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Cartoon for Nov 20, 2002
Strip for Nov 20, 2002
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I know what's beyond the BSOD ..... by Dazed2002-11-20 23:09:05
  no, but by CrazySteve2002-11-20 23:13:40
  ooooo boy by DaNutBall2002-11-20 23:12:53
    A couple of points by Rogerb0rg2002-11-20 23:51:16
      da this I knowink by DaNutBall2002-11-20 23:58:50
    Today keeps getting better and better .... by Dazed2002-11-20 23:50:57
      Awwww a quiz? :-( (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-20 23:59:17
    I'm telling you though... by DaNutBall2002-11-20 23:13:54
      and Cpl. Punnishment by CrazySteve2002-11-20 23:17:11
        "oh boy!" by DaNutBall2002-11-20 23:23:16
Pico-kitty is going to be OK! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thats great! by syren2002-11-20 23:57:25
  go pico! by DragonLady2002-11-20 23:32:00
  Good news! by SaleGamine2002-11-20 23:24:13
  Yay!! *sends scritches to Pico-kitty* (n/t) by Nea2002-11-20 22:49:03
  You named your cat after a text editor? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-20 22:40:47
    beats script or 5, doesn't it? <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 22:42:16
      I'm not so sure by DaNutBall2002-11-20 22:44:12
  Is it just me... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 22:39:02
    I got it in CH (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-20 23:34:18
    no problems from Aus by DragonLady2002-11-20 23:20:37
      I can't even load the page by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 23:27:08
      It went Splat for me by Dok2002-11-20 23:24:30
        I dont believe this ... by DragonLady2002-11-20 23:45:42
          See.. we do connect to different sides! by Dok2002-11-20 23:52:29
    think it's been Ufied... by Dok2002-11-20 22:55:34
The Journey by Dok2002-11-20 22:00:22
  Its nice! by syren2002-11-20 22:11:09
    By the way - I apologise for the use of "nice" by syren2002-11-20 22:16:40
    Oh shucks... *blush* by Dok2002-11-20 22:15:21
      Have a good time love! (n/t) by syren2002-11-20 22:17:48
HELP: DVD drive ideas by LeiraHoward2002-11-20 21:45:24
  related problem by oreo2002-11-20 23:05:49
    re: related problem by JMoon5FTM2002-11-21 13:59:32
  LOTR question by Dok2002-11-20 22:50:12
    right after by friareriner2002-11-20 23:00:45
  I just bought one by Arienadean2002-11-20 22:12:16
  More specific problem by LeiraHoward2002-11-20 22:03:52
    hmm well by Arienadean2002-11-20 22:16:26
Hardware comparison sites by LeiraHoward2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AVOID THOSE! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 23:59:16
So..What are YOU doing? by Ubergeek22002-11-20 20:59:59
  So..What are YOU doing? by DustPuppy6662002-12-12 13:26:01
  Getting ready to go out by Dok2002-11-20 21:43:42
    Read the earlier post by syren2002-11-20 21:51:19
      read my post above... (n/t) by Dok2002-11-20 22:06:24
  just delt with my kid pulling his by Arienadean2002-11-20 21:31:12
  i just got done helping my bro by sketcher2002-11-20 21:30:15
    ah he's your brother by syren2002-11-20 21:32:07
      well... by sketcher2002-11-20 21:38:38
        I hear you by syren2002-11-20 21:44:32
          i'll see your dty and raise you by sketcher2002-11-20 22:23:31
            perhaps i shouldn't by syren2002-11-20 22:50:28
  Getting ready for work. by Bellator2002-11-20 21:11:18
  I at this moment by syren2002-11-20 21:05:00
Just curious by syren2002-11-20 20:45:04
  I'm up. by Bellator2002-11-20 21:10:19
    Scary by syren2002-11-20 21:13:17
      No by Bellator2002-11-20 21:17:15
        ah i see! (n/t) by syren2002-11-20 21:20:36
hey caffeine by CrazySteve2002-11-20 20:06:19
  Sorry, outdoor cam became by caffine-iv2002-11-20 23:34:18
  Didnt you notice .. there *are* no streetlights :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-11-20 20:08:57
    I noticed that by CrazySteve2002-11-20 20:15:20
      only has one neighbour, couldnt see their by DragonLady2002-11-20 20:21:56
        hmmm by CrazySteve2002-11-20 20:22:54
Well, it's time for me to go to bed. by Llyr2002-11-20 20:04:49
  Oooh! I just remembered a crucial bit of advice! by Llyr2002-11-20 20:06:42
    most importantly- by sketcher2002-11-20 21:41:34
    stop eating the mushrooms!! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 20:19:03
The Saudis are <bleep>ing crazy. by slayer2002-11-20 19:40:28
  Or are you being fooled by by Dok2002-11-20 19:47:58
    The Saudi government is not our enemy. by slayer2002-11-20 19:55:32
      the only reason we have not left them by CrazySteve2002-11-20 20:04:25
Popup window that's unkillable by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ah, I hate those... by DireEyez2002-11-20 19:37:02
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-20 17:14:34
  well, if you come down with cyanide poisoning by CrazySteve2002-11-20 17:37:54
  Weeee, stopcock grease! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 17:26:56
  Not to be a doubting Thomas by Nea2002-11-20 17:22:54
    Well, since there is no reply by Nea2002-11-20 17:56:50
      Dildo Newfoundland. Real. by toxin2002-11-20 21:34:14
        my gosh those poor newfies doubly cursed j/k (n/t) by Arienadean2002-11-20 22:21:10
    But stopcock is okay?!!? by Dok2002-11-20 17:35:20
      I know that's an actual by Nea2002-11-20 17:43:25
        So if I were to... by Dok2002-11-20 17:52:45
          I think I'd moderate it for trolling by Nea2002-11-20 17:54:39
Butterflies, and not the MSN kind. by Dok2002-11-20 16:46:22
  go dok go! by cybergeek2002-11-20 18:09:17
  Did you remember to clean your room? by crash_2002-11-20 16:53:28
    I remebered, but I didn't do it! by Dok2002-11-20 17:01:34
      ........ by DaNutBall2002-11-20 17:23:11
        Yeah, considered that as well. by Dok2002-11-20 17:32:08
just dropping by by ma petite2002-11-20 16:32:03
  {{{{Ma}}}} by Ubergeek22002-11-20 20:33:48
*twitch* by i_am_pi2002-11-20 16:25:58
  dddddd by i_am_pi2002-11-20 16:39:03
  Good luck then! by Tomo2002-11-20 16:34:01
So who has the crapiest system here? by Dok2002-11-20 16:12:31
  10 pound 386 laptop running Minix by Kickstart2002-11-20 20:31:17
    Hmmmm.. Somrething tells me that by Dok2002-11-20 21:16:38
  I cheated and tried to use my blackberry by techrealm2002-11-20 19:13:49
    ohh and it boots off M$ dll's... by techrealm2002-11-20 19:15:40
  me. by cybergeek2002-11-20 18:10:37
  I think our measuring system needs qualified. by allegory2002-11-20 17:54:39
    That's not fair... by vyrus2002-11-20 22:31:08
  250 by Sehmket2002-11-20 17:54:06
    makes for a beautiful system... by allegory2002-11-20 17:56:05
  I know it isn't the worst.... by microchic2002-11-20 17:26:36
  And I really do use this for my main computer by krups2002-11-20 17:26:04
    My Home box is a AMD k6 200 by techrealm2002-11-20 19:19:38
      Gads, my spare parts macine is a K6 300 by Freakazoid2002-11-20 19:23:49
  486 SX, 4 megs ram. 386, not sure ram (n/t) by surgo2002-11-20 17:08:43
    and believe it or not, that 386... by surgo2002-11-20 17:13:11
      I could see it... by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 17:58:50
  Well I daily have to use... by Dok2002-11-20 16:51:26
  can't view this with it right now... by theonlyphreak2002-11-20 16:33:55
  powermac 7500 16 RAM ... by plblark2002-11-20 16:22:00
    Hehehe.. Cheaterer!!! :-P (n/t) by Dok2002-11-20 16:24:20
      technically, I AM viewing this with it though ... (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 16:25:55
        Okay, I cheated too by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 19:14:19
  if I really wanted to get mashochistic by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:20:10
    I think I need a new HD... by DireEyez2002-11-20 17:12:27
  how bout this? by sketcher2002-11-20 16:15:45
    Ah, but you aren't using it to read this by Dok2002-11-20 16:17:02
  My old router, which still works, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:14:07
    More interested in crapiest being used. (n/t) by Dok2002-11-20 16:18:09
      It's all plugged in and everything, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:20:29
A worth-while cause to contribute to: by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
Here's something that pisses me off. Badly. by Llyr2002-11-20 15:11:17
  Here's another hypothetical situation. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    One more hypothetical situation. by Llyr2002-11-20 15:39:13
      the firewall at your end blocks Instant Chess's by i_am_pi2002-11-20 16:16:43
        What!!! posting ON-TOPIC! by Tomo2002-11-20 16:24:09
      Pretend this is not a hypothetical.. :D (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:42:38
        caffeine, I have come to the conclusion by CrazySteve2002-11-20 15:47:55
          *ROFL* by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:54:14
            There's big towns in Alaska? by DaNutBall2002-11-20 17:53:35
              Here's a section of Anchorage, by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
            no, I missed that by CrazySteve2002-11-20 15:55:28
              Well keep watching, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:57:00
                ooo, exciting! by CrazySteve2002-11-20 15:59:29
                  Fire hydrant? Where? by Tomo2002-11-20 16:03:24
                    Heh by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:04:37
                      So it's double glazed then? by Tomo2002-11-20 16:05:48
                        Double pane anyways. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:06:24
                          Yep, that's what we British call double glazing. by Tomo2002-11-20 16:09:08
                            And it rocks - smash the glass by syren2002-11-20 21:00:59
                    I'm not sure it's a hydrant by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:04:20
                      Water Well. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:05:32
                        close enough by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:06:44
                          It's dark here. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 16:07:43
                            Maybe I need to get another one of these cameras by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:10:18
                              ellusive quarry, house cats <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:12:15
                            yeah same here by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:09:03
                              Thats the ambient light outside too :P by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:11:25
                                that;s about as bright as it gets here by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:14:07
                                Even more so, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:15:38
                                Well, look at it from my poiint of view: by Tomo2002-11-20 16:21:08
                                palmer, huh? by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:22:44
                                Good laddie, you found my resume :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:21:54
                                well I don;t have a web cam by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:17:42
                                *grin* by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:18:40
                                sad. by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:21:27
                                yea! I saw the septic truck! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:31:36
                                hee hee! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:33:55
                                ...no. *hangs head in shame* by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:36:08
                                *also hangs head in shame* by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:37:43
                                yes, but you can use it for a reason by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:39:08
                                Well you've been watching... by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:40:28
                                Well, I missed that bit of excitement. Drat! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 16:36:58
                                You can get one like mine at ThinkGeek, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:24:12
                                I don;t have that kind of money by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:29:38
                                Nah, you don't wanna do that! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:30:25
                                no thanks by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:33:28
                                Well if you hate snow, and you're going to get by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:34:56
                                nah, because then the building in which I reside by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:37:53
                                Weeee! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:39:29
                                I saw that by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                Interesting. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:48:07
                                Good night. It's now almost 1am and I'm tired. by Tomo2002-11-20 16:50:03
                                I don't have that money right now. by Tomo2002-11-20 16:26:04
                                Those popup ads have some bad ideas.. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:28:21
                                Yep, my flatmates wouldn't be too pleased. by Tomo2002-11-20 16:30:38
                                a few arms? by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:34:47
                                Two I use normally, and a set for Sunday best. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 16:36:19
                                I have a pair of TV cameras and a TV card. by Tomo2002-11-20 16:22:33
                              Well, I even get a squeal of brakes sometimes! by Tomo2002-11-20 16:10:47
                  It's a pretty god chance by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:02:51
                    liven it up! by CrazySteve2002-11-20 16:05:16
                      Speed limit? :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 16:06:44
        what if there we no such thing by CrazySteve2002-11-20 15:44:40
          Can't answer that last one ;) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:47:20
    It's not IE's fault. by Tomo2002-11-20 15:21:38
      Can you unblock them? (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:22:34
        Yes, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:23:42
          Seeing how this is a "student" account... by Llyr2002-11-20 15:26:53
random question by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:54:47
  Everquest, PC by Raptor_872002-11-20 19:38:29
    Don't you mean EverCrack? (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 19:49:03
      Its implied (n/t) by Raptor_872002-11-20 21:19:41
  My current addiction is the original Final Fantasy by saxguy022002-11-20 18:23:52
  My current addiction by DaNutBall2002-11-20 18:07:37
  Mega Man 2, Original NES (n/t) by Nickface2002-11-20 15:55:53
    Amen by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 18:12:17
  Currently? GTA:Vice City. Of all time? Tetris (n/t by Freakazoid2002-11-20 15:34:17
    tetrinet *twitch* *twitch* by sketcher2002-11-20 15:53:05
      oooOOOooo... Forgot that one :) by Freakazoid2002-11-20 15:55:29
  My roommate would agree with you by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 15:31:13
  most addicting? by sketcher2002-11-20 15:28:22
    No kidding... by masato2002-11-20 15:41:24
      which, the sims or bejeweled? by sketcher2002-11-20 15:49:22
        Bejeweled (n/t) by masato2002-11-20 16:27:16
  Best system is PC, hands down. by Arcanum2002-11-20 15:23:11
    That's debatable... by Freakazoid2002-11-20 15:32:45
      Huh? by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 18:17:13
        PS2 HD was availiable long before the xbox by Freakazoid2002-11-20 19:20:32
          Not for general puclic usage though (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 19:33:55
      game mods by sketcher2002-11-20 15:46:33
        Patches aren't necessary in a console by Freakazoid2002-11-20 15:52:52
          Just watch... by Arcanum2002-11-20 16:24:10
            I dunno about FPS on a console by Freakazoid2002-11-20 16:38:29
              Like I said. by Arcanum2002-11-20 16:50:30
              A console cannot have more than 48 fps by Tomo2002-11-20 16:43:49
                Doesn't matter much beyond about 45? anyway by Freakazoid2002-11-20 16:59:00
          i have played several console games... by sketcher2002-11-20 15:57:05
            That's why I said almost :) by Freakazoid2002-11-20 16:40:21
    After all, a PC can emulate any other m/c by Tomo2002-11-20 15:25:27
  Absolute all time: Tetris by mikosullivan2002-11-20 15:10:51
    Nah... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 15:28:06
  Video Games are for the weak by JohnLynch2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ye plans for tonight. by nin_man2002-11-20 14:45:24
  Going to a NaNoWriMo write-in by mortaine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Work? by Nea2002-11-20 16:25:21
    Yay! (sorta anyway) by Nea2002-11-20 17:26:10
  Pub quiz and dinner. by wheresthefish2002-11-20 15:41:38
  RENT by LthrOttr2002-11-20 15:40:57
  curl up and die by Celeste2002-11-20 15:27:51
  *looks at nin_man's and crash_'s posts* Hrmmm... by caffine-iv2002-11-20 15:18:03
    LOL! by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 15:29:44
    It's a conspiracy I tell ya! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-20 15:26:34
  Sit at home bored by crash_2002-11-20 15:02:23
    so go to the movie with him by plblark2002-11-20 15:12:45
      true love knows no boundaries and all that ;-) (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 15:13:05
  Is suffering from withdrawal symptoms by JohnLynch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think I'll just by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:51:39
  Lots of MOH Frontline...... by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:46:48
"The router, the router, the router's on fire..." by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  How did THAT happen? (n/t) by surgo2002-11-20 14:42:20
    They don't know yet... by IByte2002-11-20 14:51:35
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-20 15:01:57
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-11-20 16:33:29
      The Butler did it! by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:01:31
        Well, on the emergency IRC server by IByte2002-11-20 15:21:20
        Giddy enough to post twice??? (n/t) by ToLoN272002-11-20 15:04:18
          I accidently do that from time to time. (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:11:16
  "We don't need no halon... by nin_man2002-11-20 14:38:55
    True Fact: by SnArL2002-11-20 16:52:44
    the motherfscker, I presume? by IByte2002-11-20 14:48:41
It's official. My brain has atrophied. by taIon2002-11-20 14:16:44
  Okay then, I *think*: by LionsPhil2002-11-20 14:20:13
    Close. by taIon2002-11-20 14:24:41
      Got it. by taIon2002-11-20 15:35:15
Here's a cartoon strip I've drawn. by Beorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good one! (n/t) by aquacooler2002-11-20 15:29:13
  When you compare it to the artwork in by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hurls Snogflurfle at Dok by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 14:27:01
      ZaPPowchafrazlledink!!!! by Dok2002-11-20 14:31:33
        No problem. by Beorn2002-11-20 14:40:05
  Nice =) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 14:11:29
    Maybe so, ... by Beorn2002-11-20 14:21:04
  Haha by wiseguy5862002-11-20 14:07:59
  *giggle* (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 14:05:13
  heh <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:01:20
I'm hunting Snogfurfles... Seen any? by Dok2002-11-20 13:52:24
  Hey! Look! There's one! (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 14:00:24
    Where? I didn't see what you where pointing at. (n/t) by Dok2002-11-20 14:10:46
      Over here! by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
        He must be hungry then by Dok2002-11-20 14:20:23
  Look! There's one! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:56:06
    ZaPPowcka! by Dok2002-11-20 14:09:53
  the snozberries taste like snozberries! <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:54:54
    I want an Oopaloopma NOW! by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 14:14:17
      Erm Oompaloompa that is ... by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 14:18:58
I'm bored. by Naruki2002-11-20 13:48:33
  Did it hurt? by SaleGamine2002-11-20 23:33:29
  Pleasure to meet you, Bored. (n/t) by Nickface2002-11-20 17:34:33
  Stop giving me excuses....... by JohnLynch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're a ... WHAT? (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-20 14:55:01
  I admit to using my PDA by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 14:24:52
  you think you got problems? by krupa2002-11-20 13:59:43
    Well, I didn't... by Naruki2002-11-20 14:17:21
      luxury... by krupa2002-11-20 14:26:30
        You got two peanuts?! by Naruki2002-11-20 14:45:37
          Right. by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 15:32:53
            and if you tell that to the young people of today by krupa2002-11-20 15:37:40
              And now for something completely different! (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-20 23:41:34
  Computer games work great. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:55:20
    I'm at work. by Naruki2002-11-20 14:17:50
  I'd tell you to just drive up I-95 by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:51:00
    I'll do that on the way home tonight. by Naruki2002-11-20 14:18:54
Oh yeah, I'm the geek... Oh yeah, I'm the geek by caffine-iv2002-11-20 13:44:31
  Do you have to inform your neighbors... by DireEyez2002-11-20 17:17:39
    Nope :) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 17:20:54
      Figured I'd ask, just to be sure ;> by DireEyez2002-11-20 17:27:11
        No problem. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 17:29:08
          If it's cold enough by Nea2002-11-20 17:48:49
            Hee hee! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 17:53:20
  You're in Alaska, right? by Naruki2002-11-20 13:50:11
    Yes, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 13:54:53
      you have some though by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:57:08
        Nyet! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:00:59
          AAHH!!! by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:06:04
          interesting filth pattern by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:03:12
            Uh.. niether? by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:08:18
  ...that is the epitome of lazyness by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:46:14
    or paranoia... :) (n/t) by krupa2002-11-20 14:04:45
    Come, look out my window. by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      So THATs what Alaska looks like! (n/t) by surgo2002-11-20 14:31:06
      What year regal is that by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:29:25
        It's a LeSabre, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:30:33
          heh by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:33:02
      Lowsy code on the camera by Freakazoid2002-11-20 14:10:25
        I have, and yes, it's not the best. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:15:12
          Hrm..... >:) I've got a idea... by Freakazoid2002-11-20 14:23:32
            *blink* it's working under mozilla? by Freakazoid2002-11-20 14:28:27
              I don't mind, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:32:22
                Here we go... Da Source code by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I dunno if knoqueror will like it by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:49:46
        I was right by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:53:53
        Someone's been UFied! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:53:46
          DSL connection. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 13:55:52
            You. Need. More. Bandwith. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:59:33
              Only a T1? Posh, DSL has it beat hands down. by Freakazoid2002-11-20 14:06:15
                Oh ok. DSL isn't similar to ADSL then ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 14:13:34
                  Huh? I was talking about an example or 2 local. by Freakazoid2002-11-20 14:22:33
              I. Need. Job. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:01:51
        It's only a simple java app, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 13:53:06
          yeah, I've been fighting with java by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:56:01
            .44 Bah by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:16:38
              Why use something that small? by Raptor_872002-11-20 19:50:38
            Oh, I believe in gun control. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 13:58:31
              gun control means using both hands by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:00:16
                Yeah, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 14:02:39
                  ah, ok by CrazySteve2002-11-20 14:04:25
Attn: Sehmket by SaleGamine2002-11-20 13:37:53
  Attn: Sehmket & Hyzenthlay by dire_lobo2002-11-20 14:31:54
IM Programs by Glytch782002-11-20 13:34:04
  why not trillian by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oh and btw by Arienadean2002-11-20 13:56:47
      gaim does it too by DaNutBall2002-11-20 15:08:47
  Hmm by MikeCDN2002-11-20 13:49:59
    I'd love that... by Glytch782002-11-20 13:52:09
      Doh by MikeCDN2002-11-20 13:54:04
        hehe by Glytch782002-11-20 13:58:55
          Ouch by MikeCDN2002-11-20 14:07:53
  IMHO - Bad decision! by AdMan2002-11-20 13:46:59
    Got email yea. and there is a "but" by Glytch782002-11-20 13:51:05
  Jabber by whytwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yes, Jabber by tms17912002-11-20 19:13:00
    Thanks. by Glytch782002-11-20 13:45:28
  the windows versions of aim by CrazySteve2002-11-20 13:37:47
    not if you remove them :) by NedLudd2002-11-20 16:13:56
    I was thinking of that. by Glytch782002-11-20 13:43:02
      Absolutely. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 13:44:20
UF GPG keys! by wiseguy5862002-11-20 12:43:44
  What scheme do you use? DSS/ElGamal? by surgo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    And here is mine by surgo2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I might be running the HKP Keyserver soon as well by surgo2002-11-20 14:37:41
  Um.... by krupa2002-11-20 13:36:37
    This ain't the 60s anymore by surgo2002-11-20 15:12:59
    There's two keys... by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You post your public GPG key by wiseguy5862002-11-20 13:41:48
  How would I utilize this feature? by AdMan2002-11-20 13:34:16
  Clicky by wiseguy5862006-11-19 12:55:59
  Signed version by wiseguy5862002-11-20 12:51:30
Back and needing sleep... by Illiad2002-11-20 12:03:20
  *wild applause* Woo! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:22:50
    No its more like by jeditheduck2002-11-20 13:10:12
      I'm a "Hellyeah!" guy myself... (n/t) by Feng_Li2002-11-20 13:39:59
  okey before you sleep read this by ozanbaba2002-11-20 12:06:48
    Mais oui by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
      i think it would be better but by ozanbaba2002-11-20 12:10:13
Is there any way to search the comments archive? by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 11:52:55
  use google for searching the site (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 12:08:20
  Google stores some of it by Spisefisken2002-11-20 11:54:04
    Nope, didn't work. by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:26:02
      *Ahem* by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *Cough* by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:44:25
          Ok, ok, kill me. by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:45:27
            A better search, by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Cool. by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:52:34
                "Advanced Search" is your friend =) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:59:18
                Whats RTFM? (n/t) by AdMan2002-11-20 12:54:44
                  Read The Fu**ing Manual. (n/t) by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:57:58
                    a.k.a. the Karma Sutra ;) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:00:11
                    Thanks, by AdMan2002-11-20 12:59:58
            OK :-) by AdMan2002-11-20 12:47:39
Woohoo! by KayMan2002-11-20 11:18:09
  LSD by gregg_hughes2002-11-20 16:11:16
  Have a nice time by SaleGamine2002-11-20 11:28:34
    thx, I hope i will by KayMan2002-11-20 11:50:43
      Ok, I'll settle for Leffe by SaleGamine2002-11-20 12:00:52
        It's blonde... by KayMan2002-11-20 12:21:02
          Oh yes please. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 12:53:41
Trinity from The Matrix.... by caseynth2002-11-20 11:13:06
  By the looks of her, by JPaganel2002-11-20 12:51:54
    *snigger* (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:02:50
  Not quite. by nin_man2002-11-20 11:35:09
    How did that happen? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:41:59
      Plane crash by ania2052002-11-20 12:58:20
        How dare he have coke in his system! by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:20:33
        Thanks =/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:01:22
      I'm going to burn down England for that. by nin_man2002-11-20 12:55:22
        Adaption!? More like massacre (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:18:30
        I wish it was forgettable. Oh, how I wish. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 12:58:30
    Oh, I misread that. *larts self* by borg3892002-11-20 11:41:38
  Don't know by maceogan2002-11-20 11:31:20
  carrie ann moss? by nevdull2002-11-20 11:27:38
  What, in "Reloaded"? by borg3892002-11-20 11:14:15
    Yuck! How old are you guys? by caseynth2002-11-20 12:06:59
      Nahh. by Arcanum2002-11-20 12:30:30
        Sure ya can... by AdMan2002-11-20 12:43:10
          Yeah, but Geena Davis can whoop anybody's butt... by JPaganel2002-11-20 12:44:20
            O.K. Jello wrestling, bring her on... by sysangel2002-11-20 12:50:19
            And into Zen by AdMan2002-11-20 12:49:50
              Would you stop it? by JPaganel2002-11-20 12:51:15
                Erase Button by AdMan2002-11-20 12:53:38
                  Nah, think of nin_man starkers >=) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:09:51
                    How did things get so far? by nin_man2002-11-20 14:12:08
                      As the length of a thread tends to infinity, by LionsPhil2002-11-20 14:16:50
                    Define: "Starkers" by AdMan2002-11-20 13:13:58
                      "Starkers" == slang for "naked" by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:16:32
                  On top of her? by Naruki2002-11-20 12:54:04
                    Even as... by AdMan2002-11-20 12:58:41
                      Be as t[he] I a[m] li[ke], t[hank] y[ou]! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:02:29
                        That would work so much better... by DireEyez2002-11-20 19:40:59
      What the? by harold2002-11-20 12:17:17
      Currently 36 myself. by borg3892002-11-20 12:14:24
        24 by genocide782002-11-20 12:41:28
        25, by pecosdave2002-11-20 12:27:32
    hehe by genocide782002-11-20 11:16:44
      Ewwhhhh, Bullocks by sysangel2002-11-20 11:58:49
        what ever works for you :) by genocide782002-11-20 12:42:28
Help with RAS on NT4 by nevdull2002-11-20 10:51:06
  Policies should work on NT4 by sysangel2002-11-20 12:35:47
  When you can do it on Windows 2000... by benstiglitz2002-11-20 12:22:08
P.B.'s Joke of the Day by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 10:37:13
  Thanks for brightening up my day (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 15:24:16
  *giggle* by Spisefisken2002-11-20 11:56:24
P.B.'s Tech Joke of the Day by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 10:35:29
  You forgot one by crash_2002-11-20 17:26:31
  I qualify for numbers by Arcanum2002-11-20 11:50:12
    I refuse to use a debit card by borg3892002-11-20 11:54:25
      I must have a good bank then. by Freakazoid2002-11-20 15:26:41
      Use a CheckCard then by maceogan2002-11-20 11:58:37
        I don't trust 'em. by borg3892002-11-20 12:02:04
          Mostly true by maceogan2002-11-20 12:09:35
            Which part is "mostly true"? by borg3892002-11-20 12:17:45
              Sorry... by maceogan2002-11-20 12:27:39
                Incorrect. by borg3892002-11-20 13:24:58
                  Ahh. by maceogan2002-11-20 13:51:22
                    And, you do have immediate access by ricky2002-11-20 14:02:02
            Ah, but I don't trust ANY bank. by borg3892002-11-20 12:16:33
              Are you in the US or the UK? by Arcanum2002-11-20 12:32:01
                The US. (n/t) by borg3892002-11-20 13:25:24
                  Most, if not all, true debit cards now by Arcanum2002-11-20 13:31:07
  uh oh... and I thought I was out of touch by tjhairball2002-11-20 11:24:49
  6 of 9 (and 2 sortas) by MikeCDN2002-11-20 11:13:43
  50/50 Apply by plucky2002-11-20 10:57:52
  The real money one really hits home :) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 10:40:06
  well... by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:37:51
Mozilla and form autocomplete by lemurtx2002-11-20 10:31:05
  Tools -> Form Manager by myke2002-11-20 11:02:48
    It ain't woikin' by lemurtx2002-11-20 12:24:06
That was pretty foul. by nin_man2002-11-20 10:18:59
  Sorry nin man. by sysangel2002-11-20 12:48:32
  ROFLMFAO :) by cybergeek2002-11-20 10:39:40
  They say that cures sore throats by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:25:10
    I wonder what happens... by nin_man2002-11-20 10:26:23
      Drink some more. Go on. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 10:27:38
  and I ask myself how? by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:22:57
    I didn't do it. by nin_man2002-11-20 10:25:30
      so did you complain? by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:28:11
        Nope! by Sehmket2002-11-20 12:08:21
          Arbor Mist's Blackberry Merlot? by rwrannells2002-11-20 12:57:40
            lol by Sehmket2002-11-20 13:05:08
              To Bad by rwrannells2002-11-20 13:36:07
                *snort* by Sehmket2002-11-20 15:55:19
          THE ideal tea is....coffee! by sysangel2002-11-20 12:42:04
          AriZona by Arcanum2002-11-20 12:38:06
            Yes... by Sehmket2002-11-20 13:02:25
        I mentioned it, which caused great amusement. by nin_man2002-11-20 10:36:40
    sweet tea by lemurtx2002-11-20 10:25:28
      Recipe for southern sweet tea, restaurant style by ania2052002-11-20 13:42:16
  Drink some more. Go on. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 10:21:47
    Who are you, Jim Jones? (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-20 10:23:07
Oh GREAAAAAT. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 10:17:33
odd question for outlook users by cybergeek2002-11-20 10:10:24
  don't use outlook (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 12:32:37
  My solution: by caffine-iv2002-11-20 11:08:18
    see... by cybergeek2002-11-20 11:38:11
      well you should be by mcnutcase2002-11-20 11:41:32
        New acronym for RTFM? by kahuana2002-11-20 12:14:39
          No why did you do that? by maceogan2002-11-20 12:30:09
Shameless Diary Plug! by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
what's with the board?? by gatorbytes2002-11-20 09:52:10
  I guess it's one of two things at this point by gatorbytes2002-11-20 10:10:39
  Click "My Settings". by adiplomat2002-11-20 09:54:53
    one of the first things I did.... by gatorbytes2002-11-20 10:00:43
      same thing happening in IE as well (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-20 10:02:32
        check, save, uncheck, save? by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:04:14
          still no good. As for Yohimbe... by gatorbytes2002-11-20 10:08:41
        try ctrl-F5 to completely reload. by krupa2002-11-20 10:04:05
          no good. (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-20 10:09:13
  Perfectly fine here.. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:52:51
SETI@UFie by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  New Member! by Netaddict452002-11-20 23:44:29
  Yay 100 workunits! by Linfalgamo2002-11-20 10:21:42
    Me too, and I think I'm gainin' on ya by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 11:04:48
    congratulations! (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 10:46:46
  145th, 978 WU's ... probably 990 by tonight by plblark2002-11-20 10:15:32
  Damnit by bbr2002-11-20 10:04:09
    darnit! take over some more machines! (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 10:05:47
    hey, I'm way down there... by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:05:46
  Team rank 794th by mcnutcase2002-11-20 09:59:49
    16 or 17 hours is about the team average by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 12:11:15
okey i need help by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:39:08
  Here ya go: by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
    thanks by ozanbaba2002-11-20 10:17:03
  DJGPP by fuzzyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thats for DOS (n/t) by surgo2002-11-20 17:25:36
    yeap by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:52:09
  you can get g++ for windows... by krupa2002-11-20 09:44:17
    okey thanks by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:46:15
      www.google.com by krupa2002-11-20 10:02:03
Comments? by dire_lobo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, I'm a young American by Sehmket2002-11-20 12:54:07
    then you pass completely... by krupa2002-11-20 13:30:38
  During the Vietnam War... by krupa2002-11-20 09:49:17
  So? by JohnRyan2002-11-20 09:47:21
    If you can't explain road signs by Famanoran2002-11-20 12:04:56
    From the last trip to the US by chrisP2002-11-20 10:01:20
      are you kidding? by krupa2002-11-20 10:25:09
  Well by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 09:47:07
    heh by ToLoN272002-11-20 14:10:30
  Can Bush? by Naruki2002-11-20 09:44:39
    Of course he can... by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:29:21
      WTF does that have to do with Bush's intellect? by Naruki2002-11-20 11:00:56
        WTF did the question have to do with anybody's by rogueneuron2002-11-20 15:14:19
    You bring up a very good point... by krupa2002-11-20 09:52:07
      I didn't know that. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 12:54:41
        You're not trying to be a NY State Senator either by krupa2002-11-20 13:34:23
          What would be on YOUR list? by Naruki2002-11-20 13:37:25
            I don't have a list.... by krupa2002-11-20 13:52:17
      Why? by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 09:54:04
        Well... by krupa2002-11-20 10:00:18
          I understand you irritation by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 10:13:04
            But I don't have to accept that as a voter... by krupa2002-11-20 10:21:21
              Here's a thought. by LurkerMo2002-11-20 11:22:44
                I would never win... by krupa2002-11-20 12:11:55
              I meant by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 10:38:37
                hey guess what... by krupa2002-11-20 13:56:27
                well you have me there... by krupa2002-11-20 10:53:00
                  100% agreement on that one :) (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 10:55:29
            Actually... by Naruki2002-11-20 10:18:26
              Actually You Don't by rwrannells2002-11-20 12:19:15
              Well, we only have two senators... by krupa2002-11-20 10:22:42
                Sucker! by Naruki2002-11-20 11:03:59
                  You must be from Florida... by krupa2002-11-20 11:07:20
                    Oi! by mcnutcase2002-11-20 11:11:02
                      You can play that? by Sehmket2002-11-20 12:41:19
          Excellent point! by Naruki2002-11-20 10:05:59
ATOTD - Religious by JohnRyan2002-11-20 09:36:46
  He's inside the Sun, Yuri. by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:49:31
  this says a lot more than you might think... by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:13:53
  Vision. by LurkerMo2002-11-20 09:42:08
    Do I have to... by JohnRyan2002-11-20 09:48:41
      Sorry - this does not reflect by LurkerMo2002-11-20 10:01:36
  She's invisible. by Naruki2002-11-20 09:41:52
    Sometimes. Eris is so mischevous. ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 09:59:00
    I've seen God: by JohnRyan2002-11-20 09:49:56
      There were these two guys... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-20 21:04:17
From yesterday: to sumbusch & SnArL... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As with all things it's not a black 'n white issue by Dok2002-11-20 17:29:28
  Hee hee hee... by Capt. X2002-11-20 12:08:19
    Not at all. by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 12:33:08
  I agree. by nawft2002-11-20 09:30:30
    I have always believed by LurkerMo2002-11-20 09:59:44
      It's not necessarily restricted to computers by SnArL2002-11-20 16:38:47
      Aww, that's sweet. by Naruki2002-11-20 10:02:36
        Did I? Maybe I did. by LurkerMo2002-11-20 10:04:42
          I'm not sure I've got that last attribute. by Naruki2002-11-20 10:08:15
            Which one? by LurkerMo2002-11-20 11:13:26
    Not even... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 09:35:42
      Uneducated vs Stupid by maceogan2002-11-20 09:56:26
      There are a few out there... by kahuana2002-11-20 09:49:02
      that makes it worse by nawft2002-11-20 09:39:49
        Well sometimes we are. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 09:47:58
          I've tried to reserve my rant thread (SDP) ... by kahuana2002-11-20 09:56:48
          But anyone reasonably by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 09:52:11
            Obvious to you. by Naruki2002-11-20 09:57:37
              No, they don't know exactly by hyzenthlay2002-11-20 10:08:41
                Should, but... by Naruki2002-11-20 10:15:28
                  You are mostly right, but not completely. by borg3892002-11-20 10:43:00
                    No, I'm completely right. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:12:42
                      Now, what gets on my nerves by SnArL2002-11-20 15:25:25
                      Um, not really by borg3892002-11-20 11:17:38
                        Not really what? by Naruki2002-11-20 11:20:59
                          "...that we like to assume ..." by borg3892002-11-20 11:22:59
                            Nope. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:31:33
                              Sorry by borg3892002-11-20 11:51:58
              Personally by maceogan2002-11-20 10:07:51
                Agree wholeheartedly. by Naruki2002-11-20 10:10:28
/whimper... by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not me by migiizis2006-11-19 12:55:59
  AOL! by DaNutBall2002-11-20 10:47:16
  Just think of the SETI units by crankshaft-jr2002-11-20 10:04:19
    hang SETI! by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:17:01
      but what are you going to do with the.. by friareriner2002-11-20 10:22:02
        SETI and by myke2002-11-20 10:24:15
          Nope, just KaZaA. by huitzilopochtli2002-11-20 12:23:11
        Yeah, unless UT2K3 is multithreaded by LionsPhil2002-11-20 10:23:30
  Thats a mighty large box... by andycap142002-11-20 09:46:52
    hey! by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  $1,336,417.00 List Price by Glytch782002-11-20 09:27:32
    on the contrary... (n/c) by myke2002-11-20 10:25:37
handspring visor with linux by fireballmatt2002-11-20 09:10:28
  What errors are you getting? by whytwolf2002-11-20 09:13:20
  What are you trying to do? by borg3892002-11-20 09:11:55
    just trying to sync it by fireballmatt2002-11-20 09:24:12
      Is the hotsync not working... by borg3892002-11-20 11:13:10
        i got it working by fireballmatt2002-11-20 11:30:24
          thus proving... by mcnutcase2002-11-20 11:38:32
            The USB made you do it!!! (n/t) by maceogan2002-11-20 11:56:32
Interesting thing in the mail... by rockitanski2002-11-20 08:58:36
  It's the 'special recruitment' program. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 09:00:50
    Ummmm, uh oh...which to do...[nt] by rockitanski2002-11-20 09:13:31
      Perhaps "explodes" was a bit of a misnomer... by Naruki2002-11-20 09:24:29
My clock appears FUBAR by Tomo2002-11-20 08:51:14
  Maybe someone installed this little gem... by YakkoWarner2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Many thanks for the hints! by Tomo2002-11-20 15:17:07
  Besides the MoBo battery already mentioned... by Naruki2002-11-20 09:48:22
    Actually, if it's every x number of minutes by borg3892002-11-20 10:29:25
  Maybe is Windows time update by cuau2002-11-20 09:18:21
  No explinations, but further clock weirdness - by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:55:33
    Not to constantly harp on this subject by borg3892002-11-20 09:06:05
      Not as far as I know, but by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:12:45
        Been done. by i_am_pi2002-11-20 09:34:54
          All that was needed to prevent this was... by kahuana2002-11-20 10:03:45
          Not to mention on a mac, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:35:26
            that's the Mac OS ROM Toolbox by i_am_pi2002-11-20 09:55:49
        Don't give me any ideas. by borg3892002-11-20 09:14:46
          I'm alredy protected.. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:18:27
    Well of course by the-prophet2002-11-20 09:05:27
  Dying mobo battery. Get a new one. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:52:42
    The think the cmos battery by borg3892002-11-20 09:07:10
      It also keeps the settings in BIOS saved. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:22:13
        Right. But only during power off. by borg3892002-11-20 10:26:57
          Right, which is why you only have to reset them by caffine-iv2002-11-20 10:31:51
            Why is why it's probably not a battery issue (n/t) by borg3892002-11-20 11:18:40
      I dunno...guess I'll have to check the manual (n/t by dire_lobo2002-11-20 09:16:13
    ditto by dire_lobo2002-11-20 09:00:36
RIAA strikes again? by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Dutch education minister's comment by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:35:22
    Remember when university was for education? by Naruki2002-11-20 11:14:19
      And remember when the taxpayer paid us to learn? (n/t) by pas512002-11-20 13:11:55
      Hey...I'm at Uni to learn. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:35:58
  Please tell me they had offsite backups! (n/t) by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:32:31
    of the Debian stuff, yup... by mcnutcase2002-11-20 10:39:46
  It's also Debian's secondary site by SMcV2002-11-20 09:13:01
  Oh no! All the p0rn got burnt! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:26:52
    no not the porn by ToLoN272002-11-20 08:31:12
      Which teaches us a valuable lesson ... by aix tom2002-11-20 08:47:55
        Yes. Burn your p0rn -- to CD-R! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:48:33
          Interesting how the original topic was by BuggedEyes2002-11-20 09:02:45
            It's not all that complex... by chatgris2002-11-20 09:35:32
      Gnutella? (n/t) by the-prophet2002-11-20 08:37:17
not cool! by sketcher2002-11-20 08:09:30
  Aw man :/ by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:20:53
OMG i thought that error message was made up by i_am_pi2002-11-20 08:04:44
  I prefer by thallone2006-11-19 12:55:59
    All I see is an image. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:22:02
      Look carefully. Read. by thallone2002-11-20 11:38:41
        It says... by Naruki2002-11-20 11:45:54
          That's not it... (I saw it, so i'll explain) by Freakazoid2002-11-20 13:20:03
            Ah... That is funny. by Naruki2002-11-20 13:31:06
  :) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:40:46
  My personal favorites - by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:31:19
    hey by ozanbaba2002-11-20 11:52:17
      Kernel 2.4.18 is what I run right now, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 12:12:23
    Isn't it by i_am_pi2002-11-20 09:56:51
  Ok, how about this error by maceogan2002-11-20 08:22:13
  It's not all that stupid actualy... by Bellator2002-11-20 08:16:57
    Re: It's not all that stupid actually by harold2002-11-20 09:26:58
      Yup by SnArL2002-11-20 09:39:46
      What? by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:33:45
        That's OK by harold2002-11-20 12:11:41
        I hotplug PS/2 all the time by shaddai2002-11-20 10:16:12
          I guess it must be luck by harold2002-11-20 12:13:55
          I love Linux. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 10:20:47
            Yeah, well... by DireEyez2002-11-20 11:55:59
    Exactly! by Tomo2002-11-20 08:17:44
  Best error message ever by the-prophet2002-11-20 08:15:42
    That one's just not specific enough. by Arcanum2002-11-20 08:23:23
      No really, I was backing up my games dir... by the-prophet2006-11-19 12:55:59
        that's a nice share name. by i_am_pi2002-11-20 09:15:31
          Hey, prophet, what's your IP address? ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 10:11:59
        You've only got ONE pr0n dir! by borg3892002-11-20 09:11:07
      I like! by Tomo2002-11-20 08:27:08
        Pass the Jelly by x5473912002-11-20 10:10:08
        Errors by Zzyzzx2002-11-20 09:25:24
        http://www.mackido.com/EasterEggs/PR-MPW.html by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yeah, those are great. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:29:48
        Seen that one. by Arcanum2002-11-20 08:28:56
          GCC used to do that by migiizis2002-11-20 09:08:33
  They all do that :P by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:12:54
  Send the BIOS manufacturer a Moron Award (TM) =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:05:56
    Maybe it was already an Award BIOS :-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-20 08:24:59
Was just e-mailed this. by breezeblock2002-11-20 07:56:48
  Wait what?????? by the-prophet2002-11-20 08:14:35
    if it wasnt for the horse by billb9142002-11-20 09:14:23
      Fellow Lewis Black fan!!! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-11-20 12:55:20
    blood? by Tron-X2002-11-20 08:26:26
  "My daughter says she wants a milkshake" by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:00:25
    No, just dead for a year for tax reasons. :) (n/t) by justncase2002-11-20 08:55:06
      Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Connection :) by quasiphoton2002-11-20 09:07:39
        restaurant at the end of the universe by billb9142002-11-20 09:13:19
        Restaurant at the End of the Universe. by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 09:13:16
FTP server question by foghornleghorn2002-11-20 07:49:06
  Didn't enable the ftp daemon by migiizis2002-11-20 07:52:19
    rh7.3 uses xinetd. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:54:33
      there is no line like above in the xinetd.conf (n/t) by foghornleghorn2002-11-20 09:14:50
      Ok by migiizis2002-11-20 08:00:45
  take an editor to /etc/xinetd.d/ftp or by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:50:15
    oh then you have to by i_am_pi2002-11-20 08:06:28
      That did it Pi. Thanks (n/t) by foghornleghorn2002-11-20 09:35:16
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  STUDENT'S RESEARCH TIES SANITY TO ENVIRONMENT by tnglives2002-11-20 22:51:30
  H3LL THROWN INTO TURMOIL! MR. ROGERS FACE SEEN IN by SouthpawPL2002-11-20 17:23:36
  KICKSTART MARRIES UNKNOWN CUTIE......... by Kickstart2002-11-20 16:12:35
  DANUTBALL TAKES OVER WORLD! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-20 15:10:42
  STUDENT, PRIME MINISTER TO SWAP JOBS (n/t) by pas512002-11-20 13:41:41
  STUDENT GAINS, LOSES POWER IN BLOODLESS COUPS (n/t) by pas512002-11-20 13:35:21
  OzanB GETS RICH WITH MOST STUPIED GAME EVER MADe by ozanbaba2002-11-20 12:37:52
  SHADOW STILL SINGLE AND SUFFERS!!!! (n/t) by ts0032002-11-20 10:58:54
    MIKE WONDERS WHO SHADOW IS (n/t) by MikeCDN2002-11-20 11:04:04
      SHADOW KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:19:26
        MIKE IS CONFUSED by MikeCDN2002-11-20 11:55:16
          LIONSPHIL IS ANGERED BY THE THIRD PERSON. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:31:50
            NEW FORM OF GOVERNMENT INVENTED by Naruki2002-11-20 12:52:19
              HYPOCRACY REPLACED WITH REPUBLIC by LionsPhil2002-11-20 13:27:25
    NIN_MAN REASSURES SHADOW by nin_man2002-11-20 11:03:06
  SHADDAI HATES SEEING HIS NICK IN CAPS! (nt) by shaddai2002-11-20 10:21:03
  MAN BYTES AIBO (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-20 10:06:21
  M$ gone bankrupt by UnKnown Unix User (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:57:12
  Top Panama bowler felt crown caps career. by ag_wyvern2002-11-20 09:36:01
    Washington London Paris Brussels... 8) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:32:34
    *lol* by kahuana2002-11-20 10:20:48
  ADIPLOMAT REALLY NOT MUCH OF ONE! by adiplomat2002-11-20 09:28:05
  UPPER CASE CONSPIRACY PROVEN by dire_lobo2002-11-20 09:14:44
  INTERNET USERS SPONTANEOUSLY START USING ENGLISH!! by Naruki2002-11-20 08:55:35
    W3 c4n 0n1y h0p3. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:58:10
  THROAT LOZENGE COMPANIES ANNOUNCE HUGE PROFIT. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:54:10
    LOL cough cough ... must've been all the yelling (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 08:55:04
  NIN_MAN GETS DATE, END OF WORLD NIGH (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-20 08:42:31
    SPECIAL_ED EXPOSES NIN_MAN DATE FRAUD! (n/t) by special_ed2002-11-20 08:50:38
      NIN_MAN REFUTES ACCUSATIONS WITH PHOTOS by nin_man2002-11-20 08:57:37
        I wondered about that lady in the by adiplomat2002-11-20 09:09:36
          Nuh uh. by nin_man2002-11-20 09:25:29
            She won't come here because she's not a geek. by Naruki2002-11-20 09:40:32
              or I can't talk her into coming here ... by plblark2002-11-20 09:42:56
                Here's hoping Crash doesn't read your post, by adiplomat2002-11-20 10:01:05
                  I was hoping that our UFie BABES are at least that by plblark2002-11-20 10:04:52
              I wouldn't have started here, either. by nin_man2002-11-20 09:41:56
                Riiiiiiight. by Naruki2002-11-20 09:58:48
            Just as well, some of us (you know who you by adiplomat2002-11-20 09:34:36
      so did you by plblark2002-11-20 08:52:01
      "WE ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS LYING. AND A GEEK" -- UFIES (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:51:55
    CONSPIRACY THEORISTS SUSPECT LLAMA INVOLVEMENT (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:46:10
      JEALOUS SHEEP PROTEST (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 08:48:25
    SATAN SKATING TO WORK! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 08:46:04
      LOL! =D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:46:32
  MAN STARTS TO BELIEVE RUMORS OF LIFE AWAY FROM PC by krupa2002-11-20 08:32:17
    No! He's falling to the lure of the evil daystar! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:34:10
      Do not enter the big blue room. (n/t) by Ston2002-11-20 10:24:28
        Stay geeky, krupa! Stay geeky! by SouthpawPL2002-11-20 17:25:53
  NEW ORLEANS WOMAN FINDS DESK UNDER PILES OF WORK by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 08:18:34
    I think that's an urban myth. by kahuana2002-11-20 08:23:04
  EXCEEDINGLY BORED COLLEGE STUDENT PLAYS ON COMP. by ToLoN272002-11-20 08:16:28
  JANA: WHITE LAB RATS CAUSE CANCER (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-20 08:13:33
  STUDENT SLEEPS THROUGH JAVA CLASS (hehe..) 4 TIMES by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 08:11:44
    TEACHER MAKES STUDENT AN OBJECT LESSON by tnglives2002-11-20 09:10:41
      He he he. by Naruki2002-11-20 10:00:34
  NASHVILLE KILLS CO-WORKERS, WINS VALUABLE PRIZES ( (n/t) by Nashville2002-11-20 08:10:48
  IHATEWINDOZE FINISHES SCHOOLWORK by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:03:59
    Don't feel bad... by mpicklesimer12002-11-20 09:16:49
  A PASCAL-USER HAVE WRITEN A KERNEL (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 07:57:37
    pascal-user is still unknown (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 07:59:32
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-11-20 07:57:34
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-11-20 08:16:10
    OZANBABA IN DÖPPLEPOST SHOCKER! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:03:57
      i know i know by ozanbaba2002-11-20 09:32:31
  RIAA MICROSOFT AND AOL-TIME WARNER MERGE!!!!!! by ToLoN272002-11-20 07:57:09
    In an unrelated story, black ops spotted by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:03:06
      Yeah seeing as I cant name any other good by the-prophet2002-11-20 08:07:56
        "Tomb Raider" wasn't *good* by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:10:23
    This reminds me of "We Say So" by the-prophet2002-11-20 07:58:41
      I miss that show by ToLoN272002-11-20 07:59:43
        The happy plant is still one of the funniest show by the-prophet2002-11-20 08:04:28
          I don't think i've seen that one by ToLoN272002-11-20 08:05:09
  SHIFT-KEYS BREAK NATIONWIDE by wheresthefish2002-11-20 07:52:12
    He he he. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:15:51
  Man Paid to Not Work. Spends Days on UserFriendly. by flamebait2002-11-20 07:48:12
  SURVEY REVEALS HIDDEN AGRESSION AMONGST IT PROS (n/t) by chrisP2002-11-20 07:46:18
    Hidden? You must be joking! ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:47:14
  MCNUTCASE GETS DATE, SO! by mcnutcase2002-11-20 07:44:26
    So what? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 08:53:15
      That's the question they asked. (n/t) by pas512002-11-20 13:39:32
  THOUSANDS OF STUFFED ANIMALS FALL FROM SKY!! by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Who forgot that penguins can't fly then? ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:46:51
      PENGUINS DON'T FLY! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 07:51:39
  RIAA AGENT NUKES MICROSOFT HQ! by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Geeks the world over rejoice. by pecosdave2002-11-20 08:04:09
    It's Steve "Developers!" Ballmer by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:44:48
      D'oh! I KNEW that, so why did I type 'Jobs'? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:45:44
        No worries, I always end up saying by caffine-iv2002-11-20 07:57:34
        Not that loosing Steve Jobs in the blast by the-prophet2002-11-20 07:55:04
  REKTOR OF ITU KILLED BY A STUDENT by ozanbaba2002-11-20 07:41:55
  Arrogant supporter killed by obscenely stupid user (n/t) by Luctatic2002-11-20 07:38:38
  skippy-ish_guy HATES WINDOWS XP by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 07:37:10
  STUPID COMPUTER LUSERS HORRIBLY MUTILATED by Bellator2002-11-20 07:36:33
    Not necessarily. Multilation isn't required. by Tomo2002-11-20 07:37:41
  ATOMIC BOMB DROPPED ON MANCHESTER by breezeblock2002-11-20 07:28:53
    AND ON LONDON by pas512002-11-20 13:37:54
    Send in the UXB team! by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 08:13:37
    Rubbish! by Tomo2002-11-20 07:31:54
    LOL! That's genius! XD (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:29:55
  BIZARRE DEATH Of COLLEGE STUDENT by Feng_Li2002-11-20 07:27:33
  klymer brutally forced to use "caps" by Klymer2002-11-20 07:26:46
  GEEK INVADES NYC USING INTELLIGENT ROBOTS by Arcanum2002-11-20 07:25:20
  ROBOT DREAMS ON HOLD FOR SHEFFIELD PAIR by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  GERMAN MAN BREAKS WORLD RECORD DRINKING BEER (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-11-20 07:23:18
    American To Chalange Stoneface's Beer Superiorty by the-prophet2002-11-20 07:48:06
  PI IS NOT REGENT WORF! (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:23:08
    The 'question' was to make something up... by Bellator2002-11-20 07:26:11
      I_AM_PI IS ACTUALLY REGENT_WORF! by Naruki2002-11-20 11:47:16
      No by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:28:10
    HE'S ACTUALLY NIN_MAN! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:24:20
      I AM NOT. by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:27:25
        He's gonna kill you for that. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:28:50
          seen his resume lately? (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 10:47:41
          Like I needed another reason. :) (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-20 08:59:15
  KICKSTART LATE WITH QOTD AGAIN! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-11-20 07:22:30
    Since when are you Kickstart? by flamebait2002-11-20 07:44:50
      Secret Identity? by MikeCDN2002-11-20 09:25:30
    LOL! ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:22:46
  Geek Suffers Horrible Death by myke2002-11-20 07:21:55
    Shouldn't that be implosion? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:22:30
      Hey, I still remember the 12 platten by breezeblock2002-11-20 07:24:50
        Heeheehee...ever sing this? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:27:28
          No, but I *have* sung this: by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 09:20:23
            :) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 10:18:29
      "freak" by myke2002-11-20 07:23:30
  LIONSPHIL SEEN USING AOL-ESQUE CAPITALS! (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:21:43
Yup, it's that time again!!!! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Drinking competition. by Spisefisken2002-11-20 10:27:51
    Are you a lightweight? by Sehmket2002-11-20 11:48:18
      I am not lightweight by Spisefisken2002-11-20 12:09:19
  easy one there by mcnutcase2002-11-20 09:51:27
  :) by Arienadean2002-11-20 09:32:32
  A no-holds-barred grope-off! by nin_man2002-11-20 08:47:38
    Eww. Who'd want to watch *you*? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:50:55
      I was a pretty man in my day! by nin_man2002-11-20 09:03:15
  Strip Scrabble by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:09:16
    Dang, I'd be screwed with that one. by Sehmket2002-11-20 08:10:12
      darnit, what can I spell with A-T-N-E-I-S-P?... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 08:14:04
        I've got O-A-I-N-T by Sehmket2002-11-20 08:36:02
          Nope, can't see it. =/ (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:43:31
            :( I was informed off the board... by Sehmket2002-11-20 08:46:08
              Ah, two slight problems there by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:47:50
                Which are you you? by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:53:12
                  You you? Is that like a yo-yo? ;) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:55:49
                    How do you know that if haven't seen it? (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:56:48
                      just put the extra 'you' in that subject line (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:57:36
                        Heh. Because I've seen sizable bits of it. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:59:42
                          Because it's amusing. by Sehmket2002-11-20 11:44:08
                            UK, I'm afraid. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:28:21
                              Bah, and double Bah. by Sehmket2002-11-20 12:58:04
          and then a step to the right? (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:38:23
            Hells yea! by Sehmket2002-11-20 08:41:36
              And bring your knees in tight! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 08:49:23
              and bring your knees in tight by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:47:11
                Frankenfurter! So, we meet at last! by YakkoWarner2002-11-20 09:14:36
        Woah, either that was really subtle by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:19:56
          Damn my lousy scrabble skills by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:32:04
            Use her last five letters only by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:34:27
              To quote: by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:37:27
                erm... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 12:44:09
                  Ah! by Sehmket2002-11-20 12:58:58
                    all y'all can't spell by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 13:01:07
      LOL! =D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:11:55
      Not arguable at all by ihatewindoze2002-11-20 08:11:52
  strip poker (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-20 08:06:58
    You think like Reddy =) by LionsPhil2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Highest score in Tetris. by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 08:05:23
  i think by ozanbaba2002-11-20 07:45:17
  A fair bareknuckle fist fight. by Bellator2002-11-20 07:44:50
    That's sexist that is! by Tomo2002-11-20 07:50:25
      Of course it is... by Bellator2002-11-20 07:57:15
        Don't get out much? by Ston2002-11-20 15:39:47
  Or perhaps, a friendly game of by Adman2002-11-20 07:23:50
    1 minute blitz! by pas512002-11-20 13:04:26
    no by Reddy2002-11-20 07:26:31
      I like the way you think! by Arcanum2002-11-20 07:30:29
        Strip Soul Caliber... by Sehmket2002-11-20 07:53:11
          Hypothetically, by Arcanum2002-11-20 08:03:21
            Hypothetically? by Sehmket2002-11-20 08:07:04
              Oh, sure, you think you're good. by Arcanum2002-11-20 08:14:47
        Strip Lula. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:44:45
      Why not poker with cards? by Tomo2002-11-20 07:27:30
  Paper rock sissors by Glytch782002-11-20 07:21:20
    you got my vote by NavyJoe2002-11-20 07:41:37
      Shhhh.. that's part of my trap by Glytch782002-11-20 08:01:45
  it would probably involve by fireballmatt2002-11-20 07:19:40
  Blind Archery by Tomo2002-11-20 07:19:02
    Heeheehee...blind archery duel =D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:20:16
      Isn't that a little extreme? by Arcanum2002-11-20 07:22:30
        And what relieves tension better than death? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:23:33
          Hey, you don't HAVE to shoot each other. by Tomo2002-11-20 07:24:53
  Mud wresting. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:18:46
    Only with an 'L' in. Oops. ;D by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:19:17
      I was wondering how you wrest mud! by Tomo2002-11-20 07:26:31
        He could've meant wresting things from the mud. by Arcanum2002-11-20 07:28:37
The truth about(/for?) women, for all men to read by Ebony2002-11-20 06:53:33
  This reminds me... by Technobill2002-11-20 09:55:27
  I'm gonna get a LARTing! by pecosdave2002-11-20 07:30:52
    Gotta show this to by Tron-X2002-11-20 08:15:44
    And also vice-versa. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 07:35:28
  COOL by Reddy2002-11-20 06:58:49
    Men don't need advice... by tms17912002-11-20 07:21:38
      I hate that too by ToLoN272002-11-20 08:20:26
      Oh by Reddy2002-11-20 07:29:20
        Think about this for a moment: by pecosdave2002-11-20 07:33:47
          I consider the job. by Naruki2002-11-20 11:40:35
            agreed, by pecosdave2002-11-20 12:29:31
hehehe LOTD is great :) by Llyr2002-11-20 06:45:04
  Busty Hero Bepigyo by tnglives2002-11-20 23:17:26
  Might Bunny Moshpit! X-D by LionsPhil2002-11-20 12:26:48
  OK, where can I get this? by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:41:22
    Here's a tip by rogueneuron2002-11-20 10:46:25
  Jet-Propelled Hero Mihoshi by dire_lobo2002-11-20 08:58:13
  Irresponsible Goddess Nejiga (n/t) by Nea2002-11-20 08:33:32
  The Legend of Underwear Officer Hisepe by Klymer2002-11-20 07:36:00
  Candy Bunny Noripo (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 07:19:47
  Underwear Bunny Dodaya by ania2052002-11-20 07:07:25
  there you are.. by i_am_pi2002-11-20 06:52:06
    I will when I get home (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 06:54:02
    ??confused?? (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 06:52:57
      I have a password file on my server by i_am_pi2002-11-20 06:58:55
        Oh, makes sense now. Cheers! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 07:01:36
  Useless Hunter Bebuka by Klymer2002-11-20 06:49:20
    Bikini Monkey Boy... :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 06:50:02
  *giggle* All-Purpose Jet-Propelled Student Buchii (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-20 06:45:40
Microsoft funds Open Source initiative by decadence2006-11-19 12:55:59
  can't read the site... by Old Stoneface2002-11-20 07:18:13
sendmail 2 by allegory2002-11-20 05:43:37
  Lots of ways by tms17912002-11-20 07:28:12
    Correction by tms17912002-11-20 07:30:19
      I'm looking to change the From: header by allegory2002-11-20 09:49:52
        Header Mangling 101 by lonegunman2006-11-19 12:55:59
          you mean there are people who don't know perl !? by allegory2002-11-20 16:00:22
This is not good ... by chrisP2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yep, see another thread above by rogueneuron2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yes! Burn Debian! All hail Red Hat! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:14:20
  Praise be for a distributed system! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 05:42:15
"The server burped" by mikosullivan2002-11-20 05:38:27
  i use it at this time (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 10:06:50
  did you pat it on the back and make cooing sounds? (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-20 08:14:46
  "burped" is valid - among techs by Nashville2002-11-20 08:09:00
  Burp, Hiccup and Twitch by Glytch782002-11-20 07:26:23
    In my experience, PHB's by dire_lobo2002-11-20 09:24:09
  Many and varied by breezeblock2002-11-20 07:20:49
  Glitch, major glitch, slight problem, exploded. by Tomo2002-11-20 07:12:20
    I say 'fried' sometimes. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:16:00
  I use a variety, including bletch, barf and b0rk. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:08:06
    How could I forget "chucked"? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 09:57:33
  Indicates not severity but nature of problem by OddParity2002-11-20 07:07:54
  barfed, burped, borked, hiccupped, and crapped out by mikosullivan2002-11-20 07:07:01
    Yeah, I'd agree with those. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:10:12
  I've used by whytwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Here you go: by NavyJoe2006-11-19 12:55:59
  We use burp for short outages by desertrat662002-11-20 06:49:40
  I use hiccup, burp, belch. least -> most severe (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-20 06:38:44
  Mine usually misfire (n/t) by imperito2002-11-20 06:08:28
  I usually say hiccuped. by migiizis2002-11-20 05:40:26
    Hiccup is what I usually say here. by JPaganel2002-11-20 10:44:43
    Consensus here is hiccuped too. by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 05:52:34
      Here too by SaleGamine2002-11-20 06:09:24
      I like to say barfed or hurled, by pecosdave2002-11-20 05:59:47
        That's a different severity level by migiizis2002-11-20 06:39:45
        Somone finds that shocking ? ;-) by aix tom2002-11-20 06:07:31
Yet more sad news by Hellahulla2002-11-20 04:28:02
  i pray Allah for helping them (n/t) by ozanbaba2002-11-20 10:08:25
  {{{Hellahulla}}} by LionsPhil2002-11-20 07:07:00
  {{{Hellahulla}}} RIP IDE by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 05:35:09
  ((((((((((((((Hellahulla))))))))))))))))) by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    It's probably not environmental by Cobwebs2002-11-20 05:18:32
  {{{Hellahulla}}} (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-11-20 05:00:32
  {{{Hellahulla}}} by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:48:55
How do I transform a LONG to VARCHAR2 in 9i by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:11:59
  Can't be done by jgaudet2002-11-20 14:02:49
  Humm, can you tell me more? by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:21:58
    What I tried to do was this by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:26:31
      First thing I see is by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:40:52
        And I'll have a look at some other stuff by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:41:28
          Still gives me inconstent data types by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:47:31
            Sad to say you can't use by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:56:39
              *snif* Then I can't give all of the information by Spisefisken2002-11-20 05:08:54
                I've just sent you off something of the kind by SaleGamine2002-11-20 05:12:56
              You are going to have to create the table by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:59:37
                No I didnøt have to create it with a long by Spisefisken2002-11-20 05:47:59
                  You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-11-20 06:08:31
  itoa()? by wiredog2002-11-20 04:15:31
    Not to my knowledge by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:18:34
      Exceeds my level of competence by wiredog2002-11-20 04:20:30
        they have to_date, to_number, to_char etc.. by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:22:28
          to_char() by wiredog2002-11-20 04:23:51
            It doen't work in his "create table" context by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:25:09
              The at work mail by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:25:36
                It should be there by Spisefisken2002-11-20 04:46:39
                  The answer is : You can't by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:57:36
                    no convert() function in oracle? by borg3892002-11-20 05:53:18
                      Not for the "LONG" datatype by SaleGamine2002-11-20 06:07:58
                        Is that the standard 32 bit long? by borg3892002-11-20 06:10:26
                          Sorry, I don't know off hand by SaleGamine2002-11-20 06:14:34
"A Fatal Exception (OE: Page Fault)... by GeekPrincess2002-11-20 03:40:47
  Found this... by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:57:19
    So I was right. That's nice to know. by Tomo2002-11-20 07:00:11
  Cryptic, huh? by gregg_hughes2002-11-20 06:29:07
  Page fault by wiredog2002-11-20 04:19:00
    The above runs by ideur2002-11-20 05:01:56
      Right, but it crashes Windows. by borg3892002-11-20 05:55:16
        see, if linux had a bug like this it'd be fixed by i_am_pi2002-11-20 06:48:08
          Is anyone denying it? by borg3892002-11-20 06:58:13
          No, right back from Chicago. by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:50:06
            I'm compiling that program on win98 right now by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:12:27
              You were warned by borg3892002-11-20 07:15:48
                Negatory. This runs fine on 98. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-11-20 07:17:57
                  Link by i_am_pi2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Weird. by borg3892002-11-20 08:09:04
                      Dear Eris, it's a REAL accidental feature! ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 08:36:14
                        S'okay, they fixed it in xp and 2000. by borg3892002-11-20 09:13:43
      as designed by wiredog2002-11-20 05:18:32
        No, as designed by the programmer by ideur2002-11-20 05:54:20
  Windows has got confused and forgotten by Tomo2002-11-20 04:13:19
    ERROR Tomo has got confused and forgotten. See ^ (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 04:22:05
      Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 08:41:35
  If it happend only once: by ideur2002-11-20 04:03:03
Male chauvinistic pig rules of the day by SaleGamine2002-11-20 03:04:21
  Interesting list... by DireEyez2002-11-20 12:08:17
    Actually, doesn't the job of... by borg3892002-11-20 12:21:39
  1 and 3 nailed down, 2 & 4 not needed by weephun2002-11-20 07:34:38
  Well, I've got #1 and #3 easily.... by cural2002-11-20 07:05:00
  greate! :D (n/t) by Ebony2002-11-20 06:48:35
  well if your sister is married to him by Klymer2002-11-20 04:30:42
    She does by SaleGamine2002-11-20 05:02:05
      why, reaaally? by Klymer2002-11-20 05:17:46
  Hmm... by GeekPrincess2002-11-20 04:14:19
    Most likely by SaleGamine2002-11-20 04:20:08
  a simple foreward of this will do the trick ;) (n/t) by count_02002-11-20 03:55:19
  I am just interested in number 3 by Spisefisken2002-11-20 03:51:51
    You can, just not offline ;D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:46:17
  Traditional Toast by fore_deck2002-11-20 03:22:52
  Just let her read this post, and let it go... by adiplomat2002-11-20 03:21:32
    Unless it's her house, natch ;) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:45:48
  I think you should indeed ... (n/t) by yoyo2002-11-20 03:18:15
yayyyyyy i get to go to work now! </sarcasm> by Ubergeek22002-11-20 02:51:39
  And I don't get to work now by dunham2002-11-20 21:12:24
  Yippee-ki-ay, I'm working too. by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 06:37:22
    goodness at the by fireballmatt2002-11-20 07:15:54
      My sailor friend says I use foul language. by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 08:08:02
    Nah, my shopping cart has a T1 line. ;P (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:41:17
      Braggart! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 06:42:44
  YAAAAAAAY, I JUST GOT TO WORK- YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! by sketcher2002-11-20 06:12:36
Help me Ufie-one, you're my only hope! by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 02:29:58
  Memory Mangement... by shelleyleo2002-11-20 06:42:47
    good suggestion by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 13:06:10
  Lot of good suggestions here by borg3892002-11-20 06:00:52
  hmmm by ozanbaba2002-11-20 03:56:35
    Nope, almost always off HDD (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 13:08:29
  Hardware Acceleration by fore_deck2002-11-20 03:27:21
    okay, havn't tried that yet :) (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 13:09:08
  Standard checklist by nibbler2002-11-20 03:09:40
  prolly a direct-draw problem by Oizoken2002-11-20 02:44:20
    Okay, how do I change that? (n/t) by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 13:11:31
      In The BIOS (n/t) by Oizoken2002-11-21 02:56:21
  From the Windows Manual by JohnLynch2002-11-20 02:36:10
    I knew SOMEONE would do it! :P by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 02:49:05
  Perhaps this helps by genocide782002-11-20 02:35:25
    The Problem didn't start with SP3 though... by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 02:46:48
      you replaced the motherboard without re-installing by abaron2002-11-20 02:56:44
        I'm pretty sure I re-installed after the switch by lord_dolphin2002-11-20 13:13:13
        not necesary by nibbler2002-11-20 03:11:59
Shameless LiveJournal Plug of the Day! by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You're in love with Naruki. by nin_man2002-11-20 06:45:44
    At least dream in 3-space! by Tomo2002-11-20 06:48:10
  The main idea seems to be that by mwq2002-11-20 03:19:29
Why women like chocolate?? by nibbler2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That molecule isn't "chocolate" by dunham2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I though chocolate *contained* caffine, no? (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:38:21
    Not much. by borg3892002-11-20 06:48:09
  It's a well known fact that chocolate, by caffine-iv2002-11-20 04:23:39
    I heard that only works on women. (n/t) by Arcanum2002-11-20 07:11:32
      Excites it on both. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 07:34:05
    abusing caffeine, you mean? (n/t) by pas512002-11-20 05:28:46
      No.... by caffine-iv2002-11-20 05:54:26
        Oh, I see, nudge nudge, wink wink by Tomo2002-11-20 06:05:00
          That nudge nudge by caffine-iv2002-11-20 06:12:55
            I never do. I'd be very depressed otherwise! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 06:37:58
            It's a Monty Python reference by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Silly Mister Caffine four for not knowing that. :) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:35:47
                It's not "four", it's IV. As in IntraVienous! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 07:36:43
                  Intravenous? (n/t) by SMcV2002-11-20 09:32:33
                    There it is (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 09:36:16
                  I thought it stood for In Vitro by Tomo2002-11-20 08:36:48
              I know where it comes from... by caffine-iv2002-11-20 06:35:19
                Uh...just ignore my reply then <=D (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:36:15
  I like both by tar_gzip2002-11-20 04:22:15
    I found something else by nibbler2002-11-20 06:11:08
  Sometimes life can be unfair... by excessive2002-11-20 02:30:13
  Not only females... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 01:59:24
    Resistance is futile by borg3892002-11-20 06:02:35
      Where R<1 ohm (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 06:05:32
        no, chocolate will be assimilated! (n/t) by borg3892002-11-20 06:07:13
    Me? big and strong?? by nibbler2002-11-20 02:20:06
    Just speaking for me ... by chrisP2002-11-20 02:11:04
      I didn't say "only" I said "mainly" by SaleGamine2002-11-20 02:12:35
        Must .. eat .. Mars ... now by chrisP2002-11-20 02:22:06
    Oi! by Derek2002-11-20 02:05:57
      *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 02:07:56
        Ooh - ta much! (n/t) by Derek2002-11-20 02:13:51
    Scarily accurate!! (n/t) by syren2002-11-20 02:05:09
suggestions???? by ts0032006-11-19 12:55:59
  shameless.... (n/t) by Dok2002-11-20 19:07:34
So who reckons that Illiad by Dok2002-11-20 01:32:00
  and there was me thinking by flowerchild2002-11-20 02:08:56
  so right! And it's just so cute as well!!!! (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 01:34:09
The Official JQOTD by JohnLynch2002-11-20 01:08:35
  A/S/L? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:30:50
    young/no/here (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 06:36:12
      the answer to A/S/L should be... by Famanoran2002-11-20 12:38:31
  In your opinion, what does M$ represent? (n/t) by badassitgod2002-11-20 06:02:18
  For what do you use your AOL CDs? (n/t) by c3po2002-11-20 01:35:29
  I think the answer is in the thread below... (n/t) by Garath2002-11-20 01:14:04
    Yes but what's everyone elses? (n/t) by JohnLynch2002-11-20 01:19:26
Unofficial QOTD by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  UQOTD:3:Question required by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:29:29
  This Unofficial QOTD is rather vexing. by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 06:22:29
  Kickstart got married? by Hellahulla2002-11-20 04:33:11
    You missed by ideur2002-11-20 04:44:24
  The US Constitution by slayer2002-11-20 01:26:07
No ethics but must cuddle? by DragonLady2002-11-20 00:28:21
  I could see me saying that one day, but only by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 05:43:05
  Nah, it's Harlan Ellison reference by PFett2002-11-20 05:33:44
    exactly what I thought (n/t) by amlethus2002-11-20 05:52:11
  The ethicectomy suceeded... by skeptic2002-11-20 00:54:13
    Why, did they turn A.J. into a Republican? (n/t) by sysangel2002-11-20 13:28:05
  Partial failure in anycase by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:34:19
    It's just what AJ's learnt by LionsPhil2002-11-20 00:36:55
      But does that explain DP resorting to by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:56:25
        DP has been instigated before by skeptic2002-11-20 00:57:51
          You've got to wonder, after that outcome, just by adiplomat2002-11-20 04:14:53
            I thought it was a llama? by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:25:27
            ?????A Rhinoceros????????????????????????????????? by sir lox elroy2002-11-20 04:29:32
<girly>Im sorry i have to say it again! by syren2002-11-20 00:11:15
  I agree :) (n/t) by Reddy2002-11-20 06:50:42
  yesyesyes! (n/t) by clodia2002-11-20 05:48:06
  it's cute alright, but by ts0032002-11-20 01:42:42
  Hear, hear! by bugarup2002-11-20 01:29:13
  He even has crossed toes! awww! by Dazed2002-11-20 00:53:29
    Me too by syren2002-11-20 00:56:16
  You should have taken your excuse outside by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:32:31
    Spisenfisken, does your foot taste good? by adiplomat2002-11-20 00:56:58
      Sorry about that too. by Spisefisken2002-11-20 01:00:31
        You dont need to apologise by syren2002-11-20 01:09:37
        *Thwap* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 01:03:41
          PRE tags! PRE tags! by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:04:10
      It's part of his limbering up exercices by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:59:19
    5...4...3...2...1... by LionsPhil2002-11-20 00:33:41
      Ohh, I am sorry. :´( by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:52:02
        No need to be by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:57:36
          Oh, there are times that honesty should be by adiplomat2002-11-20 02:52:54
            It didn't say always be devastatingly honest by SaleGamine2002-11-20 03:02:29
      Why? by syren2002-11-20 00:39:59
        I think LionsPhil is talking to Spisefisken by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:41:34
          I twigged that a bit too late! *blush* (n/t) by syren2002-11-20 00:44:11
        Not you, ediblefish. =) (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 00:41:07
          Oh - sorry - brain dead this morning :) (n/t) by syren2002-11-20 00:42:45
Oh, Kiiiickstaaaart! Your QOTD script has barfed! by adiplomat2002-11-20 00:05:43
Crypto Thread (four hints at the moment) by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hitched? So who's the horse, and who the wagon? by adiplomat2002-11-20 00:07:25
  my suggestion from yesterday by Old Stoneface2006-11-19 12:55:59
    correct numbering of 7 segment LED by spudgun_dave2002-11-20 04:12:28
      Interesting, thanks. by Narfy2002-11-20 11:09:43
      thank you, well done ;-) (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-11-20 04:46:22
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trade here) by adiplomat2002-11-20 00:03:03
  hey anybody has comodor 64 or amiga by ozanbaba2002-11-20 10:10:28
  Sparc IPX systems. by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I can get a few 13W3 monitors by myke2002-11-20 08:19:26
  sound blaster 16 by ozanbaba2002-11-20 00:37:30
  I have to things I want to sell by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:06:08
    Is the net card 10 or 100? (n/t) by abaron2002-11-20 02:30:42
      It says "Realport Ethernet 10/100" by Spisefisken2002-11-20 02:43:31
        Cool by abaron2002-11-20 03:07:07
          The dongle is just a cat5 right? by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
          oops forgot about the euro symbol (n/t) by abaron2002-11-20 03:07:32
    Bid for the netcard... by NorthernCoder2002-11-20 01:04:45
    that ^ to is a 2 by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:06:55
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *sneaks in* by genocide782002-11-20 06:26:47
    I see you already have some coffee by SaleGamine2002-11-20 09:58:38
      ohhh yes by genocide782002-11-20 11:04:48
        *Serves an nice Belgium beer* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 11:22:36
          Maybee.... by genocide782002-11-20 12:40:30
    Hi by Reddy2002-11-20 06:36:11
      thank you... (n/t) by genocide782002-11-20 06:47:04
  *drags self into cafe* by Sieldan2002-11-20 06:18:39
    *Comforts* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 09:33:07
      Thank you Fair SaleGamine by Sieldan2002-11-20 12:02:14
        You are welcome by SaleGamine2002-11-20 12:57:47
    *lights candles for Sieldan* by NOLAWitch2002-11-20 08:11:25
      Much Thanks NOLA by Sieldan2002-11-20 12:04:59
    {{{Sieldan}}} by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 06:56:40
      *accepts fuzzies and candles* by Sieldan2002-11-20 07:00:18
        No problem by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 07:08:05
    {{{Sieldan}}} by Reddy2002-11-20 06:38:40
      Coffee, black would be nice. by Sieldan2002-11-20 07:02:00
        :serves black coffee: by Reddy2002-11-20 07:04:44
          {{{Reddy(who sounds like but isnt my dad)}}} (n/t) by Sieldan2002-11-20 07:08:31
            Do you think by Reddy2002-11-20 07:22:36
              Yup, It is. by Sieldan2002-11-20 12:00:44
  *leaves some spare time on the counter* (n/t) by plblark2002-11-20 06:16:37
    Thank you by SaleGamine2002-11-20 11:26:06
  Good Morning by Reddy2002-11-20 06:08:00
    Fine, fine, considering that by SaleGamine2002-11-20 06:12:32
      I'm here by Reddy2002-11-20 06:16:16
  Good Morning by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 05:37:39
    a three egg omlette, hash browns, and OJ by plblark2002-11-20 05:58:44
      oooo that sounds good by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 06:01:13
        going well ... by plblark2002-11-20 06:08:17
          thats great. by P.Buttercup2002-11-20 07:01:53
  *retrieves a fuzzy* by skippy-ish_guy2002-11-20 05:34:53
  *looks around for lunch* by Klymer2002-11-20 05:21:53
  Hmm... by Derek2002-11-20 02:13:00
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-11-20 02:14:44
      Thanks... by Derek2002-11-20 02:43:46
        I thought those were a sham? by SaleGamine2002-11-20 03:08:37
  Got some spare time by ideur2002-11-20 01:54:38
    I don't want any in particular... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 02:03:00
  *wanders in* by JohnLynch2002-11-20 01:25:43
    What type? by SaleGamine2002-11-20 01:56:36
      I'm offended!!!! by JohnLynch2002-11-20 02:25:22
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-11-20 01:07:05
    Double negative! by mwq2002-11-20 02:49:24
      Nope, they don't have a nothing for sale. by Tomo2002-11-20 05:56:22
        Woo, look here! by caffine-iv2002-11-20 06:13:28
          Cool! Where are you, and how much? by Tomo2002-11-20 06:39:38
            Heh.. by caffine-iv2002-11-20 06:55:46
              How much is postage then? by Tomo2002-11-20 07:03:36
                Well, I'm 260LBs by caffine-iv2002-11-20 07:23:29
                  Drat, UPS don't deliver over 150lbs. by Tomo2002-11-20 08:07:39
                    Double drat - postage is £218.75 by ParcelForce by Tomo2002-11-20 08:13:11
                      D'oh! (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:14:07
                        I can't believe I actually looked that up! by Tomo2002-11-20 08:45:19
                          You actually dug up my zip code? by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:48:26
                            Well, it's more fun to see what I can find out. (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-20 16:15:56
                    FedEx, Standard Mail (USPS over here), by caffine-iv2002-11-20 08:09:01
    {{{caffine-iv}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-20 01:54:22
      I'm alright :) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 04:14:07
        Sorry, I'm still at w*** by SaleGamine2002-11-20 05:03:20
          That works for me :) by caffine-iv2002-11-20 05:17:03
  G'morning from cold and sunny ... by Fritriac2002-11-20 01:02:16
    *Runs in* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 01:53:28
      The customer is always right :( (n/t) by mwq2002-11-20 02:53:09
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-11-20 00:36:12
    *Serves usual* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:42:50
      No thanks by ideur2002-11-20 00:48:02
        Well number of foodbowls is one thing by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:50:23
          Meaouwwwwwwwwwwww by tandy2002-11-20 02:06:10
            *strokes* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 02:09:14
  Good morning by Bellator2002-11-20 00:35:14
    *Greatfully accepts the five hours* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:38:51
      Thanks. by Bellator2002-11-20 00:46:19
        Thank you so much. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:47:58
  *shiver* by chrisP2002-11-20 00:32:10
    Hummm, that's a good idea by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:37:11
      Cheers :-) by chrisP2002-11-20 00:44:46
        I see. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:46:44
          That's positive thinking :) (n/t) by chrisP2002-11-20 00:48:23
    Cold here, too. (n/t) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 00:35:15
      Join us for a tea (n/t) by chrisP2002-11-20 00:48:47
        Yes, please do. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:51:16
          Hey, why not. I like rum. =) by LionsPhil2002-11-20 06:01:13
  <irish> Top o' the clock to yeah! <irish> by toxin2002-11-20 00:27:51
    *Gives blanket and pillow* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:30:16
  Busy schedule today by it_mercenary2002-11-20 00:25:48
    *Serves lemon tea* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:29:23
  I want and need one of each by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:21:52
    *Gives cup of tea and a warm fuzzy* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:25:41
      Perhaps I should just move to switzerland to w*** by Spisefisken2002-11-20 00:37:33
  I'm back, by c3po2002-11-20 00:19:23
    Yes of course. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:24:31
      Oh yessss! by c3po2002-11-20 00:28:35
        That's nice by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:31:41
          No thanks by c3po2002-11-20 00:35:49
            Ohhhh, how I wish I could by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:40:17
              Take ya pda with you by c3po2002-11-20 00:49:37
                Yes I know, but it just seems like they haven't... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:53:41
  *flops down with a sigh* by zona2002-11-20 00:18:24
    *gives little casio PB1000* by c3po2002-11-20 00:23:49
      Mmmm...BASIC Tasty. by zona2002-11-20 00:39:08
        But it was funny by c3po2002-11-20 01:18:18
    *Brings dew* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:22:49
      Hmmmm... by zona2002-11-20 00:40:43
        Yes, I'd love to. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:45:03
          That's a lot of typeing for me... by zona2002-11-20 00:50:17
            I submit a few already by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:54:53
  No boots today by saint2002-11-20 00:15:11
    Yes I heard that the streets of Venice by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:17:59
  Hello... by genocide782002-11-20 00:10:58
    {{{genocide78}}} by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:14:06
      Nothig bad.... by genocide782002-11-20 00:16:51
        *Gives warm fuzzy* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:20:35
          well by genocide782002-11-20 00:27:13
            Not good by it_mercenary2002-11-20 00:28:32
              no... by genocide782002-11-20 00:31:35
            Eeek! by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:28:19
              Thanx.... by genocide782002-11-20 00:32:40
                Of course you may by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:35:30
                  Yes by genocide782002-11-20 00:39:40
                    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:48:48
  Guten Morgen Jo, Hallo Welt! by Old Stoneface2002-11-20 00:07:44
    *Serves beer* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:13:10
      work isn't so bad by Old Stoneface2002-11-20 04:43:11
  *hands over her neverending supply of spare time* by syren2002-11-20 00:07:42
    I'm glad I could help. by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:12:27
      Sounds like chili last night. by toxin2002-11-20 00:22:00
      Personally by syren2002-11-20 00:15:22
        You have a point there... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:16:32
          Yeah by syren2002-11-20 00:18:38
  *hand over an force-field umbrella to by ts0032002-11-20 00:07:23
    *Takes umbrella* by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:09:55
      =) by ts0032002-11-20 00:13:37
        Then why is it there? by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:15:38
          ..alright alright.. by ts0032002-11-20 00:23:38
            Not anymore... by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:27:24
              probably by ts0032002-11-20 00:29:43
                X-ray would only reveal bones though by LionsPhil2002-11-20 00:40:39
                  normally yes, but by ts0032002-11-20 00:47:51
  morning hon' by count_02002-11-20 00:01:55
    I'll try by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:06:17
      yeah true... by count_02002-11-20 00:08:36
        Yes, I know by SaleGamine2002-11-20 00:14:53
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-11-20 00:00:21
  I count 59 that he has seduced (list below) by abaron2002-11-20 07:43:05
    Congratulations! by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
    <movie> Sunbeam Alpine (Dr. No) </movie> by BuggedEyes2002-11-20 08:44:45
      Oh I forgot... The Sunbeam Alpine Convertible II by BuggedEyes2002-11-20 08:55:41
        ARGHH! typo! $2,124.93, not $2,124,93! ROFL! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-11-20 08:57:25
      Verfied answer by abaron2002-11-20 08:48:30
  In movies or books? (n/t) by TheNNown2002-11-20 05:40:47
    The Movies by vbehyr2002-11-20 08:42:52
  What's scary is.... by JohnLynch2002-11-20 02:41:30
  Ooo difficult by flowerchild2002-11-20 02:10:43
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-11-20 00:00:02
  Australian by JohnLynch2002-11-20 02:40:08
    "frig"? by djelibeybi2002-11-20 21:48:36
  Lawyer by caffine-iv2002-11-20 01:34:41
    LOL [n/t] by nibbler2002-11-20 01:59:13
  German / Deutsch by darthludi2002-11-20 00:34:16
    Wienerisch by moon2002-11-21 05:35:20

 

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