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Cartoon for May 01, 2002
Strip for May 01, 2002
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Uh... by naivetechie2008-09-24 22:07:12
I feel I must keep this up... by krupa2002-05-01 21:38:59
  didn't the slump begin... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 23:27:46
    ya know... by krupa2002-05-01 23:29:17
      after we win the world series.... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 23:33:17
        damn straight! (n/t) by krupa2002-05-01 23:38:37
  Hockey by Diesel2002-05-01 22:44:50
  Somebody please explain by Egaeus2002-05-01 22:02:47
    the anticipation...... (n/t) by sonofabusch2002-05-01 23:23:43
    It's hard to explain what makes it so great by krupa2002-05-01 22:15:28
      I'm not a baseball fanatic, but by Nea2002-05-01 22:26:00
  That's ok. by special_ed2002-05-01 21:42:30
    Well, I'm still here. by Capt. X2002-05-01 22:13:25
      Clowns aren't funny. by special_ed2002-05-01 22:15:55
        Not true. by Capt. X2002-05-01 22:18:43
          Err, swap "order words" for other words... by Capt. X2002-05-01 22:20:42
    *sob* by Nea2002-05-01 21:50:33
      Uhhh... by special_ed2002-05-01 22:03:38
      I think you're funny... and smart... by krupa2002-05-01 22:00:49
        Hmmm... what's the test in? by Nea2002-05-01 22:09:25
          data structures... by krupa2002-05-01 22:17:12
            Yes, I can drive by Nea2002-05-01 22:20:17
              what's with all this "am I paying" stuff? by krupa2002-05-01 22:24:29
                Well, I just thought if I was by Nea2002-05-01 22:32:50
                  well, you may have a point there... by krupa2002-05-01 22:38:15
                    I can't believe you by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 22:51:22
                      Ooops.. by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 22:52:14
                        you'd better apologize... by krupa2002-05-01 22:59:05
                          Well, by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:18:30
                            at least you've given me the benefit of the doubt. by krupa2002-05-01 23:21:07
                              While this is true, by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:22:54
                                since it's late... by krupa2002-05-01 23:27:42
                                Too true, by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:31:15
                                Ralph the Dog, hands down... by krupa2002-05-01 23:37:49
                                This is a good thing, I think. by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:50:01
                        That's ok, BB2 by Nea2002-05-01 22:54:43
                          *sighs* by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:16:46
                            Awwww by Nea2002-05-01 23:24:28
                              You can't threaten me! by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:25:58
    ah crap... by krupa2002-05-01 21:45:23
      Evidently not. by special_ed2002-05-01 22:05:49
        I was not ignoring you. by Nea2002-05-01 22:10:47
          Shot glasses, probably. by special_ed2002-05-01 22:22:51
            I didn't know jello needed glasses by Nea2002-05-01 22:36:42
              Did somebody say . . . by Diesel2002-05-01 22:47:10
*sighs* by DaNutBall2002-05-01 20:44:34
  heh by nimdokk2002-05-01 20:53:44
Well, I've been mostly successful... by krupa2002-05-01 19:25:12
  i'm sorry by beez2002-05-01 20:00:46
S.A.T. Resources? by Naruki2002-05-01 19:06:48
Well, I have a new 40gb hard drive... by dogman02002-05-01 17:21:50
Which words, in your opinion, are the funniest? by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:46:10
  Semprini <nt> by crazysteve2002-05-01 21:04:25
  Some of my favorites by Egaeus2002-05-01 20:49:03
  "Dirty words and nasty names!" by chuckab2002-05-01 19:53:03
  Responsibility (n/t) by DeathOath Opera2002-05-01 19:43:30
  Rabble-rouser by tigermouse2002-05-01 19:11:34
  Belldandy by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:38:16
    Is that the one... by feather8022002-05-01 18:42:38
      Actually, by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:48:41
        I know... by feather8022002-05-01 18:57:58
          Well... by Sehmket2002-05-01 19:24:36
            Okay, He doesn't have the movie... by feather8022002-05-01 19:37:21
  Can't spell it, and it's 3 words. by kahuana2002-05-01 18:21:03
  rutabaga! by sonofabusch2002-05-01 18:17:01
    kohlrabi (n/t) by nimdokk2002-05-01 19:20:33
      would that be ..... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 23:30:08
  its a b3ta word... not safe for here by sketcher2002-05-01 18:10:49
  ishkabibble and sebadoh by nimdokk2002-05-01 17:56:22
  Flibberdegibbet. by lessa2002-05-01 17:18:46
  Words by Kickstart2002-05-01 17:04:12
  David Letterman proved it: pants by mikosullivan2002-05-01 17:03:29
    Nah... by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:41:51
      Ah, but combine the two, and it's comedy gold! by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:04:24
  Do they have to be English? by feather8022002-05-01 16:48:49
    Nah, all languages are good. by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:59:13
      Starflower sez... by mikosullivan2002-05-01 19:28:47
      funny french words... by willgrey2002-05-01 17:08:57
        And my favorite French phrase... by mikosullivan2002-05-01 18:11:44
          Odor??? by feather8022002-05-01 18:25:26
            and don't ask me to explain the real meaning... by feather8022002-05-01 18:39:17
            Is that why it's blue and smells funny? (n/t) by kahuana2002-05-01 18:38:50
    Do they have to be actual words? by dogman02002-05-01 16:58:13
Hey Whiz-Gidget! by dogman02002-05-01 16:12:38
  Allo, calling meesta thread, first name wong (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-05-01 16:13:56
    whaaa? by dogman02002-05-01 16:21:44
      I"m thinkg you have the wrong thread. Please by i_am_pi2002-05-01 16:28:45
        why would it be the wrong thread? by dogman02002-05-01 16:40:10
What on earth is going on here?! by dogman02002-05-01 16:05:28
  What you need to do is: by nix2002-05-01 22:19:50
  Expl.: by Tars_Tarkas2002-05-01 18:14:40
    thanks for confirming by nimdokk2002-05-01 18:24:37
  do "man chattr" (n/t) by slamlander2002-05-01 16:36:47
    chattr seems to work with ext2 only by dogman02002-05-01 16:44:28
  not sure but by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:15:24
    gnrff. by dogman02002-05-01 16:22:29
      Any way to fix? by dogman02002-05-01 16:26:31
        someone correct me if i'm wrong but... by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:30:45
          try this: by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
            hrmm... by dogman02002-05-01 16:43:23
              thats what i recall (n/t) by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:50:49
Diary Tag by skeegenin2002-05-01 16:04:43
Jumble by slamlander2002-05-01 15:13:28
  ... by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:56:31
    A sci-fi way of folding... by Nickface2002-05-01 19:18:21
  Insulting some people by Kickstart2002-05-01 17:02:55
    Kickstart by skeegenin2002-05-01 18:35:03
      How about "Stark Tick"! by adiplomat2002-05-01 18:45:38
        Or worse... by skeegenin2002-05-01 18:52:24
  Nooooo by Caius2002-05-01 16:00:07
    Heh. I'm sure there's no greater pain...:+) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-05-01 22:21:49
  More anagrams by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 15:41:55
    and my full name anagrams to... by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 16:13:17
  Those are mostly taken from by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Hehe by feather8022002-05-01 16:54:31
      ... by feather8022002-05-01 16:59:15
  LOL by SaleGamine2002-05-01 15:15:30
UFie Day Calendar by Vamp!2002-05-01 15:04:52
  Put me down for one (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-05-01 20:58:05
  that would be cool by dogman02002-05-01 16:25:01
I give up by nimdokk2002-05-01 14:51:39
  What sorta training by vbehyr2002-05-01 14:57:37
    Perl Programming by nimdokk2002-05-01 15:03:55
      What are you looking to learn? by mikosullivan2002-05-01 16:04:58
        hmm by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:18:29
          requires? by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
            lol yeah by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:37:23
              hmm by nimdokk2002-05-01 16:39:29
                Larry and Randal by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  lol yeah (n/t) by nimdokk2002-05-01 17:09:14
      Perl is fun(n/t) by vbehyr2002-05-01 15:04:31
        yeah by nimdokk2002-05-01 15:16:46
Send web-form as a script by really-joel2002-05-01 14:44:05
  Probably by mikosullivan2002-05-01 16:43:11
  Try PPP login instead. (n/t) by slamlander2002-05-01 16:39:33
  What OS?(n/t) by vbehyr2002-05-01 15:15:20
W2k domain issues by vbehyr2002-05-01 14:32:54
  Have you... by nin_man2002-05-01 14:41:25
    Ahhhhhhh by vbehyr2002-05-01 16:05:49
another monty python great thing by sketcher2002-05-01 14:15:08
  yeah I've seen it, it is really funny (n/t) by Caroljoy2002-05-01 22:48:41
Vote for UF in the WebbyAwards! by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  voted for UF in each! (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-05-01 19:26:33
  I voted... by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Baaa! by wheresthefish2002-05-01 15:25:45
    and if anyone asks, we were held at gunpoint by ks (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 18:12:21
  Done (n/t) by Buffy_Fett2002-05-01 15:01:31
  Done (n/t) by legato2002-05-01 14:43:36
  done (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 14:33:24
  Been there, Done that :c) (n/t) by Lady-Luna2002-05-01 14:22:29
  Done! (n/t) by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 14:15:32
  Waiting for password... (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-05-01 14:08:43
    Ok. Done :) by SaleGamine2002-05-01 14:53:47
  Hey Kickstart by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:08:25
    Doh! by Kickstart2002-05-01 14:10:03
      Too Late by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:12:28
  HERE is where you register to vote :) by ma petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
    done :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 14:06:51
  Categories: by Kickstart2002-05-01 13:55:32
Help me support by fireballmatt2002-05-01 13:52:37
  Careful... by kahuana2002-05-01 18:14:32
  The human body is 90% water by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:58:35
    i thought it was 75% water (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 14:23:52
      I think that's the earth (n/t) by prof1872002-05-01 17:36:44
        i think its both by sketcher2002-05-01 19:08:57
    hehe by fireballmatt2002-05-01 14:00:02
I'm gettin the muppets! by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:29:11
  Excellent.! by skeegenin2002-05-01 15:27:05
    Alice Cooper?!?!? by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 15:31:24
      It was great. by skeegenin2002-05-01 15:34:51
  Ohhhhhh! by SaleGamine2002-05-01 14:15:56
    Here it is . . . by hyzenthlay2006-11-19 12:55:59
    I'll find out (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:28:50
  the jim henson hour was awesome by sketcher2002-05-01 13:46:14
    I just wanted the White Lion. (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:49:49
      yeah, the lion was cool by sketcher2002-05-01 14:25:52
        Neither by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:28:24
          like i said... by sketcher2002-05-01 14:39:26
            It was not cheap! by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:52:02
        i think i had just moved from sesame street by sketcher2002-05-01 14:28:12
          Can't stand Sesame Street by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 14:30:29
            yeah... i saw a bit of it and nearly cried by sketcher2002-05-01 14:37:07
  I want, I want! by Nea2002-05-01 13:33:20
    you dont get anyone to watch em with by sketcher2002-05-01 13:44:21
      I hope I don't by Nea2002-05-01 13:54:08
        awwe what the hell, i'll marry you by sketcher2002-05-01 14:16:50
          Erm... by Capt. X2002-05-01 14:57:30
            ok, you bring the jenga! by sketcher2002-05-01 15:04:37
              Yay! Pictionary! by Capt. X2002-05-01 15:16:51
                I'm still not getting married just by Nea2002-05-01 15:59:12
                  Sure, I've got a ribbon on it. by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:17:12
                    Hey, if your putting on a kilt by Nea2002-05-01 16:38:32
                      Vodka sounds good. by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:57:10
                        I'll toss a bottle in the freezer then by Nea2002-05-01 17:20:54
                          But if we're playing nude Twister... by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:19:36
      yeah :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 13:53:16
Daily New Orleans UFie Crawfish Boil notice by NOLAWitch2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BTW, will there be any boudin? by mr.coffee2002-05-01 13:45:06
    if it HAS a brand name, by pecosdave2002-05-01 18:38:41
    We had only planned... by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 13:55:10
    They eat andouilles and boudins in Cajun country? by Pic2002-05-01 13:49:30
      Most definitely! by mr.coffee2002-05-01 13:53:51
is there any better snack food than Triscuits? :) by ma petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hmm the thing I do with them isn't fancy by Arienadean2002-05-01 22:24:40
  But... by Egaeus2002-05-01 21:00:46
  currently in my lap by sketcher2002-05-01 14:20:11
  yeah: crawfish! 8^) (n/t) by mr.coffee2002-05-01 13:33:42
  post your Triscuit recipes here! :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 13:27:25
    My recipe (WARNING: very complex) by beez2002-05-01 13:38:26
    Recipes? by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:33:28
      tuna salad on a Triscuit is good :) by ma petite2002-05-01 13:42:13
I'm getting a house!!! by pecosdave2002-05-01 13:03:38
  congrats hope all goes well with the move :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-05-01 22:25:57
  Get a T1 dude. Prices are dropping! (n/t) by slamlander2002-05-01 16:49:14
  good neighborhood with no dsl? hah! (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 14:43:40
  Congratulations! by Lady-Luna2002-05-01 14:05:14
    you live in a hose? by justncase2002-05-01 14:24:07
      I think it was a typo by mcnutcase2002-05-01 14:27:33
        Yes, it was... by Lady-Luna2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ok, tell us the details! by Kickstart2002-05-01 13:46:27
    Some of the details, by pecosdave2002-05-01 15:52:17
  congrats! :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 13:13:55
DIY laptops? by DaNutBall2002-05-01 12:41:53
  Not to my knowledge by Egaeus2002-05-01 21:04:27
  How big is your lap? (n/t) by kahuana2002-05-01 14:01:07
    LOL by DaNutBall2002-05-01 14:06:57
      Probably not (n/t) by kahuana2002-05-01 18:31:53
Kickstart's Daily Word to the Masses by Capt. X2002-05-01 12:06:16
  In the event that you DO donate... by Kickstart2002-05-01 17:05:57
  Hrmm... by dogman02002-05-01 16:56:05
  Finally... by bellator2002-05-01 13:30:47
  Are you Yossarian in disguise? (n/t) by amlethus2002-05-01 13:09:48
  I hope by Nea2002-05-01 12:30:16
    With pomp and circumstance by tigermouse2006-11-19 12:55:59
      No, no. by special_ed2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Hmph. by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Maybe so, but... by skeegenin2002-05-01 15:32:18
          Bald Knob, Arkansas (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 13:24:01
            I go through there often. (n/t) by Egaeus2002-05-01 21:09:52
            F---ing Australia. (n/t) by DinaFelice2002-05-01 17:44:28
              Welcome to F***ing, Austria (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-05-01 19:33:50
          would you get modded for living there?.. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 13:10:27
  Listen to my roommate... by uf-locara2002-05-01 12:18:08
    I allus knowed somthin' was wrong wit' the by adiplomat2002-05-01 12:27:38
  I, I "Bend their pets" by Yohimbe2002-05-01 12:11:49
    I never figured you for by JPaganel2002-05-01 16:08:54
    YOU "Bend their pets"?!!! Woulda never thunk it. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-05-01 12:26:25
Diary Tag! by lessa2002-05-01 11:58:47
  I know, I know :) by Nea2002-05-01 12:20:17
Save Internet Radio by RevOddball2002-05-01 11:09:16
  clearchannel has been controlling what we hear by ma petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
    n....p....r...... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 18:30:19
      puts....me....to......sleeeeeeeep..... (n/t) by nin_man2002-05-01 19:39:09
    Duh. by nin_man2002-05-01 12:50:36
      but what clearchannel is doing by ma petite2002-05-01 12:57:37
        How can they violate FCC regs? by kahuana2002-05-01 18:53:48
          regs? by sonofabusch2002-05-01 23:32:01
        How can they not compete? by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:21:43
    I've no longer listen to the radio because of them by pecosdave2002-05-01 12:41:51
    Re: the so-called 'do not play list'... by DinaFelice2006-11-19 12:55:59
      how much time do you spend on snopes.com? by mcnutcase2002-05-01 12:36:22
        Not as much as you'd think... by DinaFelice2002-05-01 12:49:59
  And for the lazy by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nervous and confused by flowerchild2002-05-01 12:01:04
      Do you mean to say... by DinaFelice2002-05-01 12:04:16
        they're pure fiction by mcnutcase2002-05-01 12:07:53
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-05-01 10:32:05
  My auctions going atm by DaNutBall2006-11-19 12:55:59
need the assistance of a german by sketcher2002-05-01 10:09:30
  no real German by Wuestenfux2002-05-01 11:10:22
  for the sake of science by Caius2002-05-01 11:00:57
    My hovercraft is full of eels! by special_ed2002-05-01 13:05:47
      i will not buy this record, eet has been scratched by sketcher2002-05-01 13:12:27
        Will you go to bed with me, Bouncy Bouncy (n/t) by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:24:33
          do you waannn, do you wannnt to go to bed with me? by sketcher2002-05-01 13:34:51
            uh, may i see it? by sketcher2002-05-01 13:37:18
              uagh! by sketcher2002-05-01 13:41:33
            Your good! by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:36:55
              yes, (im scheming a new scheme) by sketcher2002-05-01 13:42:53
                Just don't dress as a Priest! by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 13:48:02
                  of course by sketcher2002-05-01 14:18:10
    "bejone"? (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-05-01 11:07:28
      means as little in English by Caius2002-05-01 12:24:57
  According to Google by hyzenthlay2002-05-01 10:48:24
    Walking into a pub? by chuckab2002-05-01 10:56:15
      A man walks into a bar.. by Kurioz2002-05-01 11:20:00
        2 guys walk into a bar... by Glytch782002-05-01 11:29:45
          3 ppl walk into ... by Tars_Tarkas2002-05-01 19:36:02
  No! You can't! by Buffy_Fett2002-05-01 10:44:09
  i cant figure out what they are saying by sketcher2002-05-01 10:14:00
    world's funniest joke isn't funny by spast2006-11-19 12:55:59
Attn: Yohimbe by Pic2002-05-01 09:47:59
  Yeah, there are a few anomilies by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  "What problem?" by wheresthefish2002-05-01 11:21:51
  Question by Glytch782002-05-01 11:15:25
  There's more. by Beorn2002-05-01 10:48:19
    You're right by Pic2002-05-01 11:10:22
  That's a wee bit intermittent. by nin_man2002-05-01 09:49:57
    There's by Pic2002-05-01 09:57:47
      No problem with it in NS 4.79 by Logika2002-05-01 11:41:29
      I'm seeing the same... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 10:23:08
      I don't always see it. by nin_man2002-05-01 09:59:59
  where? (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 09:48:45
    oh you mean clear at the bottom by ma petite2002-05-01 09:49:48
what happened to all the links? by ma petite2002-05-01 09:42:31
  ah... uf:tng is now in the cartoon archives (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 09:43:31
Bored At W*** by ma petite2002-05-01 09:40:12
  Oh to be in your position... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 10:15:30
    it's not that i don't have work to do by ma petite2002-05-01 10:56:26
      That's different then... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 11:16:49
    {{{{Little Fishy}}}} by SaleGamine2002-05-01 10:38:23
      Thanks... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 11:18:39
    "I like deadlines ..." by chuckab2002-05-01 10:22:04
      If only... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 11:17:43
  I got an idea... by Nickface2002-05-01 10:07:43
  need more! i'm still bored :( (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 10:07:02
    you should still be listening to the kittens by sketcher2002-05-01 10:10:26
      i'll have to listen to it at home (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 10:57:00
  join the club by shaddai2002-05-01 09:54:16
  hey! by ma petite2002-05-01 09:51:44
    ok, ma, check this out by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
      That is excellent! by Glytch782002-05-01 10:30:13
      *lol* that is so cute :) (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 10:01:19
WOO YAY by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  there's another thing about that fish on b3ta.com by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 09:26:01
    yeah, rob's song by sketcher2002-05-01 09:35:34
      hey bos, i have a scheme for ... FUM! MUHUHAHAHA by sketcher2002-05-01 10:02:54
I have done evil things to a tribes installation by i_am_pi2002-05-01 09:11:04
  I did a similar thing in quake... by bellator2002-05-01 09:36:18
Help!!! I need some information! by Apfel2002-05-01 09:05:23
  If you can't kill them even with SIGKILL... by HadEnuf2002-05-01 14:49:28
  What's the PPID of the processes? by SnArL2002-05-01 10:32:05
    Well... by Apfel2002-05-01 10:54:55
      Talk to thos that would kill -9 you by Pic2002-05-01 11:28:44
        Bit hard can't do that! by Apfel2002-05-01 12:21:32
  if only it was Nutrino/QNX by myke2002-05-01 09:56:49
  Got 1300 x netstat -rn in there now! by Apfel2002-05-01 09:37:08
    Hit 1400 now and now I'm going home! by Apfel2002-05-01 12:48:32
  killall -9? (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-05-01 09:12:22
    Doesn't work! by Apfel2002-05-01 09:14:43
Can anyone lend me Ł23,000? by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Talk about a PRS with the dragon inlay!!! by jedikahuna2002-05-01 17:36:51
    It's about US$ 33,700 (n/t) by Nea2002-05-01 17:51:44
  Suuure! Just see my banker, Illiad. by adiplomat2002-05-01 12:30:35
  that's pretty sharp... by mr.coffee2002-05-01 11:09:25
  Sure, I'm a few Ł's overweight by mikosullivan2002-05-01 08:38:07
  wow, thats nice by sketcher2002-05-01 08:32:16
  Very pretty by Migiizis2002-05-01 08:24:25
    painted, sure by mcnutcase2002-05-01 08:27:56
      get a nice solid body by Migiizis2002-05-01 08:30:12
        are you aware by mcnutcase2002-05-01 09:13:17
          Guess I'm spoiled by Migiizis2002-05-01 10:14:17
            not so much a matter of being spoiled, by mr.coffee2002-05-01 11:12:50
        that's not the point by richardk2002-05-01 09:11:58
          I got the point by Migiizis2002-05-01 10:12:23
            Pointless by richardk2002-05-01 16:52:11
      dang typo by mcnutcase2002-05-01 08:29:16
Troll??? by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I made a joke relevant to the topic... by DaNutBall2002-05-01 08:33:17
  Neato. by nin_man2002-05-01 08:28:44
    Nope. by Naruki2002-05-01 09:24:25
      ! (n/t) by adiplomat2002-05-01 11:35:15
        Hmm? by Naruki2002-05-01 20:24:48
  They do that all the time to me by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:21:25
    Quit /. movement? by BluesByNight2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I'm just slightly annoyed UserFriendly didn't make by pecosdave2006-11-19 12:55:59
        So suggest it to them! by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:55:05
          Just did by pecosdave2002-05-01 09:11:29
      Love the Jon Katz writeup by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:36:26
Resignation Letter Template by adman2002-05-01 08:06:26
  most people wish they could write a letter by ma petite2002-05-01 09:48:06
    In this particular instance by Blackbyrd22002-05-01 23:54:51
    Where I work... by kahuana2002-05-01 12:03:57
    9 times out of 10, by mr.coffee2002-05-01 11:26:31
  The Bastard ... by psc2002-05-01 08:54:49
  I think... by myke2002-05-01 08:33:21
  Oh Boy! by Wraithguard2002-05-01 08:20:22
  I Love It.. by Ubergeek22002-05-01 08:12:10
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:00:02
  All right. I think I have something but I'm stuck. by chuckab2002-05-01 09:36:43
    Here's what I tried... by Tars_Tarkas2006-11-19 12:55:59
favor request to San Jose UFies with kids... by suzisuzisuzi2006-11-19 12:55:59
Open Office.Org 1.0 released by mav_eric2002-05-01 07:38:23
  Cool, I really like this product, by pecosdave2002-05-01 07:53:07
    Good boy. by myke2002-05-01 07:56:25
      I've tried everything but full screen, by pecosdave2002-05-01 08:14:10
Is the pic next to the computer the Green Man? by ALE2002-05-01 07:37:17
  Arg. Sorry! by ALE2002-05-01 07:43:48
    been there, done that........ by sonofabusch2002-05-01 07:54:49
  yes, it is, and no.... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 07:43:18
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-05-01 07:36:59
  ROFLMAO!!! by Apfel2002-05-01 09:24:47
  Moderated because... by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:23:07
    and its really not all that funny... by sketcher2002-05-01 08:36:17
      I like it. by Naruki2002-05-01 09:29:34
        i guess i have just heard it too much (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 10:07:22
  ROFL by whytwolf2002-05-01 07:38:51
LOTD by Glytch782002-05-01 07:10:52
  ShareWare offline version? by kerinsky2002-05-01 18:44:26
    Just found it by kerinsky2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *grumbles about 11* by DaNutBall2002-05-01 13:49:39
    I'm stuck there too by Buffy_Fett2002-05-01 14:08:22
  help on 8? by Ubergeek22002-05-01 09:25:01
  can someone contact me on whatever im service? by sketcher2002-05-01 08:44:53
  totally stuck on 9! by nero22002-05-01 08:00:51
  Stuck on 10, myself (n/t) by beez2002-05-01 07:48:59
  All the way, after a long time. by nin_man2002-05-01 07:21:29
    I did them a little more quickly by Didactylos2002-05-01 07:54:42
      oh look! by Didactylos2002-05-01 08:09:30
      /me grumbles about 10 by beez2002-05-01 08:00:07
        clue: by Didactylos2002-05-01 08:02:29
          Thanks -- I was stuck also! by DaNutBall2002-05-01 13:40:06
          haha, got it by beez2002-05-01 08:06:26
            I'm outside but it's not working! by nero22002-05-01 08:35:40
    yeah... its straight from hell (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 07:23:26
  Hasn't this been by Yaeger2002-05-01 07:15:50
OSOTD (Obscure Song of the Day) by dogman02002-05-01 06:34:27
  Hmmm Hm Hm Hmm-Hmmm, Hmmm Hm Hm Hmm-Hmmm by toller_dad2002-05-01 13:00:13
  And how many people... by WhizGidget2002-05-01 06:39:11
    hehe, I think a few, at least... by dogman02002-05-01 06:42:45
      Or not... by dogman02002-05-01 06:43:08
Linux Dumb Newbie Questions by gorgar2002-05-01 06:12:06
  #2 by whytwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  About #2 by dogman02002-05-01 06:24:11
  answers! by DaNutBall2002-05-01 06:22:51
    media by floyd lloyd2002-05-01 07:27:40
I feel pretty dumb... by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:11:11
  my first impression.... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 07:52:51
    now that's by whytwolf2002-05-01 07:55:08
  'At'-sign by Ruud2002-05-01 06:17:14
    Thank you by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:36:30
      Actually... by uf-locara2002-05-01 07:23:53
        Exactly, and seeing as Nethack is a DOS game.. by Ubergeek22002-05-01 07:38:59
          Actually... by SnArL2002-05-01 08:23:20
            quicker to say what nethack doesn't run under by mcnutcase2002-05-01 09:24:28
              heh Palm is nontrivial by i0lanthe2002-05-01 20:44:10
              Naah.... by colonele2002-05-01 17:21:38
      don't feel bad by whytwolf2002-05-01 06:42:15
        Me too... by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:45:23
          Ditto by Rocket_Rose2002-05-01 07:43:17
  looks like an @ sign to me... by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 06:16:38
  i think its @ by sketcher2002-05-01 06:16:26
  Same here... by Eco2002-05-01 06:15:48
Happy Beltane! by vidar2002-05-01 05:29:01
  PARTY SKYCLAD!!! (n/t) by Kickstart2002-05-01 07:00:21
    So THAT'S why you wanted to convert. by Naruki2002-05-01 09:51:39
      Doesn't he do that anyway? by nin_man2002-05-01 09:58:51
        that reminds me by ma petite2002-05-01 10:03:50
    But be aware of... by Apfel2002-05-01 09:42:48
    Except where it's too cold. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 07:31:31
  I'll pass on the mead... by richk2002-05-01 06:53:35
    Be the Maypole, honey! by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 07:28:38
  trolling? by sonofabusch2002-05-01 06:17:23
    Not besmirching.... by vidar2002-05-01 08:06:44
      You're courting trouble, you. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 09:42:36
        Loki by vidar2002-05-01 12:40:49
    TOO FUNNY! by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 06:21:04
      no, thats be just a bit too much by sketcher2002-05-01 06:24:17
  that's not entirely appropriate language (n/t) by ma petite2002-05-01 05:52:29
    Maybe not... by Derek2002-05-01 08:15:08
  Won't the trees died if you put metal screws in em by Spisefisken2002-05-01 05:32:14
    Only if you put in a whole lot of them.... by toller_dad2002-05-01 13:15:47
Beltaine Blessings to Pagan UFies. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 05:26:38
  Found a great site about Beltaine by Glytch782006-11-19 12:55:59
  Fire Festival by Illiad2002-05-01 10:02:06
  Blessed Be Nola (n/t) by flowerchild2002-05-01 09:15:02
  Hang on a mo.... by breezeblock2002-05-01 07:41:31
    Yep, apologies to those Down Under. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 09:41:27
    I think so... by ronin_542002-05-01 09:35:52
  Erm...yeah. by nin_man2002-05-01 07:38:02
  Yay! Blessed be! by Tars_Tarkas2002-05-01 06:51:05
  Whatever Beltaine is. by bugarup2002-05-01 06:45:48
  <dragnet> by dogman02002-05-01 06:45:23
  wheeeeeeeee! Beltane!!!! by rottweiler2002-05-01 06:40:52
  Drat! Ya beat me to it, NOLA. by sieldan2002-05-01 06:04:55
  And a happy Beltaine to you NOLA by breezeblock2002-05-01 06:04:18
  Old-time religion... by Tomcat2002-05-01 05:58:44
  probably going to miss the celebration by ma petite2002-05-01 05:54:09
  Brightest Blessings to you, NOLAWitch by wwolf012002-05-01 05:35:32
    My Best Wishes to you guys by DinaFelice2002-05-01 05:52:46
      beltane is... by ma petite2002-05-01 05:55:42
haha, thats a pretty funny ad by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Slavegirl strikes again! by nin_man2002-05-01 07:09:50
    awww.... by grovella2002-05-01 09:41:31
      I still get the ads by mcnutcase2002-05-01 12:24:44
  *roflmao* by DragonLady2002-05-01 06:46:38
    whats wrong? (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 07:26:50
      just feeling a little abused .. by DragonLady2002-05-01 07:49:43
        {{dragonlady}} (n/t) by grovella2002-05-01 09:40:15
        yep, the sky's full of em by sketcher2002-05-01 08:46:23
  thanks! (n/t) by grovella2002-05-01 03:42:42
    Question for Artisticaly Inclined Slave Girl by pecosdave2002-05-01 04:49:31
      since i'm N.A.G. .... by grovella2002-05-01 09:39:02
        Another one juins the club! by nin_man2002-05-01 09:55:58
          That, in case you're wondering... by nin_man2002-05-01 09:56:51
            hmmm by grovella2002-05-01 12:50:00
              I don't know, do you? ;) (n/t) by nin_man2002-05-01 12:52:02
    i think its the tail spiral that does it by sketcher2002-05-01 04:23:36
is it just me or... (slight rant, off topic) by sketcher2002-05-01 03:20:41
  Hehe, I don't care really. by TehWinnar2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Just use a better browser... by Jacob2002-05-01 04:30:41
      Netscape (6) does this to, by pecosdave2002-05-01 04:59:39
        Try Mozilla RC1 by myke2002-05-01 06:16:09
          doesn't seem much different from the 9.9+ by pecosdave2002-05-01 09:36:07
    yeah, say POW! to pop ups by sketcher2002-05-01 04:15:52
  What ads? by ideur2002-05-01 03:36:39
    my parents pay for gas by sketcher2002-05-01 04:17:48
      Simple answer to the famine thing then by Jacob2002-05-01 04:31:45
        nawww... by sketcher2002-05-01 05:23:33
          Learning to prepare the stuff... by DinaFelice2002-05-01 05:58:32
            i can cook, i love to cook... by sketcher2002-05-01 06:19:39
  you think this is functioning normally? by Kurioz2002-05-01 03:25:15
    functioning normally by sketcher2002-05-01 03:29:30
      thats definitely by Kurioz2002-05-01 03:33:36
        no man by sketcher2002-05-01 03:34:55
          *shudders* by Kurioz2002-05-01 03:40:11
            they know what they are getting into by sketcher2002-05-01 04:19:57
              That's it by SteelZ2002-05-01 11:38:58
                tell your friends by sketcher2002-05-01 13:21:48
                  I'll do my best ;-) (n/t) by SteelZ2002-05-01 19:14:43
            what worries me is by mcnutcase2002-05-01 03:47:17
cool or cruel? by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  hehe...I want his monitor...and speakers... (n/t) by dogman02002-05-01 06:37:00
    they are from 4 years in the future by sketcher2002-05-01 07:30:37
  bother it by mcnutcase2002-05-01 02:34:51
    You mean this one? by knightsofni2006-11-19 12:55:59
      that's the bunny (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-05-01 02:40:18
        Oh definately cool (n/t) by flowerchild2002-05-01 03:47:57
this is kind of curious by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  umm...added the 12th? by dogman02002-05-01 06:46:15
    Look at the year. (n/t) by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:48:47
  Typo! by ideur2002-05-01 03:46:48
    time travel, ever heard of it? (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 04:21:08
      occam's razor by Egaeus2002-05-01 21:18:48
  more likely by mcnutcase2002-05-01 02:23:19
CSOTD by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Stop that or I'll put the hose on you... :-) (n/t) by knightsofni2002-05-01 02:23:44
    go ahead by mcnutcase2002-05-01 02:25:39
Some of yous guys might already know by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  :) by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Alright, by dogman02006-11-19 12:55:59
      Charlie Brown. (n/t) by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:50:13
    Well the strips are in the new UF book by Spisefisken2002-05-01 03:10:22
      yep :) by ma petite2002-05-01 06:01:03
Mayday webcams by knightsofni2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Did Ruck-cam go up again this year? (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-05-01 10:16:50
  Question is... by Kurioz2002-05-01 03:39:19
    I can't get there by mcnutcase2002-05-01 03:44:59
      protest songs by Kurioz2002-05-01 03:51:21
        fine by me by mcnutcase2002-05-01 03:53:36
          Levellers rule (n/t) by Kurioz2002-05-01 04:21:07
  or if the page is slow loading... by knightsofni2006-11-19 12:55:59
  don't diss crusties by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:46:14
    Ok, can I diss soap-dodgers? (n/t) by knightsofni2002-05-01 01:51:56
      no (n/t) by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:53:46
        Oh come on by knightsofni2002-05-01 01:56:39
    *fires up guitar amp, turns up to 11* by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:48:13
      *begins crowd surfing on the dead lawn* (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 02:09:49
        *stops crowd surfing on the dead lawn* by sketcher2002-05-01 02:19:16
  they tore it down? damn, thats one heckuva party (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 01:42:10
just kinda wondering... by sketcher2002-05-01 01:12:52
  Doesn't it just... by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:17:34
    In DK it is only for public servants by Spisefisken2002-05-01 01:24:08
      Nah, we wouldn't... by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:57:15
      naw we'll all just pick on you by LunarRainn2002-05-01 01:27:54
        Ouch by Spisefisken2002-05-01 01:34:58
          thats too bad... and yes waking up is good by LunarRainn2002-05-01 01:37:38
            I have emails though by Spisefisken2002-05-01 01:47:56
              been awhile since i sent an e-mail by LunarRainn2002-05-01 01:59:07
                Well I got the mail by Spisefisken2002-05-01 03:00:29
    oh, that would explain it (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 01:22:15
    not here, i'll be at work tomarrow *pouts* by LunarRainn2002-05-01 01:19:35
I want one of these! by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Lol! by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:08:55
Signs That You're Too Drunk ... by SaleGamine2002-05-01 00:58:32
  I don't have a drinking problem by KayMan2002-05-01 14:13:42
  And there I was wondering my whole life... by Apfel2002-05-01 06:08:48
  Too Drunk! by ideur2002-05-01 03:53:17
  Beer drinkers Fault Finding Guide by Kurioz2002-05-01 02:44:07
  sounds familiar... by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:02:59
    Rugby... by fore_deck2002-05-01 05:10:18
      So you're the one are you? by breezeblock2002-05-01 06:09:57
Well-balanced Song of the Day by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
Illiways, The Café at the end of the Ufiverse by slamlander2002-05-01 00:22:33
  *Pours self beer* by wheresthefish2002-05-01 10:20:03
    *comforts* by SaleGamine2002-05-01 10:34:32
      Just one of those days... by wheresthefish2002-05-01 11:12:45
  Well, that's done by treehugger2002-05-01 09:08:17
  <sings>On the road again</sings> by psych1012002-05-01 06:55:13
    Humm, and what would that be? by SaleGamine2002-05-01 07:20:30
      On the Road Again, by Willie Nelson by psych1012002-05-01 07:35:44
  g'day by treehugger2002-05-01 02:50:21
    *Gives big pile of take away fuzzies* by SaleGamine2002-05-01 07:18:43
    {{{treehugger}}} by mcnutcase2002-05-01 02:51:59
      ah, that feels better. by treehugger2002-05-01 02:53:40
  GOOOOOOD MORRRNNNING UFIE-LAAAAANNNNND!!!!! by Derek2002-05-01 01:43:24
    Hello :) by SaleGamine2002-05-01 02:01:16
      Ooh, OK... by Derek2002-05-01 02:10:34
        A very good choice by SaleGamine2002-05-01 02:11:55
          I thought so. by Derek2002-05-01 02:32:53
  Morning all by fore_deck2002-05-01 01:37:53
    {{{fore deck}}} by SaleGamine2002-05-01 02:00:12
  Boo by knightsofni2002-05-01 01:19:37
    Eeek! by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:59:01
      I guess so by knightsofni2002-05-01 02:07:05
        Nah... by SaleGamine2002-05-01 02:13:04
          Shame... by knightsofni2002-05-01 02:29:22
  i'll make up a batch of mint tea by LunarRainn2002-05-01 01:17:48
    No thanks by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:56:10
  Good morning! by SaleGamine2002-05-01 00:35:42
    good morning by mcnutcase2002-05-01 00:39:56
      Ohhh I wish it was Daystarry here. by SaleGamine2002-05-01 00:44:39
        no thankyou by mcnutcase2002-05-01 00:50:30
          Sounds good. by SaleGamine2002-05-01 00:57:37
            alas by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:11:08
              Well it's sort of worked... by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:15:46
                Ack, sorry for the typo by SaleGamine2002-05-01 01:16:38
                  that's alright by mcnutcase2002-05-01 01:49:24
      Aha! I was right... so where are... by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 00:41:13
    G'Day Right Back Atcha by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 00:37:48
      Oh, I see. by SaleGamine2002-05-01 00:41:44
Where are the UFiles? by mcnutcase2002-05-01 00:16:36
  click on Community by Egaeus2002-05-01 00:24:52
Dungeon Siege. by hardcoreprawn2002-05-01 00:13:03
  im thinking the same about ghost recon by sketcher2002-05-01 01:33:28
someone had to ask it... by ribo2002-05-01 00:06:20
  The definitive answer by Illiad2002-05-01 10:32:34
  Illiad, please settle this. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 10:14:34
    I am 100% sure it is Green Man. (n/t) by Kickstart2002-05-01 15:00:14
  Big Foot by vassago162002-05-01 08:53:12
  It's the Green Man by dogman02002-05-01 06:26:06
  Appropos of Beltaine by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 05:21:19
    Appropos! How apropos.... (n/t) by Egaeus2002-05-01 07:46:53
      Oops. Speeling Natsee come get me. (n/t) by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 09:44:28
    yep, that's the Green Man all right by ma petite2002-05-01 06:03:29
      Check your email. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 06:18:21
        aha! i was trying to figure out who sent it :) by ma petite2002-05-01 06:24:05
          He's way cool-looking. by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 07:33:16
    Appropos of Beltaine by vidar2002-05-01 05:28:15
  looks like an ink blot test to me (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 03:24:40
  Re: someone had to ask it... by Voivod2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Looks like the Necronomican by Leviathan2002-05-01 00:09:24
So, ma_petite - did you propose to him yet? ;-) (n/t) by whybird2002-05-01 00:00:48
  no mas..... by sonofabusch2002-05-01 06:11:01
  ack! by ma petite2002-05-01 06:05:32
Comment Board Trivia by Nea2002-05-01 00:00:23
  Dysfunctional Family Circus by Refried-Bean2002-05-01 01:28:13
    Afrikaans, English, IsiZulu by Caius2002-05-01 03:10:14
      The kneecap by flowerchild2002-05-01 03:17:47
        There was a terrible massacre... by feather8022002-05-01 18:10:27
        there was a civil war battle, i beleive by sketcher2002-05-01 03:21:49
          Whose civil war? by nix2002-05-01 15:03:43
            yeah, the us civil war (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 17:53:49
          oops, 5 (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 03:22:34
            Bah by flowerchild2002-05-01 03:41:27
      knee cap by sketcher2002-05-01 03:12:52
        New question -- probably too obscure by sarekofvulcan2002-05-01 14:15:52
Translations by intx2002-05-01 00:00:03
  German / Deutsch by FraggyTheUndead2002-05-03 11:53:29
  Íslenska/Icelandic by Lady-Luna2002-05-01 14:16:41
  Latin by Caius2002-05-01 03:24:09
Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-05-01 00:00:02
  Adiplomat by adiplomat2002-05-01 22:53:17
  Capt. X by special_ed2002-05-01 20:53:03
    Pork?! PORK?!?! by Capt. X2002-05-01 21:01:51
      Well.... by special_ed2002-05-01 21:11:27
        I regret nothing! Or at least nothing I admit to. by Capt. X2002-05-01 21:23:47
          Well, it's going to be kind of hard... by special_ed2002-05-01 21:32:04
            Aw, that charge would never stick. by Capt. X2002-05-01 21:49:56
              Oh my GOD! by special_ed2002-05-01 22:01:55
  Nea by Capt. X2002-05-01 15:53:48
    Woohoo! by special_ed2002-05-01 20:27:10
    Oh I don't know by Nea2002-05-01 16:24:30
    Re: #2 & #5 by Kickstart2002-05-01 16:00:52
      Oh? by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:55:59
        *guffaw* by skeegenin2002-05-01 16:54:47
          *sob* by Nea2002-05-01 17:26:29
            Ah but you had! by skeegenin2002-05-01 18:10:32
              Bring them over by Nea2002-05-01 19:06:44
                Musch bedder, indeed. by skeegenin2002-05-01 19:14:20
                  Jello shot war! by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:38:08
                    Woo hoo! by Nea2002-05-01 19:44:21
                      Yeah, but the easier a target... by skeegenin2002-05-01 19:49:30
                      Whee!! by Sehmket2002-05-01 19:46:13
                        Mrfph... by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:55:10
                          Not the guac! by Nea2002-05-01 20:04:49
                            Ok, so it WAS the guacamole I landed in. by Capt. X2002-05-01 20:37:19
                              I thin' I know by Nea2002-05-01 21:06:53
                                Hrm.. Frrmbll... by Capt. X2002-05-01 21:19:43
                                I think you've had enough, missy! by special_ed2002-05-01 21:15:12
                                *protests weakly* by Nea2002-05-01 21:30:14
                                Hey.... by special_ed2002-05-01 21:34:55
                                *Looks down* by Nea2002-05-01 21:48:39
                                Huuwhuhh??? by Capt. X2002-05-01 22:02:00
                                unnngh, tanks I thunk by Nea2002-05-01 22:17:48
                                Bodka? Chewbodka's in the freeezer? by Capt. X2002-05-01 22:24:52
                  But if you hold them under by Nea2002-05-01 19:34:05
                    Unless you overflow the tank... by skeegenin2002-05-01 19:51:28
                      But by then by Nea2002-05-01 19:56:45
              *eyes go wide* by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:23:33
                Woot. Forget the computer industry... by skeegenin2002-05-01 18:29:39
                  ... by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:36:52
      Aw shucks by Nea2002-05-01 16:29:19
      Hey, yeah? by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:06:18
        Lust, Cap'n...pure lust. (n/t) by Kickstart2002-05-01 17:07:27
  Ralph Klein by nix2002-05-01 15:46:55
  nin_man (the forgotten ones) by skeegenin2002-05-01 15:11:19
    You forgot... by special_ed2002-05-01 20:33:29
  special_ed, because he asked for it by nin_man2002-05-01 14:39:18
    HA! by special_ed2002-05-01 14:47:33
      The phrase "Whipped" comes to mind. by Naruki2002-05-01 20:26:49
        No, you'd... by special_ed2002-05-01 20:36:12
          You sure you didn't say: by Naruki2002-05-01 20:41:44
  Kickstart, addendum. by special_ed2002-05-01 14:37:13
    You just wait.... (n/t) by Kickstart2002-05-01 15:00:36
      Is that a threat? by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:19:34
        I wonder... by Naruki2002-05-01 19:08:52
          Aaaiiigghhh!!! by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:27:48
  lessa by special_ed2002-05-01 14:31:39
    She doesn't need to say #4 by Nea2002-05-01 15:45:32
  nin_man, redux by special_ed2002-05-01 13:47:29
    Convert the whole thing to British spelling. ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-05-01 14:05:10
    That's probably the most dead-on... by nin_man2002-05-01 13:52:57
  Lawyers by Kickstart2002-05-01 13:45:25
  sketcher... ok, this is my real, not crap one by sketcher2002-05-01 13:30:21
  My Mother by feather8022002-05-01 11:48:52
    moms... by mr.coffee2002-05-01 13:22:29
  Naruki by Capt. X2002-05-01 11:04:01
    For #1 you don't even need the tags. by Naruki2002-05-01 20:34:45
      Shares tongue fungus? by Capt. X2002-05-01 20:58:44
    Addendum, Naruki. by special_ed2002-05-01 13:50:15
    Ad. #6 by Spisefisken2002-05-01 13:38:55
  a troll by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 10:29:26
    Are you kidding? by nin_man2002-05-01 10:31:39
      Are you comparing Naruki to a troll? by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 10:35:06
        Shall I compare thee to a summer's troll? by nin_man2002-05-01 10:58:02
          the bard would be proud. by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 13:43:49
            Wow, very nice. by nin_man2002-05-01 13:55:36
              You've got nothing to fear from Shakespeare. by Capt. X2002-05-01 14:47:37
                Oh, not that debate... by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 15:06:11
                  Impossible. by Capt. X2002-05-01 15:54:35
                    And all of HIS work was secretly written by by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 15:58:25
                      Hold on. by Capt. X2002-05-01 16:01:28
            Now we're in trouble by Nea2002-05-01 13:47:11
              Somehow... by nin_man2002-05-01 13:49:32
        Since the premise was what they WOULDN'T say, by chuckab2002-05-01 10:52:03
          Have you ever heard a troll admit wrongness? by NOLAWitch2002-05-01 10:55:56
  Yohimbe by Capt. X2002-05-01 10:05:37
    Hey, waitaminnit... by nin_man2002-05-01 11:08:40
  Videodude by videodude2002-05-01 09:56:52
  Capt X. by Kickstart2002-05-01 08:32:51
  Al Gore by Logika2002-05-01 07:54:16
    I have an admission to make by Kickstart2002-05-01 13:38:12
      ... by Sehmket2002-05-01 18:35:02
        Never. by Capt. X2002-05-01 19:23:47
          Ewww... by Sehmket2002-05-01 19:41:51
  Migiizis by pecosdave2002-05-01 07:22:23
    I should hope he wouldn't say... by nin_man2002-05-01 07:35:55
      i guess in his mind... by sketcher2002-05-01 09:08:17
    I would say number one by Migiizis2002-05-01 07:25:31
  And now, bugarup by nin_man2002-05-01 07:07:12
    Heheheh ... by bugarup2002-05-01 12:37:56
  BlurOfSerenity by nin_man2002-05-01 07:03:23
    bwahaha! by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 07:07:47
      You know, that was next on my list. by nin_man2002-05-01 07:11:24
        You forgot to Americanize it... by Naruki2002-05-01 09:44:14
        They sound like republicans (n/t) by Egaeus2002-05-01 08:37:38
          they're about as far right by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 09:15:42
            Sounds like it by Egaeus2002-05-01 23:24:06
            There another party, you know. by nin_man2002-05-01 09:28:19
              Can you copy newspapers by by Naruki2002-05-01 09:42:25
              We do actually have the "Natural Law Party". by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 09:32:49
                Wasn't there a "Rhinoceros Party" at one time? by nix2002-05-01 15:23:57
                  Yes there was... by feather8022002-05-01 17:29:21
                    Or... by nin_man2002-05-01 17:34:18
                      I will! by feather8022002-05-01 19:09:33
                I think that may BE your Silly Party. by nin_man2002-05-01 09:35:37
                  That lot are sane... by wheresthefish2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  It's obvious you see.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 09:55:55
                    Oh, I get it. by nin_man2002-05-01 10:03:05
                      exactly! by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 10:12:38
  nin_man, in no particular order ... by bugarup2002-05-01 06:43:40
    both bugarup and Blur forgot... by Zandermann2002-05-01 16:40:21
    gahhh! same post a minute apart! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 06:44:27
      Great minds think alike ;) (n/t) by bugarup2002-05-01 06:47:25
        unfortunately, so do yours (n/t) by sketcher2002-05-01 09:02:45
  nin_man by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 06:42:05
    Bwahahahaha! by nin_man2002-05-01 06:46:52
  pecosdave by Migiizis2002-05-01 06:31:16
    Somewhat disagree with 10 by pecosdave2002-05-01 09:49:17
  ...me... by Apfel2002-05-01 06:22:23
  What I won't say by DaNutBall2002-05-01 06:12:46
  Kickstart by pecosdave2002-05-01 04:43:23
    :) by Kickstart2002-05-01 07:04:00
  Management Consultant by flowerchild2002-05-01 03:33:20
    Hahahaha by Logika2002-05-01 07:58:04
  _Illiad_ by Capt. X2002-05-01 03:29:50
    SWEEEEEET DOOD!!!!!!!!!1 by sketcher2002-05-01 03:34:12
      That's because... by Tars_Tarkas2002-05-01 06:41:55
        rotflmaocamsip by sketcher2002-05-01 07:33:48
  AJ by treehugger2002-05-01 03:01:46
  ... Kickstart... by Caius2002-05-01 02:59:25
    LOL (n/t) by DinaFelice2002-05-01 06:57:44
  i'd like to say by sketcher2002-05-01 01:30:42
    ih, and thats my answer to the qotd by sketcher2002-05-01 07:35:13
  Tony Blair by mcnutcase2002-05-01 00:38:29
    Well, hey, he's the UK's answer to by Logika2002-05-01 08:01:17
      trade you Blair for Bush by Egaeus2002-05-01 08:40:25
        Would only take Bush... by flowerchild2002-05-01 12:55:54
          Do we have to _drown_ them? by Nea2002-05-01 13:23:26
    he doesn't have to lie to the press by Kurioz2002-05-01 04:24:02
    :-) by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 00:40:06
  Jean Chretien by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 00:18:18
    You missed "Albertans are good people" (n/t) by nix2002-05-01 15:11:14
    What's wrong with Paul Martin by cural2002-05-01 07:22:56
      Well, let's see.... by Kickstart2002-05-01 12:47:32
        Methinks you should read his post first :-) by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 13:16:13
          You in BC? by Kickstart2002-05-01 13:35:41
            Yep. by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 13:55:32
              <Deleted><Deleted>2002-05-01 19:28:19
                moderated for double post (n/t) by Nea2002-05-01 19:51:16
                  My first moderation... by feather8022002-05-01 19:59:52
                    a good craftperson by nimdokk2002-05-01 20:11:31
              Yes, Vote Green! by feather8022002-05-01 19:27:30
                Native treaty negotiations... by ag_wyvern2002-05-01 22:39:29
    Felgercarb? (n/t) by myke2002-05-01 06:48:10
      Felgercarb? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 06:53:24
        Swearing substitute on Cattlecar Gospastica (n/t) by justncase2002-05-01 06:54:35
          Cattlecar Gospastica? (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-05-01 06:55:58
            I'm sorry. :) Battlestar Galactica. by justncase2002-05-01 07:55:22
  Here are 10 things you'll NEVER hear ME say: by lord_dolphin2002-05-01 00:03:58
    Ah, the one with the easiest to type response by whybird2002-05-01 00:05:42

 

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