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Cartoon for Jul 10, 2002
Strip for Jul 10, 2002
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Happy Birthday LunarRainn by Spisefisken2002-07-10 23:11:04
  best of luck with the interview by LunarRainn2002-07-10 23:16:25
  Will do by SaleGamine2002-07-10 23:12:28
    {{{SaleGamine}}} by Spisefisken2002-07-10 23:15:20
      Ah. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 23:25:13
        ahhh you mean that theatre thing. by count_02002-07-10 23:36:44
          :) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 23:58:04
      phuuuu... by count_02002-07-10 23:21:08
gotta love it by CrazySteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
Please provide for some other explanation than by adiplomat2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *offers adiplomat some Dramamine* by Naruki2002-07-11 06:02:12
  I don't think the barb was aimed by Arcanum2002-07-10 22:28:31
    With so many people painting all Christians by adiplomat2002-07-10 22:43:15
      Not painting all Christians with the same brush. by admeralthrawn2007-02-18 01:21:59
      hold on a second... by krupa2002-07-10 22:58:53
        Well, one could argue... by Arcanum2002-07-10 23:00:32
          Probably... by krupa2002-07-10 23:09:04
          Durn straight! I'd prefer that you point it by adiplomat2002-07-10 23:06:20
  Pardon me, I should have said by adiplomat2002-07-10 22:13:20
    how so by Nawft2002-07-10 22:20:02
      Sarcasm, Nawft. by adiplomat2002-07-10 22:36:32
        I think I agree with Nawft by Nea2002-07-10 23:05:21
          I don't believe she has NEVER done so by Nawft2002-07-10 23:24:01
            I didn't say by Nea2002-07-10 23:30:11
              oh, in that case by Nawft2002-07-10 23:39:45
                It is the total of posts that finally caused me by adiplomat2002-07-10 23:59:29
        But everyone gets judged here... by krupa2002-07-10 22:51:54
        I know I stink at reading emotion into or out of by Nawft2002-07-10 22:51:45
          'holyer then though?" HA! by terrenblade2003-01-24 11:27:20
          ahem by isomorph2002-07-10 23:17:51
            allow me to rephrase by Nawft2002-07-10 23:26:24
          oh yeah by Nawft2002-07-10 22:55:21
            So, do you take potshots at all women? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-10 23:09:21
              oh ouchie. Thou dost wound me by Nawft2002-07-10 23:19:43
                Dang! they WERE beating down your door? :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-11 00:03:29
Ideas thusfar on a NE Ufiemeet! by ubergeek22002-07-10 21:32:49
  NE == New England? by Arcanum2002-07-10 21:45:15
    so sorry. NE- North East as in the US by ubergeek22002-07-10 22:24:19
      Ahh, I gotcha. by Arcanum2002-07-10 22:25:11
        wow! we need to meet! by ubergeek22002-07-11 08:41:58
i got a geforce 4 ti yesterday by sketcher2002-07-10 19:25:19
  4492 here ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-10 22:29:26
  Mine's just 2335. by Arcanum2002-07-10 22:24:22
  Max mark was 7325. by SteelReign2002-07-10 21:14:56
  6412 here. stupid memory... by Freakazoid2002-07-10 20:14:01
    ouch, eww... by sketcher2002-07-10 20:19:42
      Couldn't afford to buy new memory by Freakazoid2002-07-10 20:25:54
  7103 by Nickface2002-07-10 20:03:45
    thats good by sketcher2002-07-10 20:06:14
      My system: by Nickface2002-07-10 20:12:40
        yeah, i have had a few probs with mine by sketcher2002-07-10 20:17:28
          I'm in a state of "PC Zen" right now. by Nickface2002-07-10 20:23:24
            cs with a graphics card?! by sketcher2002-07-10 20:32:00
              hey, that's the only way they could get me to try by Nickface2002-07-10 22:14:15
      9050 here......... (n/t) by doormat2002-07-10 20:09:42
        with a score that good, you must post stats too (n/t) by sketcher2002-07-10 20:12:59
          This what ya looking for? by doormat2002-07-10 20:34:40
            what else? by ahecht2002-07-10 22:42:45
            cool by sketcher2002-07-10 20:38:49
  They're up to 4 already? by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-10 19:45:27
    they decided to release quicker by sketcher2002-07-10 19:49:13
  Do mine eyes deceive me... by nin_man2002-07-10 19:42:00
    Yup, total download time for me: 1 min. by Freakazoid2002-07-10 19:57:02
      i d'loaded it from dsl by sketcher2002-07-10 20:00:58
    ... yeah... its big by sketcher2002-07-10 19:43:47
  :-P~~~~~~~~~~ by DaNutBall2002-07-10 19:39:15
    umm... no by sketcher2002-07-10 19:46:11
      to compare... by sketcher2002-07-10 19:51:45
        hehe poor you :-) (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-10 20:22:06
  so i take it by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:29:36
    yes, its nice... very very nice by sketcher2002-07-10 19:33:04
      lol by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:37:19
        go for the all in wonder by sketcher2002-07-10 19:42:11
          Got a AIW radeon 8500DV myself <- verry good card by Freakazoid2002-07-10 19:55:10
            I'm definately an AIW fan. by Nickface2002-07-10 20:09:19
              Yup, got the remote, forgot, firewire too by Freakazoid2002-07-10 20:11:47
                I didn't get the firewire... by Nickface2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Oh yeah... it's also got DVI output by Freakazoid2002-07-10 20:23:12
                    Does it only have the DVI output? by Nickface2002-07-10 20:26:48
                      Came with the adaptor / LCD Issues by Freakazoid2002-07-10 20:30:52
          or even X-ellent, for those in marketing (n/t) by sketcher2002-07-10 19:42:35
            well by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:57:06
from 1776 quote by BobRobertson2002-07-10 18:50:43
  Sit down, John, sit down, John... by nhaggin2002-07-10 23:27:27
    Will someone shut that man up????? (n/t) by SarekOfVulcan2002-07-10 23:41:39
      Never! Never! :) (n/t) by nhaggin2002-07-11 00:24:50
  *grin* how true (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-10 20:45:40
Windoze 2000 software engineering by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
  seems that the quad Xeon didn't have enough RAM... by Nessalc2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I dare say that was a typo... by nhaggin2006-11-19 12:55:59
Slashdot mod points.... by DaNutBall2002-07-10 18:35:28
argh! by nimdokk2002-07-10 17:24:28
  Conductor, when you receive a fare, by JPaganel2002-07-10 18:20:45
    In a nice round donut by SarekOfVulcan2002-07-10 23:42:37
    sorry - didn't work :( by nimdokk2002-07-10 18:22:49
a great book by Gary_72002-07-10 15:01:09
  Can you type us out a quote? (n/t) by Kickstart2002-07-10 16:54:38
So many words for a group of animals by gsearle2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My favorites has always been... by mikosullivan2002-07-10 15:59:47
    They're Comin' Right For Us! (n/t) by nimdokk2002-07-10 18:47:08
    And their smart aleck compatriots by Naruki2002-07-10 18:32:36
    Rhinos are so rare these days by DragonLady2002-07-10 17:43:52
    HEY!!! don't call me a rhino! (n/t) by crash_2002-07-10 16:47:18
  Aaagh! My eyes! by breezeblock2002-07-10 14:04:26
ATTN: Spisefisken by asfrith2002-07-10 13:49:45
Introduction Thread by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Don't Remember by rwrannells2002-07-11 13:09:41
  first impressions by LunarRainn2002-07-10 20:12:27
  From chromatix by DaNutBall2002-07-10 19:11:48
  Since before userfriedly.org existed :) by Freakazoid2002-07-10 18:51:07
  Well... by klaatu2002-07-10 18:16:31
  Argh, I can't remember... by PsiAngel2002-07-10 17:56:43
  My brother started me reading. by Nea2002-07-10 17:14:05
  My SO got me started by crash_2002-07-10 17:06:04
    I remember my first post by crash_2002-07-10 17:27:57
  About four years ago by nhaggin2002-07-10 16:37:18
  Ran across it at the office... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 16:28:21
  I heard the name a few times by JPaganel2002-07-10 16:16:31
  I started in a new job.. by ba1der2002-07-10 15:41:17
  i saw the deadtree by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  [evil laugh] by kaT fs2002-07-10 15:10:41
  Late 2000, German Linux Magazin ran an ad for UF. by bugarup2002-07-10 15:07:39
  Listed on same page of O'Reilly catalog as my book by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My Story by glytch782002-07-10 15:03:19
  my best friend/some linux website by shaddai2002-07-10 14:59:09
  Saw the books for sale at Thinkgeek (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 14:44:18
  My site was selected as LOTD by Kickstart2002-07-10 14:42:18
    Aug 13, 1999 by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You actually get paid to spend all day reading UF! (n/t) by crash_2002-07-10 17:08:40
      Not any more (n/t) by JPaganel2002-07-10 17:11:14
  O'Reilly catalog (n/t) by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:21:02
    First geek-point award of the night by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:25:40
      Has anyone ever figured out what we can redeem by crash_2002-07-10 17:09:59
  I saw UF comic printouts by Arcanum2002-07-10 14:17:13
  I was chatting on EFnet, by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 14:14:26
    That's what happened to me. by Nickface2002-07-10 16:25:58
      Gave up IRC?!?! by GeekPrincess2002-07-12 14:12:39
  Fall 1999 by slacktime2002-07-10 14:10:22
  I don't remember where I saw the link from... by i_am_pi2002-07-10 13:59:33
  Saw a Usenet posting by breezeblock2002-07-10 13:57:34
  You know... by CartaMusica2002-07-10 13:49:19
    i don't either... by Temujin132002-07-10 14:41:43
  Got referred to it by by bladedancer2002-07-10 13:47:04
  My lurker friend Pete mentioned it. by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 13:43:24
    ATTN: Pete the Lurker! by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:55:24
    Thank-you, my dear by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:44:35
  Hmm... by Llyr2002-07-10 13:41:32
    You followed a t-shirt? by JPaganel2002-07-10 16:09:57
      Nono, the t-shirt by Llyr2002-07-10 16:16:23
        Darn. You know I meant Spencer, don't you. :) (n/t by Llyr2002-07-10 16:16:48
          no - i thought you'd changed your name again ;) (n/t) by nimdokk2002-07-10 17:06:21
  Hi, my name's Tomo, and I'm a Ufie by Tomo2002-07-10 13:41:11
  Long, long ago... by warhawk2002-07-10 13:37:58
    Completly O/T by nimdokk2002-07-10 17:08:29
  Several years ago, by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:33:50
    So we started at the same time then by crash_2002-07-10 16:54:14
  You can all blame Gateway for my presence. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:30:26
It Came! It Came! by Llyr2002-07-10 13:16:10
  From Outer Space? by Naruki2002-07-10 14:39:45
    "It" must be "Plan 9" ;) (n/t) by gblues2002-07-10 15:00:20
  Fine. I'll tell. by Llyr2002-07-10 13:43:49
    *steals Warcraft III from Spencer* (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-10 20:32:12
    Erm... by nin_man2002-07-10 13:45:53
      Wrong! :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:54:35
        how about by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:12:12
          No. :) by Llyr2002-07-10 14:19:04
            hmm by nimdokk2002-07-10 17:22:01
            *pop* by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:22:21
              *blush* by Nawft2002-07-10 14:24:11
  your membership card? <n/t> by Nawft2002-07-10 13:29:04
    Nope... I'm still saving my pennies for that one ( (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:35:45
  My Pizza! (n/t) by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:21:49
    Nope! Guess again... :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:24:05
      oh, but it did.... by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:30:16
        mmm by Llyr2002-07-10 13:35:01
          Fortunately by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:35:52
            Aagh! by Llyr2002-07-10 13:38:53
              Now all I need... by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:41:59
                that I won't steal. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:42:58
      You're Russian mail-order bride? (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 13:27:26
        This one time, in the Ukraine airport (Odessa) by crash_2002-07-10 16:58:21
        No, still waiting on that one. :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:35:18
          Speaking of which... by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 14:25:13
          Shame... by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
            Very nice wedding pictures!! by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 15:25:49
            I got a Russian one, by JPaganel2002-07-10 14:10:29
            hehehehe (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:39:11
        Your! Your! Your! Your! (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 13:32:18
          Black sheep. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 15:10:27
  Does the church know about this? ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 13:17:12
    Not Yet by slacktime2002-07-10 13:32:59
      Yeah, sure, whatever... :) (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:34:33
    Thank you. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:21:05
      same here (n/t) by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:24:27
      I don't get it. (n/t) by Llyr2002-07-10 13:23:39
        A reminder of the dangers of double entendre (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 13:26:30
          Uhmm. by Llyr2002-07-10 13:38:16
I have an urgent request. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:51:55
  Is there money involved? (n/t) by crash_2002-07-10 17:16:15
    There may have to be. :) by nin_man2002-07-10 19:27:32
  Be right there. by Naruki2002-07-10 14:23:01
    Be afraid, be very afraid... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:25:51
    Just make sure you're wearing a bikini. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:25:11
      So when I post the pictures... by Naruki2002-07-10 14:35:21
        No. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:37:03
          Not even how you got the bruises? by Naruki2002-07-10 14:41:46
            My doctor will probably see the pictures, too. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:44:16
  Don't suppose... by warhawk2002-07-10 13:59:11
    Not into the ocean, no. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:00:55
      Set it up... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:02:37
        There we go!.... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:06:08
        It'll all depend... by nin_man2002-07-10 14:05:53
          Getting in the water... by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:10:19
            Hmm... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:13:57
              Yeah, especially... by nin_man2002-07-10 14:16:24
                /me is not going to ask... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:17:59
                  I've seen floating diapers in pools, bandaids too (n/t) by Nawft2002-07-10 14:19:57
                    Blagh, ok, that's just... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:21:15
                      Perhaps by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:26:53
                        Nah... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:28:09
          Well that's no fun... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:08:44
            Nah, with my luck... by nin_man2002-07-10 14:13:21
              *blinkblinkblinks* by warhawk2002-07-10 14:15:54
                Yes, that was the plan. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:17:26
                  Waitasec.... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:23:09
              It'd probably still make a good video tho' by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:14:34
  Well, don't look at me. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You Bavarian bimbo. (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 13:16:40
      Teehee. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 13:18:15
        "What sort of a world do we live in, that by adiplomat2002-07-10 20:53:38
  How do you look in a Speedo, pal? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 12:56:19
    Just like any man in a Speedo. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:57:50
      I've heard it cuts off the blood flow by Naruki2002-07-10 14:37:17
  i'll grab my speedo nin (n/t) by thethinman2002-07-10 12:55:53
    Just make sure you wear a top. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:58:48
      And perhaps his voice... by BluesByNight2002-07-10 13:01:44
      heck, if there's money it.... by thethinman2002-07-10 13:01:14
        I never offered money. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:03:38
  Hurray by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:54:16
    Oh, thhhhpppptttttt. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:56:39
      Running by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:20:55
        Forrest Gump sure would be proud. (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 13:26:23
          heh. (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:31:50
            Pensacola wasn't very close to begin with. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:34:54
              right by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:38:54
                I can sympathize. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:41:35
                  of course, that's because by Nawft2002-07-10 14:04:02
                    They're much less constricting. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:04:47
                      Right, they've long since fled. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-10 19:31:24
                        What sort of society... by nin_man2002-07-10 19:44:47
                          Fetch, Fido! Now take it outside, please? (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-10 20:51:42
blarg. by i_am_pi2002-07-10 11:59:00
  Grr. by i_am_pi2002-07-10 14:04:29
    Somehow... by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
      if i ever get the guts to ask her, even through by i_am_pi2002-07-10 15:58:41
    better luck next time... by Temujin132002-07-10 14:35:46
      chatting at lunch time by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:45:11
  LART! by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:47:59
    Nicely put by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:55:32
      In my case... by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:06:46
      That's easy. by nin_man2002-07-10 13:59:01
        It's times like this... by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 14:07:33
          Yeah, keep it up. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:10:51
            Heckling by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 14:18:14
              Sometimes... by nin_man2002-07-10 14:23:51
                Heh by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 14:26:40
                  Sure, fine, run. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:29:07
                    *snicker* (n/t) by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:35:15
  just go over and say hi :) by JustnCase2002-07-10 13:33:51
  ask her to lunch by tigermouse2002-07-10 12:35:29
    Scary :-o by DaNutBall2002-07-10 12:50:49
      Hitchitude is bliss by tigermouse2002-07-10 13:42:45
        Next Time I Want to Get Hitched by rwrannells2002-07-11 14:02:13
      Scary? Nah... by shaddai2002-07-10 12:52:22
        lmao that's for sure :-) by DaNutBall2002-07-10 12:53:46
          One comment... by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:52:09
            If You Say That by rwrannells2002-07-11 13:59:53
            *laughs so hard his head explodes* by DaNutBall2002-07-10 15:36:38
            I suppose that could be true by tigermouse2002-07-10 14:01:02
          Glad I could be of assistance by shaddai2002-07-10 13:00:28
            No, It's Worse by rwrannells2002-07-11 13:56:56
  You remind me of so many guys by crash_2002-07-10 12:25:56
    Thank Eris I am not that pathetic. by bugarup2002-07-10 12:36:57
      tinfoil is a good rejection shield by tigermouse2002-07-10 12:41:51
        And never forget: Shiny side out! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 12:54:28
    sounds about right :-( (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-10 12:33:29
      Don't feel bad... by DaNutBall2002-07-10 12:49:19
      That's what I was thinking... by shaddai2002-07-10 12:34:38
        I said kidleys, diddle I? (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 12:40:58
          *blinks* by shaddai2002-07-10 12:49:11
    haz waste? by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:29:27
      No, no. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:41:52
        Yeah, go drink Mike's Hard Iced Tea. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 12:42:35
  *brings out the LART* by DaNutBall2002-07-10 12:21:09
  Bored at work here as well by beez2002-07-10 12:14:01
    bad idea by alianthe2002-07-10 12:54:29
      Actually by beez2002-07-10 13:00:45
        Eeeeks... by shaddai2002-07-10 13:02:58
          It's not that bad... by beez2002-07-10 13:10:46
            Usually does the trick <nt> by shaddai2002-07-10 14:29:28
  You better ask her out. by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:12:16
  *larts you with a hunk of salami* by ma petite2002-07-10 12:04:13
    ...but now he smells like salami... by CartaMusica2002-07-10 12:58:54
      or *really* likes meat... (n/t) by tigermouse2002-07-10 13:50:07
        ahem ;) (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 13:58:21
  It's not worth the bother. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:03:47
    actually by Nawft2002-07-10 12:09:31
      The movie, silly. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:17:07
        we also learned by Nawft2002-07-10 12:29:06
          Funny Story by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:30:05
            If the men had the reigns they wouldn't need to by Nawft2002-07-10 13:43:50
              You don't? by nin_man2002-07-10 13:48:39
                nope, maybe I should by Nawft2002-07-10 14:01:54
                  No, not pulling on the hair. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:04:00
                    ah. Well I always thought that was a second date by Nawft2002-07-10 14:10:11
                      No, it's not for until after you've met her folks. by nin_man2002-07-10 14:14:47
      yes, just remember... by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-10 12:16:59
        s/fear/beer/g; (n/t) by gblues2002-07-10 15:05:38
        Dune? by Sieldan2002-07-10 12:40:59
          Ayup. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 12:41:52
        Heheh. by bugarup2002-07-10 12:31:23
Stupid Coworker by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 11:20:40
  Take it to your direct superior by Kickstart2002-07-10 13:20:55
    See Update by LeiraHoward2006-11-19 12:55:59
  UPDATE by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:46:03
    nice outcome by nimdokk2002-07-10 13:14:45
    Sounds like a really good outcome. by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:55:05
      Grudging type by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:59:17
        bummer, by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:03:35
          On the bright side of things, by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 13:07:22
            kinda like a comic I saw once. by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:10:30
              Yup, that's Gary Larson alright... (n/t) by Znirk2002-07-10 14:06:43
              I've still got that one in an e.mail by kahuana2002-07-10 13:54:35
              I've got that in email. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
                different one, by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:16:10
          Clarification by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:07:12
    That sounds reasonable. by Arcanum2002-07-10 12:53:21
      Apologies by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:56:21
        Yeah, heartfelt apologies are better. by Arcanum2002-07-10 13:02:17
          Old enough to know better (n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:08:10
    That sure was speedy. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:47:21
      Yep. by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:48:42
        That's good (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-07-10 12:52:27
        Good good by shaddai2002-07-10 12:50:57
          Actually by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:52:17
            Rightey oh by shaddai2002-07-10 12:56:17
            So from an office with one crazy kid... by nin_man2002-07-10 12:54:50
              Suffer the children, eh? by Naruki2002-07-10 14:18:40
              I will by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:57:56
  Am I the only one by JPaganel2002-07-10 12:35:52
    Boot to the head. by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 12:37:36
      Hard to complain with no evidence. by JPaganel2002-07-10 12:40:53
        Or beat him with a sock full of oranges. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:43:57
  don't back down by grovella2002-07-10 12:30:43
    Screaming by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 12:40:35
      um, by asking for it? by grovella2002-07-10 17:12:53
  if it were me by nimdokk2002-07-10 12:27:42
  I wouldn't even write here by crash_2002-07-10 12:17:12
    especially with the flash backs... (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 12:18:13
  A big joke, eh? by kahuana2002-07-10 12:01:20
    don't forget the sign. by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:03:40
  It's out of my hands now by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 11:59:55
    if he's smart, he'll call the police or fire him by ma petite2002-07-10 12:07:49
      You're right... by shaddai2002-07-10 12:28:30
  Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, that's scary! by bugarup2002-07-10 11:55:22
  I'm NOT going to call the police. by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 11:45:52
    Ever heard the phrase by Naruki2002-07-10 12:53:47
      Gotta agree w/ Naruki on this one. If it had been by SouthpawPL2002-07-10 17:26:37
        yeah... by Temujin132002-07-10 18:58:26
    You could call them out and not press charges by shaddai2002-07-10 11:52:00
      In some places... by corsicagt2002-07-10 13:36:43
        especially when the crime is a felony by ma petite2002-07-10 13:38:52
          Good point by shaddai2002-07-10 14:33:18
      sound like he needs it by ma petite2002-07-10 11:55:13
    just one more thing: even a dull knife can stab (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 11:47:26
      A dull knife annoys. (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 11:49:27
        especially when it's in your eye? (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 11:56:37
  one more reason to call the police by ma petite2002-07-10 11:43:21
  That's not harassment... by CartaMusica2002-07-10 11:35:26
  Jerks like that are the ones who make by pecosdave2002-07-10 11:30:54
    I think you're right by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 11:36:34
      Maybe for the best. by pecosdave2002-07-10 11:42:46
      i disagree... this is totally different by ma petite2002-07-10 11:40:34
        No evidence by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 11:48:04
          In that case... by breezeblock2002-07-10 13:49:38
          Even so... by Arcanum2002-07-10 11:52:11
            depends on the dad... by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:00:45
            yes (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 11:54:01
          Maybe... by shaddai2002-07-10 11:50:51
      There's that... by nin_man2002-07-10 11:39:58
  report it to hr and the cops (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-10 11:28:47
    cops first by ma petite2002-07-10 11:29:42
      no, hr... by sekob2002-07-10 14:24:35
  call the POLICE that is assault with a deadly by ma petite2002-07-10 11:27:52
    Police time. by pohlrbear2002-07-10 11:36:04
      it doesn't matter if it was a joke by ma petite2002-07-10 11:37:18
        Absolutely - some jokes should never be. by Naruki2002-07-10 11:50:19
          Oh, I don't know by SaleGamine2002-07-10 13:56:05
            They'd probably throw you off the plane.(n/t) by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 13:58:19
              Yup. That's the quickest way... by nin_man2002-07-10 14:08:33
                A good job I was dealing with Swissair then... by SaleGamine2002-07-10 14:13:14
                Yep. Stop the plane, by JPaganel2002-07-10 14:13:13
              Not sure that would have been an option... by SaleGamine2002-07-10 14:08:25
  Ick by beez2002-07-10 11:26:21
  Report it to the HR people. by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 11:24:34
    If that doesn't work by Arcanum2002-07-10 11:26:24
Heeeeeelllp Meeee.... by Nickface2002-07-10 11:10:06
  OH MY GOD!!! by Tomo2002-07-10 12:35:47
    Get a trackball. by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Maybe. by Tomo2002-07-10 13:07:47
        How 'bout a optical mouse? by Freakazoid2002-07-10 18:48:52
  There's a solution ... by bugarup2002-07-10 11:42:06
  I was an addict by beez2002-07-10 11:15:46
    GO! GO! GO! (n/t) by beez2002-07-10 12:16:14
      RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! by bugarup2002-07-10 12:24:41
        Roger that :) (n/t) by BluesByNight2002-07-10 12:38:05
  there is no help for you (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 11:14:20
A Thread on Computer Security by slacktime2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ARRRGH! by Znirk2002-07-10 14:19:30
  Throwaway Technology & Stuff by fore_deck2002-07-10 10:27:07
    I can't buy from Dell, etc by beez2002-07-10 10:30:35
      I have a Dell... by Arcanum2002-07-10 10:47:59
        The problem will be... by slacktime2002-07-10 11:11:43
          Laptop HDD by fore_deck2002-07-10 13:20:54
            As Southpaw mentioned... by SteelReign2002-07-10 23:16:24
            RE: "I bet in no time you'll get a HDD on a PCMCIA by SouthpawPL2006-11-19 12:55:59
            This I know by slacktime2002-07-10 13:39:42
              Wellll... by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:19:42
        Dude... (n/t) by nin_man2002-07-10 10:50:51
          AAAAARRRRGHHH! by Tomo2002-07-10 10:53:01
      I just bought one that had everything I needed... by fore_deck2002-07-10 10:33:01
question for old arcade addicts by willgrey2002-07-10 09:50:54
  Road Blaster? by adman2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Cisco Heat? by adman2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That looks like it... by willgrey2002-07-11 07:26:17
that's it, i'm going back to my old isp by ma petite2002-07-10 09:27:41
  Yuck. by gblues2002-07-10 10:59:50
    both isp's i've recently used will disconnect you by ma petite2002-07-10 11:08:43
  i've also emailed DIT twice and got no response (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 09:53:39
A sign of respect? by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:20:42
  I think that means.. by gblues2002-07-10 10:39:43
  was he trying to ward you off with the cross? ;) (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 09:22:22
    could be :D (n/t) by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:22:45
      "avaunt" by Caius2002-07-10 09:25:03
        eh? by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:27:54
          Eric by Caius2002-07-10 09:33:15
            Get thee to a library! :) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 11:07:10
            Definition: by fore_deck2002-07-10 09:39:34
              ah thanks by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:46:59
a peep of chickens, a siege of herons by Caius2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A Babel of linguists . . . (n/t) by eriq642002-07-10 12:22:58
  flock of seagulls by ma petite2002-07-10 11:10:28
    Now THAT was a horrible group. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 11:13:12
      I actually saw them in concert. by flamebait2002-07-10 12:17:36
  A press of reporters ... by consul 8802002-07-10 10:50:16
    A thong of strippers ... by eriq642002-07-10 11:55:26
      I like that last one. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 13:16:03
        ...and I *am* that last one! by HadEnuf2002-07-10 13:50:42
  Congress... by slacktime2002-07-10 10:33:55
  i knew by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:24:39
    *groan* that was bad ;) (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 09:30:38
*wimper* I'm Homeless by glytch782002-07-10 09:13:41
  Homeless. Homeless. by kahuana2002-07-10 12:16:00
  man that sucks by nimdokk2002-07-10 09:22:21
    Not till next school year by glytch782002-07-10 09:31:35
      hmm by nimdokk2002-07-10 10:25:01
A little presumptuous aren’t we?? by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 09:04:57
  CDatabase class :) by BluesByNight2002-07-10 09:17:19
    The worst part is.. by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 09:36:17
      Yeah, I love it! by jdoverholt2002-07-10 11:13:10
  WOAH900k. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-10 09:05:58
Ahah. I just found out how to make RedHat let you by i_am_pi2002-07-10 09:01:34
  Finally... by DaNutBall2002-07-10 11:51:54
    It's in 7.3 and 7.2 at least, but it should be in by i_am_pi2002-07-10 16:16:43
  Morning by fore_deck2002-07-10 09:05:37
    It's not doing it any more. I didn't do anything.. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-07-10 09:13:28
Sounds Familiar? by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ultima Ratio TIM by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yeah, I can think of quite a few folks it matches (n/t) by crash_2002-07-10 08:25:54
    Me for instance? by pecosdave2002-07-10 08:27:13
      Oh no Dave, you are always open to my by crash_2002-07-10 08:29:45
Hmm... my first thought would have by xti2002-07-10 07:59:05
  You know what they say... by willgrey2002-07-10 08:04:56
    It has also been said... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 13:56:41
  Perfect! (n/t) by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 08:01:51
Are there any Ufies in the Southeast? by crash_2002-07-10 07:38:09
  One Idea for a kewl place to meet by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What does anyone think of Atlanta... by inittab2002-07-11 09:39:39
    I was just there. by Naruki2002-07-10 18:20:21
  I'm in Florida by jdoverholt2002-07-10 11:17:46
    Strange, nobody replied to you. by Naruki2002-07-10 14:25:22
  Yes, there are. by nin_man2002-07-10 09:56:18
    Cool! by Kickstart2002-07-10 13:16:40
      You have your bow, what more do you need? (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-10 21:09:07
      Just warn me ahead of time by crash_2002-07-10 17:25:49
      Are you kidding? by nin_man2002-07-10 13:20:34
  Where y'all gonna git together? by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 09:43:43
  If the timing is correct by Kickstart2002-07-10 08:59:50
    Would you really want to meet me KS? by crash_2002-07-10 12:23:30
      is that opposed to speaking realatively well, by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:26:26
        Yup! by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 14:29:32
        *OFFENDED* by crash_2002-07-10 12:29:35
          Actually, by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 14:53:57
            or just tea, often by tigermouse2002-07-10 15:06:13
              Mark Lowry mode on! by russa2004-09-17 07:49:17
              My momma taught me to put sugar in cornbread by crash_2002-07-10 17:33:48
                did she really? by tigermouse2002-07-10 17:59:48
          may I make a request? by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:35:42
            I'm a true southerner, but... by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 14:35:36
              I'm an import from midwest - but in Atlanta 10yrs. by inittab2002-07-11 09:45:56
            I do not have that kind of technology here by crash_2002-07-10 12:37:38
              I wouldn't pass that test myself. by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:44:25
                You're both wrong. by nin_man2002-07-10 12:45:43
                  Actually... by Kickstart2002-07-10 13:14:00
                  I'm with you by tigermouse2002-07-10 12:50:43
                    Don't want any? by nin_man2002-07-10 12:53:36
                      well I swannie! by tigermouse2002-07-10 13:18:28
                        Properly... by nin_man2002-07-10 13:22:55
                          true, by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:27:55
                            Not where I'm from. :) by nin_man2002-07-10 13:31:48
                      Teacher to class: by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:00:26
                  sounds like place just east of where by pecosdave2002-07-10 12:50:12
  Eye yam!! by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 07:59:58
  Pheh... by UberDomino2002-07-10 07:57:22
  Nah, by breezeblock2002-07-10 07:44:04
    Oy! by fore_deck2002-07-10 08:08:51
      Damn right I did! by breezeblock2002-07-10 08:11:37
        Grrrr! by fore_deck2002-07-10 09:10:31
          go back to chewin' yer by breezeblock2002-07-10 11:54:40
            Arrrrr! by fore_deck2002-07-10 14:29:21
  I am. by Naruki2002-07-10 07:42:34
    Do you live in Alabama? by crash_2002-07-10 08:01:20
      That would be nin_man. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:03:27
        And we're all the worse for it. by special_ed2002-07-10 08:41:27
          There, there. by nin_man2002-07-10 09:55:27
            That's true. by special_ed2002-07-10 12:03:32
  I am by fore_deck2002-07-10 07:39:24
I must be getting old ... by bugarup2002-07-10 07:25:35
  Pretty easy, bug by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Fankles. by bugarup2002-07-10 07:40:53
Organizing a UFie meet over here! by ubergeek22002-07-10 07:02:14
  When? (n/t) by wiseguy5862002-07-10 18:43:42
  I am a 'NE UFie' & proud of it. by adman2002-07-10 08:04:50
  Oooh, oooh - I'm interested! by beez2002-07-10 07:50:37
  Shouldn't that be by Spisefisken2002-07-10 07:05:01
    exactly. by ubergeek22002-07-10 07:06:45
another year older... by mr.coffee2002-07-10 06:46:04
  it's my b-day too!!!!! (n/t) by thethinman2002-07-10 13:00:15
  Song of the Birthday! by bugarup2002-07-10 09:34:55
  OK, its official by dire_lobo2002-07-10 09:07:01
  Joyeux anniversaire! by SaleGamine2002-07-10 07:36:19
  Congratulations!! by Eco2002-07-10 07:22:28
  Tillykke med fødselsdagen by Spisefisken2002-07-10 07:01:25
  Til hamingju með afmælið! by Lady-Luna2002-07-10 06:56:50
    Yeah, dunno what I'm complaining about... by mr.coffee2002-07-10 10:02:09
    Ohhh...very cryptic language. by BluesByNight2002-07-10 06:58:25
      No it's not by Lady-Luna2002-07-10 08:45:26
        really... by goshindo2002-07-10 10:49:20
rain finally! pretty heavy too (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:18:13
  The weather forecast by naxfen2002-07-10 06:33:27
    *pat pat* (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:37:05
  i hope that my marigolds and geraniums by ma petite2002-07-10 06:30:53
    *roflmao* i don't know why this struck me by ma petite2002-07-10 06:33:07
      Guess you won't SEE it by scissors2002-07-10 09:01:04
So are there any geeks out there willing to make $ by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Not if he meets nin_man first. by Naruki2002-07-10 06:58:18
A _______ of UFies by mikosullivan2002-07-10 05:46:06
  A Cluster of UFies? (n/t) by nimdokk2002-07-10 18:41:56
  hash by binkley2002-07-10 15:13:04
  'n anarchy' by HadEnuf2002-07-10 14:02:11
  Discord? (n/t) by kahuana2002-07-10 12:11:17
  Flamewar? by gaygeek2002-07-10 10:34:33
  <ahem, clears throat>A Babble of Ufies.... by ag_wyvern2002-07-10 09:39:59
    <B&T>Excellent!! by Zandermann2002-07-10 19:52:05
    Very nice. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 14:16:07
    Well done. <<<clapping>>> (n/t) by pohlrbear2002-07-10 11:46:07
    Huzzah Huzzah (n/t) by dire_lobo2002-07-10 11:11:03
    Applaud! Applaud! (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 09:55:28
    *raises UFieland flag, stands to attention* ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 09:45:09
  Web Board!!! by shaddai2002-07-10 09:27:27
  Meet? by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  meet (n/t) by mlopes2002-07-10 09:16:25
    I aaargh in your general direction! ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 09:19:58
    A meat of UFies? Ewwww (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 09:18:44
  reservation? n/t by Caius2002-07-10 09:12:13
  inode? (n/t) by UberDomino2002-07-10 07:59:15
    Oooh, good one (n/t) by beez2002-07-10 08:06:17
  a hogde podge (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-10 07:23:11
    A Sacred Chao? (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 07:26:30
  n Arbitrary Unit (n/t) by Frogboy2002-07-10 07:15:33
  LART! by Naruki2002-07-10 06:51:06
  Bridge mix by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:43:48
    Trolls in your bridge mix? by mikosullivan2002-07-10 06:46:06
      mmm, chocolate-covered troll by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:52:30
        Trail mix or Troll mix? (n/t) by dire_lobo2002-07-10 09:26:15
          Ah, but troll mix assumes too much! by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:49:18
        ick (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-10 07:20:57
          Mmm, me all covered in chocolate... by Naruki2002-07-10 07:43:28
            *nibble* by tigermouse2002-07-10 08:11:38
              Careful... by Naruki2002-07-10 08:18:01
                Dream on, trolly-baby! by tigermouse2002-07-10 08:44:03
                  Eating chocolate by Nea2002-07-10 11:00:09
                    I'm always willing to share! by tigermouse2002-07-10 11:18:51
                  I have no idea. by Naruki2002-07-10 10:48:46
  Thread (n/t) by eriq642002-07-10 06:38:53
  Unanimity (n/t) by cristobal2002-07-10 06:33:41
  Tempest by sumbusch2002-07-10 06:32:40
    Prospero (n/t) by cristobal2002-07-10 06:35:29
  Cluster by fore_deck2002-07-10 06:31:38
    A must say... by BluesByNight2002-07-10 06:51:51
    that sounds good.... by sumbusch2002-07-10 06:33:53
      A Hat? by fore_deck2002-07-10 07:01:17
        AN pterodactyl? by Naruki2002-07-10 07:04:01
          With a silent Q by fore_deck2002-07-10 07:12:51
            Ah, yes, now I see. ;-P by Naruki2002-07-10 07:14:45
              all right by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
                <grin> by Naruki2002-07-10 07:19:53
  Chaos (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 06:27:02
  Kernel? (n/t) by crash_2002-07-10 06:26:07
  Giggle (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 06:22:19
    arrrgh! by sumbusch2002-07-10 06:29:28
      gigglebyte? *roflmao* by ma petite2002-07-10 06:34:23
        Shouldn't that be... by mikosullivan2002-07-10 07:08:17
          you're right *lol* (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 08:03:35
        Heheheh ... that sounds like a Sluggyism. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 06:37:47
        can I tuck you in? by sumbusch2002-07-10 06:35:46
          i don't think by ma petite2002-07-10 06:37:45
  Pod by sysangel2002-07-10 06:22:17
  Kickstart (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 06:21:15
    a kickstart of ufies? (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:35:37
      I give the Kickstart Seal of Approval to this :) by Kickstart2002-07-10 13:15:35
        cool! now we have a seal to play with :) by ma petite2002-07-10 14:01:38
      Yup by mikosullivan2002-07-10 06:41:04
        Yeah, but he hasn't been around for a while, by pecosdave2002-07-10 07:10:09
          nimdokk hasn't been around for a while? by ma petite2002-07-10 08:05:00
            never mind, i got my threads confused by ma petite2002-07-10 08:05:35
        You misspelled appropriate... by Naruki2002-07-10 06:49:33
      nah, that's how you wake a ufie in the morning ;) (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:36:05
  Procrastination (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 06:20:20
  gigabyte (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:19:13
  confluence (n/t) by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:13:28
  exagerration (n/t) by Znirk2002-07-10 06:13:11
  Unit by adman2002-07-10 06:12:46
  plethora (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-10 06:10:58
  motley crew (n/t) by pecosdave2002-07-10 06:07:08
  Plethora? (n/t) by wabewalker2002-07-10 06:03:29
    Jefe, what's a plethora? (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 06:21:35
      it means by magedrake 00012002-07-10 07:14:38
        Joo haff neffer seen de Tree Amigos? by Naruki2002-07-10 07:16:12
      I am jus' an eegnorant pesant, El Guapo! (n/t) by breezeblock2002-07-10 06:27:49
  Gaggle! by nin_man2002-07-10 06:01:56
    goggles at nin-man by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:17:13
  Minion? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 05:58:33
    or... mini-onion (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 05:59:41
  Recursion (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-07-10 05:57:38
  Forum? by Naruki2002-07-10 05:51:46
    Ute? by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Contention? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 05:48:35
  FYOS (n/t) by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:47:30
Time by magedrake 00012002-07-10 05:43:46
  Uh-Rah (n/t) by adman2002-07-10 06:33:02
  {{{magedrake 0001}}} Thank you. by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 06:15:57
    to your father by magedrake 00012002-07-10 07:08:37
      Next time I visit his brick at the D-Day Museum by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 08:01:09
      Sacrifices by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 07:22:08
    That's how you get a nasty by Naruki2002-07-10 06:55:16
      Hey Sailor! Come here often? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 07:46:17
        NOLAWitch by magedrake 00012002-07-10 08:31:37
          People always tell me I'm funny... by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 09:19:50
  Very nice. by Eco2002-07-10 06:11:24
    Likewise by SaleGamine2002-07-10 08:08:13
      Well I did, by gum! by Naruki2002-07-10 08:09:24
        What flavour? by Eco2002-07-10 08:13:49
          I I mean Acerola. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:19:09
            *searches pockets* by Eco2002-07-10 08:28:11
  *whistles* by Naruki2002-07-10 05:48:10
    I second that. Impressive. by DragonLady2002-07-10 06:10:07
      bravo, bravo (n/t) by theonlyphreak2002-07-10 08:35:04
my first TLP... by Temujin132006-11-19 12:55:59
  Why do the Baptists seem to by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 07:19:51
    What are you talking about? by Naruki2002-07-10 07:21:28
      Now *that* was a wickedly clever play on words (n/t) by HadEnuf2002-07-10 19:16:55
  You know what they say... by nin_man2002-07-10 06:03:49
    Somehow, I doubt that was by walkon2002-07-10 06:41:05
    Uhhhhhm....NO. by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 06:39:09
      Exact Bible Verse in Modern English by GeekPrincess2002-07-10 06:58:28
        Bible didn't say anything about "reasonable". by Naruki2002-07-10 07:02:07
          Actually, Jesus said not to: by GeekPrincess2006-11-19 12:55:59
            So that bit about.... by special_ed2002-07-10 08:43:39
              Yet "Not one dot nor one stroke..." by HadEnuf2002-07-10 19:14:12
              My 2¢ by Nessalc2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Hey, parable and hyperbole go hand in hand by HadEnuf2002-07-10 18:02:45
              Avert your eyes! by Naruki2002-07-10 10:53:37
                LOL! by HadEnuf2002-07-10 18:04:30
            Wicked cool! by Naruki2002-07-10 08:06:45
              Nuns: No, but... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 18:00:00
          Two things. by walkon2002-07-10 07:24:14
            Well, you can't make an omelette... by Naruki2002-07-10 07:41:18
              thats not how it works by terrenblade2003-01-24 11:27:13
              *sheepish* Agreed. by walkon2002-07-10 07:53:11
                Don't feel bad. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:07:27
      Out of Context! Shame on you. by Naruki2002-07-10 06:52:30
    Yeah but I must have missed the bit... by breezeblock2002-07-10 06:09:31
      You have to read between the lines sometimes. by nin_man2002-07-10 06:13:01
        Maybe to these two by breezeblock2002-07-10 06:19:52
          twisted bible readings by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:34:15
  Rodney King wasn't really beaten. by Naruki2002-07-10 05:46:54
    Wow. I thought this comment by Naruki2002-07-10 18:27:33
      I laughed :) (n/t) by Temujin132002-07-10 18:50:37
  What is it with the church and little kids? by hitomi2002-07-10 05:39:04
  Well by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:34:22
  But they aren't REAL Christians. by Naruki2002-07-10 05:28:33
    Says who? by gblues2002-07-10 10:52:09
      Yep, very admirable. by Naruki2002-07-10 11:37:36
    Of course not by crash_2002-07-10 05:36:02
    Of course they are not by Spisefisken2002-07-10 05:30:47
      well ... they also arent by DragonLady2002-07-10 06:13:32
  That is horrible reading by Spisefisken2002-07-10 05:28:26
    Perhaps? by Naruki2002-07-10 05:29:38
      at least... by Temujin132002-07-10 05:32:38
Wish me luck by Spisefisken2002-07-10 05:24:30
  Lycka till... and your english is fine (n/t) by goshindo2002-07-10 08:45:03
  *crosses fingers* by SaleGamine2002-07-10 05:44:41
  All the best, Fishy! by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:40:04
  Say no to the last question by Spisefisken2002-07-10 05:25:42
    "god held" by DragonLady2002-07-10 06:24:38
      Well it is correct translation of "Good luck" by Spisefisken2002-07-10 06:59:46
    Good luck! :) by hitomi2002-07-10 05:33:49
Irish ISP help by knightsofni2002-07-10 05:22:19
  www.eircom.net by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Do htey not have internet cafes in Ireland? by DragonLady2002-07-10 06:33:11
    I believe they do by knightsofni2002-07-10 07:21:17
  Aint you got Freeserve over there? (n/t) by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:25:30
    No idea by knightsofni2002-07-10 05:26:32
      Tried these: Ireland on line? by breezeblock2006-11-19 12:55:59
well by magedrake 00012002-07-10 04:59:10
  Good morning! by hitomi2002-07-10 05:03:36
    i 'll fix it for you by magedrake 00012002-07-10 05:08:38
  Good morning to you as well (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 05:01:19
    i hope all by magedrake 00012002-07-10 05:06:53
Shameless shameless begging by NotaGeek2006-11-19 12:55:59
Calling clutter squad! by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Critters deployed! (n/t) by fore_deck2002-07-10 05:32:31
  special delivery by magedrake 00012002-07-10 04:58:23
    How sweet. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:59:55
      I blush (n/t) by magedrake 00012002-07-10 05:11:16
  oh yes !!!! by magedrake 00012002-07-10 04:42:55
  I have fulfilled my task, Maam by Spisefisken2002-07-10 04:12:32
    Yes, thank you. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:16:25
Has anyone seen MIB2? by slayer2002-07-10 04:07:16
  SMC review by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think reviews have been very harsh. (spoilers) by gblues2002-07-10 11:13:03
  It was pretty good... by drktmp1ar2002-07-10 10:43:21
  Yup. by Arcanum2002-07-10 09:19:48
  I liked it quite a bit... by rottweiler2002-07-10 09:16:20
  Definetly a Matinee movie by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 07:16:09
    Oh, MATINEE!!! by YakkoWarner2002-07-10 10:24:56
      I'm not Dyslexic! by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 10:42:53
        Hmmmm...not clear on the defn of Dyslexic, I see. by schneigl2002-07-10 10:51:45
          No, I know what it means by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 11:00:22
            stop making me laugh, I'm should be working(-:n/t) by schneigl2002-07-10 11:31:12
              brainfart...I should be working... (n/t) by schneigl2002-07-10 11:32:42
          I'm just trying to figure out what a "dysdexic" is (n/t) by YakkoWarner2002-07-10 10:52:58
            I see the joke needs explaining. by schneigl2002-07-10 11:19:30
              I actually read "Dyslexics Untied" as by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:07:23
                I'm glad someone got it. (n/t) by schneigl2002-07-10 13:34:57
                  got it? Lived it. (n/t) by pecosdave2002-07-10 13:36:38
        That's just it... you spelled it right. by YakkoWarner2002-07-10 10:49:23
      Dysdexics Untied! by schneigl2002-07-10 10:35:00
    Agreed by paradigmxp2002-07-10 09:07:24
  And does it contradict the West End Games RPG? by bugarup2002-07-10 06:30:42
  yes! see it! it was hilarious :) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:21:14
  It was funny by crash_2002-07-10 05:32:38
  sort of a spoiler but not really by pecosdave2002-07-10 05:02:39
    i think you're right on the money by nimdokk2002-07-10 07:06:28
    heh perhaps you should start your own rating by ma petite2002-07-10 06:23:55
      Ideas for rating system by RIAA2002-07-10 06:52:13
        and continuing the ratings by schneigl2002-07-10 10:30:05
          NEVER! by RIAA2002-07-10 10:53:08
            Ok, I repent by schneigl2002-07-10 11:46:38
            gee, not even the catheter idea? (n/t) by schneigl2002-07-10 11:21:24
              catheter is fine, by RIAA2002-07-10 11:35:18
            not until you can spell "leagal" correctly by ma petite2002-07-10 11:13:39
              Looks like another one, this boards full of them. by RIAA2002-07-10 11:36:24
        Thats not far from what I was coming up with, by pecosdave2002-07-10 06:57:30
  Saw it.. by NotaGeek2002-07-10 04:47:18
  Weak... by schneigl2002-07-10 04:37:24
    But if you don't pay full price... by nin_man2002-07-10 06:05:08
      There's alway buy tickets for the PowerPuff Girls, by pecosdave2002-07-10 06:11:48
        Don't even think about it. by RIAA2002-07-10 06:13:31
  Not yet by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 04:09:02
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-07-10 04:00:02
  NEW HINT! - Not much help, though... by chuckab2002-07-10 11:12:04
Oh no, poor Nevada by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Please by mirage2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Poor Nevada! by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 07:30:06
    Harvest and transport of solar energy!? How by SouthpawPL2002-07-10 12:07:12
    harvest vs. transport by tigermouse2002-07-10 08:36:29
      Fuel cells good. Solar arrays by xti2002-07-10 09:10:26
        not really by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:24:08
          Key here is "southerly locales"... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 15:58:57
            northerly climes by tigermouse2002-07-10 17:12:34
              Agree that passive solar is a Good Thing(TM) by HadEnuf2002-07-10 19:20:33
    Yeah, God forbid we should develop by xti2002-07-10 08:17:38
      Wrong, wrong, and wrong some more. by flamebait2002-07-10 10:58:59
        It's the use of Yucca Mountain, in particular... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 15:00:49
          converting a conditional by tigermouse2002-07-10 15:34:19
            Thanks. by HadEnuf2002-07-10 15:55:53
      Re-read my post by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 10:50:55
      Space travel, fusion, and such are hobbies of mine by Arcanum2002-07-10 10:09:12
        Well put! by slacktime2002-07-10 10:59:50
        OT Space elevator by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 10:55:01
          Yes. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
            The bigger they are the harder they fall by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 11:28:18
              It'll go flying off into space. by Arcanum2002-07-10 11:49:47
                Reread the nick by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 11:55:18
                  Then it would probably fall, I think.... by Arcanum2002-07-10 12:06:55
                    I've just read Red Mars to many times by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 12:32:33
                      Sure, that would do it. by Arcanum2002-07-10 12:38:10
                        Depends on who's in charge of security by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 12:48:44
                      Hey I've read that! by hyzenthlay2002-07-10 12:36:18
                        Yes, it's probably time for me to re-read it :>) by ToLazyToThink2002-07-10 12:42:06
            Can xti go first on the thing? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 11:03:36
              hush yo mouth! by tigermouse2002-07-10 11:28:14
                I'm just waiting... by YakkoWarner2002-07-10 16:34:38
      minor quibble by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:08:42
        And in the late 40s by xti2002-07-10 09:17:41
          perhaps by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:36:22
      God forbid you should get a clue. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:22:29
        What conspiracy? When the by xti2002-07-10 08:55:05
          So you'd rather... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 14:23:16
          Nuclear power is cheap? by flamebait2002-07-10 11:06:34
            How to "safely" dispose of nuclear waste. by pecosdave2002-07-10 11:24:08
    Sure there is, by flamebait2002-07-10 08:11:54
      Oh, that's smart. And all the people by xti2002-07-10 08:56:07
        Of course. by flamebait2002-07-10 09:58:52
          Tell it to the folks in California! by HadEnuf2002-07-10 15:51:39
            Most of their problem by flamebait2002-07-11 07:23:50
        or perhaps by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:14:36
          And I doubt that they have enough bears in Nevada. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 09:48:25
            maybe enough for bearskin bikinis? by tigermouse2002-07-10 09:52:52
              Me in a bikini? by bugarup2002-07-10 11:11:13
  'Some senators who voted for the project by ma petite2002-07-10 06:27:14
  So when the problems occur, the bigwigs by Naruki2002-07-10 05:54:04
    Here, too, I expected at least by Naruki2002-07-10 18:29:03
  Sad thing is ... by Kraut2002-07-10 02:28:18
    I'm not too sure I buy "catastrophic scales"... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 15:29:31
      I think he means catastophic in terms by flamebait2002-07-11 08:16:49
    what have they been doing with it up till now? (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 06:28:03
      Storing it near use sites. by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 08:08:06
        I know what to do with those small piles... by Naruki2002-07-10 08:10:42
          Soothe away that burning sensation. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 08:14:33
BOFH is back by fore_deck2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I never left... ;) (n/t) by badmagicnumber2002-07-10 07:43:19
  The BOFH strips? by bugarup2002-07-10 04:00:35
    Oooh! by fore_deck2002-07-10 04:02:06
      But the PFY has just about acheived by pecosdave2002-07-10 05:06:09
  Good news / bad news situation by Newromancer2002-07-10 03:32:52
  Can't... read... now. by slayer2002-07-10 01:57:18
  Woo! Cool. Thanks... by Freakazoid2002-07-10 01:51:48
It has been a while by RedCrow2002-07-10 01:42:40
  What happened? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:43:32
ILLIAD SUCKS... by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:37:40
  ADIPLOMAT IS A TOOL! by nin_man2002-07-10 06:08:09
    Why, did he hurt you? by Naruki2002-07-10 06:56:15
      Just trolling thru the posts... by Naruki2002-07-10 18:29:54
  So does my.... by breezeblock2002-07-10 02:01:52
    That's one lucky ... by bugarup2002-07-10 06:33:43
      One rusty one! by breezeblock2002-07-10 07:40:30
  But isn't the subject usually ILIAD SUCKS by Spisefisken2002-07-10 01:51:14
    Isn't that thread whores? (n/t) by fudje2002-07-10 03:36:47
  Well U'r StOOpid! by Eco2002-07-10 01:50:49
  Look whose talking!!! by slayer2002-07-10 01:48:59
    yep by pecosdave2002-07-10 05:08:09
    I don't. by bugarup2002-07-10 04:02:55
      mine is set to expand top level only (n/t) by ma petite2002-07-10 11:06:57
    Me too... by Eco2002-07-10 02:29:59
      Ditto by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 04:13:42
        Well of course. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:28:24
          Illiways by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 04:41:19
            No problem by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:43:14
    I do. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:59:20
      Do you have dial up? by slayer2002-07-10 02:01:39
        I use it on dialup too... by IByte2002-07-10 04:33:20
        No I don't by SaleGamine2002-07-10 02:22:24
          But then how by slayer2002-07-10 03:16:38
            I use subject only view, and I do alright. by Naruki2002-07-10 06:59:14
            Oh but that's easy! by fudje2002-07-10 03:25:19
              That's so impersonal. by slayer2002-07-10 03:29:49
                Wow, you can't possibly be a geek. by fudje2002-07-10 03:33:52
                  The best geeky things by slayer2002-07-10 03:47:53
                    some day... by Temujin132002-07-11 04:27:45
                    Yes, _feel_ personal by fudje2002-07-10 03:57:16
                      Computer Daemons by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 04:17:47
                        No, those actually are Demons. by fudje2002-07-10 04:24:35
                      I deserve demons in my toaster. by slayer2002-07-10 04:01:00
                        I'm sorry you've lost me there... by fudje2002-07-10 04:10:25
                          I was just making a crack by slayer2002-07-10 04:27:46
                            Well, considerate me continuum. (n/t) by fudje2002-07-10 04:33:40
                      What? No Demons by fore_deck2002-07-10 04:00:45
                        No Demons! by breezeblock2002-07-10 04:40:26
                        Unequalled random charge of chaos? by fudje2002-07-10 04:05:22
            I'm not a spelling nazi. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:22:25
              C'mon, you're not that bad at spelling! by fudje2002-07-10 03:32:36
                That's right. There's no "Zed". It's a "Zee" :+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-07-10 03:54:49
                  Dangit, I wanted to say that. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:11:56
                  Yank speelings... by breezeblock2002-07-10 04:15:29
                    That's YANKEE to you, Lime. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:13:50
                    That's why they're called Yanks. by bugarup2002-07-10 06:36:42
                      Psst! Bug... by Naruki2002-07-10 08:15:24
                        Alumium, rather. by bugarup2002-07-10 09:16:15
                    The i was added, not lifted by tigermouse2002-07-10 05:17:43
                    Oddly, by fudje2002-07-10 04:21:55
                      For a wannabe linguistic scholar... by Naruki2002-07-10 08:16:55
                  No, it can't be. It's an Es (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:00:22
                    You mean Ess, and it IS a Zee. by Naruki2002-07-10 08:12:31
          same here (n/t) by Temujin132002-07-10 03:04:53
    Me... by fore_deck2002-07-10 01:51:42
      Who's crossing my bridge? by fudje2002-07-10 03:35:24
        No! Please don't eat me! by fore_deck2002-07-10 03:41:17
          Where's a good billy goat by slayer2002-07-10 03:42:39
            Hmm, maybe something that whips the Llama's ass by fudje2002-07-10 03:51:09
              Please dont! by breezeblock2002-07-10 04:31:10
                I'm sooo glad I wasn't around then. (n/t) by fudje2002-07-10 04:37:50
              What about by fore_deck2002-07-10 03:57:56
                hehe (n/t) by fudje2002-07-10 04:02:44
  oh yeah ??? by Stacato2002-07-10 01:41:02
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:29:47
  Wanted: by nimdokk2002-07-10 08:03:14
    Geforce 3 ti200 by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      what's by nimdokk2002-07-10 12:44:09
        I just got the GeForce 4 ti-something... by warhawk2002-07-10 14:11:58
          cool by nimdokk2002-07-10 15:16:32
            I understand... by warhawk2002-07-10 16:44:58
              yeah by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:53:49
  256k SDR DIMM PC133 168pin ... by rottweiler2002-07-10 07:50:33
    wow -- a 256k SDRAM? by DaNutBall2002-07-10 15:39:48
    I sent you an IM by NotaGeek2002-07-10 09:02:16
      am back.... (n/t) by rottweiler2002-07-10 09:23:30
*grumbles* Have to say it's... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:41:33
  Got it! by warhawk2002-07-10 11:17:29
    Directsound by shaddai2002-07-10 11:44:48
      What exactly is... by warhawk2002-07-10 13:33:20
        Crossfading by gblues2002-07-10 15:17:47
          Works great by shaddai2002-07-10 17:58:33
  Sounds fishy. by Arcanum2002-07-10 10:22:55
  You could try zinf by shaddai2002-07-10 09:43:13
    Also... by shaddai2002-07-10 09:45:47
  I always liked sonique. by UberDomino2006-11-19 12:55:59
  U could always try Sonique by Stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I was going to suggest realplayer. by slayer2002-07-10 00:52:12
    Blegh... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:57:34
  OS? by thegeneral2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Win98SE... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:55:13
  Tried winamp Beta3? by Freakazoid2002-07-10 00:46:34
    Just downloaded and re-installed... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:53:18
      Define latest version..., Q: by Freakazoid2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Try running MSconfig, and unchecking everything by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:23:24
I guess business is slow at Colombia by bavvy2002-07-10 00:23:14
  Not necessarily. At my POB, they find time to by SouthpawPL2002-07-10 11:02:11
  It's Summer! by taxus2002-07-10 07:11:16
a "murder" of crows? by Control2002-07-10 00:20:53
  An unkindness of ravens by ston2002-07-10 07:44:36
    how about by tigermouse2002-07-10 08:17:40
  Absolutely. by gila_monster2002-07-10 05:48:21
  Yes (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:38:52
  A Parliament of Rooks by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 00:31:12
    There used to be a game... by skeptic2002-07-10 00:58:59
    pff. Here you go. by Blackbyrd22006-11-19 12:55:59
  I learn something new every day by bavvy2002-07-10 00:25:31
    One thing you have to give us, by slayer2002-07-10 00:40:57
      I agree by bavvy2002-07-10 04:31:41
      Hey! We never disagree!!!.... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:44:32
        Yum, troll roast. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:47:12
          Sadly, I believe the last... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:50:16
            I wonder by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:56:15
              A Triviality of Trolls? (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 01:08:16
                Triviality of trolls has a nice alliterative ring (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:11:03
                  A Roast of Trolls, or a Baggie of Trolls... by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:31:22
                    An irrelevance of Trolls? (n/t) by Control2002-07-10 01:56:55
                      An Infuriation of Trolls? (n/t) by fore_deck2002-07-10 02:02:59
                        An Inflammation of Trolls! (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 02:39:05
                          a protuberance of trolls? (n/t) by Control2002-07-10 03:41:44
                            A tolkien of trolls (n/t) by bavvy2002-07-10 04:31:08
                              A Mountain of trolls by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:04:48
                                A belligerence of trolls? (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-07-10 05:31:17
                                A stomp of trolls (n/t) by eriq642002-07-10 07:17:06
                                a gross of trolls? by tigermouse2002-07-10 06:57:49
              An AOL chatroom (n/t) by slayer2002-07-10 01:02:46
                Oh I though (n/t) meant no troll? by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:05:57
                  No... by Znirk2002-07-10 06:08:13
              Hmmm... by warhawk2002-07-10 00:58:55
                That's a good one. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:02:10
  Yup. by Eco2002-07-10 00:23:58
Illiways, the café at the end of the Ufiverse by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Yay Rain. by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 04:35:35
    You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:41:27
  hey... i am back online :) by Klymer2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'll try. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:45:28
      another coffee please by Klymer2002-07-10 03:46:19
        *Serves coffee* by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:51:24
          no... a good keyboard must stand this (n/t) by Klymer2002-07-10 04:22:15
            If you say so. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:34:00
  Need more thunder or lightning? by fudje2002-07-10 03:39:48
    Yes please by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:41:25
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by ideur2002-07-10 03:18:24
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:39:13
      Mmmmm, yes by ideur2002-07-10 03:46:15
  Hello? by karaken122002-07-10 03:01:08
    Welcome! by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:12:41
      *Relaxes* by karaken122002-07-10 03:18:22
        Hummm by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
          *Smiles apreciatively* by karaken122002-07-10 03:46:47
            No, nothing in the coffee. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:48:58
              Umm... by karaken122002-07-10 03:52:37
                But of course I still make it. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:54:38
                  Ooops... by karaken122002-07-10 04:03:01
                  *Slurp* by karaken122002-07-10 03:57:12
                    Thank you by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:02:08
  Ambles in by fore_deck2002-07-10 01:57:03
    ok. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 02:17:04
      Thanks by fore_deck2002-07-10 02:20:46
        I'm rather pleased with the rain actually by SaleGamine2002-07-10 02:24:25
          You can have some of ours, i'm sure by fore_deck2002-07-10 02:46:54
            I see. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 02:50:23
              I don't mind autumn... by fore_deck2002-07-10 02:56:04
                :) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:15:59
                  BBQ... by fore_deck2002-07-10 03:35:37
                    Peace and quiet, by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:40:39
                      Balance required by fore_deck2002-07-10 03:45:37
                        Yes, that is very enjoyable by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:49:58
                          Nit-pick by fore_deck2002-07-10 04:03:58
                            *grin* by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:11:28
  *yawns and mumbles... by warhawk2002-07-10 01:05:43
    Will do by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:08:45
  Black as sin here please.... by genocide782002-07-10 01:02:53
    Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-07-10 01:07:38
      Well by genocide782002-07-10 03:57:15
        Poor you by SaleGamine2002-07-10 04:14:56
          Thank you by genocide782002-07-10 05:04:17
  Good night! I'm going to bed. (n/t) by Beavis2002-07-10 00:35:27
    Pleasant dreams by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:53:08
  Morning Ma'am by Flashover2002-07-10 00:35:22
    Hello sir by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:52:31
      Why only mainly? by Flashover2002-07-10 01:40:01
        I will, I will. by SaleGamine2002-07-10 02:18:12
  hello dear by LunarRainn2002-07-10 00:27:14
    That's nice by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:29:05
      that would be fun by LunarRainn2002-07-10 00:41:10
        *Serves mint tea* by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:50:47
  Goodmorning, sweet Jo by Spisefisken2002-07-10 00:14:09
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:18:00
  *ships around the newspapers* by count_02002-07-10 00:05:08
    Good morning by SaleGamine2002-07-10 00:06:52
      lol...well after yesterday by count_02002-07-10 00:10:04
Corporation isn't five letters long! Tsk Tsk! (n/t) by ahecht2002-07-10 00:02:49
  "World" is. (n/t) by xti2002-07-10 08:30:39
  Yeah, but the real answer... by CountZer02002-07-10 00:09:51
    In actual fact, by fudje2002-07-10 03:47:12
      Forum works to (n/t) by slayer2002-07-10 03:49:01
    Ah, but here we have by DragonLady2002-07-10 00:13:19
      I lead a bunch of idiots... by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:17:06
        Don't worry... by Flashover2002-07-10 01:38:24
          *hehe* by Eco2002-07-10 01:49:12
            *blam* by LeiraHoward2002-07-10 06:54:36
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-07-10 00:00:40
  New question by Schol-R-LEA;22002-07-10 22:26:09
  New Question by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:32:55
    Diana Muldaur by ston2002-07-10 20:58:44
      Return to Tomorrow (n/t) by ahecht2002-07-11 03:20:57
  Blare Witch Project by ahecht2002-07-10 00:05:16
    That seems pretty obvious. by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 01:10:39
      WRONGO! by ahecht2002-07-10 15:17:53
        You didn't specify by Nea2002-07-10 15:50:54
          but.. by ahecht2002-07-10 17:36:44
            *ahem* by nimdokk2002-07-10 19:28:31
      Biblical Cain? by slayer2002-07-10 01:25:04
        Hmm. by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 02:08:18
          Lilith by tigermouse2002-07-10 08:08:48
          Sorry, incorrect. by slayer2002-07-10 02:20:49
            Grk. Misread your question. by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 02:35:39
              Wouldn't be the Torah... by HadEnuf2002-07-10 19:31:36
              Ooh. I should have known this one. by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 02:38:10
                Several methods are given... by adiplomat2002-07-10 02:46:40
                  That crystal golem in Hexxen II was by breezeblock2002-07-10 02:58:05
                  straight from dictionary.com by slayer2002-07-10 02:53:42
                    Pumping Iron by Blackbyrd22002-07-10 02:57:50
                      Wasn't the answer by SaleGamine2002-07-10 03:18:14
                        Give the lady a prize! by slayer2002-07-10 03:25:53
                      Think Greek mythology meets major city. by slayer2002-07-10 03:09:20
                        Judge Doom by IQ-Neo2002-07-10 12:39:37
                        And his gift is music. by slayer2002-07-10 03:13:18
Translations by Nea2002-07-10 00:00:19
  schwäbisch/swabian by swb2002-07-10 02:45:30
  Deutsch / German by bantha2002-07-10 00:37:14
    Leider... by catharsis2002-07-10 01:43:48
      der Witz by nobs2002-07-10 01:59:13
        array/stack by fladnaG2002-07-10 02:09:03
  German/Deutsch by Stormeye2002-07-10 00:25:50
    ..und... by amlethus2002-07-10 00:42:17
    der witz ist by StSz2002-07-10 00:32:33
      der Witz ist, daß der Witz ist... by nobs2002-07-10 02:01:46
        wer sagt, by Caius2002-07-10 09:20:47
Question of the Day! by kickstart2006-11-19 12:23:33
  Matubas by rwrannells2002-07-11 13:19:47
  A few, by city and cuisine: by HadEnuf2002-07-10 19:54:39
    second that vote... by Zandermann2002-07-10 21:26:50
  Anywhere but by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
  not local by nimdokk2002-07-10 18:20:02
  Thank the deities it's lunchtime. by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Classic Indian Resturant by feather8022006-11-19 12:55:59
  It's not local anymore. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Outback Steakhouse! by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
    My GF was telling me about those. by Kickstart2002-07-10 13:17:20
      In most states.... by nin_man2002-07-10 13:28:51
        Don't forget by Arcanum2002-07-10 15:43:53
          I work at one. by BlurOfSerenity2002-07-10 19:13:41
            While I like them, my SO by Naruki2002-07-10 20:01:44
  Here's a few by shaddai2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Local to somebody :-) by ag_wyvern2002-07-10 09:45:53
  Alice's Restaurant by nimdokk2002-07-10 07:37:00
  Dinkel's Restaurant by cural2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Akakiko by darthludi2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hrm by ma petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ajanoodleco. by sysangel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Wallabe's (Sp?) and Damon's by Sehmket2002-07-10 06:31:24
    Hey, you don't need to be local by sysangel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Define "local". by bugarup2006-11-19 12:55:59
  if find("Balti House", Restaurant_Types) then... by cyrek2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ryan's by gila_monster2002-07-10 05:50:01
  Blue Ginger by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
    You lucky $#@%@ by HadEnuf2002-07-10 20:00:51
  The Melting Pot by Y2KDragon2006-11-19 12:55:59
    That's not local! by Sehmket2002-07-10 06:34:17
      who said anything about 'local' by Y2KDragon2002-07-10 11:09:39
  My favory places to eat by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Waffle House ... by Stacato2002-07-10 03:20:51
    i've eaten at those by nimdokk2002-07-10 07:34:17
    link ... by Stacato2006-11-19 12:55:59
      It's not sad that they have their own CD and music by pecosdave2002-07-10 05:17:09
        I just love the combinations by breezeblock2002-07-10 05:23:22
          Ham, eggs, jam, jam, jam, sausages and jam (n/t) by Znirk2002-07-10 06:11:48
            Eggs are off. (n/t) by bugarup2002-07-10 07:43:49
    Well, we're all great googlers before the lord... by Znirk2002-07-10 03:34:37
      i know i know ... by Stacato2002-07-10 03:36:45
  Not the best of websites, but by Znirk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  mmm pizza... by Temujin132006-11-19 12:55:59
    hmmmm, pizza indeed ... by Stacato2002-07-10 03:15:36
  Papidoux by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Peninsular Cantonese Restaurant by breezeblock2002-07-10 01:50:57
  Nachtwinkel by enygma2002-07-10 01:50:23
  Denny's! by catharsis2002-07-10 01:47:36
    Nooo, Never by rwrannells2002-07-11 13:15:23
  Well my friend has one I frequent once in a while by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "You can get anything you want at Dallas' by adiplomat2002-07-10 01:09:50
  these: by Control2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My mom doesn't have a website :-) (n/t) by bavvy2002-07-10 00:26:30
  Escape from NY Pizza... by krupa2002-07-10 00:25:06
    Fellow Portlander?? by Mofrak2006-11-19 12:55:59
  restaurants by LunarRainn2002-07-10 00:24:36
    You forgot Acapulco ... by Linfalgamo2002-07-10 21:29:46
      yes, i know by LunarRainn2002-07-10 21:34:46
  www.dominos.com by CountZer02002-07-10 00:05:10
  i only have 2... by count_02002-07-10 00:02:39
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Some links by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59

 

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