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Cartoon for Nov 09, 2002
Strip for Nov 09, 2002
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AJ working? by fcasas2002-11-11 06:42:28
tis but a scratch by sketcher2002-11-09 23:54:31
The IFTGTS Thread! by wiseguy5862006-11-19 12:55:59
  But its only 2am (n/t) by microchic2002-11-09 23:55:52
    3 am (in five minutes) by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 23:57:11
      Yeah! by wiseguy5862002-11-10 00:05:10
  No IGUTE by c3po2002-11-09 23:45:10
  wheee.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 23:11:25
    cool! by CrazySteve2002-11-09 23:12:54
      Fun with defenestration (sp?) (n/t) by wiseguy5862002-11-09 23:29:02
        I thought that involved by CrazySteve2002-11-09 23:31:36
          IIRC by wiseguy5862002-11-09 23:39:17
            you're right by CrazySteve2002-11-09 23:44:12
      i have no idea. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 23:15:16
Have any Ufies ever heard of a game by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thanks for the info everybody by slayer2002-11-09 23:00:10
    Didn't somebody post by saxguy022002-11-09 23:02:25
  The bit where you face in a particular direction.. by vyrus2002-11-09 22:48:57
    That's really annoying by Arcanum2002-11-09 22:53:49
  Yes... by Illiad2002-11-09 22:20:59
    Oooo, a mud! by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:31:41
    Have you ever played it, Illiad? by slayer2002-11-09 22:23:18
      Briefly... by Illiad2002-11-09 22:39:01
um.... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  /me is about to turn 18.... by vyrus2002-11-09 22:51:22
    A very very good reason to get into college by saxguy022002-11-09 23:03:11
  Oh, you're on Coumadin? by Llyr2002-11-09 20:49:20
    In my case it's for maintence reasons by DaNutBall2002-11-09 20:59:15
      She's been going to him for 4 months now. by Llyr2002-11-09 21:22:10
        If it's REALLY out of line by DaNutBall2002-11-09 21:58:29
Yaay! by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh by nickface2002-11-09 20:34:30
    I beat the Judge over the head with them too. :) ( (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-09 20:42:19
Got back a little bit ago from hanging out with by Arcanum2002-11-09 19:32:40
  hehe by Antagonist2002-11-09 23:28:16
  Ugh! by Sehmket2002-11-09 23:07:32
    Aww... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 23:46:56
    you broke up? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 23:42:48
    who ever said life was fair by CrazySteve2002-11-09 23:09:43
  I wish I could be there. by Llyr2002-11-09 20:19:48
  Quick Pit Stop!!! by Ubergeek22002-11-09 20:07:27
    One More Thing. by Ubergeek22002-11-09 20:08:40
  A call from the Twilight Zone. by adiplomat2002-11-09 19:56:43
    Love cell phones? Whyfer? Mine usually only rings by DireEyez2002-11-09 20:49:51
  Sounds like fun... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 19:41:17
Clairvoyant monkey by DennisMV2002-11-09 18:54:05
  ... by bugarup2002-11-09 19:42:51
  what have you been smoking? <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-09 19:30:51
    puzzle with bananas by DennisMV2002-11-09 21:06:21
      answers by DennisMV2002-11-09 23:12:31
      they will not be eaten <nt> by CrazySteve2002-11-09 22:32:23
      I ate the premium bananas. by saxguy022002-11-09 21:48:07
        And Christina? by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:52:49
          Well, the monkeys had to have something to eat... by saxguy022002-11-09 22:19:18
            Carnivorous Monkeys...sounds like one of by DireEyez2002-11-09 23:00:31
@!#$%& Power Outage!!! by tms17912002-11-09 18:42:18
  Try tomsrtbt by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I LOVE TOM!! by tms17912002-11-09 20:39:09
      lilo in a chroot environment? by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:12:53
        better point LILO to your HD config file by DaNutBall2002-11-09 22:14:07
          Isn't that where it normally points? by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:15:55
            You run lilo chroot... by vyrus2002-11-09 22:55:38
              Or you pass it the params by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:58:35
      WAG: an 'initrd.img' file of some sort? by kahuana2002-11-09 20:54:06
        Well, that's quasi-optional (initrd.img) by Freakazoid2002-11-09 20:59:19
          9:13 and all is not well by tms17912002-11-09 21:21:04
    Thanks by tms17912002-11-09 19:02:15
  try init=/vmlinuz or init=/boot/vmlinuz by caffine-iv2002-11-09 18:46:50
    No, doesn't work like that. by vyrus2002-11-09 19:55:07
      Funny, by caffine-iv2002-11-09 20:53:59
    vmlinuz by tms17912002-11-09 19:00:35
    Boot with a lilo boot disk and when it asks by caffine-iv2002-11-09 18:50:46
Pitir's Airforce... by RaPtOr_872006-11-19 12:55:59
  I want it! by aquacooler2002-11-10 08:03:54
  "Pitr" you zoltnick! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-09 18:18:33
    "Zlotnik", you ... er .... (n/t) by bugarup2002-11-09 19:10:53
      Somehow, most of that... by borg3892002-11-09 21:20:46
Exam results by mortaine2002-11-09 17:51:14
  you had it easy .. had that format by DragonLady2002-11-09 18:29:43
  Sounded challenging. by kahuana2002-11-09 18:03:36
What good thing happened to you today? by slayer2002-11-09 17:51:03
  Times like that require something like by DireEyez2002-11-09 18:37:17
    All we had was CS and Quake. by slayer2002-11-09 20:57:53
      Times like that you have a tendency to wonder by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:03:37
        I've found it is better to not tell your by slayer2002-11-09 21:26:34
          Well, I didn't say that... by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:54:14
*sigh* by saxguy022002-11-09 17:46:32
  try setting the background color to white. by nickface2002-11-09 18:28:50
    It should, if it reacts at all like previous by DireEyez2002-11-09 18:35:54
      It still has a registry, by saxguy022002-11-09 19:07:27
  Actually... by DireEyez2002-11-09 18:09:59
  I take it you're using the XP style interface? by DireEyez2002-11-09 18:08:02
    Yeah. by saxguy022002-11-09 18:55:09
      Why not try the "Windows Classic" design instead? by bugarup2002-11-09 19:19:27
        Good point...try that, see if that works... by DireEyez2002-11-09 19:44:01
  Small update: by saxguy022002-11-09 17:52:24
    As far as that, try ad-aware by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I disagree completely. by vyrus2002-11-09 18:56:23
      I do have ad-aware, by saxguy022002-11-09 18:48:39
Bah, I want to be a board mod of a... by Romnin2002-11-09 17:38:42
  Power hungry, are we? :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-11-09 19:09:08
TTGTBT by mcnutcase2002-11-09 17:21:35
Why is AJ using a computer at CI? by crash_2002-11-09 17:06:25
  You do realized that's been asked numerous by DireEyez2002-11-09 17:37:10
  running Stef's "opt-in" campaign maybe? by mcnutcase2002-11-09 17:08:32
Ha, laugh at this you RIAA by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heck, look at ClonyXXL by Freakazoid2002-11-09 18:44:40
  So what's new? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-09 17:46:41
  Hopefully MusicMatch is or will be one. by DireEyez2002-11-09 17:44:11
played gta3 vice city at a friend's house today by sketcher2002-11-09 16:42:23
  It's a PS2 exclusive game by rogueneuron2002-11-10 13:17:11
  I've got GTA3, not vice city by borg3892002-11-09 21:13:54
  There are Superbikes in GTA3? by bugarup2002-11-09 17:16:59
  Urgh! Must order game now (n/t) by Dok2002-11-09 17:09:53
Hi everyone by Llyr2002-11-09 15:55:37
  Divx5 can be good also by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    players for Linux? by mcnutcase2002-11-09 16:48:26
      Found it. by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
        and what do I do to install? (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 16:57:59
          *shtug* don't ask me... by Freakazoid2002-11-09 18:55:25
  Try mpeg 2 by nin_man2002-11-09 16:01:11
    Okay, will do. by Llyr2002-11-09 16:05:03
      WMP should play it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 16:08:52
        Cool. *starts fiddling* (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-09 16:10:05
          Does anyone know... by Llyr2002-11-09 16:12:11
            Aha, found it. (n/t) by Llyr2002-11-09 16:19:37
ATTN: sumbusch, challinor by cybergeek2002-11-09 15:17:33
  IM? IM? by sumbusch2002-11-09 20:54:31
The foulest of technologies! by toxin2002-11-09 14:34:42
  Why does it seem that... by DireEyez2002-11-09 16:58:53
  *shudder* by cybergeek2002-11-09 15:12:36
    I have a slight noise induced hearing loss by toxin2002-11-09 15:21:01
      *shudder* I don't wanna even think about it. by Freakazoid2002-11-09 16:29:22
        Of course, when I'm running plays, the bar by Tomo2002-11-09 16:37:50
  heh my SO would agree with you on that one (n/t) by ma petite2002-11-09 15:01:18
    Hiya! haven't seen you around in awhile :) by Freakazoid2002-11-09 15:03:54
      not permanent... i start a 2-3 month temp job by ma petite2002-11-09 15:05:46
        I was wondering where you were... by JPaganel2002-11-09 16:11:27
Oy, NOLA! by Sehmket2002-11-09 14:14:52
  Try this site by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *snickers* (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 16:29:08
      hmmm? by Arienadean2002-11-09 16:34:47
a little help please by Gary_72002-11-09 13:24:59
  Here. by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
    remember the backslash by Arienadean2002-11-09 16:36:46
      ack not that one oops by Arienadean2002-11-09 16:37:56
        It looks like I included the backslash by borg3892002-11-09 21:11:09
I want this for Christmas! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's a ripoff! by adiplomat2002-11-09 20:03:39
  SCSI is faster :P by caffine-iv2002-11-09 14:06:45
    Data transfer rate mebbe, but look at seek time by Freakazoid2002-11-09 14:14:28
      They do make SCSI solid state drives. by Avium2002-11-09 16:38:07
        This strikes me as a cheaper solution, tho. by Freakazoid2002-11-09 16:40:04
          Just says SDRAM. by Avium2002-11-09 16:55:27
            It is... Read the article by Freakazoid2002-11-09 18:57:28
        You could always mortgage your soul! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-09 16:38:48
          Pretty much. by Avium2002-11-09 16:56:35
  arm.. i can't decipher it. what does it DO? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:31:51
    Basically... by Freakazoid2002-11-09 13:32:57
      a RAM drive? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:33:40
        Same speed by Freakazoid2002-11-09 13:34:56
          It'd make a terrific Photoshop scratch disk (n/t) by ouvrebyte2002-11-09 15:32:00
  Looks just like a ramdrive by Freakazoid2002-11-09 13:31:15
    A very fast paging file? by JPaganel2002-11-09 16:15:15
  nice! (n/t) by surgo2002-11-09 13:28:48
UFie UT2k3 mod Rack'o'larts armory descriptions by surgo2002-11-09 13:18:31
WOOHOO LSU just miricled a win. by trk1822002-11-09 13:08:56
USA is a prude country by Spisefisken2002-11-09 12:53:24
  The rest of the world is immoral... by krupa2002-11-09 23:11:12
  it'll take a while... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 16:51:15
  truly american tv does seem to be the prudest by ma petite2002-11-09 15:03:51
    but you know though they are in one way by Arienadean2002-11-09 16:39:29
      That I have a problem with... by DireEyez2002-11-09 17:28:42
  Is it real or is it Mammarex? by toxin2002-11-09 14:29:16
    Actually they've gotten by Arienadean2002-11-09 16:32:43
      The US...would require it only be shown by DireEyez2002-11-09 17:35:36
  Prude? by DaNutBall2002-11-09 13:09:10
  Argh. by borg3892002-11-09 13:03:38
    I don't recall specifics... by DireEyez2002-11-09 17:31:35
      I have no idea... by borg3892002-11-09 21:05:55
        Good site... by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:24:52
  Hopefully soon by Romnin2002-11-09 13:02:27
Yo Illiad, do you have... by surgo2002-11-09 10:39:09
  Get your fresh DP right here! by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Why does DP only have 3 toes? by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:26:43
    Woohoo, thanks! (n/t) by surgo2002-11-09 11:26:04
  Crud puppy head needed as well by surgo2002-11-09 11:14:18
  how big would moderately be? (n/t) by sketcher2002-11-09 11:12:07
    about ye big by surgo2002-11-09 11:13:40
      now why would you want to shoot dp? (n/t) by sketcher2002-11-09 11:15:55
        going to be a usable character (n/t) by surgo2002-11-09 11:17:27
          how about working out something for Erwin? by mcnutcase2002-11-09 11:33:02
            Go back to the original UT, by pecosdave2002-11-09 12:15:29
              new weapons = rack of larts! by surgo2002-11-09 12:47:55
                Description of my LARTmaster 9,000 by pecosdave2002-11-09 12:58:46
                  and its relative damage? (n/t) by surgo2002-11-09 13:17:43
                    I would say, by pecosdave2002-11-09 13:48:53
                      Ideas for a secondary fire, by pecosdave2002-11-09 13:55:19
                        original is better anyway, so yeah (n/t) by surgo2002-11-09 15:23:15
    and also- by sketcher2002-11-09 11:12:59
The reason bikers speed: An insider's look by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 10:15:02
  this is exactly why... by sketcher2002-11-09 11:10:28
    Saddle bags, multiple exhaust pipes, sheesh... by GeminiDomino22006-11-19 12:55:59
      So use ball bearings by Arcanum2002-11-09 12:41:47
  Don't you wish... by tms17912002-11-09 11:08:59
    I do only have one... by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 12:02:16
      maybe by sketcher2002-11-09 16:44:08
    [see above comment] (n/t) by sketcher2002-11-09 11:11:18
  Glad you're OK! by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:21:36
    They have the same rights, and abuse them ... by Linfalgamo2002-11-09 11:01:30
      responsible bikers don't do that by mcnutcase2002-11-09 11:06:01
        I figure the same here ... by Linfalgamo2002-11-09 12:28:06
          What is with some of them? by borg3892002-11-09 13:11:06
    Yeah, I'm picking up riding pretty well. by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 10:36:51
      I've heard of the Darwin Awards. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:40:49
        How about the Ig-Nobel Prizes? by toxin2002-11-09 14:47:54
        Well in that case, by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 10:52:02
Go GPF! by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 09:57:40
  ayup by cybergeek2002-11-09 15:09:35
SETI: User Friendly by ouvrebyte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Add these to the daily list of links. by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and it is up to date... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 10:09:27
Yay me! by BuggedEyes2002-11-09 08:17:26
  On? by Listicath2002-11-09 08:39:18
    You'd be surprised how ergonomic all those keys R! by BuggedEyes2002-11-09 08:49:03
  OC12?? by Glytch782002-11-09 08:38:47
    Monitored OC12... heavily so... by BuggedEyes2002-11-09 08:51:00
Crypto Thread by Tron-X2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This looks suspiciously like... by Narfy2002-11-09 08:43:34
    Why are only b and d characters lowercase? (n/t) by perpeduumimmobl2002-11-09 11:02:36
      A calculator with standard 7-seg displays by Tomo2002-11-09 12:53:40
        One problem by borg3892002-11-09 13:14:07
          maybe the underscores are wildcards by enjoynow2002-11-09 18:21:34
(Not) The User Friendly Dating Game! by Arcanum2002-11-09 07:38:27
  But weekends are perfect for dating :-/ (n/t) by chrisp2002-11-09 07:43:31
    Exactly why nobodies here (n/t) by pecosdave2002-11-09 09:37:25
      Except us chickens... by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:07:49
        I'm at work to, by pecosdave2002-11-09 10:36:20
          Sounds like a routing problem by borg3892002-11-09 13:21:05
          Yikes! by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:44:17
            Some witch you turned out to be :-) by kahuana2002-11-09 12:26:29
              Hose server spell? by pecosdave2002-11-09 12:30:10
                Easiest spell in the world! by breezeblock2002-11-09 13:47:01
                Terminal Server and 5,000 print jobs by kahuana2002-11-09 12:52:23
                That's probably what happened. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 12:38:33
                  Maybe just a developer by borg3892002-11-09 13:25:00
                  nope, nice weather sunny when I went to lunch by pecosdave2002-11-09 12:46:32
              That server sure irritates me. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 12:30:00
            Oh yeah? by pecosdave2002-11-09 11:11:24
              Too horrible a mission to send anyone on. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 11:16:11
                heh, by pecosdave2002-11-09 11:20:48
        Eh, it pays for the bike. by GeminiDomino22002-11-09 10:29:11
Wish me luck! by mortaine2002-11-09 07:29:10
  {{{{Mortaine}}}} Good luck! :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-11-09 12:00:20
  break a leg! (n/t) by clodia2002-11-09 11:42:54
  *lights yellow candle for mortaine* by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 07:33:14
  *sends good vibes* (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 07:29:55
SYPTOTD by Spisefisken2002-11-09 05:02:57
  hmm by Arienadean2002-11-09 11:15:11
  "I apolgoize for my moronic leader" (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-11-09 09:47:43
  Obviously, you buy large pipework from the UK by Tomo2002-11-09 06:51:50
    well, technically... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 06:53:04
      so.... by sumbusch2002-11-09 06:56:16
        Israel would seem to be the obvious answer... by wheresthefish2002-11-09 06:59:55
        up the side of a mountain somewhere in Iraq by mcnutcase2002-11-09 06:58:54
          Not exactly rapid-fire! (n/t) by Tomo2002-11-09 13:03:36
  You'd look like an arab, by breezeblock2002-11-09 05:36:58
  Deja vu by JohnLynch2002-11-09 05:06:19
LOTD by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:31:22
  Has it been Ufied? by whytwolf2002-11-09 05:32:22
    Not likely on a weekend by ihatewindoze2002-11-09 08:43:57
  it's amazing how often I have... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:38:29
    "everything explodes. by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:44:58
The (IWIWI)LSOTD by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 01:20:23
  That's a genuinely great song. by bugarup2002-11-09 18:02:25
    Really? by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 19:17:17
  popular misconception.. by Ubergeek22002-11-09 01:58:15
    Doesn't bother me by Buffy_Fett2006-11-19 12:55:59
  with good cause by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:26:56
My Oklahoma and Georgia Trip! by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool by clodia2002-11-09 11:44:18
    I will :) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 13:59:39
Good things do happen! by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wow! Congratulations! by GeekPrincess2002-11-09 00:58:17
  Niiice, send him my best of luck! (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 00:56:24
Now who the Hell is AJ and who's stef ;-) by IIVQ2002-11-09 00:21:11
  they both look like steff after the beating by Nodnarb2002-11-09 06:47:25
    no, no by mcnutcase2002-11-09 06:50:06
  I just realised..... by JohnLynch2002-11-09 00:53:23
    Welcome! (n/t) by Dazed2002-11-09 11:08:06
  Re: who's who by darksidedavor2002-11-09 00:39:46
    Actually I think its Illiad exploring ... by LunarRainn2002-11-09 02:29:22
      Hey you stole my idea ... (n/t) by Linfalgamo2002-11-09 02:31:04
  Stef's the one with the tie by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:22:14
  Then one behind the puter is AJ by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:22:06
    But if they're both vieing (sp?) for a date with by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:27:47
      wouldnt AJ be the one standing? by vuxacha2002-11-09 01:00:54
        Stef can't sit down.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:38:06
        I agree, but for a different reason by aquacooler2002-11-09 08:22:19
        Probably Stef's computer...he's working on that by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:02:21
          Which might get him rehired :D (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:02:42
            Especially since he looks like Stef and not AJ. by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:07:19
        Retrieving his old work stuffs, by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:02:16
Someone took my UF down! by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:15:00
  On an entirely unconnected note: by wheresthefish2002-11-09 09:02:43
    FYOSR-violatingly well... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 09:05:59
  You did that to huh? by pecosdave2002-11-09 08:28:12
NPOTD (Naughty Poll Of The Day) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:14:21
  Going into by davydd2002-11-09 16:55:10
  "comfortable" by clodia2002-11-09 16:47:11
  Medical ones. by toxin2002-11-09 14:55:58
  Uh. by trk1822002-11-09 13:33:39
    that hardly counts as a euphemism.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:35:06
      Graphically descriptive euphemism. by trk1822002-11-09 13:54:55
  "Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge. Say no more." (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-09 13:00:52
    Your wife...she a goer? (n/t) by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:05:18
  Tonsil Hockey by schneigl2002-11-09 12:03:21
  Invoking the Oscar Mayer love spell (n/t) by nin_man2002-11-09 11:24:32
  I have to go to the euphemism. (n/t) by Feng_Li2002-11-09 10:13:42
  "Congress" by aquacooler2002-11-09 08:30:00
  Phoenetically Speaking by AdMan2002-11-09 07:29:32
  Posturpedic(TM) Polka by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 07:21:59
    Parlour Rugby? (n/t) by toxin2002-11-09 15:17:04
    Scaring not only Baptists... by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:03:37
    horizontal? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 10:37:46
      That's just the euphemism. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:45:04
    That's a new one... by AdMan2002-11-09 07:28:06
      well, since my SO is as much a geek as I am... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 07:31:49
  Riding/going down the "Hershey highway" by MenThal2002-11-09 04:35:08
    Um, by saxguy022002-11-09 13:21:32
  Lets play hide the sausage! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-11-09 02:51:42
  "The Horizontal Hucklebuck" (n/t) by leistico2002-11-09 02:02:34
  Plook! by ihatewindoze2002-11-09 01:24:49
    Plook? Roto-plooker? (or is that robo-plooker?) by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:33:58
      Darn you, you've set me a task by ihatewindoze2002-11-09 03:30:48
        Just bought a turntable within the past couple by DireEyez2002-11-09 16:31:04
        My turntable still works. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 07:26:36
          Sure, and we can do the Time Warp again! by ihatewindoze2002-11-09 08:39:26
            Absolutely! I love that song. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 09:59:32
              Just don't do the dance on a scaffold tower. by Tomo2002-11-09 16:28:58
              Help! I'm surrounded by OLD people! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 10:00:41
                Watch who you're calling OLD, girly! by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:09:24
                  or worse.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 10:39:10
                    Accuracy is not required... by HadEnuf2002-11-09 13:59:49
                    Here comes Gloria Gaynor! Duck! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 10:45:49
                      Actually, that stuff was fun for dancing by ouvrebyte2002-11-09 11:59:23
                        see, I hate dance music. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 12:06:32
                          what, you can't dance? (n/t) by ouvrebyte2002-11-09 17:30:25
                            me and phil collins. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 17:51:01
                          *lobs a Village People lp at BlurOfSerenity* by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 12:32:25
                            Wrong accent for Sheik Yerbouti! (n/t) by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:01:19
                            Was that "Live and Sleazy" ? :) hehe (n/t) by trk1822002-11-09 13:35:17
                            auugh! by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:26:55
                              I'm pretty sure I'd rather listen to 70's disco. by trk1822002-11-09 13:48:46
                                But keep in mind.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 13:57:40
  tongue judo (n/t) by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:19:24
    We know what you two were doing all night now. by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:21:22
      no, really you don't by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:23:23
        *cough* by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:24:29
          neither actually, as far as i can tell by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:29:09
            Damn, I'm losing my touch...then again it was just by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:32:53
              eh...don't feel too bad by cybergeek2002-11-09 01:35:09
                ? DDSS ? by challinor2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  no, I think it's.... by sumbusch2002-11-09 06:53:48
                    both wrong by cybergeek2002-11-09 15:16:41
                      i didn't find it to be a moderateable term. by DireEyez2002-11-09 16:28:13
  i was always a fan of... by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:57:01
    That's not a euphanism. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:59:52
  Tea party (NT) by JohnLynch2002-11-09 00:49:15
    Then, I want you to say, by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 06:10:06
  fuddle duddle (n/t) by ag_wyvern2002-11-09 00:39:53
    hehe. gotta love Trudeau. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:46:43
  some words were just made to be applied naughtily. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:27:12
    Or spackle by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 06:10:53
      Is that the same as by AdMan2002-11-09 07:21:01
    oh dear... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:33:41
  I don't have one by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:16:50
    Ask your folks if you had a euphemectomy as a kid. (n/t) by kahuana2002-11-09 12:59:17
    def.: by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:18:17
      No, and I know we had something about euphemism in by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:19:51
        Think of it this way... by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:58:33
          who said anything about sex? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 01:01:59
            I was using it as an example...it was the first by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:05:19
            Yeah, right! Pure-minded little Gill had NOTHING by adiplomat2002-11-09 01:05:03
              see? dippy knows what an innocent little girl i am by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 09:59:27
            I didn't, they did by Spisefisken2002-11-09 01:04:18
          So "bedsheet gymnastics" is a euphism? by Spisefisken2002-11-09 01:01:36
            yup, like "hide the sausage"... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:13:44
            Works for me... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:06:30
            euphism == euphemism! ----^ by Spisefisken2002-11-09 01:02:30
  "Squidgy activities" by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:16:13
    Eating people/ driving them insane a la Cthulu! (n/t) by saxguy022002-11-09 13:22:42
    Why, it means messily playing with.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:17:51
      I thought it was octopus wrestling (n/t) by toxin2002-11-09 00:47:11
      /me trying to imagine what is DONE with the by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:19:02
        the trick is... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:23:25
  erm, typo. by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:15:39
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:08:08
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Good morning/afternoon/unspecified time period... by fegbarr2002-11-09 08:19:25
  morning all! by clodia2002-11-09 07:27:13
  ::pouting furiously:: by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:17:50
    *pats poor DireEyez on the head* by DaNutBall2002-11-09 11:06:18
      lollipop? by DireEyez2002-11-09 16:25:14
        Yeah, well Illiway's has many things by DaNutBall2002-11-09 21:03:07
          I ain't settling for nuthin.... by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:31:37
  {{{P.Buttercup}}} by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:13:47
    Thank you by crash_2002-11-09 06:12:21
      You're not p.buttercup. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 14:02:12
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-11-09 00:54:52
  Good morning! by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:31:14
  Top O' The Mornin Miss. by Ubergeek22002-11-09 00:23:41
  Goodmorning cutie by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:11:00
AJ back at the computer? by surgo2002-11-09 00:04:23
  I think he's running Stef's spammage... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:05:37
    Therefore, Stef must heretofore be referret to... by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:07:54
      s/t /d / (n/t) by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:08:40
bint? by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:03:19
  Correct meaning by deephack2002-12-09 15:44:13
  Look... by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 06:15:52
    Now we see the violence inherent in the system!... by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:10:55
    Sweet Python reference. by NOLAWitch2002-11-09 07:30:39
      ...The Holy Grail, I think by Dazlord2002-11-09 13:03:51
        Old woman! by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 13:47:53
          "We are an anarcho-syndaclist commune, holding... by HadEnuf2002-11-09 14:12:21
      That's the immediate reference by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 10:38:49
  Dont call me bint to my face by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:12:09
    say it in the us by CrazySteve2002-11-09 00:13:08
      <wtf are you talking about look> by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:15:26
        If you mean "broad" you'd be correct. by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:17:51
          Not quite that word... by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:22:00
            I do believe context takes a role in it. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:23:31
              Yes, those do mean different things... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:31:03
                Because hte meaning behind them changed :) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:38:56
                  Right, and the meaning and context are different by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:42:11
                    Sometimes they don't communicate that very well by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:50:23
                      Very true... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:54:19
                        Which may lead you into trouble sometime. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:56:45
                          And yet more reasons I choose to be as much a by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:58:27
                            Hm. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:59:20
                              ::grin:: I never stated I was non-communicative. by DireEyez2002-11-09 02:32:36
          well, over here... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:20:16
  I think it basically means by Arienadean2002-11-09 00:05:02
    nope. It's more like bimbo (n/t) by breezeblock2002-11-09 02:46:25
  def. by CrazySteve2002-11-09 00:04:54
  sort of like... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:04:10
Comment Board Trivia by SaleGamine2002-11-09 00:02:08
  New Question by archnerd2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Death, Pestilence, Famine by saxguy022002-11-09 12:00:34
      war isn't missing! by madtown_fox2002-11-09 18:29:49
        Nope by archnerd2002-11-09 18:34:32
      Tom Lehrer, 'Masochism Tango' by pas512002-11-09 12:21:50
        Mr. Gordo by Buffy_Fett2002-11-09 12:34:16
  http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answer by SarekOfVulcan2002-11-09 00:53:33
    You might wish to repose that as an answer by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:11:53
      Oops by SarekOfVulcan2002-11-09 11:36:35
      He meant the URL: by vyrus2002-11-09 11:24:36
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  I'd tell you, but... by pi boy2002-11-09 18:25:33
  So Nea, Nawft, and DragonLady are *all* going to by kahuana2002-11-09 12:16:53
  Nothing! by nin_man2002-11-09 09:55:53
    Muahah, he knows where you by i_am_pi2002-11-09 11:10:00
      Don't quote that git around me. :) by nin_man2002-11-09 11:12:54
  I'm not sure I want to tell you by DaNutBall2002-11-09 09:49:17
  hmmmm by clodia2002-11-09 07:26:09
    If you'd like to attend... by nin_man2002-11-09 10:32:46
    He's gittin' hisself hitched. by wheresthefish2002-11-09 08:47:32
      Isn't everyone in Alabama armed? by ouvrebyte2002-11-09 09:56:40
        WE ARE NOT by clodia2002-11-09 16:49:49
          How? by nin_man2002-11-09 17:33:29
  I'm going to hide behind the sofa until it's safe. by wheresthefish2002-11-09 07:19:20
  Non - FYOS Clicky by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm going to post (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-11-09 02:30:17
  Murder. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 01:05:33
  Me? Uniting the Mods against him. ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:18:08
  post an NPOTD! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:10:58
    So where is it? by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:13:34
  Well, it looks like Illiad already did by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:08:18
    Sorry to disappoint ya, but by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:12:49
      s*** arabic .. by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:15:55
        *100Watt* ah. enlightenment.... by kahuana2002-11-09 20:32:49
        Hmmm...that makes sense... by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:20:01
  well, certainly not... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:03:24
    Oh come on by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:09:02
      Hear hear... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:15:38
        you want pics? by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:23:09
          ::applesauce:: by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:25:54
            you are of course aware... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:27:55
              it doesn't always require undressing... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:35:49
    and certainly not by BlurOfSerenity2002-11-09 00:08:41
      of course not by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:11:11
        Hmm...you could make some good money by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:14:49
          *thwap!* by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:17:21
            Heh heh heh heh heh.... by DireEyez2002-11-09 01:18:50
  Nothing. It is just kickstart by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:01:40
    I agree wholeheartedly. by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:23:10
      Wimps. The girls are nothing to fea- (n/t) by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:25:48
        :-) Well I saw you learned the hard way by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:28:07
          ??? must have missed that... by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:29:34
            Spisefisken's been smokin' weed again... by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:39:05
              No I am just tired by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:53:54
                Perhaps I should smoke though by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:54:33
              fair enough by mcnutcase2002-11-09 00:43:04
                Are you 40 yet? I'll accept commiserations by adiplomat2002-11-09 01:07:47
                  geez, I'm only just past halfway! (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-11-09 01:10:53
    Greg, much as I hate to say it, IT"S TIME FOR by adiplomat2002-11-09 00:23:01
  why do you wanna know? by CrazySteve2002-11-09 00:01:15
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-11-09 00:00:02
  Australian by JohnLynch2002-11-10 19:24:57
  Latin by Caius2002-11-09 13:58:38
  Íslenska - Icelandic by Lady-Luna2002-11-09 12:23:04
  German/Deutsch by Cassandrus2002-11-09 00:32:47
    Tart = Tussie? by aquacooler2002-11-09 08:53:51
  Fair warning people by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:10:21
    How do you judge? by Cassandrus2002-11-09 00:43:55
      I speak French and read German by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:54:31
        How do we know? by aquacooler2002-11-09 08:42:05
          Perhaps if you translated "tart" to say, "sour" by caffine-iv2002-11-09 14:24:54
            I've read this post about ten times now... by wheresthefish2002-11-09 17:45:04
              There is no meaning difference. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 18:21:51
                I always thought a Tart was some kind of by DireEyez2002-11-09 21:59:24
                  As in poptart? by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:33:26
                    Tart....from dictionary.com by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:36:42
                      Hm, dictionary needs to be updated. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:40:00
                        that's Tart1...as an adjective. by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:42:47
                          Ah, good, glad they agreed with me :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:43:49
                            I'd say the first one I posted goes more in line by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:44:34
                              Yeah. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:46:14
                                Actually..I'm rather fond of how a by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:48:21
                                Well it goes over my head... by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:52:42
                                Well, as much as I think that's sarcasm... by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:53:44
                                That was 100% honest. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 23:00:01
                                Well, the def. I quoted was another listing for by DireEyez2002-11-09 23:11:42
        Pardon, but "can read" is not good enough by Cassandrus2002-11-09 02:12:41
          Well, it will have to do by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
            And once again with the threats... by wheresthefish2002-11-09 11:59:05
              Moderated this thread? by caffine-iv2002-11-09 14:26:20
                Perhaps so. by wheresthefish2002-11-09 16:59:46
                  Yes it has. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 17:40:04
                    And once again the point slips past you. by wheresthefish2002-11-09 17:55:44
                      Ah, and now we're into symantics! by caffine-iv2002-11-09 18:24:23
                        Enforcement of Policy by DireEyez2002-11-09 22:12:54
                          Right. by caffine-iv2002-11-09 22:36:41
              You're right... by CyBot2002-11-09 13:45:25
            You're right ... by Cassandrus2002-11-09 07:38:36
              Okay, find us a person who knows every by caffine-iv2002-11-09 14:23:46
                UserFriendly isn't by Cassandrus2002-11-10 00:45:51
          What it comes down to is this: by caffine-iv2002-11-09 03:06:28
    ah, spoilsport ;> by DireEyez2002-11-09 00:13:04
    What is bad about translating tart by Spisefisken2002-11-09 00:12:57
      LOL! by Paphos2002-11-09 00:21:22
      Dont go there Thomas ..:) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-11-09 00:19:25

 

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