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Cartoon for Oct 04, 2002
Strip for Oct 04, 2002
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nix device question by Arienadean2002-10-04 23:05:00
  Unmount problem / device busy by ideur2002-10-04 23:39:19
    It's quieted finally by Arienadean2002-10-04 23:54:50
  Looks like umount -f by Freakazoid2002-10-04 23:29:16
    thanks :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-10-04 23:55:06
I would like to make a suggestion by ToLazyToThink2002-10-04 22:51:20
  I've heard some do by Arienadean2002-10-04 22:57:23
  Duct Tape and handcuffs by DireEyez2002-10-04 22:53:46
    sounds kinky by crazysteve2002-10-04 22:56:24
      You forgot the dorks with laser pointers. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-05 13:16:28
      On is fine (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 23:04:53
RedHat 8.0 by DennisMV2002-10-04 22:43:58
  wait by crazysteve2002-10-04 22:59:42
Your favorite LART... by Sim2002-10-04 22:38:43
  hmmm by Arienadean2002-10-04 22:52:09
    hey HEY hey by crazysteve2002-10-04 22:57:57
      I ment my son lol by Arienadean2002-10-04 23:19:20
  Mud Shark (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 22:48:47
  a dead trout <nt> by crazysteve2002-10-04 22:45:48
Song of the Day/Night/Time of your choice by Sim2002-10-04 21:38:27
  OK, is it really that badf? (n/t) by Sim2002-10-04 22:02:59
    ...yes <nt> by crazysteve2002-10-04 22:48:25
AHHHHHHH!!!! by Ubergeek22002-10-04 19:51:24
  PLEASE do not do that again. by skeegenin2002-10-04 21:20:06
  I still want the option... by DireEyez2002-10-04 20:02:06
  Its...Its...CLEAN:O (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-10-04 19:52:58
    no it's like the static almost. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-04 19:55:24
      exactly, except no great LOTD (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-10-04 20:00:45
  Terrible, isn't it? :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 19:52:44
    horrible. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-04 19:55:36
For the New Tribes2 Ufie team by jeditheduck2002-10-04 19:39:19
  forgot to say the server name/ password by jeditheduck2002-10-04 20:00:04
  Ok it is now created under that name (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-10-04 19:53:31
    Invite me! by Llyr2002-10-04 19:56:16
      consider youself invited by jeditheduck2002-10-04 19:58:08
Question: by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 18:25:36
  Umm.... not a particle physicist... but... by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 21:47:07
  it's the average... by Bealz2002-10-04 19:41:30
  Energy and mass are interchangeable. by Llyr2002-10-04 18:27:13
    if E=mc^2 by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 18:36:47
      E=mc^2 is only for non moving frames of reference by Control2002-10-04 22:21:19
        again by theymustbidiots2002-10-05 16:49:46
      I'm not entirely sure, but I think... by coldfusion2002-10-04 20:38:45
      I'm not quite sure how to explain this. by Llyr2002-10-04 18:48:02
        I already did by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 19:07:09
          hehehe... by Llyr2002-10-04 19:11:06
            its due to the fact that the photon by joecrouse2002-10-04 20:02:56
              hmmm by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 20:09:46
                Actually Yes by Control2002-10-04 22:26:08
            lol by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 19:16:34
              heh, quite. by Llyr2002-10-04 19:17:24
                supposedly by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 19:19:35
                  If you don't wanna use the official client by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    no, I tried it by pi boy2002-10-04 21:05:22
                  addendum by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 19:22:24
                    AIM works for me by pi boy2002-10-04 19:25:22
                      Not worth it for me by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 19:28:10
                        Oh BTW by pi boy2002-10-04 19:29:16
    nope, made perfect sense by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 18:29:37
      Good. You will make a good particle physicist. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 18:31:49
    Aaccckkkk by Llyr2002-10-04 18:28:02
ooooo... great weekend I got planned :-D by DaNutBall2002-10-04 18:22:46
  sounds neat by Arienadean2002-10-04 20:49:04
Philip Morris Sued by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Interesting... by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:10:27
    see, here's the thing: by cybergeek2002-10-04 18:28:25
      I believe in reaping what you by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:51:51
KTSOTD by Gary_72002-10-04 17:45:35
  chords: by cybergeek2002-10-04 18:22:53
  Hey! What about me?! (n/t) by tomdooley2002-10-04 17:52:35
I am a rickshaw... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Design #1297697871 by packet-rat2002-10-05 06:36:32
  A list of some of my favourites... by jdoverholt2002-10-04 23:35:55
  Design #1913977546 by SaleGamine2002-10-04 23:09:56
  DireEyez is... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 22:56:32
  Design #3218326244 by Sim2002-10-04 22:28:48
  Illiad is... by Sim2002-10-04 22:26:53
  hahahaha by Arienadean2002-10-04 19:49:04
  OMG! by Bealz2002-10-04 19:12:52
  #2738343975 by Nea2002-10-04 18:56:14
    Ahhh.. by dericpr2002-10-04 18:59:15
  1783231367 by Llyr2002-10-04 18:30:59
  Design #4115711851 by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 17:59:59
    <aol> :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 18:04:44
      </aol> by Nea2002-10-04 18:54:07
  1918846540 by Llyr2002-10-04 17:53:32
    does it also by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:59:57
      No, but mine is a tent. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 18:04:26
  Design #3683678520 by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:39:57
    #1855930539 ... now that's a little scary ... by bugarup2002-10-04 17:42:37
      Design #2306132072 by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:44:52
  #4209553215 ... now that's surreal ... by bugarup2002-10-04 17:37:56
  #521374186 -- A razor that contains alcohol! by DaNutBall2002-10-04 17:36:37
  #42 .. Adams would be proud ... by bugarup2002-10-04 17:36:23
  987654321 by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 17:18:46
  #2506790265 by Arcanum2002-10-04 17:16:11
  It's an airbag. It's better than the last one. by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:15:47
  3137707716 is good :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 17:07:58
    142541132 ... hehehehe (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 17:18:33
  hahaha look at 3 (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 17:07:16
    Just look at #289862738, then ... oh my ... (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 17:40:55
  Hey, I got gypped! This one makes sense! by Arcanum2002-10-04 17:04:41
  Oooh by Nea2002-10-04 17:04:36
  I am.. by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 17:02:23
  It's a new type of vegetable! by wheresthefish2002-10-04 17:00:48
    It's a waffle iron that's made entirely of wood! by bugarup2002-10-04 17:34:00
    #254484595! by bugarup2002-10-04 17:28:09
      #3753242105 by wheresthefish2002-10-04 17:31:29
        #683898720 by bugarup2002-10-04 17:39:36
          #2491377335 by Arcanum2002-10-04 17:57:41
            wow! Imagine all the extra storage space on that!! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 21:20:06
Red Hat question by gatorbytes2002-10-04 16:54:00
  ditch the old 7.1 first... by surgo2002-10-04 16:58:35
    I'd wait until 8.1 or 8.2 and just download 7.3. by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 21:56:51
    I was waiting for that... :-) by gatorbytes2002-10-04 17:02:11
      um by surgo2002-10-04 17:14:22
        like I said... by gatorbytes2002-10-04 17:32:39
          hmmm, found one by gatorbytes2002-10-04 17:36:09
            if your downloading on a windows system by surgo2002-10-04 17:55:59
              thanks for the tip! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-10-04 18:08:13
Whoa -- Illiad's city is the best to live in by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Notice Perth was #3 ..:) by DragonLady2002-10-04 23:56:22
  Yessir... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well Illiad... by DaNutBall2002-10-04 17:35:07
      Heh :) by Illiad2002-10-04 17:48:06
        Wha? Kwik-E Mart? Noooo sir I from India... by DaNutBall2002-10-04 18:26:20
        Most certainly is (n/t) by Kickstart2002-10-04 18:21:17
          BTW how are you doing on getting j.butterfly in BC (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-04 18:24:59
        Yeah I noticed -- you're copycatting us (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-10-04 18:00:44
          Now in terms of ME being able to get in... by DaNutBall2002-10-04 18:07:31
    notice though they only rate very large cities by Arienadean2002-10-04 17:15:44
      Citizenship by Illiad2002-10-04 17:46:47
    Here I figured... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:09:12
Looking for... by Llyr2002-10-04 16:45:11
  Buried in ye flow of Time - well, I HOPE it's Time (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 16:49:24
    Not Tide? by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:07:59
  in nun_man's undie drawer. by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:47:25
    how can a nun be a man? (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 16:48:53
      Well, if nin_man implied a man who likes NIN by Nea2002-10-04 17:11:51
        Now I gotta ask. by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:18:19
      It's a filthy habit. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 16:50:11
        *groans* by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 16:53:52
      Two words: by Llyr2002-10-04 16:49:47
        ewwwww (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 17:30:45
        I was just thinking about the movie... by Nickface2006-11-19 12:55:59
UT2K3 Server by crazysteve2002-10-04 16:31:19
  Server Is Down by crazysteve2002-10-04 17:27:29
a thought provoking question by Gary_72002-10-04 16:12:53
  Careful!! Provoked thoughts can be dangerous! by GeekPrincess2002-10-04 18:09:43
  What they should be by nimdokk2002-10-04 17:40:15
  no need by tms17912002-10-04 16:30:42
    oh yeah! (n/t) by Gary_72002-10-04 17:23:25
  Not that knowledgable on law but... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:19:49
Dueling Nissans by tms17912002-10-04 15:57:55
  I'm on Mr Nissan's side here by mcnutcase2002-10-04 16:39:33
    As am I by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 16:59:29
    What about.. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
      you see, that's the sort of thing I mean by mcnutcase2002-10-04 16:46:29
        Quite. Now turn your messenging back on. (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 16:48:09
          no, I'm off to bed. Night, all. (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-10-04 16:49:01
      That works. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:45:45
ATTN: JPaganel by Glytch782002-10-04 15:47:46
  I thought you've been arrested as a terrorrist... by JPaganel2002-10-04 17:28:56
Anybody notice by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 15:12:34
I'm going to lunch. I hope it doesn't kill me. by trk1822002-10-04 14:31:15
  Flies? That's fish food right? by MenThal2002-10-04 16:36:49
    I'd rather someone did that... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:44:09
      My girlfriend didn't quite approve... by MenThal2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Every fly is sacred, every fly is great.. by MenThal2002-10-04 16:51:15
        Monty Python song was decidedly not FYOS safe ;) ( (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 17:01:07
  You're just NOW going to lunch? I'm going HOME! by ChuckAB2002-10-04 14:52:02
    Home? by wheresthefish2002-10-04 15:02:52
      Lucky bastidge. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:05:00
        You should by wheresthefish2002-10-04 15:32:40
          Some of us aren't made of money. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:33:49
            So what did the Irish do to deserve you? (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-10-04 16:19:17
              Dunno. Wherever the office is. by Naruki2002-10-04 16:42:29
                My boss keeps getting by Nea2002-10-04 17:18:35
              "Father Ted" ring a bell? (n/t) by MenThal2002-10-04 16:42:08
        no pub? by crazysteve2002-10-04 15:14:02
          Naw, I'm closer to Providence. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:15:02
            no no no by crazysteve2002-10-04 15:19:45
              Package Store by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:16:35
                no packages at ours either by crazysteve2002-10-04 16:21:17
            What state are you in???? by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 15:16:27
              it's not that by crazysteve2002-10-04 15:20:48
                Georgia's not much better, though. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:24:39
              Rhode Island. by Llyr2002-10-04 15:17:06
    Yes it was midnight30 which is lunch/dinner to me. (n/t) by trk1822002-10-04 15:01:53
UT2K3 Server by crazysteve2002-10-04 14:18:40
  Speaking of that, join the UFie ut clan! by surgo2002-10-04 16:30:13
  I have decided... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:24:55
    well I'm not a gamer by crazysteve2002-10-04 16:26:14
  I don't have the retail but I have a ? about the (n/t) by trk1822002-10-04 14:28:00
    the whole thing doesn't come up? by crazysteve2002-10-04 14:36:34
    Diary and TLP, Please. (n/t) by greyhat2002-10-04 14:32:31
Song of the Day! by bugarup2002-10-04 13:38:13
  I like that one... by mcnutcase2002-10-04 14:14:01
    I just did :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 14:15:39
  Wheeeeee, SPONGES (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 14:00:04
Do I REALLY want to know this much about someone? by ChuckAB2002-10-04 13:35:46
  By sleep does she mean?? not-FYOS thoughts..bad me (n/t) by trk1822002-10-04 13:39:51
    you sick, sick puppy you. (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:50:44
      puns like that will get you in the dog house <nt> by crazysteve2002-10-04 14:01:31
        You just kennel eave them puns alone, eh? (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 14:07:21
          *long paws* that was terrier-ble (n/t) by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:14:13
            now I'm being dogged for making a bad pun. by crazysteve2002-10-04 14:20:13
              hey, it wasn't you I was hounding by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:23:59
                is that a dachsund in your boxer or did you poodle by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:30:55
                  What a boner! by Naruki2002-10-04 15:10:56
                    Hey, just because you only got one pun in there... by Nickface2002-10-04 15:16:57
                      Yeah, it's better than none. Ahem. ;-) by Naruki2002-10-04 15:22:48
                        Alight, I'll stop hounding you by Nickface2002-10-04 15:25:22
                          I think we kennel get along if we try. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:32:45
                            Watch it or we'll muzzle you yet! (n/t) by theymustbidiots2002-10-04 15:47:41
NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS by NotAGeek2002-10-04 12:58:30
  Wow by pi boy2002-10-04 15:21:31
  See, this just won't work. by munky2002-10-04 14:56:16
  But those protest have been done by Spisefisken2002-10-04 13:11:09
  Please not my sister by Reddy2002-10-04 13:07:10
    That's what the alcohol is for: by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:08:48
      With TOO much alcohol... by Naruki2002-10-04 13:31:35
      That's why I'm staying in by Reddy2002-10-04 13:11:39
        I'm safe no matter how drunk I am. by trk1822002-10-04 13:42:52
          Yum by pi boy2002-10-04 15:10:47
        That's why I'm going out by AdMan2002-10-04 13:25:28
  Brrr, sounds chilly by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:05:41
  Sure! Let's streak St. Charles Avenue. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:01:56
    Arrested? by special_ed2002-10-04 13:02:57
      Ah, Weedhopper, there is a difference. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:06:21
  /me hides on other side of car so wife by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 13:01:27
Interactive Fiction contest has begun! (BDP) by gblues2006-11-19 12:55:59
life is just grand by stig_mata2002-10-04 12:35:45
  Contract law goes both ways. See a lawyer. by gblues2002-10-04 13:05:23
    I hate to say this but by nimdokk2002-10-04 15:15:00
      To your clients. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:16:13
    Plus, chances are the employer wrote by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:28:06
      well talked to em by stig_mata2002-10-04 14:01:08
    Often times if favours the employer by cristobal2002-10-04 13:15:20
      There is such a thing as an unenforcable contract by gblues2002-10-04 13:37:30
    Or wouldn't it be nice by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:10:00
  If you can do it... by Naruki2002-10-04 12:50:27
    wish i could by stig_mata2002-10-04 12:58:14
      I'd talk to a lawyer. by Arcanum2002-10-04 13:50:20
What do you want done with your corpse? by flamebait2002-10-04 12:31:39
  So YOU'RE the one holding up delivery... by skeegenin2002-10-04 19:25:05
  I want to be LOTD'd (n/t) by AdMan2002-10-04 13:48:00
  If there's anything left of me ... by bugarup2002-10-04 13:46:28
    d'oh. The word I meant was trite. by bugarup2002-10-04 13:47:55
  we did this one before by Arienadean2002-10-04 13:44:58
    What four corners? by MenThal2002-10-04 17:00:16
      these 4 corners? by dunham2006-11-19 12:55:59
    But we didn't have the diamond option before. (n/t) by flamebait2002-10-04 14:00:41
      well I'd not do that to my daughter or my dad by Arienadean2002-10-04 14:30:29
        ie gives new meaning to the term grave robber (n/t by Arienadean2002-10-04 14:30:45
  After all the usefull bits have been taken... by Bellator2002-10-04 13:09:40
    I don't understand by flamebait2002-10-04 13:25:58
      I belive in a life after death... by Bellator2002-10-04 13:30:22
    I would also settle for by Bellator2002-10-04 13:13:01
      That would be one honking big hole. by Avium2002-10-04 13:36:59
        At sea of course... by Bellator2002-10-04 13:40:52
          Oh, a Viking funeral. by Avium2002-10-04 13:46:16
            Didn't feel like it... by Bellator2002-10-04 13:55:02
  I want it digged in a total strangers backyard by Spisefisken2002-10-04 13:01:48
    Serial killers would be happy to oblige. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:03:48
      Well of course I should choose the location by Spisefisken2002-10-04 13:06:26
    ----------^ Put a down in there after digged by Spisefisken2002-10-04 13:03:20
  I don't intend to die. by PohlRBear2002-10-04 12:46:57
  blast my decaying body to mars (n/t) by marduk2002-10-04 12:46:26
    Ugh, no damn it. You'll ruin my retirement plans. by MenThal2002-10-04 16:58:34
  honestly, I'll be too dead to care. by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 12:42:06
    Same here (n/t) by Reddy2002-10-04 12:46:47
  Burn it baby! ;) by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 12:38:13
    How are you supposed to enjoy the ride if you're by asunnymoo2002-10-04 12:56:53
      Time machine baby! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 13:03:44
        Shaggadelic!!! (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:16:13
    Yahoo! has only one exclamation point (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 12:42:47
      Actually, added the other two to distinguish by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 12:44:56
  When I die by flamebait2002-10-04 12:36:37
    sounds about perfect... by rottweiler2002-10-04 14:11:32
Update on the AOL computer. by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
print to a printer's IP address (windows shop)? by gatorbytes2002-10-04 12:06:27
  The queue name for most printers is RAW (all caps) (n/t) by justncase2002-10-04 14:16:24
  DOS cannot print to a TCP/IP address. by gblues2002-10-04 12:43:15
    that just might do it.... by gatorbytes2002-10-04 12:55:49
      a note for win2k by gblues2002-10-04 13:07:28
        Thanks! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-10-04 16:58:29
am wantink info on by cybergeek2002-10-04 11:33:43
  Well, in summary to date.... by Snowdog2002-10-04 11:44:14
    that'd be bad, yes... by cybergeek2002-10-04 12:05:05
      Are you at work? by Snowdog2002-10-04 12:14:21
        or School? by Snowdog2002-10-04 12:15:02
          the answer you *want* to hear by cybergeek2002-10-04 18:37:58
  McAfee says... by NorthernCoder2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not sure if this is what you want by whytwolf2002-10-04 11:36:54
Boy trying suicide saved playing Ultima by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  different option: 6 by clodia2002-10-04 20:35:07
  You're missing one: by Illiad2002-10-04 13:28:57
    Do nothing does not always equal uncaring by ShadoCat2002-10-04 16:08:30
    /me raises hand by Ston2002-10-04 15:33:39
  1, 2, and 5. by Snowdog2002-10-04 12:44:56
  When did that happen? by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 12:43:53
    It happened more than once. by Naruki2002-10-04 12:51:15
  All Five ... by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 12:10:16
  #1 and #5... by cmantito2002-10-04 11:33:21
  If I must be truly honest I think I will be #6 by Spisefisken2002-10-04 11:23:22
    I think I'll go with #6 too. by trk1822002-10-04 13:37:32
  #4 by slayer2002-10-04 11:10:48
    I'm just disappointed there wasn't a... by Avium2002-10-04 12:13:57
  BTW, how does one make an emoticon that waves bye? (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 11:02:26
    o/~ by Ston2002-10-04 15:35:51
    'Tis possible on certain bulletin boards. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 11:04:51
  Tough one by krysz2002-10-04 10:56:20
  Number 2 by mcnutcase2002-10-04 10:47:20
    But crash didn't want you to choose 2. by Naruki2002-10-04 10:59:39
      Oh Naruki, don't be so cynical by crash_2002-10-04 11:04:44
      So where does that leave me? by Avium2002-10-04 11:01:37
  5 (n/t) by NorthernCoder2002-10-04 10:45:29
  Most likely 1. by bugarup2002-10-04 10:37:55
    I figured they left the online part off by crash_2002-10-04 10:43:40
      I still play it too. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Probably #1 by jdoverholt2002-10-04 10:33:08
  1 or 5 by Reddy2002-10-04 10:29:02
  Likely 3 or 4. by Avium2002-10-04 10:27:33
    Same here...though I don't think I'd do 4 by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:50:33
  #5 Actions speak louder than words by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:24:59
    After the cops saved his butt, by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:35:16
      Ouch, NOLAWitch! by ktownson2002-10-04 11:08:04
        Men's room graffiti, huh? by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 11:39:41
          Yep. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-10-04 23:40:47
Yo mikosullivan! by krupa2002-10-04 10:17:52
  Groovy! Glad to help. :-) (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-10-04 10:49:04
Geez, I go to lunch, I come back, and the board by crash_2002-10-04 10:13:20
  Him by Nea2002-10-04 10:17:45
    Thanks!! I didn't know that (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 10:24:52
Question for Canadian UFies by cural2002-10-04 09:42:31
  I think this is okay. by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
  try thease sites by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    More sites (Ontario) by vw_fan172006-11-19 12:55:59
Cover your eyes, it's a FORTRAN question. by special_ed2002-10-04 09:23:28
  Thanks, everybody. by special_ed2002-10-04 12:29:52
    nin_man would love to read this... by Naruki2002-10-04 12:33:57
  Just a thought by jdoverholt2002-10-04 10:39:12
  Can't you just do this...? by Nashville2002-10-04 09:44:48
    Yes, but.... by special_ed2002-10-04 09:47:49
      Here's an easier way... by inittab2002-10-04 11:03:04
        slight correction... by inittab2002-10-04 16:49:48
        Now if you REALLY want to get fancy: by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Here's a way by binkley2002-10-04 10:18:19
        word of warning... by cyndis2002-10-04 10:53:23
          Hey- I'm glad to see a few other VAX-ers out there by inittab2002-10-04 11:41:43
        Oi... by special_ed2002-10-04 10:23:03
          SWRF by binkley2002-10-04 10:26:30
          That's what perl code is supposed to look like. by Avium2002-10-04 10:25:45
        Oopps.. by binkley2002-10-04 10:22:03
      Sorry, but... by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 10:12:35
        That's alright. by special_ed2002-10-04 10:21:22
  Wow, Fortran ..... by crankshaft-jr2002-10-04 09:33:29
    Heh. That would really suck. by special_ed2002-10-04 09:41:42
      So? by Naruki2002-10-04 09:43:44
        No, I meant for a card. by special_ed2002-10-04 09:44:47
Dual Boot question... by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 09:01:48
  I didn't realize... by binkley2002-10-04 11:57:41
    Climbing in and out of Volkswagens? by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:31:02
      Dont forget the cream pies! (n/t) by Sieldan2002-10-04 14:04:35
  Yeah, generally... by DaNutBall2002-10-04 09:56:53
    OT: ATTN: DaNutBall by Arienadean2002-10-04 12:15:53
    frown... unfortunately XP requires Partition by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:06:22
how the f... do I download from an ftp site by Spisefisken2002-10-04 09:01:13
  I have it solved now by Spisefisken2002-10-04 09:19:23
    Unfortunately, no SFTP support. by Avium2002-10-04 09:22:30
      But I don' t :-) by Spisefisken2002-10-04 09:23:34
        Stop that! by Avium2002-10-04 09:25:16
          What? by bugarup2002-10-04 09:35:30
            You know what! by Avium2002-10-04 09:36:44
              No, I don't! And what's with the paragraph? by bugarup2002-10-04 09:43:07
          You do realize that the more you guys tell me to by Spisefisken2002-10-04 09:28:21
            Of course. That why I did it. ;-) by Avium2002-10-04 09:34:15
              Umm.../That/s//That's/ (n/t) by Avium2002-10-04 09:35:12
  Are you using a browser or a proper FTP client? by Arcanum2002-10-04 09:05:48
    Hah! Beat you to it! ;-) by Avium2002-10-04 09:06:47
      Yeah, but your suggested client by Arcanum2002-10-04 09:10:54
        What do you mean it's not free. by Avium2002-10-04 09:13:22
          Best FTP client I know. by pecosdave2002-10-04 09:54:11
            For quick and dirty FTP access, yes. by Avium2002-10-04 10:10:03
              Tar/Zip (n/t) by pecosdave2002-10-04 10:36:18
                If I have ssh or telnet, by Avium2002-10-04 10:41:09
  Check out some kind of FTP client. by Avium2002-10-04 09:04:20
    Thanks. by Spisefisken2002-10-04 09:11:33
    A better, free, open-source client: by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Hmm. Clicky-clicky. by Avium2002-10-04 09:12:42
New Virus... by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
GAH! by cybergeek2002-10-04 08:54:01
  subject? by Epiphany02002-10-04 08:57:36
    well, it's advanced intro-to, so... by cybergeek2002-10-04 09:02:55
What's your favorite antivirus? by JPaganel2002-10-04 08:40:08
  f-prot(free) and AntiVir(free) by Arienadean2002-10-04 09:46:40
  Trend Micro - Office Scan by seye2002-10-04 09:10:05
  Currently AVG from Grisoft. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I use Trend Micro by fireballmatt2002-10-04 08:50:17
  AVG, F-Prot and Free-AV.com by myke2002-10-04 08:43:34
Whooops sorry bout that <pre> tag! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:33:40
  Hey Yohimbe, here's an idea... by Arcanum2002-10-04 09:15:53
    Problem is... by special_ed2002-10-04 09:53:40
      Just pick a screen resolution, by Arcanum2002-10-04 10:02:23
        Yep. by special_ed2002-10-04 11:02:52
          Yeah, it appears to be. by Arcanum2002-10-04 11:18:29
          Yay! So my boo-boo led to some constructive by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:16:53
  No doubt about it, youve done a brilliant by DragonLady2002-10-04 08:48:20
    /me runs screaming around Illiways with by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:51:59
      I hope you paid a copyright fee for that .wav file (n/t) by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 09:01:04
        Actually, you don't need to. by Freakazoid2002-10-04 11:28:25
        Oh.. sure... {crossing fingers, nodding, smiling} (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 09:05:00
  *thwack* :) by Llyr2002-10-04 08:34:42
    *thwack* by dire_lobo2002-10-04 08:40:29
      Dizzy from the blows /me starts cackling inanely by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:45:31
        King Features doesn't own the copyright by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 09:19:47
          Yeah... I can see the RIAA producing by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:40:24
            What, they don't have enough evil ideas by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 12:40:03
    /me covers head with hands with rain of blows by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:36:19
      Hrm, defending yourself, eh? by imperito2002-10-04 08:37:43
        AGGH! Not the do! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:40:07
        There are liches in Nethack? by Llyr2002-10-04 08:38:28
          Actually NH got them from D&D by imperito2002-10-04 08:50:21
            Ah. (n/t) by Llyr2002-10-04 08:57:53
            And in D&D.... by imperito2002-10-04 08:52:13
              *points* *mumbles something* FOOOOSH! (n/t) by Snowdog2002-10-04 08:57:19
did someone post something with a <pre> tag in it? by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 08:30:10
  Yup. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
Woops, wrong board. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Can, too. by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 10:20:05
  did the mail have attachments? by bbr2002-10-04 08:33:02
    Nope! by Llyr2002-10-04 08:33:53
      odd people in the world by bbr2002-10-04 08:35:38
        it's a link. by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
Multiplayer Online RPG by bbr2002-10-04 07:52:14
  If your going to play an MMORPG by MikeCDN2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Address no workee-workee. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Who wrote/translated this drivel? by tozzi2002-10-04 08:19:15
      Som1 with lacking english, or automated tool. by bbr2002-10-04 08:20:44
    i admit, i'm lazy (n/t) by bbr2002-10-04 08:07:53
      ragnarok by madjo2002-10-04 08:19:11
Life Gem LOTD by vidar2002-10-04 07:46:57
  hocking the family jewels by pipefish2002-10-04 12:25:54
  Cloning would be far too good for this one! by DragonLady2002-10-04 09:02:49
  6,5,4 . and time wears on. by bbr2002-10-04 08:29:03
  Countdown to moderation 10 - 9 - 8 - 7... (n/t) by breezeblock2002-10-04 07:55:14
    It's borderline by Nea2002-10-04 08:32:11
    what for by bbr2002-10-04 07:56:41
      I would assume non FYOS language. by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:03:04
        really? by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:07:34
          Funny that! by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:13:33
            difference between UK & US. by bbr2002-10-04 08:21:46
        Now you've said it, too! by nin_man2002-10-04 08:07:10
          as a rererence, not as a noun :-p by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:11:04
            Right. by nin_man2002-10-04 08:15:33
              Ouch, by AdMan2002-10-04 08:22:48
                Innuendo thread born again? (n/t) by Radagast302002-10-04 08:27:09
          Stop! Hold on! by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:09:03
      for this: by packet-rat2002-10-04 08:02:53
        well, now... by packet-rat2002-10-04 08:10:07
          yes, and i suppose all the moderators run a list by bbr2002-10-04 08:26:04
        Defined by AdMan2002-10-04 08:06:50
You've been listening to jackhammers too long .... by Snowdog2002-10-04 07:44:14
  Mine too... by AdMan2002-10-04 07:55:34
    Chicago - Wacker drive project by Snowdog2002-10-04 08:09:38
      How do you deal with it? (n/t) by AdMan2002-10-04 08:11:55
        Lots of drugs by Snowdog2002-10-04 08:31:49
          Good Luck! by AdMan2002-10-04 08:54:51
One more plug... by harimad-sol2006-11-19 12:55:59
Mini review of Libranet linux by Kickstart2002-10-04 07:28:01
  Good Humor by ScatCat2002-10-04 10:18:58
    Oh really.... by Kickstart2002-10-04 11:34:32
      I see this fool just left without a rebuttal (n/t) by Kickstart2002-10-04 18:18:05
  Why do I have "COREL" flashing in my brain? (n/t) by breezeblock2002-10-04 07:37:35
The newest Danish Prince has just been named by Spisefisken2002-10-04 06:56:51
  I know three guys named Felix. by bugarup2002-10-04 09:26:39
    You tell em, Morris! by Naruki2002-10-04 09:40:08
  WOW! FELIX NAVIDAD!!! (n/t) by webishop2002-10-04 07:36:49
    ROFLMAO!!!!! (n/t) by packet-rat2002-10-04 08:05:16
  Coulda been worse by mikosullivan2002-10-04 07:12:07
    LOL...yeah...or othelo... (n/t) by count_02002-10-04 07:17:11
      Heck - Juliet woulda been worse yet. by Naruki2002-10-04 07:18:37
  I thought by influx2002-10-04 07:01:43
  I thought it meant "happy?" (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 07:00:01
    It does. by IByte2002-10-04 07:36:16
    I think it is associated with cats from the by crash_2002-10-04 07:04:18
      I think of the magic bag he carried...such power. by trk1822002-10-04 14:08:20
      Actually, it's the latin name.. by NorthernCoder2002-10-04 09:31:33
        Felidae is the name of the whole family by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *Mutters about english not being my native lang.* (n/t) by NorthernCoder2002-10-04 10:49:37
      Actually I think of it as a brand of catfood by SaleGamine2002-10-04 07:58:11
      I tend to think of Mr. Unger. by Naruki2002-10-04 07:15:38
        Damn you now I got that song stuck in my head. by trk1822002-10-04 15:14:15
          It took me 8 hours to scroll down to here by trk1822002-10-04 16:09:03
          Don't blame ME. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:17:11
        Ah, yes. Good old F.U. by Avium2002-10-04 09:10:41
        Who is that? (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 07:42:29
          Younger, then. by Naruki2002-10-04 09:26:40
          You've never seen The Odd Couple? (n/t) by flamebait2002-10-04 07:46:42
            Unless you are referring to my parents, no. (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 10:11:48
              Oscar Madison & Felix Unger. by Naruki2002-10-04 11:04:33
    wow by influx2002-10-04 07:03:12
New computer interface mechanism by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hmm... by DireEyez2002-10-04 22:46:00
  Awesome! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:34:07
  Very cool by jdoverholt2002-10-04 11:14:32
  Not for me... by milamber2002-10-04 08:20:15
  Where can I sign up... (n/t) by samwise2002-10-04 06:53:14
    Link at bottom of page. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Oooh, I want one! by Arcanum2002-10-04 06:48:56
HTML Form help... by Naruki2002-10-04 05:55:55
  Like this by mikosullivan2002-10-04 06:56:07
    Dude! by Naruki2002-10-04 07:12:41
      You just did it. :-) (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-10-04 07:29:27
        Hey, the guide is back! by Naruki2002-10-04 08:32:02
  javascript by prof1872002-10-04 06:14:17
  You could use a TEXTAREA instead... by IByte2002-10-04 06:07:40
    Nope. by Naruki2002-10-04 06:15:10
Subject-only collaborative fiction by mikosullivan2002-10-04 05:46:54
  The ogre said "check that lug nut over there". by mikosullivan2002-10-04 05:47:29
    Why? I asked. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:48:39
      "Cuz I'm sick of windoze!!" by sumbusch2002-10-04 05:52:02
        "Knock them out," I said - this time with quotes. by Naruki2002-10-04 05:57:52
          "Knock what out? Windows just holes in walls." by flamebait2002-10-04 07:44:41
            "Forget it. The lug nut is tight, now what?" by tigermouse2002-10-04 09:59:35
              "Now we must load the llamas", replied the ogre. (n/t) by flamebait2002-10-04 10:21:48
                Loading took far longer than we'd thought, and by tigermouse2002-10-04 10:43:37
                  Illiad was in a hurry. Very soon now he had to be by Naruki2002-10-04 11:05:23
                    inducted into the Society. But wait! A llama was by tigermouse2002-10-04 11:10:32
                      standing in front of the cart, as if by flamebait2002-10-04 11:24:26
                        to protest the abuse of llama rights. But the ogre by asunnymoo2002-10-04 12:20:28
                          just harnessed it to the traces, and by flamebait2002-10-04 12:27:22
                            brandished a fork meaningfully to stifle protests. by Naruki2002-10-04 12:29:46
                              However this was no ordinary llama. It wore tights by asunnymoo2002-10-04 12:36:32
                                and a frilly green tutu, and a pointy hat that had by flamebait2002-10-04 12:41:23
                                a large electromagnet with a switch. The llama by asunnymoo2002-10-04 12:47:09
                                always rode the short bus to school. It had huge by Naruki2002-10-04 12:52:05
                                nostrils and teeth. And when it by Naruki2002-10-04 12:55:54
                                spit, people felt the tremors for miles. However, by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:02:08
                                it was now suffering from a bad case of dry mouth by flamebait2002-10-04 13:10:05
                                so it planted a well-aimed kick on the ogre's by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:19:22
                                shin and bit the ogre's rear with its teeth. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:23:05
                                The ogre roared in pain, turned to the llama, and by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:26:02
                                said, "A moose once bit my sister by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:28:45
                                and now I've been bitten by a llama! Oh, the by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:37:51
                                humiliation of it all!" Illiad said "The Society! by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:46:50
                                If they hear of this..." He turned to the ogre, by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:51:05
                                "We must make sure there are no witnesses." by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:53:07
                                The ogre was stunned. "But, all of them? No, it by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:59:09
                                is insane!!!" Illiad blinked. He pulled out a by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:03:14
                                small dull sphere, and raised it toward the ogre. by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:08:20
                                "Insert this into each witnesses ear and blow on by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:13:30
                                their face." The ogre stirred. "But, boss, by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:16:54
                                wouldn't it be better to use the chloroform on by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:25:20
                                the witnesses?" Then an asteroid blew up the world by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:42:45
                                The ogre woke up and saw the llama staring at him. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 15:03:16
                                It was all a dream! And you were there, and you.. by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:52:02
                                sneezed, the llama in front turned and by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:01:56
                                began to sing: by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:22:11
                                Sting like a butterfly, fly like a bee, by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:25:51
                                run fast as you can, you can't catch me! Then he by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:33:08
                                started punching the ogre like Muhammad Ali. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:42:11
                                The ogre cumpled, whimpering. The llama turned, by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:53:33
                                and started stinging Illiad like a butterfly. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:00:37
                                Illiad laughed cruelly. "Fool! You've forgotten by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:02:38
                                that asteroid!" It blew up the world. (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:44:12
                                "The world reformed eons ago and that sphere is a by asunnymoo2002-10-04 15:06:05
                                grinned at the ogre, as only a llama can, and by flamebait2002-10-04 12:52:00
                                threw the switch. Nothing. Then a low hum by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:00:18
                                and the fork flew through the air, nailing the by flamebait2002-10-04 13:05:15
                                now loosened lug nut to the cart. The llama by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:07:31
                                ran the ogre over with the cart and by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:10:12
                                headed toward freedom. However, by flamebait2002-10-04 13:12:48
                                Illiad shot the llama with a tranquilizer dart. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:14:10
                                it had forgotten Illiad, who by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:13:53
                                threw the unconcious ogre at the llama, hitting by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:48:31
                                it square in the head. The llama was out. Illiad by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:57:11
                                hit the ogre with the electromagnet by asunnymoo2002-10-04 12:59:38
                                The ogre, not being iron, wouldn't have been by flamebait2002-10-04 13:07:04
                                harmed, except for the steel plate. He by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:15:26
                        longing to be claimed (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 12:19:36
        "Well install Linux then!" I said in reply by Greyarea2002-10-04 05:56:57
          "But I need Outlook!" said the Ogre by pecosdave2002-10-04 06:07:45
            "Outlook? No wonder you get virus attacks!" by sumbusch2002-10-04 06:10:29
              "Virus? Is that why I'm sick ?" said the Ogre by Greyarea2002-10-04 06:15:30
                "Yes, it is," I replied. Poor guy, has klez.. by i_am_pi2002-10-04 06:33:06
                  So I gave him a Bearhug to make him feel better by Spisefisken2002-10-04 06:52:48
                    Using protection of course, so I wouldn't catch it (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 07:11:43
                      Little did I know it was all for naught, because by tigermouse2002-10-04 11:12:18
                        my protection was to loose and it got in anyways by pecosdave2002-10-04 11:54:01
                          Um, considering the current state of your fiance by crash_2002-10-04 12:18:02
                    infection was so bad puss ran out his ears by pecosdave2002-10-04 07:09:44
                      So I told him, "That's yummy, Klez." by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 07:40:38
          Nonplussed, the ogre smashed the windows. by Naruki2002-10-04 05:59:07
            Glass spewed across the room and landed in the eye (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 06:06:42
              floating there. You feel a strange mental acuity. (n/t) by imperito2002-10-04 07:06:07
                And wonder, can the eye still see me w/the glass? (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 07:16:24
                  and if not, what am I going to do with... by Greyarea2002-10-04 07:48:18
                    this freaking lug nut? by tigermouse2002-10-04 10:01:12
                      Screw it on the nut you dumb ogre! said the boss (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 10:35:39
                        "Screw a nut onto a nut? And you call me dumb?" (n/t) by flamebait2002-10-04 10:38:23
                          I sighed. My boss and my ogre peer were both nuts by tigermouse2002-10-04 10:46:37
                            and I just wanted to bolt by flamebait2002-10-04 11:22:43
                              Out of the NASA Space Shuttle maintenance shop (n/t) by crash_2002-10-04 11:55:35
                                But I knew they'd never let me go: I knew too much by tigermouse2002-10-04 12:55:05
                                Not that I knew anything about NASA of course, by flamebait2002-10-04 13:00:36
                                except they read minds, had enormous floating eyes by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:12:09
                                and a large number of ogres working to by flamebait2002-10-04 13:21:05
                                take over the world. And if that wasn't enough, I by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:24:26
                                had to fly the shuttle into orbit after by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:31:29
                                designing and building a new engine. Thank God we by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:36:03
                                already installed a Hal9000 as our autopilot. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:44:12
                                Then Hal9000 said,"Where do you want to go today?" (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 13:50:40
                                The boss said, "Allright whose the joker?" I tried by asunnymoo2002-10-04 13:58:35
                                to bring up the prompt. Nothing. "This doesn't by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:00:56
                                have a command prompt. It must be XP." I took the by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:09:09
                                front panel off, and gasped. "Someone has by tigermouse2002-10-04 14:19:54
                                put pudding in the circuitry!" I started licking by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:26:43
                                the circuitry and an asteroid blew up the planet. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:40:31
                                The planet reformed back to its original state. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:59:57
                                "I'm hallucinating," I said to the ogre. Remind by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:56:18
                                "Gah!" cried the ogre, "what's wrong with HAL?" by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:55:38
                                "Nothing Dave." Hal then destroyed the world. (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:49:36
                                But Hal was tricked. It was a simulation. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:59:06
                                OT: Question by Nea2002-10-04 14:53:21
                                OT: Answer by asunnymoo2002-10-04 14:57:57
Suggestive? by klaranth2002-10-04 04:29:24
  Yeah, you can almost hear the dirty minds now by crash_2002-10-04 10:41:56
  I noticed that also by DireEyez2002-10-04 05:00:40
  that was a very un-fyos comment ;) (n/t) by bbr2002-10-04 04:35:03
    My comment could´ve been worse ... by klaranth2002-10-04 05:12:01
      That's not all spit is good for... by AdMan2002-10-04 05:39:56
        No, I meant the "Cover yourself with this .." one (n/t) by klaranth2002-10-04 07:05:23
          ure right. by bbr2002-10-04 07:36:50
            Nah... by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:52:55
    Well, by BoisePaul2002-10-04 05:06:51
      yesterday's demon thread wasnt completely either.. by bbr2002-10-04 05:29:12
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-10-04 04:00:04
  1 to 1 by prof1872002-10-04 06:16:26
    could mean anything. by bbr2002-10-04 06:25:17
      nothing to do w/ decyphering by prof1872002-10-04 07:34:09
  nickel and dime by bbr2002-10-04 04:28:18
    5x10 grid. (n/t) by bbr2002-10-04 04:28:36
LOTD question by oli2002-10-04 03:54:14
  Of course. by huitzilopochtli2002-10-04 10:09:11
    It's my understanding that- by raistmaj422002-10-04 10:19:34
      I'm not expert myself either by huitzilopochtli2002-10-04 10:39:23
  How to make a diamond... by tozzi2002-10-04 08:26:01
    THE Superman or Husband of Venus? by raistmaj422002-10-04 10:07:25
      Ok, how does one have a Linebreak? (n/t) by raistmaj422002-10-04 10:09:24
        If you have HTML in your posts by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Heh. I'm on a roll today. ;-) by Avium2002-10-04 10:22:12
            Ah... My thanks to the two of you. by raistmaj422002-10-04 10:26:12
              It's Friday afternoon. by Avium2002-10-04 10:29:19
                But- but... by raistmaj422002-10-04 11:52:51
        <br> Standard HTML stuff. by Avium2002-10-04 10:15:55
    Yep! I saw that movie too! by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:48:28
    One bonus from using this method by flamebait2002-10-04 08:48:06
  Yes. by zona2002-10-04 04:26:13
    Nope by ideur2002-10-04 04:51:25
      No, under black light the man made ones glow by JustnCase2002-10-04 05:02:26
        Russian Diamonds... by nelzie2002-10-04 07:30:41
          u sure they arent radioactive? ;) (n/t) by bbr2002-10-04 08:27:20
  Seems that another one had the same idea :-) (n/t) by oli2002-10-04 03:57:18
Is todays LOTD a joke or is it a genuine scam? by breezeblock2002-10-04 03:38:20
  Here's an idea. by Avium2002-10-04 12:28:27
  The idea vaguely reminds me by jdoverholt2002-10-04 12:04:58
  Actually... by LthrOttr2002-10-04 11:40:48
  Just thought of something by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:06:44
    Or maybe not by knightsofni2002-10-04 07:11:29
    Have you heard about the artist? by Avium2002-10-04 07:10:14
      Found a news clipping. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Yeurk is what comes to mind... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 08:17:46
  Just a little cynical, are we? by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:03:38
    Well I must admit I find the thought a tad by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:59:32
      But honey.... by arbuckle2002-10-04 05:59:38
        Not that way, no. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:05:30
          Interesting, isn't it? by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 07:27:12
            Yes... because in a way by SaleGamine2002-10-04 08:47:32
              hmmmmm SaleGamine yummy. <n/t> by trk1822002-10-04 15:41:20
                Brings new light to the term by DireEyez2002-10-04 20:24:41
              Here's hoping by ihatewindoze2002-10-04 09:05:21
            "The body is just an empty container, by flamebait2002-10-04 08:01:29
  It is possible by ideur2002-10-04 03:58:12
    Saw a documentary a couple of years ago by knightsofni2002-10-04 04:05:38
      Probably saw the same documentary by nitpickin2002-10-04 06:16:08
        Nova link by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        They won't be worth much... by nelzie2002-10-04 07:38:48
  Isn't 'genuine scam' a bit of an oxymoron? by IByte2002-10-04 03:46:26
    Out of context, yes.... by milamber2002-10-04 08:29:08
      Not likely. by flamebait2002-10-04 08:52:42
    Nope. by flamebait2002-10-04 08:17:20
    it's a hell of an oxymoron! by breezeblock2002-10-04 03:58:09
      So tell me this... by DireEyez2002-10-04 20:16:48
  With the use of a tetrahedral hammer, by caffine-iv2002-10-04 03:39:31
Hasn't anybody posted this yet!? by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
Nasty little bug by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Received three (!!) copies of this one last night by dcnblues2002-10-04 09:04:55
  Ooh looky! by pecosdave2002-10-04 04:56:47
    Trick there... by DireEyez2002-10-04 19:48:33
  Wheee! by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:06:19
    Symantec being on top of things?! by surgo2002-10-04 04:19:25
      Soon to be joining the ranks of the... by ShadoCat2002-10-04 16:33:37
      Spam? by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 06:35:00
        there's several "mass-mailers" that front for SYM by dcnblues2002-10-04 09:00:24
  Klez is still bouncing around as well. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah yes, good old Klez ... by bugarup2002-10-04 03:35:29
      Klez... by waynephinney2002-10-04 03:56:14
What D&D character are you? by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Neutral Good Elf Ranger Druid by nkjv2002-10-04 23:55:44
  Neutral evil mage thief (strange combination) (n/t) by surgo2002-10-04 18:29:56
  Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Thief by wheresthefish2002-10-04 16:37:57
  That's cool. Elf/mage/ranger fear my skillz. by trk1822002-10-04 14:25:32
    Elves are evil. by bugarup2002-10-04 14:33:27
      Yeah that's what I said Elves are cool. (n/t) by trk1822002-10-04 15:48:31
        So ... you're one of THEM too. by bugarup2002-10-04 16:05:11
          So if I'm an Evil Elf, does that make me a Drow? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 22:58:52
  Of course, I am really a.... by nelzie2002-10-04 13:12:27
    I'm an Enchanted Motorcycle-Mu-Fu. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 13:54:03
  Chaotic Good Elf Mage Ranger by Kickstart2002-10-04 12:39:31
  My D&D Character... by cmantito2002-10-04 11:48:24
  True Neutral Dwarf Ranger Fighter by mcnutcase2002-10-04 11:07:13
  Hmmm... I'm just like by raistmaj422006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sorry; forgot the strikelist by raistmaj422002-10-04 11:09:53
  True Neutral, Elf, Druid/Ranger (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-10-04 10:59:11
  Wow by GeminiDomino22002-10-04 10:30:49
  Took this test a while ago by Ston2002-10-04 10:28:47
  There are at least 3 LJ groups by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Neutral Good Elf Bard Ranger Follower Of Oghma by Arienadean2002-10-04 10:19:32
  Believe it or not... by adiplomat2002-10-04 10:18:29
    So am I! by Mew-ra2002-10-04 18:00:32
  Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger by The_Fool762002-10-04 09:59:48
  Lawful Good Elf Ranger Mage by Nashville2002-10-04 09:59:12
  I shoulda guessed... by Illiad2002-10-04 09:36:43
  Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Fighter by dire_lobo2002-10-04 09:05:53
  Chaotic Good Elf Bard Mage by Nea2002-10-04 08:59:02
    Be afraid... be VERY afraid... by adiplomat2002-10-04 10:21:16
      So is SaleGamine (n/t) by Nea2002-10-04 10:42:32
  Lawful Good Elf Ranger Thief by tigermouse2002-10-04 08:40:38
  i'm a Chaotic Good Elf Mage Fighter! by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:39:20
  True Neutral Gnome Ranger Bard by Llyr2002-10-04 08:28:42
  Lawful good elf ranger. by Sehmket2002-10-04 08:21:43
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-10-04 08:20:48
    Moderated for breaking the board formatting by Nea2002-10-04 08:36:17
      /me blushes profusely. by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:50:16
  Chaotic Good Wood Elf Mage/Bard by nelzie2006-11-19 12:55:59
  True Neutral Half-Elf Ranger Druid by nix2002-10-04 08:08:03
  Chaotic Good Dwarf Cleric Fighter (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-10-04 08:01:53
  Actual DnD Characters - LG Paladin, CG Rogue/Wiz by Eddy_D2002-10-04 07:57:56
    I _like_ it! :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 10:48:10
  I'm a Neutral Evil Human Thief. by nin_man2002-10-04 07:35:50
    No no,... by special_ed2002-10-04 07:54:17
      Oh, I have to take the WHOLE test? by nin_man2002-10-04 07:56:11
  Lawful Good Dwarf Ranger Thief by polaryzed2002-10-04 07:32:36
  Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Mage by flamebait2002-10-04 07:29:58
    Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Mage -- makes 2 of us (n/t) by packet-rat2002-10-04 07:53:38
  Lawful Good Dwarf Fighter Ranger by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger by nuitari2002-10-04 07:18:29
  Neutral Good Elf Bard Ranger by Taolie2006-11-19 12:55:59
    This is weird by Taolie2002-10-04 06:54:37
  Lawful Neutral Elf Bard Fighter by davydd2002-10-04 06:33:37
  Chaotic Good Elf Mage Monk by cartamusica2002-10-04 06:13:53
  True Neutral Dwarf Bard Ranger by NavyJoe2002-10-04 05:54:20
  True Neutral Elf Ranger Bard by influx2002-10-04 05:49:21
  this thing is bugged as heck. by bbr2002-10-04 05:42:46
    It must just be the group of people by NavyJoe2002-10-04 06:00:10
  I´m Chaotic EVIL Elf Mage Ranger! Mwahahahahahaha! (n/t) by Dark hamster2002-10-04 05:36:22
  Lawful Good Elf Ranger Bard by plblark2002-10-04 05:25:17
    Me too! Is this a good thing? (n/t) by Dazed2002-10-04 14:10:01
    OK, all the stuff: by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lawful Neutral Dwarf Ranger Fighter by Greyarea2002-10-04 04:54:39
  Am I the only Neutral Good Elf Ranger Mage? by shana2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Gnome? by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:13:47
    Hiya fellow gnome! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:25:32
      Gnomes don't sing by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 10:17:39
        Yeah! That's the way to do it! ;) (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:08:16
  Neutral Evil Half-Orc Monk Druid follower of Cyric by jeditheduck2002-10-04 03:49:04
  Chaotic Good Half-Elf Fighter Ranger by fore_deck2002-10-04 03:42:53
  True Neutral Elf Bard Thief by knightsofni2002-10-04 03:23:23
  True Neutral Elf Mage Monk (N/T) by scottpesj12002-10-04 03:16:53
    Forgot discription... sorry. by scottpesj12002-10-04 03:18:26
  Noooo, i dont wanna be a dwarf. by bbr2002-10-04 03:15:13
    Humans Evil? by bbr2002-10-04 06:48:04
    most times the dwarf by Klymer2002-10-04 03:24:31
      well no.. out last one. by bbr2002-10-04 04:27:38
      Reminds me of my Sesheyan in our Alternity game. by bugarup2002-10-04 03:30:58
  Lawful Evil Human Paladin Ranger by slayer2002-10-04 03:14:44
  I don't get it... by Znirk2002-10-04 03:12:08
    you shouldn't kill by Klymer2002-10-04 03:13:57
      <Deleted><Deleted>2002-10-04 03:38:11
        Moderated: double post (n/t) by Nea2002-10-04 09:05:22
        MODS! (Subtitle: Netscape Hates Me) (n/t) by Znirk2002-10-04 03:42:42
      Exactly the reason why I'm wondering. by Znirk2002-10-04 03:36:01
        Yes, well ... by bugarup2002-10-04 03:45:21
  Hmmm .. by DragonLady2002-10-04 03:09:34
    Hiya fellow gnome! by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:24:28
  I'm a half-elf by Tomo2002-10-04 03:08:52
    And I do use a hunting bow... (n/t) by Tomo2002-10-04 03:09:10
  well i am a by Klymer2002-10-04 03:03:48
  Interesting by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:59:42
    Very odd... by DireEyez2002-10-04 19:40:12
      Funny... by DireEyez2002-10-04 19:41:20
    Interesting. by bugarup2002-10-04 03:18:57
      Check the details... by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:26:15
  Okay, here's mine :P by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:48:14
  According to the test by samwise2002-10-04 02:46:33
  I'm a by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:36:41
    I'm a Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Bard... by count_02002-10-04 06:28:36
      Me too. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 07:01:50
    how appropriate by plblark2002-10-04 05:28:44
  I actually built my own character for D&D.. by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:32:28
Oh, I see SOMEBODY by Rogerb0rg2002-10-04 02:17:19
  hehe... by karlika2002-10-04 03:44:14
    We all know by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:15:19
      I'm not complaining (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 04:22:55
Book request by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I found several places by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  also try Amazon, & Powell's used books by webishop2002-10-04 07:53:31
  Barnes & Noble by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trading thread) by adiplomat2002-10-04 01:39:30
  continuation of PCI 56K Modem thread from Yesterdy by plblark2002-10-04 05:34:47
  continuation of the old[er] processors from yester by surgo2002-10-04 04:14:01
    continuation of Box 'o 486 DX33's from yesterday . by plblark2002-10-04 05:35:45
    *ding* by otterr2002-10-04 04:42:07
      how much for the... by surgo2002-10-04 12:54:03
  *shakes and turns red* by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:41:32
    I'll buy it! (n/t) by mwq2002-10-04 04:02:03
    Caf? Please don't do this? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:48:23
      Oh! by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:49:57
    *Get's out deo spray* by samwise2002-10-04 01:47:39
    I'd like to know where the Turkish music is coming by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:45:59
Damn, Red Dwarf isn't show around here... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:35:42
  How about bugging the crap out of the SciFi by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 13:33:05
    Considering I've not seen even one episode... by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:26:58
  I got 'em all! by breezeblock2002-10-04 02:35:14
    Figures (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:42:05
      I have a multi-system vcr :) by trk1822002-10-04 16:02:21
        I think I can afford $20 for the first 3 episodes. by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:37:13
      I'm sure there are transfer servicesto conv by plblark2002-10-04 05:58:51
        Yeah but... by breezeblock2002-10-04 07:35:33
          I use 8 hour VHS tapes... by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:28:20
The Seti@Home Thread by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Does anyone have time to check by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 08:22:21
    We are in 69th place overall!!! by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That's a good number, but... by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 09:51:09
        Just turned on my space heater for the winter. by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 10:05:52
          Are you up North? by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:15:45
            Well, relatively speaking, yes. by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 10:36:06
              Brrrrrrrrrr! Denver is too cold for me. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:41:22
                No decent weather here; only extremes. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 13:52:35
                Mmmmmmm... Snooooow..... by Ston2002-10-04 12:40:51
                  That would be "Nightmare Before Christmas" by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 12:47:33
  I'm in by traffic_hazard2002-10-04 06:41:48
    thankee kindly! (n/t) by plblark2002-10-04 07:10:30
  292 work units..... by Greyarea2002-10-04 04:42:31
    Thank you! by caffine-iv2002-10-04 04:43:46
  Ufie just gained 35 work units. by bbr2002-10-04 02:55:55
    Yeah, I may change groups by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:22:09
    Thanks :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:57:27
  I already joined the group by diGriz2002-10-04 01:39:19
Brave and Amazing little girl by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:04:27
  hmm I think they call that procedure by Arienadean2002-10-04 11:02:52
  Sure is ... by Medentic2002-10-04 02:19:06
  Hmph... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:22:26
    *hands tissue* by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:26:05
      yeah yeah.. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:28:19
Eep! In half an hour.... by lestat2002-10-04 00:56:31
  Humor is your friend. by kahuana2002-10-04 01:22:44
    Yeah, fake it by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:23:47
      More smarter? by Naruki2002-10-04 07:21:40
        but only in a more perfect world..... (n/t) by webishop2002-10-04 07:56:35
  Kick the creator of the material... by diGriz2002-10-04 01:01:53
    Amusingly enough... by lestat2002-10-04 01:08:43
Driver probs by diGriz2002-10-04 00:48:25
  driverguide.com by zona2002-10-04 01:01:52
  Google gives some hits... by lestat2002-10-04 01:00:15
Mandrake in linux by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:23:33
  works fine by ALphascorpii2002-10-04 03:52:40
    I might take you up on that by Spisefisken2002-10-04 05:51:56
      feel free! (n/t) by ALphascorpii2002-10-04 06:59:45
  UMSDOS by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:43:55
  LInk for further details by Spisefisken2002-10-04 00:39:30
    probly cause it's ftp by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:27:12
I think she likes hte idea :) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:25:28
  The Hips: It's a woman thing... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:36:40
    It's comfortable. by zona2002-10-04 00:47:45
      Yes, more comfortable than standing strait by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:48:25
        I can't stand either way :P by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:06:16
          You're too young to be a wreck. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:26:07
        couldn't really explain why... by zona2002-10-04 00:53:40
          You can't do it with shoes on? by nin_man2002-10-04 08:13:59
            Swell, if it's not a round knob. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:23:48
              You've got quite the talented tushie. by nin_man2002-10-04 10:58:21
                No, can't open bottles. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 11:43:37
                Actually, I understand the most profitable by Naruki2002-10-04 11:08:50
                  Kruggerands are more profitable. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 11:44:13
            Talk about leading with yer chin! by breezeblock2002-10-04 08:57:20
              I'm more concerned... by nin_man2002-10-04 09:07:54
          Or the other known trick by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:56:38
            *grin* by zona2002-10-04 01:01:01
              Um... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:16:51
                *grin* by zona2002-10-04 01:28:30
                  Yes... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:37:18
                    Its a female thing ..:) by DragonLady2002-10-04 02:16:00
                      Go on ;> by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:33:11
                      Teehee! by zona2002-10-04 02:20:26
  *good grief* by nawft2002-10-04 00:32:28
    *beats nawft with a large blunt heavy object* by cybergeek2002-10-04 00:43:59
      What's wrong? Just use Expand All ... by bugarup2002-10-04 00:49:19
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-10-04 00:11:46
  Church of England (n/t) by ideur2002-10-04 00:26:03
  Protestant. by Illiad2002-10-04 00:21:08
    The Hood? (n/t) by efti2002-10-04 00:26:45
      If you're going to answer a question by Nea2002-10-04 00:28:59
        Coming up with the new question is harder by efti2002-10-04 00:38:57
          I know ... by Newromancer2002-10-04 00:58:11
        Sorry by efti2002-10-04 00:37:49
          AT&T by Newromancer2002-10-04 00:41:36
            Silly Answer by nimdokk2002-10-04 08:02:46
              Hannibal by archnerd2002-10-04 10:43:03
                Guy Steele, looks like. by SarekOfVulcan2002-10-04 22:48:55
                No by nimdokk2002-10-04 14:42:15
                  *cough* by archnerd2002-10-04 17:49:20
        What's wrong with stalling? by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:35:42
          We should change the rules ... by Newromancer2002-10-04 00:38:22
            We used to have the time limit set to by Nea2002-10-04 00:50:01
              Trivia Pursuit Genius Edition for Geeks by Newromancer2002-10-04 01:02:16
                I saw a commercial for the 20th Anniversary ed. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:14:36
            15 minutes if no question asked. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:40:28
  Me thinks... by efti2002-10-04 00:19:22
    Guess you answered 1st.Your Question? (n/t) by Newromancer2002-10-04 00:36:00
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'll take a cup of hot chocolate. by Bellator2002-10-04 11:02:30
    *serves* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 13:04:22
  /me steals a hug, warm fuzzy, and a chair in back. by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 07:46:59
    {{{{BuggedEyes}}}} by SaleGamine2002-10-04 08:11:41
      :*) tx! (n/t) by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:31:55
  Ooh that does sound good. by P.Buttercup2002-10-04 06:26:26
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:40:34
      That's ok by P.Buttercup2002-10-04 07:00:31
        LOL by SaleGamine2002-10-04 07:47:11
          Lunch time :) by P.Buttercup2002-10-04 11:31:10
  Irish Coffee by krysz2002-10-04 06:08:10
    *Brings Irish coffee* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:11:07
      breakfast here by krysz2002-10-04 06:12:14
        Nice choices of breakfasts by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:16:48
          Thanks by krysz2002-10-04 06:22:49
            Fry up it is then. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:25:23
              wow by krysz2002-10-04 06:28:46
                See you soon. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:41:04
  Good Morning by Reddy2002-10-04 06:04:42
    Still drizzling here by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:09:32
      Oh yes please by Reddy2002-10-04 06:10:58
        I'm still in western Switzerland.... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:13:44
          OK by Reddy2002-10-04 06:29:24
            When you can see anything it is. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:43:26
              If its like by Reddy2002-10-04 06:53:39
  Hello again by ideur2002-10-04 05:49:17
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:51:09
      Guess in the worst case by ideur2002-10-04 05:53:55
        Oh no! by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:59:06
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by wiseguy5862002-10-04 04:46:53
    *Serves Pitr-Cola* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:57:19
      Heh by wiseguy5862002-10-04 21:17:29
  Returns after a small Leave by Y2KDragon2002-10-04 04:25:50
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:32:05
  mmmmmm Irish Coffee by plblark2002-10-04 03:47:40
    I'm sorry :( by caffine-iv2002-10-04 04:49:24
      Why sorry? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:55:44
        odd, mine always remain light-tight if somewhat by plblark2002-10-04 05:05:51
    *Serves two Irish coffees* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:30:41
      Mmmm... Hey, did I see that ... by plblark2002-10-04 05:04:40
        So it shouldn't by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:13:10
          Y Tu, GoldHeart? (n/t) by plblark2002-10-04 05:30:00
            Not me. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:47:56
              heh by plblark2002-10-04 06:17:06
                <Deleted><Deleted>2002-10-04 06:19:50
                  double post as requested :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-10-04 07:32:59
                    Who requested a Double Post? :-) by plblark2002-10-04 07:37:51
                  Mods! Please? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:20:42
                And we have a winner in our great by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:19:47
  sits down, takes out a cigarette. *waves* by samwise2002-10-04 03:10:24
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:29:05
      Works fine by samwise2002-10-04 05:26:55
  Looking towards "Avisa Nordland"..... by nasieh2002-10-04 02:37:43
    *Serves Heineken* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:39:15
      Thanks by nasieh2002-10-04 02:49:32
        You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:56:46
          Aaahhh... by nasieh2002-10-04 03:06:13
            *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 04:27:50
  Hiya by syren2002-10-04 01:16:07
    *comforts* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:18:48
      cheers by syren2002-10-04 07:51:15
  Goodmorning sweetie by Spisefisken2002-10-04 00:33:35
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:50:41
      Well the IIS part is fixed by Spisefisken2002-10-04 05:00:17
        Need another one? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 05:02:48
  I'll take a dew... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:25:54
    Hey DireEyez.. by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:24:31
      Nope, never done IRC that I remember by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:34:23
        Hm. How odd. by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:35:26
          Dire Wolves are extinct...but still popular to a by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:09:50
            Gotcha ;) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 03:21:37
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:47:11
      Because the compliments generally are intended by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:13:13
        You may have a point there. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:16:32
          ::wicked grin:: by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:43:49
            *Gives soothing cream for pricking thumbs* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:49:38
              OK, my brain isn't comprehending, and I know it by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:51:36
                Could be my fault by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:55:16
                  Yes, by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:06:28
                    's ok by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:08:28
                      's a good quote (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:12:17
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:22:42
    :) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:43:49
      Yeah =) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:45:55
        Sounds like a good idea by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:27:58
          Course it is, it was my idea :D by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:00:29
            No rings I hope by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:01:29
              Not yet! by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:04:53
                Well, that was the context I was thinking of by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:07:24
                  Correction: That was NOT the .... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:14:28
                  Eh? by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:10:04
                    Musta been Nea by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:13:36
                      Since I haven't been on ICQ for months by Nea2002-10-04 10:10:55
                        But being the Incubus of Confusion by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:43:44
                      Nup. by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:17:56
                        Temptations by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:36:15
                    Well that may be because I have just realised by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:13:24
                      Ahh by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:17:07
                        And get chaised by Nazgul by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:35:33
                          You want to be a Nazgul by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:36:46
                            no... by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:39:45
  GOOD MORNIN' by Radagast302002-10-04 00:20:39
    :) Bats? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:41:52
      You're not an old bat by Radagast302002-10-04 01:21:43
        Come back... I swae I don't have rabies by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:24:42
          I think the intention was that by mwq2002-10-04 04:14:32
            *peeks* by Radagast302002-10-04 06:50:49
          Not swae, swear.... (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:25:52
            You picked up a Boston accent... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:42:09
              I wouldn't know the difference by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:50:52
                That it ain't. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:07:05
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-10-04 00:20:16
    *Serves Henniez* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:40:43
      Worried about what? by ideur2002-10-04 00:50:20
        Hey, worrying is my second favourite by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:06:17
          Don't worry, be happy! by ideur2002-10-04 01:18:49
            Thank you by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:20:35
              Come over here by ideur2002-10-04 01:31:48
  after the national day off by Klymer2002-10-04 00:19:42
    Ohhhh, yes please. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:39:29
      *hands over* by Klymer2002-10-04 00:42:02
        Thank you by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:45:00
          yes *laughs* by Klymer2002-10-04 00:48:27
            He he... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:49:27
              of course i was by Klymer2002-10-04 00:55:30
  200 CCs of caffiene, STAT! by slayer2002-10-04 00:17:10
    How terrible for you. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:38:17
    Inserts Caffeine IV by Radagast302002-10-04 00:26:22
      I don't think he'd appreciate you inserting him by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:34:13
        *keeps his eyes closed* by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:36:52
          I got a video clip... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:49:38
            I saw it =P (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:50:23
              heh... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:08:18
        Some just had to say it didn't they? by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:35:53
          Yes (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:48:45
  Moin, Jo! by diGriz2002-10-04 00:16:06
    Tchô! by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:37:02
      I downloaded it... by diGriz2002-10-04 00:40:28
        Ohhhhh by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:45:55
          Well... by diGriz2002-10-04 00:50:04
  *flops down with lunch* by zona2002-10-04 00:12:03
    Humm, it's chicken curry today. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:35:29
      Yum!! by zona2002-10-04 00:46:04
        *Serves portion of curry and rice* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:53:31
          Perfect! by zona2002-10-04 00:54:48
            You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:17:49
  Good morning by Barkeeper2002-10-04 00:10:31
    Ok, so one Pitr-Cola to start with by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:34:38
  A tea, if you please. by Illiad2002-10-04 00:08:23
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:32:29
      ::whispers:: 'conspiracy' (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:41:35
        It must be. by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:43:05
          Perhaps Illiad and he know each other... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:45:40
            Or maybe, Illiad is by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:46:40
              That would be one heck by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:51:57
                Was hast du gesagt? by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:07:16
                  You don't by diGriz2002-10-04 01:10:57
                    I can pretend ;) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 01:16:50
                    In deed not by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:15:25
                      no Comment...none at all...not a one... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:30:31
                        The fifth has no validity in Switzerland. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:34:48
                          But I'm on US soil... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:47:57
                            Not in MY café you aren't... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 01:56:14
                              I'm here in spirit... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:09:24
                                I didn't say you had... by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:11:31
                                Sure I can... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:36:57
    Hey, haven't seen you in here before! by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:22:10
      Dankeschoen! by Illiad2002-10-04 00:23:41
        Bitte! by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:31:28
      That's cause the creme pies that go flying... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:23:37
        *takes one for the `toonist* by caffine-iv2002-10-04 00:26:20
          And while yer cleaning up... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:38:07
            'toonist must not like Cherry Pie by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:10:54
              Sorry, I'd help by SaleGamine2002-10-04 02:25:21
                that sounds good by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:40:48
  every day is a T day ;) by count_02002-10-04 00:08:17
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-10-04 00:30:29
<homer> mmm, cling wrap </homer> by slayer2002-10-04 00:03:13
  No by ideur2002-10-04 00:15:55
    Now you gone and ruined a perfectly good fantasy by nibbler2002-10-04 00:27:01
      i can handle this by Klymer2002-10-04 00:33:50
        Melting Shrink Wrap...would cause scarring by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:42:49
          well, if i might speculate by Klymer2002-10-04 00:46:59
            Couldn't get sharks. Had to use sea bass. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:19:26
              Did they at least have frickin' laser beams? by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 10:22:17
                Of course. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:27:47
            The sharks won't touch him. by YakkoWarner2002-10-04 10:12:31
            But don't use to much wrap by ideur2002-10-04 03:26:09
            I did say... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:10:56
          no, not scarred... by nibbler2002-10-04 00:45:57
            You want a plastic woman? by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:10:13
  ShrinkyDinks! by zona2002-10-04 00:04:33
but...but...but... by cybergeek2002-10-04 00:03:11
  Methinks he got so much praise for his female body by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:20:14
    okay, that subject line... by cybergeek2002-10-04 00:23:41
      heh... by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:39:08
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  How come the speleng natsee has missed this? (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-10-04 16:43:31
    which this? by Nea2002-10-04 17:03:14
      Well, by wheresthefish2002-10-04 17:10:07
        much shame by nawft2002-10-05 00:14:30
  What should I know? by tigermouse2002-10-04 13:47:32
  How can we by raistmaj422002-10-04 11:40:52
  Will that be permanent content of QOTD henceforth? by huitzilopochtli2002-10-04 10:44:01
    Similar to by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:32:54
      I believe flog is the action. by Nea2002-10-04 17:46:06
        Why am I not surprised that you know. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:54:32
          'cause I'm ever so smart? by Nea2002-10-04 17:56:06
            Cause you've brought up the by DireEyez2002-10-04 18:13:20
  Obligatory >;-) by DaNutBall2002-10-04 10:04:38
    Speeeeeling Natzeee to zhe rescue! by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:11:40
  What's the meaning of life? by asunnymoo2002-10-04 09:14:44
    Reproduction by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:27:09
    Answered the first one on Aspectus. ;-) by Naruki2002-10-04 09:34:43
      Oh great, another productivity killer...:) (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 10:01:23
  Can't we all just get along on this pale blue dot by asunnymoo2002-10-04 09:07:47
    No (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:28:43
  How is beef corned?? (n/t) by asunnymoo2002-10-04 09:02:53
    soaked in brine by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Has to do with the digestive tract (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:29:36
  Why? by Reddy2002-10-04 08:51:05
  How can I find the fully annotated map by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 08:30:41
    You can't. by Naruki2002-10-04 09:35:55
      Sigh... just gotta figure out how to zoom by BuggedEyes2002-10-04 11:07:26
  What is the key to understanding the human psyche? (n/t) by Sehmket2002-10-04 08:22:28
    Don't hold onto preconceived notions by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:41:01
    What makes you think there is one? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:29:00
      A psyche or a key? (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 09:07:27
        a key. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 10:44:51
  As peopel get closer to larger cities, by theonlyphreak2002-10-04 07:49:09
    What I learned when I moved to CT... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:40:07
  How does the universe work? (n/t) by Arcanum2002-10-04 07:01:25
    Hamsters and Treadmills (n/t) by knightsofni2002-10-04 07:08:49
      That's not a full answer. by Arcanum2002-10-04 07:34:35
        The true answer is... by Greyarea2002-10-04 07:43:05
  What's the difference between a potato? by IByte2002-10-04 06:55:28
    A: Blue by Greyarea2002-10-04 07:01:05
      A: 2.35 bilateraly attached by pecosdave2002-10-04 07:12:36
        A: Not with Euclidean geometry by IByte2002-10-04 07:15:53
          A: Yes, she's called triv by Greyarea2002-10-04 07:21:42
  Why? (n/t) by funtime2002-10-04 06:35:58
    Because HE said so ! (n/t) by Greyarea2002-10-04 07:51:58
  Is there intelligent life outside of Earth? by mikosullivan2002-10-04 06:06:09
    But it's an important question! by IByte2002-10-04 06:11:46
      *Proudly presents the 'cliché award of the day'* by SaleGamine2002-10-04 06:22:16
        Thank you! by IByte2002-10-04 06:53:42
  Why do men let their genitalia lead them around? by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 05:44:16
    You ask that... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:04:11
      well i obviously can't speak from experience... by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 16:25:20
        Different ways yes... by DireEyez2002-10-04 17:23:24
    And of course, none of us women are ever like that by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:13:27
      Actually, most of us have wallet radar by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 08:18:29
        Ain't that the truth by Nea2002-10-04 10:35:19
          ::grin:: The boots are a good start... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:06:59
          Here's hoping you don't have to settle... by nin_man2002-10-04 10:57:03
          When you find the place, let me know. by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 10:38:02
            Well, by wheresthefish2002-10-04 14:41:35
              You're such a Joker. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:13:20
        That's true I suppose.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:24:44
          Because the jerks think it's OK by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 09:54:26
          There is. by nin_man2002-10-04 08:33:12
            Although... by BlurOfSerenity2002-10-04 08:36:43
    Would you prefer we walked everywhere backwards? (n/t) by knightsofni2002-10-04 07:03:58
      Nope, just try using brain to navigate by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 08:07:17
        It's sort of like a compass. by nin_man2002-10-04 08:08:42
    Because no matter where we go... by nin_man2002-10-04 06:13:39
    Because... by cartamusica2002-10-04 06:00:29
  How much wood... by knightsofni2002-10-04 03:56:28
    *puts on junior entomologists hat* by breezeblock2002-10-04 05:25:03
    Wasps by mikosullivan2002-10-04 05:15:58
      Last I checked by knightsofni2002-10-04 06:16:15
        From the smell of things, you're growing something by mikosullivan2002-10-04 07:53:59
  Iw ish I knew the answer to... by AdMan2002-10-04 03:42:51
    The chicken reference is... by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 05:36:01
      'cause it's no longer a conundrum. by Arcanum2002-10-04 05:57:21
        or, "cross the road"...? (n/t) by sumbusch2002-10-04 06:00:30
    Am thinkink he is referrink to H2G2 ... by bugarup2002-10-04 03:50:08
      Speaking of H2G2 ... by klaranth2002-10-04 04:22:36
      Or Bryan Adams? (n/t) by knightsofni2002-10-04 04:12:42
    I take it it refers to Douglas Adams ... by MenThal2002-10-04 03:49:28
  How to Distribute Electricity... by AdMan2002-10-04 03:32:18
    Water, gas... by DireEyez2002-10-04 15:56:16
    I think Marconi had an answer: by asunnymoo2002-10-04 09:21:59
      No, that merely transmits content by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 09:59:44
        Tesla!!!! That's the guy I meant. by asunnymoo2002-10-04 10:07:16
    Crank up the voltage high enough ... by bugarup2002-10-04 03:47:37
  Where does the white in the snow go when it melts? by nasieh2002-10-04 02:32:11
    What white "in" the snow? by Naruki2002-10-04 08:48:57
      And pink skin by DireEyez2002-10-04 15:54:26
  Why did the chi... oh, sorry. (n/t) by Tumppu2002-10-04 02:00:54
  Take your pick! by breezeblock2002-10-04 01:26:38
    You must explain the last one... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:39:43
      LOL, that's the point! by breezeblock2002-10-04 05:29:04
        Very nonsensical by DireEyez2002-10-04 15:53:33
    Well ... by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 01:33:14
  Do you see the tunnel at the end of the light? (n/t) by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 01:14:33
  Do you see the light at the end of the tunnel? (n/t) by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 01:12:10
    Nope, it's just a raging fire. (n/t) by bugarup2002-10-04 01:37:37
      It's the Medic's....checking your pupils by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:40:48
  Women. What's the deal? by kahuana2002-10-04 01:10:01
    2 for 1 tonight at the Mustang Ranch by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:43:17
      (n/t)!!!(n/t) by Tomo2002-10-04 02:57:03
  Bill Gates pin number (n/t) by lestat2002-10-04 00:55:05
    9820 by Tomo2002-10-04 03:15:38
  How do I achieve true happiness? by bugarup2002-10-04 00:48:11
    Stop caring what others think and do what you by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:23:50
      Ah, but what is it that I truly will enjoy? by bugarup2002-10-04 03:15:03
        Keep trying new things until you find it. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 05:33:11
        Thumbing your nose at those who can't handle by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:43:43
    Thumb your nose at them ... by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 01:10:59
  At what temperature does nitrogen freez? (n/t) by Newromancer2002-10-04 00:32:12
    63.14K !! by Greyarea2006-11-19 12:55:59
      froozen, not liquide (n/t) by Newromancer2002-10-04 02:36:39
        63.14K is the melting point. by Tomo2002-10-04 02:55:38
          -1 K (n/t) by see2002-10-04 17:54:07
          Oh, that's easy. by bugarup2002-10-04 03:07:39
            What's eka-lead then? by Tomo2002-10-04 03:14:48
              Element 126, I think it was. by bugarup2002-10-04 03:26:49
                Element 114 aka eka-lead... by Greyarea2002-10-04 05:52:06
  Naruki's true gender... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 00:21:21
    You'd waste your one question on that? by Naruki2002-10-04 09:38:32
      I know everything else I need to. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-10-04 15:49:38
    Shemale. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:20:59
      Which means it has things everywhere by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:24:36
        No no, thats a Hermaphrodite. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:34:39
          Then I don't get it ;> by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:43:52
            Then the mystery isn't really solved then, is it? by caffine-iv2002-10-04 02:49:36
              Never said it was. by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:44:56
  does the light in the fridge by Klymer2002-10-04 00:14:55
    Yes. It does. by Tomo2002-10-04 02:51:43
    I can answer the first one! by breezeblock2002-10-04 01:30:35
      The webcam has by ideur2002-10-04 04:07:00
      Leave it to Geeks to make things complicated... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:21:11
        isn't a fridge by Klymer2002-10-04 02:53:01
          I prefer the inkpad idea by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:47:11
    I second the ladder...Uhmm I mean the latter by Spisefisken2002-10-04 00:40:31
  If size doesn't matter, why did she laugh? (n/t) by slayer2002-10-04 00:09:51
    Never had that problem.... by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:18:11
  One word....women (n/t) by samwise2002-10-04 00:09:40
    No TLP in diary.... by Radagast302002-10-04 00:17:05
      TLP? (n/t) by samwise2002-10-04 00:19:10
        Ok then. (n/t) by samwise2002-10-04 00:27:12
        As someone already pointed out by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Top Level Post (n/t) by ideur2002-10-04 00:24:15
        You have to post something by Radagast302002-10-04 00:22:23
  why did she leave? (n/t) by cybergeek2002-10-04 00:07:20
  What exactly is a twinky made off? by zona2002-10-04 00:05:47
    Petroleum. by Arcanum2002-10-04 06:01:46
      Aw man, by Nea2002-10-04 10:23:52
        And I thought I was weird... by wheresthefish2002-10-04 14:35:39
          I don't know if they are made of by Nea2002-10-04 14:56:10
            Oooh. Fire, by wheresthefish2002-10-04 15:31:11
              I think those would be vultures. by Naruki2002-10-04 15:47:36
                Fire and vultures? by Nea2002-10-04 16:01:42
                  Or very ugly Phoenixes (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-10-04 16:23:32
                    Phoenices, of course (n/t) by tigermouse2002-10-04 17:34:40
                    There isn't... by DireEyez2002-10-04 16:33:29
      Please welcome the Flaming Twinkies! by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 06:38:00
    off? by DireEyez2002-10-04 02:05:20
      Of by zona2002-10-04 03:27:21
        Been there by DireEyez2002-10-04 03:46:12
  why are so many people so illogical? by mcnutcase2002-10-04 00:05:44
    Because brains are not ironed. by Naruki2002-10-04 09:36:42
      Somebody told me once that the by NOLAWitch2002-10-04 09:56:16
    I just got back from San Francisco ... by Linfalgamo2002-10-04 00:09:36
  Does... by Illiad2002-10-04 00:02:03
    Yule log stacked precariously on some tupperware by kahuana2002-10-04 01:14:31
  why me ??!!!?? (n/t) by count_02002-10-04 00:01:41
    Because they already had one called 2000! by kahuana2002-10-04 01:11:00
      And I especially enjoyed... by DireEyez2002-10-04 01:53:45
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some Links. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-10-04 00:00:01
  Latin by Caius2002-10-04 12:34:58
  Portuguese, Português by shana2002-10-04 05:10:57
  Nederlands/Dutch by nibbler2002-10-04 00:24:22
  Deutch / German by MMI2002-10-04 00:08:02
  Deutsch / German by StSz2002-10-04 00:07:32
    Wienerisch by moon2002-10-04 02:07:37
      bravo by StSz2002-10-04 03:19:09
        Wo hat's Dich denn hin verschlagen? (n/t) by moon2002-10-04 10:08:32

 

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