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Cartoon for Jul 25, 2002
Strip for Jul 25, 2002
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wow 'cheques' and not checks! (n/t) by WauloK2002-07-28 21:47:06
  Illiad is Canadian by IByte2002-08-06 11:50:35
No sysadmin appreciation postcards?!? Shame on U! by mjbird2002-07-26 04:53:33
Any early/latecomers lurking around? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:32:20
  nobody here 'cept us chickens <nt> by crazysteve2002-07-25 23:38:32
    Welll in that case... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:48:15
    speak for yourself :p (n/t) by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:43:25
  nope by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:34:13
    :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:46:50
      ah... by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:55:21
        gophers? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:57:46
Radom P.O.S.T. by imrambi2002-07-25 19:57:15
  Shes working fine for some odd reason (n/t) by imrambi2002-07-25 22:40:31
    Back it up.. NOW ! (n/t) by DennisMV2002-07-25 23:52:03
Hiya gang... by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cscript is ok... by Naruki2002-07-25 20:38:09
    small correction by varikin2002-07-25 22:24:53
      STET by Naruki2002-07-26 07:54:22
      i was just about to say... ;o) (n/t) by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:21:16
Mmmm, Win32 Gaim by beez2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I do believe by slayer2002-07-25 19:23:08
    My bad (n/t) by beez2002-07-25 20:22:23
got off of work early today by sketcher2002-07-25 19:15:37
  repetitive stress injury! by slayer2002-07-25 19:20:58
    the fun part by sketcher2002-07-25 19:37:12
      y'know... by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:51:35
UF postcards by slayer2002-07-25 19:01:54
  duh... by Cybergeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
Schweet. by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  cool by sketcher2002-07-25 19:46:13
The job perks :-D by DaNutBall2002-07-25 18:43:10
  {{{DaNutBall}}} by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:44:45
  dude... by Cybergeek2002-07-25 19:41:07
    Oh with the violin case? by DaNutBall2002-07-25 20:35:50
    oh, you mean that one with... by sketcher2002-07-25 19:53:23
      ??? by Cybergeek2002-07-25 23:27:43
  hey cool, way to go dude by sketcher2002-07-25 19:09:09
    but seriously folks- by sketcher2002-07-25 19:26:22
      And very fortuante too by DaNutBall2002-07-25 19:34:58
        how did you make it out?! by sketcher2002-07-25 19:38:46
          The net was my friend by DaNutBall2002-07-25 20:37:39
    hehehehehehehe by DaNutBall2002-07-25 19:17:50
  good deal man by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:58:08
Microsoft doesn't exist! by whybird2006-11-19 12:55:59
  and did they note that otherwise? (n/t) by sketcher2002-07-25 19:10:47
An interesting tech question... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What I'm curious about; by caffine-iv2002-07-25 19:06:48
    Of couse I know how to secure by caffine-iv2002-07-25 19:07:10
  Very. by caffine-iv2002-07-25 19:03:30
  quite realistic by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:33:49
    Interesting. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 18:47:08
      it makes it convenient by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:53:19
  Very. by Arcanum2002-07-25 18:30:22
    one key by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:38:14
  People used to do that with cordless phone ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 18:25:16
    family-band by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:39:50
      That is SOO much fun ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 19:02:16
        Oh yeah by varikin2002-07-25 22:27:14
        lol by nimdokk2002-07-25 19:14:36
          We have the fun ones with 14 channels ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 23:22:58
Jedi/Sith/Force Morality Question by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 16:34:24
  its not wrong to mess with the sheep by sketcher2002-07-25 19:56:55
  hmm by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:12:04
    I don't know what to call it either ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 18:23:02
      yeah by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:29:23
        Frivolous ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 19:00:26
          might be by nimdokk2002-07-25 19:16:43
            Once you do... by masato2006-11-19 12:55:59
              YES YES ! by DennisMV2002-07-26 00:02:44
                I don't think they saw me ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-26 18:25:57
              Neat-O by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 19:43:03
                Well by nimdokk2002-07-25 19:48:59
  Umm... by Bellator2002-07-25 16:59:29
    No I don't think I'll do anything too stupid ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 17:03:17
      Yeah... by Bellator2002-07-25 17:05:15
        First let me burn a CD ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-25 17:10:07
  if it is possible by crazysteve2002-07-25 16:42:30
A question to those using *nix mail progs by Arienadean2002-07-25 16:34:16
  *pokes Arienadean* by DaNutBall2002-07-25 19:20:36
Why do Open Source advocates by Naruki2002-07-25 15:36:24
  Symbolism! by DennisNotOld2002-07-25 22:01:09
  So almost none of you have a good answer. by Naruki2002-07-25 20:31:22
  For the same reason that by nix2002-07-25 16:36:55
  So they can see... by Kickstart2002-07-25 16:21:32
    You know, at least the silly people by Naruki2002-07-25 20:19:58
      It's a heck of a lot better than charging for it! by Kickstart2002-07-25 21:49:09
  Because they're macho masochists. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 16:19:00
  I Agree with nimdokk and Arienadean by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 16:08:16
  could it be to find out more about how it works by pecosdave2002-07-25 15:57:15
  So by wheresthefish2002-07-25 15:41:50
    hmm don't think that's it by Arienadean2002-07-25 16:03:21
      will your daughter marry me? (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-25 16:19:32
        I think she's a wee bit young for that. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 16:20:16
          no problem i can wait. by i_am_pi2002-07-25 16:21:52
            unfortunately by Arienadean2002-07-25 16:43:36
              .... {{{Arienadean}}} {{{arienadean's daughter}}} by i_am_pi2002-07-25 16:45:38
                Thanks {{{i_am_pi}}} (n/t) by Arienadean2002-07-25 16:47:25
            then her name must be by nimdokk2002-07-25 16:42:43
  maybe by nimdokk2002-07-25 15:40:58
  so they can fix it =) (n/t) by prof1872002-07-25 15:40:43
coffee maker / computer?????? by loser1222002-07-25 14:56:28
  Tripped over that about an hour ago... by wheresthefish2002-07-25 14:57:46
    Found it. by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
      thats the one---many thanks by loser1222002-07-25 15:04:14
They say a stopped clock shows the correct time... by Kickstart2002-07-25 13:57:00
  Time Theory :) by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sorta.... by ryanjohn2002-07-25 15:14:50
  Streching time by the_fool762002-07-25 14:28:56
    That's between by wheresthefish2002-07-25 14:39:52
    Doctor...My brain hurts! (n/t) by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:32:35
      exactly by Gary_72002-07-25 14:52:20
  or...... by Gary_72002-07-25 14:13:41
    I care to comment. by wheresthefish2002-07-25 14:23:57
    Only once per hour... by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:18:44
      Actually a little more often... by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:21:11
        and then by Gary_72002-07-25 14:37:27
          Let's not focus on the midwest... by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:41:49
            a question by Gary_72002-07-25 14:54:33
              anti-somatic?(sp) (think seinfield) (n/t) by prof1872002-07-25 15:22:52
              They've got some good reasons... by Naruki2002-07-25 14:55:46
          No, that's just those loonies in Indiana by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 14:39:44
            or for... by prof1872002-07-25 15:17:00
    But it's _not_ always 4:00:00 by Naruki2002-07-25 14:18:06
      but it has to be somewhere by prof1872002-07-25 14:22:24
        Time zones aren't continuous. by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 14:28:36
          in that case... by prof1872002-07-25 15:07:59
            Think of a child's drawing of a rainbow. by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 15:17:10
            Between? by Naruki2002-07-25 15:10:10
              is white a color? by prof1872002-07-25 15:13:52
                Black is the absence of all colors. by Naruki2002-07-25 15:16:23
                  this is going off by prof1872002-07-25 15:19:04
        But try taking one step without taking by Naruki2002-07-25 14:23:50
          what? (n/t) by prof1872002-07-25 14:25:38
            Put it this way, then. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:28:14
              how about this by prof1872002-07-25 14:31:20
                Yes and no. Mostly no. by flamebait2002-07-25 14:44:43
                Chronosynchronous orbit? by the_fool762002-07-25 14:40:53
                Nope. by Arcanum2002-07-25 14:35:28
                  Couldn't have said it better myself...I think! ;-) (n/t) by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:39:05
                Not sure what you mean by by Naruki2002-07-25 14:33:42
                  trying to clarify by prof1872002-07-25 14:41:43
                    Actually, I think I got you this time. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:45:50
                      forget time zones... by prof1872002-07-25 14:50:13
                        Better look up then by the_fool762002-07-25 14:58:24
                        Then forget clocks. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:52:51
                          GMT by prof1872002-07-25 14:54:56
                            What? Why? by Naruki2002-07-25 14:57:22
                              Offsets are hard to remember by prof1872002-07-25 15:00:24
                                Then why not just keep the system by Naruki2002-07-25 15:05:35
                                here's an idea: by prof1872002-07-25 15:11:36
                  He means... by Arcanum2002-07-25 14:38:10
                    Wouldn't the clock just hold still then? by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 14:43:28
                      In the sky.... by andycap142002-07-25 15:28:03
                        Strange visitor from the planet Chronos by Naruki2002-07-25 15:34:38
                      Erm, I guess so. by Arcanum2002-07-25 14:48:44
                    Geosynchronously, or twice the by Naruki2002-07-25 14:42:42
                      Geosynchronous, but in the other direction. (n/t) by Arcanum2002-07-25 14:45:47
                      You mean... they'd get clocked? (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 14:45:01
                        Doh! by Naruki2002-07-25 14:48:24
  huh? I don't get it by the_fool762002-07-25 14:13:23
    think analog (n/t) by whytwolf2002-07-25 14:16:39
      Or it could be... by unixanyday2002-07-25 14:23:12
        True, had not thought of that. (n/t) by the_fool762002-07-25 14:31:20
          But you shouldn't. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:35:33
  ahem by Caius2002-07-25 14:07:44
  hmm by crazysteve2002-07-25 14:06:11
  not quite by gblues2002-07-25 14:06:07
  O_o (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:59:55
  No, then it would be right twice. by Naruki2002-07-25 13:58:51
    Just per second instead of per day. (n/t) by flamebait2002-07-25 14:08:51
      Yeah. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:14:35
Request to catch my lazy rusty-dusty up. by skeegenin2002-07-25 13:51:05
  Kickstart married some American floozy... by Naruki2002-07-25 14:01:55
    come now, those of us at the wedding know she is by Nawft2002-07-25 14:24:30
      You "Yadda Yadda"ed the best part! (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 14:50:49
        Perhaps, but a bit of that was when by Naruki2002-07-25 14:54:19
          *clocks Naruki with clock in geosynchronous orbit* (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 15:22:59
            But I'm not in geosynchronous orbit... by Naruki2002-07-25 15:24:21
              That's ok, I'll just back up time and try again. (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 15:45:33
well i have to go also by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:35:18
Alright. I'm outta here by Glytch782002-07-25 13:26:38
  cool by nimdokk2002-07-25 14:36:52
You might as well just call me Jason... by wheresthefish2002-07-25 12:51:40
  clumsy of the world unite! by Arienadean2002-07-25 13:25:41
    So where's the club and how much is admission? by DaNutBall2002-07-25 18:47:50
    Shall we form a club? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 14:12:27
      Bad idea. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:18:32
        Wouldn't be the first time either. by wheresthefish2002-07-25 14:46:31
          Nor should they... by Valkyrja2002-07-25 16:27:19
            :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:05:46
  ok by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:01:40
    nin_man has "accidents" all the time by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:09:46
      do tell by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:14:28
        The archives will have most of the sad saga. by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:16:14
          Here's one by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
      lol(n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:13:27
I know what would stop some spam. by i_am_pi2002-07-25 12:50:03
  my mailing to the NMISP.net mailing list: by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:13:02
    now i have the monty pyhon song by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:24:14
      Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam by BloodyViking2002-07-25 14:03:28
.... by i_am_pi2002-07-25 12:43:35
  Sounds like Bell Atlantic by mikosullivan2002-07-25 16:07:55
    trick is by nimdokk2002-07-25 17:39:15
  that's qwest for ya ;) by nimdokk2002-07-25 12:56:49
    Customer Service... by TheMadKansan2002-07-25 17:59:05
I can't believe it! by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
has there by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:26:50
  meetup.com by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    aww, drat, "they" steal all my best ideas by Nawft2002-07-25 13:34:58
      shameless plug by nimdokk2002-07-25 17:42:23
        Hear hear! by Buffy_Fett2002-07-25 18:56:15
          yup see ya by nimdokk2002-07-25 19:51:08
    cool (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:26:16
  I will be so all over that!! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:40:57
    why? (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:03:18
      because I don't live in the UK... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:06:35
  thats a possibility for soon, by pecosdave2002-07-25 12:33:30
    Thankyou (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:36:07
  I'm personally pleading the Fifth Amendment. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 12:29:58
    Why? (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:35:38
      It works for Enron CEOs, doesn't it? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 12:41:21
        oh by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:49:00
          If I spill the beans, they won't make it... by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:08:09
            The beans are off. by BloodyViking2002-07-25 14:10:48
            would that be by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:19:30
              <Homer>Mmmmmmmmm, yeah.</Homer> by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:26:44
                love the hat (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 13:36:57
                  Thanks. I wear it frequently. by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:39:36
                    A rotating hat? by bugarup2002-07-25 13:59:26
Need creative advice..... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 11:49:39
  not tobasco but... by theonlyphreak2002-07-25 15:20:25
    evil evil evil, by pecosdave2002-07-25 16:03:46
  A Painful Alternative : ) by ryanjohn2002-07-25 13:19:20
    As satisfying as this might be, by flamebait2002-07-25 13:53:53
    Habanero is better for pain. by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:29:09
      I don't think tabasco in the rectum would be by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:35:02
        Rectum? by gaygeek2002-07-25 13:39:40
      Too obvious by ryanjohn2002-07-25 13:33:49
  I killead a vacuum cleaner once by JPaganel2002-07-25 12:53:44
    nice.....pretty good. (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:04:54
  simple solution by prof1872002-07-25 12:50:48
    didgereedoo?? (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:04:03
      Nah, that's hardly annoying. by bugarup2002-07-25 14:01:18
    Or maybe just sing along with that 80's gold! (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-07-25 12:59:23
  Enlist the Janitorial Staff by hyzenthlay2002-07-25 12:41:23
    secure room, but by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:51:44
      Maybe use a lighter by gaygeek2002-07-25 12:54:09
        the BOFH and PFY have good tactics for that by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:23:40
          from the 1996 part 1 by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:28:25
        If I were the type of person by flamebait2002-07-25 13:06:37
        wow....very involved. Sweet! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:03:23
  Truly Evil by anitag2002-07-25 12:35:18
    you very bad person! by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I like it by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:39:24
  Fun idea, by pecosdave2002-07-25 12:17:06
    Remind me never to upset you... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:20:20
      What do the other 5 people think about by kahuana2002-07-25 12:39:44
        working to establish one.... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:00:33
        the music bites by CartVader12002-07-25 12:50:35
    Ooooohhhh! by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:18:24
  How about this. by Glytch782002-07-25 12:12:17
  Bring in your own speakers. by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:11:31
    it may come to speaker wars.... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:18:37
      Well, there's always the boring route. by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:30:04
        One very very VERY huge problem with that by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:34:01
          Figures... by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:38:19
            2000 and yuppers (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:40:07
              Oh my. *evil grin* by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:45:01
                laptop user.... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:53:28
                  Bah. by Arcanum2002-07-25 12:57:21
                    looking like a great option....thanks! (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 13:01:20
    or by nimdokk2002-07-25 12:12:52
      I was sending an mp3 to my cousin by i_am_pi2002-07-25 13:33:35
  try this by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:04:17
    Are those hard to find?? (n/t) by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:08:45
      no by magedrake 00012002-07-25 12:11:53
        that's what I was looking for..... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:16:32
      You've got one in your computer. by special_ed2002-07-25 12:09:41
        I meant the size of a power converter for speakers by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:15:56
  Def Leppard bad?? by Spisefisken2002-07-25 12:03:45
    Worse than that. by special_ed2002-07-25 12:07:29
    Def Leppard ok.... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:06:48
      I'll admit that by Spisefisken2002-07-25 12:15:39
  You might want to... by kahuana2002-07-25 11:59:33
    simple and to the point..... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:04:28
      You could find a nice 220V outlet by Naruki2002-07-25 12:19:52
  After he leaves... by Illiad2002-07-25 11:54:09
    Do-able.... by gatorbytes2002-07-25 12:02:23
  three words: by nimdokk2002-07-25 11:54:05
    One Word: by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 16:26:28
    I was thinking three different words. by special_ed2002-07-25 11:58:06
      Maybe you should modify that to by Naruki2002-07-25 12:18:45
LWN.net to close! by shaddai2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Incredibly annoyed by Illiad2002-07-25 11:36:24
    I can only hope two things... by shaddai2002-07-25 14:01:41
      Annoyed at you?! by Illiad2002-07-25 14:57:03
        Cool! by shaddai2002-07-25 15:09:30
    Have any of our paltry efforts helped UF? by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 12:44:21
      I'd like to know as well. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 12:59:07
        Yes indeed... by Illiad2002-07-25 13:19:48
          I thank you all as well by Yohimbe2002-07-25 14:01:49
            and thank you all... by Kickstart2002-07-25 16:23:33
              It have been our pleasure. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 22:54:49
Sysadmin Appreciation by CipherHalo2002-07-25 10:48:15
  In anybody in a service job appreciated? by hyzenthlay2002-07-25 12:55:11
    Appreciated by CipherHalo2002-07-25 13:08:13
      Have you considered by MikeCDN2002-07-25 13:46:10
      Forgot to say by CipherHalo2002-07-25 13:09:38
  In the current state of the economy by Arcanum2002-07-25 11:40:58
  Don't know by mortaine2002-07-25 11:31:34
  Get the exact same thing by MikeCDN2002-07-25 11:16:09
    ::hug:: by CipherHalo2002-07-25 11:47:17
      YES YES!!! by MikeCDN2002-07-25 12:11:09
    I have a bazilllion things open too. usually 2 by i_am_pi2002-07-25 11:35:59
    *slaps you across the face a few time* by caffine-iv2002-07-25 11:29:31
      Been through that by MikeCDN2002-07-25 12:18:37
        That is what vacation time is for by CipherHalo2002-07-25 13:05:01
          Good Luck :) (n/t) by MikeCDN2002-07-25 13:44:25
  Sort of. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:08:07
  They're jealous by shaddai2002-07-25 11:06:31
  You don't make sense. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:06:24
I'll admit it could be my fault sometimes by ToLazyToThink2002-07-25 10:36:39
And a big, wet, sloppy smooch... by nin_man2002-07-25 10:34:11
  I'll have to try one. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 17:03:59
  Oh God Yes!! by crash_2002-07-25 11:32:46
    *thinks crash_ needs a cold shower* by pecosdave2002-07-25 11:41:55
      I was thinking the same thing. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:44:23
  Agreed. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:04:04
  What is it with you and fast food? by special_ed2002-07-25 10:48:28
    What is it with you and Jason? by skeegenin2002-07-25 11:07:53
      What is it with Jason? by special_ed2002-07-25 11:12:47
        No, I just let you borrow some of by Naruki2002-07-25 11:13:41
          Get lost, you. by special_ed2002-07-25 11:16:17
            Ok, ok, so you can finally bait your own hook. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:47:26
      Could you swim in one of those? by nin_man2002-07-25 11:09:24
        You know, the usual. by skeegenin2002-07-25 11:13:48
          You certainly don't look like twins by Nea2002-07-25 11:39:56
            Actually, I was thinking.... by skeegenin2002-07-25 13:08:51
              If you're going to be by Nea2002-07-25 13:17:16
                I'm sorry... by skeegenin2002-07-25 13:30:57
                  Yeah, it was kinda weird by Nea2002-07-25 13:47:02
            Nonsense! by nin_man2002-07-25 11:45:23
              Ouch! by Nea2002-07-25 12:06:17
                All over? Pardon me if I disagree. by Naruki2002-07-25 12:17:21
                  Yeah, but by Nea2002-07-25 12:35:07
                    Maybe it was the self-pity tree? by Naruki2002-07-25 13:43:06
                    come now by Nawft2002-07-25 12:54:18
                      What is it with eyelashes? by Nea2002-07-25 13:09:15
                        it's just something I'd heard mentioned many times by Nawft2002-07-25 13:23:17
                          If you want to start a study... by skeegenin2002-07-25 13:33:46
              Hard, even. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:59:59
                Awww, poor deprived Naruki by Nea2002-07-25 12:14:05
                  Hell, if you're bribing, now... by special_ed2002-07-25 12:15:20
                    Hey by Nea2002-07-25 12:49:05
                      Technically, it wouldn't be conflict by Naruki2002-07-25 13:30:48
                Hard nonsense. by bugarup2002-07-25 12:05:48
                  You've seen it many times. by Naruki2002-07-25 12:16:07
                    A photo would have done the job much better. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 12:21:26
                Ha, ha. by special_ed2002-07-25 12:02:07
                  Excuse you? by Naruki2002-07-25 12:15:26
                    You were NOT excused. by special_ed2002-07-25 12:16:48
          I can understand that. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:21:48
        He escaped. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:12:29
    A lot of it is really good. by nin_man2002-07-25 10:51:44
      We don't have to read it... by skeegenin2002-07-25 11:11:09
      No, it isn't. by special_ed2002-07-25 10:55:04
        But it is. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:01:16
          Leftovers? by mortaine2002-07-25 11:39:38
          You are wrong. by special_ed2002-07-25 11:10:37
            I'm never wrong. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:18:04
              Hee hee hee. by special_ed2002-07-25 11:29:18
                Or you could have switched to Japanese food. by Naruki2002-07-25 12:11:25
                  "Loss of taste"? by special_ed2002-07-25 12:13:33
                    No no. by Naruki2002-07-25 13:31:33
                You giggle like a girl. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:39:58
                  No, that would be "Tee hee hee". by special_ed2002-07-25 11:55:29
                    You titter and you know it. by Naruki2002-07-25 12:14:23
                      special_ed, do you see my mind in the gutter? by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 12:21:10
                      ROFL by special_ed2002-07-25 12:18:30
                        What? So I like my women by Naruki2002-07-25 13:44:59
The Sysadmin Song by deadtroll2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Hey Wes by Glytch782002-07-25 21:08:22
  Oh my ... by bugarup2002-07-25 12:19:22
    well if I remember right by Arienadean2002-07-25 12:44:53
  Gimmie a sound card! by Glytch782002-07-25 10:31:52
    I'm downloading it now, by nimdokk2002-07-25 11:34:08
      Excellent. (n/t) by Glytch782002-07-25 11:44:35
    I can get you one by JPaganel2002-07-25 11:30:21
      Pecosdave is sending me one... by Glytch782002-07-25 11:43:58
    I've got an old by pecosdave2002-07-25 10:40:51
      That would work fine. by Glytch782002-07-25 10:44:00
        Nope, little to far, by pecosdave2002-07-25 10:50:42
Allstate bully by Forager2002-07-25 09:46:22
  I have been insured by State Farm for about 6 by SouthpawPL2002-07-25 15:16:16
  Indeed, Allstate is the Great Satan by ecorliss2002-07-25 10:43:54
    Midnight is 00:00 by maceogan2002-07-25 11:30:06
So what's exciting in Toronto by MyKE2002-07-25 09:37:46
  Check this out: by nix2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *laugh* by deadweasle2002-07-25 10:15:17
    rock music by MyKE2002-07-25 10:38:50
Anybody know a good way to dry a printer? by JPaganel2002-07-25 09:34:38
  sucks by nimdokk2002-07-25 12:09:42
    It got a monitor, too. by JPaganel2002-07-25 12:44:27
      damn by nimdokk2002-07-25 14:39:14
  Fans and time. by kahuana2002-07-25 10:56:18
  Hang it on the clothesline. by nin_man2002-07-25 10:10:14
    Sure, if you got a microwave big enough to fit by JPaganel2002-07-25 10:16:06
  A hair dryer might work. (n/t) by consul 8802002-07-25 09:55:37
  Try using a blow dryer by SnArL2002-07-25 09:51:56
  have by MyKE2002-07-25 09:35:39
Just got my shipment from computergear by Spisefisken2002-07-25 08:26:37
does anyone see anything wrong with this perl by i_am_pi2002-07-25 08:04:54
  i found the problem. no chomping was occuring. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-25 09:15:26
    Very good by Y2KDragon2002-07-25 09:24:33
      I suppose this is why I'll never understand Perl by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 09:35:09
        when someone types input by tigermouse2002-07-25 09:51:33
          addendum by nimdokk2002-07-25 09:58:35
            better solution: $var ~= s/[\r\n]$//; by gblues2002-07-25 14:43:36
              chomp by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:04:13
              CHOMP, otoh, doesn't. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-25 15:35:03
  sort before? by prof1872002-07-25 08:42:00
  perhaps the used hash ... by anymouse2002-07-25 08:33:08
  Add more () by spoon2002-07-25 08:20:37
  I don't know perl, but... by Naruki2002-07-25 08:07:00
I'll be signing the contract today :-) by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:31:17
  Félicitations! by SaleGamine2002-07-25 08:18:50
  Congrats DaNutBall! (n/t) by slacktime2002-07-25 08:09:05
Asking Recommendation: Video card / XFree86 4.2 by Beavis2002-07-25 07:24:59
  Matrox by MyKE2002-07-25 08:05:23
  Nvidia, by pecosdave2002-07-25 07:33:39
    Yes by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:35:06
  Doing what? by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:27:24
Someone here will like this... by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks close to Touring to me.. by nevdull2002-07-25 10:39:00
    You mean 'Turing,' right? :) by nhaggin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  What does := do by Spisefisken2002-07-25 07:33:15
    Assigned equal. by breezeblock2002-07-25 07:45:04
      Correction: by Naruki2002-07-25 08:05:01
        That's a small nit to pick... by breezeblock2002-07-25 08:12:53
          So basically ":=" == "=" by Spisefisken2002-07-25 08:27:54
            Other way round! (I think) by breezeblock2002-07-25 08:44:03
              Negative. by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 08:57:29
                That's a lot of do do. by Naruki2002-07-25 09:00:39
                  Well how would YOU do by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 09:32:23
                I wasnt sure which way round you by breezeblock2002-07-25 09:00:35
                  If you knew that you didn't know by flamebait2002-07-25 11:29:00
                    He he. by Naruki2002-07-25 13:32:59
                  They didn't. by Naruki2002-07-25 10:16:20
                    Well they both descended from Algol by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      I'm sorry, but that chart says that COBOL by Naruki2002-07-25 13:57:20
                        Ummm when did CoBOL get involved by slacktime2002-07-25 14:06:33
                          The first O is also big. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:10:14
                            If you say so by slacktime2002-07-25 14:18:26
                  Oh, yeah? by SnArL2002-07-25 09:18:34
                  But I don't do C by Spisefisken2002-07-25 09:06:23
                    Hey, don't knock yourself. by Naruki2002-07-25 10:17:59
                    I can tell one thing though... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 09:17:45
                      execute immediate(""); is soo PL/SQLish by Spisefisken2002-07-25 10:34:28
              Correction: by Naruki2002-07-25 08:54:59
                Remember when nit picking was considered by kahuana2002-07-25 11:12:50
                  It may be spelled "gets", but I pronounce it by Naruki2002-07-25 11:17:37
            Whew! by varikin2002-07-25 08:40:33
    Assignment operator. by Naruki2002-07-25 07:34:06
  GAH! PASCAL! hehe :-) by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:23:21
    *uses the LART anyway* by Teknomancer2002-07-25 10:44:43
    Try this: by SnArL2002-07-25 09:12:02
    Oi! *waves LART threateningly* by breezeblock2002-07-25 07:35:07
      Yeah no kidding by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:39:04
        in XP/2000 something similar screws it up. by i_am_pi2002-07-25 09:51:34
        I prefer this one : by Dongorath2002-07-25 07:46:12
          even better by the_fool762002-07-25 08:00:02
            Wow. It's still responding. by i_am_pi2002-07-25 10:41:35
            Please... (yes, another question ;) ) by Dongorath2002-07-25 08:06:58
              Online manpages by jdoverholt2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Thanks a lot :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 08:36:21
          heh cute (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:50:05
            Please... by Dongorath2002-07-25 07:54:15
              \a = ASCII bell = ASCII code 0x07 by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:57:54
                Thanks (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 08:05:20
another small game... by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
"The parties are advised to chill" by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think they all need by Y2KDragon2002-07-25 09:31:28
    They have to. by YakkoWarner2002-07-25 09:43:25
When's International Coder Day? (n/t) by rfc7912002-07-25 05:18:34
  Yeah! by the_fool762002-07-25 07:17:16
    CORRECTION by Naruki2002-07-25 07:30:54
      I think by Pseudo Nym2002-07-25 07:46:17
        Thanks for stating the obvious. by Naruki2002-07-25 08:08:43
          wow, I actually agree with Naruki-troll! :) by suzisuzisuzi2002-07-25 10:34:16
            Wow, likewise! by Naruki2002-07-25 11:07:58
      sorry - hits self with LART by the_fool762006-11-19 12:55:59
        ;-) by Naruki2002-07-25 08:10:30
          You don't have to. by nin_man2002-07-25 10:39:01
  Unfortunatly by daveh2002-07-25 06:38:55
    Maybe you don't have a reputation by the_fool762002-07-25 07:31:58
      question by varikin2002-07-25 08:45:53
        Here are the translations : by Dongorath2006-11-19 12:55:59
          thanks! by varikin2002-07-25 08:57:30
          For future reference... by Naruki2002-07-25 08:57:19
            Or possibly fine. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 09:23:26
a nice story of... by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Site Down by count_02002-07-25 23:10:34
  Yay for the Space Police! by bugarup2002-07-25 06:43:49
    Remember... by LeiraHoward2002-07-25 07:13:04
      Yes. Got 'em in a box around here somewhere. by bugarup2002-07-25 07:26:41
      I think I played with them. by treehugger2002-07-25 07:23:53
        {{{treehugger}}} by Garath2002-07-25 08:04:56
    I've got one of the older kits by Nessalc2002-07-25 07:09:41
      In my opinion by LeiraHoward2002-07-25 07:17:58
        Right! by Nessalc2002-07-25 07:33:09
        I totally agree. by bugarup2002-07-25 07:31:13
          Both... by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
          No buckets by varikin2002-07-25 09:01:31
  very cool (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 06:15:41
  qute (n/t) by langly2002-07-25 06:02:17
  I knew it. by Eco2002-07-25 05:45:45
  Pretty story :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 05:14:59
Politics: by SaleGamine2002-07-25 04:57:34
  It's a more accurate definintion if you ask me ;-) (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-25 07:10:56
  poli by teresa_avila2002-07-25 06:01:15
    Yes it it... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 06:04:11
      Captain Carrot by Nessalc2002-07-25 07:37:33
        Yes. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 08:02:54
  héhé :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 04:59:55
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-07-25 04:00:05
  Yahoo! Vacation! :-) Ack! No Internet :-( by Tron-X2002-07-25 09:02:24
  The hint from yesterday which I forgot by Kickstart2002-07-25 07:14:38
  Where's the hint from yesterday? (n/t) by Lady-Luna2002-07-25 04:05:26
The evils of dieting by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:46:21
  thats funny (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-25 06:18:47
  good story by dorcashewitt2002-07-25 03:08:32
    dorcashewitt has no diary ! by Medentic2002-07-25 03:24:19
  nice story :-) thanks (n/t) by Garath2002-07-25 02:54:20
  loooooooool :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:49:11
UK UFie Meet and Crossbows by random_c2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why not use the one Vimes used? by hyzenthlay2002-07-25 13:54:22
    Ah well if I was doing Vimes.... by random_c2002-07-26 01:27:48
  Crossbows ... and other "toys" by ideur2002-07-25 03:58:58
    It's just a replica... by random_c2002-07-26 01:33:35
  A thought... by Bellator2002-07-25 03:00:07
    Actually... by random_c2002-07-26 01:29:33
    Did it hurt by Spisefisken2002-07-25 03:42:49
      Oh no... by Bellator2002-07-25 03:44:18
iptables help! by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:59:37
  How I did it.... by MikeP2002-07-25 05:36:07
    Another thought.... by MikeP2002-07-25 05:40:25
      Good point. by seye2002-07-25 14:14:14
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-07-25 01:58:40
  Aw come on folks, BID!!! by caffine-iv2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Free Cat by crash_2002-07-25 05:59:04
    Does it eat trackballs too? (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 06:09:09
  For sale; by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:03:21
    How about... by Sehmket2002-07-25 07:17:35
      Um, the motherbaord it's on by caffine-iv2002-07-25 10:26:50
    How much... by Sehmket2002-07-25 06:43:43
      I'de be willing by caffine-iv2002-07-25 10:27:50
    Could you please send me by ideur2002-07-25 02:39:15
      motherboards by caffine-iv2002-07-25 03:55:39
        I'll by whytwolf2002-07-25 09:04:44
      Ditto here, also how much would you want for the by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 03:50:02
        Well, by caffine-iv2002-07-25 03:52:47
      I have some SIMMs up too 32MB If I remeber right by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 03:49:05
        SIMMS... hmmmm.... how many pins? (n/t) by Beavis2002-07-25 07:18:54
          72Pin and 30 Pin (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 14:57:30
          30pin by caffine-iv2002-07-25 10:31:24
      SIMM's? by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:50:28
    I'de like to note by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:21:04
OK Tommorrow is going too be depressing. by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 01:47:15
  Well... by Glytch782002-07-25 07:59:50
  Hugs to all of you by slacktime2002-07-25 07:47:43
    <Deleted><Deleted>2003-10-23 18:00:40
  do i just give up now, or what? by lemurtx2002-07-25 07:10:39
    Congrats :-) on the A that is (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 14:39:43
  I know how you feel. Same boat as you. by jayfarm2002-07-25 06:06:25
  How about ironic... by catfive2002-07-25 06:00:01
    Ironic, but not unique by sg7jimr2002-07-25 06:23:50
  Not as depressing as today! by breezeblock2002-07-25 05:41:16
    {{{breezeblock}}} by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 06:06:57
      Fixed the smegger! by breezeblock2002-07-25 07:30:17
  Life's a bitch, and then you die... by lilwiz2002-07-25 05:21:04
  Don't sweat it... by crophead2002-07-25 02:44:40
    Well I'll say it then "Thank You" =D (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 14:42:08
      :D what a nice man... brings a tear to my eye.. by crophead2002-07-26 05:20:44
  20 years of computing, and I am a first level by adiplomat2002-07-25 02:17:40
  One thing, though... by random_c2002-07-25 02:10:27
    LOL ROTFLMAO Thanks I needed that. =D (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 14:40:41
  nasty of the world to do that... by mcnutcase2002-07-25 01:57:41
  {{{sir lox elroy}}} by Garath2002-07-25 01:55:05
  *comforts* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:51:59
  {{{sir lox elroy}}} by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:51:19
Calling clutter squad by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Consider it Cluttered, adn yours too =D (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 16:04:09
  Waaaahhhhhh by c3po2002-07-25 03:38:00
    "segmentation fault - core dump" :) by Dongorath2002-07-25 04:06:09
      yes/no by c3po2002-07-25 06:02:31
  done (n/t) by Medentic2002-07-25 03:22:41
  done by mcnutcase2002-07-25 01:55:17
Fire mike? by concolor222002-07-25 01:32:25
LOTD: by breezeblock2002-07-25 01:07:51
  1134 by videodude2002-07-25 11:06:54
  1779 by Jhokur2002-07-25 10:56:25
  And for the REAL challenge ... by bugarup2002-07-25 09:16:38
    That is tough by Spisefisken2002-07-25 12:14:06
  I've been w**king hard ... by bugarup2002-07-25 07:52:41
    1456! W00t! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 07:57:27
      1976! Double W00t! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-07-25 08:16:52
        Oh well, I've got 1831 now. by bugarup2002-07-25 08:43:48
    inertia too... (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 07:54:57
  Don't feel bad, Illiad... by Nessalc2002-07-25 07:46:10
  Best score by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You were cheating! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 08:50:39
      Nope and I am proud of it by Spisefisken2002-07-25 09:00:21
  988 by Dongorath2002-07-25 01:44:43
    AOL! AOL! (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 07:28:40
      ??? (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 07:32:53
        That would be a "ME TOO!". by flamebait2002-07-25 08:05:41
  this version is... by Garath2006-11-19 12:55:59
    1864 for this one... by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:01:59
      Inertia? by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:05:42
        That's it (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:09:33
    864 by mcnutcase2002-07-25 01:59:52
can anyone read japanese? by Nawft2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I got some (begrudging) help... by Naruki2002-07-25 06:48:07
  Alvin and the Chickmonks.... by vbehyr2002-07-25 05:09:16
    Chipmunks. by Naruki2002-07-25 05:46:47
      Chickmonks by knightsofni2002-07-25 05:59:25
        Ooh, you should be shot. by Naruki2002-07-25 06:02:41
  I can't, but... by knightsofni2006-11-19 12:55:59
    <Deleted><Deleted>2002-07-25 05:08:15
      Blast... Wrong Comment (n/t) by vbehyr2002-07-25 05:08:54
        as requested (n/t) by DragonLady2002-07-25 06:47:59
  Awww, isn't that the cutest little neko? (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 03:39:07
  It *should* say: by breezeblock2002-07-25 01:43:29
  I can try when I get home from work, flash doesn't by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 01:30:21
  Why'd you have to go and show me this? by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:52:08
    but it has a message of hope :) by Nawft2002-07-25 00:56:35
  If I'm right... by Myen2002-07-25 00:40:32
    This space for rent. (n/t) by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:00:48
    I bet you're right by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:44:45
      Incidentally, by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:46:30
  That was... by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:17:45
    ignore this post by muffinman12342006-11-19 12:55:59
  well by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:10:49
    but I need to know what the box says by Nawft2002-07-25 00:22:43
      well by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:26:14
        is that what is on the box at the end in the snow? (n/t) by Nawft2002-07-25 00:40:42
          No, but it must be her name by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:47:27
  Sorry... by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:08:09
  gar by phealy2002-07-25 00:06:16
    I did warn that it was sad by Nawft2002-07-25 00:10:22
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-07-25 00:01:19
  New question by Kickstart2002-07-25 22:40:29
  New Question by nimdokk2002-07-25 14:50:53
    just a guess... by tigermouse2002-07-25 17:21:58
      no by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:05:15
        so what's the real answer, then? by tigermouse2002-07-25 18:42:42
          oh sorry :) by nimdokk2002-07-25 18:59:27
  Repeat Question (one last try) by Schol-R-LEA;22002-07-25 12:11:15
    Kate Winslet- Titanic by anitag2002-07-25 12:30:02
      Sorry, wrong by Schol-R-LEA;22002-07-25 21:24:00
      Buttloads of craters and mountains. by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 12:40:37
        Umm... not exactly what I meant by anitag2002-07-25 12:56:15
          Basalt! That's a great insult! by NOLAWitch2002-07-25 13:14:14
  The name of the river is Styx... by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:25:36
  It means by slayer2002-07-25 00:11:57
  it refers to a person's weak spot by Nawft2002-07-25 00:06:33
    FYI by paradigmxp2002-07-25 07:31:54
  Achilles Heel by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:03:10
    He wasn't dipped in fire. by Naruki2002-07-25 15:21:32
    oops...my question, right. by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:05:46
      False by Relyc2002-07-25 00:29:01
        well, actually by muffinman12342002-07-25 00:33:29
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A cold glass of buttermilk for the road please by slacktime2002-07-25 15:13:22
    Have fun. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:17:45
  good evening! by yoyo2002-07-25 13:16:37
    So sorry for the delay by SaleGamine2002-07-25 23:17:13
  maybe a quick brewsky by nasieh2002-07-25 12:32:45
    Goodbye. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 13:00:42
  Biggest orange Juice ya got... by slacktime2002-07-25 08:02:34
    Good afternoon by SaleGamine2002-07-25 08:06:40
      Afternoon? by slacktime2002-07-25 08:14:56
        Oops {{{{{{ SaleGamine }}}}}} by slacktime2002-07-25 08:18:39
          *Grin* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 08:20:03
            Well have mercy on an old geezer by slacktime2002-07-25 08:24:17
              You aren't that much older than me you know by SaleGamine2002-07-25 08:36:12
                10+ years dear by slacktime2002-07-25 08:47:36
                  *Snif* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 09:04:36
                    {{{{ SaleGamine }}}} by slacktime2002-07-25 09:08:14
  Do you have any flavored coffee? by Psych1012002-07-25 05:27:52
    What type of flavour? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 05:43:25
      Cinnamon sounds great! by Psych1012002-07-25 05:51:10
        Cinnamon it is then by SaleGamine2002-07-25 05:55:32
          Thank you! by Psych1012002-07-25 06:00:12
            Not anymore. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 06:09:19
              Calls for a celebration! by Psych1012002-07-25 06:26:28
                Of course. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 06:34:07
                  Salud! by Psych1012002-07-25 06:40:54
  SG.. by caffine-iv2002-07-25 03:49:45
    You're welcome. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 03:52:35
  * saunters in* G'mornin all by plblark2002-07-25 03:27:03
    Hello. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 04:38:44
      mmmmm *sips carefully* by plblark2002-07-25 05:46:14
  Lunch please ... by Medentic2002-07-25 03:25:58
    So sorry... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 04:59:59
  Lunch time... by Dongorath2002-07-25 03:00:20
    I'm back... by Dongorath2002-07-25 04:03:54
      *Replace keybord with pillow* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 04:58:25
        Thanks (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 04:58:58
    Bon appétit. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 03:08:12
      merci :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 04:02:42
  *open freecell for the nth time* by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:57:52
  oh woe is me by Klymer2002-07-25 02:11:50
    *Serves extra strong coffee* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:13:20
      yes please by Klymer2002-07-25 02:27:59
        ok by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:32:11
          <feline> by Klymer2002-07-25 02:34:31
  *s'ennuie devant son écran* (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:00:47
    *console* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:04:03
      Je les ai lues courant juin... by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:05:25
        D'accord, c'est peut-être un peu tôt by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:10:17
          Oui, en effet... by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:15:39
            Ça depend... attend seulement d'être by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:19:00
              D'où l'vantage de n'être... by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:26:50
                "*a apprit le Java en une après-midi*" ? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:29:57
                  En fait j'ai un peu triché... by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:45:57
                    :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:47:24
                      J'avais un bouquin qui n'était pas trop mauvais... (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 02:50:16
  G'morning from 50.5830°N, 8.5330°E by Fritriac2002-07-25 01:21:13
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:23:25
      *Grabs tankard* by Fritriac2002-07-25 01:50:46
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-07-25 00:57:46
    Fine, fine by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:16:10
      Thats good =) by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:23:02
        Very true. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:24:25
          It's not moving atm... by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:35:15
            We haven't payed for by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:39:08
              {{{caffine-iv}}} by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:41:25
                {{{SaleGamine}}} by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:49:43
                  I wish I could by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:14:41
                    =( by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:17:29
                      Well every little helps... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:20:55
                        Actually, the most valuable thing to me.. by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:24:47
                          Noise by ideur2002-07-25 05:06:06
                            It's about 12 years old :) by caffine-iv2002-07-25 11:05:22
                          *ahem* by caffine-iv2002-07-25 02:26:29
  hello?? by syren2002-07-25 00:33:25
    Welcome Syren by slacktime2002-07-25 08:39:52
    Welcome among us :) (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:38:11
    Welcome :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:35:18
      :) by syren2002-07-25 00:40:06
        Whispers over to SaleGamine by slacktime2002-07-25 08:33:34
          Yes I know... by SaleGamine2002-07-25 09:58:46
  Rushes through by treehugger2002-07-25 00:31:00
    :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:34:26
  G' morning by c3po2002-07-25 00:08:03
    Oh and what about by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:27:00
    Of course you may. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:26:10
      Bye by c3po2002-07-25 01:00:27
      Thanks by c3po2002-07-25 00:32:47
  Goodmorning honey by Spisefisken2002-07-25 00:05:53
    *Serves tea* by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:25:09
      She will move in Friday next week by Spisefisken2002-07-25 01:48:51
        That' nice. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:59:14
          I won't. by Spisefisken2002-07-25 02:10:52
            Be careful... Too many goodies by SaleGamine2002-07-25 02:16:17
              I will only do it when he hasn't done anything by Spisefisken2002-07-25 02:49:00
  *yawn* morning :) by count_02002-07-25 00:03:12
    Late again? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:05:43
      lol....nope...no cats... by count_02002-07-25 00:11:49
        You sleep better during a full moon? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:30:40
          *nods* by count_02002-07-25 00:38:43
            :) by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:27:22
            Hey... by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:07:57
              hmmm.... by count_02002-07-25 01:39:58
                What I found works well; by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:43:25
  'd mornin' by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:02:23
    You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:04:17
      Of course :) by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:08:44
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  First thing I'll do is set up a figurehead. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 19:19:47
  I Would Change a Few Things by rwrannells2002-07-25 15:10:33
  The Naruki Manifesto by Naruki2002-07-25 10:59:54
    I vote for Naruki. by Bellator2002-07-25 14:19:22
      Did I forget to mention the "deadperson switch"? by Naruki2002-07-25 14:22:22
        Oh, goody. by Bellator2002-07-25 14:26:25
          Ooh, bad idea. by Naruki2002-07-25 14:30:05
            Hey... by Bellator2002-07-25 14:34:34
              *sighs as the earth blows up* by Naruki2002-07-25 14:38:31
                Oh... by Bellator2002-07-25 14:40:24
                  No, it has to be in a 5 mile radius by Naruki2002-07-25 14:51:29
                    Oh bugger... by Bellator2002-07-25 15:03:26
                      You killed thru incompetence, not skill. by Naruki2002-07-25 15:07:35
                        But I don't do Windows... by Bellator2002-07-25 15:09:09
                          That's practically uncleanable, though. by Naruki2002-07-25 15:10:53
                            No... by Bellator2002-07-25 15:12:18
                              Hmm, then there are two choices... by Naruki2002-07-25 15:15:10
                                I'll take punishment... by Bellator2002-07-25 15:16:43
                                *fires up the Spice Girls Best Of album* by Naruki2002-07-25 15:17:39
                                *Closes eyes* by Bellator2002-07-25 15:40:22
    Masochists of the world, unite! by Caius2002-07-25 12:29:46
    Illogical, unreasonable hog! by tigermouse2002-07-25 11:16:08
      *giggles* by bugarup2002-07-25 12:37:38
        oh, no, everyone wants to hug Naruki by tigermouse2002-07-25 14:10:14
          How exactly do you hug people? by Naruki2002-07-25 14:20:42
            Well, first I wrap my arms... by tigermouse2002-07-25 15:07:34
              How exactly do you make a by Naruki2002-07-25 15:09:00
                well, let's see... by tigermouse2002-07-25 15:21:15
                  Theoretically? So was that just by Naruki2002-07-25 15:25:30
                    Are you asking me? by tigermouse2002-07-25 15:37:26
    You'll last an even shorter time than me. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:03:29
      Right, I know that. by Naruki2002-07-25 11:10:05
        Knowing you... by nin_man2002-07-25 11:19:34
          "You're lucky.... by special_ed2002-07-25 11:30:53
            I'm trying my best... by nin_man2002-07-25 11:43:46
              *shivers* by pecosdave2002-07-25 11:49:13
                So... by slacktime2002-07-25 11:54:37
                  Geez, you'd think.... by special_ed2002-07-25 12:00:38
                    Oh, it goes over fine with this Kraut. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-25 12:47:08
                      Yeah, but you drool. by Naruki2002-07-25 13:47:11
  Nap breaks by tigermouse2002-07-25 10:49:50
  ooooo... by cybergeek2002-07-25 10:26:45
  When I am dread lord... by slacktime2002-07-25 10:04:10
    FYOS Bureau of Investigation? by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-25 19:24:21
    #5 is highly illogical. by bugarup2002-07-25 12:50:59
      The point isn't... by slacktime2002-07-25 13:04:12
        Different login? by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'd have to be underground... by Naruki2002-07-25 10:31:26
      <Deleted><Deleted>2003-10-23 18:00:40
      Don't feel bad. by nin_man2002-07-25 10:36:31
        I'm sorry nin_man by slacktime2002-07-25 10:39:42
        Oh yeah? by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
          ok it's posted by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Yeah! by nin_man2002-07-25 10:47:38
            Latest CSV by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Don't believe me? by nin_man2002-07-25 11:05:39
                Lie down with the dogs by pecosdave2002-07-25 11:08:25
                  Not me. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:10:38
                    Geeks and chicks are repelled by the same thing? by pecosdave2002-07-25 11:25:28
                      Let's just say by slacktime2002-07-25 11:50:57
                        lets think about what repels geeks by pecosdave2002-07-25 12:02:19
                          you forgot by slacktime2002-07-25 12:25:28
                      It doesn't smell very good. by nin_man2002-07-25 11:29:01
                        Yes,... by special_ed2002-07-25 11:33:12
                          as long as there aren't any geeks by pecosdave2002-07-25 11:34:55
                            Like nin_man. by Naruki2002-07-25 13:49:10
  I will make the refusal to use common sense by Arcanum2002-07-25 08:06:23
  ..., the successor of Bill Gates that is, ...(n/t) by fmh2002-07-25 07:31:26
  The "Dude your getting a dell" guy... by Glytch782002-07-25 07:02:39
    2. by Glytch782002-07-25 10:43:14
  All your base are finally belong to me!!! (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-25 07:02:07
    That does it. by nin_man2002-07-25 07:08:43
      but what if he enjoys it? by pecosdave2002-07-25 07:36:56
        I don't think i'd enjoy being with falwell by i_am_pi2002-07-25 08:06:14
  See my proclamations for When I Am King by nin_man2002-07-25 06:56:09
    No internet? by bugarup2002-07-25 12:57:52
    You won't last as long as pecosdave. by Naruki2002-07-25 08:03:39
      Oh, he's not such a bad guy. by nin_man2002-07-25 08:33:17
  Mi mi mi miiiiii ... by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  When I become Dread Lord of the World by migiizis2002-07-25 05:43:09
  I will not deny the exsistance of extraterestrial by pecosdave2002-07-25 05:40:23
    You will probably last an hour. by Naruki2002-07-25 07:40:53
      I will make you head of my propaganda department. by pecosdave2002-07-25 08:07:12
  i would start selling by Klymer2002-07-25 02:40:25
  ...Dread Pirate Roberts, I'll send Fezzik by adiplomat2002-07-25 01:56:07
  not only will I follow all the dread lord rules by mcnutcase2002-07-25 01:52:28
    Hee. by bugarup2002-07-25 06:48:33
  Dubya is going to wish... by pas512002-07-25 01:11:05
  Wow, by caffine-iv2002-07-25 01:10:50
  Dread Pirate Roberts by silentglenn2002-07-25 00:56:59
  I AM the Dread Lord... by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:36:07
  <ahem, clears throat> by ag_wyvern2002-07-25 00:34:11
  When I become the evil queen by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    fun. (n/t) by dreameroflight2002-07-25 14:17:37
  I'll rule as Dr. Evil would by Relyc2002-07-25 00:32:38
    lol by syren2002-07-25 00:34:41
    Was it sharks? by MenThal2002-07-25 00:34:35
      Well ... by bugarup2002-07-25 03:30:49
  When I become the dread lady..... by syren2002-07-25 00:28:23
    But you can't do that! by bugarup2002-07-25 06:25:14
    The hero inserted... by MenThal2002-07-25 00:40:05
      Y !! n/t by syren2002-07-25 00:41:02
  I will abdicate ASAP by Spisefisken2002-07-25 00:09:05
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm sending in my Money Order for my Membership:-) (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 01:28:43
    Every time I read your name... by Naruki2002-07-25 09:01:53
      Thanks =D ROTFLMAO (n/t) by sir lox elroy2002-07-25 14:33:07
  Some links by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
Translations by intx2002-07-25 00:00:02
  Íslenska/Icelandic by Lady-Luna2002-07-25 01:41:50
  Nederlands / Vlaams by nibbler2002-07-25 01:15:27
  Français/French by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:20:58
  Français/French by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:19:13
    Welfare = Assurance chômage/ allocations diverses by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:23:17
      *se demande pourquoi il continue de traduire* (n/t) by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:28:10
        Parce qu'il le fait très bien? by SaleGamine2002-07-25 00:36:32
          Pas grave... by Dongorath2002-07-25 00:39:10
            Mais si, mais si. by SaleGamine2002-07-25 01:17:52
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-07-25 00:17:03
    Stoff by Jappus2002-07-25 00:30:01
      Stoff! by ipous2002-07-25 01:02:15
  German/Deutsch by Jappus2002-07-25 00:15:20
    welfare? by nobs2002-07-25 00:28:13
      nicht "auch", sondern "anstat" by Lurker692002-07-25 05:14:47
        so seh ichs auch (n/t) by fmh2002-07-25 07:22:49
      Wellfare /Wohlfahrt by ideur2002-07-25 02:06:00
        under the table? by Klymer2002-07-25 02:31:21
      Wohlfahrt by Jappus2002-07-25 00:32:47
  Deutsch/German by showdogg2002-07-25 00:10:39

 

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