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Strip for Feb 09, 2002
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SUPER MEGA WOWZER HOT HOT MIRANDA PORN!!! by Capt. X2006-11-19 12:55:59
The Latecomers club by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 21:11:14
  Delurk. So what are you all doing at this hour? by mikosullivan2002-02-09 23:23:48
    I'm in the same time-zone as the board. by slamlander2002-02-09 23:45:27
      Well do you think of it as late? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:49:59
        I go by sleep-cycles. It's still early. by slamlander2002-02-09 23:57:45
        it's quarter of 3 in the morning by crazysteve2002-02-09 23:51:17
          That's one criterion :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:55:27
            eh, sober. <nt> by crazysteve2002-02-10 00:02:53
    Well not for me :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:39:56
  *plops on UF couch* by DaNutBall2002-02-09 23:14:07
    Oh, dr*t! I wanted to sit there. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:20:22
      *pixel resolve in* Boo! by slamlander2002-02-09 23:55:28
      awwww... by DaNutBall2002-02-09 23:47:34
  How to drive people nuts: by Relyc2002-02-09 23:10:24
  ok by crazysteve2002-02-09 22:45:08
    Hard to say really by SaleGamine2002-02-09 22:49:45
  Tis morning here, but may I still join in? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 22:43:48
    sure you can come in by crazysteve2002-02-09 22:45:58
      Oh that's nice of you :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 22:51:17
        a who? <nt> by crazysteve2002-02-09 23:05:56
          Sorry, sorry typo there by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:18:27
            ahh by crazysteve2002-02-09 23:25:00
              Ok, by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:40:55
                cool by crazysteve2002-02-09 23:54:39
  Hi by Caroljoy2002-02-09 22:31:05
    hiya carol... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 22:39:09
  Heh heh heh... by Little Geek2002-02-09 22:30:23
    kuh-THOOL-hoo by crazysteve2002-02-09 22:36:54
      On the Call of Cthulhu game. by Little Geek2002-02-09 22:38:19
        well hey by crazysteve2002-02-09 22:39:36
  Let the rave begin! by cayliel2002-02-09 21:58:54
    looky here now... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 22:02:36
      uh.... hiding? by cayliel2002-02-09 22:06:51
        I thionk I had a few... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 22:35:58
          done. by cayliel2002-02-09 22:50:11
        Here you go. by Arcanum2002-02-09 22:19:13
  Hello. Goodnight. (n/t) by adiplomat2002-02-09 21:47:23
    hey dip... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 21:48:18
  I'm here but soon off to watch the news by Arienadean2002-02-09 21:21:35
    hmm it wasn't on tonight by Arienadean2002-02-09 23:37:41
    have fun.... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 21:31:01
      Your welcome :) by Arienadean2002-02-09 21:35:58
        sounds great.... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 21:43:13
          I don't have that one by Arienadean2002-02-09 22:04:50
  Hey hey! by Nickface2002-02-09 21:20:03
    so long as you are here... by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 21:26:33
Anyone know why w2k is so slow transfering... by pantherace2002-02-09 20:51:57
  Windows by phezult2002-02-10 00:03:38
  That ain't right... by slamlander2002-02-09 21:03:26
    not much tweaking. by pantherace2002-02-09 21:31:53
  I could be by Arcanum2002-02-09 21:03:26
    cable ok, maybe reg problems by pantherace2002-02-09 21:46:15
      Basically by Arcanum2002-02-09 21:52:23
        Found something. by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I must conclude that windows 2000 is the problem.. by Beavis2002-02-09 20:54:37
Don't you love by dogman02002-02-09 20:13:55
  must be one of the people who can't count. by pantherace2002-02-09 20:33:18
Dilbert by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I think that by dogman02002-02-09 20:12:32
  Maybe he's... by Kickstart2002-02-09 20:04:55
    Maybe that's what happenned to me by mikosullivan2002-02-09 21:03:39
    Maybe that's why marketers are all hype... by DaNutBall2002-02-09 20:33:23
  He's suggesting that the by Naruki2002-02-09 19:42:30
  I think Scott Adams is implying... by nin_man2002-02-09 19:41:11
    *BG* (n/t) by Medentic2002-02-10 05:01:12
    LOL!!! (n/t) by mikosullivan2002-02-09 19:49:20
the last panel by mean_patrol2002-02-09 19:07:05
  Ya know... by nin_man2002-02-09 19:27:37
    surely not by nawft2002-02-09 19:31:55
      Don't know many women, do you? by nin_man2002-02-09 20:20:28
        No they're not. It's just Out Of Band. (n/t) by slamlander2002-02-09 21:07:21
        it's called vindictiveness, by cayliel2002-02-09 20:32:11
          d'oh. by cayliel2002-02-09 20:35:01
      They just pretend to be. (n/t) by Beavis2002-02-09 20:17:37
      We're never by Arcanum2002-02-09 19:45:31
        I think he's really just by nawft2002-02-09 20:45:33
LOL!!!!!! by mikosullivan2002-02-09 18:40:39
I'm a woman. by nin_man2002-02-09 17:54:20
  I know why! by mortaine2002-02-09 22:26:24
  You think that's bad... by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 21:55:50
  You must be getting old. by Beavis2002-02-09 18:32:51
  Hey, if you think that's bad... by Nickface2002-02-09 18:17:36
  I'd say that isn't bad.... by krupa2002-02-09 18:03:37
Bad coffee by Krups2002-02-09 17:23:21
  Orinoco all the way! by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
  802.11 by SteelReign2002-02-09 17:57:19
  802.11b by glytch782002-02-09 17:35:32
gah! infuriating computers... by cayliel2002-02-09 16:14:00
  *ahem* by stoutman_20012002-02-09 19:14:43
    did that about 6 times... by cayliel2002-02-09 19:18:14
  since nothing seems to be working... by cayliel2002-02-09 18:16:51
    lovely. by cayliel2002-02-09 19:10:00
  Would you be running Windows by any chance? (n/t) by Beavis2002-02-09 16:55:43
    but of course. by cayliel2002-02-09 17:16:04
      I've Installed Solaris on Intel by Beavis2002-02-09 17:44:49
        i'm not using an Intel machine. by cayliel2002-02-09 21:43:33
  easy... by pantherace2002-02-09 16:19:06
    supposedly by cayliel2002-02-09 16:22:03
      complex conditional + computer = not working (n/t) by pantherace2002-02-09 16:26:29
  Isn't this the best way to spend a Saturday? by nin_man2002-02-09 16:17:56
    operative word _should_ :) by cayliel2002-02-09 16:49:24
      Sounds like it might be... by Arcanum2002-02-09 16:51:29
    or get a linux cd :) by pantherace2002-02-09 16:23:28
      How's that easier and faster? by nin_man2002-02-09 16:31:33
        having just installed linux on a machine with by pantherace2002-02-09 20:41:33
        I don't think it's supposed to be easier. by Beavis2002-02-09 17:00:09
        Not to mention... by Arcanum2002-02-09 16:39:33
          Because then the OS will force him to resolve .... by Beavis2002-02-09 16:58:14
            First of all... by Arcanum2002-02-09 17:02:50
              yeah whatever. by Beavis2002-02-09 21:00:06
                What? by Arcanum2002-02-09 21:36:14
                  sure. by Beavis2002-02-10 08:10:30
                that sounds a tiny bit spiteful.... by cayliel2002-02-09 21:17:52
                  I dunno by Beavis2002-02-10 08:08:06
    and you claim by cayliel2002-02-09 16:20:38
      It's habit. by nin_man2002-02-09 16:22:41
        no defence, you are a geek (n/t) by pantherace2002-02-09 16:24:53
          Um. by nin_man2002-02-09 16:28:24
            If you're lucky. (Signed - a helpdesk tech) (n/t) by adiplomat2002-02-09 16:50:23
              I wasn't saying in all cases... by pantherace2002-02-09 20:31:33
                no by crazysteve2002-02-09 21:11:58
Critical IP sucks. by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You think their telemarketing is bad.... by Stavros2006-11-19 12:55:59
    speaking of telemarketing by nawft2002-02-09 16:13:39
  Nither cp or c is evil compared to spammers and... by pantherace2002-02-09 15:43:49
Who will win? by pantherace2002-02-09 15:38:49
  well, by Shanock2002-02-09 16:57:16
    Thus throwing out the delicate balance by fredf2002-02-09 20:15:26
    naaah by dogman02002-02-09 20:07:15
GRRR... Qwest (hereby refered to as Qwrap) sent a by i_am_pi2002-02-09 15:15:14
  you don't want to hear by nimdokk2002-02-09 19:59:41
  Qwest/Qwrap is a pack of theives by dogman02002-02-09 16:54:10
    $40 a month for DSL? by nin_man2002-02-09 17:21:05
      yes...but... by dogman02002-02-09 17:27:13
    we were well aware of the cost. AND they're the by i_am_pi2002-02-09 17:21:04
Gather ye UFies while you may by Naruki2002-02-09 15:04:03
  You have an IDE network card? by Stavros2002-02-09 15:07:00
    Sorta like the SCSI ethernet card? by DaNutBall2002-02-09 15:13:07
    In the words of the immortal Homer... by Naruki2002-02-09 15:11:47
      I believe you mean D'oh! by nawft2002-02-09 15:14:56
        I believe I mean Doh! by Naruki2002-02-09 15:15:58
          Naruk'Incorrect by mean_patrol2006-11-19 12:55:59
          It's a contraction of D'oh D'oh by nawft2002-02-09 15:34:13
            Actually, in the script... by skeegenin2002-02-09 15:45:20
              What script? by Naruki2002-02-09 15:53:22
                can't trust that text by nawft2002-02-09 16:09:51
                  Is this teletext subtitles we're talking about? by Stavros2002-02-09 16:20:14
                    I think so by nawft2002-02-09 16:26:27
              One of the episodes was called (IIRC)... by Stavros2002-02-09 15:51:22
      Hmmmm..... by that logic, I am immortal. by Stavros2002-02-09 15:14:51
        Fallen off a mountain recently? by Naruki2002-02-09 15:17:28
          When was he eaten by Ned Flanders? by Stavros2002-02-09 15:19:53
            Do so count! by Naruki2002-02-09 15:22:27
              Never seen that one... by Stavros2002-02-09 15:26:46
                It was a spoof of by Naruki2002-02-09 15:29:35
                Yes, but, as we ALL know, by adiplomat2002-02-09 15:28:46
                  Actually, when it's finally down to by Naruki2002-02-09 15:31:10
                    I give him 5 years... by fredf2002-02-09 20:17:55
                      I'll never be on the Darwin awards. by nin_man2002-02-09 20:22:12
TTTGTBT by SaleGamine2002-02-09 14:44:21
  Good Night ... by Medentic2002-02-09 16:26:14
  {{{SaleGamine}}} sleep well :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-02-09 15:03:55
  G'night. by gaygeek2002-02-09 14:52:07
HTT by pantherace2002-02-09 14:36:33
  I get to... by Sehmket2002-02-09 18:48:17
    Oh, and... by Sehmket2002-02-09 18:50:23
  Mmmm. Nonfat Mocha by mortaine2002-02-09 17:00:01
    The purpose of existence... by dogman02002-02-09 17:28:41
      Nope. by mortaine2002-02-09 22:20:13
  swords! by Shanock2002-02-09 16:54:01
  cross-country skiing by Caius2002-02-09 15:10:10
  Today. by gaygeek2002-02-09 14:42:41
Who's watching the Winter Olympics? by DaNutBall2002-02-09 14:33:23
  can you say.... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 22:17:09
  I love the Olympics!!! by mikosullivan2002-02-09 18:46:57
    OTOH, I'm not actually watching them by mikosullivan2002-02-09 22:28:22
  You know what? by dogman02002-02-09 16:51:48
    Your park and Ride story reminds me by Paphos2002-02-09 20:11:44
  Unabashedly, moi (off and on) by Paphos2002-02-09 16:04:53
    badminton rocks... by dogman02002-02-09 17:08:42
      totally with you... by Kurioz2002-02-09 17:19:51
  Maybe we can get through salt lake city faster by pantherace2002-02-09 14:52:10
    SL finished their freeways in time for the Games by Rellik2002-02-09 15:25:09
      Not if it's like Atlanta in '96. by Naruki2002-02-09 15:28:33
        "Widened the ROADS"? LOL! by adiplomat2002-02-09 15:33:32
          Do your worst. by Naruki2002-02-09 15:54:55
            Anyone for a seance? by nin_man2002-02-09 16:07:35
              OK, what's the General Sherman reference? (n/t) by Paphos2002-02-09 16:15:05
                Back during.. by nin_man2002-02-09 16:24:35
                  Oh, I thought Sherman was more recent... by Paphos2002-02-09 16:28:48
                    Dumb? Nah. by nin_man2002-02-09 16:32:56
                      Also... by Naruki2002-02-09 19:48:17
  I saw a bit on a show that makes fun of it by Spisefisken2002-02-09 14:39:32
  I slept last night away. by nin_man2002-02-09 14:36:01
    Northern North America ;-) by DaNutBall2002-02-09 15:09:42
    Someone's a little jealous by Naruki2002-02-09 14:53:24
  Nope. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 14:35:51
Is this bad? by krupa2002-02-09 13:11:27
  You're turning into an old-school hacker by DaNutBall2002-02-09 15:10:51
  IMHO by aether2002-02-09 14:36:54
    I am by mirage2002-02-09 14:50:03
      doesn't mean anything by aether2002-02-09 18:59:05
      that could be a good thing... by cayliel2002-02-09 14:52:35
        but by mirage2002-02-09 14:54:47
  I hope, 'cuz by StSz2002-02-09 14:34:15
    ^^^^ supposed to be "I hope NOT, 'cuz" (n/t) by StSz2002-02-09 14:35:27
  Depends by mirage2002-02-09 13:30:35
    heck, i use by cayliel2002-02-09 14:09:17
      He. I've seen that. by Naruki2002-02-09 14:12:03
    Intel... by krupa2002-02-09 13:32:14
      Insanity then ;) (n/t) by mirage2002-02-09 13:33:36
  That sort of thing is completely normal... by Stavros2002-02-09 13:26:24
    LOL.... (n/t) by krupa2002-02-09 13:30:42
  It's perfectly normal. YOU, on the other hand... by Naruki2002-02-09 13:22:41
  my advice by nimdokk2002-02-09 13:16:22
    That's good advice... by krupa2002-02-09 13:27:33
      Probably. by Naruki2002-02-09 13:29:53
        hmm by nimdokk2002-02-09 13:41:27
  oh I'd say thats normal enough by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:15:22
    When I was in school the first time... by krupa2002-02-09 13:24:51
      I remember when I first started at my last job... by fredf2002-02-09 13:26:52
    Then you're not normal >:) (n/t) by sergio1002002-02-09 13:16:44
      Why? Is normal a good thing? by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:33:56
  Depends by sergio1002002-02-09 13:15:15
Networking Question by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 12:25:23
  NETBEUI by John Napkintosh2002-02-09 18:27:42
    NETBUI don't route for squat! by slamlander2002-02-09 21:19:11
    NetBEUI is for girlies. by nin_man2002-02-09 19:24:09
  It's Alive!! by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 13:22:46
  I had a like problem by Arienadean2002-02-09 12:39:54
    What I do is have 2 NIC's by Naruki2002-02-09 12:43:53
      We tried that by Arienadean2002-02-09 12:50:41
        He's clueless. by Naruki2002-02-09 12:55:16
          Well with things by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:07:22
            I stand by my assertion of his cluedness. by Naruki2002-02-09 13:20:16
              Here by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:31:14
      Thanks, I may try that. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 12:48:02
        This works for me because by Naruki2002-02-09 12:51:08
  Use their Names by Arjuna2002-02-09 12:34:44
    I already have... by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 12:40:05
      What mine told me to do is by Naruki2002-02-09 12:45:33
Ultimate Gags... what's your's? by glytch782002-02-09 12:25:15
  Simple, but stylish. by adiplomat2002-02-09 15:46:31
    Dvorak by svelbardt2002-02-09 21:24:45
    oh yes... by dogman02002-02-09 17:01:20
    Tryin'k number 1.... (n/t) by Beavis2002-02-09 16:15:51
  Courtesy of work by gaygeek2002-02-09 15:08:06
  About two years ago... by Stavros2002-02-09 13:14:00
    hmm... by pantherace2002-02-09 14:47:56
  I used to write autoexec.bat files by Naruki2002-02-09 12:49:16
    "Press ALT+SHIFT+F4+V+ESC+TAB+P+F12 to continue.." (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 13:16:35
      hit reset to continue *g* (n/t) by thunderbyte2002-02-09 16:51:31
      He he he. by Naruki2002-02-09 13:25:38
        ha ha ha by dogman02002-02-09 16:58:18
  I thought.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 12:31:23
    That was my first thought as well :) (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:03:44
    :) - Indeed. (n/t) by Beavis2002-02-09 16:16:18
Linux/DSL Question by nimdokk2002-02-09 11:02:00
  Just a quick thought by doormat2002-02-09 12:19:43
  Is it the by bellator2002-02-09 11:25:38
    i've set by nimdokk2002-02-09 12:02:36
      Routing tables, perhaps? by nhaggin2002-02-09 12:21:10
        sonuvamonkey! by nimdokk2002-02-09 12:26:46
      Have you set the default route by aix tom2002-02-09 12:11:56
I was wondering... by Bobckat2002-02-09 11:01:50
  Irony by mortaine2002-02-09 17:04:21
This is annoying(not a family rant, a win98 prob) by i_am_pi2002-02-09 10:48:13
  It's fixed ok? by i_am_pi2002-02-09 14:29:34
    maybe by Arienadean2002-02-09 15:05:41
  To stop Scandisk on bootup in win98... by fredf2002-02-09 13:17:17
  By "keeps on saying" do you mean by Naruki2002-02-09 13:00:53
  grr.... i let the thing finish and no badsectors. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-02-09 12:26:09
    Is there a thing in windows by Arienadean2002-02-09 12:57:08
  Have you tried by egaeus2002-02-09 10:50:28
    it's a 15 gig drive that has their car database on by i_am_pi2002-02-09 10:52:11
      Always let the scan finish. (n/t) by bellator2002-02-09 10:54:14
        it wants to do a com*plete* SURFACE scan!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-02-09 10:55:40
          i'd say let it finish by nimdokk2002-02-09 11:06:24
          Yeah, so. by bellator2002-02-09 11:03:45
            ok, ok.... (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-02-09 11:04:58
              Also I forget if it's win98 or not by kryztofer2002-02-09 11:17:57
      rather the dvd has the car db, not the hard drive (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-02-09 10:54:03
Linksys Router - Turn NAT Off? by EPA1532002-02-09 09:10:51
  re: Linksys Router - Turn NAT Off? by DMDx862002-02-09 09:31:40
IT rage-- we all know it by Paphos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Well this is what I got! by Apfel2002-02-09 08:35:02
    thats what i got too by nimdokk2002-02-09 10:50:57
      I got this - after never/rarely for everything .. by DragonLady2002-02-09 22:28:01
        Neither do I. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 22:56:37
  *relaxing sigh* by glytch782002-02-09 08:25:46
    Yeah, makes me laugh (cry) by Paphos2002-02-09 09:22:45
      Same here by SaleGamine2002-02-09 14:41:19
      Good link by superflippy2002-02-09 09:45:28
        Heh. by Naruki2002-02-09 13:04:21
        Pssst! Yoo-hooo ...Superflippy... by Paphos2002-02-09 10:03:06
      It was right on for me. by nin_man2002-02-09 09:25:05
        Hi! by Naruki2002-02-09 13:03:06
          You're a constant source of amusement. by nin_man2002-02-09 13:56:03
          Of course he does. by mwq2002-02-09 13:07:53
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-02-09 08:16:03
  I got a copy of Win XP Pro... by Halcyon2002-02-09 10:25:18
  Cisco 678 by nimdokk2002-02-09 09:42:05
DSL Router. by glytch782002-02-09 08:06:46
  What is the alternative to NAT? by egaeus2002-02-09 09:36:09
  I suggest D-Link DL-804. (n/t) by bellator2002-02-09 08:26:31
    I'm not happy with my Linksys BEFSR41 by JGAG2002-02-10 13:41:23
    Found a DI-704P for under $100 by glytch782002-02-09 08:55:22
      What is nat? (n/t) by bellator2002-02-09 09:05:59
        Network Address Translation by egaeus2002-02-09 09:28:18
        Network Address Translation if I remember right. by fredf2002-02-09 09:26:13
        Those little bugs that fly around. by nin_man2002-02-09 09:08:35
      DI 704 uses nat (n/t) by migiizis2002-02-09 08:56:26
        can you turn it off? (n/t) by glytch782002-02-09 09:00:09
          No by migiizis2002-02-09 17:08:05
          No (n/t) by bellator2002-02-09 09:32:42
  I would suggest by nimdokk2002-02-09 08:10:35
    price? by glytch782002-02-09 08:22:53
      hmm by nimdokk2002-02-09 09:33:07
        here's the setup by glytch782002-02-09 11:09:35
          Then... by bellator2002-02-09 11:16:31
            For gaming by glytch782002-02-09 11:25:13
              After extensive testing... by glytch782002-02-09 11:49:37
              Yep. by bellator2002-02-09 11:44:31
Alpha geek faceoff -- Test your might. by Capt. X2002-02-09 07:43:30
  Don't know about geeky... by Nickface2002-02-09 18:28:22
    Not disgusting at all. by Naruki2002-02-09 19:55:49
  Don't vote for me! by Chumley882002-02-09 17:23:16
    Clarification by Chumley882002-02-09 17:35:28
      Further clarification by nin_man2002-02-09 17:48:32
        They already think I'm daft by Chumley882002-02-09 18:07:50
          Ha! He said "wibble"! by Capt. X2002-02-09 19:46:33
  Not Me by Naruki2002-02-09 13:10:37
    Sounds like a classic case of denial. by Capt. X2002-02-09 16:54:12
      Looks like Naruki's in the lead. :P (n/t) by nin_man2002-02-09 17:19:08
        Well, that all depends on how you by Naruki2002-02-09 19:54:46
          The thing about earthworms... by nin_man2002-02-09 20:11:06
        So geeks are earthworms, metaphorically speaking? by Capt. X2002-02-09 19:34:30
    Note to self: by nin_man2002-02-09 13:58:15
      I'll have to reconnect my by Naruki2002-02-09 14:06:19
        What? by nin_man2002-02-09 14:16:02
          You mean *gasp* by Naruki2002-02-09 14:57:02
            I would, because I'm evil. by nin_man2002-02-09 15:59:36
              Doilies? by Naruki2002-02-09 16:02:27
  Sun Certified Linux networking geek by eufaula2002-02-09 13:10:15
    Knows it how well? by Naruki2002-02-09 13:28:47
  Vote for Capt. X by bartof2002-02-09 10:12:04
    Capt. X! by adiplomat2002-02-09 10:22:33
      sorry man by bartof2002-02-10 09:06:57
      Aw, shucks... by Capt. X2002-02-09 17:15:39
      Eeeee! by nin_man2002-02-09 10:25:22
        "Eww, what happenned to him?" by skeegenin2002-02-09 10:59:05
          *snort* by nin_man2002-02-09 11:00:49
            Then my work here is done. (n/t) by skeegenin2002-02-09 11:02:40
  Tech support by bartof2002-02-09 09:53:57
  I have by bellator2002-02-09 08:31:12
    phreeoo! by dogman02002-02-09 08:58:13
      Hold on a sec... by Arcanum2002-02-09 09:02:03
        If you run a win enviroment by bellator2002-02-09 09:06:58
          All that would tell me by Arcanum2002-02-09 09:31:36
            Ok by bellator2002-02-09 09:36:41
              *nods* by Arcanum2002-02-09 09:45:11
                Your right. by bellator2002-02-09 10:16:57
                  Does it beat ZoneAlarm? by Naruki2002-02-09 13:08:36
                    ZoneAlarm sux, does it beat PIX or CheckPoint? (n/t) by slamlander2002-02-09 22:25:52
              So you're saying by egaeus2002-02-09 09:37:39
                It doesn't by bellator2002-02-09 09:39:21
                  That's the default setting. by Naruki2002-02-09 13:09:18
                    That's not good. by bellator2002-02-09 13:15:53
  I've been by nimdokk2002-02-09 08:08:26
  Rules addendum: by Capt. X2002-02-09 07:52:46
Hey KickStart, howza bout some diary changes? by slamlander2002-02-09 05:16:32
  if you'll check kickstart's diary, he briefly... by Ma Petite2002-02-09 07:42:11
    in fact it is discussed right... by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
Hmm.... by archnerd2002-02-09 04:49:17
  Now that would be interesting, let's see if by mwq2002-02-09 12:38:47
  personally, I think it's the Chief's turn (n/t) by TehWinnar2002-02-09 06:21:40
RE: Yesterday's thread.. by Unicorn2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I've just started by legato2002-02-09 18:27:29
  okay, enough of this. by dogman02002-02-09 18:07:40
    very true but.. by InShadows2002-02-09 18:14:18
  For your enjoyment. by alfapiep2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Sure... by dogman02002-02-09 17:54:18
      uh-oh by dogman02002-02-09 18:00:10
        check by alfapiep2006-11-19 12:55:59
        lending a helping hand.. by InShadows2006-11-19 12:55:59
          nononono by alfapiep2002-02-09 18:13:49
    I will volunteer.. by InShadows2002-02-09 17:48:48
      sleep... by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:52:04
        I will be working from the end of the file up. by InShadows2002-02-09 17:55:03
  Where does Word keep its dictionary file? by dogman02002-02-09 17:16:15
    You may want to try here... by legato2006-11-19 12:55:59
      downloading now... by dogman02002-02-09 17:38:50
        Okay, IByte, I have it... by dogman02002-02-09 17:44:13
          Thanks for the offer, but I'll get some sleep firs by IByte2002-02-09 17:59:51
    in a directory? by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:28:35
      No, in a Folder *g* by IByte2002-02-09 17:51:21
      do you know where by dogman02002-02-09 17:37:00
  Where do we stand? by legato2002-02-09 16:17:23
    I'm still on it, but didn't do much today by IByte2002-02-09 16:37:45
      there *has* to be an easier way by dogman02002-02-09 17:12:58
        Probably, by egaeus2002-02-09 17:27:44
          hmm? by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:30:54
            Well, by egaeus2002-02-09 17:35:54
              Yeah, just like on distributed.net :) (n/t) by IByte2002-02-09 17:41:29
        Maybe by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:26:54
    Still going... by alfapiep2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Numbers. by alfapiep2002-02-09 16:36:00
  Here you go by egaeus2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Almost there by alfapiep2002-02-09 13:26:22
      Whoah... by dogman02002-02-09 17:04:43
        Yep. by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:21:58
      observation by InShadows2006-11-19 12:55:59
        But if you look closely... by alfapiep2002-02-09 14:17:02
          You can also see that it's alpha-only by IByte2002-02-09 16:25:09
  oof by dogman02002-02-09 09:02:12
  nope by dogman02002-02-09 08:31:39
  On 4.5... by dogman02002-02-09 08:07:26
    Yes by Didactylos2002-02-09 08:20:49
  My equation by dogman02002-02-09 07:24:26
    It looks like by egaeus2002-02-09 07:45:09
      Yes, I'd like that by IByte2002-02-09 08:04:37
        Last valid password by alfapiep2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Is it just me.. by Unicorn2002-02-09 18:45:37
          I got eacbbcac by egaeus2002-02-09 11:03:11
            Your file is smaller by dogman02002-02-09 17:10:49
              Makes me feel better by egaeus2002-02-09 17:25:51
              Clarifying... by alfapiep2002-02-09 17:13:46
          here's an idea by dogman02002-02-09 08:49:56
            Are you really by egaeus2002-02-09 08:52:05
              yes, yes, I know by dogman02002-02-09 08:59:18
                word will crash also by alfapiep2002-02-09 09:49:36
                  split the sucker? by dogman02002-02-09 09:53:56
          you're right by dogman02002-02-09 08:41:57
            Let's compromise, then... (+question) by IByte2002-02-09 09:01:33
              yep by mirage2002-02-09 09:10:55
              "lynx -dump" or "wget" (n/t) by legato2002-02-09 09:09:14
            ouch by dogman02002-02-09 08:47:26
          I have double checked by dogman02006-11-19 12:55:59
            I just tried EACBADCO by dogman02002-02-09 08:39:12
              That's correct. by alfapiep2002-02-09 08:45:09
              Well, if you know perl by egaeus2002-02-09 08:41:43
                Maybe I'm just uninformed, but... by IByte2002-02-09 08:45:49
                  Sure can by egaeus2002-02-09 08:47:58
          Good, by egaeus2002-02-09 08:36:15
          And if we all try it, it's DDoS (n/t) by IByte2002-02-09 08:30:44
            Welllll.... by alfapiep2002-02-09 08:35:15
              hee hee hee (n/t) by dogman02002-02-09 08:40:14
        It's still generating by egaeus2002-02-09 08:20:53
          Fortunately, my connection can handle it by IByte2002-02-09 08:28:32
      Why "or greater"? by dogman02002-02-09 07:59:45
        Well, by egaeus2002-02-09 08:18:44
          yup by dogman02002-02-09 08:26:25
            I should have stopped it long ago by egaeus2002-02-09 10:19:01
  This is running... by alfapiep2002-02-09 05:05:25
    wouldn't it run faster by egaeus2002-02-09 06:22:53
      of course... by alfapiep2002-02-09 09:52:23
        I know how that is by egaeus2002-02-09 09:55:26
RSOTD by Apfel2002-02-09 03:53:31
  Moderate, moderate, yeah yeah yeah! by Naruki2002-02-09 13:40:08
    So you want to be moderated? by Nea2002-02-09 18:25:34
I've been thinking... by kingoffools2002-02-09 02:49:51
  too late... you're already a non-lurker ;) (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-02-09 07:43:58
  Simple enough... by warhawk2002-02-09 03:04:31
    *whaps forehead* Thanks (n/t) by kingoffools2002-02-12 23:50:21
Is it just me.... Or did crud shrink? by stoutman_20012002-02-09 02:10:11
  *having a moment of clarity* by otter2002-02-09 04:13:15
  I think it's because he turned his head just right (n/t) by SteelReign2002-02-09 02:28:30
Could use some help from some BC UFies by DaNutBall2002-02-09 01:28:49
  ty all by DaNutBall2002-02-09 15:17:26
  Here's a few links by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Accommodation in Victoria by Paphos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Accommodations by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
    What... by nin_man2002-02-09 09:17:44
      Illiad lives in Vancouver, silly! by Paphos2002-02-09 09:32:04
        Don't bother me with trifles. by nin_man2002-02-09 09:35:54
So Evil does consume itself... :) by Whiplash2002-02-09 00:45:23
  Proof positive... by wheresthefish2002-02-09 10:44:55
  Hey Dude, what happened to your website? by Paphos2002-02-09 10:36:14
  Heey, by JPaganel2002-02-09 08:46:00
  hi whippy! by sonofabusch2002-02-09 06:33:44
  For gawd's sake WHIPLASH! by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 04:30:55
  Hi wheres you been? by DragonLady2002-02-09 00:50:47
Well what can I say but... by tabacco2006-11-19 12:55:59
  But that's not Zoidberg, that's Cthulhu... by IByte2002-02-09 03:30:13
  I don't get it. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 00:14:53
    It's Dr. Zoidberg by nawft2002-02-09 03:29:23
      I didn't see Zoidberg... by krupa2002-02-09 13:06:56
  Uh...forwards to a little icon pic (n/t) by Kickstart2002-02-09 00:14:16
    I get the little icon too ... ??? by Medentic2006-11-19 12:55:59
Eww. Illiad, that's just unpleasant. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 00:10:55
  It's not the first time Crud has been by Arienadean2002-02-09 11:41:51
    It was Pitr. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 14:26:00
  But the look on Cthulhu's 'face' is worth it.. (n/t) by SteelReign2002-02-09 02:30:25
    Probably... by warhawk2002-02-09 03:06:58
      eeewww by glytch782002-02-09 08:01:13
ewwww, lol (n/t) by Shanock2002-02-09 00:08:53
The Internet Virtual Beverage House by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:05:25
  Dr. Enuf, here! by HadEnuf2002-02-11 19:07:33
  Diet Mountain Dew (n/t) by dark_jedi2002-02-09 15:40:22
  Cooled Coke please. by RRipley2002-02-09 12:21:27
    Ok, one cool coke. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 12:50:09
      Well ... 32 minutes. by RRipley2002-02-09 15:34:03
  I'll take a nice hot english breakfast tea by Arienadean2002-02-09 11:43:43
    Ohh thanks :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 12:03:25
  un café s'il te plaît :) (n/t) by nimdokk2002-02-09 09:50:36
    De suite. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:53:04
      hmm by nimdokk2002-02-09 10:40:29
        Ok, now here for a demonstration by SaleGamine2002-02-09 12:01:44
  Good afternoon. by treehugger2002-02-09 09:37:15
    Coffee coming right up. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:44:19
      Coffee tastes good. by treehugger2002-02-09 09:53:40
        Thank you :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 10:00:51
          Cooking... by treehugger2002-02-09 10:03:55
            May I suggest you invest in a cook book? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 10:13:34
              You do realise by Didactylos2002-02-09 10:43:57
                Glad to hear that. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 11:57:00
  Hello by Didactylos2002-02-09 08:28:40
    Hi, of course you can. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:41:58
      Thank you. by Didactylos2002-02-09 09:48:46
        Yay! by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:52:16
  Remember my drink? by glytch782002-02-09 08:04:57
    Chai martini? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:40:23
      *twitch* by glytch782002-02-09 14:46:52
  A regular. by bellator2002-02-09 07:23:54
    Ok, one tankard of extra super strong by SaleGamine2002-02-09 07:28:06
      Thanks. by bellator2002-02-09 07:36:58
        The cold is doing well. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 07:41:45
          No alchohol now. by bellator2002-02-09 07:45:39
            Well no exactly non-alcoholic by SaleGamine2002-02-09 07:49:43
              Yes please. (n/t) by bellator2002-02-09 08:12:31
                Ok, here it is. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:46:34
                  Now all that's missing by bellator2002-02-09 09:48:40
                    ?? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 09:50:33
                      A bit north from you by bellator2002-02-09 10:13:39
                        Oh, I see. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 10:22:28
                          Thanks. by bellator2002-02-09 10:25:16
  Coffee... very strong coffee by svelbardt2002-02-09 06:37:11
    A triple ristretto? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 07:11:43
      special Fabrice, please by svelbardt2002-02-09 21:26:56
        Good that :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 23:45:33
  Mornin' {{{SaleGamine}}} by breezeblock2002-02-09 04:57:42
    Morning :) (well afternoon now) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 06:00:15
  ::slouches onto barstool:: by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 04:33:36
    So, is that a coke or by SaleGamine2002-02-09 05:56:56
  ARHG. by stoutman_20012002-02-09 01:57:09
    RFC2870 by slamlander2002-02-09 05:30:18
      What's RFC2870? (n/t) by stoutman_20012002-02-09 11:32:49
        RFC 2870: by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Yep, I have four of them ... by slamlander2002-02-09 21:41:36
      Really? by stoutman_20012002-02-09 11:32:30
        Sorry, I thought you were doing production. (n/t) by slamlander2002-02-09 21:31:16
    *gives warm fuzzy* by SaleGamine2002-02-09 02:25:15
    Try cross-compile on a different box. (n/t) by slamlander2002-02-09 02:13:07
      No other boxes >:| by stoutman_20012002-02-09 02:18:48
        I've always likes appliances. by slamlander2002-02-09 02:19:57
          Cuz I was bored now =) by stoutman_20012002-02-09 11:31:53
  Morning! by Derek2002-02-09 01:53:33
    *Serves ristretto* by SaleGamine2002-02-09 02:22:08
  *wanders in* by slamlander2002-02-09 01:28:34
    Ok, un café au lait . by SaleGamine2002-02-09 01:30:20
      Remember that meeting I was supposed to have? by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Well nice to know that your prospective by SaleGamine2002-02-09 02:19:43
          She has other plans ... by slamlander2002-02-09 02:56:11
            its good that ... by DragonLady2002-02-09 22:49:25
              Aha! Sorry, I'm being a bit slow today. by slamlander2002-02-09 23:42:38
            gee ... thats good to know ... by DragonLady2002-02-09 03:25:01
              ??? (n/t) by slamlander2002-02-09 21:42:22
            I see. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 03:16:17
              <hehe> True story here <g> by slamlander2002-02-09 03:47:03
                Lol! by SaleGamine2002-02-09 05:54:30
                *grabs hat and coat. leaves* by slamlander2002-02-09 05:14:30
                  Be seeing you :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 05:58:04
                    Short but deep ... by slamlander2002-02-09 21:57:10
  Ugh.. by Nightshade2002-02-09 00:58:15
    And the truly sad part.. by Nightshade2002-02-09 01:00:34
      plural form by stoutman_20012002-02-09 01:18:33
      That is hard. :( by SaleGamine2002-02-09 01:05:04
        Nah, thanks. by Nightshade2002-02-09 01:22:46
  Good morning. by aix tom2002-02-09 00:32:16
    Sorry to hear that. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:40:00
      It's starting to get better. by aix tom2002-02-09 02:02:43
  caffeine crystals, lots of them please! by SD Maruko-kun2002-02-09 00:27:37
    Oh dear. by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:37:01
      thanks. by SD Maruko-kun2002-02-09 02:47:29
  something caffeinated, please. by cayliel2002-02-09 00:24:18
    Doesn't sound all that bad to me :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:33:53
      *smiles* by cayliel2002-02-09 00:39:05
  Chai please! by stoutman_20012002-02-09 00:22:09
    *Serves chai* by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:33:01
      *lol* by stoutman_20012002-02-09 01:15:54
        Wow! by SaleGamine2002-02-09 01:34:05
          No.. by stoutman_20012002-02-09 01:51:23
  Un chocolat chaud by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:18:48
    Mais bien sûr :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:20:09
      Si vous voudriez... by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:22:21
      Si vous vouliez... by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:21:37
        blech -- double post! :-( by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:25:52
          Not quite a double is it? by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:30:15
            merci by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:54:51
  Espresso please (n/t) by Control2002-02-09 00:12:23
    *Makes espresso* by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:16:28
      I'll have a croissant by Control2002-02-09 00:22:16
        It's more like the tame west here ;) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:26:53
  A glass of water by Shanock2002-02-09 00:10:00
    Sorry, but you'll have to wait until by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:15:10
      oh my by Shanock2002-02-09 00:18:18
        Here you are by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:25:28
          *drinks half* by Shanock2002-02-09 00:28:45
            Fall on it and see. by Naruki2002-02-09 15:14:09
              fall on my sword? by Shanock2002-02-09 16:45:53
  got something to make me drowsy? by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:08:48
    Yes, I remember :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:12:14
      yummmy! by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:13:26
        Oh dear, he seems by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:19:06
          yaaaawwn.....ok, I'm up again... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 06:37:07
            Here you are again :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 07:26:26
Good Morning UFieland by DragonLady2002-02-09 00:01:21
  7C and overcast by Arienadean2002-02-09 12:11:40
  Gales (i'm blown away) (n/t) by treehugger2002-02-09 09:35:41
  COLD. But going to see Les Miserables so its ok.:) (n/t) by Sponge!2002-02-09 00:07:19
    Miserably cold?....... (n/t) by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:09:30
  hmph by DaNutBall2002-02-09 00:04:34
  Good morning :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:02:25
    Cold AND rainy? by xapis2002-02-09 00:08:48
      whine whine whine by dogman02002-02-09 08:18:48
Comment Board Trivia by SaleGamine2002-02-09 00:01:05
  New Question by Stavros2002-02-09 11:12:07
    Peter Kienle.... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 18:02:32
      The improbability drive! by Kickstart2002-02-09 20:08:57
  they have both tried to sing by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:06:37
    A muslim who has completed the trip to mekka by Control2002-02-09 00:16:51
      Mexican hat by egaeus2002-02-09 06:32:38
        no current question I can find.... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 06:42:12
          Okay, try this one (again) by egaeus2002-02-09 07:14:24
            that would be by nimdokk2002-02-09 08:02:40
              Wrong (n/t) by egaeus2002-02-09 08:19:43
          to get things going again.... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 07:13:36
            hockey by egaeus2002-02-09 07:18:29
      Second Cousins... by xapis2002-02-09 00:21:44
    That the bearer is male. by xapis2002-02-09 00:16:02
      Gyre by Sehmket2002-02-09 00:24:04
        sorry ...gyre was not made up by Carroll ... by DragonLady2002-02-09 01:45:25
        a fairy tale? by Control2002-02-09 00:25:28
          Since I checked back... by Sehmket2002-02-09 00:29:28
            Well, one thing he insisted was that it by xapis2002-02-09 00:33:53
Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-02-09 00:00:05
  I just hid under the bed while my girfriend was... by MenThal2002-02-10 00:11:10
  I'm doing it right now. by Beavis2002-02-09 20:13:23
  Playing my guitar by Chumley882002-02-09 17:30:01
  :) by Arienadean2002-02-09 11:49:33
    tsk tsk by DaNutBall2002-02-09 12:32:46
      No one luckily :) by SaleGamine2002-02-09 13:02:43
        Hey I like that too but try by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:19:08
        Well I play too many video games ;-) by DaNutBall2002-02-09 13:15:49
          Well I'm by Arienadean2002-02-09 13:21:24
      Yea I wanna by Arienadean2002-02-09 12:58:43
  I just slept in past noon... by skeegenin2002-02-09 11:01:33
    heheh - I went to bed at 6:45 am. by Beavis2002-02-09 20:14:45
    And then I put Blobby Man... by skeegenin2002-02-09 11:49:29
  About 30 seconds ago... by Halcyon2002-02-09 10:29:32
  I had cocoa pebbles for breakfast (n/t) by egaeus2002-02-09 09:52:39
  This afternoon by treehugger2002-02-09 09:38:40
  tried dancing by Caius2002-02-09 07:53:29
  Right now. by nin_man2002-02-09 06:10:30
  about 20 mins ago at karate by breezeblock2002-02-09 05:08:42
  Saw "Monster, Inc" yesterday. (n/t) by MenThal2002-02-09 04:31:34
  Mmmmmmmmmmmm by mekkanik_mike2002-02-09 04:29:05
  Every friday (like just now)... When I go ravin' by ChicoScience2002-02-09 03:46:01
    Damn candykids where's the junglists at??? (n/t) by Halcyon2002-02-09 10:32:31
      Heheh. by ChicoScience2002-02-09 13:33:22
  Right now. by stoutman_20012002-02-09 02:00:12
  Last week, when I bought myself some lego. by countzer02002-02-09 01:42:59
  playdoh ... this morning I was seriously by DragonLady2002-02-09 00:49:34
  *giggle* oooh, playdoh... (n/t) by dreameroflight2002-02-09 00:36:16
  Just a moment ago. by Sehmket2002-02-09 00:14:12
    Update... by Sehmket2002-02-09 10:23:32
    :) (n/t) by Shanock2002-02-09 00:37:17
  about two minutes ago. by cayliel2002-02-09 00:08:56
    More binary madness by saramakos2002-02-09 04:06:06
  when I by Shanock2002-02-09 00:07:05
  Right now? by xapis2002-02-09 00:06:05
  just an hour ago.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 00:04:40
    I have that same figure on top of my monitor! by Nickface2002-02-09 07:00:12
      Did yours come with.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 09:13:31
        That's the best part! by Nickface2002-02-09 18:35:13
          I was just watching.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-02-09 21:53:23
    These Vash figures are so cool! (n/t) by countzer02002-02-09 01:34:32
  jist last night, when ah helped by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:01:43
    huh? explain? by DragonLady2002-02-09 00:03:50
      joke on my nick..... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 00:12:02
        oops, sorry, silly me :P by DragonLady2002-02-09 00:56:44
          mind you, after catching bits of his speech by DragonLady2002-02-09 05:38:06
            oh go on.... by sonofabusch2002-02-09 07:05:04
              even Hamlet didnt take on the rest of the world .. by DragonLady2002-02-09 07:57:06
                go ahead by dogman02002-02-09 17:14:25
                  X is better. by Naruki2002-02-09 19:59:19
Translations by intx2002-02-09 00:00:01
  românã/romanian by kossuth2002-02-09 08:07:54
  DE by amlethus2002-02-09 01:01:28

 

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