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Cartoon for Oct 26, 2002
Strip for Oct 26, 2002
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THAT'S MY FACE EXACTLY... by mrtrblmkr12006-03-19 21:30:54
Naked shopping in vancouver, bc by Arienadean2002-10-26 23:28:05
  whahahaha! Did anyone get a nice even suntan? by Nichiran2002-10-26 23:31:46
    no they were pale by Arienadean2002-10-26 23:34:54
*grumble* Just fragged my main windows by Freakazoid2002-10-26 23:19:50
Urgh.. Daylight Saving... by Dok2002-10-26 23:17:07
  should be 4 by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:18:34
    Me thinks 6pm by Dok2002-10-26 23:25:21
      Strip will change in under 25 minutes... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:35:14
Woah. Time warp! by kahuana2002-10-26 23:07:01
  My computer used to do it twice by Freakazoid2002-10-26 23:24:50
  It's just a jump to the left... by Nickface2002-10-26 23:16:24
  computer just did that too by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:10:57
    And we gotta wait 5 months to go... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:13:19
      it's six months. it's april. <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:14:52
        well if I had seen this earlier... by Nickface2002-10-26 23:17:55
          erm...I need to listen to the song again... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:28:36
            Timewarp ..:) by DragonLady2002-10-26 23:51:14
              that's missing a line... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:54:32
          heh. someone was bound to start it by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:21:31
        it's first sunday of april...last of october by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:16:39
          ehhh, still the other side of the calender by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:17:19
            ...and bend your knees in tight... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:27:24
              *larts self for not knowing proper lyrics* (n/t) by Nickface2002-10-26 23:35:35
                I thought you knew them and I had them wrong. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:39:08
                  Yours sound better to me. ;) (n/t) by Nickface2002-10-26 23:44:17
                    I'm surprised no one else has weighed in and by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:47:37
  And once again, the Palm needs to be set by kahuana2002-10-26 23:10:09
  Heh, Win2k on this laptop did it... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:09:53
When was the last full moon? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:01:18
  last week some time by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:09:19
    Judging from the moon tonight, I'd have to say 4-5 by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:11:35
      it was six days ago by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:12:55
        Ah...very good...I think... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:15:25
          I'd have to say the 21st <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 23:16:16
            ::grumble:: Now I'm confused... by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:18:06
I should really set up a time server. by skeegenin2002-10-26 22:59:08
Time for me to go to bed. by Llyr2002-10-26 21:02:50
  A little West Side Bedtime Story... by Nichiran2002-10-26 22:35:32
  Time to blow out the candles and by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:51:59
    So what position do you play? ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:05:00
      I was wondering if it was tackle, by kahuana2002-10-26 22:11:25
        Hmm... by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:12:32
          I've played it. by kahuana2002-10-26 22:15:10
            Apparently you neglected certain things... by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:20:22
              Shorts and skins? by kahuana2002-10-26 22:29:32
                I used to love watching the females play... by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:41:01
                  I once travelled 100mi to watch a basketball game. by kahuana2002-10-26 22:44:02
                    What did she think about watching you drool? by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:49:03
                      Assume that i have *some* self control. by kahuana2002-10-26 22:57:10
                        I'm assuming...if yer driving 100 miles to watch by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:00:00
                          I've yet to lose *that* much self control. by kahuana2002-10-26 23:04:10
                            ::grin:: ok...good answer. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:07:46
  So how does UF deal with this... by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:38:54
  Parts of Indiana dn't change either... by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:37:09
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-10-26 21:17:27
    Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-10-26 21:26:56
    I was caught in a time warp! by vassago162002-10-26 21:19:14
      maybe it was that back button thingie. (n/t) by vassago162002-10-26 21:20:43
  Isn't that tommorow at 1:59am by vassago162002-10-26 21:17:09
  already have bud, i already have. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-26 21:04:21
  And Canadians too (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 21:03:21
    Except for those in "Sasquatchewan" by kahuana2002-10-26 21:06:38
      Really? Doesn't Canada participate in this lunacy by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:49:04
        Portions of Canada do not participate. by kahuana2002-10-26 21:52:04
Not QUITE the Latecomer's Thread... by adiplomat2002-10-26 20:07:00
  3) A fish. (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-26 21:02:23
    i pick 3, dammit! (n/t) by sketcher2002-10-26 21:45:37
  WOOOOHOOOOO! by theymustbidiots2002-10-26 20:55:40
  Here's by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Actually 1 and 3 aren't the problem... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:53:51
      hmm by mirage2002-10-26 21:03:04
        My view on violence... by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:16:39
          "Violence... by mirage2002-10-26 21:33:22
            Mary who? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:40:39
              Don't know by mirage2002-10-26 21:44:38
                So any Mary can lay claim? by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:46:02
                  I suppose. by mirage2002-10-26 21:50:24
                    It appears to be from something called by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      tis UFied :( (n/t) by DragonLady2002-10-26 22:57:12
                        That page by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Good thing I saved it by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:03:32
    true, very true. by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:50:01
  1) not a fan. by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:13:18
    Charisma is a *bad* thing. by kahuana2002-10-26 20:16:16
      just because they were bad. by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:19:08
        I'm a good people. Can i have Charisma? by kahuana2002-10-26 20:20:11
          i'm a Will Carpenter.. by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:21:05
            Ewww! yuk! by kahuana2002-10-26 20:24:05
              never heard of charisma carpenter... (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:35:27
                *stumbles on pictures of her...* by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:38:06
                  Linky? by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:54:58
                    linky. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Ooooooooooooooooooh by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:25:12
                        Buffy (series) and Angel (series) by kahuana2002-10-26 21:28:19
                          'Splains it....liked Buffy the original movie... by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:41:39
                  Oh the sheltered life of a 'geek' :-) by kahuana2002-10-26 20:43:05
                    no relations at all... by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:44:39
                      Well, then she's too old for you :-) by kahuana2002-10-26 20:47:29
                        Define "Too Old" by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:58:12
                          Complete lack of recognition... by kahuana2002-10-26 21:09:58
                        story of my life dude. story of my life. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:48:11
    hmmm by Arienadean2002-10-26 20:15:48
      Probably from being in the shadow of a bigger Bush by kahuana2002-10-26 20:19:00
and i'm home! by Ubergeek22002-10-26 19:37:51
  welcome back by Arienadean2002-10-26 20:09:45
    oh yea? anything good? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:11:00
      So far 2 look good by Arienadean2002-10-26 20:13:33
      See below.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:11:32
  welcome home (n/t) by surgo2002-10-26 20:03:18
    at least SOMEBODY missed me! by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:05:51
      Hey! No fair! I tried twice, and you kept dodging! by adiplomat2002-10-26 20:09:01
        well if you hadn't been blindfolded it woudln't by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:10:36
      Oh, were you gone? ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:07:02
        *kicks you in the shins* by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:08:41
          Ouch. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:10:44
            yes (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-26 20:14:14
              Alvin and the Chipmunks (from Urban Chipmunk) by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:16:32
I am back from Paris by Spisefisken2002-10-26 19:35:50
  Welcome back. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:38:39
    taken a turn?? by Spisefisken2002-10-26 19:41:35
hummus (n/t) by sketcher2002-10-26 19:00:02
  AHA! I CAN HUMMUS NOW! by sketcher2002-10-26 19:31:16
    It's official: you're plastered. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:35:32
      im nowhere near the hurling phase by sketcher2002-10-26 19:42:48
        oh, and the 'sillyness' phase by sketcher2002-10-26 19:48:13
  indeed (n/t) by Nickface2002-10-26 19:07:43
  Dude... by Dok2002-10-26 19:06:21
    sometimes a duck isnt just a duck (n/t) by sketcher2002-10-26 19:10:14
      It's a witch! (n/t) by kahuana2002-10-26 19:14:12
        correct! by sketcher2002-10-26 19:15:47
          Burn it! by Dok2002-10-26 19:18:24
            *takes comments frivolously* (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:27:19
              <nervous> Heheheh </nervous> by Dok2002-10-26 19:30:39
                How are your "amphibious" skills? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:44:14
            duck good by DireEyez2002-10-26 19:19:04
              All this over ground up chick peas... (n/t) by kahuana2002-10-26 19:29:14
              you lost me by sketcher2002-10-26 19:29:01
Very Interesting... by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I believe at some point by Arcanum2002-10-26 20:02:55
  Absolutely not by tms17912002-10-26 19:19:05
    Good point. (n/t) by Dok2002-10-26 19:21:42
      That would imply the company itself did it... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:03:23
  Probably not. by Freakazoid2002-10-26 19:11:49
    It wwould imply an Anarchist state of living. by Dok2002-10-26 19:15:35
      Damn mmmy stuttering! (n/t) by Dok2002-10-26 19:19:10
  i think so by sketcher2002-10-26 19:03:27
Question about booting MacX/9 by varikin2002-10-26 18:58:22
Will the Angels come back? by tms17912002-10-26 18:51:18
  See ya tomorrow night! :) by tms17912002-10-26 20:48:19
  6-5 ANGELS!!! (n/t) by tms17912002-10-26 20:28:09
    Rally Ho, you monkeys! (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:13:01
    BOOHISS<CENSORED> by DireEyez2002-10-26 21:04:13
    Final score, too. by Nea2002-10-26 20:48:38
      Yeah no kidding :-( by DaNutBall2002-10-26 20:53:58
  The REAL question is... by skeegenin2002-10-26 19:52:53
  It doesn't look like it (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:51:54
    5-0 now by DaNutBall2002-10-26 19:24:27
      We still have a shot for a 7th game. by Plucky2002-10-26 19:50:02
Sorry about the Bazaar, folks! by adiplomat2002-10-26 18:26:03
  I was worried something happened to you by surgo2002-10-26 19:33:00
  Now that's redundant (XP dead) by Freakazoid2002-10-26 18:42:24
  Good to hear you're up again. by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:29:35
LOTD: comment by ag_wyvern2002-10-26 18:24:22
Finally got around to getting a diffrent game :) by Arienadean2002-10-26 18:14:14
  Just so you know... by kahuana2002-10-26 19:16:28
    geez thats alot just for a game by Arienadean2002-10-26 19:31:21
      That's because it's addicting. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:36:41
        It's a little bizzare when people by Arienadean2002-10-26 20:07:42
        Canadian Blood Services does not pay for blood. by kahuana2002-10-26 20:02:22
          Are you trying to disuade me from emigrating by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 20:23:42
            I've always heard of people doing it... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:29:53
            Disuade? Perish the thought! by kahuana2002-10-26 20:27:51
              Yeah, they seem to get better. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 20:33:44
                I wonder if Phil Nyutten's ever met you? by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  No, they look more like... by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    A lubricant? by kahuana2002-10-26 21:12:07
                      It was the first thing Google came up with by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:14:42
                        "happy" ... I'm sure ... ;-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-10-26 21:19:39
        It's true... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:01:08
  EVERCRACK!? by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:26:29
    Ack! by Arienadean2002-10-26 18:55:05
      ((((((Arienadean))))))) (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:57:30
        and egads it's not cheap by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Yup, that's in USD by Freakazoid2002-10-26 19:14:32
    Poor dearie! It's way evil. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:40:16
      I had a roommate drop out of college by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:44:51
        Uh oh... by Nickface2002-10-26 18:46:23
          The worst part though by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:53:14
            Yeah, that's a real hazard with Evercrack. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:01:49
    You do realize to play it online you need... by DaNutBall2002-10-26 18:39:29
      no I didn't til just after installing :( by Arienadean2002-10-26 19:11:33
        Why don't you give it as a "gift" by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:25:37
          *lol* The "gift" that keeps on taking! (n/t) by kahuana2002-10-26 20:07:57
          lol by Arienadean2002-10-26 19:28:08
            That's what they say starting out... by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:33:40
              rofl actually by Arienadean2002-10-26 19:36:05
                I'm lighting a candle for you anyway. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 19:41:17
  Everquest by Nickface2002-10-26 18:22:49
  Planescape: Torment by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:22:42
    the opening movie is cool by Arienadean2002-10-26 19:33:46
      Icewind Dale? by DireEyez2002-10-26 19:56:45
        Ahh ok cool by Arienadean2002-10-26 20:06:21
          Btw... by DireEyez2002-10-26 20:09:30
Screaming Deals Thread by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:03:56
  I got an electric guitar for free! by Kickstart2002-10-26 23:52:24
    What kind? what condition? by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:55:55
  A pair of firemans boots by Dok2002-10-26 18:47:41
  Got a nice pair of shoes, like athletic shoes by Llyr2002-10-26 18:32:20
  Goodwill by Nickface2002-10-26 18:19:37
  Um...coffee and a sammich as usuall... by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:15:16
App for printing web pages? by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
Gah! Microsoft gets free advertising. by skeegenin2002-10-26 17:27:02
  That reminds me... by tms17912002-10-26 18:50:07
  lol! (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-26 18:31:35
HAHAHAHAHAH Hillary Rosen LOSES debate by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
haha, i rode a segway and you didnt by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Are you the one by borg3892002-10-26 21:26:38
    yeah by sketcher2002-10-26 21:47:03
      cool by borg3892002-10-26 22:04:11
        true true by sketcher2002-10-26 22:21:19
          It would have been funnier by borg3892002-10-26 22:35:43
          "tried" would imply you had no such luck.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:24:37
  OK, so what was it like? by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:25:48
    i dont think these will ever be big by sketcher2002-10-26 17:31:21
It's that time again kids! by DaNutBall2002-10-26 17:18:10
OK, this is too funny by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Guilt by association? by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:16:51
  gene pool still needs more chlorine <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 16:59:31
woo, i get to be boba fett by sketcher2002-10-26 16:46:17
  The imax is digital, right? by borg3892002-10-26 22:09:42
    i think so (n/t) by sketcher2002-10-26 22:22:00
  It's a good eyecandy movie... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:54:16
    Hehehehe AMEN! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-26 18:28:58
Did I miss the signs for the Squirrel Convention by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:46:21
  They're plotting against the lemurs and by kahuana2002-10-26 17:46:18
  Now that you mention it... by kurayami2002-10-26 17:39:11
  Is it bad when my gut instinct is... by skeegenin2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Yes, very bad. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:02:35
      Good. >:) by skeegenin2002-10-26 17:11:59
  Hehehe... by Arcanum2002-10-26 16:13:52
  Probably the Semi-Annual Nut Show by Naruki2002-10-26 15:53:26
    You're crazy like a... by skeegenin2002-10-26 16:52:52
      Sometimes you feel like a nut...sometimes you by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:55:27
        No, no, it's... by skeegenin2002-10-26 17:01:54
          Foxy Lady? Ooh, Hendrix.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:12:03
            You think Hendrix was foxy? And a lady? by skeegenin2002-10-26 17:14:38
              Well, looking at some of his clothing... by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:18:41
                This one-sided Punishment has us by Naruki2002-10-26 17:45:43
                  Yeah yeah...we all know how you love to smirk by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:03:51
Hey Illiad... by jeditheduck2002-10-26 15:43:12
  Yes... by Illiad2002-10-26 19:21:51
Shameless Diary Plug by Bellator2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Death....interesting.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:42:51
    Hell...why not. by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
      ::grin:: I was at least expecting a *boohiss* (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 23:41:14
Post your favorite flash games here by slayer2002-10-26 13:36:30
  get your flash games here! by Gary_72006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's not flash but... by arachn1d2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Another Java game by Jonathan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I was going to suggest java too by Arienadean2002-10-26 15:21:45
On The Road Again!!! by Ubergeek22002-10-26 13:28:00
  I just can't wait to get off the road again... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:51:03
Something to do... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm, I think the current result is hilarious... by IByte2002-10-26 16:21:37
    They are by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 16:30:25
      I'm apparently the only one frightened by SOTL. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 16:42:14
        Oddly enough, those types of movies no longer by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:47:15
  Umm, I'd seen them all except "Teletubbies" by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:24:28
  I would have voted for "Jaws", by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 14:26:16
    you live on martha's vineyard? by CrazySteve2002-10-26 14:56:59
    *knock knock* by borg3892002-10-26 14:33:45
      knock knock by CrazySteve2002-10-26 14:55:40
  AAAAHHHHHHH! by alt_phil2002-10-26 13:40:08
    Titanic was the Worst Movie Ever™ (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 15:02:06
      I liked it. by Naruki2002-10-26 15:04:03
        We have just found up Naruki's gender! by DaNutBall2002-10-26 15:34:09
          Oh, for crying out loud by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 15:57:22
            Thank you! by Naruki2002-10-26 15:58:03
              gender might be a convenience by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 16:11:57
                I don't have gender; I have sex. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 16:42:10
                  Much more fun/ by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:43:46
                    Too bad you're a hermit. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 16:46:53
                      I think the female ones are called by Naruki2002-10-26 17:50:24
                        *groan* by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:58:58
                      Hermit isn't gender specific...just a lifestyle by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:49:10
                        If hermits avoid society, with whom do they... by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 16:58:39
                          Who knows, if there's no one around to see it, by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:20:55
                            It would be an odd llama. by kahuana2002-10-26 17:42:35
                              We must be talking about Illiad's llama then... by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:06:47
          Couldn't be... by DireEyez2002-10-26 15:36:14
            That's true by DaNutBall2002-10-26 15:44:44
          Aw, come on... by Naruki2002-10-26 15:35:25
        how could you like it? by CrazySteve2002-10-26 15:13:56
          If you think knowing the boat sinks by Naruki2002-10-26 15:18:49
            "Jackass the Movie"? by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:27:57
              LMAO NOLAWitch! by DaNutBall2002-10-26 15:35:29
            Romeo and Juliet are TWITS! by Plucky2002-10-26 15:25:56
              bah. hamlet <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 15:53:49
                Only Shakespeare I've liked so far would have to by DireEyez2002-10-26 15:57:56
                  I really liked his play... by Naruki2002-10-26 15:59:27
                    I prefer "The Taming of the Shrew" myself (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 16:00:41
                      Moonlighting did that one best. by Naruki2002-10-26 16:02:20
                        That was a right good show... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:04:00
                          Yeah, I think that was called... by Naruki2002-10-26 16:18:42
                            3rd season seems fitting... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:44:55
    Couldn't eat chicken? Oh you meant Poultrygeist (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 13:49:55
  There's no "Other" category. by Naruki2002-10-26 13:15:13
  The Exorcist was only scary by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 12:47:19
    was hilarious by cybergeek2002-10-26 13:02:36
  for shame! by cybergeek2002-10-26 12:45:46
  hmm, if I'd seen more than one of those I'd answer (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 12:35:44
ok...my computer is possesed by theymustbidiots2002-10-26 11:33:47
  Do you have a logitech mouse/drivers? by Freakazoid2002-10-26 18:02:12
  My window does that a lot... by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:00:53
  Not to pick on you, specifically... by Naruki2002-10-26 15:14:04
    I read it to say... by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:05:35
      You'd be surprised until he said by Naruki2002-10-26 17:52:29
        Good point. Although... by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:08:24
    I agree by varikin2002-10-26 16:25:42
      It does have a point with double standards, I've by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:08:34
  Perhaps if you stopped payments on it ... by consul 8802002-10-26 13:43:03
  had a posessed computer once by Gary_72002-10-26 13:39:08
  Once had a possessed elevator by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 12:24:43
  Is your browser Opera? by bugarup2002-10-26 11:43:06
*pounds on the door of the bazaar* by surgo2002-10-26 11:23:35
  Guess we gotta go to Egypt or Turkey or such. by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:09:32
Just finished taking the ACT again. by Llyr2002-10-26 11:07:07
  That's the truth (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 15:56:46
    It's a lie! by Naruki2002-10-26 15:57:30
  Again? why did you have to take it again? by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 11:49:32
    to get a better score. by Nickface2002-10-26 12:04:24
      depends what you got the first time by cybergeek2002-10-26 12:29:31
        I got a 33 my first time too. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-26 18:24:34
        high scores rule by Stave1772002-10-26 15:39:36
          Never took any of the tests... by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:21:04
  I empathize COMPLETELY by theymustbidiots2002-10-26 11:27:05
  No kidding. by Nickface2002-10-26 11:23:10
Here's a very entertaining game... by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
Am I the only person on this board that likes to.. by BuggedEyes2002-10-26 09:02:20
  How about peanut butter on my waffles? by Crazy_Eddie2002-10-26 14:59:43
    My dad liked peanut butter on waffles, by Nea2002-10-26 16:24:44
  Dip Oreos in nacho cheese sauce. by Baggins2002-10-26 14:57:42
  Dip french fries in root beer. by Llyr2002-10-26 11:11:07
    How 'bout REAL beer? by fegbarr2002-10-26 12:03:17
      Root beer is as real as any other. by bugarup2002-10-26 12:37:19
        Ah but what brand??? by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
          A&W by Nickface2002-10-26 15:39:39
    Is the root beer still potable afterwards? (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 11:45:09
  White cheese on top of slice of white bread... by MenThal2002-10-26 10:50:18
  I think some people do... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 10:14:30
    Good idea! I wonder how green tea would taste? (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-10-26 12:24:28
    Oh that's just wrong... (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 11:51:24
  Chocolate Chip cookies dipped in Guacamole ... by Linfalgamo2002-10-26 09:58:58
  I always leave the teabag in my tea by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 09:45:55
    Fries with mayo == good by SMcV2002-10-26 15:27:39
    You're supposed to take it out? (n/t) by Nickface2002-10-26 11:41:01
  TimTam Port Straws by Dok2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ooh kind of like peppermint sticks and oranges (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 10:40:04
      or twizzlers and coke! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 11:31:17
  Peanut butter and tomato sandwiches. by Arcanum2002-10-26 09:16:10
  My friends always thought it was sick when... by Nickface2002-10-26 09:08:18
SETI Team User Friendly by ihatewindoze2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oops, there's an errant space in that ftp link by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 04:36:21
Regarding yesterday's post about voting... by ihatewindoze2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, I always go by that rule... by IByte2002-10-26 16:08:35
  Anecdote time, kiddies. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:17:44
    Reality check time. by Naruki2002-10-26 15:20:49
      Jury duty? by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:31:15
        Yep. by Naruki2002-10-26 15:34:09
          *knocking wood furiously* by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:37:38
            Oh I WANT to be on jury duty. by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 18:40:21
              *squeak!* by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:47:52
                Too true. by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 19:09:07
                  Didn't you go to my HS? by kahuana2002-10-26 19:41:26
                    Do two wrongs make a right? ;) (n/t) by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 20:34:05
                      Three rights make a left though. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 20:35:43
                        Tulane! We've been trying to four-lane by kahuana2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          I bet it's a popular strip. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:27:32
                            It's a scary drive when sleep deprived. by kahuana2002-10-26 21:32:02
  Maybe that's how *you* mean it. by Naruki2002-10-26 13:19:34
    Perhaps you under-estimate folk by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 13:45:06
      Not fair? by Naruki2002-10-26 15:29:10
        Metaphors be with you by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 15:53:03
          I'm not being cynical. by Naruki2002-10-26 15:55:35
            Your cynicism knows no bounds by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 16:58:15
              You're good at sentence mangling, that's for sure. by Naruki2002-10-26 17:55:34
                Yes, I certainly mangled that sentence (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-27 03:26:10
            Helps greatly... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:34:11
              Grammar Natzeeeeeeeeee! by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 16:45:22
                Yeah yeah... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:57:18
                  No way. I wouldn't go NEAR a lawyer. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:08:39
                    Ah, then you're using my slip to vent... by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:22:18
                      Somehow I can't picture you wearing a slip. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:27:21
                        I look great in slips (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 17:36:03
                          Even if they're Pink? by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:09:33
                            Dr. Freud once gave me such a slip. by Naruki2002-10-26 18:11:07
  What's the point of voting by Dok2002-10-26 05:08:16
    I think we should pay them minimum wage by ToLazyToThink2002-10-26 09:44:29
      Agreed. by GeminiDomino22002-10-26 10:05:06
        Problem there tho'. by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 10:50:41
          That was a matter of opinion (n/t) by borg3892002-10-26 11:15:37
            And so labeled. by thewrongcrowd2002-10-26 11:23:52
              You're right. My bad. by borg3892002-10-26 14:26:43
    You know... by ToLazyToThink2002-10-26 09:30:42
  I'm perfectly entitled to moan by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:24:43
    Moan away, nutty, I'm listening (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 04:38:11
      right now I've nothing to moan about... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:44:33
      Oh, and by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 04:40:53
        Happy birthday, mcnutcase! by bugarup2002-10-26 11:33:23
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-10-26 04:00:02
  Okay, my thoughts... by saxguy022002-10-26 14:24:33
    Typo in the 'produces' part by arachn1d2002-10-26 14:58:45
      Also... by arachn1d2002-10-26 15:02:51
        No J because of a stupid mistake on my part. by saxguy022002-10-26 16:09:52
          Do you suppose... by borg3892002-10-26 16:44:52
    whassat? by borg3892002-10-26 14:31:10
      Sorry. by saxguy022002-10-26 14:38:50
        Yes, thanks. by borg3892002-10-26 14:43:25
  HINT!!! by Kickstart2002-10-26 09:41:48
  Need ... hint ... to ... survive ... (n/t) by andrej2002-10-26 04:19:39
    Hint for andrej: by ideur2002-10-26 04:25:17
    You have no hint to survive make your solution ... (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 04:23:44
      <deadpan>Ha ha ha ha</deadpan> (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:26:04
        *sighs* Everyone's a critic. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 07:45:30
Home....sleep.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 03:46:35
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-10-26 03:46:21
  Moderated: test post by Nea2002-10-26 10:09:23
  if you're gonna do that... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 03:48:02
    Good idea! by andrej2002-10-26 03:53:48
      well, it's what the mods always say to do... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 03:55:27
  Rats by andrej2002-10-26 03:47:24
A Moment of Thanks for the Alabama UFiemeet folks: by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 02:44:02
  I still have an undeveloped roll of film.... by inittab2002-10-26 20:31:17
  Shorts/Trenchcoats? Interesting... by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:50:11
    hmm everyone would wonder who the flashers are by Arienadean2002-10-26 03:00:33
      Hey, new UFiemeet game "Guess the flasher" ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 03:01:37
        /me chuckles by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 14:15:36
This will make day 9 by Dok2002-10-26 02:25:35
A very big thank-you... by caiusman2002-10-26 01:24:54
  so good to see a message from you! by Zandermann2002-10-26 14:49:40
  YAY!! by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 01:29:57
  I'm glad it went well by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:28:42
Man Code Rule of the Day (no errors this time) by GeminiDomino22002-10-26 01:15:32
  Reminds me of a "Seinfeld" episode by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:35:06
    No, I'm T-Bone!!! by Naruki2002-10-26 15:38:51
      In cyberspace, you can pick your nick by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 15:41:33
        You can so pick someone else's nick... by kahuana2002-10-26 17:37:48
          No, then it's YOURS. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:00:41
            No it isn't... by Naruki2002-10-26 18:02:55
              Hey! Bring that back! by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:05:09
                *hands it back* by Naruki2002-10-26 18:10:05
                  Hmm...correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you two by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:11:14
                    No, I don't think one of them is a Saint. by Naruki2002-10-26 18:12:42
                      Nah, that must be enStync (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:26:27
                        Menudo answer a while back. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:38:09
  hey! i picked my own nickname. Um indirectly.... by ts0032002-10-26 03:39:14
    Way to go! by Naruki2002-10-26 13:23:00
My appologies to Canada (an announcement) by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Congratulations! by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 14:57:23
  Well well by DaNutBall2002-10-26 14:54:58
  Congratulations! by Nea2002-10-26 10:16:23
  Congratulations! by Tiamat19722002-10-26 07:39:56
  Congratulations! by intx2002-10-26 02:05:50
  So the US gets z1dba, Canada gets J Butterfly. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:29:06
    It's actually a direct result of... by skeegenin2002-10-26 01:41:54
  Gratz... by zona2002-10-26 01:24:07
  Congrats! :) by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:20:05
  w00t! by cybergeek2002-10-26 01:18:24
  Congratulations! Now, lets see the neck... by GeminiDomino22002-10-26 01:13:10
Can someone enlighten me... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:32:48
  Warning Marketing Website ahead... may be FYOS.... by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They really, really don't get it. by SMcV2002-10-26 15:44:38
    I want an underwater laptop! by fluffdragon2002-10-26 06:51:57
    Ye gods, it even has sound! by IByte2002-10-26 04:35:38
    "Typical interstitials last ten seconds or less. by ts0032002-10-26 03:57:26
      Typical interstitials last less than a second. by wheresthefish2002-10-26 05:09:36
        because they think people are idiots by mcnutcase2002-10-26 05:13:19
          I rarely enable javascript by borg3892002-10-26 06:52:24
      pretty much... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:01:48
    The thing that bothers me about them is by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 01:11:48
    ah, right by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:40:52
      well thats a site I wouldnt bother going to again! by DragonLady2002-10-26 01:16:44
        Strangely enough ... by bugarup2002-10-26 01:40:53
          IE 6.0 didn;t even show it. by Dok2002-10-26 02:20:39
            Nope (if I'm correct) by ajcompany2002-10-26 04:38:26
              Possibly.. by Dok2002-10-26 05:10:47
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  good morning by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 04:15:09
    SG doesn't seem to be around by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 04:42:13
  hi all by ParityBit2002-10-26 04:02:44
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-10-26 00:56:07
  Good night {{{SaleGamine}}}. ;) by BuggedEyes2002-10-26 00:49:43
    I'll have some coffee ready for you by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:52:10
      Happy Birthday Mcnutcase! *sneaks piece of cake* by BuggedEyes2002-10-26 00:55:41
        Good Morning {{{{SaleGamine}}}} by BuggedEyes2002-10-26 07:21:03
  Good morning! by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:30:07
    Thank you by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:39:17
      *attempts to blow out candles* by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:42:42
        :) by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:45:59
          Of course! by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:51:33
            Many thanks by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:52:50
  *flops down for lunch* by zona2002-10-26 00:28:55
    *Gives dew* by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:30:46
      You are a goddess! by zona2002-10-26 00:33:19
        Chicken it is then by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:37:59
Go, AJ, go! by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:23:20
  Evillllll by tadthornhill2002-10-26 07:27:57
    Alignments by alt_phil2002-10-26 13:29:53
      Hmm...I work a helldesk/support... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:15:18
  They'll never convict him... by IByte2002-10-26 04:29:24
  /me joins cybergeek. . . by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 00:35:47
    bite his ankles! by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:54:07
      Why am I suddenly reminded... by IByte2002-10-26 04:27:22
        "I'll bite your legs off!" (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:32:43
          "What're you going to do? Bleed on me?" (n/t) by jacksonj042002-10-26 05:49:53
            Your mother was a hamster... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 06:08:01
              Ahem by bubbles_prime2002-10-26 06:46:15
                however... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 06:51:32
                  Whatever it was, he's correct there. by bugarup2002-10-26 08:06:15
                    "taunt" by MagusJ2002-10-26 11:00:39
                      Add my "taunt" confirmation to the heap by IByte2002-10-26 15:47:32
      Ankles? But he can still program!! by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 01:03:49
        well... by cybergeek2002-10-26 01:15:23
          no hands = no programming too! by intx2002-10-26 01:21:51
            bah by cybergeek2002-10-26 01:25:58
              I'll help test hat theory by pi boy2002-10-26 10:07:14
So AJ's going to get fired...or arrested...for by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:05:37
  Morning! by zona2002-10-26 00:06:30
    Not a problem... by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:07:59
      *grin* by zona2002-10-26 00:19:15
        obviouslt ::Grin:: by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:22:41
          -t, +y by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:23:15
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-10-26 00:00:31
  1995... by MenThal2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Braindead (or DeadAlive) by bugarup2002-10-26 12:45:26
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  The Girl Scouts... (n/t) by kahuana2002-10-26 17:30:13
    I used to be one! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 18:05:53
      As was I, for most of one year by Nea2002-10-26 18:17:28
        hehe.. I just lost interest. by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 21:53:36
      I eat Brownies. by Naruki2002-10-26 18:11:47
        quoth the sticker: by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 21:54:18
          I've read same...though by DireEyez2002-10-26 22:08:45
        That'll get you arrested. by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:13:49
  If I told you, they'd kill me without hesitation.. by IByte2002-10-26 16:37:20
    Ah, the group in your head? by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:58:35
  Me and my friends:D (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-10-26 16:12:50
  Stupid people by Glacier2002-10-26 15:52:28
  The !@#$% who came up with.... by ToLazyToThink2002-10-26 10:18:43
    What's so scary about 'em? (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 11:26:55
    I just got another one today by borg3892002-10-26 10:35:56
  Pi memorizers by pi boy2002-10-26 10:03:13
  spineless "new Labour" backbench MP's by pas512002-10-26 09:10:34
  my mother's sisters... [don't ask] (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-26 06:58:33
  Clowns. by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-26 06:53:06
  Anyone... by Illiad2002-10-26 02:08:16
    Excluding, of course, those of us who are right. by skeegenin2002-10-26 17:16:43
    What about those people by borg3892006-11-19 12:55:59
    hmmm by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:43:54
    But we all do...it's just a matter of it being by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:34:14
    Why by mirage2002-10-26 02:22:38
      No, it isn't. by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 16:56:09
        I meant, by mirage2002-10-26 19:51:24
          Not THOSE smug bastidges! by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 20:31:04
            ;p Not by mirage2002-10-26 21:06:06
              Fear, surprise and an almost fanatical devotion by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 21:24:28
                I have by mirage2002-10-26 21:38:03
        It's not necessary to know a good portion of those by DireEyez2002-10-26 17:25:57
          HA! And I repeat, HA! by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 17:29:29
            That I would describe more as convenience by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:13:05
              If you prefer the School of Hard Knocks by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 18:45:22
                I want to know everything... by DireEyez2002-10-26 18:49:05
  People who don't explain their positions. (n/t) by skeegenin2002-10-26 01:48:26
    ::ahem:: I didn't know that most positions by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:51:16
      hmm depends on which angle your by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:44:52
        Yeah, and you just explained my ::ahem:: ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:51:28
      The one were the legs are perpendicular sure does. (n/t) by MenThal2002-10-26 02:00:24
        I did say most, not all. ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:33:08
  Armed people. by bugarup2002-10-26 01:39:21
    hmm I can relate in a way by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:53:51
    So you're phobic about guns? by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
      The best Darwin Award... by Glacier2002-10-26 15:59:43
        What I couldn't figure out about that case... by DireEyez2002-10-26 16:11:31
      BTW, Hubby says that if his dog shot him, by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 02:40:57
        You sure he'd admit it to you? ;> I mean if you by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:46:00
      what about... by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:36:43
    Hey - by mirage2002-10-26 01:46:20
    bugarup is armed... get him! by skeegenin2002-10-26 01:45:14
      Drats - by mirage2002-10-26 01:47:22
        Honestly, I didn't beat him at all folks. by skeegenin2002-10-26 01:50:39
          Yeah - by mirage2002-10-26 01:52:58
            Or... by bubbles_prime2002-10-26 06:49:47
    Define 'weapon' by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:40:28
      Tough one... by davydd2002-10-26 01:48:52
        Precisely. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:49:56
          So let's all become mindless vegetables! Yay! (n/t by davydd2002-10-26 01:53:21
            This begets a strange paradox. by MenThal2002-10-26 01:59:06
              Nah, if anything they stimulate parts of the brain by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:31:57
      Friend of mine is trained in... by zona2002-10-26 01:44:01
      Well, especially ranged ones. by bugarup2002-10-26 01:42:45
        electrons? ::Grin:: by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:48:07
          In close vicinity of protons, yes. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-26 01:51:20
            NOOOOO... by bubbles_prime2002-10-26 06:53:54
  Any large group of uncritical followers by davydd2002-10-26 01:31:06
    Such as the People's Temple or by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 14:47:04
  My $0.02 Worth: by GeekPrincess2002-10-26 01:22:13
  Phlebotomists ;p by mirage2002-10-26 00:55:18
    I love getting blood taken... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:23:36
      I don't by mirage2002-10-26 01:41:21
      hmm they have vays of making you bleed! by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:31:37
        They by mirage2002-10-26 01:44:17
          yea it gets achy by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:41:48
            Well by mirage2002-10-26 02:47:03
              they should of put a butterfly plug in by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:56:33
                It wasn't by mirage2002-10-26 03:13:53
  Kickstart, you should know... by friendlyuser2002-10-26 00:23:26
    Maybe so... by Kickstart2002-10-26 01:06:16
    LOL! (n/t) by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:59:02
  televangelists. by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:22:25
    hmm what is QVC? not heard that acro before (n/t) by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:59:38
      Quality, Value, Convenience by Glacier2002-10-26 16:03:34
      a home shopping cable channel <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:01:07
  Anything that walks on two legs... by Antar2002-10-26 00:13:50
    I'd change that to "intelligence" not brain ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:21:58
  The "normal" (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-26 00:11:03
    oh you! by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:13:17
  the ignorant (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:08:02
    are in bliss by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:08:40
      nyet. by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:25:41
        trust me, they aren't, even when it's their friend by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:27:25
        All my users.. by zona2002-10-26 00:27:05
          Which explains your latency in IM responses the by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:53:49
            *giggle* by zona2002-10-26 00:56:43
              Not ever owning a console beyond Atari7800... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:05:07
                dunno... by zona2002-10-26 01:05:38
                  you could IM him... by cybergeek2002-10-26 01:20:52
                    I don't think she has IM at work. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:21:19
                      IM=Firewalled by zona2002-10-26 01:23:44
                        Thought so. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:26:29
        nah by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:27:02
      if ignorance is bliss by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:25:19
        dammit... by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:26:22
      another matrix quote! by intx2002-10-26 00:21:17
        I liked cypher. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:26:56
      and meanwhile I'm in apoplexy... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:11:52
        I used to know what that meant... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:20:54
          see AJ in today's strip...? by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:22:45
            apoplectic makes me think of Nsync and Britney by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:52:31
              I thought that was "apocalyptic" <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:54:02
                No...that describes them being big stars... by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:55:47
                only for the listeners :) (n/t) by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:55:20
  extremists and fanatics by ideur2002-10-26 00:07:02
    major agreement by NOLAWitch2002-10-26 14:34:26
    Agreed by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:12:23
  Human Beings by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:06:08
    more people must agree on this one.. by intx2002-10-26 00:56:00
      where's that post about how only stupid people.. by intx2002-10-26 01:06:23
        n/m.. found it, and it's not quite phrased that by intx2002-10-26 01:10:05
      Which would mean it's the Dominant opinion... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:03:46
      well they either by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:00:28
    hmm reminds me of a line from the matrix by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:11:05
      The problem by xcheopis2002-10-26 00:21:25
        no, we've pushed it back by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:35:16
          we value life too much... by intx2002-10-26 00:38:25
          I would suggest... by mcnutcase2002-10-26 00:37:47
            heh by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:40:45
        i have a question.. by intx2002-10-26 00:24:32
          well, there were these flying pigs, and... by cybergeek2002-10-26 00:27:43
      And I agree with him. Though my answer was based by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:14:57
        hmm.. no offense.. by intx2002-10-26 00:17:34
          lol by Arienadean2002-10-26 00:57:33
            we do mess stuff up.. by intx2002-10-26 01:02:56
              not just that by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:08:08
                we've always done that though by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:10:10
                  hmm by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:24:58
                  usually... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:20:04
          Yeah, but I don't have to interact with people by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:19:14
            true... by intx2002-10-26 00:23:08
              I never said I wasn't ::Grin:: by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:41:47
                Wetwire.... by zona2002-10-26 00:42:54
                  wetwire? by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:02:31
                    Sorry.. by zona2002-10-26 01:03:29
                      Hmm... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:17:55
                        Neither... by zona2002-10-26 01:23:02
                          It is rather Matrix-like. by MenThal2002-10-26 01:46:15
                            I shudder at that thought... by zona2002-10-26 01:51:35
                          Have not played... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:25:36
              So are you. (btw, nice to see ya intx) by Freakazoid2002-10-26 00:27:04
                thanks... by intx2002-10-26 00:41:00
                  oh.. nice to see you too by the way (n/t) by intx2002-10-26 01:05:17
            Have to say it.. by zona2002-10-26 00:20:00
              Yes... by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:33:31
                a planet the size of mars hit us by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:44:02
                  I'm fond of the moon. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:01:42
              don't say that by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:24:06
                *blink* by zona2002-10-26 00:25:59
                  we need to lose before we gain by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:29:03
                    Hey, I need those small toes and pinkies. by zona2002-10-26 00:31:17
                      you can stand w/o the smaller toes by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:36:31
                        But considering we use those pinkies much more by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:38:54
                          That would kinda suck.... by zona2002-10-26 00:40:00
                            can we at least get rid of the tail bone? by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:42:14
                              I wouldn't mind having a tail... by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:46:34
                                it'd be good for balance by intx2002-10-26 00:53:38
                                Like when a cat gets underfoot in the dark when by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:58:04
                                Clawed ankles? (n/t) by zona2002-10-26 00:58:37
                                *ROWR* *HISS* <jump> ::checking pulse:: by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:00:53
                                they'd need to be retractable though by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:00:37
                                mmmm...cat eyes. by zona2002-10-26 01:02:42
                                add it to the spectrum by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:03:57
                                True.. by zona2002-10-26 01:06:35
                                and ultraviolet? by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:16:19
                                can already be done by mcnutcase2002-10-26 03:45:02
                                I meant in addition to.... by DireEyez2002-10-26 03:54:58
                                yes, that's what I meant by mcnutcase2002-10-26 04:49:02
                                Heh...I don't much care for daylight as it is... by DireEyez2002-10-26 15:19:50
                                good. how about the appendix? by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:47:28
                                What was it used for in the first place? by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:57:12
                                what the by intx2002-10-26 00:54:12
                                The appendix by xcheopis2002-10-26 21:07:25
                                well it used to have a purpose by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:57:00
                                So, how much cement can one safely eat? ;-) by MenThal2002-10-26 01:02:24
                                not much by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:06:02
                                Doth a small kid, cement powder and a laxative ... by MenThal2002-10-26 01:08:15
                                wow... by zona2002-10-26 01:09:06
                                does it still work? by intx2002-10-26 00:59:59
                                no. by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:02:54
                                I'd rather visit a wisdom tooth than a dentist. by MenThal2002-10-26 01:05:35
                                no. if it were that easy by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:07:03
                                Right...just send them to Yoga and Tumbling class. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:13:14
                                No we need those... by zona2002-10-26 01:04:53
                                See I knew that...but couldn't think of the word.. by DireEyez2002-10-26 00:59:45
                                so do wisdom teeth and gall bladders by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:05:18
                                What does it do anyway...? by zona2002-10-26 01:07:28
                                Histamine by xcheopis2002-10-26 20:45:45
                                inflames tissues to keep outside things out... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:11:17
                                Great! by zona2002-10-26 01:12:50
                                And even worse... by MenThal2002-10-26 01:23:11
                                Try a nail or drill... by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:24:45
                                Urgh. I remember back when dragging a condom.. by MenThal2002-10-26 01:27:02
                                I did not need that mental image. by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:37:28
                                "This mental image brought to you by MenThal Inc. by MenThal2002-10-26 01:56:26
                                Been there...or similar at least... by DireEyez2002-10-26 02:29:36
                                what are wisdom teeth for? by intx2002-10-26 01:07:08
                                Hominid jaws by xcheopis2002-10-26 20:49:22
                                I think they are... by ToLazyToThink2002-10-26 09:13:34
                                probably to replace teeth that got knocked out by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:11:44
                                i thought wisdom teeth.. by intx2002-10-26 01:15:04
                                chewing ;> by DireEyez2002-10-26 01:09:26
                                Learned somethin today! (n/t) by zona2002-10-26 00:58:07
                                Sure while your at it... by zona2002-10-26 00:54:01
      yea, that is a good quote by intx2002-10-26 00:14:54
  The Media <nt> by CrazySteve2002-10-26 00:04:23
    Which Bond Movie Had a Media Villain? (n/t) by tadthornhill2002-10-26 07:31:48
      Tomorrow Never Dies by LionsPhil2002-10-26 09:51:30
        Jonathan Pryce rocks (n/t) by Nea2002-10-26 10:35:33
    the one ring to bind them all... by Arienadean2002-10-26 01:02:12
      well the media is not involved with the whole govt by CrazySteve2002-10-26 01:08:27
        hmm no not that way by Arienadean2002-10-26 02:40:12
    I agree, Definately the Media (n/t) by Freakazoid2002-10-26 00:14:56
  Any Fanatic (n/t) by zona2002-10-26 00:03:47
  The US Government (n/t) by Argos2002-10-26 00:01:47
    No by Caius2002-10-26 10:57:17
      But you tend to know that about them. by Naruki2002-10-26 18:01:57
        No, not even close by theymustbidiots2002-10-26 21:56:26
    Agreed (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-10-26 00:28:06
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ... by SidViscous2002-10-27 17:10:51
Translations by intx2002-10-26 00:00:04
  Español/Spanish by Sensei2002-10-26 18:14:52
  German/Deutsch by lille2002-10-26 01:22:13
    Sehr gut by Caius2002-10-26 10:50:32
      oder Frau !? :-) by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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