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Cartoon for Aug 29, 2002
Strip for Aug 29, 2002
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Looking for some advice.... by packet-rat2006-11-19 12:55:59
Ok, I don't get it ... by DennisMV2002-08-31 18:29:27
  In greater detail by stujlaird2003-03-18 04:44:45
  ASS holes, maybe? (n/t) by stujlaird2003-03-18 04:42:03
What SQL operators and functions do you want? by mikosullivan2002-08-30 05:37:37
  Dowhatimeantmkay by kahuana2002-08-30 11:31:43
  Embarrasing by mikosullivan2002-08-30 05:42:47
  Non-std SQL ops and functions are (virtuous|evil) by mikosullivan2002-08-30 05:38:36
Earlycomers thread by Spisefisken2002-08-29 23:00:05
  Tell them about my job... by GreyArea2002-08-29 23:50:09
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-29 23:27:49
  <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-29 23:27:46
    Moderated: triple post. Oh baby I needed that... by Nawft2002-08-29 23:33:36
      Should we start making a moderation thread by Spisefisken2002-08-29 23:39:33
        no by Nawft2002-08-29 23:46:39
          Good Gawd, it's...it's... SuperMod! by adiplomat2002-08-29 23:51:05
            nah by Nawft2002-08-29 23:57:50
              Shameless flattery, even! Neaea? by adiplomat2002-08-30 00:02:12
                a true super mod only needs one ea by Nawft2002-08-30 00:07:30
            Is it a bird? Is it a plane? by diGriz2002-08-29 23:53:06
              No, no, no... Mods are always (down, -1) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-08-29 23:54:31
          A double post is evil? by SaleGamine2002-08-29 23:47:50
            not in the true sense of the word by Nawft2002-08-29 23:54:54
              Obviously I do as well by SaleGamine2002-08-30 00:01:11
                welll then a round of ":)"s for all. On the house. by Nawft2002-08-30 00:09:55
              Check my SuperMod comment for a by adiplomat2002-08-29 23:58:18
        You are spoiling them. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 23:44:37
          heck Kickstart did it just a few by Nawft2002-08-29 23:51:37
            murphy? (n/t) by packet-rat2002-09-02 11:01:25
            ::grovel, grovel:: (n/t) by ellyssian2002-08-30 04:57:25
    Whoops! by diGriz2002-08-29 23:29:02
      Or you could just multi-post the same by adiplomat2002-08-29 23:30:14
  Chain him and put him on the rear seat :-) by diGriz2002-08-29 23:27:37
  playing yo-yo by ParityBit2002-08-29 23:21:47
  talk really fast and in circles indecisivly by LunarRainn2002-08-29 23:19:02
  Hum tunelessly and fidget. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 23:08:17
  *starts to sing* by Apfel2002-08-29 23:04:21
    this is the song that never ends by joecrouse2002-08-29 23:31:35
    Yup. very much indeed by Spisefisken2002-08-29 23:06:36
      ;o) by Apfel2002-08-29 23:08:04
  Ignoring them, and posting on User Friendly ;-) (n/t) by narfy2002-08-29 23:02:41
Setting up a Linux server... by narfy2002-08-29 22:57:52
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-29 22:01:13
  Where do you... by diGriz2002-08-29 22:44:35
    Besides... by diGriz2002-08-29 22:53:15
      hehehehe by Kickstart2002-08-29 23:00:32
        I post it anyway by diGriz2002-08-29 23:46:55
  Nevermind! (n/t) by Kickstart2002-08-29 22:12:39
    yeah, I'm good. Who da man? by Nawft2002-08-29 22:22:56
      You da man! by Kickstart2002-08-29 22:37:05
Latecomers' by CrazySteve2002-08-29 21:27:59
  SMD flip contest by c3po2002-08-29 22:40:40
  Enshrine it by the_fool762002-08-29 21:36:20
    Always wanted to have a complete PC by myke2002-08-29 21:45:25
Erk by i_am_pi2002-08-29 20:21:57
  i think i'm going to have to do some by i_am_pi2002-08-29 20:31:28
    You were born the year I graduated by NavyJoe2002-08-29 21:25:34
    You should be safe by masato2002-08-29 20:55:01
Suggestions, please? What can I do with a ... by chuckab2002-08-29 20:00:36
  Old games by LionsPhil2002-08-30 08:25:28
  Since it has DOS and Win95 ... by bugarup2002-08-29 20:40:10
  linux router? <nt> by CrazySteve2002-08-29 20:06:56
    Thought about that. ... by chuckab2002-08-29 20:14:07
      Don't need another nic... by pwrlnkid2002-08-29 20:25:51
        Hah! Wrong! by bugarup2002-08-29 20:43:04
          heh by CrazySteve2002-08-29 20:47:13
            hehe steve wana make some bets on that by joecrouse2002-08-29 21:11:22
            Got one right here .... by bugarup2002-08-29 20:48:38
              wouldn't die?? by CrazySteve2002-08-29 20:51:26
                Amazing ... by bugarup2002-08-29 20:54:39
I am alive and doing well so far by magedrake 00012002-08-29 19:53:07
  sounds like you're doing great... by Zandermann2002-08-29 20:03:09
I can't find a strip where both by NavyJoe2002-08-29 19:46:16
  they are one in the same! by CrazySteve2002-08-29 19:53:29
    Well he did make Erwin... by NavyJoe2002-08-29 20:01:14
      in cobol nonetheless <nt> by CrazySteve2002-08-29 20:07:40
SHPOTD by SouthpawPL2002-08-29 17:51:51
  Air Supply did it best... by Naruki2002-08-29 19:12:27
    Here's a nice blurb on the killer song... by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Found two. by bugarup2002-08-29 18:14:59
    agreed... by Zandermann2002-08-29 18:28:50
  search results by tigermouse2002-08-29 18:12:21
Beatles Song of the Day! by Llyr2002-08-29 16:03:01
  Fixing A Hole! by stereoroid2002-08-30 05:21:56
  I didn't know... by Gary_72002-08-29 18:05:27
    you mean like Manson? by ToLazyToThink2002-08-29 19:12:32
  Wheee! by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
Song of the Day! by bugarup2002-08-29 15:16:35
  Gah. How did that happen? by bugarup2002-08-29 15:18:11
    don't keep us in suspense ;) by nimdokk2002-08-29 15:24:47
      The last line of the first verse again by bugarup2002-08-29 15:35:43
Unusual pop-up... by kingoffools2002-08-29 15:13:47
  I had something similar... by Harimad-sol2002-08-29 20:18:54
  Ahem, over at sinfest, not "a sinfest" (n/t) by kingoffools2002-08-29 16:22:05
RSOTD by Apfel2002-08-29 14:35:48
  Apfel, I truly hope that when the inevitable by adiplomat2002-08-29 22:14:09
    Well I have... (n/t) by Apfel2002-08-29 22:52:08
      Sorry text went missing! by Apfel2002-08-29 22:53:12
  You know... by Kickstart2002-08-29 21:35:15
    I know! by Apfel2002-08-29 22:39:38
      I doubt it by Kickstart2002-08-29 22:41:50
        As said... by Apfel2002-08-29 22:57:18
Anyone know what's happening at Google? by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't see it... by stereoroid2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What's different? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-29 15:02:18
  What's different? by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmmm by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:28:27
    The logos... by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Well, we don't get that... by IByte2002-08-29 14:48:50
      Weird, but they look fine here (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:45:54
        Think I'll go and flush the cache... (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-08-29 14:48:53
          tail -f /var/log/httpd/access_log by wheresthefish2002-08-29 14:52:16
            Did you see me? by LurkerMo2002-08-29 15:07:45
              Nah. by wheresthefish2002-08-29 15:08:55
^= by mikosullivan2002-08-29 14:12:28
  nope by cthulu_saves2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I saw it in a PL/SQL doc by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:43:21
  not equal to by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:35:40
Happy Birthday i_am_pi! by wiseguy5862002-08-29 13:56:04
  Happy birthday Pi. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 23:26:01
  *hands i_am_pi a towel* by Spisefisken2002-08-29 22:53:14
  Five! (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-29 15:01:42
  *sings* by wiseguy5862002-08-29 13:57:38
    happy birthday dear Anthony... by Ubergeek22002-08-29 19:34:03
    Wouldn't I'm-pi be easier? by IByte2002-08-29 14:02:05
      Ah, but by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:37:12
        I happen to prefer to be called Pi by i_am_pi2002-08-29 16:07:54
          Happi birthday, then! ;) by bugarup2002-08-29 16:22:14
          Is that so? by tigermouse2002-08-29 16:11:53
            Does his birthday pie look happy? by IByte2002-08-29 16:32:51
              Not sure by tigermouse2002-08-29 16:35:32
                That's what you get for hanging around on the web (n/t) by IByte2002-08-29 16:53:28
                  yep by tigermouse2002-08-29 17:25:20
                    I'll nibble a bit... by IByte2002-08-29 17:46:16
        That's our indexed wiseguy's problem... by IByte2002-08-29 14:42:39
          but but but by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:49:26
            Who said two variables can't have the same value? by IByte2002-08-29 14:51:15
              There are rules about this kind of thing by tigermouse2002-08-29 14:55:12
                Yes, if imaginary, you might have some 'i'... by IByte2002-08-29 15:00:06
                  But I already said by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:07:11
                    I'm still bothered by the fact that by IByte2002-08-29 15:13:24
                      Well, I'm so sure by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:19:56
                        Yet, by the same logic by IByte2002-08-29 15:22:30
                          hmmm by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:27:55
                          Only when real AND imaginary... by kingoffools2002-08-29 15:26:18
                            But if the cup of tea by IByte2002-08-29 15:34:53
                              Maybe she's by Llyr2002-08-29 15:59:16
                                I've been insinuating that all along... by IByte2002-08-29 16:03:51
                                *hack kack kack* by tigermouse2002-08-29 16:07:59
                                Ah, but are they also ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                you-are-definitely by tigermouse2002-08-29 16:26:00
                                Why, fankles. by bugarup2002-08-29 16:57:58
                                undefinable, maybe... (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-29 17:24:01
                                Indefinite, perhaps... by IByte2002-08-29 17:08:07
                                You speaking hyperbolically? by tigermouse2002-08-29 17:29:06
                                Oh, I think I've reached the maximum by IByte2002-08-29 17:44:55
                            done! by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:29:45
Dragon Con by Crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
UF issues that need to be resolved... by felixwonderland2002-08-29 12:13:06
  Yeah, I really miss Matt by Crash_2002-08-29 12:28:04
  And by thndrcloud2002-08-29 12:18:14
    I imagine by binkley2002-08-29 12:27:54
  Forgot them all at the silo. by pecosdave2002-08-29 12:18:00
Gaming servers, would you pay? by Sieldan2002-08-29 10:59:14
  Nothing at all by Spisefisken2002-08-29 12:20:43
    smartie! (n/t) by Sieldan2002-08-29 12:39:22
  I guess a bit more clarification is in order by Sieldan2002-08-29 11:58:05
    What do you mean? by Relyc2002-08-29 13:40:59
      What Im thinking is this by Sieldan2002-08-29 14:23:57
  they are already around... by theonlyphreak2002-08-29 11:48:58
  Pay? by filler_bunny2002-08-29 11:16:07
  To my knowledge... by Nickface2002-08-29 11:14:49
Just so's you know, by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  SDP Nifty new addition by The_Fool762006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well, by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ...meh by cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I really like one of the newer strips ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
        The "Election Issues" strip, too. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Somewhat interesting side note... by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:13:10
    Other way around for me by The_Fool762002-08-29 12:17:01
      Actually, I MIGHT have wandered in... by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:19:59
        Looks like a job for... by The_Fool762002-08-29 12:23:26
  POING! by The_Fool762002-08-29 11:35:35
    Nah, for a true lart... by Znirk2002-08-29 12:41:37
      Crikey! by The_Fool762002-08-29 12:43:10
    *sics Bun-Bun on The_Fool76* by cybergeek2002-08-29 12:00:03
      You can run, but you can't hide. by bugarup2002-08-29 12:04:06
        Quick... by The_Fool762002-08-29 12:07:20
          hey bun-bun! by cybergeek2002-08-29 12:14:11
          Is the Flux Agitator Supposed to do that?? by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:11:41
            Oohh... Another fool by The_Fool762002-08-29 12:14:44
              Don't know, but... by Znirk2002-08-29 13:02:08
              *chuckles* (n/t) by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:17:03
    /me sets the Mark 5 on The Fool's trail by saxguy022002-08-29 11:39:58
      Greatest Line Ever by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:09:53
  note to self: by cybergeek2002-08-29 10:51:41
MSSQL server & NTUsers question by esger2002-08-29 10:20:29
  <Shudder> Use 'NT Authentication' </Shudder> by fore_deck2002-08-29 10:23:11
    not exactly by esger2002-08-29 10:26:31
      Actually by fore_deck2002-08-29 10:29:58
        you see... by esger2002-08-29 10:40:13
C++ floating point numbers question by OddParity2002-08-29 09:56:22
  isnan(), isinf(), finite() by cjpuffin2002-08-29 13:12:56
  Hmm.. by imperito2006-11-19 12:55:59
  One more thing by OddParity2002-08-29 10:02:51
    does the app have a "maximum high value" by cybergeek2002-08-29 11:51:21
      App has higher precision than input by OddParity2002-08-29 13:16:58
I'm setting up an as/400 client access program in by i_am_pi2002-08-29 09:53:15
  Que! by curtludwig2002-08-29 10:38:11
  Why firewire? by imperito2002-08-29 09:56:35
    Firewire by MikeCDN2002-08-29 10:06:53
      better than USB by cartvader12002-08-29 10:10:12
        Hmmm... by kingoffools2002-08-29 12:16:00
    'cause i have a mac with untapped firewire ports. by i_am_pi2002-08-29 10:00:03
Grr by i_am_pi2002-08-29 08:39:39
  Well... by imperito2002-08-29 09:50:31
    it's name based vhosting, and i still havne't by i_am_pi2002-08-29 09:55:23
  Change your TTL... by dredwolff2002-08-29 08:53:15
    it's the fact that the whole domain by i_am_pi2002-08-29 09:12:00
      Doh! by dredwolff2002-08-29 09:21:06
Curious by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's something going around... by CartaMusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
    ah by nimdokk2002-08-29 08:17:11
      That's a matter of taste. by Naruki2002-08-29 08:18:29
        So life like it's scary .... by crankshaft-jr2002-08-29 08:25:01
          You know... by CartaMusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I don't read it much anymore by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:20:27
          Scott Adams ... by LurkerMo2002-08-29 08:49:10
  dunno about swapping... by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:13:05
    yeah by nimdokk2002-08-29 08:16:07
      Do you think maybe by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:19:17
unprinted punched cards by bobmon2002-08-29 08:02:31
  lol... by neonate2002-08-29 08:21:15
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-29 07:39:29
  Suicide hotline... Please hold..... by huitzilopochtli2002-08-29 09:19:51
    Was it "The Birdcage" by myke2002-08-29 09:24:33
      No, I think it was a movie with Steve Martin. by Naruki2002-08-29 09:43:23
        I beleive it's "Mixed Nuts" (n/t) by Nickface2002-08-29 09:48:36
          "Cracking Up" w/Jerry Lewis (n/t) by saxguy2002-08-29 11:02:25
  call 999-999-9999 by pecosdave2002-08-29 07:55:19
    Dont call that in the UK, by breezeblock2002-08-29 08:23:02
      Only a third...? (n/t) by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:24:43
        Yes, because the fourth part by bugarup2002-08-29 08:34:12
        Maybe the whole lifeboat won't fit... (n/t) by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:31:46
          What if you're landlocked? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 08:39:20
            They trailer it. (n/t) by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:49:46
              wish our 911 service was that responsive (n/t) by pecosdave2002-08-29 09:00:07
          I hadn't thought of that. by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:34:21
  Trust me... by Illiad2002-08-29 07:47:25
    Now for something partially different by tadthornhill2002-08-29 09:03:04
      Like this. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        test of html -- cool, thanks by tadthornhill2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Umm...You're link is borked. by Avium2002-08-29 09:24:11
          The right address is... by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I have to disagree with you there Illiad by Crash_2002-08-29 08:20:27
      It depends on circumstance, I suppose... by IByte2002-08-29 08:31:42
      There's a difference... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:31:01
      "for months". by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:23:26
        Not really, by Crash_2002-08-29 08:30:34
    Forgive me for hearing differently... by Harimad-sol2002-08-29 08:14:32
      You know... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:27:02
        looks like he got what he wanted... by marduk2002-08-29 09:15:55
        I've seen some of both by Harimad-sol2002-08-29 08:36:03
        Well, roquentin also tried getting attention by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:30:37
          Indeed... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:32:43
            He obviously does have some sort of a problem. by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:38:57
            I really really realy want to ask but I won't. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:35:53
              Heh... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:44:53
                Thanks =) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:48:44
      But I have to wonder by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 08:20:53
        Depends on his comfort level with Pi by Crash_2002-08-29 08:50:34
          Why are you more comfortable on-line? by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 08:59:42
            As far as comfort.. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:02:26
              I'm not one to talk :) by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 09:09:43
                Yes it does! by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:10:32
                  All I can say is by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 09:48:46
                    ic... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:50:18
    In light of this, moderate my top-level post down. by i_am_pi2002-08-29 07:51:10
      hey, you cared about him ... that is good by DragonLady2002-08-29 23:04:50
      I support you 100% Pi by Crash_2002-08-29 08:27:40
        You can call me heartless... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:43:31
          Oh, and ANOTHER thing... :-) by Illiad2002-08-29 08:55:42
            Legal ramifications: by SouthpawPL2002-08-29 17:15:17
            So you will sit back and watch it all take place? by Crash_2002-08-29 09:07:34
              Help? What help? by LurkerMo2002-08-29 09:17:45
              For starters... by Illiad2002-08-29 09:16:41
              I could be very wrong here... by CartaMusica2002-08-29 09:10:22
                I'm not trying to bust anyone here by Crash_2002-08-29 09:28:42
                  Compassion by Illiad2002-08-29 09:52:41
                    I concede to your point by Crash_2002-08-29 10:01:38
                      Nothing... by Illiad2002-08-29 12:45:03
                        I live for those words. by Naruki2002-08-29 15:29:59
                          Except by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:35:11
                            I put the period inside the quotes... by Naruki2002-08-29 15:38:35
                              just because by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:44:02
                                Nice rebuttal. (For a Yankee transplant.) by adiplomat2002-08-29 20:57:30
                      But he IS heartless. by Naruki2002-08-29 10:37:33
            Well spoken, sir. (n/t) by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:58:00
          Rule of thumb: by myke2002-08-29 08:48:32
        Is it possible by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:32:48
          She still craves attention. by flamebait2002-08-29 09:06:28
          Once again, you think you know everything CAffine by Crash_2002-08-29 09:04:06
            Dude, maybe it's time to back off. by myke2002-08-29 09:07:12
              Please don't start a war :P It's too early. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:09:28
                Employ thy namesake? (n/c) by myke2002-08-29 09:13:05
                  Sure. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:14:13
                    LOL... by myke2002-08-29 09:15:50
            That was a question design to make one think :P by caffine-iv2002-08-29 09:05:49
      Post moderated as requested by poster (n/t) by Illiad2002-08-29 08:08:38
      nah, don't feel stupid... by myke2002-08-29 08:00:29
        Have you ever thought of telling this story on by Crash_2002-08-29 09:40:11
        There's a syndrome for that... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:06:36
          Maybe you're thinking by myke2002-08-29 08:08:28
            A hypochondriac by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:15:17
              probably was the by myke2002-08-29 08:18:59
                She stopped with the x-rays by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:23:14
            No no no... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:09:29
              I'm interested by myke2002-08-29 08:11:53
          It's not maunchausen... (again SP?) by myke2002-08-29 08:07:43
            Must distinguish between Munchausen syndrome and by dire_lobo2002-08-29 08:40:26
              and that's where a national ID could be useful by myke2002-08-29 08:43:00
            The Baron is doing 10000 RPM in his grave by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:12:27
              Forward the guy with the German keyboard. by bugarup2002-08-29 08:38:58
                Agree with you there, but by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:42:02
                  ASCII codes, I think. by bugarup2002-08-29 08:56:58
                    it's the square bracket on US keyboards by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  print it out by myke2002-08-29 08:43:42
              no............. by myke2002-08-29 08:22:46
                Actually no by Valkyrja2002-08-29 08:26:45
                  oh by myke2002-08-29 08:27:56
                    No, LART is not necessarily fatal, so by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:29:23
                      Have you SEEN my LART?!? by myke2002-08-29 08:31:37
                        Just have your alter by Naruki2002-08-29 10:39:30
                          "split-personality" != "split-self" by myke2002-08-29 11:24:42
                            If it has a good enough range... by Naruki2002-08-29 11:26:28
                      As we dance to the Masochism Tango (bum bam!) by YakkoWarner2002-08-29 08:30:56
                        Lyrics ... by bugarup2002-08-29 08:51:16
                Munchausen syndrome by JPaganel2002-08-29 08:26:36
              RPM as in engines, not as in linux distro (n/t) by scissors2002-08-29 08:18:47
                But "Baron 10000 RPM" sounds so good! (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:21:28
                  ye gads that's alot of rev's! (n/t) by myke2002-08-29 08:24:56
            Bascially what teh effect is, by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:11:58
              wow, that's chronic... by myke2002-08-29 08:16:13
        Heh... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
          hehhe, yes quite by myke2002-08-29 08:06:32
          anti-antipathetic, maybe? by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:05:32
            I think myke meant Sim-pathetic. by kahuana2002-08-29 13:19:23
              Futon torpedoes? Is that like... by IByte2002-08-29 14:39:02
                Get ... THE COMFY CHAIR! (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-29 15:02:40
                  Where's Cardinal Fang... by HadEnuf2002-08-29 15:31:53
                    He's hiding behind the coal shed (n/t) by IByte2002-08-29 16:00:40
            /lart on by myke2002-08-29 08:10:04
              Masochist, maybe? by IByte2002-08-29 08:12:26
                ngg by myke2002-08-29 08:17:06
                *snicker* by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:16:46
                  Er, not *I*? by IByte2002-08-29 08:20:33
                  /me clubs cybergeek with lart by myke2002-08-29 08:20:11
                    *beats myke with the Spork-o-DOOOOOOOM!!* by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:23:40
                      HA! That spork is NOTHING compared to my foon! by myke2002-08-29 08:26:15
      Dude... by Illiad2002-08-29 07:54:01
        But.......... by GinnyH2002-08-29 08:07:10
          valid, but inaccurate. i think. by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:20:55
            doh! by cybergeek2002-08-29 08:49:07
          From what I understand... by Illiad2002-08-29 08:18:28
            Please accept my apologies, Illiad. by GinnyH2002-08-29 12:48:18
        Here here! by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 07:56:40
          There, there! by bugarup2002-08-29 08:08:11
            oof... by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:19:33
              Probably just a Y2K bug... by myke2002-08-29 08:38:13
                Y2KDragonfly? (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-29 08:40:06
                  oh that's classy by myke2002-08-29 08:45:37
    Finally someone that think as me :) by Dongorath2002-08-29 07:50:19
      Here, have a tissue :) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:51:55
      You don't already? by Llyr2002-08-29 07:51:18
        Sacrifice him, of course. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:52:31
          No woodchucks by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 07:55:14
            Are the gnus ill-tempered? by Naruki2002-08-29 07:56:05
              Who cares! by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 08:15:29
                no no no by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:20:31
                  All I want by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 08:30:05
                    Perhaps... by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:56:48
                      Srceam! Scream! by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 09:01:01
                        Sorry... by CartaMusica2006-11-19 12:55:59
                          Yeah and the whole capitalization thing... by myke2002-08-29 09:10:22
                        You could also just watch the sequel... by IByte2002-08-29 09:04:33
              Yes, but... by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 07:57:48
                But the rite isn't in a house. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:59:48
                  woot! by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:16:09
                    Illiad is always welcome. by Naruki2002-08-29 09:40:15
                      Then it'd be llamas, wouldn't it? (n/t) by CartaMusica2002-08-29 09:56:56
                        Well, you see... by Naruki2002-08-29 10:30:11
  his demands are by i_am_pi2002-08-29 07:46:06
    Awww by Eco2002-08-29 07:52:35
  I don't think that'd help. by filler_bunny2002-08-29 07:44:59
  Again? by Naruki2002-08-29 07:44:39
Heh heh heh by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Is this more kneejerk Micro$haft bashing? (n/t) by webishop2002-08-29 12:27:33
  *steps out into the light* by CartaMusica2002-08-29 08:06:49
  Old by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 07:59:14
    VERY old by fore_deck2002-08-29 10:26:34
      you still have mail from over a year ago? (n/t) by theonlyphreak2002-08-29 11:55:42
  and here I thought by cybergeek2002-08-29 07:40:31
    lol :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-29 07:40:52
!!!UF SOUNDTRACK!!! by cybergeek2002-08-29 07:29:58
  Hooray! by whybird2002-08-29 16:55:54
need some help finding a software tool by Garath2002-08-29 07:09:23
about adds at UF by esger2002-08-29 06:46:33
  Aha! Gotcha! <speleng natsee> by Llyr2002-08-29 07:42:06
    Sad. by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Would that be honorable? by tadthornhill2002-08-29 07:16:39
    You could always... by filler_bunny2002-08-29 07:27:50
    <speleng natsee> by Llyr2002-08-29 07:25:00
      why spell it natsee? by tadthornhill2002-08-29 10:25:13
        It's called irony. by bugarup2002-08-29 11:46:03
      You get on to him for "weasle", but by Naruki2002-08-29 07:28:05
        adds spelling by tadthornhill2002-08-29 07:37:45
          It says adds at, not adds to. by IByte2002-08-29 07:44:32
            Ouch. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:45:20
          I hope not... by Naruki2002-08-29 07:43:02
            i stand corrected by esger2002-08-29 09:15:13
              But then again .... by esger2002-08-29 09:18:17
                Correct Nederlands is ook niet zo moeilijk, hoor.. by IByte2002-08-29 10:54:46
                I wasn't trying to be mean by Naruki2002-08-29 09:46:54
                  ok, by esger2002-08-29 10:16:29
                    If we mistakenly correct a typo... by Naruki2002-08-29 10:32:24
            Too late! by Llyr2002-08-29 07:49:53
              He he he. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:51:41
          What if he didn't? by Llyr2002-08-29 07:41:32
        "Adds"? Where? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-29 07:35:26
    didn't think about that...you're right of course (n/t) by esger2002-08-29 07:18:54
      I'm not so sure... by Naruki2002-08-29 07:24:26
Geek plant life by gatorbytes2002-08-29 06:37:30
  i'm growing catnip by fraek2002-08-29 14:42:06
  A cute widdle pet rock! by bugarup2002-08-29 09:24:32
    Great idea! by filler_bunny2002-08-29 09:53:09
      It's chia by tigermouse2002-08-29 10:09:04
    You've got to water them! by tigermouse2002-08-29 09:28:25
      Naw, 'e's just resting! (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-29 09:42:53
        Oh yeah? by tigermouse2002-08-29 09:49:37
          *poke* There, he moved! (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-29 10:16:00
            No, he didn't, that was you hitting it! (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-29 10:33:04
              I never! *poke* (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-29 11:46:52
                Yes, you did! by tigermouse2002-08-29 11:58:54
                  He doesn't like being called Rocky. by bugarup2002-08-29 14:58:31
                    Oh, sure. by tigermouse2002-08-29 15:11:01
                      its dead by joecrouse2002-08-29 21:23:53
                      Nonsense, he was never near a fjord. by bugarup2002-08-29 15:41:58
              This is an EX-ROCK by fore_deck2002-08-29 10:39:45
  Mushrooms? (n/t) by tadthornhill2002-08-29 08:27:06
    Oh dear lord! no! by kahuana2002-08-29 13:24:00
  well by nimdokk2002-08-29 08:14:53
    no light requirement? (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-08-29 08:21:10
      not sure by nimdokk2002-08-29 12:46:56
  once had a by ParityBit2002-08-29 08:08:25
  Bamboo by Sehmket2002-08-29 07:47:04
    Mine hasn't died yet... by Llyr2002-08-29 07:50:49
      that's Dracaena, not a real bamboo (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-29 08:05:43
    so.... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 07:49:51
      That's about it by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:02:25
        easy enough.... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 08:10:23
      It won't do much though ... by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 08:00:27
  Weeds... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:18:48
  Pothos by filler_bunny2002-08-29 07:17:47
    2nd vote for pothos.... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 07:48:52
  easy... a pothos... by rottweiler2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Second the Pothos! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-08-29 07:58:36
    awesome...it's a go anywhere, do anything plant. by gatorbytes2002-08-29 07:47:55
  no chance op slipping in a special lamp? by esger2002-08-29 07:16:01
    hmmm, a thought.... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 07:45:23
      spider plants by joecrouse2002-08-29 21:18:49
      Not too sure.... by fore_deck2002-08-29 10:38:39
      don't leave the light on all the time by tigermouse2002-08-29 07:53:37
        thanks for the tip... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 08:09:00
  easy! by breezeblock2002-08-29 06:46:49
    Lace it with Chanel #5 by Eco2002-08-29 06:49:04
    ugh.... by gatorbytes2002-08-29 06:48:36
      *bites tongue till it bleeds* by breezeblock2002-08-29 06:58:04
DragonLady's Totally OffTopic thread by DragonLady2002-08-29 06:28:14
  Hrm.. by DrkSphere2002-08-29 09:57:41
  Manage a fool? or Fool a manager? by kahuana2002-08-29 09:55:22
    Cunning stunts? by huitzilopochtli2002-08-29 10:53:11
  A clever woman by tigermouse2002-08-29 08:37:18
  So what kind of woman... by The_Fool762002-08-29 08:11:03
  Then my wife is VERY clever by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:03:59
  Maybe I'm silly.... by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:29:23
    That'd be nice. by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 07:38:43
      Not necessarily! by breezeblock2002-08-29 08:47:15
      There are men like that... by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:41:04
        I think most people call them by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:44:18
          A token "good" guy by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:02:11
            What? by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:03:21
              The far north? by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:05:03
                Alaska. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:14:18
                  Pretty place... by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:15:44
                    Yeah. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:26:27
                      You could move ;^) (n/t) by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:36:35
                        Trying too :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:37:48
                          Where to? (n/t) by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:40:18
                            Dunno yet. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:46:30
                              Good luck by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:51:45
                                Thanks :) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:55:50
  I'de agree so far to that by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:03:05
    You're so right! by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:48:01
      Still, that's better than being a doormat by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:50:18
        Unless the foolish man spends by Naruki2002-08-29 07:53:49
          Doesn't necessarily affect by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:55:44
            Then may you get more than your by Naruki2002-08-29 07:56:56
            Be kind to your children, by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:56:24
              Or was that nursing home? (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:56:43
    You're so predictable. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:46:48
  Disagree! by breezeblock2002-08-29 06:55:54
    Society doesn't reward beautiful women if by rottweiler2002-08-29 08:25:54
      a Mark Twain quote comes to mind... by gblues2002-08-29 09:39:50
      Lame reference by tadthornhill2002-08-29 09:26:26
      Serious post from a sympathetic parent! by breezeblock2002-08-29 08:42:23
        So you are 19? by Naruki2002-08-29 10:26:49
        thanx breezeblock... by rottweiler2002-08-29 09:18:07
    don't hold back by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:05:16
    We're out here with similar problems. by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 07:24:56
      Mind if I join you? by The_Fool762002-08-29 08:24:50
        nah, a French accent is no good by SaleGamine2002-08-29 23:05:57
        I don't really like French accents by Nea2002-08-29 11:51:23
          And the eyes by thndrcloud2002-08-29 12:04:07
      Hmm... by diGriz2002-08-29 08:20:13
      Yeah, you're out there all right! by breezeblock2002-08-29 08:08:57
        With a head that big? I doubt it. by Naruki2002-08-29 10:41:24
      Ever seen a fat woman with no chest? by Naruki2002-08-29 07:37:46
        You have a daughter who wants to date Alan Alda? (n/t) by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:42:04
          I'd better not! by Naruki2002-08-29 07:45:52
            Have a daughter or one who likes Alan Alda? by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:47:21
              Mostly that he sounds by Naruki2002-08-29 07:49:44
                My dad once by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:54:14
                  Weird. I never knew by Naruki2002-08-29 07:55:00
                    I'm sure by thndrcloud2002-08-29 07:56:43
                      Name two. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:58:00
                        Here's three by thndrcloud2002-08-29 08:00:36
                          It's wierd... by kingoffools2002-08-29 13:49:22
                            And mom thinks I'm weird by thndrcloud2002-08-29 13:54:37
                          Obviously I know the first. by Naruki2002-08-29 10:28:09
                            I shall rephrase by thndrcloud2002-08-29 11:57:56
                              Fairly gross and slimy, I'd imagine. by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 12:44:22
                                Of course by thndrcloud2002-08-29 12:49:39
                                I just told you I know what it's like. by Naruki2002-08-29 15:32:46
    Oh dear... by Eco2002-08-29 06:59:35
  Only a fool... by AdMan2002-08-29 06:33:41
    Clearly... by Eco2002-08-29 06:45:39
  That sounds about right by Spisefisken2002-08-29 06:33:24
Attention Welcoming Committee (Clutter Squad) by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  This means you, Slacktime! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-29 07:21:59
    Sorry Llyr by slacktime2002-08-29 08:57:57
      Too bad.. by Llyr2002-08-29 14:59:34
      But I did get GreyArea (n/t) by slacktime2002-08-29 11:35:18
UK UFie Meet by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
RH == MS? by chuckab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  No, but... by Onimaru2002-08-30 09:23:13
  Red Hat's responce by codemachine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Interesting. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:15:33
    I was pretty sure by Nea2002-08-29 12:01:18
      The way Yohimbe talks about RedHat, by caffine-iv2002-08-29 21:14:33
    Redhat IS Linux by glitch2002-08-29 07:32:24
      I never said it wasn't. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:34:28
        Sorry. Was a general post. Not personal. (n/t) by glitch2002-08-29 07:38:28
    Red Hat = Ease of Use for Beginer by GreyArea2002-08-29 06:21:11
      If you want easy, get Mandrake. (n/t) by Dedalus2002-08-29 17:36:59
      Easy? by scissors2002-08-29 06:42:40
      Unfortunately, by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:23:54
        Flamed by glitch2002-08-29 06:36:24
          Jealousy over the new "ease of use" by glitch2002-08-29 07:19:43
            I understand and agree completely. by Naruki2002-08-29 11:33:31
          Too Technical by GreyArea2002-08-29 06:49:32
            I've found many Linux's easy to install... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:56:05
              Redhat by glitch2002-08-29 07:12:20
                /etc/rc.d/init.d is the mess :) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:16:04
                  Control by glitch2002-08-29 07:25:52
                    Heh... by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:31:17
                      Your way makes sense by glitch2002-08-29 07:36:24
                        Modding the runlevels is not something by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:39:45
                          Actually I use xinit.d now :-) by glitch2002-08-29 07:42:47
                            Paranoia isn't really Paranoia when they want you. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:46:43
                              Whats your IP? :-) (n/t) by glitch2002-08-29 10:11:59
                                192.168.10.4 =) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 10:14:43
          I started off on Slackware. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:41:05
            simple idea. by Ubergeek22002-08-29 12:28:57
              I don't know anything about coding :P by caffine-iv2002-08-29 21:07:00
              It's like telling him he needs to know by Naruki2002-08-29 15:34:01
            Still no reason to flame by scissors2002-08-29 06:47:55
              So goto alt.os.slackware and tell them. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:49:30
* Newbie alert * by GreyArea2002-08-29 05:51:44
  Start Again by GreyArea2002-08-29 12:14:18
    Get rid of the $ sign =) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 21:07:41
      Still no luck :( (n/t) by GreyArea2002-08-29 23:27:44
  Posts too?!?!?!?! by gatorbytes2002-08-29 06:43:08
    I find that part suspect, too. by Naruki2002-08-29 07:18:44
      Sorry by GreyArea2002-08-29 08:10:33
        That's all part of my charm. by Naruki2002-08-29 10:42:50
  Sheesh. All these people saying hello.... by Avium2002-08-29 06:26:11
    Nobody answered???? by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:26:59
      Sorry. I got distracted. by Avium2002-08-29 06:45:21
        I've never used it. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:47:11
          mount == smbmount. by Avium2002-08-29 07:09:03
            That's a very old problem :P by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:10:39
              Yes, fixed a long time ago. by Avium2002-08-29 07:12:33
      Thanks !!! by GreyArea2002-08-29 06:39:56
        Did you edit by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:43:03
          Yes by GreyArea2002-08-29 07:06:56
            Is smb filesystem support enabled in the kernel? by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:09:00
              Actually, there is. by Avium2002-08-29 07:10:51
                So goto the command prompt and by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:12:12
                  Right. by Avium2002-08-29 07:13:08
                    Tried it same error by GreyArea2002-08-29 07:29:30
                      Is the sharename correct? by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:37:43
                        Looks like something is _very_ wrong by GreyArea2002-08-29 08:02:09
                          Do you have openssl installed? (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 08:03:52
                            <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-29 12:15:06
                              double post (n/t) by DragonLady2002-08-29 23:36:31
  I would like to know by foghornleghorn2002-08-29 06:13:18
    Okay. by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Thanks n/t by foghornleghorn2002-08-29 06:31:16
  Hello by Lady-Luna2002-08-29 05:59:05
  at teh command prompt, by caffine-iv2002-08-29 05:55:07
    This is a networked thing by GreyArea2002-08-29 06:12:47
      clickity click by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
    sounded like a networked thing... (n/t) by plblark2002-08-29 05:57:49
      With Linux you never know. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:07:16
        The Laptop and work thing made me think by plblark2002-08-29 06:08:39
          *Ducks expecting a LART* by GreyArea2002-08-29 06:16:10
            Windows shares are run using a protocol by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Oh. I suppose that might be sensable :) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:11:56
  Hi Grey Area by AdMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hi... by Dongorath2002-08-29 05:55:46
Math help... by langly2002-08-29 05:36:04
  What do you actually want to find out? by oli2002-08-29 10:38:59
  Quadratic formula to the rescue! by gblues2002-08-29 10:06:14
    Four dimensionally? by saxguy022002-08-29 11:42:12
      That's the answer! by huitzilopochtli2002-08-29 12:02:12
  C++, ha. I have an idea. by huitzilopochtli2002-08-29 09:42:58
  well I don't have a programmatic answer but by slacktime2002-08-29 09:35:04
  You don't *need* help ... by J.B.2002-08-29 09:33:02
    Incorrect. by Nashville2002-08-30 13:15:37
  Fetal math, maybe? by Nashville2002-08-29 08:48:59
  You need to hunt for the answer... by Eddy_D2002-08-29 08:04:40
    Solutions by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:14:05
      Real Solutions by challinor2002-08-29 08:48:20
        On those real solutions... by huitzilopochtli2002-08-29 09:47:37
        I can't find any integer solutions either... by IByte2002-08-29 08:51:22
  There's no unique solution... by IByte2002-08-29 07:22:48
    Correction, c and d can be chosen... (n/t) by IByte2002-08-29 07:33:06
  You're missing some info. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:57:18
    Correct...to a point: by webishop2002-08-29 12:42:19
      =P by caffine-iv2002-08-29 21:09:36
    That's all i got from my professor (n/t) by langly2002-08-29 07:18:12
      Your professor is missing some info. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 07:19:56
        LOL (n/t) by MenThal2002-08-29 07:34:57
  Try getting to the factors by challinor2002-08-29 06:33:12
    Are you sure the factors make 2450? by asfrith2002-08-29 06:56:15
      Are you sure that a+b+c = 2d? by challinor2002-08-29 07:12:43
        Try with float numbers before imaginary ones by Dongorath2002-08-29 07:26:57
  Math lesson by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 05:56:14
    Re: Math lesson by morimekta2002-08-29 06:42:37
      what about by Garath2002-08-29 08:30:11
      Bad Logic by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:10:51
    Err? by challinor2002-08-29 06:37:03
      Oops, my bad by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:12:01
  Well... by Dongorath2002-08-29 05:51:17
    Woops... sorry... by Dongorath2002-08-29 06:09:48
  Learn Algebra (n/t) by choatie882002-08-29 05:38:55
    Could be an idea! :) (n/t) by langly2002-08-29 05:42:24
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-08-29 04:00:02
  Solution... by xiphoidq2002-08-29 04:04:51
    I thought the quote was.. by gblues2002-08-29 14:11:43
    Exponential Growth by tron-x2002-08-29 12:32:18
      Doubt it by xiphoidq2002-08-29 22:58:05
      Oh, BTW by tron-x2002-08-29 12:34:19
    Well done. by narfy2002-08-29 07:43:01
    Bravo! by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:33:39
      Why not? by xiphoidq2002-08-29 04:40:52
        Now that's a trick by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 05:18:46
          In fact... by Dongorath2002-08-29 05:32:11
            Heh... by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 05:50:35
              Damn by Gandalf_Grey__2002-08-29 06:15:21
Great one, Illiad! by andrej2002-08-29 03:43:51
  Agreed, The joys of by AdMan2002-08-29 05:50:08
    Or, in this case... by Nashville2002-08-29 06:24:08
Alabama UFie Meet thread. (Birmingham on 9/14) by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
*sadly plays taps* by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ah, the memories ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Oh my fricking GAWD! by Naruki2002-08-29 11:04:06
Moderators: Sid's comment is not FYOS Safe. by DireEyez2002-08-29 01:46:21
  IMHO it's as FYOS-safe as... by Nashville2002-08-29 06:27:48
  i *might* add the comment that my by Klymer2002-08-29 03:25:02
    Quite a good one... by DireEyez2002-08-29 10:34:08
  smut is in the eye of the beholder :) (n/t) by DragonLady2002-08-29 01:52:22
    And I'm a dirty old man... by DireEyez2002-08-29 02:36:11
      A couple of corresponding holes... by cural2002-08-29 06:24:24
  i'd say it depends on the way.... by count_02002-08-29 01:51:37
    True... by DireEyez2002-08-29 01:53:35
      Uh, no... by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 03:50:24
        Depends on which State you're in. (n/t) by Nashville2002-08-29 06:25:49
        You think... by amlethus2002-08-29 06:17:14
Brilliant Scheme!! by silentglenn2006-11-19 12:55:59
  FBI? Surely you mean RCMP?!? by adiplomat2002-08-29 03:46:30
    You forgot Michael J. Fo... um... (n/t) by mjbird2002-08-29 05:31:54
      or Dan Ack...? (n/t) by nimdokk2002-08-29 18:41:46
  Odd... by DireEyez2002-08-29 01:44:35
    Oops by DireEyez2002-08-29 01:51:57
      Double oops by DireEyez2002-08-29 06:33:29
      USSS by the_sarge2002-08-29 03:25:09
        SS was intentional... by DireEyez2002-08-29 06:15:10
        US response by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 03:52:37
          "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation by dire_lobo2002-08-29 08:21:57
            Good ol' B.F. by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 08:23:44
          I agree (n/t) by tadthornhill2002-08-29 05:57:04
  genius - as always! (n/t) by syren2002-08-29 01:38:43
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-08-29 00:22:09
  I'd rather be investigated by... by mcnutcase2002-08-29 02:33:23
TIDGIT by cybergeek2002-08-29 00:07:52
  When punchcards are blank by andrej2002-08-29 03:42:49
  They've filled in the holes. by breezeblock2002-08-29 01:48:49
    ok this is a bit of a spoiler by DragonLady2002-08-29 02:04:25
  Just my guess by scissors2002-08-29 00:52:11
    But why would Sid be part of Accounting fraud? by DireEyez2002-08-29 01:49:08
      Fraud Charges by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 03:55:40
  I guess restored to new punch cards by whybird2002-08-29 00:13:03
    They're holes. Empty Space. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 01:00:04
    holes as in "a" by LunarRainn2002-08-29 00:14:53
      that's /kinda/ what i was thinking...sorta... (n/t) by cybergeek2002-08-29 00:20:25
    or just plain cards with holes.. by bbr2002-08-29 00:14:26
dangit by joecrouse2002-08-29 00:05:18
  bows down and beggs humble forgiveness by joecrouse2002-08-29 21:33:01
  Haven't you read our new FAQ yet? by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
  As already stated by Nea2002-08-29 00:31:32
    try for 10th post instead by joe_pet2002-08-29 01:33:57
      As a matter of fact, they have ... by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No but they have done fourth by Spisefisken2002-08-29 01:37:55
        how about... by joe_pet2002-08-29 01:43:52
          I guess that depends on the by asfrith2002-08-29 01:47:40
            <Deleted> by joe_pet2002-08-29 01:51:52
              Madeyalook! by asfrith2002-08-29 01:56:37
    Try to be the first by asfrith2002-08-29 01:26:03
      why not the QoTD? (n/t) by Helgon2002-08-29 04:04:58
      It's Illiways, not Milliways. SG didn't just by adiplomat2002-08-29 02:25:29
        Dangit! by asfrith2002-08-29 02:54:08
  the moderators dont like it either. by bbr2002-08-29 00:13:24
  you'll never make it first by fraek2002-08-29 00:07:36
  Please don't say that even in jest. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:06:59
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Too !@#$%-ing early by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:01:54
    *Serves* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 04:48:03
      well phooey by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 06:00:25
        *Serves gobelet of choc ice* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:04:25
    I concur by plblark2002-08-29 04:15:33
      Not reading all the archives by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:35:06
  Yaawwnnn. :-( it's morning alrerady? by plblark2002-08-29 03:55:43
    *Gives warm fuzzies* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 04:42:44
      ti OK, means you faced daystar earlier by plblark2002-08-29 05:04:37
        Not all that much earlier by SaleGamine2002-08-29 05:37:19
          Back-rubs at Iliways! by plblark2002-08-29 06:02:14
            Oh, it's been done before. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:28:03
              aaahhh, that's nice by plblark2002-08-29 06:29:20
                Yes, it has indeed. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:36:41
                eh, both :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:30:01
            I'll take one! :D by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:10:40
              ok, by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:31:04
                Much :) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 06:36:26
  hello by Klymer2002-08-29 03:12:32
    Ok. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 03:14:11
      better, yes but not good by Klymer2002-08-29 03:19:13
        {{{Klymer}}} by SaleGamine2002-08-29 04:39:37
  G'night by caffine-iv2002-08-29 02:41:43
    Sorry, not yet by SaleGamine2002-08-29 02:44:03
      Thanks =) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 02:48:16
  good morning by ParityBit2002-08-29 01:54:47
    Good morning. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 03:12:35
      no problem... by ParityBit2002-08-29 04:53:02
        Thank you. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 05:01:16
          yes.. by ParityBit2002-08-29 06:24:15
            *Refills cute mug* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:32:33
  Argh... by asfrith2002-08-29 01:44:36
    Oh oh... by SaleGamine2002-08-29 02:51:15
      zzzzZZZZzzzz by asfrith2002-08-29 03:03:38
  Hiya by syren2002-08-29 01:36:04
    Hi by SaleGamine2002-08-29 02:49:21
      {{{SG}}} by syren2002-08-29 02:56:13
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-08-29 00:58:18
    Still that national exposition by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Wow, still? by caffine-iv2002-08-29 01:20:37
        Yup by ideur2002-08-29 01:46:33
          Amazing. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 01:47:16
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-08-29 01:12:25
  Morning by Defner2002-08-29 00:28:50
    Welcome by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:48:23
      *Throws new newspaper to the top of stack* by Defner2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Thank you for the paper. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 01:31:20
          *Smiles* by Defner2002-08-29 03:17:36
            Not that I know of by SaleGamine2002-08-29 04:49:17
              Good by Defner2002-08-29 05:22:40
  Black as sin here please... by genocide782002-08-29 00:20:52
    Hello by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:22:19
      Hello there.. by genocide782002-08-29 00:34:42
        I do sympathise by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:45:16
          thank you.... by genocide782002-08-29 00:56:15
            I sympatize also. by asfrith2002-08-29 01:39:00
  good morning... by axtheb2002-08-29 00:13:32
    Ohhh that sounds nasty. by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:21:18
      Thanks. by axtheb2002-08-29 05:11:23
        :) by SaleGamine2002-08-29 06:39:01
      Just talked to a man from Linz yesterday. by asfrith2002-08-29 01:36:13
  Ouiiiiiiiin :'( by Dongorath2002-08-29 00:04:15
    *calin* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:05:39
      Thank you... by Dongorath2002-08-29 00:08:44
        Same here by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:00:31
        *comforts* by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:19:56
          *sigh* by Dongorath2002-08-29 00:50:21
            Thirsty? by SaleGamine2002-08-29 01:10:12
              And having a nervous breakdown... by Dongorath2002-08-29 01:14:36
The new FAQ is here! by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-08-29 00:00:49
  New Question by archnerd2002-08-29 18:15:02
    One Answer by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
      "Walt sent me." by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-30 00:29:01
        Computer on TRON by challinor2002-08-30 06:41:10
  New Question by nimdokk2002-08-29 15:04:08
  New Question by Schol-R-LEA;22002-08-29 11:22:40
    Answer by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  answer: by cybergeek2002-08-29 00:11:55
    Everyday Writer? by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-29 00:31:58
    Everyday Writer: With 2001 Apa Update by whybird2002-08-29 00:16:32
      you mean, the two that "C" is /derived/ from? by cybergeek2002-08-29 00:24:01
        Yes - it's direct predecessors (n/t) by whybird2002-08-29 00:41:42
        Pascal and B? by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-29 00:41:36
          Since whybird didn't ask a question... by Znirk2002-08-29 12:00:35
            Almost... by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-30 00:27:46
          Half right. Not Pascal. (n/t) by whybird2002-08-29 00:47:32
            I think my question has timed out. I wanted by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Damn! by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-30 00:26:50
              darn! by mcnutcase2002-08-29 02:22:11
Translations by Nea2002-08-29 00:00:27
  German/Deutsch, too by kork2002-08-29 00:21:52
    'hole' by Old Stoneface2002-08-29 00:51:51
  Français/French by SaleGamine2002-08-29 00:18:47
  German/Deutsch by roli2002-08-29 00:18:30
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Get through this allergy attack by JustnCase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Get advanced to Chief Petty Officer. by NavyJoe2002-08-29 18:18:19
    But... by Kickstart2002-08-29 22:38:19
  Lets say it involves beer! ;o) by Apfel2002-08-29 13:50:59
  LOTS! by LurkerMo2002-08-29 10:26:51
  To determine if i am still employed. by kahuana2002-08-29 09:26:58
    Well, I've just found out that I'm getting fired by Tomo2002-08-29 10:03:10
      Well that *can't* be good. by kahuana2002-08-29 10:34:05
        I'm still a student, so I'm not too concerned. by Tomo2002-08-29 10:52:27
          Ahh... we must have the same rules here... by kahuana2002-08-29 11:02:31
  Survive by tigermouse2002-08-29 08:24:47
    Having once been accidentally immersed by kahuana2002-08-29 10:46:04
  To get good grades in my first term. by bugarup2002-08-29 08:03:52
  Make it through!! by Harimad-sol2002-08-29 07:52:20
  Lean DirectX (n/t) by drdlord2002-08-29 07:25:31
    Against what? :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-29 08:01:35
    Was that a typo or... by Naruki2002-08-29 08:00:47
  Let my transfer go through... (n/t) by Nickface2002-08-29 06:38:53
  To learn to do a moulinet with a greatsword by tadthornhill2002-08-29 06:36:53
    And suddenly i realize why it's called a moulinex (n/t) by kahuana2002-08-29 10:49:00
    Be sure you use a practice sword when learning by SouthpawPL2002-08-29 10:00:49
  To figure out what my goals are for 2003 by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 05:37:06
  Get Married by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 03:58:41
    Heh, the two are mutually exclusive! by breezeblock2002-08-29 04:11:18
      Sanity? by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:37:12
        One less thing... by CartaMusica2002-08-29 05:39:05
          Pre-nup? by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 05:58:45
  cleaning windows by Klymer2002-08-29 03:12:01
  When does it end? by pjt332002-08-29 02:46:46
    2:33 PM Central Standard next Thursday by adiplomat2002-08-29 03:25:06
      Rats! I bought a non-refundable airline ticket by NOLAWitch2002-08-29 10:43:43
      Could you please by wheresthefish2002-08-29 09:59:11
      not the mutated killer bees? (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-29 03:25:51
  tough question... by mcnutcase2002-08-29 02:05:05
  To have some fun! by breezeblock2002-08-29 01:41:32
    Always look on the bright side of death.... (n/t) by asfrith2002-08-29 01:53:04
      Just before you draw your terminal breath... (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-08-29 02:19:42
        Life's a piece of **** by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:06:30
  Get a job. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 01:02:33
    HEY! by asfrith2002-08-29 01:52:28
      To me, yes it is. by caffine-iv2002-08-29 03:49:30
        half the people i work with.... by fraek2002-08-29 14:23:32
          Good for them =) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 21:13:11
        Then you'd be *great* at it! by kahuana2002-08-29 10:52:00
      Not quite! by breezeblock2002-08-29 02:44:16
        HEY! (2) by asfrith2002-08-29 02:56:35
          HEY (3) by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:03:32
            As if that sounded any better. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-29 04:24:40
          Sez you! :-p (n/t) by breezeblock2002-08-29 03:20:06
  Get a new freaking job by stonecoldsober2002-08-29 00:55:18
  school =( by Helgon2002-08-29 00:38:54
  To get to London, Paris and Key West by Spisefisken2002-08-29 00:27:21
    Nice places, all of them. by asfrith2002-08-29 01:50:25
  To shoot the next person who asks me about by adiplomat2002-08-29 00:15:51
    btw: by Old Stoneface2002-08-29 01:00:07
  stay off academic probation at the U by cybergeek2002-08-29 00:14:08
  to finish what i have started by LunarRainn2002-08-29 00:12:20
  not do anything incredibly stupid. (n/t) by fraek2002-08-29 00:05:51
    Too late. by Y2KDragon2002-08-29 04:04:05
    OMG, that's going to be hard... (n/t) by asfrith2002-08-29 01:49:03
  To get my house in order... by whybird2002-08-29 00:01:22
    Same here, by pecosdave2002-08-29 06:00:47
      Well... by whybird2002-08-29 17:02:35
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some Links. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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