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Cartoon for Aug 05, 2002
Strip for Aug 05, 2002
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twfandt by Klymer2002-08-05 23:47:49
  alllmost there..... (n/t) by refried-bean2002-08-05 23:59:55
  don't worry - by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:51:09
    oooh... 200? by Klymer2002-08-05 23:54:17
      nope, but about as bad. by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:58:37
help! (still!) by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:03:34
  Here's what a quick google tells me. by slayer2002-08-05 23:21:12
    well, fark by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:25:43
      whoops! by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:33:15
  Are you sure this isn't a MAC? :-) (n/t) by kahuana2002-08-05 23:19:05
    quite sure, for several reasons: by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:22:28
      But dude, you're using ME. by slayer2002-08-05 23:26:54
        only because by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:37:25
It wasn't supposed to happen to me... by krupa2002-08-05 22:15:56
  Resistance is Futile! (n/t) by muffinman12342002-08-05 22:49:52
ATTN: Cluttersquad! by muffinman12342006-11-19 12:55:59
Can anyone tell me... by muffinman12342002-08-05 22:03:08
What're you listening to right now? by muffinman12342002-08-05 21:29:35
  Genesis : Illegal Alien (n/t) by corsicagt2002-08-06 18:43:17
  A 20GB hard drive coming apart. by kahuana2002-08-05 23:13:40
  Abbot and Costello (n/t) by Kickstart2002-08-05 22:28:29
  Myself playing my virtual organ. by nhaggin2002-08-05 21:55:01
    you aren't supposed to DO -that- in public... by inittab2002-08-05 22:48:01
  The steady gritting of my teeth. by nin_man2002-08-05 21:50:45
    ACK!! by GeekPrincess2002-08-06 00:44:55
    <homer>Mmmmm floor pie</homer> by kahuana2002-08-05 23:29:03
    ROFL by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:10:59
    Cleavage over the PHONE? I'm impressed! by adiplomat2002-08-05 21:53:38
  something classical by nimdokk2002-08-05 21:47:56
  well by CrazySteve2002-08-05 21:46:05
  I've got a playlist going on right now. by Ubergeek22002-08-05 21:43:31
    *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* by Cybergeek2002-08-05 23:16:35
  the hum of computer (n/t) by varikin2002-08-05 21:39:58
  The hum of A/C and comupter fans at our data cente (n/t) by stradenko2002-08-05 21:39:36
  A vacuum cleaner, at work. by adiplomat2002-08-05 21:31:49
  The british version of Who's Line is is Anyway? (n/t) by PohlRBear2002-08-05 21:30:25
Does anyone remember? by imrambi2002-08-05 21:02:21
Back from camping... by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Heh... by Llyr2002-08-05 20:26:06
    That much should be obvious. by nin_man2002-08-05 20:44:39
      Any relation to Llyr is, of course, coincidental. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-08-05 21:05:39
      well by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:46:51
        hehehe. (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 20:48:52
Are you a latecomer? I am. by nin_man2002-08-05 20:09:12
  it's FERKLEMPT, not "verklempt", ya nudnik by Cybergeek2002-08-05 21:40:03
    Oy vey, I feel like a schliemiel. (n/t) by nin_man2002-08-05 21:56:14
  That's not good, man. by Nickface2002-08-05 21:20:39
    You think I'd do this for free? by nin_man2002-08-05 21:27:17
      You can do lots of damage with a highlighter. by Nickface2002-08-05 21:38:32
        why do i get the feeling that Nicky-boy.. by Ubergeek22002-08-05 21:46:08
          OOOOooh now, that's just not right. by Nickface2002-08-05 21:48:42
            really? i can rather imagine you with.. by Ubergeek22002-08-05 22:07:02
  ((nin_man)) Misery loves company. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-08-05 21:10:49
    Stop that. by nin_man2002-08-05 21:17:24
      "I'm not even supposed to -be- here today!" <nt> by CrazySteve2002-08-05 21:37:03
        Dante Hicks, from Clerks. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-08-05 22:08:15
  *puts on kevlar suit and jump-jets* by Llyr2002-08-05 20:23:41
    Silly kid. by nin_man2002-08-05 20:43:13
      You missed an "at" there by Llyr2002-08-05 20:47:40
        Not when I drew it. by nin_man2002-08-05 20:48:51
          Ah, but that was me using Mirror Image! by Llyr2006-11-19 12:55:59
            This isn't WarCraft, you know. by nin_man2002-08-05 21:16:38
  Ok, no hugs by Nea2002-08-05 20:21:12
    No muffins? by xcheopis2002-08-05 21:22:30
      I may be old. by nin_man2002-08-05 21:26:12
        Actually by Nea2002-08-05 22:01:18
  the state of rhode island by CrazySteve2002-08-05 20:17:45
    Misses Ippi ;) by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:53:34
      nope by CrazySteve2002-08-05 20:56:19
        yes but by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:59:34
  maybe it's because... by Ubergeek22002-08-05 20:10:40
Just got done watching the entire Trigun run... by Nickface2002-08-05 19:05:40
  Trigun made me cry. by stradenko2002-08-05 21:08:09
    I have no idea where I'm going next. by Nickface2002-08-05 21:21:44
      It all depends on what you like... by stradenko2002-08-05 21:28:13
  You must have been very very bored. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 19:07:25
    Eh, all I do anymore is... by Nickface2002-08-05 19:09:47
      Heh. by Llyr2002-08-05 19:14:34
        Summer Semester already started... by Nickface2002-08-05 19:28:26
          I see. (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 19:33:21
does anyone knowof any character bios by plblark2002-08-05 19:03:47
  you mean.. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looking for this? by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
    yeah Nea {{{Nea}}} by plblark2002-08-05 19:19:23
  I've been searching for that very thing. by Llyr2002-08-05 19:07:08
    they say great minds think alike by plblark2002-08-05 19:15:48
      Which duckies are those? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 19:24:19
        these... by plblark2006-11-19 12:55:59
          You have to fill out a special form. by Llyr2002-08-05 19:35:59
            Form by plblark2002-08-05 19:39:02
              Would you be willing by Llyr2002-08-05 19:40:40
                cyber duckies ... cool! by plblark2002-08-05 19:46:02
                  Actually, they electrolyze water by Llyr2002-08-05 19:50:22
                    how thoughtful. (n/t) by plblark2002-08-05 19:56:20
This so you can laugh at me :) by greyhat2002-08-05 17:25:55
  Ahh! by klaatu2002-08-05 17:39:25
    And they dare call Perl unreadable (n/t) by ladavacm2002-08-07 01:03:20
  Hah, have fun :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 17:29:59
My new hard drive is here by Nea2002-08-05 17:22:56
  /me toasts... by Zandermann2002-08-05 20:11:18
  Yay! by Nawft2002-08-05 18:51:21
    I hope so too by Nea2002-08-05 19:26:08
      My hard drive was here last Wed., but UPS by adiplomat2002-08-05 21:15:14
  congrats :) (n/t) by nimdokk2002-08-05 18:20:55
Song of the Day! by bugarup2002-08-05 17:12:33
  I had to listen to the CD by lemurtx2002-08-05 20:19:08
  I love love love this song by Nawft2002-08-05 18:51:00
  How about this one? by tomdooley2002-08-05 17:24:42
    $curse. I missed a ’. :) (n/t) by tomdooley2002-08-05 19:10:50
      Oh, sure, it encodes properly there, by tomdooley2002-08-05 19:11:32
    Oooh, I remember that song ... by bugarup2002-08-05 17:39:59
      your father by nimdokk2002-08-05 18:27:11
    wasn't by nimdokk2002-08-05 17:29:53
      I have no idea. :) by tomdooley2002-08-05 17:31:03
        easier done than said ;) by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Very interesting. (n/t) by tomdooley2002-08-05 18:07:36
            i guess by nimdokk2002-08-05 18:17:39
              Clannad is better than the Chieftans! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 18:34:38
                well by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:45:58
                  heh (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 20:46:52
                    if you ever by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:55:02
                      *checks calendar* by nimdokk2002-08-05 20:57:15
OK, this stinks by klaatu2002-08-05 16:47:19
  Found this on /. by WauloK2002-08-05 17:03:01
    BSD can emulate Linux? by Arcanum2002-08-05 18:05:24
      OK, if you see this... by klaatu2002-08-06 10:08:19
just got an .xfig by myke2002-08-05 16:45:01
  JFig by klaatu2002-08-05 16:48:01
Domain name registration question... by Pic2002-08-05 15:47:01
  Go Daddy advertises on UF by justncase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  pretty much anyone... by deadweasle2002-08-05 16:55:46
  Here's one... by gaygeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hub/Switch recommendations? by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 14:24:51
  You could get a time machine by klaatu2002-08-05 16:30:58
  I just bought one... by Arienadean2002-08-05 16:16:35
  D-Link by whytwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well.. by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:30:46
    I miss Kingston's networking div :( by myke2002-08-05 14:40:53
      I was contemplating it. by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:44:01
      The Kingston Trio? :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 14:41:44
        ouch by tigermouse2002-08-05 15:07:39
          Okay, so I will by tomdooley2002-08-05 16:05:09
            Show some irrational exuberance already! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 17:14:43
              Fine. by tomdooley2006-11-19 12:55:59
                That'll do nicely, thanks. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 17:37:18
            Someone must have been bored. by Llyr2002-08-05 17:07:00
  Sure. 3Com. by nin_man2002-08-05 14:30:16
    Compusa brand is cheaper by Corydon762002-08-05 14:35:57
Absolutely Mind Numbing. by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:16:09
  I wouldn't make an offer in writing... by nin_man2002-08-05 14:33:20
    The really sad part; by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:42:44
      i feel for you by Gary_72002-08-05 18:25:02
      Perhaps it is a test of your online abilities? by mortaine2002-08-05 16:18:45
        So le me get this straight... by caffine-iv2002-08-05 20:11:30
    *sigh* by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:36:12
  More on "Unemployment" by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:29:07
  More on "Job Services" by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:20:55
Ok, t'is late and I'm starting to make by SaleGamine2002-08-05 14:03:37
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-08-05 14:16:33
  G'night SaleGamine! Here's a fuzzy to keep you by Tomo2002-08-05 14:14:21
UFfie Turnover by slacktime2002-08-05 13:40:07
  I suspect that some are like me... by raptor_872002-08-05 18:31:25
  I'd say the only way an account could be killed by saxguy022002-08-05 14:28:52
    Just FYI by Nea2002-08-05 16:45:57
    Hotmail kills accounts after 30 days. by kahuana2002-08-05 15:48:50
    I can only think of two by wheresthefish2002-08-05 14:56:57
    Wait. I'm confused. by Llyr2002-08-05 14:38:13
      At some point though... by kahuana2002-08-05 15:46:35
        I think s/he'd have a nice surprise. by dogman02002-08-05 17:54:31
          *Bang!* by raptor_872002-08-05 18:33:32
            Oh, did I neglect to mention by dogman02002-08-05 18:40:36
    I didn't mean the account was killed by slacktime2002-08-05 14:36:31
  Truth be told by Ravenlock2002-08-05 13:48:44
    Intelligent people here? *ROFL* by Spisefisken2002-08-05 13:51:26
      Don't worry, he didn't mean you ;-) (n/t) by slacktime2002-08-05 14:07:56
    you put stuff in the "Permanent diary content" by i_am_pi2002-08-05 13:51:06
    well by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:50:49
    TLP = top level post by Valkyrja2002-08-05 13:50:35
Konqueror problem with Comment board by isomorph2002-08-05 13:39:23
Anybody had any luck with WINE? by isomorph2002-08-05 13:32:48
  Check here by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  question about wine by ParityBit2002-08-05 13:51:08
    There was once where they emmulated SirCam by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:56:39
  I have some sucess by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:48:57
    Linkies, linkies!! by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Luck with WINE by Maluga2002-08-05 13:45:24
    application problems running enhanced mode /w WINE by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *thwacks Maluga* by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:46:57
I wonder what would happen if I declared by i_am_pi2002-08-05 13:11:25
  g++ sez by BoisePaul2002-08-05 15:23:42
  Illegal, but that's not the whole story. by mwq2002-08-05 15:20:45
  Legal by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:17:12
  I can't get it to work by Spisefisken2002-08-05 13:17:00
    That was just a template. by i_am_pi2002-08-05 13:18:46
      main returns... by frobnicator2002-08-05 13:22:54
      Wouldnt that be by Spisefisken2002-08-05 13:22:22
        Only in Java (n/t) by isomorph2002-08-05 13:31:25
          But that is the only language I know by Spisefisken2002-08-05 13:32:42
            If it were java... by frobnicator2002-08-05 13:44:57
              No it wouldn't... it would be by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:53:24
              ?? by Spisefisken2002-08-05 13:46:57
                Look. You're talking Java. We're talking C. by mwq2002-08-05 15:28:15
                  char[] main() by faulty2002-08-05 17:07:53
                    whatever you declare int main() by ladavacm2002-08-07 01:27:12
I just saw the new BVRP animation! by saxguy022002-08-05 12:39:47
  Nice movie, bad site? by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 13:15:07
  I just got my book from them by Spisefisken2002-08-05 12:59:51
Fun fun fun by knightsofni2002-08-05 12:38:19
  Have a go at mine too? by wheresthefish2002-08-05 13:10:25
UF recipe book by Lady-Luna2006-11-19 12:55:59
D'you know what's super annoying? by Llyr2002-08-05 11:19:24
  View->Encoding->Western European (n/t) by gblues2002-08-05 12:14:57
    Western European (Windows) or (ISO) ? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 12:15:51
      Whichever one works. by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 13:39:15
  How about a game of global thermo-nuclear war? (n/ (n/t) by kahuana2002-08-05 11:50:01
    (n/ (n/t) ? wha? by kahuana2002-08-05 11:53:52
      The problem is by Llyr2002-08-05 12:00:35
        And in all other browsers that can access the site (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 13:21:32
  Later. by Floyd2002-08-05 11:45:17
  <Holly> by breezeblock2002-08-05 11:27:49
    <Queeg> by Tomo2002-08-05 14:17:17
    heh :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 11:28:48
I dunno what to say here by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  272 'pieces of code' by Tomo2002-08-05 14:26:17
  Hmph. by saxguy022002-08-05 13:46:02
    Hotmail is not your friend by slacktime2002-08-05 13:56:54
      I know it isn't. by saxguy022002-08-05 14:31:34
  Prompt MS to stop investing into Windows by JPaganel2002-08-05 09:59:22
    Not much of a threat by daveh2002-08-05 10:58:58
      You did build your own ball. by nin_man2002-08-05 11:07:14
        I assume you mean linux/BSD by daveh2002-08-05 11:22:19
          Very True by slacktime2002-08-05 13:22:45
            nods by daveh2002-08-05 13:53:07
  My coworker thinks it'll be from Lose95 (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 09:42:50
  hmmm by kittle2002-08-05 09:41:48
    "Remove ACCESS to ..." by wwill2002-08-05 10:45:23
  I might be spending too much time around Linux... by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 09:41:06
    Ehhhhhh by BluesByNight2002-08-05 09:52:23
      .o by binkley2002-08-05 13:59:55
      *.o by Llyr2002-08-05 11:06:30
  I never did like hypocracy by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 09:38:07
    Of course *they* have no compunction... by kahuana2002-08-05 12:00:45
      You mean... by Arcanum2002-08-05 12:03:55
        It's why we have DOS 6.2 by nin_man2002-08-05 12:17:57
          Thanks for the details. by kahuana2002-08-05 13:06:09
        no. by kahuana2002-08-05 12:12:26
          Ahh. by Arcanum2002-08-05 12:33:50
    hypocrisy, too. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-08-05 09:43:13
  I bet they're very small bits. by nin_man2002-08-05 09:31:06
    Sounds about right by DaNutBall2002-08-05 09:35:20
      No? by mwq2002-08-05 15:40:49
meep? by i_am_pi2002-08-05 08:11:09
  All your sanity are belong to... by raptor_872002-08-05 18:44:00
  Watch out - Wile E. Coyote's over there --> (n/t) by Tomo2002-08-05 14:12:02
  flowerpots at noon by the_fool762002-08-05 13:53:26
    Fighting frizzies at eleven! (n/t) by WauloK2002-08-05 17:06:20
  Fuukyou! by bugarup2002-08-05 13:29:20
  So, what do they say? by huitzilopochtli2002-08-05 11:45:10
  She kissed you on the cheek? :-P (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 09:20:03
    no.. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-08-05 09:50:36
      Her dad did? (n/t) by nin_man2002-08-05 10:01:37
        *thwap* no. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-08-05 10:27:44
          Keep you chin up. He will soon. by nin_man2002-08-05 10:34:49
            Why should he keep pi's chin up? ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 15:41:21
  Didn't they tell you... by CartaMusica2002-08-05 08:38:55
    Yeah, but who listens to them, anyway? ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 08:51:08
  Death! by Pic2002-08-05 08:24:26
    don't curse them by LunarRainn2002-08-05 08:44:31
      never had one break by kittle2002-08-05 08:52:36
        Lucky you by crash_2002-08-05 10:36:13
    noooooooo by kittle2002-08-05 08:39:16
      Why dont you.. by fireballmatt2002-08-05 09:23:15
      That by Pic2002-08-05 08:44:53
        Yes! by kittle2002-08-05 08:47:23
  zap :P by kittle2002-08-05 08:24:03
Diary Tag by Arcanum2002-08-05 07:45:57
  Okay :P by caffine-iv2002-08-05 07:49:06
    Bloody bigot. by bugarup2002-08-05 17:43:04
      *hands bugarup a sandwich* by tigermouse2002-08-05 18:08:55
    Diary Tag != Diary Hide & Seek (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 09:04:50
    But we started over. by Arcanum2002-08-05 08:03:06
      What? by caffine-iv2002-08-05 08:05:39
        or to increase it... by Garath2002-08-05 08:10:08
          so.. by kittle2002-08-05 08:56:54
            76520017654941523315 by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 09:13:38
          Why not simply use base 33? by bugarup2002-08-05 08:54:55
            Ah no, it wouldn't, would it? by bugarup2002-08-05 08:56:32
              Did you look down at your hands... by nin_man2002-08-05 08:59:24
                Couldn't be bothered to count them all. by bugarup2002-08-05 09:04:24
                  And I'll bet they were all by dire_lobo2002-08-05 09:19:07
                    Oh, I don't need acid for that. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 09:21:15
The Ultimate Showdown of Blood and Gore by crash_2006-11-19 12:55:59
  that's what "Jason X" was originaly scripted to be by Ubergeek22002-08-05 07:47:49
  Oh, it's about time. by nin_man2002-08-05 07:47:32
    I think the next by Nawft2002-08-05 08:44:38
      *Nod* Ayup. by Ravenlock2002-08-05 09:02:48
        That casting annoys me. by nin_man2002-08-05 09:07:57
          Mostly agree. by Ravenlock2002-08-05 09:20:34
            Won't happen by breezeblock2002-08-05 12:17:08
              Ohhhh man by Ravenlock2002-08-05 12:52:23
            You'll get no argument from me there. by nin_man2002-08-05 09:28:57
              I admit by hyzenthlay2002-08-05 09:35:54
                But who could play her? by nin_man2002-08-05 09:40:46
                  Who? by hyzenthlay2002-08-05 10:08:33
                    Only if she can act. by nin_man2002-08-05 10:23:37
                      Nice by Ravenlock2002-08-05 10:46:40
                        Harley rules! by hyzenthlay2002-08-05 11:47:13
                          I vote for Catherine Zeta Jones! by breezeblock2002-08-05 12:22:20
                          Humor yes... by Ravenlock2002-08-05 12:03:53
                            Yes, but that it not by hyzenthlay2002-08-05 12:45:30
                              Hm by Ravenlock2002-08-05 12:55:56
                                Girl Genius by hyzenthlay2006-11-19 12:55:59
    as my post under this section...and.. by Ubergeek22002-08-05 07:52:07
      There's a nice thought. by nin_man2002-08-05 08:03:04
        OK, you may go to the bathroom. by bugarup2002-08-05 08:32:41
Overclocker OC's his electrcity by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  lmao by kittle2002-08-05 08:03:57
  De-Bunker by caffine-iv2002-08-05 06:58:55
    Suprise suprise by DaNutBall2002-08-05 07:29:27
      ROFL ... by scissors2002-08-05 07:44:37
        I always know satirical stories aren't true by DaNutBall2002-08-05 08:18:49
  SDP! by myke2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Interesting by daveh2002-08-05 09:19:49
      you should look into solar and RV appliances by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nods by daveh2002-08-05 12:01:08
          problem would be licensing... by tigermouse2002-08-05 13:23:00
            Nods by daveh2002-08-05 14:09:38
Addicted to IRC? by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  rotflmaoasc..... by count_02002-08-05 07:01:41
    Oh no! Count_0 committed suicide! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 14:19:31
LOTD Comments by PohlRBear2002-08-05 05:23:15
  Speaking of big cool thing by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's just plain awesome! (n/t) by Nickface2002-08-05 07:32:25
  Guy needs to shove half hte cash he spent on that by caffine-iv2002-08-05 05:35:08
  yup....i also wished to have had such a thing (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 05:27:08
uuuuugggghhh... "EBKAC" by DaNutBall2002-08-05 04:50:49
  Suddenly my job... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  PEBKAC by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 06:59:15
    I always heard it as EBKAC by DaNutBall2002-08-05 07:33:42
      Duh.. by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 09:33:23
        I see (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 09:43:42
    Maybe there's no problem. by nin_man2002-08-05 07:10:30
      No, the problem is air friction. by bugarup2002-08-05 08:42:52
Miranda looks pretty content. by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Quote on the penguin by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:40:47
    If you saw the whole thing, it was rather good. by caffine-iv2002-08-05 05:43:41
  miranda front / side by bbr2002-08-05 04:46:51
    Her front view looks more ... by chuckab2002-08-05 18:48:08
    Looks like he's not trying to draw a Barbie doll by DaNutBall2002-08-05 04:51:31
      I think he's doing great :) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 04:52:38
        well he decided to make no by Klymer2002-08-05 05:47:28
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-08-05 04:00:04
  I'm still trying by saxguy022002-08-05 09:59:47
    word triplets? by Nessalc2002-08-05 10:29:41
      It's not a word. by nin_man2002-08-05 10:35:42
        ah... by Nessalc2002-08-05 14:35:55
  LOTS of hints now...anyone still trying?? by Kickstart2002-08-05 09:50:20
    Is this it? by frobnicator2002-08-05 14:45:38
      That's pretty much where we are. by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 15:26:10
    I still haven't got any further than by Tron-X2006-11-19 12:55:59
I love people who... by Bellator2002-08-05 03:49:48
Diary hide and seek. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ooh! Ooh! by tomdooley2002-08-05 17:27:54
    Happy Da! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 17:41:03
  it's # 49 now by Caius2002-08-05 16:10:11
  #48 has been posted (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-05 15:37:47
  # 47 is on by Caius2002-08-05 15:18:26
  #46 is up (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-05 15:04:22
    I'm totally lost on this one! by Apfel2002-08-05 17:26:01
  # 45 on its way by Caius2002-08-05 14:36:48
  #44 Posted (n/t) by andycap142002-08-05 14:17:53
  Number 43 is posted. by saxguy022002-08-05 14:14:20
  Number 42 is posted. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 13:42:58
    Nope. by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 13:49:18
      Sorry... I only thought of it to late by SaleGamine2002-08-05 14:02:05
        *sigh* /to too... (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 14:02:28
  Master Hint List for the lost ones is in my diary. (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 13:15:44
    and #41 is posted (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 13:34:07
  # 40 is good to go... (n/t) by tigermouse2002-08-05 13:11:20
  I need to go to my yoga class. by Llyr2002-08-05 13:00:42
    Okay. by saxguy022002-08-05 13:02:53
    <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-05 13:02:53
      Moderated: double post by Nea2002-08-05 16:31:23
      Gaaahhh... by saxguy022002-08-05 13:27:16
      Double-click trigger finger? (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 13:12:53
  #39 is now up. (man, this game is fast!) (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:50:44
    Llyr, by Patch2002-08-05 12:53:34
      Waaaaaah by Llyr2002-08-05 12:56:31
        My mother always said by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 13:03:43
          I figured out #42. I'm lost on #43. (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 14:39:25
  38 is out there :) (n/t) by Patch2002-08-05 12:19:21
    I liked #38 by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:56:19
    Lost on #37! by Llyr2002-08-05 12:33:05
      LOL... by Patch2002-08-05 12:39:10
        I put a new hint up for 37. by saxguy022002-08-05 12:41:21
          Ahhh!!! Sweet! (n/t) by Patch2002-08-05 12:43:54
            Saxguy, by Llyr2002-08-05 12:46:55
              I'm sorry. by saxguy022002-08-05 12:49:22
                you evil little bastighe! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 12:50:07
  I'm looking for help.... by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:10:54
    I'm looking for more help.... by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:33:02
      never mind by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 13:07:53
    Aha, 22 makes sense now. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 12:15:14
      It does? Can you explain? (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:18:59
        It would make much more sense if you knew by Llyr2002-08-05 12:19:32
          Ah! I was thinking Greek/roman mythology. Thanks. (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:22:42
            heh... by Llyr2002-08-05 12:23:25
    Both Spoilers for 13 and 22 by saxguy022002-08-05 12:12:39
      Thanks (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:16:08
  Clue 37 is out there by saxguy022002-08-05 11:42:45
    Ludicrous. :) by Llyr2002-08-05 11:46:53
      I dunno. by saxguy022002-08-05 11:49:38
        Okay, so where's 36? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 11:56:16
          Spoiler clue by saxguy022002-08-05 12:06:50
            What? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 12:14:55
              More details by saxguy022002-08-05 12:20:04
                I get it now! Wheeeee by Llyr2002-08-05 12:23:00
  Clue #36 is out there . . . (n/t) by Maluga2002-08-05 11:23:53
    Hey! Slowww down! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 11:26:44
  What was the hint for #22? (n/t) by Llyr2002-08-05 11:22:42
    Hint for #22....Does anyone know where this leads? by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:07:05
      llyr (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 23:36:06
  Clue 35 is up. Anyone stuck out there? (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 09:26:45
    I'm stuck... by Llyr2002-08-05 11:25:01
      Found #35, but hey Leira... by Llyr2002-08-05 11:35:15
        heh.. run it through www.m-w.com by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:05:11
    I really want to find by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 10:47:01
      There isn't one. Where are you stuck? (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 10:48:19
        well .. by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 16:41:57
    Me :P by caffine-iv2002-08-05 10:04:37
  Clue 34 is up (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 09:07:34
  Clue 33 up. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 08:52:52
  Clue for N°32 is up (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 08:42:25
    Clue #32 by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 12:26:52
  Clue for 31 is up (n/t) by andycap142002-08-05 08:37:53
    Hint for #31 (Spoiler) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 10:46:41
  So when I find 29... by caffine-iv2002-08-05 08:23:09
    Clue #30 is up (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 08:29:02
  Clue #29 is up (n/t) by andycap142002-08-05 08:11:14
  Clue #28 is up (n/t) by Maluga2002-08-05 07:48:22
  Clue 27 is up (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:27:00
  Clue #24 spoiler (to catch up with) by LeiraHoward2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Clue #26 is up (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 07:12:04
    That hint shouldn't be legal :P (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 07:23:12
      Why not? (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 09:50:34
        Because it had me stuck :) (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 10:05:28
  Clue #25 is up (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:05:59
  FOUND IT, Finally! Clue 24 to go up shortly by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 06:50:10
    Spelling error my milky-white backside. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Clue #24 is up. (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 06:54:32
    Probably was thinking of this: by saxguy022002-08-05 06:54:11
      Hmm. Yeah, probably... (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 10:50:35
  ATTN: wheresthefish by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 06:14:20
    Also by saxguy022002-08-05 06:28:43
      Hmmm? by wheresthefish2002-08-05 11:48:37
      That could make things rather boring at by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:43:00
        how about the current day and the day before? by Ubergeek22002-08-05 07:42:18
          I like this idea! by caffine-iv2002-08-05 07:45:22
            Idea noted and implemented by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 10:49:40
        Okay. by saxguy022002-08-05 06:52:02
  Can somebody help? by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:00:59
    If this is the same game as TAG... by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No, this is hide and seek.. by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Sorry, can't help =( (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 05:14:52
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-08-05 03:30:02
  3days 18hours! by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
    *prances around like Steff on Sundays* by caffine-iv2002-08-05 03:38:38
      Get out of that dress by ideur2002-08-05 03:46:49
        But I rather like this shade of blue! by caffine-iv2002-08-05 03:48:58
      Wonderful! by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:42:45
        oop by caffine-iv2002-08-05 03:49:27
        YaY!!! by caffine-iv2002-08-05 03:47:49
Looking for ideas by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
wheres the diary chase? by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 03:25:04
A hoarse voice makes its presence know,,,,, by bbr2002-08-05 02:51:00
  Hello Willlllllllbuuuuuuuuuurrrr (n/t) by crash_2002-08-05 07:32:11
  A hollow voice says PLUGH. (n/t) by Frogboy2002-08-05 07:21:08
  The hoarse says neaigh, neaigh! (n/t) by Znirk2002-08-05 02:55:45
  All your Base are belong to us... (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 02:54:58
    All your Acid, however, are belong to themself. (n/t) by Znirk2002-08-05 03:02:45
      That reminds me ... by bugarup2002-08-05 09:15:19
I like it ;) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:28:18
  exiting?? by packet-rat2002-08-05 02:33:11
    oh my god! .. a typo!! by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:35:57
That is about time somebody made studies about by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  That's why my pet Rats cage is in the Hallway. by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:10:16
    smoking & pets by lemurtx2002-08-05 06:38:00
  You mean not at all? (n/t) by random_c2002-08-05 02:15:30
    Yup by Spisefisken2002-08-05 02:26:50
      heh ;) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:31:14
        I only urinate in the shallow end. (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-08-05 14:58:45
        But smoke shows a tendency to expand. (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 09:06:46
You just burned.... by bbr2002-08-05 01:32:20
  ok, back to work. (n/t) by bbr2002-08-05 06:09:06
  Pull out my +5 Defender of the Faith and Slay it (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:08:11
    too bad for you.... by bbr2002-08-05 03:31:19
      No Musn't Loose Conciousness, Must think of the by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:35:54
        The Spider.. by bbr2002-08-05 04:13:39
          Reach for my Sword, and use that too cute my by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 04:52:14
            ARGH Typo s/cute/cut (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 04:52:49
              unfortunately your hands are tied up, by bbr2002-08-05 04:57:55
                *cast a prismatic wall at by Dongorath2002-08-05 05:08:27
                  Dongorath, I could use some help in here. :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:59:22
                Hmmm I shall Try twisting, The full plate armour by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:07:14
                  success by bbr2002-08-05 05:19:32
                    Is the Hilt too my Sword within 10 feet? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:25:01
                      read by bbr2002-08-05 05:27:12
                        Ah Move Grab and Stab. :-) The +5 Hilt should do by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:32:02
                          Due to the sword being broken... by bbr2002-08-05 05:37:36
                            Pulls out flask of Greek fire from his belt. by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:43:21
                              In your hasty desicion, you set the room on fire.. by bbr2002-08-05 05:47:35
                                ahem! by breezeblock2002-08-05 06:23:04
                                Fire engulfs the room, and... by bbr2002-08-05 05:51:14
                                Run towards a wall and try and find a low overhang by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:58:25
                                cave exit by bbr2002-08-05 06:02:28
                                And my other party members? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 06:03:13
                                <Deleted><Deleted>2002-08-05 06:07:16
                                double post (n/t) by Nawft2002-08-05 08:51:19
                                cant keep at this all day.. (n/t) by bbr2002-08-05 06:06:40
                                No Prob, I was just having Fun Sorry. :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 06:09:40
                                Is it a Stone room, Stone Cave, or wood room? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:50:47
                                Stone cave, with lotsa spider silk.. by bbr2002-08-05 05:54:01
                                Is anyone still wigling? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 05:54:42
                                redirect. by bbr2002-08-05 05:58:16
                                note: by bbr2002-08-05 05:59:36
                                Delivery for Sir Lox!!!! by Coyote10k2002-08-05 06:58:30
                                Here's 200GP Thanks :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 17:26:06
                                LOL :-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 06:01:22
          probably being dim... by syren2002-08-05 04:52:08
            ar by bbr2002-08-05 05:01:38
  Your lightning bolt... by pas512002-08-05 02:29:08
    good one ^^ (n/t) by bbr2002-08-05 02:41:35
It's either by mrmath2002-08-05 01:11:48
  I still say by slayer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I think so too by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:33:11
What was your first computer you used? by Freakazoid2002-08-05 01:02:09
  TRS80, Comodore-Pet, PDP_11/70, VAX_11/750 by inittab2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Interact by dunham2002-08-05 18:26:39
  Fairchild F8 mcu by consul 8802002-08-05 16:40:33
  apple 2e followed by vic20 by Arienadean2002-08-05 16:09:34
  The oldies but goodies... by leistico2002-08-05 15:43:04
  C-128D and I miss it! ;o( (n/t) by Apfel2002-08-05 15:27:39
  First computer... it involved a teletype by rkelleher2002-08-05 14:46:55
  Coleco ADAM by Teknomancer2002-08-05 14:32:02
  A philips-something and (basically) the 6128 by dandraka2002-08-05 11:53:45
  TRaSh-80 Model I (n/t) by Tron-X2002-08-05 11:23:33
  Amstrad CPC6128 by pjt332002-08-05 11:22:33
  Well now... by slacktime2002-08-05 10:29:43
  Radio Shack Color Computer by whytwolf2002-08-05 09:59:25
  when in high school... by Zandermann2002-08-05 09:42:03
  Apple II@school Vax 11/780@work n/t by dickh2002-08-05 09:28:46
  The original Macintosh - 1984 by shaddai2002-08-05 09:17:09
  Commodore VIC-20 by Arcanum2002-08-05 09:09:29
  Commodore 64 by migiizis2002-08-05 08:58:02
    Dang, I used to *dream* about a system like that. by YakkoWarner2002-08-05 11:24:14
      I would be embarassed to say by migiizis2002-08-05 15:10:30
  Timex Synclair by Ston2002-08-05 08:49:15
  Prime mini through a b&w terminal by Schol-R-LEA;22002-08-05 08:49:10
  Hmm. I think it was an by bladedancer2002-08-05 08:29:01
  Altair 8800 by ktownson2002-08-05 07:21:52
  Vic 20!! No kidding (n/t) by foghornleghorn2002-08-05 07:16:24
  ATARI 400 by the_fool762002-08-05 07:16:19
  Tandy 1000 EX by Ravenlock2002-08-05 06:36:46
  Commodore 64/128 by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 06:33:20
  What I first used and what I first owned by DaNutBall2002-08-05 06:15:20
  Dragon32 by esger2002-08-05 06:12:41
  Commodore C16, yeah! by fmh2002-08-05 06:09:04
  Used: TRS-80 clone - owned: Commodore 64 (n/t) by it_mercenary2.02002-08-05 05:47:22
  I can't remember by Pic2002-08-05 05:35:00
  Some sort of Apple by crash_2002-08-05 05:23:07
  I think this IS my first PC by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hehehe...DURANGO... by theonlyphreak2002-08-05 05:08:03
  First one I used by SE-sPOON2002-08-05 04:54:46
  Sharp MZ-80A by Garath2002-08-05 04:42:46
  I think it was the Apple ][ GS ... by bugarup2002-08-05 04:05:03
  PET by ideur2002-08-05 03:32:52
    C= Pet 2001. by kahuana2002-08-05 11:47:16
  Amiga 1200 by goshindo2002-08-05 03:13:31
  Sanyo Silver 8088 with Math Co. Dual by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:12:50
  Atari ST 520 by MenThal2002-08-05 03:05:33
  Casio FP 200 by Znirk2002-08-05 02:43:54
  Sinclair ZX81 by Beorn2002-08-05 02:21:55
    I also had one by Kj0n2002-08-05 06:12:52
    Sinclair ZX Spectrum by Medentic2002-08-05 03:45:12
      Star LC10? by mwq2002-08-05 16:14:33
  BBC Micro by knightsofni2002-08-05 02:13:45
    Been there... by gnomepuppy2002-08-05 13:44:34
    Don't forget the turtle. by wheresthefish2002-08-05 11:50:11
      Of course not... by knightsofni2002-08-05 12:41:39
        Too true. by wheresthefish2002-08-05 13:08:52
  Apple II too by The Moose2002-08-05 02:06:03
  I too started on an apple ][ by stradenko2002-08-05 01:52:34
  Commodore 128D by count_02002-08-05 01:33:32
  TI-99/4A by slayer2002-08-05 01:29:02
    Me too :) by Kickstart2002-08-05 22:32:37
    Funny thing by Ston2002-08-05 09:38:09
    Same here by SnArL2002-08-05 08:54:03
    Now there was a language by tarvas2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Sorry, didn't read the whole thread before posting (n/t) by tarvas2002-08-05 05:28:32
    I remember... by packet-rat2002-08-05 02:52:34
      oh yeah, by packet-rat2002-08-05 03:02:49
    TI-99/4A too by Nuitari2006-11-19 12:55:59
    LOGO (n/t) by breezeblock2002-08-05 01:30:16
      Thank you so much. by slayer2002-08-05 01:33:54
        Never used it tho... by breezeblock2002-08-05 01:39:15
        it is still widely in use by DragonLady2002-08-05 01:38:38
  used: PDP 11/70 by DragonLady2002-08-05 01:27:31
  Eliot 904 - but what year? by challinor2002-08-05 01:26:58
    Going by that about 1973 by breezeblock2002-08-05 01:34:35
      Not bad, by challinor2002-08-05 05:53:19
  Bush-Microtronic-Center by c3po2002-08-05 01:25:36
  commodore vc 20 by Klymer2002-08-05 01:22:16
    Yay VIC20 :) by MikeP2002-08-05 02:14:33
      Vic for me too... by random_c2002-08-05 05:42:53
  First computer I ever used was... by breezeblock2002-08-05 01:17:18
  Well by muffinman12342002-08-05 01:15:12
  First computer I used, or owned? by caffine-iv2002-08-05 01:08:03
    Upgrading by LeiraHoward2002-08-05 11:13:08
  Oh, one more thing. by Freakazoid2002-08-05 01:04:00
    At the tender age of 3. by bugarup2002-08-05 08:49:04
My mouse arm... by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:56:28
  *this moment brought to you by... by kahuana2002-08-05 12:57:02
  support your arm, not your wrist by ania2052006-11-19 12:23:33
    here by ania2052002-08-05 08:35:35
  Another cure by ideur2002-08-05 04:54:24
    I tried trackball by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 05:11:55
  use your left hand for a while .. by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:37:55
  I stopped my RSI problems by yaeger2002-08-05 02:03:32
  Diagnosis: Itchy Trigger Finger; by slayer2002-08-05 01:08:03
    Proper palm support is also nice :P by caffine-iv2002-08-05 01:47:45
Your lightning bolt fizzles,,, by bbr2002-08-05 00:53:45
  but don't you look cute in that new Doilie(sp?) by plblark2002-08-05 07:13:24
  That's amazing. by slayer2002-08-05 01:00:13
Steff is going to kill the server farm? by slayer2002-08-05 00:36:22
  in the end they will come to the final by Klymer2002-08-05 00:41:06
help! by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:33:00
  open trashbin by Klymer2002-08-05 00:39:02
    You forgot a step! by ideur2002-08-05 01:03:18
  (or right-click on anything else, for that matter) by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:36:59
    Is it the mouse? by slayer2002-08-05 00:41:04
      *shake* by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:43:03
        Sorry, no more ideas. by slayer2002-08-05 00:51:07
          thanks for checking... by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:56:30
  Uninstall IE6? Didn't know that was possible by Freakazoid2002-08-05 00:36:32
    universal. thanks anyhoo :( (n/t) by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:46:08
  i had that problem, by kajiir2002-08-05 00:35:06
Hehe... got here just on time.. :o) by erlando2002-08-05 00:31:51
And now we present... by nhaggin2006-11-19 12:55:59
I have this great mental image by slayer2002-08-05 00:26:44
  Don't you mean mpnkeys? ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 04:07:06
    No, he means APES. by NOLAWitch2002-08-05 05:23:06
      Of course, if you're going to be all authentic ... by bugarup2002-08-05 09:03:10
      <Steve Irwin> by breezeblock2002-08-05 08:26:14
        Not Darwin contender. by NOLAWitch2002-08-05 09:19:05
          beg to differ! by breezeblock2002-08-05 11:26:18
            What about lunacy skipping a generation? by NOLAWitch2002-08-05 14:31:11
  stop watching stupid movies ;) (n/t) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:45:25
  yeah...lol.....give us the great wisdom of yours ; (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 00:29:11
  rotfl (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:27:14
Forbidden - You don't have permission to access... by firehawk2002-08-05 00:18:26
  something went wrong in the auto script? by SunMar2002-08-05 00:19:51
    perhaps illiad wants US to create today's strip (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:20:51
      that'd probably turn out to be a disaster :) (n/t) by SunMar2002-08-05 00:21:42
        Yeah I couldn't be funny even if my life depended by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:22:33
          who said it has to be funny by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:47:27
          didn't know you were with "disaster area"*g* (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:23:22
Not not uploaded... by erots2002-08-05 00:18:04
Refresh, Refresh, Refresh, Dude! :( (n/t) by bbr2002-08-05 00:14:07
  It is not on the static, nor in by DragonLady2002-08-05 00:19:50
    no upload prob by SunMar2002-08-05 00:22:45
  I get blisters on my fingers! (n/t) by ipous2002-08-05 00:15:50
    refreshing won't do you any good by SunMar2002-08-05 00:17:11
      You might be surprised... by warhawk2002-08-05 00:23:55
        yeah but it's been 25min now by SunMar2002-08-05 00:25:47
          *chuckles* Well yeah... by warhawk2002-08-05 00:29:16
          i waited 40-odd minutes once, by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:28:49
  need ... bed ... time ... comic ... *shrug* 9:15am (n/t) by SunMar2002-08-05 00:15:38
where is the strip? or is today's action by Klymer2002-08-05 00:09:04
  M$ bought userfriendly!? (n/t) by Apfel2002-08-05 00:24:29
    in that case we all would have to pay by Klymer2002-08-05 00:25:58
      ...for every post...? (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 00:26:54
        If you register your account... by Apfel2002-08-05 00:32:35
          ACCOUNT "APFEL" DISABLED by Klymer2002-08-05 00:35:53
            Account "Klymer" disabled by klaranth2002-08-05 00:46:04
              oh oh :( (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:47:08
        /me goes bankrupt immediately (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:28:40
  Patience grasshopper. by slayer2002-08-05 00:11:16
    oh today's comic by Klymer2002-08-05 00:12:17
      You had it coming... by slayer2002-08-05 00:17:07
      didn't work (n/t) by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:14:12
        close your eyes and flow with the net.... by count_02002-08-05 00:15:33
          now i see it - it is funny by Klymer2002-08-05 00:16:21
            *thwap* by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:19:02
        telepathic module fails with "out of brain error" (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:15:18
          lol....get a PSY upgrade damnit...;) (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 00:16:40
            i did - i just did not agree by Klymer2002-08-05 00:17:44
              hmmmm.....never heard of gnuPSY? (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 00:18:38
                Darnit Won't Compile, Missing What Libs??? by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:29:08
                yes, but to install it by Klymer2002-08-05 00:19:39
                  /me nods by count_02002-08-05 00:20:39
  illiad doesn't like mondays!? (n/t) by ipous2002-08-05 00:10:42
    who does? (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:11:17
      me! (n/t) by ideur2002-08-05 03:51:26
      power makes too many ppl arrogant :\ (n/t) by SunMar2002-08-05 00:24:25
  looks like it hasn't been uploaded yet by SunMar2002-08-05 00:10:32
    hmmz, got a 403 when going to the location :\ (n/t) by SunMar2002-08-05 00:12:25
I'm still Bored by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:05:02
  blacknova will eat your boringness ;) by IQ-Neo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sorry, only use IRC to chat. by klaranth2002-08-05 00:47:36
    UnderNet is the lair of all the lamerz... (n/t) by Dongorath2002-08-05 01:30:20
      DALnet's the place to go ;-) (n/t) by packet-rat2002-08-05 03:13:48
        Actually, there are a few servers I prefer ... by klaranth2002-08-05 07:04:13
  *pat*pat* by Stacato2002-08-05 00:15:17
  Sorry, I don't do IM. by slayer2002-08-05 00:07:40
  go play nethack or something... by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:06:38
    yay Nethack! yay Gradewrecker! ;) (n/t) by bladedancer2002-08-05 08:30:02
    Linky by saxguy022006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  If you're still there by Caius2002-08-05 15:07:36
  Oooohhhh. . .. caffeine headache. by mortaine2002-08-05 14:32:17
  Mmm... Black as Sin, and a Blueberry Scone by anitag2002-08-05 10:38:21
    Hello. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 13:45:49
      Glad to hear it! (n/t) by anitag2002-08-05 17:39:45
  *yawn* monday :P by kittle2002-08-05 07:30:04
    No problem by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:33:45
  *yawn* by Dongorath2002-08-05 06:54:58
    *calin* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:29:40
      Thank you very much :) by Dongorath2002-08-05 07:41:33
  *collects all cats in illiways* by Klymer2002-08-05 06:49:09
    Purr, purr. by Mimi2002-08-05 07:31:54
  Good morning! by Psych1012002-08-05 06:31:45
    Could I get a mug of that by plblark2002-08-05 07:20:04
      oh no! I just saw SG go next door to w**k... by plblark2002-08-05 07:25:51
        That's ok... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:28:48
          I just noticed that Illiways is cat friendly by plblark2002-08-05 07:32:29
            No, I don't think they want that. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 07:36:14
              wellll... My Masters aren't so subtle by plblark2002-08-05 08:08:59
              Is that why by Psych1012002-08-05 07:47:16
                No, it's just time to change your medication by plblark2002-08-05 08:10:13
                  lol by Psych1012002-08-05 08:47:57
    *Serves large cup of black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:45:37
      Oooo... by Psych1012002-08-05 07:45:25
  oh please by Klymer2002-08-05 05:16:52
    *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:22:22
      well, i have by Klymer2002-08-05 05:41:12
        hey, you have big, large and VERY by Klymer2002-08-05 05:43:59
          That's good :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:47:50
            cheat? what/whom do you cheat with coffee? by Klymer2002-08-05 05:49:41
              *Sniffle* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:52:09
                heh so does mine somewhat... by DaNutBall2002-08-05 08:47:40
                oh dump the doc... (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 05:52:39
                  I'd like to... (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:04:57
  Black as Sin, please by DaNutBall2002-08-05 04:49:22
    *Gives black as sin* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:02:18
      Well I do since I can goof off on the net ;-) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:42:20
        *sips on Black as Sin and flies into the ceiling* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:42:44
          :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:45:50
            *looks down at SaleGamine* by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:46:57
              *Looks madly cheerful* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 05:53:00
                erm... not sure... by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:55:12
                  Up to you... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:04:23
                    Eh... non, merci :-p (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 06:11:44
  A Nice Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:26:42
    *Serves decaf diet Pepsi* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:34:47
      Reaches up and *KISES* SaleGamine's Hand. by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:36:51
        Mon dieu! by Mimi2002-08-05 03:39:55
          Mimi, vous m'aiment trop embrasser votre main? by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:47:02
            btw, as that comes out as : by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:57:36
              Sorry Bablefish is no where NEAR perfect. by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 04:44:20
                Ok. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 04:52:03
            Purrrrrr. by Mimi2002-08-05 03:49:58
              ***Kiss*** :-* (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 04:51:39
          Did we shock you little sweetheart? by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:41:22
            Sorry I am being a Flirt today. :-) I hope I by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:48:24
              Not at all. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:54:18
  happy day, SG by Zandermann2002-08-05 02:34:13
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 02:53:03
      gotta keep... by Zandermann2002-08-05 03:06:27
        Miaow? by Mimi2002-08-05 03:39:02
          Miaouw? by Tandy2002-08-05 03:56:49
            Purrrrrr. by Mimi2002-08-05 04:00:06
            Tandy! by ideur2002-08-05 03:59:55
              *Gives ideur an Henniez* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 04:02:14
                {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-08-05 04:12:47
                  Oh well. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 04:28:49
          *sips coffee by Zandermann2002-08-05 03:45:04
            Purrrrrrrr by Mimi2002-08-05 03:53:02
              *scritch scritch scritch* by Zandermann2002-08-05 04:04:01
                Purr, purr. by Mimi2002-08-05 05:07:14
            Well of course I didn't by SaleGamine2002-08-05 03:51:14
              ah...silly me... by Zandermann2002-08-05 04:06:00
  moornin' ;) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:29:31
    Hi! by SaleGamine2002-08-05 02:54:33
      sure ;) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 03:02:10
        Hummm, should that no be: by SaleGamine2002-08-05 04:03:50
          just milk ;) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 04:09:26
  Good morning by c3po2002-08-05 01:50:41
    Rain by ideur2002-08-05 04:19:47
      OK by c3po2002-08-05 05:56:31
      ahhh...but you by Zandermann2002-08-05 04:23:29
    *Serves black tea* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 02:54:00
      *drinking* by c3po2002-08-05 03:00:10
        Glad to hear that. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 04:04:35
  G**d Morning... I think by abaron2002-08-05 01:22:37
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-08-05 02:56:25
  Thanks for the mocha... by muffinman12342002-08-05 01:19:58
    G'Night, all! by muffinman12342002-08-05 01:20:25
  Good morning. by nhaggin2002-08-05 00:23:06
    Several no doubt... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:31:45
      Look again under my top post. :) (n/t) by nhaggin2002-08-05 00:33:13
    And I forgot to order, by nhaggin2002-08-05 00:30:37
      :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:34:29
        *gives warm fuzzy* *goes to bed* (n/t) by nhaggin2002-08-05 00:35:03
  G' Day Sal, by dire_lobo2002-08-05 00:07:09
    adn G'Night... by dire_lobo2002-08-05 00:21:49
      Sleep well. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:27:23
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:17:01
      Good morning (again) by dire_lobo2002-08-05 10:52:28
        Bakc? yes, must have coffee... (n/t) by dire_lobo2002-08-05 10:52:54
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-08-05 00:06:40
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:15:05
      Yes please :) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 00:27:58
        Yes... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:29:17
          Okay :) by caffine-iv2002-08-05 00:32:04
            I'll be good by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:35:48
  i just got off of work by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:04:37
    Ok... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:13:20
      sounds good, but i think i will go with mint by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:15:50
        Ok, mint it is :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:39:18
    You wrote the w-word, Shame on you. by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:05:55
      is it that bad if i left already? by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:10:33
        Too tempting >;-) by DaNutBall2002-08-05 07:40:22
        I would love to flogg by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:13:35
      We need a moderator. by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:08:19
        this moderator is at w*** as well :) by DragonLady2002-08-05 00:12:30
  Mornin' by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:04:21
    We can find some I'm sure. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:11:37
      Thankee (n/t) by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:50:14
        *sluuuurp* (n/t) by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:50:29
  Goodmorning my friend by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:03:57
    if you're not back in 3 hrs, we're coming in. (n/t) by plblark2002-08-05 08:13:05
    Oh dear.... by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:10:46
      I don't hope that either by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:19:05
        You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:38:36
    think they will look for you under the desk? (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:05:43
      They have already seen that I am here. by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:06:47
        no it dosen't by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:13:37
          Which is even harder than avoiding the original by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:14:35
            stop pouting by LunarRainn2002-08-05 00:23:33
            Good luck, dude ;-) (n/t) by RRipley2002-08-05 00:15:35
  *sits down* by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Well hello! by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:09:09
      *nips* by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Jo is fine by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:23:30
  good morning..... by count_02002-08-05 00:03:07
    Ohhhh! Lucky you by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:07:57
      yeah..... by count_02002-08-05 00:11:07
        Shame that :( by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:21:12
          not yet thanx.... by count_02002-08-05 00:23:32
  while i am waiting for today's strip by Klymer2002-08-05 00:02:52
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:06:46
      *starts pulling the basket by Klymer2002-08-05 00:08:13
        *Applause* by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:19:44
          illiways doesn't have a special link to by Klymer2002-08-05 00:22:19
            Unfortunatly not. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:28:01
  Moin, dear Jo! by diGriz2002-08-05 00:02:43
    Bright and sunny. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:05:50
      It was bright and sunny on Saturday by diGriz2002-08-05 00:13:22
        I see. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:19:08
  Good morning by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:02:39
    Fine, fine. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:04:51
      Thank you very much by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:05:49
        *pick a blanket to cover himself* by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:14:25
          Well.... I can by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:17:51
            Pfffff.... by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:19:23
              Because you are a masochist by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:29:58
                Nah... by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:32:29
                  Ohhhh, so do I. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:35:05
                    Oh... by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:39:43
Translations by Nea2002-08-05 00:01:04
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-08-05 00:19:22
    jetzt aber by ipous2002-08-05 00:40:16
    so the original text is: by Klymer2002-08-05 00:25:07
      your browser (n/t) by ipous2002-08-05 00:32:39
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-08-05 00:00:20
  Even though there's a new question, by Llyr2002-08-05 10:54:49
    That's what I was taught, too (n/t) by Nea2002-08-05 11:11:18
  New Question by Schol-R-LEA;22002-08-05 08:57:26
    "Thick as a Brick" by Zandermann2002-08-05 09:25:33
      Peter Sellers by anitag2002-08-05 10:42:41
  I should know this one by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:07:34
  Bill Gates? by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-05 00:06:23
    if you put it in quotes, by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:09:25
      If I credit the author, it answers the Q. by SarekOfVulcan2002-08-05 10:13:16
      Yes, I'd like to know, too, by Nea2002-08-05 00:17:46
        In Bio class by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:54:38
        First in google by vmax2002-08-05 00:33:11
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  time stamp check. (n/t) by Cokish2013-07-27 03:22:23
  Come on! by sebi2002-08-05 02:00:09
    I'm waiting for Credit card support. (n/t) by saxguy022002-08-05 14:00:39
    I don't think you are allowed two. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 06:02:42
    I am for my membership to run out by Spisefisken2002-08-05 04:19:14
  Some links by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  A VT420 (n/t) by archnerd2002-08-05 23:57:24
  2K of ferrous-core memory from 1964 Univac (AND) by inittab2002-08-05 23:22:58
  I have an abacus on my bookshelf! by PohlRBear2002-08-05 21:39:34
  TI-30 calculator by jafitz2002-08-05 19:37:49
  Floppy Drive by nimdokk2002-08-05 18:28:51
  floppy drive by sketcher2002-08-05 17:22:13
  Probably a few things by Arienadean2002-08-05 16:11:57
  Oldest and most favorite... by leistico2002-08-05 15:54:25
  hand-crank sewing machine by tigermouse2002-08-05 14:12:24
  Got you all beat! by Tomo2002-08-05 14:08:39
  A Toshiba T1200 laptop. by bugarup2002-08-05 13:15:47
  An Apple ][e by CartaMusica2002-08-05 12:51:29
  My body by dickh2002-08-05 10:32:53
    Wow by Caius2002-08-05 11:48:23
      No grandchildren by dickh2002-08-05 12:10:05
        My daughter is 26 by Caius2002-08-06 05:43:23
          Oh by Caius2002-08-06 05:44:34
  my coffee mug (n/t) by gomez2002-08-05 08:54:47
  A rock. by BlurOfSerenity2002-08-05 08:37:30
  Er... *peers around* Paper and pen. (n/t) by bladedancer2002-08-05 08:26:27
  My hammer. by skeegenin2002-08-05 08:07:34
  A mint condition Kaypro II that works perfectly. (n/t) by dreamwvr2002-08-05 07:45:26
  Mint condition early 1970's by JPaganel2002-08-05 07:00:04
  my wife...(j/k) by stig_mata2002-08-05 06:51:36
  An HP LaserJet 4 Plus by nin_man2002-08-05 06:41:05
  C64/but the worst is a PPC512 by oli2002-08-05 06:41:00
  My Atari 2600? by pecosdave2002-08-05 06:40:11
    I love my Atari! by Sehmket2002-08-05 06:55:27
      My parents would kill me. by pecosdave2002-08-05 07:03:05
        All right, all right. by Sehmket2002-08-05 07:30:14
  Commodore MPS801... by cyrek2002-08-05 06:02:52
  An Alcatel 4074 DECT phone by tarvas2002-08-05 05:50:07
  my original Game Boy. (n/t) by NavyJoe2002-08-05 05:49:07
  Pentium One system at home by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:45:31
    But in terms of non-computers by DaNutBall2002-08-05 05:57:08
  9-pin dot matrix printer at home by NOLAWitch2002-08-05 05:19:41
    I have a 12-pin dot matrix at home by Tomo2002-08-05 13:56:41
      My friend Pete the lurker by NOLAWitch2002-08-05 14:33:18
  So many definitions by Blackbyrd22002-08-05 05:00:11
  Me by Y2KDragon2002-08-05 04:18:28
  An ancient hole-making machine. by MenThal2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Leitz products ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I don't get it. So you're wierd. by MenThal2002-08-05 06:09:20
        It's a German phenomenon. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
          The suitcase or the perforator? *confused* by MenThal2002-08-05 11:32:10
            The perforator. (n/t) by bugarup2002-08-05 13:14:20
    *squint* Its a "Leitz No 18"... (n/t) by MenThal2002-08-05 03:27:43
  Home=Portable Serial Terminal Office= by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:24:43
  Hm well the oldest stuff... by Apfel2002-08-05 03:01:45
    you are sure you do not have by Klymer2002-08-05 05:55:02
  8-bit videogame ;) (n/t) by IQ-Neo2002-08-05 02:34:33
  slide rule (n/t) by Zandermann2002-08-05 02:30:43
    Ditto (n/t) by pjt332002-08-05 11:16:22
  mechanic 'calculator' by c3po2002-08-05 02:08:02
  Got to be one of these VAXes (n/t) by knightsofni2002-08-05 02:03:18
    I'm glad to see someone else who likes VAX/VMS by inittab2002-08-05 23:01:34
    Which ones, and want too get rid of any? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:23:30
      We have: by knightsofni2002-08-05 03:37:32
        Are you in India? (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-08-05 03:43:26
          No (n/t) by knightsofni2002-08-05 04:07:28
  I don't know whether it'd be... by DennisNotOld2002-08-05 01:58:59
  apple //c (n/t) by stradenko2002-08-05 01:54:04
  AMD 286/12 Mhz by NuclearWinter2002-08-05 01:48:33
  Me. (n/t) by PhyreFox2002-08-05 01:10:23
  Ooh loads! by breezeblock2002-08-05 01:09:29
  386DX40 / 16MB EDO / 850MB IDE by caffine-iv2002-08-05 01:09:19
  An MSX 1+ computer and screen (n/t) by klaranth2002-08-05 00:49:00
  Windows by Newromancer2002-08-05 00:37:25
  A windup by mirage2002-08-05 00:33:26
  An old EMUF by diGriz2002-08-05 00:23:54
  I also last year found a 20 Meg external by whybird2002-08-05 00:06:26
  Typewriter. (n/e) by muffinman12342002-08-05 00:05:56
  my brain.... (n/t) by count_02002-08-05 00:05:49
  Newton 130 (n/t) by ipous2002-08-05 00:05:42
  I have a mouse made for a BBC micro. by whybird2002-08-05 00:04:12
    I don't recall BBC mice! Joysticks, trackball, by Tomo2002-08-05 13:47:56
      It looks custom made. by whybird2002-08-05 16:57:32
  A Commodore 2001 PET (n/t) by PurpleTentacle2002-08-05 00:03:12
    Cool! by kahuana2002-08-05 11:41:16
  There's an Apple ][ in the attic, i think. by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:02:49
  A pencil by Spisefisken2002-08-05 00:02:44
    you're smudging the board already? by Cybergeek2002-08-05 00:05:16
  An old TI-99/4A (n/t) by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:01:35
    that was my first computer .... by packet-rat2002-08-05 00:05:31
      me too ;) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-08-05 00:06:24
  obviously a stone by Klymer2002-08-05 00:01:30
    A chunk of pre-cambrian rock? (n/t) by kahuana2002-08-05 11:43:06
    Same here. by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:47:35
    Rock on dude! by dire_lobo2002-08-05 00:18:28
      well, a "pot" was invented a long time later on (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:42:58
        :) by SaleGamine2002-08-05 00:46:34
          and something to put into :) (n/t) by Klymer2002-08-05 00:47:59

 

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