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Cartoon for Sep 25, 2002
Strip for Sep 25, 2002
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So what's this Linux thing everyone talks about? by Dok2002-09-25 23:54:37
  *pokes the troll with a stick* by CrazySteve2002-09-25 23:56:09
    i think its crippled because by strag12002-09-26 01:13:46
If anyone is bored the can post in my diary (n/t) by microchic2002-09-25 23:26:59
  done. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 23:36:36
    <aol> me too</aol> by Arienadean2002-09-25 23:47:07
please...somebody..say SOMETHING!! by ubergeek22002-09-25 22:42:59
  i downloaded an nes emulator and am playing tetris (n/t) by joecrouse2002-09-25 23:06:48
    I have an NES...and tetris..1 &2.. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 23:13:54
  well by Arienadean2002-09-25 22:50:20
  something <nt> by CrazySteve2002-09-25 22:48:49
    if you weren't keeping me occupied on IM.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 22:49:25
      hey, be nice! by CrazySteve2002-09-25 22:57:36
        you'd have to have something to kick.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 23:03:09
          they came from miles around by CrazySteve2002-09-25 23:05:30
It's great weather for fish!! by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 21:46:28
  Satellite Link by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    and another one by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wow! Kewl Site!! by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 23:50:37
Something wrong....? by imrambi2002-09-25 21:23:19
  I've seen this before by Baggins2002-09-25 22:42:28
  You also can't.... by imrambi2002-09-25 21:31:15
    *sigh* by LeiraHoward2002-09-25 21:34:02
  every time by ToLazyToThink2002-09-25 21:27:32
i wanna go climbing... by sketcher2002-09-25 21:19:11
  Been a long time by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:44:20
    AAAAAAAAAAgh!! by GeekPrincess2002-09-26 00:24:56
    i think totally free climbing is great by sketcher2002-09-25 21:51:46
      try i 95 through harford and cecil counties MD by joecrouse2002-09-25 23:09:24
  not done it in awhile by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:35:52
    i dont know what a flap pole is, but i get it... by sketcher2002-09-25 21:41:00
      lol ment flag... typo by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:57:36
        i dont like the cliffs by sketcher2002-09-25 21:59:58
          meep meep by Arienadean2002-09-25 22:03:31
      oh, flag pole (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 21:42:48
        lamp pole...street light... (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:47:06
  there's some curtains over there... (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:23:25
    I have a grappling hook... by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:23:59
      no problemo by sketcher2002-09-25 21:27:23
        Not my thing (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:29:39
          yeah, you laugh, you puke... by sketcher2002-09-25 21:31:49
Darn. by Llyr2002-09-25 21:11:59
  i should think about doing that by sketcher2002-09-25 21:46:41
    I need to avoid that a few more hours... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:48:53
      rrrgh... im not going to sleep by sketcher2002-09-25 21:52:50
JRE and Opera by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:07:05
  oh yea.... by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:22:41
  yes by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:15:46
    Which JRE are you using? (n/t) by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:28:48
      both by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:37:20
        IBM/Sun/Blackthorn/? (n/t) by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:43:07
          Sun (n/t) by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:43:51
            Trying that one now :) Thanks! (n/t) by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:58:18
              so did it work? (n/t) by Arienadean2002-09-25 22:29:56
                Not any better :( by Kickstart2002-09-25 22:41:39
  have a site for me to try it on? by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:10:28
    try here by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Strangely enough, that one works by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:27:38
        Is it the site your at? by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:30:15
          Hmmm...I didn't find one with built in JRE by Kickstart2002-09-25 21:36:41
            I haven't seen that one either by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:43:19
      ACK! it was YOU! by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:21:13
        yes its addictive by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:23:21
          it's my style play... by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:26:28
            yes I like that game too :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-09-25 21:29:29
News flash! Sanity returns to Greek government! by chuckab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  poor HTML by pecosdave2002-09-26 04:03:48
  Scuse me? by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:04:29
    wrong party by mcalex2002-09-25 23:42:51
    nonono... by ubergeek22002-09-25 21:09:06
      Wasn't worded the best ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:17:17
  Good, because that was ridiculous. (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 21:03:54
Any word from NOLAWitch, or other NO UFies? by adiplomat2002-09-25 20:52:49
  Just a lot of rain by ideur2002-09-25 23:40:36
  nola native by lab rat2002-09-25 22:57:26
  I work for a major retailer, and we had a store by adiplomat2002-09-25 22:12:13
  Myself as well. by Illiad2002-09-25 21:25:00
    i'll send a telepathic message to her by sketcher2002-09-25 21:57:39
      Not necessarily... by DireEyez2002-09-25 22:02:26
SPATULA (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 20:44:47
  ew, I just saw Army of Darkness... (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 21:00:11
    Good flick (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:01:11
  Burger flipper (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:50:13
    Shindig! by Llyr2002-09-25 20:53:28
      stuck zipper (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 20:54:12
        Plethora (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 20:55:25
          sepultura (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 20:58:04
            Wert (n/t) by chuckab2002-09-25 21:00:51
              Poleaxe (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 21:03:06
                flamboyant (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 21:04:52
                  Entrepreneurialism. (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 21:09:52
                trebuchet. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 21:04:46
                  Mangonel! by Llyr2002-09-25 21:06:37
                  balista (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 21:06:10
                    And the correct plural? by Llyr2002-09-25 21:08:30
Latecomer's by CrazySteve2002-09-25 19:51:24
  Jeri ryan (7 of 9) as Trillian. by Dok2002-09-25 23:14:05
  OOOOH! John deLancie by cybergeek2002-09-25 20:35:07
    unfortunately... by sketcher2002-09-25 21:24:32
  steve buscemi as... ... umm... by sketcher2002-09-25 20:27:39
    Hotblack Desiato. (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 20:29:43
      thanks :) (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 20:40:09
        No problemo :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 20:40:38
  they're doing WHAT now??? by cybergeek2002-09-25 20:14:12
    ICK! by mortaine2002-09-25 20:51:49
      nah... by cybergeek2002-09-25 22:59:52
    hmm by nimdokk2002-09-25 20:32:14
      yeah. i know. i saw it. by cybergeek2002-09-25 20:34:07
        easily solved by nimdokk2002-09-25 20:52:44
  Edward Norton as Zaphod (n/t) by imperito2002-09-25 20:14:10
    oh, and why not put brad pitt as his 2nd head? by sketcher2002-09-25 21:35:18
  Hugh Grant as Arthur. by Llyr2002-09-25 20:13:36
    ooer, good call! (n/t) by cybergeek2002-09-25 20:15:11
Song of the Day by Gary_72002-09-25 18:18:15
  Where'd you get the lyrics? by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:13:14
    It's the extended version. (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 21:05:17
      I gathered that much. by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:20:23
  AAAAAAAAAACk! by Llyr2002-09-25 20:12:56
    ::playing the MP3:: (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:16:30
      *smack* :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 20:22:57
        ::replaying MP3...turning up volume:: by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:45:05
          *borrows lead-enforced bowling pin from cybergeek* by Llyr2002-09-25 20:55:06
            I have a thick skull ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:59:16
              Are you wearing a cup? :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 21:03:28
                Or do you have hard... by Llyr2002-09-25 21:07:59
                  Gutter's as high as I get (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:18:48
                Why should I tell you? by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:07:43
                  hehehe by Llyr2002-09-25 21:11:02
                    Hey, I was just trying to play it the first time by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:19:25
  i sing this song a lot.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 19:48:51
  Nostalgia by tms17912002-09-25 19:16:10
    ...it was the 80's by CrazySteve2002-09-25 19:21:20
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-09-25 18:18:07
  Double-post (n/t) by Kickstart2002-09-25 18:41:17
    Wow... you still moderate posts? by skeegenin2002-09-25 19:24:36
      they are just quicker than me :) by Kickstart2002-09-25 19:39:13
        Helps if you're actually online by DragonLady2002-09-25 21:47:02
        Helps if you open your eyes now and then ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:10:48
Sehmket has asked me to post a request for help by Arcanum2002-09-25 17:58:17
  important distinction: by cybergeek2002-09-25 18:05:45
    Cannot open. by Arcanum2002-09-25 18:20:34
      Jpeg formats by Deadly Ernest2002-09-25 18:31:58
      An idea... by Arcanum2002-09-25 18:24:43
        shouldn't by CrazySteve2002-09-25 18:25:42
          normally thats what would load it by Arienadean2002-09-25 22:19:39
    um, maybe get xp by sketcher2002-09-25 18:12:34
      wha......? by cybergeek2002-09-25 18:16:35
        i think its like black and white, 16 bit... by sketcher2002-09-25 20:41:27
          ah (n/t) by cybergeek2002-09-25 21:25:48
          you mean by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:47:15
            might... toolazytolook (n/t) by sketcher2002-09-25 21:36:41
BOO YAH! by Nickface2002-09-25 17:45:27
  Congrats! by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 18:15:42
    Flim & Video Studies by Nickface2002-09-25 18:21:35
      dude! by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 18:57:27
        Done. by Nickface2002-09-25 19:04:57
  kewl! by cybergeek2002-09-25 18:09:20
Not to start a flame war or anything by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:44:34
  I like Mandrake, by webishop2002-09-25 18:55:32
    I'm not sure if this is just the store or what by Arienadean2002-09-25 19:20:04
  well if we go by what others have said by CrazySteve2002-09-25 17:49:02
    Slight modification. by Avium2002-09-25 17:54:43
      yes and yes by CrazySteve2002-09-25 18:07:27
      yeah by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:58:09
come to think of it.... by cybergeek2002-09-25 17:10:04
  I thought we discussed that earlier today (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:12:17
    Right about ... by consul 8802006-11-19 12:55:59
      ah. by cybergeek2002-09-25 17:31:07
        <echo=faint>Windmills of my mind ...</echo> by chuckab2002-09-25 20:17:26
        Now there's a novel use of a gerbil (n/t) by webishop2002-09-25 18:57:33
        Try feeding it sometime (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:38:46
Air Powered Car by theymustBidiots2006-11-19 12:55:59
  the article lacks something by Gary_72002-09-25 18:00:23
    Here's a better explanation, maybe... by Arcanum2002-09-25 18:51:47
  And what happens on a really windy bridge? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:30:32
    hmmm by CrazySteve2002-09-25 17:50:16
      I was thinking it gets blown over the edge ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:05:33
Mandrake 9.0 out by DaNutBall2002-09-25 16:28:03
  Hehehe (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 16:43:57
Diary Plug!! by RandomMan2002-09-25 14:56:58
Win2K Group Policy (Auto Log Off) by MikeCDN2002-09-25 14:25:17
  Okay So Far by MikeCDN2002-09-25 15:58:38
    Locking systems automatically by blackfox2002-09-25 16:59:34
    Easiest way (screensaver) by Freakazoid2002-09-25 16:26:21
      There has to be a better way, by MikeCDN2002-09-25 16:28:28
        it can be set by nimdokk2002-09-25 16:58:29
          But by MikeCDN2002-09-25 17:06:43
            yes they can by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:07:48
              Your really bored by MikeCDN2002-09-25 17:12:46
                Nah by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:25:24
        My workstation by Nea2002-09-25 16:33:20
        Uhm... no (clairification), it's the best solution by Freakazoid2002-09-25 16:32:38
  "Lock Workstation" is your friend. by gblues2002-09-25 15:36:53
  Another solution by nimdokk2002-09-25 15:22:54
    Hmm your right by MikeCDN2002-09-25 15:26:14
      Use the screensaver luke by shaddai2002-09-25 17:02:28
  What about by nimdokk2002-09-25 15:14:00
    LOL, same idea, same time posted. by Freakazoid2002-09-25 15:15:37
      hehee by nimdokk2002-09-25 15:18:04
  In the Control Panel's by Naruki2002-09-25 14:49:34
  what's so wrong with being logged in all the time? (n/t) by slamlander2002-09-25 14:44:24
    First off all Security by MikeCDN2002-09-25 14:59:10
      What about mandatory passworded screensavers? by Freakazoid2002-09-25 15:14:09
    Security. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:50:27
      Not to mention by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:57:06
        Hmm by MikeCDN2002-09-25 15:03:54
          OK, so you get paged... by DireEyez2002-09-25 16:59:31
  Possibly... by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
like M$.. only cheaper by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:13:05
  Less 'bloaty' too (n/t) by Rewt_2002-09-25 14:46:39
  Make a TLP in your diary by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 14:23:10
    How could I !???? by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:40:26
    Don't fall for it! by filler_bunny2002-09-25 14:28:47
      I've grown fond of the term Cluttercult ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:37:53
      Exactly... by ArchHeretic2002-09-25 14:33:42
      I WON"T fall for it;) (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:31:17
        Oh, come on ... by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:47:34
          There, see im a gamer:) (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:51:43
finally some common sense... how refreshing by ma petite2002-09-25 14:05:58
  Thats one heavily biased article. by Dok2002-09-25 20:29:47
  Sounds like a perfectly good arguement to me. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 14:25:07
    Durn right. by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:50:49
      Law suits are fine and dandy... by RandomMan2002-09-25 15:08:02
        Why? by Nea2002-09-25 15:23:12
          she was in a car that was not her own by CrazySteve2002-09-25 17:53:02
            ok by tigermouse2002-09-25 18:36:09
              Thanks by Nea2002-09-25 19:01:55
                hope things get less crazy (n/t) by tigermouse2002-09-25 19:12:26
                Wait... by Arcanum2002-09-25 19:04:23
                  And your point? :) by Nea2002-09-25 19:13:22
                    When things are under control... by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:04:45
                      Oooo by Nea2002-09-25 21:16:07
                        Just find someone with good hands... by DireEyez2002-09-25 21:21:11
            Nope. by Arcanum2002-09-25 18:36:09
        Not necessarily stupidity ... by Bugarup2002-09-25 15:12:32
High Score by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:16:25
  My highest was 281.... by webishop2002-09-25 19:03:03
  I am in awe. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:02:40
    Foot fetish? :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 16:40:10
    I'm in awe too by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 14:09:08
      Hey, it's your teeth. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:11:37
        spam? by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 14:23:55
          Stone. (n/t) by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:28:15
  Congrats by crankshaft-jr2002-09-25 13:38:50
  It's none too high, whatever it is. by nin_man2002-09-25 13:27:41
    What happened? by special_ed2002-09-25 13:29:40
      C. by nin_man2002-09-25 13:40:10
        Ah. Pencil lead. by Avium2002-09-25 14:02:39
        pencil lead? by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 13:41:28
          Pencil lead hasn't been lead for a very long time. by nin_man2002-09-25 13:49:55
            You haven't gotten it removed? by Arcanum2002-09-25 14:31:26
              I've tried doing it myself. by nin_man2002-09-25 14:37:41
                They'll probably give you by Arcanum2002-09-25 15:53:05
  Congrats! by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 13:23:42
    nope by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:28:45
      250... by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 13:39:59
        lol pro bowling by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:46:14
With The Voice of a Hundred Thousand People Saying by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sadly at this is the point where it is my by SaleGamine2002-09-25 13:55:41
    My turn now, nighty-night! by Bugarup2002-09-25 15:23:16
    awwwww please don't go :-( by DaNutBall2002-09-25 13:56:44
      Throw tantrums often? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:17:36
        Only when SaleGamine leaves (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 14:48:32
  With The Voice of a Hundred Thousand People Saying by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:09:55
    *sets a little ball on the ground* by caffine-iv2002-09-25 13:14:13
      Ouch, I've been gibbed (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:15:31
        do you get to come back? by Reddy2002-09-25 13:21:06
          Depends on the game. by Bugarup2002-09-25 13:22:28
            Which sometimes can lead to... by Avium2002-09-25 13:24:05
              not to mention by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:29:57
                Hehe, telefragging is fun.... by Hack022002-09-25 13:33:37
                  Ah yes, UT - the poor man's Quake. (n/t) by Bugarup2002-09-25 13:37:53
                  and he is not back yet? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 13:37:34
                  I've not played either (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:37:23
                    You said you were gibbed (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 13:38:35
                      Doesn't mean I've had to ahve played by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:41:50
The OS and UPTIME thread! by ChuckAB2002-09-25 12:59:18
  280 days. but my hardware is... by allegory2002-09-25 19:20:09
    I had a "Leading Edge" 386/25 at 10 months. by inittab2002-09-25 22:19:44
    Mine's a P100... by vyrus2002-09-25 21:46:58
  My personal linux box by vyrus2002-09-25 18:41:58
  mmm 12 years by radio_fishlips2002-09-25 14:40:41
    What sort of VAXen, and where are they...? by inittab2002-09-25 21:53:23
    oooo by nimdokk2002-09-25 15:17:16
  whenever I woke up by CrazySteve2002-09-25 14:06:29
  482 days and 5 minutes by desertrat662002-09-25 13:58:59
  Linux + Apache web server by Snowdog2002-09-25 13:49:37
  Uptime by tms17912006-11-19 12:55:59
  yr+ by loser1222002-09-25 13:06:58
    Sure this is not caused by a patch? :-) by trulla2002-09-25 13:11:47
      Hmmm... That means .... by ChuckAB2002-09-25 13:41:24
        Impressing, isn't it? :-) (n/t) by trulla2002-09-25 13:45:34
          That's one HELL of an uptime! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 13:49:04
      dont think so....ask me in 109 years by loser1222002-09-25 13:16:20
I'd like a little input... by RandomMan2002-09-25 12:26:51
  For those interested... by RandomMan2002-09-25 14:54:09
  For a really odd solution. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Or this one (text based player) by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I need to finish my thoughts before posting. by Avium2002-09-25 14:15:48
  Possibly this? by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  router by loser1222002-09-25 13:22:34
  MP3's? on a 486?? by thegeneral2002-09-25 13:18:19
    My 386 did MP3's just fine. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 14:13:00
      Heheh. Check my other post. by Avium2002-09-25 14:14:46
        Right, like I said, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 14:19:25
    That's the thing... by RandomMan2002-09-25 13:22:06
      if you really work at it by theonlyphreak2002-09-25 14:39:09
      The 486DX just doesn't have the oomph. (n/t) by gblues2002-09-25 14:32:35
  On my 80386DX/40, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 13:03:15
    Ice is nice too. by Avium2002-09-25 14:04:39
    Where should I go... by RandomMan2002-09-25 13:25:28
      Oh, and bootdisk + iso set.. by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      With such limited resources, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 14:06:47
      Choose your Distro... by Bobus2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Make it a SAMBA server, so your guests by webishop2002-09-25 12:41:52
    tango too? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:01:48
  well... by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:40:56
    on a 486? by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:42:07
      what, you want me to pay attention? by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:54:02
        the 486 came out in 1987-88 (n/t) by joecrouse2002-09-25 20:58:26
        You could make a streaming MP3 server with a by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:01:16
      That's kind of what I was leaning toward... by RandomMan2002-09-25 12:45:44
UF: The Motion Picture by Illiad2002-09-25 11:54:57
  Alan Ruck for Stef! by ipous2002-09-25 22:56:48
  Crash_ for Miranda! (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 22:27:28
  I don't know... by Nickface2002-09-25 18:14:43
  Dana Elcar by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:33:25
  Robert DeNiro by nimdokk2002-09-25 17:31:17
  Robin Williams as Greg (n/t) by consul 8802002-09-25 17:06:24
  Chevy Chase as the Smiling Man (n/t) by consul 8802002-09-25 16:59:14
  Kevin Spacey as Pitr (n/t) by consul 8802002-09-25 16:58:40
  Matthew Perry as Stef by rogueneuron2002-09-25 15:55:07
  But who'd play us moderators? (n/t) by Kickstart2002-09-25 15:06:14
    Are we characters in the strip? by Nea2002-09-25 15:25:17
      cool.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 16:06:19
  Erwin would be the voice of KITT in Knight Rider (n/t) by gblues2002-09-25 14:34:52
    Douglas Rein would make a better choice. by consul 8802002-09-25 17:05:03
      James Earl Jones = Cthulhu by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:20:15
        The Voice of Columbia Internet ;) (n/t) by nimdokk2002-09-25 19:45:49
  Bruce Campbell as Crud Puppy. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:25:40
    He's had plenty of lines. by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:41:28
  Linus Torvalds for Pitr by theymustbidiots2002-09-25 13:26:03
  Emily Proctor would be a great Miranda by crash_2002-09-25 13:13:46
  How about Sean Connery for Sid? by IByte2002-09-25 13:12:08
    Whenever I think by nimdokk2002-09-25 19:44:25
    "I'll take 'swords' for $500, Alex" by DaNutBall2002-09-25 13:25:39
      Sabre! by Buffy_Fett2002-09-25 19:58:16
        Scimitar (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 20:19:01
    Isn't he by trulla2002-09-25 13:24:10
      yummy? by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 13:26:31
        Well, my mother thinks so... by IByte2002-09-25 13:55:51
        But by trulla2002-09-25 13:33:20
          heck by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:43:53
    Sean Connery by fireballmatt2002-09-25 13:17:34
    Or Ian McKellan? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 13:13:55
      Christopher Lee? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:14:49
        nah, not him.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 13:19:48
          I think he'd work pretty well. by Bugarup2002-09-25 13:35:29
            Boris from GoldenEye for Pitr by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:38:04
              Naaah, that guy was too nerdy. by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:27:02
                Good point. He'd fit Stef though (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:40:38
                  I'll grant you that. by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:56:03
                    Oh yes...I can see Stef screaming that playing by DireEyez2002-09-25 15:00:14
              Sounds even sillier in German... by IByte2002-09-25 13:58:25
                Think we had the discussion before... by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:18:37
  question on that: by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:27:57
    What about by trulla2002-09-25 12:34:00
      i guess pitr is not evil? by sketcher2002-09-25 12:36:04
        Pitr's not really evil.... by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:37:44
          probably more of a chaotic neutral by sketcher2002-09-25 12:39:22
            Not for lack of trying (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:40:29
    Stef's more of an antagonist than Cthulhu by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:29:29
      only because he's a luser. by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:36:02
        Evil yes, but he isn't anti Geek ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:38:05
          oh, and there'd be tons of cameos... by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:47:08
  How about which UFies play which characters? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:19:22
  French cast: by SaleGamine2002-09-25 12:17:48
  Here's a few by trulla2002-09-25 12:08:04
  smiling man- colin mockery by sketcher2002-09-25 12:01:05
    Anyone I should know? (n/t) by trulla2002-09-25 12:13:10
      Whose Line Is It Anyway by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:16:26
        Still doesn't ring a bell by trulla2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Not really an actor... by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:23:27
            friend of ryan stiles, guest starred in... by sketcher2002-09-25 12:24:52
              I used to watch Whose Line way back in 93... by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:26:56
                Drew is pretty cruddy as a host by hyzenthlay2002-09-25 12:32:43
                  It hought so at first... by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:34:50
                    but theres too much frigging singing by sketcher2002-09-25 12:38:12
                      Wayne Brady by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:39:34
                  the classic episodes are... well, classic by sketcher2002-09-25 12:34:28
    Mochrie I think by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:01:52
      The guy in every decent Fanimutation? by Bugarup2002-09-25 12:26:26
        Fanimutation? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:27:49
          I ahvenow watched 2 full Fanimutations... by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:59:02
          The dreaded Yatta video, for one. by Bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
            *argh* I'm blind by trulla2002-09-25 12:59:28
              Congratulations. by Bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Ooh, All Your Base Are Belong To Us! (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:16:51
                Yeah, right... by trulla2002-09-25 13:15:20
                  What have you got to lose? :) by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:39:47
                    I'm scarred for life...thanks by DireEyez2002-09-25 14:53:57
                      Eeexcellent. by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:59:22
                        They are better than our Boy bands... (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 15:01:58
                          Yeah, but you can say the same about anthrax. :) (n/t) by Bugarup2002-09-25 15:06:45
                            The disease yes, group no (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:00:39
                  Sure you are ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:15:57
                    Hey!! by trulla2002-09-25 13:20:34
                      i wouldn't know... by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:27:38
                        Then read by trulla2002-09-25 13:34:54
                          Hmm... by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:38:53
              Lucky for you, I had to watch 2 (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:02:46
          google it by sketcher2002-09-25 12:40:59
  Terry Farrell by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:00:58
    Excellent by IByte2002-09-25 12:48:04
    I can see that by trulla2002-09-25 12:11:55
    who's that? by sketcher2002-09-25 12:04:32
      Isn't Jaimie Farrel=Klinger? by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:09:11
        that was farr not farrel <nt> by CrazySteve2002-09-25 13:53:47
          Ah yes...damn memory... by DireEyez2002-09-25 13:55:57
      Dax from Deep Space 9. by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:08:59
  Can I be Greg? by DaNutBall2002-09-25 12:00:57
    Only if I get to be Crud Puppy (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:02:20
  Illiad to play AJ ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:59:40
  Miranda - Angelina Jolie by AdMan2002-09-25 11:59:21
    Are you insane? by JPaganel2002-09-25 15:05:58
    Second that by DaNutBall2002-09-25 12:00:27
      Second that by AdMan2002-09-25 12:01:29
      I'd be all for her. by nin_man2002-09-25 12:01:27
        Are you... by AdMan2002-09-25 12:02:49
          I've tried. by nin_man2002-09-25 12:04:07
            2 swollen insect bites or something by sketcher2002-09-25 12:09:57
              Speaking of lips by AdMan2002-09-25 12:12:47
                yup... by sketcher2002-09-25 12:22:24
                  How about... by RandomMan2002-09-25 12:28:53
                    Funny, I would think by trulla2002-09-25 12:31:29
                      I asked about... by RandomMan2002-09-25 12:35:21
                        Yeah by trulla2002-09-25 12:41:22
  Can I be Tanya? by nin_man2002-09-25 11:58:22
suh weet, ive got somethin to do!!! by sketcher2002-09-25 11:46:52
  wikiwiki by filler_bunny2006-11-19 12:55:59
  what about ... by toxin2002-09-25 12:28:01
Go LINUX!!!! by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Just to give an idea on where by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
    If still looking for the list... by BuggedEyes2006-11-19 12:55:59
  oooh, wonderfull by marduk2002-09-25 11:58:25
    Kind of like by AdMan2002-09-25 12:00:35
  Btw... Anyone noticed the kewl new Google feature? by BuggedEyes2002-09-25 11:36:28
    If Google seems to have been running slow for you, by consul 8802006-11-19 12:55:59
      If Google has been spying on you by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I noticed it yesterday, by AdMan2002-09-25 11:41:27
      It's a new beta that started up on Monday I think. by BuggedEyes2002-09-25 11:43:14
        I'll play with it... by AdMan2002-09-25 11:50:35
          No we don;t...expound please. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:52:33
            You don't what? by AdMan2002-09-25 11:54:30
              Know what you meant... by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:00:38
                With a blurb like that... by AdMan2002-09-25 12:07:16
                  This world has lots of gutters...just keep to your by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:13:02
Hey NOLAWitch... by Illiad2002-09-25 11:11:38
  very wet by lab rat2002-09-25 13:46:28
  j.butterfly got caught in it by Kickstart2002-09-25 11:32:52
    If not, Rain X! by Naruki2002-09-25 14:14:14
    I hope she will be alright. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 13:56:49
    That happened to me once by crash_2002-09-25 13:03:19
    I sure hope so (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 11:43:57
    :-o by Illiad2002-09-25 11:38:10
    i hope so too. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 11:33:40
*dangles Kelti bait* :-) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 11:04:59
  awww poor baby by Arienadean2002-09-25 14:22:40
    I see by DaNutBall2002-09-25 14:58:58
  i'll second that. by ubergeek22002-09-25 11:25:55
    Workin' for me. by YakkoWarner2002-09-25 13:47:24
      Well I'm usually by Arienadean2002-09-25 14:25:13
Driver Needed by Glytch782002-09-25 11:01:44
  Flipping grrrrr by Glytch782002-09-25 14:42:45
    Does "the card is fried" work? by ShadoCat2002-09-25 17:06:22
    ohohohoh by Sieldan2002-09-25 16:54:24
  Stupid question for you... by galen2002-09-25 11:59:55
    Win 98se by Glytch782002-09-25 12:30:43
  Looked but couldnt find. a7v-vm. by trk1822002-09-25 11:17:35
    Drat by Glytch782002-09-25 11:21:33
Hmm... The Ads up top are slippin... by GeminiDomino22002-09-25 10:34:05
  At least the "Feel the heat" side banners are back by marduk2002-09-25 12:00:10
  Why must the ads necessarily by SaleGamine2002-09-25 10:42:15
    Cats rock. (n/t) by marduk2002-09-25 12:00:49
    I like felines... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:00:35
      i'll second that motion.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 11:24:41
    I am the Feline Don Juan by Lord_Whiskers2002-09-25 10:50:21
    Really? by nin_man2002-09-25 10:43:26
      Considering how much some of us are HERE by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:01:48
      Well, you don't count. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 10:45:00
        Not even a little bit. :) by nin_man2002-09-25 10:46:44
          But luckily it won't be us will it nin_man? by crash_2002-09-25 10:55:09
            How does that go... by nin_man2002-09-25 10:57:03
              Blessed are the geeks by DaNutBall2002-09-25 11:01:11
                Don't verb nouns. :P (n/t) by nin_man2002-09-25 11:02:53
                  All nouns can be verbed. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
          thought you were stuck by Reddy2002-09-25 10:50:20
          i always knew illiad would be the cause of by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:49:49
            Nuh uh. by nin_man2002-09-25 10:50:36
              Credits? by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:05:23
                Always stay til the credits are over... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:10:44
                  Armageddon by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:21:31
                    Because it didn't have any before... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:23:07
                      There was. by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:43:54
                        True by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:47:21
              why would i watch the credits? by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:52:05
  You mean it's not THAT kind of cathouse? by nin_man2002-09-25 10:40:11
    Drat, back on the prowl... (n/t) by Lord_Whiskers2002-09-25 10:51:37
      *purrr* by Mimi2002-09-25 11:00:48
Hey DaNutBall! by gatorbytes2002-09-25 10:30:38
  Buy... game.... NOW by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:20:55
  Pick it up! by Llyr2002-09-25 14:13:52
  Battlefield 1942 by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Never played it. by Bugarup2002-09-25 14:35:45
    is not (n/t) by jeditheduck2002-09-25 14:21:22
    very nice.... by gatorbytes2002-09-25 12:50:13
  Get it, get it, fernortonssake get it!!!!! by bugarup2002-09-25 10:57:32
    wow by gatorbytes2002-09-25 11:09:53
      Hallelujah! :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 11:23:14
  Pick it up if you got broadband by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    got cable by gatorbytes2002-09-25 10:51:22
      Yup by DaNutBall2002-09-25 10:58:42
        sweet by gatorbytes2002-09-25 11:10:33
          no problem by DaNutBall2002-09-25 11:45:25
  for 10$ get it. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:31:59
how many at the ends of their rope? by marduk2002-09-25 10:21:51
  Not a great choice, but an option by mortaine2002-09-25 11:49:25
    i could sell cars. :) (n/t) by marduk2002-09-25 12:02:08
      My suggestions were non-commission by mortaine2002-09-25 14:43:19
  I know where there's an opening for a programmer. by kahuana2002-09-25 11:11:54
    sounds like my kind of work (n/t) by marduk2002-09-25 11:26:18
  *gets marduk a beer from Illiway's* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 10:32:24
  Yep, there's a lot... by GeminiDomino22002-09-25 10:27:03
    I have other skills... by SarekOfVulcan2002-09-25 20:58:16
    no kidding. by marduk2002-09-25 11:25:35
hates the calculus....hates it.... by cybergeek2002-09-25 09:52:59
  Because... by diGriz2002-09-25 21:50:50
  It never has... by frmky2002-09-25 19:00:00
  Cal-cu-lus by Helgon2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Question by Kickstart2002-09-25 14:22:18
    Well, by frmky2002-09-25 19:07:20
  That's lame... by Llyr2002-09-25 14:04:22
  Excuse me, but what is a "spork"? (n/t) by nix2002-09-25 10:35:39
    Since no one really answered the question ... by ChuckAB2002-09-25 13:07:03
      hey, I did too answer! by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Well... Not knowing what a "runcible spoon" was by ChuckAB2002-09-25 13:26:05
          no, I didn't post a link by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:35:06
            Had never heard the term before. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:09:43
              That I can remember anyway. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:09:55
    it's a runcible spoon (n/t) by tigermouse2002-09-25 10:46:12
      Is that anything like a Polish coke fork? (n/t) by webishop2002-09-25 12:10:13
  when it equals -u by slacktime2002-09-25 09:58:10
    'twas rhetorical :) by cybergeek2002-09-25 10:15:27
      i guess i'm more into... by Harimad-sol2002-09-25 11:33:37
        it is :) by cybergeek2002-09-25 12:25:29
      *pops the bubble* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 10:26:05
        Yum by Fallen422002-09-25 10:39:18
          You mean the 15000000 digit of pi? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 10:42:08
            That's not theoretical math by Nea2002-09-25 11:36:33
            More like... by Fallen422002-09-25 10:52:48
              *shudders again* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 11:02:15
      ah you got me :-) (n/t) by slacktime2002-09-25 10:22:30
      o.O bubbles! (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:18:27
Hey Bugarup! by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:45:27
  Oh, you weren't here 2 days ago? by bugarup2002-09-25 09:48:35
    I was only joking when I said get drunk by crash_2002-09-25 10:00:45
      Now she tells him! by SaleGamine2002-09-25 10:05:26
        i think somebody made some of that. by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:07:05
    awww poor bug! by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:50:28
      It was all going fine ... by bugarup2002-09-25 10:10:03
        SaleGamine sent me the link.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:12:39
          Judging from my previous foolhardiness ... by bugarup2002-09-25 10:18:24
            that-a-boy! by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:20:32
Theoretical Physics Thread. by Eric2002-09-25 09:11:29
  time is a human invention by krups2002-09-25 11:17:10
    Okay, so I didn't say it right. by krups2002-09-25 15:21:46
    Glipple is the measure of Krups gullibility. by Naruki2002-09-25 13:00:13
      no, silly by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:20:47
        Didn't you hear they took it out? by Naruki2002-09-25 13:32:19
          I also heard by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:36:25
            That was a rumor. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:18:41
              I saw nin_man kissing Santa Claus by tigermouse2002-09-25 15:01:25
    Krups... Read my last post below... (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 11:20:30
  An end to the existence of time argument. by Eric2002-09-25 11:16:56
    wheresthefish gave the best answers... by Naruki2002-09-25 12:57:48
    An end? by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:43:09
      Why is the ocean blue... by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What have gravity and anti-matter by flamebait2002-09-25 10:41:28
    gravity demonstrateably distorts time by joecrouse2002-09-25 10:51:39
      That would invalidate by flamebait2002-09-25 11:43:35
        Gavitational variation wouldn't by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:49:38
          Do we know that by flamebait2002-09-25 12:08:52
            Do I personally? by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:31:50
              And I trust George Bush to lead me by Naruki2002-09-25 12:46:35
                ACK! by RandomMan2002-09-25 12:49:45
                  It's new! by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:54:01
                    *Calms himself by... by RandomMan2002-09-25 13:00:32
                      So, there's no way he can be by Naruki2002-09-25 13:03:59
                        *recites mantras... by RandomMan2002-09-25 14:58:59
      It does? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:52:39
        It has been proven. by Avium2002-09-25 11:07:26
          bingo got it in one (n/t) by joecrouse2002-09-25 23:19:38
          No all that has been proven by slacktime2002-09-25 11:10:27
            Also... by Naruki2002-09-25 11:12:05
              100% consensus that... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:25:55
                Including the magical gateway. by Avium2002-09-25 11:49:31
                  Blackhole/wormhole... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:54:41
                    Really? That brings us to anti-gravity. by Avium2002-09-25 12:00:35
                      Which is one of the biggest reasons by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:02:29
                        Um...Yes we do. by Avium2002-09-25 12:15:42
                          was it something like by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            That's electromagnetic by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:35:55
                              I know by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:57:01
                                I don't think that's it. by Avium2002-09-25 13:32:24
  Dimensional travel is already a reality by ag_wyvern2002-09-25 10:01:13
    He he he. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:11:32
    ROLF.. had me going there for a sec (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 10:10:44
      ROLF? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:13:51
        ROLF... Make more sense than .. by Eric2002-09-25 10:30:09
          Why? You've never even tried to prove by Naruki2002-09-25 10:31:56
        Now THAT got me laughing. :D (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 10:21:26
  Time travel is impossible... by Naruki2002-09-25 09:41:29
    What is the difference then by Caius2002-09-25 11:22:47
      Position on the disk, I suppose. by Naruki2002-09-25 12:34:54
    Durn your hide! by tigermouse2002-09-25 10:45:28
      Give it to him. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:55:16
        oops by tigermouse2002-09-25 11:18:17
    Or even a theory.. (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 09:48:01
    Do you have any evidence to support that? by Arcanum2002-09-25 09:46:55
      Nope. by Naruki2002-09-25 09:48:52
        Evidence by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Rule: a true paradox cannot exist. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:04:38
            Paradoxes can be paradoctored.<n/t> by trk1822002-09-25 10:44:12
            Even that rule doesn't completely rule it out. by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:14:01
              Nope. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:20:07
                It doesn't need to "care". by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:27:47
                  Built-in mechanism to prevent paradoxes by Axiom_12002-09-25 10:40:22
                    But what about the idea of two by Naruki2002-09-25 10:45:57
                      Nothing wrong with that by Axiom_12002-09-25 11:01:13
                        How do you know that? by Naruki2002-09-25 11:04:41
                          Rock A: meet Rock A by Axiom_12002-09-25 11:15:49
                      Nope. by RandomMan2002-09-25 10:57:53
                        State != matter. by Naruki2002-09-25 11:01:25
                          well not so sure of that by slacktime2002-09-25 11:15:04
                            *clap-clap-clap* by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:36:43
                  Riiiiight. Well, it has one. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:30:29
          what does it really "prove" however by slacktime2002-09-25 09:59:33
            Nothing. But it is evidence that by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:06:48
              How do you know by slacktime2002-09-25 10:15:04
              Arcanum Ignore him like he said it is conjecture (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 10:14:52
              You're wrong. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:10:00
                How do you know? by trk1822002-09-25 10:51:19
                  I'm God. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:54:28
                    you're an atheist by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:22:56
                      For this particular subthread... by Naruki2002-09-25 12:35:45
                    I just think you pulled this "theory" by trk1822002-09-25 11:22:42
                      Naw. by Naruki2002-09-25 12:33:41
                naruki by joecrouse2002-09-25 10:16:36
                  Occam's Razor by Naruki2002-09-25 10:18:03
                    It doesn't fit the facts. by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:22:03
                      Is that a fact? by wheresthefish2002-09-25 10:26:28
                        Forwards is the opposite of backwards, duh. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Okay, by packet-rat2002-09-25 10:40:42
                          It doesn't, though. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:39:45
                            You haven't explained why it fits. by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:04:09
                              *bounce* by Naruki2002-09-25 11:11:01
                                Cop-out. by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:30:48
                                You did cop out, but I won't hold it against you. by Naruki2002-09-25 12:32:27
                                *reads old post, puzzled* by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:49:59
                                Well, then. by Naruki2002-09-25 13:02:35
                                define time by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:45:03
                                You do it. by Naruki2002-09-25 13:01:50
                                If you were to argue with me about it by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:13:48
                                And it seems silly to direct that by Naruki2002-09-25 13:15:58
                                well, actually by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:32:41
                        And who has observed this medium by Naruki2002-09-25 10:27:05
                          Directly? by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:42:03
                            I can see three feet in front of me right now. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:51:58
                              Really? by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:37:13
                                Like a computer screen at the moment. by Naruki2002-09-25 12:30:10
                                A computer screen by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:44:40
                                How do you know? by Naruki2002-09-25 13:00:58
                                Because that's the nature of space. by Arcanum2002-09-25 13:16:55
                                So you are denying my ability to see? by Naruki2002-09-25 13:31:12
                                No. by Arcanum2002-09-25 13:53:09
                                Seeing != observing. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:27:17
                                In math it can. by Arcanum2002-09-25 14:39:17
                                Not quite. Physics is applied math. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:42:00
                                *BZZT* Poor logic. by Arcanum2002-09-25 15:05:45
                              How does change occur without time? (n/t) by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:02:51
                                Why ask why? by Naruki2002-09-25 11:10:32
                                Which is? (n/t) by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:12:47
                                Duh. by Naruki2002-09-25 11:18:07
                                change without time by tigermouse2002-09-25 13:50:36
                              Three feet? by wheresthefish2002-09-25 10:58:00
                                Pfagh! by Naruki2002-09-25 11:01:54
                          Well have you seen/observed gravity... But yet by Eric2002-09-25 10:36:53
                            Earth sux. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:37:59
                              not realy by joecrouse2002-09-25 10:44:35
                                Doubtful. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:50:02
                                Can you prove that distance exists? by nix2002-09-25 11:51:11
                                I can move in it. by Naruki2002-09-25 12:29:33
                                I'd have to do some digging by Arcanum2002-09-25 13:14:06
                                More faulty assumptions! by Naruki2002-09-25 13:26:19
                                Occam's Razor by ToLazyToThink2002-09-25 16:55:52
                                A book? by Arcanum2002-09-25 18:00:11
                                nope by ToLazyToThink2002-09-25 18:18:26
                                What faulty assumptions? by Arcanum2002-09-25 13:43:34
                                The ones I pointed out. by Naruki2002-09-25 14:37:27
                                The 1 and 2D entities by Arcanum2002-09-25 14:58:11
                                If, as you say, time does not exist... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:01:14
                                Maybe it really isn't by slacktime2002-09-25 11:04:54
                                I'll accept that as a... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:50:14
                                Almost all? by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:03:42
                                Or... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:42:33
                                And generally both are (n/t) by slacktime2002-09-25 11:06:00
                Uh, we're discussing the existence of time by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:14:53
                  no we were talking about the by slacktime2002-09-25 10:16:46
                  *smacks the twit* by Naruki2002-09-25 10:16:46
                    How is not traveling backwards through time by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:19:59
                      How is a mechanical device's failure by Naruki2002-09-25 10:22:29
                        My point is simply this by slacktime2002-09-25 10:37:08
                          Exactly. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:43:14
                        Change is my point. by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:24:23
                          It can, and obviously does. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:28:30
                            But.. by Eric2002-09-25 10:32:56
                              If I make a stick, does it automatically by Naruki2002-09-25 10:37:02
                                Yes, to all of the above. by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:58:12
                                And so you see by slacktime2002-09-25 11:02:28
                                I wasn't defining time. by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:08:38
                                And what pray tell is the nature of this by slacktime2002-09-25 11:23:18
                                No, medium isn't the best word. by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:33:36
                                continuum by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:16:41
                                Yeah, that's a good one! by Arcanum2002-09-25 12:20:39
                                So, your inaccurate definition by Naruki2002-09-25 11:15:34
                                ;-) by Naruki2002-09-25 11:05:57
                                Time is measured by slacktime2002-09-25 10:51:30
                                Just because you cant see it means it dose not by Eric2002-09-25 10:44:16
                                Why flat? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:48:07
        Time is a measurement. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:50:00
          And...? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:03:30
            and what? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:08:52
  have time, will travel by the_prophet2002-09-25 09:37:33
    The sun and you and me by bugarup2002-09-25 09:41:08
  I have a theory... by defdood2002-09-25 09:30:06
    funny story about that by cybergeek2002-09-25 09:57:21
    Buy three bags of socks... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:34:34
  Time Travel by arpie2002-09-25 09:27:16
  Time is relative... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:27:04
  Time travel will never be possible ... by Tron-X2002-09-25 09:23:22
    Well I woke up this afternoon. by trk1822002-09-25 11:03:32
      And the earth is the center of the universe. by Naruki2002-09-25 11:09:04
        The math is easier by slacktime2002-09-25 11:24:26
          Now only that by Tron-X2002-09-25 18:18:27
    they just had an article by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      They would be wormholes. by Arcanum2002-09-25 11:55:27
    Unless... by Arcanum2002-09-25 09:30:32
      Amen (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 09:36:17
    You're just a figment of your imagination ... by bugarup2002-09-25 09:26:46
  Life goes in circles. by filler_bunny2002-09-25 09:17:36
    I don't think that time is necessarily by webishop2002-09-25 12:16:11
    Heh. We're on the same side, then. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:14:57
    It's not a thing by Arcanum2002-09-25 09:44:31
    Yes and no! by Eric2002-09-25 09:32:44
      I strongly disagree. by filler_bunny2002-09-25 11:01:07
      Unless of course by slacktime2002-09-25 09:50:44
        But... by Arcanum2002-09-25 10:00:22
          All I'm saying is by slacktime2002-09-25 10:10:40
            IIRC... by RandomMan2002-09-25 10:42:32
              But... by Naruki2002-09-25 10:44:58
                Everything you just said has merit, but... by RandomMan2002-09-25 10:53:38
                  Of course it *might*. by Naruki2002-09-25 11:00:05
                    Once again... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:10:14
                      Oh, ok... by filler_bunny2002-09-25 11:16:02
                      No it wouldn't. by Naruki2002-09-25 11:14:41
                        Eh? by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:23:20
                          Nice try, by wheresthefish2002-09-25 11:29:31
                            Every experiment assumes... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:45:37
                  Since we measure radioactive decay by slacktime2002-09-25 10:58:46
                    Scientific method? Ring a Bell? by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:14:48
                      Because it is unchanging by slacktime2002-09-25 11:28:10
                        All I am saying is that... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:57:45
                          Oops... by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:59:01
                      Keep going... by Naruki2002-09-25 11:17:26
                        Scientific method by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:34:03
                          Problem with that... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:37:59
                            True, thank ye for the correction. (n/t) by RandomMan2002-09-25 11:46:28
      Damn HTML entities...Sorry :( (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 09:34:10
Clerks and Casablanca by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is it... by mortaine2002-09-25 09:57:02
  Yup. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:14:44
    And more! by nin_man2002-09-25 09:18:08
      The article says shoe-polished (n/t) by mortaine2002-09-25 09:53:28
        Nyuck, nyuck. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:58:45
          Yes. by mortaine2002-09-25 14:44:46
          That's interesting by crash_2002-09-25 10:02:47
            Heck, no. by nin_man2002-09-25 10:04:10
              They must've fixed it, cause by plblark2002-09-25 10:11:45
      I always wondered what became of Katelyn by crash_2002-09-25 09:40:35
        watch 'Chasing Amy' ... by packet-rat2002-09-25 10:22:40
      The shoe polish was the one I noticed by crash_2002-09-25 09:32:22
    and then there was: by plblark2002-09-25 09:17:45
  The grammatical error? by Avium2002-09-25 09:13:26
  Geez, I need to go back to elementary school by crash_2002-09-25 09:13:23
  is it that right up is misspelled? by plblark2002-09-25 09:12:19
    should be write (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 09:12:37
Cluttercult! er..Cuttersquad...lookie here... by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It needs a general "clutter me thread" by Arienadean2002-09-25 09:11:35
    Oh, does that mean I could make a TLP by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:15:36
      You would get cluttered by Reddy2002-09-25 09:23:24
        Which is why I have no TLP by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:30:50
          Oh please by Reddy2002-09-25 09:32:08
            You can clutter other things (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:35:04
              besides your mind; what? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 09:36:57
                IMs, email, message boards... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:38:50
                  thoughts by Reddy2002-09-25 09:58:02
                    I know... by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:09:43
                      I better not touch that one (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 10:14:53
Glytch78, what's cooking? by JPaganel2002-09-25 09:07:20
  Oh yea by Glytch782002-09-25 10:04:18
  Fun by Glytch782002-09-25 10:03:25
OH Even better! Comprehensive SPAM! by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:44:27
  They've been by nimdokk2002-09-25 19:17:24
i HATE stupid people.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:39:46
  Hey! by jackhammerguy2002-09-25 09:20:40
    hmmm by Arienadean2002-09-25 10:04:10
      look at the diary hun. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 10:09:18
        yea just created by Arienadean2002-09-25 14:27:34
    if you learnt how to use a jackhammer.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:48:36
    wow, minimun wage, huh? by plblark2002-09-25 09:24:11
  hmmm never happened... by defdood2002-09-25 08:56:37
    i'm pretty sure your right. by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:04:17
      Well, by defdood2002-09-25 12:56:52
        hehe i didn't cuase it. by ubergeek22002-09-25 23:00:46
      \/\/: what's your IM? by plblark2002-09-25 09:08:10
        i don't know how to do that kind of linky.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:18:00
          Monoxide? by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:20:28
            it's from a band.. by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:24:00
              Ah... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:31:32
      Remember there are always some people by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:07:53
        and they tend to tick off by Arienadean2002-09-25 09:08:59
          exactly, why i need to meet some better people (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 09:19:40
  So why don't ya... by cartamusica2002-09-25 08:47:47
    don't tempt me. (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:52:14
  Understand by AdMan2002-09-25 08:44:43
    well if he's new to it by Arienadean2002-09-25 09:07:15
    which is why... by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:54:21
  Know what you need? by Glytch782002-09-25 08:41:37
    i almost went out there and flipped out. by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:42:39
      Alright then by Glytch782002-09-25 08:43:25
        elevator music by Arienadean2002-09-25 08:44:53
          IF he's using a jackhammer you'd have to have by trk1822002-09-25 11:34:28
          Yes Ear Plugs by Reddy2002-09-25 08:49:14
          Celine Dion: My heart will go on (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:46:39
            *cringes* *goes postal on DireEyez* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 08:50:42
              Good point...the jackhammer guy may take the by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:54:07
            ack that song nooooo by Arienadean2002-09-25 08:49:07
              But that commercial is cool. by Avium2002-09-25 08:51:06
                yay (n/t) by joecrouse2002-09-25 10:20:17
              song that never ends? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:50:14
                Ask and ... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  EVIL!!!! *points at Avium* by Glytch782002-09-25 09:04:08
                    If you're going to say it... by Avium2002-09-25 09:09:43
                      Oh, you mean like ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        Yep. Like that. by Avium2002-09-25 09:25:57
                      I'll make a note of that (n/t) by Glytch782002-09-25 09:16:49
                  Never heard of it (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:53:42
                    To get the full effect. by Avium2002-09-25 08:57:16
                      or little kids following you in a by Arienadean2002-09-25 09:02:18
                        Shoulda said a dollar (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:03:26
                          rich kids in this case by Arienadean2002-09-25 09:05:52
                            Grounded a day for every repetition... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:10:55
                      "Moderated: Not FYOS-safe"? ;-P (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 09:01:12
                        FYOS safe maybe... by Avium2002-09-25 09:02:16
Idocs Guide to HTML shut down by mikosullivan2002-09-25 08:36:14
  If you let me use Perl, I'll help! by GeminiDomino22002-09-25 10:32:55
Huh? by dsithlord2002-09-25 08:35:07
  Read down the page... by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
Opinion and advice please... by Tran2006-11-19 12:55:59
  can they e-mail ANYONE? by plblark2002-09-25 09:11:14
  Well, my own opinion by Tran2002-09-25 08:59:50
    Unfortunately, I agree... not good site design. by inittab2002-09-26 00:25:21
  What exactly happens... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:32:38
    Ditto by Snowdog2002-09-25 08:37:00
      oops - re filters by Tran2002-09-25 08:56:24
        Internal DNS on their end? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:57:59
          That is where one place i think the issue may be.. by Tran2002-09-25 09:01:28
            If they have one they probably got xdomain's IP by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:04:04
      from the sample teh sender faxed us... by Tran2002-09-25 08:47:04
        Wisconsin DNR by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
          typo: should be 192.180.180.2 by Tran2002-09-25 09:02:51
            Stumped by Snowdog2006-11-19 12:55:59
Has anyone ever tried to by NavyJoe2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some friends of mine in college by AdMan2002-09-25 08:29:27
    Definitely something to consider. (n/t) by NavyJoe2002-09-25 08:31:46
      Brewing you own LSD? by Avium2002-09-25 08:36:10
        he said in another post the result not hte drug (n/t) by ubergeek22002-09-25 08:37:35
          Yep. But he types faster than I do. ;) by Avium2002-09-25 08:45:29
        Scotch and a... by AdMan2002-09-25 08:37:31
          But only Single Malt. by Avium2002-09-25 08:47:38
            Better than by AdMan2002-09-25 09:03:42
      The result not the drug. (n/t) by NavyJoe2002-09-25 08:32:29
Video4Linux? by myke2002-09-25 08:03:25
  I got one by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
    interfesting.... by myke2002-09-25 08:34:22
    Nice DaNut.. That will come in handy someday (n/t) by Eric2002-09-25 08:12:20
misspelling police, Iliad by loadmaster2002-09-25 07:54:22
  wasn't it actually... by defdood2002-09-25 09:02:43
    That is... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:12:43
      Ah, but we write in English... by defdood2002-09-25 13:00:10
  Actually he goes by ILLIAD, by NavyJoe2002-09-25 08:02:55
    Actually he goes by Illiad, by mikosullivan2002-09-25 08:09:23
      I was refering to how it appeared in by NavyJoe2002-09-25 08:26:23
      Actually he goes by J.D. by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:10:12
        Just don't mention... by cartamusica2002-09-25 08:20:47
          or rhinos (n/t) by Arienadean2002-09-25 08:32:37
          i'm still waiting for that story to air ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:21:39
            Can't. It violates the FYOS. by Avium2002-09-25 08:24:24
              That should be FYOSR... by cartamusica2002-09-25 09:07:31
                Llamas violating Illiad... by Avium2002-09-25 09:15:28
                  <STEF>Somehow, I feel... moist.</STEF> (n/t) by GeminiDomino22002-09-25 10:37:22
                or anyone else for that matter..except Illiad (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:13:34
              Hey...my email's in my Diary... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:25:42
  Speaking of misspellings... by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:59:16
  Seek ye the other posts on gibbage ... (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 07:57:59
  Gibbed ahs been definted... by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:57:50
    Was it "finger lickin' good"? ;-) by kahuana2002-09-25 11:22:24
      Have not gotten any KFC from KFC ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:31:25
    ahs=has, definted=defined by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:00:15
      Your fingers are eating? by bugarup2002-09-25 08:13:33
        Hope he's not with ni man (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 08:15:28
        Yes, osmosis...absorbtion... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:15:22
That was actually painless... by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:45:22
  Our state has these new drivers liscences... by Harimad-sol2002-09-25 11:42:22
    CT uses the computers also... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:56:19
  Happy with pic?? by Reddy2002-09-25 07:47:33
    I shave my head...don't have that problem ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:54:57
      thought of cutting mine by Reddy2002-09-25 07:56:35
        Funny, with me it's the other way round. by bugarup2002-09-25 08:16:14
          Hippie! (n/t) by nin_man2002-09-25 08:19:01
            Peace, dude. ;P (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 09:00:58
              At least I'm mixing clichés ... by bugarup2002-09-25 09:04:07
                You're a psuedo-goth neo-hippie geek. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:06:36
                  I wonder if anyone could combine hippie and goth. by bugarup2002-09-25 09:19:42
                    Nah. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:27:56
                      Soooo .... by bugarup2002-09-25 09:34:41
                        Hmm...don't forget the flowers...for the cemetary by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:40:13
                          Very weird indeed. by bugarup2002-09-25 09:52:19
                  I dont' like color...black is my favorite color by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:14:35
                    Black isn't a color. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:19:08
                      Please do...I don't like people ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:21:57
                        Right. It's not a color. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:26:34
                          Black is a color by tigermouse2002-09-25 11:06:31
                          But an empty glass isn't the lack of water. by bugarup2002-09-25 09:30:45
                            not to mention, how do you get clothing to be by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:36:06
                          Not actually, I'd be quite happy with my own by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:29:25
                            Kind of. by nin_man2002-09-25 09:55:54
                              And we were basically discussing more of the by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:11:18
                                How very gloomy. by nin_man2002-09-25 10:29:16
                                Not likely ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:35:40
                Hmm...same here... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:06:02
          I haen't heard that since I shaved ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:18:15
            You've got by trulla2002-09-25 08:21:22
              Hmm...if it were shorter, I'd say I look like by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:24:02
                Now if you explain by trulla2002-09-25 08:26:11
                  I'm assuming that wored... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:40:54
                    No! :-) by trulla2002-09-25 10:34:15
                      picture of Suge from MTV article ;> by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        And I thought by trulla2002-09-25 10:46:39
                          ::grin:: by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
                            *grins back* by trulla2002-09-25 11:10:07
                              Not prom night... by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:17:10
                                So you're one of by trulla2002-09-25 11:22:05
                                Hey, I think I was before they swallowed by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:28:11
                                ok by trulla2002-09-25 11:39:59
                                That pic was from 1996 :p by DireEyez2002-09-25 11:57:15
                      There was a picture. by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:41:01
                    wored=worked (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:41:09
                  CEO of Death Row Records... by DireEyez2006-11-19 12:55:59
        <aol> by trulla2002-09-25 08:13:12
          I usually hear stories about women by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:16:15
            It's short for by trulla2002-09-25 08:20:11
              I'm assuming that's based on by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:22:30
                IIRC by trulla2002-09-25 08:29:52
                  Ah, makes sense now... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:37:07
            only reget by Reddy2002-09-25 08:19:08
        I'd yell too ;> by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:59:05
          that's where I want it by Reddy2002-09-25 08:04:59
            I said at least... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:06:27
              You're as bad as my dad by Reddy2002-09-25 08:07:37
                That's the usual excuse. by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:09:25
                  Too many people by Reddy2002-09-25 08:13:54
                    That's not a problem... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:17:00
                      Actually, many of us don't really care... by cartamusica2002-09-25 08:28:57
                        OK, that I could let slide ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:38:50
                        That was nice of her (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 08:33:16
                      Don't have white by Reddy2002-09-25 08:22:09
                        Would work, but doesn't portray the by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:24:52
    That's my least problem by trulla2002-09-25 07:50:18
      She said "smile if you want to" (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:55:20
I'm feeling smug today. by consul 8802002-09-25 07:29:23
  Aitch ee double-q, thanks :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 14:00:02
  To the funny farm. (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 07:59:11
  Can we sent someone witth him??? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 07:53:52
  To limbo... by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:46:38
  into oblivion? (n/t) by OleS2002-09-25 07:45:12
    "say good by to all of this" by joecrouse2002-09-25 10:25:33
  *grin* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:31:16
    It's a Unix lab. by consul 8802002-09-25 07:47:55
      *drool* So where do you work? by DaNutBall2002-09-25 08:00:28
        Why don't you check ... by consul 8802006-11-19 12:55:59
Strip Definition Request by AdMan2002-09-25 07:04:45
  For the gaming impaired by maceogan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Jargon file definition by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Simple by gatorbytes2002-09-25 07:27:55
    *cough* Yeah right *cough* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:28:27
      what can I say? by gatorbytes2002-09-25 07:42:51
      I definitly concur w/ DaNetBall (n/t) by cartvader12002-09-25 07:30:24
        Who's DaNetBall? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 08:02:25
          Oh s***! I have a doppleganger! (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 08:02:50
            gib it, quick! by gatorbytes2002-09-25 08:13:24
              *gets an evil grin* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 08:23:45
                not very nice by gatorbytes2002-09-25 08:33:09
        and I concur with you needing a spellchecker (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-09-25 07:31:49
          what makes that so funny is the source (n/t) by cartvader12002-09-25 07:34:44
            *slaps with a large frozen salmon* by gatorbytes2002-09-25 07:45:48
              /cartvader1 *slaps gatorbytes w/ a moldy ipod* by cartvader12002-09-25 07:54:09
                you just can't catch a break, can you? by gatorbytes2002-09-25 08:02:26
                  well... I can't spell.. never said I could.... by cartvader12002-09-25 08:19:51
                    I want nothing to do with your indigestion by gatorbytes2002-09-25 08:28:57
                      awe... i have a widdle vocabuwawy by cartvader12002-09-25 08:41:14
                        *gasps* by gatorbytes2002-09-25 09:06:21
                          YER MOM! by cartvader12002-09-25 09:09:45
  Gibbed by filler_bunny2002-09-25 07:09:57
    no--that'd be frag by gatorbytes2002-09-25 07:29:18
      Oh, silly me. by filler_bunny2002-09-25 13:51:55
        ahhhh by gatorbytes2002-09-25 17:18:50
  When you hit someone with by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:09:06
    Not sure... by Jesus2002-09-25 07:17:45
      I think you have it backwards... by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:19:54
        Right idea... by jubydoo2002-09-25 07:31:45
          So you're saying by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:34:27
    <Deleted><Deleted>2002-09-25 07:17:44
      Moderated: double post by Nea2002-09-25 08:04:49
      please delete double post (n/t) by Jesus2002-09-25 07:18:21
        Jesus gets moderated by crash_2002-09-25 07:35:10
  Ever played quake? (or doom for that matter) by Freakazoid2002-09-25 07:08:12
    Dangit Jim... by AdMan2002-09-25 07:13:25
      That's really the Saddest Thing Ever!™ by nin_man2002-09-25 07:18:23
        Now don't you encourage me. by bugarup2002-09-25 07:20:41
          Don't waste time on "sadder ideas" by AdMan2002-09-25 07:27:40
        After retiring there might not be that much choice (n/t) by Jesus2002-09-25 07:19:27
          Can't argue with Jesus. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:26:03
            Oh Jason that is so rude by crash_2002-09-25 07:30:36
              What, not arguing with Jesus? by nin_man2002-09-25 07:33:21
                But... by Tiamat19722002-09-25 07:59:02
                  Yep. Someone could date Jason then. by JPaganel2002-09-25 08:22:04
                    As long as they're 20 and attractive... by nin_man2002-09-25 08:29:28
    also, see yesterday's IDGIT (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 07:09:06
very borring by test2002-09-25 06:41:46
  In the future... by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:48:18
  *hangs sign* by plblark2002-09-25 07:04:13
    *lol* by trulla2002-09-25 07:06:34
    Godwin's Law be "danged" by AdMan2002-09-25 07:06:11
      Nope! by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:11:42
        Protocol Nazi! by AdMan2002-09-25 07:14:31
          I don't think so... by Arcanum2002-09-25 07:16:37
            I think the... by Bobus2002-09-25 15:06:14
      R I P by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:06:48
    How very ironic. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:05:54
    *takes down sign* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:05:20
      Oh Please by Reddy2002-09-25 07:06:59
        Ok, so I'm not the troll police. by plblark2002-09-25 07:08:14
          Nah... Show him how a "real" master does it... by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
            That is in terribly bad taste. by Avium2002-09-25 07:16:38
              It's his board. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:21:58
                I was actually thinking of MAW... by Naruki2002-09-25 09:57:06
                Not anymore. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:27:46
                  Which excludes yours, since... by Naruki2002-09-25 09:58:29
                    I claimed mine LONG before... by nin_man2002-09-25 10:00:39
                      Naw... by Naruki2002-09-25 10:06:40
                        All that invalidated... by nin_man2002-09-25 10:11:19
                          That's the point. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:24:10
                            Markings are one thing. by nin_man2002-09-25 10:30:33
                  how long til YOHIMBE notices the above? (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 09:53:25
                    He'd have to sober up to see it! by nin_man2002-09-25 09:56:42
                      heh, good one by Lord_Whiskers2002-09-25 10:39:57
                  Speaking of diaries.... by NotAGeek2002-09-25 08:37:40
                    That was incredibly shameless! by nin_man2002-09-25 08:40:20
                  As a faithful member by Nea2002-09-25 08:15:52
                    You betcha. by nin_man2002-09-25 08:19:38
                      Yay! by Nea2002-09-25 08:24:02
                  *pounds flag in* to make sure it sticks by plblark2002-09-25 07:30:18
                    How long by Reddy2002-09-25 07:33:38
                      At least until lunch. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:35:02
                        What is for lunch? by Reddy2002-09-25 07:39:19
                          Nin-man foot apparently by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:41:41
                            It's not bad. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:42:47
                              A tad over salted for my taste I fear. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:45:06
                                But it's served with jam... by nin_man2002-09-25 07:46:37
                                What type of jam??? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 07:48:37
                                Toe I suppose. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:50:28
                                I think you're right (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 07:55:11
                                It's...er...homemade. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:50:20
                                Think I'll stay with my salad (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 07:46:09
                        But that was four hours ago! by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:38:02
          That'll be great (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 07:12:34
  How cute! May I feed it? :-) (n/t) by trulla2002-09-25 07:02:20
    No you may not; trolls bite (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:02:57
      And it probably didn't have its shots. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:03:25
        Yup; we wouldn't want you to become sick (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:04:25
          Thanks for your concern! :-) by trulla2002-09-25 07:11:18
            Rabid puppies don't either. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:12:07
  To test by shadoman242002-09-25 06:56:33
  very poor english. must be a harvard grad (n/t) by thethinman2002-09-25 06:53:58
  Don't listen to Test, he's an Un-American! by nin_man2002-09-25 06:53:21
  To Test by tms17912002-09-25 06:51:40
    No that would require him to.. by DaNutBall2002-09-25 06:59:35
    please do, and the pebkac part too! (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 06:57:26
  On a scale of 1 to 10 by Arcanum2002-09-25 06:50:47
    Generous of you by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:53:21
      no no -1 by DaNutBall2002-09-25 06:56:27
        you mean 'suck' by OleS2002-09-25 07:30:02
        Yes, but I'm a bit litteral minded by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:57:24
          That's the idea ;-) (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:00:10
            Tcha! by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:12:11
              hehehehe :-D (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:21:09
  *poke* (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 06:46:43
    Y'know ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
      heh. by plblark2002-09-25 07:21:06
  Troll! Troll! Troll! (n/t) by Sim2002-09-25 06:46:15
Running batch file when user logs in by mikosullivan2002-09-25 06:41:34
  Domain or local accounts? by sysangel2002-09-25 07:21:20
  couple of ways by unclexenon2002-09-25 07:02:47
  Scripts by tms17912002-09-25 06:49:51
  Miko, by plblark2002-09-25 06:48:56
  same problem by test2002-09-25 06:43:50
Another Dumb Crook Story by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  heh by DaNutBall2002-09-25 06:58:15
    I shudder to think of KFC's new tagline. by nin_man2002-09-25 06:59:03
      Dude! You're getting munchies! ??? (n/t) by kahuana2002-09-25 11:05:03
      "KFC: 'Cuz I got high; 'cuz I got high..." by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:03:40
        Then again by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:06:41
          There ARE 11 "herbs" and spices. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:09:28
            It is the number 1 cash crop in KY :) (n/t) by JustnCase2002-09-25 08:10:01
  That's really quite clever. by nin_man2002-09-25 06:37:55
    would work better if the biscuits were included by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:50:30
      needs honey by Reddy2002-09-25 08:06:25
        That'd make great munchies (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:18:57
          I still have the cholate to go with it (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 08:26:08
            Hmm...chocolate with biscuits? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:42:27
              Dessert? by Reddy2002-09-25 08:55:26
                That works... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:59:26
                  Hmm by Reddy2002-09-25 09:10:45
                    Where it usually is by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:17:54
                      Not with you (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 09:29:50
                        ::grin:: right (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:32:21
                          Think by Reddy2002-09-25 09:39:50
                            It only goes lower by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:42:32
                              That's all (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 09:56:27
                                Any further than core and yer goin back up (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:15:07
                                Well I thought by Reddy2002-09-25 10:28:49
                                Hell is in Redmond (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:36:17
FAMOUS SEX QUOTES: by slamlander2002-09-25 06:08:47
  SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER! by SouthpawPL2002-09-25 17:33:33
  Some more by gaygeek2002-09-25 17:25:07
  Frank Zappa by dire_lobo2002-09-25 15:28:10
  "Philisophy is the real world... by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:22:16
  Quotes by videodude2002-09-25 11:25:52
  My favorite by trulla2002-09-25 10:36:23
  Another One by Yohimbe2002-09-25 09:32:54
    Hey... by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:36:47
  I heard the Mercedes-Benz quip attributed by webishop2002-09-25 07:55:48
    I never got that one. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:38:42
  Here's Another by consul 8802002-09-25 07:42:58
    He said... by Ston2002-09-25 15:41:13
  One More by unclexenon2002-09-25 07:06:43
    Sorry no by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:19:41
      Sex or documentation? (n/t) by gblues2002-09-25 09:57:49
        Both I said (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:59:49
    That's not true at all. by nin_man2002-09-25 07:08:34
      And really bad sex... by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:10:39
        How many of them are male? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:53:56
          Zero, of course. by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 08:04:06
            Now let's be fair here. by Avium2002-09-25 09:18:36
              Then they need to dump him and get... by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 09:43:03
                who needs a man? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:20:16
                I hear that REAL.COM is considering branching out. by kahuana2002-09-25 11:45:45
                Agreed, and vice-versa (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:46:29
            Figured. by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:14:22
              What new things? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 08:17:28
                Waking up? (n/t) by nin_man2002-09-25 08:20:21
                Anything not tried already by said woman ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:19:23
                  and that would be? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 10:21:56
                    how would I know, I'm not said woman (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 10:36:38
                      No but by Reddy2002-09-25 14:35:56
                        Try some whipped cream. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:37:49
                          Highly overrated (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 15:04:07
                            Yes, you're right. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 16:03:41
                              Uhm...heh by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:06:18
                                she orgasms while you lie in a diebetic coma by joecrouse2002-09-25 23:25:53
        I'd take it you'd know? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 07:41:15
          I NEVER do it wrong. by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 08:01:55
            (oh i know this is going to be misinterpreted) by kahuana2002-09-25 11:51:14
  Heres two more by imperito2002-09-25 06:35:38
  Matt Groening by digitig2002-09-25 06:18:48
    Hmm, but female Law Enforcment is usually by DireEyez2002-09-25 07:52:47
    LOL by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:21:15
Ow. Feels like I'm going deaf on the right side. by bugarup2002-09-25 06:00:29
  that sounds an awful lot like... by fireballmatt2002-09-25 10:17:32
  oh my god! by defdood2002-09-25 09:14:47
    now that's ironically funny by plblark2002-09-25 09:31:03
  Yes you should. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:27:14
  I'd be safe and at least call your physician for a by plblark2002-09-25 06:07:43
    That'll have to wait until tomorrow, then. by bugarup2002-09-25 06:18:25
      Call anyway. by flamebait2002-09-25 07:14:50
      golf (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 06:19:58
LOTD, gad that's ironic by Freakazoid2002-09-25 05:57:35
  Reminds me of the Teddy Borg LotD (n/t) by saxguy022002-09-25 09:52:07
  That Jurrasic Park reject was not Godzilla. by flamebait2002-09-25 07:11:02
    Godzilla 85 was in LA? (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 12:17:53
      Nope, it was in Tokyo. (n/t) by flamebait2002-09-26 06:57:29
Message to all Germans: by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 05:40:48
  Bier is a gut idea. by Caius2002-09-25 11:33:30
  Beer sounds good to me! ;o) (n/t) by Apfel2002-09-25 10:41:54
  Speeeling Natzee on myself by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 06:38:02
    I wonder what Dumbya's excuse by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:09:15
      Too much booze and cocaine (n/t) by dire_lobo2002-09-25 09:04:08
      I dunno... by xti2002-09-25 08:20:54
        stupidity, that is (n/t) by xti2002-09-25 08:24:10
      Side effect from by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:23:28
        That may explain it. by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:36:18
          But in his defence, he only did what Clinton did.. by kahuana2002-09-25 11:02:43
  Cheers! by Pseudo Nym2002-09-25 06:35:10
    May well be? by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:38:23
      If you're referring to Mexico, by xti2002-09-25 11:32:19
        Geography: Mexico != Switzerland by Pseudo Nym2002-09-26 00:17:02
        You are ignorant and self-centered. by JPaganel2002-09-25 14:56:47
      Well, by Pseudo Nym2002-09-25 06:47:45
        They don't have a sense of humor by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 06:52:36
          The Subgenii's motto? (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 06:58:31
            Yep. Hail to Bob (not Breck)* by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 07:00:45
          Better... by Pseudo Nym2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Further evidence by xti2002-09-25 08:27:41
              Oh! and yet another opportunity by xti2002-09-25 08:30:26
  Thanks! :-) by trulla2002-09-25 05:56:05
    That film was... by DaNutBall2002-09-25 05:57:21
  Any clickies that might explain that rather by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:48:48
    no clickies, but... by sumbusch2002-09-25 06:00:12
      wrong by xti2002-09-25 07:59:29
        What a dipstick to blame Illiad... by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 09:59:56
          Message to all Germans by xti2002-09-25 11:03:22
            Are you a German? by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 11:28:42
          He he he. by Naruki2002-09-25 10:25:53
            I'm reading _Blinded by the Right_ by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 11:14:38
              you mischaracterize the "right". by slamlander2002-09-25 14:42:15
      Oh I knew that then. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:06:45
        unpredictable..... by sumbusch2002-09-25 06:13:42
          Fortunately for the world by xti2002-09-25 08:00:30
            Ah, you are the world? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:02:47
              No, I am the rational by xti2002-09-25 11:09:49
                Rational? by SaleGamine2002-09-25 12:58:59
          Yes, we know. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:17:47
            No no no. That would never happen. by Naruki2002-09-25 06:20:53
              *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:33:02
              *kicking herself for not thinking of it first* by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 06:23:09
                They had to adjust the system for him. by Naruki2002-09-25 06:30:15
                  with 70,000 troops in the country by xti2002-09-25 08:19:13
                    That's the best they could do? by Naruki2002-09-25 10:02:04
                      Well, Coulter did have a host of by xti2002-09-25 11:16:51
                    So? All that means is both sides by SaleGamine2002-09-25 08:54:25
                      Ah, but unlike your AlGore, by xti2002-09-25 11:25:45
                        Not mine. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 12:28:47
                          It's easy to see. by Bugarup2002-09-25 13:20:59
                          Also: by SaleGamine2002-09-25 12:36:33
                        Bush Sr sent the troops to Somalia by tigermouse2002-09-25 12:00:21
                          Not exactly, he did so reluctantly by slamlander2002-09-25 14:00:36
                            perhaps by tigermouse2002-09-25 14:59:30
          And at least half of US voters, to boot. by Naruki2002-09-25 06:14:30
    I think, but I am not sure about this by crash_2002-09-25 05:59:18
      Not only one, by trulla2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Ah, the alleged Däubler-Gmelin comment. by bugarup2002-09-25 06:02:32
        Not really. by Naruki2002-09-25 06:16:03
Hi there by Llyr2002-09-25 05:36:40
  Good, he's finally ready to go. by Llyr2002-09-25 05:42:46
  So, have you retired from the silliness business? by bugarup2002-09-25 05:42:18
  heh by plblark2002-09-25 05:39:51
    hehehe (n/t) by Llyr2002-09-25 05:42:08
The nostalgia thread by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'd forgotten what the old ARS looked like. by nin_man2002-09-25 06:31:22
    I liked the way it looked better back then... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:55:59
    Everybody hug nin_man!! (n/t) by Illiad2002-09-25 07:30:57
      Et tu, Illiad? Et tu? (n/t) by nin_man2002-09-25 07:34:19
        (not/ticklish?) (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:56:39
  LOL by skeegenin2002-09-25 05:41:18
    'Twas the earliest instance to be found ... by bugarup2002-09-25 05:43:45
  I was a lurker back then by DaNutBall2002-09-25 05:37:11
  Yes, I didn't post then. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:19:36
    We hadn't even made our TLP's yet... by inittab2002-09-25 07:36:42
      If you mean in the diaries by Nea2002-09-25 08:41:00
        I read that as such things as by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:43:25
          Even the Song of the Day(!) by bugarup2002-09-25 09:13:37
          It's true by Nea2002-09-25 08:51:31
            I gathered as much (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:55:00
  Wow, that was a long time ago by Spisefisken2002-09-25 04:35:45
  Can't get the page by diGriz2002-09-25 04:28:26
    Me too! by crankshaft-jr2002-09-25 05:01:49
      What a way to go, eh? (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 05:45:27
  Brings back memories by trystean2002-09-25 04:24:00
  I do.... by IByte2002-09-25 04:21:53
    Yep by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:23:43
      That was the reason I kept it on "View All". by bugarup2002-09-25 05:40:45
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-09-25 04:00:03
With The Voice of a Hundred Thousand People Saying by caffine-iv2002-09-25 03:04:19
  Bye. by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:17:28
    when will you be coming again by Klymer2002-09-25 03:19:06
Cold? by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:36:15
  LOL. by kahuana2002-09-25 10:53:12
  In correct Celsius (to 2 decimal places) by cural2002-09-25 08:26:00
    Of course, the point of the joke relied on using by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:01:41
      which was mentioned before I posted by plblark2002-09-25 09:03:50
        Depends by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:54:32
        I guess about: ... by Medentic2002-09-25 09:11:31
  As a native Californian from by webishop2002-09-25 07:49:16
  In Celcuis by plblark2002-09-25 05:55:39
    Your math is a bit messed... by cural2002-09-25 08:39:48
      Math nazi! by YakkoWarner2002-09-25 08:48:20
        I just truncated and moved to nearest 5 or 2 by plblark2002-09-25 09:05:23
    I think you meant Celsius (n/t) by IByte2002-09-25 06:18:52
      *shivers in ice* You SAID freeze ... by plblark2002-09-25 06:53:43
    In Kelvin by plblark2002-09-25 05:56:08
  *grin* by DaNutBall2002-09-25 05:34:32
  in here by IQ-Neo2002-09-25 03:58:49
  I'll add that by caffine-iv2002-09-25 03:00:27
    this must been a russin car (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-09-25 03:03:02
      What, my Dodge? by caffine-iv2002-09-25 03:08:49
        The Joke said CAR by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:23:31
          I so agree! by crash_2002-09-25 05:40:30
            Must've been a Ford or Chrysler customer... by JPaganel2002-09-25 08:54:53
              I'm fond of Dodge Rams and Jeep (any) (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 09:00:06
                Dodge makes the best trucks. by JPaganel2002-09-25 16:28:41
                  Well, Vipers are nice. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:05:31
          Of course, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 03:38:58
  But SG, you only went to 60 ... by DragonLady2002-09-25 02:56:04
    Too bad by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:21:40
      but I think even you are capable by DragonLady2002-09-25 03:32:30
        122 Farenheit for us weird Americans ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:33:12
          What about the none-weird Americans? by Spisefisken2002-09-25 04:49:02
            They don't exist (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:51:22
  Fahrenheit? (n/t) by Old Stoneface2002-09-25 02:44:00
    freezing point of water ... by count_02002-09-25 02:44:51
      repost in in Celcius would u? (n/t) by bbr2002-09-25 02:53:28
        Converting F --> C by ideur2002-09-25 02:59:22
          here you get by Old Stoneface2002-09-25 03:02:25
            at what point would the ocean freeze over then. (n/t) by bbr2002-09-25 03:24:10
              Somepoint before Hell by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:23:15
                nah, around -20 Celcius or so by bbr2002-09-25 04:35:00
                  But how much of it? by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:40:12
                    This is a matter of time, not temperature by Kraut2002-09-25 04:51:54
                      Odd question though... by DireEyez2002-09-25 06:11:19
            But... by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:20:04
              OK then, how bout this... by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:38:30
  ROTFLMAO! by slamlander2002-09-25 02:42:56
Never mind the Cat, what about the mapie? by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I dunno... by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:25:11
  Is a magpie edible? by tandy2002-09-25 02:53:34
    No, Tandy, not a good idea by DragonLady2002-09-25 03:03:57
Song of the Day! by bugarup2002-09-25 02:22:31
  That artist ripped the song off by crash_2002-09-25 05:44:39
    I figured as much. by bugarup2002-09-25 05:49:02
      I actually have her CD here at work by crash_2002-09-25 06:01:11
        Alison Krauss & Union Station by crash_2002-09-25 06:15:28
Att: theymustbidiots by diGriz2006-11-19 12:55:59
Things A Cat Thinks About by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:42:09
  here's what i wanna know by cybergeek2002-09-25 09:40:18
    Then stop doing it. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:59:09
  And by Tron-X2002-09-25 09:15:05
    Can't they see that I'm saying" by Lord_Whiskers2002-09-25 10:57:48
  Cats are very simple. by filler_bunny2002-09-25 07:02:38
    You missed one by skeptic2002-09-25 07:21:48
      I liked Pterry's list for cats. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:29:41
  When is Gary Hobson going to by MauritsVanRees2002-09-25 05:42:02
  purr =^,^= by bbr2002-09-25 02:55:39
  now i wonder where mimi is ;) (n/t) by Klymer2002-09-25 02:03:19
  Cat thoughts by tandy2002-09-25 02:03:11
    Also by Mimi2002-09-25 02:14:52
      You forgot the Yarn by Reddy2002-09-25 06:56:51
    Who did the mess? by ipous2002-09-25 02:08:40
      AHA! by Jesus2002-09-25 02:37:59
  Some more by skeptic2002-09-25 02:01:20
  Cat Bathing as Martial Arts by trulla2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Almost sounds like bathing my dogs. (n/t) by Tiamat19722002-09-25 09:13:52
    Seen that one before by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:31:55
  And by DragonLady2002-09-25 01:53:51
    And by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:00:14
    And by Spisefisken2002-09-25 01:57:08
      Oh yes, I forgot ... by DragonLady2002-09-25 02:01:47
        Oh and of course by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:09:01
          It's cold out there - by ipous2002-09-25 02:10:56
            you forget the keyword by Klymer2002-09-25 02:34:14
  And... by fore_deck2002-09-25 01:46:06
    if the laundry is fresh washed.. by count_02002-09-25 01:50:04
      Cats and Clothes by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:28:12
        One of my cats will go out of its way to by ChuckAB2002-09-25 06:36:40
      Susie loves it too by Spisefisken2002-09-25 01:54:57
        Teach it a lesson by ideur2002-09-25 03:31:37
      And paw prints. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:51:43
        and... by ipous2002-09-25 02:06:23
          The laws of the universe... by defdood2002-09-25 09:26:13
          Simple solution: by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 05:32:19
            I'm not starting to dye Mimi's white bits now.. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:41:39
          now that is a real wonder by Klymer2002-09-25 02:32:33
            Mimi does the same. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:38:20
        not to forget by Klymer2002-09-25 01:56:13
          No, at the PC you sit on lap using back claws by Mimi2002-09-25 02:04:25
          ..or play a little... by count_02002-09-25 02:00:55
            Ah, the printer... by skeptic2002-09-25 02:07:40
*sings* "The answer my friiiiiiiend..." by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 01:30:47
  Where are you located? by ideur2002-09-25 01:53:20
    We're in NW Florida, and it's pouring and by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 03:04:50
      NO by ideur2002-09-25 03:36:18
        "It's raining men, halleluyah!" by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 05:30:23
          Have you been to Plaquemines Parish? by ktownson2002-09-25 06:50:53
            Don't forget that by ideur2002-09-25 23:52:25
            Been down there a time or two. by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 06:57:18
      Heading my way by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:35:32
What an excellent day I'm having.... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:15:57
  I did that once by borg3892002-10-01 06:13:46
  OUCH!! by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 01:38:44
    Depends.... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:45:53
  *comforts* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:29:10
    I'd love one thanks... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:35:15
      *mixes and serves* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:52:14
  That 'feature' seems mighty popular. by kahuana2002-09-25 01:25:29
    My favourite story is.... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:33:43
      LOL... That's hillarious (another victim... by Freakazoid2002-09-25 06:19:57
    Or there are some people, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:31:50
  Ouch! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:19:20
    Thanks :-) by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:28:20
      *grin* by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:37:40
        If the wheel spurred a technological revolution... by kahuana2002-09-25 01:43:01
        It was in the news just lately... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:40:42
          I cant remember where I read about it, by NavyJoe2002-09-25 07:10:11
Kickstart's Bazaar! (trade here) by adiplomat2002-09-25 01:09:15
  Bizarre?! by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 01:15:58
  On behalf of the message board; by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:12:12
    /me offers caffine-iv a high five. :) (n/t) by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 01:23:39
      /me high five's GeekPrincess :) by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:28:13
        OK, but I may have followers..hehe (n/t) by GeekPrincess2002-09-25 01:34:22
    addition: by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:13:06
Who was asking about a new Nirvana song? by Dok2002-09-25 01:01:33
  And it sounds pretty cool as well. by Dok2002-09-25 01:08:45
    That can be arranged, you know. (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 01:35:11
Orbit by count_02006-11-19 12:55:59
  So very sorry. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:59:46
The (official?) I Don't Get It thread by skeptic2002-09-25 00:46:52
  Thought the CEO "glossed him over" by rogueneuron2002-09-25 15:45:22
  Okay... by Illiad2002-09-25 06:30:14
    Eeewwww Illiad is that FYOS safe? (n/t) by slacktime2002-09-25 07:46:25
  Oh no ... by Caius2002-09-25 05:27:09
  I thought he was just glowing... by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:50:00
  I assumed it to be a Culture reference... by vendetta2002-09-25 02:24:09
  perhaps illiad by Klymer2002-09-25 01:17:33
  I would say that... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:07:17
    Lego MindStones!! (n/t) by karlika2002-09-25 01:40:57
      Aren't they currently... by Greyarea2002-09-25 01:49:09
        was a while ago... by McGowan2002-09-25 04:50:43
  I think ... by bugarup2002-09-25 01:05:47
    That what I was thinking as well. (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-09-25 05:02:21
    He's an SGI - they are matt by DragonLady2002-09-25 01:59:59
      and SGI stands for? (n/t) by AnimatedCorpse2002-09-25 04:44:49
        just in case this isn't a troll..... by gatorbytes2002-09-25 05:03:17
          Clicky by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Stupid Git Inside? (n/t) by McGowan2002-09-25 04:54:06
  My theory.. based on one of yours.. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:04:31
    Beat me to it :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 01:06:46
  Yes I wondered by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:01:46
  I don't get it either. (n/t) by Lindley2002-09-25 00:57:16
spam spam spam spam bacon spam and spam by Dazed2002-09-25 00:15:25
  Did it start... by listicath2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sorry love, spam's off (n/t) by lestat2002-09-25 01:39:54
    Bacon's off as well (n/t) by DragonLady2002-09-25 02:04:41
  That's about as bad... by ArchHeretic2002-09-25 00:42:47
  so here's what ya do by cybergeek2002-09-25 00:31:11
    No no no by Snowdog2002-09-25 08:12:05
    Hey, I have a deal for you! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:48:07
      Hmmm... by Snowdog2002-09-25 08:29:47
      BTW, this is an honest and scincere post. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:54:20
        spam program by codemachine2002-09-25 07:55:24
          could probably pull it off in C++.... by cybergeek2002-09-25 09:44:31
            If it's easier, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 15:18:48
    Yeah college/university rocks, man by Dazed2002-09-25 00:41:21
  Yes it is! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:21:43
I'm Schroedinger's employee! by kahuana2002-09-25 00:13:47
  Sounds unpleasant by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:49:15
    Thanks. by kahuana2002-09-25 01:15:21
      Science by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:38:35
        Well, as far as I've understood it... by IByte2002-09-25 05:33:20
aw... shoot... Illiad skipped the Gore scene. by bbr2002-09-25 00:07:27
  Here I thought you were talking about Al by webishop2002-09-25 09:00:11
  Indeed! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:56:16
    Like "Special" violence setting in NWN... by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:45:50
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hello there... by Dongorath2002-09-25 08:33:41
    Got a cold. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:08:13
      So bad... by Dongorath2002-09-25 13:18:06
  Good rainy morning everyone by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 05:51:25
    *Serves black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:55:10
      Thank you by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 06:02:32
        Indeed you should by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:31:12
          True but... by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 07:50:33
            Ah well. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:06:07
              Lucky You by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 09:27:19
                A point there. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:36:23
                  W***ing full time as well by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 10:40:48
  morning by plblark2002-09-25 04:05:20
    *Brings big cake with candles on* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:28:29
      you call that keeping a secret? :-) by plblark2002-09-25 05:38:55
        Oops! by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:43:55
          mmm cake in illiways! by plblark2002-09-25 06:02:40
            thanks btw (n/t) by plblark2002-09-25 06:03:17
              You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:28:54
                coffee is always welcome! by plblark2002-09-25 06:55:24
                  :) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:24:10
                    always more! coffee goes so well by plblark2002-09-25 07:40:42
                      Tired I was by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:43:42
                        not to worry, I was too by plblark2002-09-25 08:17:01
                          I've heard of it. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 09:28:06
          You aren't fooling anyone... (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-09-25 05:58:57
            But I learnt that look from Mimi by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:28:00
    HAPPY BOOZEDAY by ideur2002-09-25 05:14:43
  One bowl of Miso soup by slamlander2002-09-25 02:44:25
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:26:21
      If it's the same fondue place we ate at ... by slamlander2002-09-25 05:28:56
        Yes, that's where we went. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 05:50:13
          because I'm hyper tonight. by slamlander2002-09-25 06:14:44
            Well that is nice by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:20:44
  *Wanders in looking for another Irish coffee* by Greyarea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *Makes another one* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:17:05
  Moin, Jo! by diGriz2002-09-25 01:39:30
    *Serves hot tea* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:55:09
      Be glad you can't by diGriz2002-09-25 02:03:35
  *flops down with lunch* by zona2002-09-25 00:52:46
    {{{zona}}} by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:58:09
      *giggle* by zona2002-09-25 01:17:09
        Ah, but I enjoy cooking. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:26:43
          Well then.... by zona2002-09-25 01:34:55
            *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:53:45
  *brrrrrr* from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2002-09-25 00:39:39
    Ok, Irish coffee it is. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:46:36
  Good morning. by ArchHeretic2002-09-25 00:35:09
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:39:15
      No by ArchHeretic2002-09-25 00:40:00
  Goodmorning my friend by Spisefisken2002-09-25 00:29:26
    Sort of the same here by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:33:57
      Well I hope he is busy and have forgotten you by Spisefisken2002-09-25 01:11:46
        Ok... by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:13:04
  *Coming in* by c3po2002-09-25 00:25:08
    *Brings hot chocolate* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:27:55
      Yes by c3po2002-09-25 00:30:49
        Yes, I have by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:34:44
  Some strong cocoa, please. by bugarup2002-09-25 00:23:52
    {{{bugarup}}} by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:26:48
  hi by Klymer2002-09-25 00:22:30
    In some parts yes. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:25:26
      brrr by Klymer2002-09-25 00:28:18
        It may get warmer by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:35:39
          they keep changing their minds by Klymer2002-09-25 00:36:36
            Also true. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:37:52
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-09-25 00:20:04
    *Shrug* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:23:25
      I was more thinking of the stuff by ideur2002-09-25 00:27:10
        All, well you can't have the butter by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:31:36
      give him by Klymer2002-09-25 00:26:51
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:18:47
    hmmmm by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 05:48:19
      *takes a seat* by caffine-iv2002-09-25 12:29:47
        Me?!? by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 13:38:39
          Yes, you! :) by caffine-iv2002-09-25 15:25:55
            :-) by P.Buttercup2002-09-25 18:52:30
      Just in case you were being side tracked by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:52:13
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:20:42
      Hehehe, by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:23:25
        :) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:29:09
          Uh oh! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:35:03
            Not sure you can get them here by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:37:19
              Fondue is yummy :) by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:42:14
                Never seen the here in Switzerland by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:47:59
                  Well, guess you'll just have yourself by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:49:53
                    Oddball is the word by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:56:34
                      Just checked some flights by ideur2002-09-25 01:50:07
                      20 hours? by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:02:29
                        Well I wasn't. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:04:45
                          Ah. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:07:09
                            Nah... I did worse that that. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:10:08
                              Ooop, forgot to ask.. by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:15:51
                                To help out an other team by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:32:14
                                {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-09-25 02:05:53
                              Ah! by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:15:03
  hot chocolate sounds good by microchic2002-09-25 00:16:28
    But there is a nice log fire in the hearth by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:18:08
      yummy (n/t) by microchic2002-09-25 00:27:03
  *another for the stack* by bbr2002-09-25 00:10:57
    Ok. But please make this the last. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:15:28
      dont drink coffee by bbr2002-09-25 01:29:07
        *Serves glass of water* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:20:01
          nah, i'll have a cheese & bacon sandwich. by bbr2002-09-25 02:51:54
            *Makes sandwich* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 06:29:36
              ure only a 3.5 hours late. by bbr2002-09-25 06:55:23
                I know and I'm sorry. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 07:46:58
      Don't you just *hate* STACK OVERFLOW. by kahuana2002-09-25 00:18:32
        Oh, not worry. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:50:01
        Mimi Tandy Susie would just love it tho :) by DragonLady2002-09-25 00:24:23
    mv.... by count_02002-09-25 00:14:49
      Yes, comes in handy for lighting the fires by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:16:25
  morning :) by count_02002-09-25 00:06:57
    *Serves hot tea with honey* by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:08:17
      /me shakes to the fireplace by count_02002-09-25 00:09:46
        You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-09-25 00:19:21
stupid question by CrazySteve2002-09-25 00:05:28
  "Gib", with a G like in "Gastropod" (or golf).. by BlurOfSerenity2002-09-25 14:09:02
  G like in GIF ;> (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:27:54
    (and yes, I was kidding) (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:04:31
  I think m-w.com is quite helpful with pronunciatio by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Gib: A castrated Male cat (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:40:44
      I noticed that.... by IByte2002-09-25 15:55:52
        I'm sure it has something to do with the origins by DireEyez2002-09-25 17:03:51
      and that is G as in golf... by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:52:44
  G like in golf... by willgrey2002-09-25 05:24:06
  If I recall, Hard G is the J sound, golf is a soft by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:46:52
  I pronounce it like "gibberish". by bugarup2002-09-25 00:09:20
    But is "gibberish" pronunciated with.... (n/t) by webishop2002-09-25 07:52:41
      like 'jibberish' (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:21:06
    when you are gibbed, you do not by Klymer2002-09-25 00:21:39
  hard g by tdb2002-09-25 00:08:30
Does anyone else think AJ's eyes look weird by bugarup2002-09-25 00:04:49
  I think it's like the Rock by Dazed2002-09-25 00:06:37
    I recognized the raised eyebrow. by bugarup2002-09-25 00:10:58
      obviously by microchic2002-09-25 00:14:19
  I think he's going for that by CrazySteve2002-09-25 00:06:02
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-09-25 00:00:17
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Where you don't get caught (n/t) by nimdokk2002-09-25 15:26:10
  any big crime where you die at the end by sketcher2002-09-25 12:32:18
  A lamb to the slaughter. by Ston2002-09-25 11:33:11
  Depriving me of the Internet :( by hellahulla2002-09-25 08:31:03
    Welcome back. Long time no see. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 08:58:09
  If I told you by Arcanum2002-09-25 06:45:36
  You will never find out! by digitig2002-09-25 06:27:30
  This. by IByte2002-09-25 05:37:48
  Read Crime and Punishment. by Llyr2002-09-25 05:37:16
  perfect murder.... let see... by McGowan2002-09-25 04:59:05
    There's *waaay* too much thought put in to this... by kahuana2002-09-25 11:31:55
    Can be done better up North. by NOLAWitch2002-09-25 05:43:51
  If I tell you, it's not perfect anymore. by gila_monster2002-09-25 04:54:36
  Completely random act done away from home. (n/t) by DireEyez2002-09-25 04:44:36
    Why away from home? (n/t) by Reddy2002-09-25 08:03:30
      Perfect crime requires no recognition. by DireEyez2002-09-25 08:12:15
  Stealing... by CreecH2002-09-25 04:37:34
  Getting HIGH... by AdMan2002-09-25 03:47:09
  My Current Job by Y2KDragon2002-09-25 03:39:59
    Is your position? by AdMan2002-09-25 03:48:37
  It is, of course..... by Greyarea2002-09-25 02:01:56
    Or guilty (not that perfect)... by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Florida's election (n/t) by ideur2002-09-25 01:29:49
    How is that a crime? by Pyrion2002-09-25 10:41:59
  Comment Board Moderation by adiplomat2002-09-25 01:11:32
  The one nobody knows about (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-09-25 01:02:59
  Inventing your own Religion. by zona2002-09-25 00:51:34
    No! You must NEVER, EVER have fanatics! by adiplomat2002-09-25 01:14:25
      Sorry... by zona2002-09-25 01:19:28
    Naw, that's fun. by bugarup2002-09-25 01:01:26
      Quick, think of another word by caffine-iv2002-09-25 01:09:10
        That's kind of the joke, you know. :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 01:36:48
          Yeah, I was trying to add to it.. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-09-25 02:23:38
  Collecting 100$ tax, giving back 50$ worth of work by caffine-iv2002-09-25 00:28:24
  two words: by cybergeek2002-09-25 00:25:19
    Which two? by kahuana2002-09-25 00:30:38
      *readies the LART-o-matic* by cybergeek2002-09-25 00:32:41
        Three and a half.... by kahuana2002-09-25 00:34:23
  drinking beer by Klymer2002-09-25 00:19:41
  Anything where you don't get caught by Spisefisken2002-09-25 00:18:12
    Right! by trulla2002-09-25 00:40:33
  Microsoft Terminal Server licensing scheme. by kahuana2002-09-25 00:04:58
    I agree - licensing. (n/t) by Newromancer2002-09-25 00:15:54
  hmmm by CrazySteve2002-09-25 00:03:18
  Depends on what is defined as criminal. (n/t) by bugarup2002-09-25 00:02:28
  Doing nothing (n/t) by count_02002-09-25 00:02:00
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some Links. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-09-25 00:00:02
  Sweedish Chef by consul 8802002-09-25 07:36:56
  Français/French by SaleGamine2002-09-25 02:26:20
  Hebrew by skeptic2002-09-25 01:45:42
    How about Yiddish? by diGriz2002-09-25 01:59:56
      Sorry, I don't speak that lingo by skeptic2002-09-25 02:13:26
        That's really sad by diGriz2002-09-25 02:34:15
          perhaps you can use ... by mjkj2002-09-25 03:53:12
            FYI by diGriz2002-09-25 04:22:50
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-09-25 00:15:01
    Wienerisch by moon2002-09-25 03:46:36
    glänzen? by Klymer2002-09-25 00:24:12
      naja....verschmiert.... by count_02002-09-25 00:42:58
        hmm by Klymer2002-09-25 00:59:30
          ihmo by ipous2002-09-25 01:05:30
            glossy und fake by Ursus3102002-09-25 02:37:13

 

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