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Cartoon for Jan 27, 2002
Strip for Jan 27, 2002
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global warming by gunnar2002-01-28 12:02:47
  Heat Wave by gpmac2002-01-29 21:01:49
in news today... by cayliel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Sure, I can try ... by bugarup2002-01-28 09:46:45
*SIGH* by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I know by SaleGamine2002-01-27 23:45:18
    Well .. by RRipley2006-11-19 12:55:59
Removing Mandrake by taciturnia2002-01-27 23:31:02
  Reverting to Windows by gpmac2002-01-29 20:58:46
  ..or grub! by ostespiser2002-01-28 04:29:30
  lilo... by ostespiser2002-01-28 03:25:38
  I think by crazysteve2002-01-27 23:37:04
I didn't get it .. by DennisMV2002-01-27 23:28:35
  A plethora of explanations await you by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  oh I think I got it . by DennisMV2002-01-27 23:30:05
  ok by crazysteve2002-01-27 23:29:49
sad ... by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
  sorry guys .. by DragonLady2002-01-27 23:48:11
  every time I click it I get a different advert (n/ (n/t) by nawft2002-01-27 22:49:17
  ...an at&t add? by crazysteve2002-01-27 22:40:34
    I get the "get green add" by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:46:58
I got the UF productivity virus! by hitomi2002-01-27 22:25:43
its too late by sketcher2002-01-27 21:43:44
  A suggestion... by krupa2002-01-27 21:54:22
    haha, cool by sketcher2002-01-27 21:56:44
      So many other ways... by pantherace2002-01-27 22:07:38
        ok, here's one by crazysteve2002-01-27 22:08:36
      bummer.... by krupa2002-01-27 22:05:04
        i think i could just... uh... by sketcher2002-01-27 22:09:09
          politely hand him some earphones? (n/t) by DragonLady2002-01-27 22:22:41
The all new Latecomer's Hangout. by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:05:59
  Well... by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:35:02
  Asterix is by DragonLady2006-11-19 12:55:59
    oh lame! by sketcher2002-01-27 22:06:15
      watch what you say about asterix.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:09:29
        the french do so much insulting already by sketcher2002-01-27 22:11:03
    Doesn't bother me ;P (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:05:31
      Me neither :) (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-27 22:22:18
        Barbarians! Savages! by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:42:55
          The Bard? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:48:14
            I know no french.. by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:50:40
              Not too bad :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:55:47
  Can we pretend Microsoft == the romans? (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-27 21:59:14
    So McDonalds becomes the by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:08:18
      please.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:28:13
        A McMuffin? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:34:51
          nah... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:40:46
    Why not? by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:07:45
      Can I be Bonnemine? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:11:47
        I think you are thinking of by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:18:24
          Perhaps not... by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:22:08
            well cant remember two many names... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:24:35
              True, the Asterix stories by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:27:52
                you can be 'Brauvra' by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:39:48
                  Is she as bad a singer as by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:41:56
                    if you mean Cacofonix (the english name) by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:45:31
                      Ok, I'll take it :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:49:25
                        tell you what... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:52:03
  who is Asterix? (or what?) by nawft2002-01-27 21:17:41
    Asterix by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:25:52
      oh yeah? by nawft2002-01-27 21:35:14
        I know that... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:37:04
          no it was not by nawft2002-01-27 21:40:27
            no offense taken... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:42:53
              what is AFATOGIC? by nawft2002-01-27 21:47:26
                well... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:50:36
                  ok then by nawft2002-01-27 21:54:55
                    trouble spot no 2, by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:00:40
                      just do this, its really simple by sketcher2002-01-27 22:04:00
                        i like that idea by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:13:50
                        very funny.. :-) by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:11:07
                          a'ight by sketcher2002-01-27 22:13:10
                  which brings us to our next question by sketcher2002-01-27 21:52:01
                    Kinda runs like this: by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:54:37
                      oh, i get it by sketcher2002-01-27 21:57:58
                        But... by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:16:26
                          it kinda depends... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:21:51
                            Ok. by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:27:58
                              *bows deeply* by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:38:16
                        yep.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:14:56
  Aargh! by SaleGamine2002-01-27 21:10:00
    Ditto here... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:15:34
      I just don't understand by SaleGamine2002-01-27 21:19:42
        ohh, that thing? by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:20:48
          ??? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 21:23:10
            He's talkin about.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:31:00
    That's the truth (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-01-27 21:13:21
  jumping in by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:09:14
    if you are old... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:11:33
      i feel old when... by dreameroflight2002-01-27 23:31:00
      one valve short is not about being old by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:16:48
        while you are at it.. by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:18:22
        no, by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:17:43
      Aargh again. by SaleGamine2002-01-27 21:16:39
        =P by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:22:41
          you are the same age as by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:33:04
            Baby... by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:45:58
              lol... i bet she does by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:51:01
                ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:54:37
                  Mine is :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:02:50
                    mine is called Squib, is 30+, is about 5ft10, by DragonLady2002-01-27 22:35:59
                    ??? by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:11:22
                      Yes by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:15:52
                        Ok... by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:17:31
                          Ahh, English English methinks by SaleGamine2002-01-27 22:25:30
                  you get away with more when you are the oldest by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:59:59
                    ::snort:: by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:08:58
                      didn't finish that... by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:10:04
                        well... i press the boundries by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:20:03
                          Ah. by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:26:20
                            i play dumb by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:55:13
                thank god I'm the one and only (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:53:09
              I dont think i wanna see where this goes... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:47:06
                you might not want to by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:50:05
                  I have a ruff Idea what LR looks like so.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:52:02
                    just because i can kick by LunarRainn2002-01-27 21:56:08
                      Mike? what Mike? by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:58:43
                        *poke* (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:06:55
                          ooooh... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 22:12:51
                    Hey! by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:53:26
                      well... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:56:21
                        yup by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:59:56
                          hmmmmm.... by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:03:08
                            Hmm... by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:06:41
                              chocolate? (n/t) by LunarRainn2002-01-27 22:27:22
                                You'd have to ask the ringmaster. by Sehmket2002-01-27 22:28:33
                                chocolate? by crazysteve2002-01-27 22:30:35
                            why? by crazysteve2002-01-27 22:06:16
          well... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:29:02
            What are you...? by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:32:48
              ALE is currently at 60 i believe... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:35:16
                HA!! by Sehmket2002-01-27 21:44:56
                  not sure what I'd do with extra 10 years... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:45:56
                    for you, maybe... by ostespiser2002-01-28 05:50:25
                sounds like mine by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:37:43
                  well.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:39:14
        ask LR... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:20:45
      obfusicated? <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-27 21:16:20
        I think it's obfuscated.... by mekkanik_mike2002-01-27 21:48:12
The totally random timing'd UFie bait thread by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:45:11
Enterprise runs on Mac OS by Lindley2002-01-27 18:59:32
  neat... by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:29:53
MIGHTY MOUSE! by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My roommate just got by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:27:37
    i have it by sketcher2002-01-27 20:55:17
  My mouse is a Kensington Mouseinthebox Optical Pro by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:12:02
    yeah, thats the one that tries to look like by sketcher2002-01-27 20:56:52
  Logitech Optical MouseMan Wheel by Arcanum2002-01-27 18:44:40
    Nice aren't they by pantherace2002-01-27 19:39:37
      This one's USB, but... by Arcanum2002-01-27 20:14:02
  Logitech... Good choice. by gaygeek2002-01-27 18:33:13
  I use a Logitech MouseMan Wheel by JPaganel2002-01-27 18:32:56
  Have extra batteries? by quizme2002-01-27 18:13:04
    many many batts are here by sketcher2002-01-27 18:25:13
  My mouse.. by Nickface2002-01-27 17:58:37
    how can you mouse with such primitive tools? (n/t) by sketcher2002-01-27 18:12:27
      Not primitive... classic. by Nickface2002-01-27 18:17:00
        im not denying that mario paint rules by sketcher2002-01-27 18:24:01
          Ah that's true. by Nickface2002-01-27 18:31:43
            no... thats damn cool by sketcher2002-01-27 19:14:56
              Next time you are getting ready to duel... by fredf2002-01-27 23:35:38
  gosh... i love my mouse (n/t) by sketcher2002-01-27 17:01:39
HTT (Happy Things Thread) by pantherace2002-01-27 16:12:37
  My tablet! by hitomi2002-01-27 17:24:18
    Now that you've got a tablet... by nin_man2002-01-27 18:02:01
      Don't mind him... by Naruki2002-01-27 18:03:21
        Thet's e gremmeticel erar? by hitomi2002-01-27 18:32:06
  Grammer Nazis by pantherace2002-01-27 16:13:45
    I saw it, I just felt like ignoring it. by Naruki2002-01-27 16:16:46
      Oh, no! by pantherace2002-01-27 16:22:33
        Personally, I thought you were referring to... by Stavros2002-01-27 16:31:02
          He was. by Naruki2002-01-27 16:56:17
            Agree. by skeegenin2002-01-27 17:50:51
              Several? by Naruki2002-01-27 18:01:48
                Well, the way I was reared... by skeegenin2002-01-27 19:52:58
                  Ah, you were possibly misreared. by Naruki2002-01-27 20:09:40
        Evolution... by Naruki2002-01-27 16:29:19
  I'm happy it's late! by Naruki2002-01-27 16:13:08
Fun with Words - by your Resident Grammar Nazi by Naruki2006-11-19 12:55:59
Speaking of flames by brion2002-01-27 15:31:31
  In a real fire. . . . RUN by mortaine2002-01-27 17:42:09
    Yes, ma'am... by Paphos2002-01-27 20:50:26
    You're quite right, of course by brion2002-01-27 19:44:21
  He he he. by Naruki2002-01-27 15:35:04
TTGTBT by SaleGamine2002-01-27 14:02:04
  /me goes to sleep. (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-27 21:00:48
  Good Night by Radagast302002-01-27 15:18:45
  Good night! {{{SaleGamine}}} (n/t) by Mew-ra2002-01-27 15:06:11
  Sleep well ... by Medentic2002-01-27 14:18:06
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by hitomi2002-01-27 14:03:14
Really interesting. by hitomi2002-01-27 13:44:59
  And these are supposed to be *targetted*... by Stavros2002-01-27 14:00:54
    heh... I get in my AOL account by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:22:35
      Amusing, these spammers... by Tomcat2002-01-27 20:37:27
have you ever wondered... by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:55:38
  Actually, Illiad is Linux Torvalds by mikosullivan2002-01-27 14:47:54
    yeah, thats what jd stands for (n/t) by sketcher2002-01-27 19:19:18
    Yes, I meant "Linus" by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  why hot dogs come in 10-packs and buns come in 8? by Arcanum2002-01-27 14:43:40
    Because the two extra hot dogs... by snake2002-01-27 19:12:44
    because the two extra hot dogs... by sonofabusch2002-01-27 16:57:00
  Nope, I've never wondered that (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-27 13:31:04
  Simple test - ask for a bottle of JD... by Stavros2002-01-27 12:08:53
    ????????............. (n/t) by sonofabusch2002-01-27 16:55:22
      Think Illiad's real name... No Text by Naruki2002-01-27 16:57:06
        Belated groan (n/t) by snake2002-01-27 19:11:11
    Groan ;P (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 12:48:25
    *groan* :) (n/t) by Nickface2002-01-27 12:30:55
  So... by Naruki2002-01-27 11:57:53
    pretty much. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 12:15:54
Making things better by Lady-Luna2002-01-27 11:51:41
  Yep. by Naruki2002-01-27 11:54:30
    write the code. by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:56:31
I did... by DaNutBall2002-01-27 11:28:30
  I do cat /dev/hda5 (swap partition) > /dev/dsp (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:09:27
    I found how to get a Windoze Partition! by DaNutBall2002-01-27 21:15:41
      You forgot to mention... by pantherace2002-01-27 22:00:43
  ROFLMAO ;) (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 11:35:25
Does that background... by DaNutBall2002-01-27 11:24:01
  Could've been done with... by Illiad2002-01-27 11:44:02
  Did you also notice... by Stavros2002-01-27 11:30:09
  Hey Illiad! by DaNutBall2002-01-27 11:24:37
hey jason! by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:13:51
  Yay Jason right? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:14:29
    Yeah. by nin_man2002-01-27 11:17:25
      littlemanthegeek on aim (ninman knows that) (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:49:35
Todays strip inspired by Joy of Jech? by buttercup772006-11-19 12:55:59
  I'm sure Illiad didn't know. by Kickstart2002-01-27 10:37:50
    Indeedy by Illiad2002-01-27 11:47:29
    Running dog lackey of the Illiad State! by Naruki2002-01-27 10:39:43
      And you are... by Kickstart2002-01-27 10:58:45
        ssshhhhh!!! don't blow my cover! by sonofabusch2002-01-27 17:03:15
        That's entirely untrue! by Naruki2002-01-27 11:03:17
          Move alone, folks. There is no Cabal. (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-27 11:07:43
            Alone? Along. Damned Cabal. (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-27 11:08:16
              How can by mirage2002-01-27 11:10:04
                Damn budget surplus! by Naruki2002-01-27 11:12:27
                  what did the fish say... by sonofabusch2002-01-27 17:05:20
                    Ouch? by Naruki2002-01-27 17:09:08
                  hehe (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 11:18:13
              I'd ROFL... by Naruki2002-01-27 11:09:34
My Manifesto by Darth Dumbo2002-01-27 09:35:44
  A reply to the manifesto by Nameless2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Droll troll ... by slamlander2002-01-27 21:25:34
  *bats at troll playfully with claws extended* by Mew-ra2002-01-27 15:04:13
  boy... you spent a lot of time on this... by krupa2002-01-27 14:43:22
  It's Bill! Rotate you shield frequency! hehehe! (n/t) by Beavis2002-01-27 13:48:46
    I thought it was "remodulate" :) (n/t) by Frogboy2002-01-27 16:27:08
      That too. :) (n/t) by Beavis2002-01-28 00:40:26
  ooh, can I borrow.. by breezeblock2002-01-27 13:17:02
  This troll missed the point. by Didactylos2002-01-27 11:06:07
    Me too! by Naruki2002-01-27 11:08:49
  I remember you! by nin_man2002-01-27 09:50:36
    I think he did a very good job. by Naruki2002-01-27 10:17:47
      Very ;P (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 10:20:17
  *Borrows pointiy troll stick* by Frogboy2002-01-27 09:50:29
    Give me THAT. You don't POKE people with that! by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:41:07
  AOL marketing efficient? by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:44:06
    If AOL marketing is efficient... by wheresthefish2002-01-27 10:22:20
      That's UnAmerican! by Naruki2002-01-27 10:38:50
        Too right it is. by wheresthefish2002-01-27 10:47:38
          Neither by mirage2002-01-27 10:52:07
          You'd better not. You'd lose. by Naruki2002-01-27 10:51:15
            un-American (2) by wheresthefish2002-01-27 10:54:08
              Got links? by Naruki2002-01-27 10:58:15
                infer vs. imply by snake2002-01-27 18:39:24
                  I can infer from your response by Naruki2002-01-27 19:21:54
                :p (n/t) by wheresthefish2002-01-27 11:00:01
  spot the troll much? by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:41:48
    YOU're the troll! by Darth Dumbo2002-01-27 10:45:03
      Free Speech by snake2002-01-27 18:35:31
        What precisely was hypocritical? by Naruki2002-01-27 19:33:27
      you're a hypocrate... by Ma Petite2002-01-27 15:01:32
        Hypocrites are everywhere... by Naruki2002-01-27 15:06:38
      Thanks!.. by breezeblock2002-01-27 14:13:01
      Maybe my math's off... by nin_man2002-01-27 11:11:35
        *takes nin_man's meaning* by Naruki2002-01-27 11:13:32
      I find it hilarious... by Ubergeek22002-01-27 10:53:40
        Now now... by Naruki2002-01-27 11:00:25
          ok...step aside. by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:05:25
            That's an idea by Didactylos2002-01-27 11:11:59
              and you get silver confetti! by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:21:50
                I prefer... by Listicath2002-01-27 15:22:56
                  Eep! I tried that... by Daystar2002-01-27 15:38:45
            Ooh! I know. Give it to nin_man. by Naruki2002-01-27 11:07:25
              i think it'd be more appropriate... by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:11:25
      No. YOU're the troll! by Naruki2002-01-27 10:46:13
Happy Birthday, Paphos! by Naruki2002-01-27 07:05:00
  Thanks all for the bday wishes! by Paphos2002-01-27 20:58:02
  Happy Birthday Paphos :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:11:06
  Hsppy Birthday Paphos! (n/t) by snake2002-01-27 19:02:19
    Happy typo, too! by snake2002-01-27 19:02:55
      Oh goodie. I got a typo for a pressie! by Paphos2002-01-27 19:32:28
        I'm as fluent as the next person... by Naruki2002-01-27 19:34:41
          Yeah, prolly.... by Paphos2002-01-27 20:56:13
  *brings out the cake* by Mew-ra2002-01-27 15:01:49
  Happy Birthday from me too ;) (n/t) by RRipley2002-01-27 14:14:46
  Hey. Thanks! by Paphos2002-01-27 11:26:12
  Happy Birthday Paphos! (n/t) by Arcanum2002-01-27 09:18:21
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by Pic2002-01-27 08:37:07
LWE by fencer352002-01-27 06:41:32
Okay, I succumb. I can't win. by nin_man2002-01-27 06:29:22
  What about the ISPs that are everywhere? by Kickstart2002-01-27 10:39:55
    Second paragraph by nin_man2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Some people don't know what it's like by egaeus2002-01-27 11:31:15
        Oops by egaeus2002-01-27 11:32:21
    Simple. by Naruki2002-01-27 10:40:57
  and they could do it to you in your brand new by sketcher2002-01-27 09:25:25
    DSLreports.com ... see the link ... by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
      oh wow, high speed ADSL is expensive in the USA... by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-27 14:21:58
        I've been saying that in ICANN circles for years.. by slamlander2002-01-27 19:09:12
  I have to wonder... by Arcanum2002-01-27 08:28:57
    Remember... by Naruki2002-01-27 10:22:05
      baaaaaaaaaaa... by Ubergeek22002-01-27 12:17:33
    Forgot a " ehh ;-) (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-01-27 08:31:29
      Oops by Arcanum2006-11-19 12:55:59
        That's funny. by nin_man2002-01-27 09:33:34
  Knowing nothing about US ISPs by Didactylos2002-01-27 08:09:22
    What is wrong with national ISPs: by nin_man2002-01-27 09:11:22
      The FCC LART by slamlander2002-01-27 10:22:55
    another European here... by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-27 08:40:20
      in some of the big cities by justncase2002-01-27 09:13:54
  isn't the phone company a public utility? by justncase2002-01-27 07:41:27
    Nope by slamlander2006-11-19 12:55:59
    you should see their website... by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
      the scary thing is that by justncase2002-01-27 09:07:05
        The filter used to be optional. by nin_man2002-01-27 09:29:26
          The Wicca thing is clearly by Naruki2002-01-27 10:31:25
            most definitely a violation of your rights... by Ma Petite2002-01-27 15:06:24
            Good point. by Arcanum2002-01-27 10:53:03
  What REALLY sucks is that by Naruki2002-01-27 07:30:47
  Yes, You Can - if you have $$$$ by gpmac2002-01-27 07:00:25
  any further suggestions..... by sonofabusch2002-01-27 06:41:33
RSOTD by Apfel2002-01-27 05:40:56
  hey what Tesla did you need? by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:24:38
    Thanks for looking! by Apfel2002-01-27 10:57:22
      i know for a fact.. by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:10:13
        Well... by Apfel2002-01-27 11:19:55
          will do. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 12:53:48
DragonLady's Totally OffTopic thread by DragonLady2002-01-27 04:28:33
  hmmm by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:00:27
  family by madindianman2002-01-27 16:51:03
  Last Saturday. by Sehmket2002-01-27 09:39:23
  what makes me happy? by sketcher2002-01-27 09:21:08
  Discovery... by Tomcat2002-01-27 05:38:24
    Still a virgin, eh? by Naruki2002-01-27 10:47:56
      LOL! by Tomcat2002-01-27 11:02:52
        Ever heard of the Spinster Aunt? by Naruki2002-01-27 11:06:12
  Oooo.. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 05:15:54
  Being in love with a girl by MisterCrac2002-01-27 05:14:34
    (((MisterCrac))) (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 11:03:02
      Thank you but... by MisterCrac2002-01-28 07:05:36
Little viral help here? by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 02:17:42
  found it..never mind by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 02:27:28
Kickstart's Bazaar! by adiplomat2002-01-27 01:49:09
  I have some antique sheet music for piano. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 03:00:07
  AD&D and D&D books by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
    D&D - 1st or 3rd edition? (n/t) by bugarup2002-01-27 07:27:00
      Disregard D&D by Spisefisken2002-01-27 07:31:07
XBox?? by dok2002-01-27 00:43:41
  My view on the Console Wars... by DrkTmp1ar2002-01-27 12:37:01
    ***nightmares, nightmares!!!!!*** AHHH (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 12:59:37
  Go with the X-Box by ribbitman2002-01-27 11:29:34
  XBox vs. PS2 vs. GameCube by govbhole2002-01-27 09:41:15
  i have played all 3 of the big systems by sketcher2002-01-27 00:58:06
    Controller argument by raptor_872002-01-27 01:51:40
      darn big controllers... by Valkyrja2002-01-27 14:31:03
        I guess I'm weird then... by raptor_872002-01-28 00:03:57
        X-Box controllers feel like a pair of sausages... (n/t) by DrkTmp1ar2002-01-27 15:54:24
      The button layout on the controls bite by pecosdave2002-01-27 07:00:28
        the problem with n64 is.. by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:38:28
          You forgot the general lack of games. (n/t) by Frogboy2002-01-27 09:44:28
      What's wrong with you two? by Naruki2002-01-27 06:51:01
        i like mic... rosoft (n/t) by sketcher2002-01-27 09:15:03
  Well, by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:47:51
    Oh noooooooooooooooooooooo! by Naruki2002-01-27 07:28:43
CoTD!! (because nobody did yesterday) by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
  She likes tea. So do I (and a zillion other folks) (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:51:40
  she's a hugable, sweet person, by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:01:35
  SaleGamine by Mew-ra2002-01-27 14:57:39
  Question: by Didactylos2002-01-27 11:46:19
  Jo, you are so sweet, by JPaganel2002-01-27 11:44:48
  SaleGamine's sweet... by DaNutBall2002-01-27 11:20:57
  Message to Jo... by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:19:24
  ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2002-01-27 09:06:21
  and she knows her Shakespeare by Caius2002-01-27 07:16:56
  She plays a mean game of Dibblez... by Naruki2002-01-27 06:59:19
    woah... by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-27 09:28:11
      Yes, we still do sometimes :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 09:49:03
  I agree with everything... by Nickface2002-01-27 06:49:38
  SaleGamine, woo! by nin_man2002-01-27 06:31:08
  The best person you by Paphos2002-01-27 06:16:12
  We love you SaleGamine by treehugger2002-01-27 04:32:28
  *blush* by SaleGamine2002-01-27 02:46:10
  Not a Limerick! by adiplomat2002-01-27 01:35:00
    3 cheers for that. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-27 09:16:05
  she's a darn good hugger, she is (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-27 01:27:40
  The one to turn whenever in need of a hug by Spisefisken2002-01-27 01:08:17
  SaleGamine by xcheopis2002-01-27 00:58:57
  SaleGamine! by Kickstart2002-01-27 00:50:00
    Suck up. by Naruki2002-01-27 06:58:27
  Hey..I get a broken link when I click by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:32:22
    cont'd by mwq2002-01-27 12:23:16
    You can always click on the subject line by Nea2002-01-27 00:37:58
      Doh..I've seen that before. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:40:35
        Here's the offending piece of HTML by Naruki2002-01-27 07:03:01
  SaleGamine runs the best beverage bar on the board by bookwyrm2002-01-27 00:30:08
    I'll second that! by Apfel2002-01-27 05:57:34
  I'll second that... by Kurioz2002-01-27 00:29:40
did anyone see that movie, 'the one'? by sketcher2002-01-27 00:16:38
  Anyone see that movie "Highlander"? (n/t) by dok2002-01-27 01:08:17
  You're kidding! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:23:42
    I saw it. What you may not know by Naruki2002-01-27 07:24:20
      the rock? (oops... i just puked a little) (n/t) by sketcher2002-01-27 09:16:27
    well by Kurioz2002-01-27 00:27:53
      Doh! *slaps forehead* by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:33:24
ok, Im slow ... the other side of the world ... by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:05:50
  Amazon recently turned a quarterly profit... by Arcanum2002-01-27 00:16:30
    ah. thank you. (n/t) by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:27:17
  A snowball's chance in Hell by bookwyrm2002-01-27 00:11:27
    you got it backwards by Zylon2002-01-27 09:19:23
      No . . . not having a snowball's chance is correct by bookwyrm2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Nicely done. by Naruki2002-01-27 14:16:21
          Thank you :-) (n/t) by bookwyrm2006-11-19 12:55:59
            If I had actually read by Naruki2002-01-27 16:12:38
    ahh by sketcher2002-01-27 00:13:06
      On the size of snowballs by Beorn2002-01-27 04:05:50
        texas snow by sketcher2002-01-27 09:29:34
      maybe the snowball isn't that big... by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-27 00:19:30
        I always assumed that by dok2002-01-27 01:11:17
        You mean like the imps by Arcanum2002-01-27 00:20:57
          *bingley bingley beep* (n/t) by Pic2002-01-27 09:32:12
        comparing it to my pic... by sketcher2002-01-27 00:20:49
          Maybe it is a Daemon (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-01-27 01:10:16
            *dons flame-retardant suit* Same thing. (n/t) by bugarup2002-01-27 07:25:43
            :D You guys are so hilarious. by Paphos2002-01-27 06:18:58
              You know... by Naruki2002-01-27 07:27:27
                hey, the other day, i saw a really ugly dog by sketcher2002-01-27 09:32:45
  Well... by mschild2002-01-27 00:08:04
  cold day in hell, i guess by sketcher2002-01-27 00:07:39
The Internet Virtual Beverage House by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  nite time now but I'll take a cocoa :) thanks by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:05:36
    Cocoa it is then :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 20:28:42
  Breakfast by snake2002-01-27 18:50:32
    I'll try... by SaleGamine2002-01-27 20:26:24
  Un petit café by Pic2002-01-27 09:24:12
    Pas de problèmes by SaleGamine2002-01-27 09:37:49
      Merci by Pic2002-01-27 09:44:09
  Me needs more coffee by Didactylos2002-01-27 09:09:04
    Sorry for the delay :( by SaleGamine2002-01-27 09:32:04
      Thanks by Didactylos2002-01-27 09:38:00
        You're welcome by SaleGamine2002-01-27 09:55:11
  I'l have a Mountain Dew please. by Frogboy2002-01-27 08:40:52
    Caffeine eh? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 08:50:44
  Aah that coffee-house aroma... by wheresthefish2002-01-27 08:23:34
    Here you are, one Earl Grey. by SaleGamine2002-01-27 08:49:13
      Too true, too true. by wheresthefish2002-01-27 08:53:54
        I thought so :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 09:00:29
  Seeing as how today is by Paphos2002-01-27 06:23:37
    Happy Birthday! by SaleGamine2002-01-27 06:30:22
      Thanks! :) by Paphos2002-01-27 06:38:53
        Ok, a croissant it is :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 06:40:12
  Coffee please (no preference on style) by treehugger2002-01-27 04:39:01
    A nice espresso? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 04:41:53
      (((SaleGamine))) by treehugger2002-01-27 04:45:06
        It is a bit warm isn't it? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 04:53:43
  Morning by Didactylos2002-01-27 03:01:02
    As you wish :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 03:04:29
      What's a renversé? by Didactylos2002-01-27 03:36:57
        Much the same then :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 04:38:44
  Stumbles in, exhausted by Nea2002-01-27 02:33:33
    Two suggestions... by SaleGamine2002-01-27 02:39:35
      What's a coffee spoon? by Tomcat2002-01-27 05:50:04
        Here in the US by egaeus2002-01-27 07:20:07
        A coffee spoon is about half the size by SaleGamine2002-01-27 06:03:37
          It helps... by Tomcat2002-01-27 11:09:27
            Well perhaps because I'm not American? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 11:19:10
              That explains... by Tomcat2002-01-27 13:25:29
      Well, since by Nea2002-01-27 02:48:22
        Ok, no problem :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 02:50:52
          *yawn* Thanks by Nea2002-01-27 02:58:54
            You are welcome. by SaleGamine2002-01-27 03:05:33
  Earl Grey, please. (n/t) by slamlander2002-01-27 01:53:56
    Tea, Earl Grey, Hot by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:57:55
  Morning. But I am not going by Spisefisken2002-01-27 01:33:19
    Morning by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:35:12
      That was nice in the morning by Spisefisken2002-01-27 02:13:29
  one bottle of nyquil and a coke please by sketcher2002-01-27 01:33:06
    Here you are by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:35:51
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by stoutman_20012002-01-27 00:37:55
    That's funny. by Naruki2002-01-27 17:05:55
    Here you are :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:59:55
  Hey there Ms. Barkeep. by Ubergeek22006-11-19 12:55:59
    One water, hold the ice it is then :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:30:46
  Urgh by Kurioz2002-01-27 00:25:51
    3 hours?...why? by Control2002-01-27 01:33:53
      Security measures on international by SaleGamine2002-01-27 03:32:26
      Here in Portland they have been by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 03:21:54
    Something soothing coming up :) by SaleGamine2002-01-27 01:28:43
Comment Board Trivia by SaleGamine2002-01-27 00:02:12
  Ye Olde New Subthread by mirage2002-01-27 11:32:09
    1/4 beat of silence? by Beorn2002-01-27 12:12:20
      Gosh! Still no correct answer! by Beorn2002-01-27 23:31:52
      Urrr, by mirage2002-01-27 12:16:57
        Nope, not Jupiter. by Beorn2002-01-27 12:23:46
  Trying to get the game moving by Beorn2002-01-27 06:02:09
    Here's my question: by Beorn2002-01-27 06:32:48
      It's 6 times by Spisefisken2002-01-27 08:30:26
        there is NO time limit for anwering the question.. by Ma Petite2002-01-27 08:49:57
      --> 5 ?? by mirage2002-01-27 08:16:30
      I've got to go. by Beorn2002-01-27 08:03:55
      guess by Caius2002-01-27 07:13:46
        Bundesrepublik Deutschland by mirage2002-01-27 08:19:48
          Ring of Fire by kevryn2002-01-27 09:51:06
          The ring of valcanos edging the Pacific Ocean. by Sehmket2002-01-27 09:18:54
            They are standing wrong. by kevryn2002-01-27 09:53:37
              Cygnus X-1 is by mirage2002-01-27 09:59:26
                Yep, you got it mirage by kevryn2002-01-27 10:09:06
                It's an astronomical distance.... by Stavros2002-01-27 10:06:16
                  okies by mirage2002-01-27 10:13:29
                    Well... by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:18:08
                  Venus by kevryn2002-01-27 10:12:11
                    Question by kevryn2002-01-27 10:13:23
                      It rotates clockwise as you look on top of it by Stavros2002-01-27 10:18:22
                      It rotates clockwise. by mirage2002-01-27 10:15:39
                      Backwards! by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:15:17
                        Yep-it's retrograde by kevryn2002-01-27 10:19:00
                          To map Venus by mirage2002-01-27 10:40:44
                            nuclear power by kevryn2002-01-27 10:53:35
                              An approximate to the by mirage2002-01-27 11:03:00
                                You mean Planck's constant? by Beorn2002-01-27 11:10:11
                                Uh, well by mirage2002-01-27 11:14:43
                                Yes, yes and yes. by Beorn2002-01-27 11:25:53
                                ok (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 11:29:17
                                Plank's law. (n/t) by Sehmket2002-01-27 11:04:01
                                Which one, that's 9 letters there? ;) (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 11:06:22
                            correct (n/t) by kevryn2002-01-27 10:43:58
                            Combining matter and anti-matter, a la Star Trek!! (n/t) by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:42:31
                              Nah, not yet ;) (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 10:45:22
                        Drats, foiled again! ;) by mirage2002-01-27 10:17:35
                          A big storm. by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:20:24
                            Haven't a by mirage2002-01-27 10:28:20
                              Yea.. by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:41:35
            yep ;) by mirage2002-01-27 09:29:07
              Nope. by Sehmket2002-01-27 09:43:04
          A chili by Pic2002-01-27 09:01:52
            nope ;) (n/t) by mirage2002-01-27 09:05:20
        4 (n/t) by dark_jedi2002-01-27 07:42:08
          Too low. (nt) by Beorn2002-01-27 07:50:09
        A little too high. (nt) by Beorn2002-01-27 07:32:55
Morning everyone by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:01:37
  'mornin/nite by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:06:30
  Ok, now I am having difficulties with certain by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:37:21
    Ok, now it's all better. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:43:32
      Oh, oh! Showing our age, are we? :+) by adiplomat2002-01-27 01:41:49
        Mr Kotter, Mr Kotter! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 01:52:04
  Good Morning by SaleGamine2002-01-27 00:05:01
  Morning! Hey! It's snowing! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:04:46
    It's an uncanny resemblance! by xcheopis2002-01-27 00:12:26
      Thhppfftt... by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:16:17
        You dare! by xcheopis2002-01-27 00:21:40
          I double dare! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:25:35
            Dog of a Pig! by xcheopis2002-01-27 00:30:33
              Flea of a Dog! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:39:50
                Hair of the Dog! by xcheopis2002-01-27 00:46:49
                  Split End of the Hair! by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 01:00:00
                    Split Enz! by xcheopis2002-01-27 01:08:32
                      Split. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 01:12:18
  yeah, i noticed that too... by sketcher2002-01-27 00:04:30
    is that boingsville or poingsville? (n/t) by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:09:24
      boringsville by sketcher2002-01-27 00:11:23
        no, wait... boingsville by sketcher2002-01-27 00:12:02
          see... even in TX you can have a boing-good time! by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:33:30
            as long as your keyboard is crappy by sketcher2002-01-27 00:37:44
Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-01-27 00:00:05
  Moving `zig` for great justice... by i_am_pi2002-01-27 20:56:34
  hmmm well a few things by Arienadean2002-01-27 20:10:22
  An interesting story really... by Nickface2002-01-27 18:57:53
    You ruined your friend's joke by mikosullivan2002-01-27 20:57:00
    But if you are entering one way... by Naruki2002-01-27 19:38:34
  I'm posting by snake2002-01-27 18:45:24
  Battling the forces of Evil with sword and spell! by Arcanum2002-01-27 16:04:55
  Taking a day off by Mew-ra2002-01-27 14:52:22
  Reading scripts, reviewing audition tapes by mikosullivan2002-01-27 14:20:43
  Swording people by Shanock2002-01-27 13:22:51
  Cruiseing around in my spaceship.... by Halcyon2002-01-27 12:57:43
  Producing crappy monopolistic software (n/t) by DaNutBall2002-01-27 11:22:48
  "Sittin' here, la la... by skeegenin2002-01-27 10:40:32
  Trying to... by kahuana2002-01-27 10:33:58
  Actulaly doing my homework/chores/ by Frogboy2002-01-27 08:21:52
  that is an easy one to decide by Caroljoy2002-01-27 08:11:32
  Moderating YOU. by Naruki2002-01-27 07:04:04
  I'm going for dim sum with by Paphos2002-01-27 06:29:50
  One of the Spanish islands... by bellator2002-01-27 06:11:06
  holding the woman I love by justncase2002-01-27 06:02:08
  Sailing my boat somewhere warm... by treehugger2002-01-27 04:42:16
  Well, let's see ... by bugarup2002-01-27 02:56:36
    One wonders... by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 03:11:01
      Maybe I would have been by bugarup2002-01-27 07:23:07
      Sorry to say, by SaleGamine2002-01-27 03:27:01
        No need to apologize. by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 05:06:32
          No it would be wrong by SaleGamine2002-01-27 10:10:35
            Yes, but we still need to know... by skeegenin2002-01-27 10:34:55
          About choosing our leader... by Sehmket2002-01-27 09:33:27
            Partially disagree. by skeegenin2002-01-27 10:30:19
              Still... by Sehmket2002-01-27 10:44:05
  Protecting humanity... by Kickstart2002-01-27 01:51:38
    being a rotten, evil, lying, by sonofabusch2002-01-27 07:02:29
    I'd let you be my sidekick, but I really want by adiplomat2002-01-27 02:02:19
      sidekickstart? (n/t) by Nea2002-01-27 02:56:46
        Should I moderate a moderator? :) (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-27 10:42:24
          It'd certainly make ME feel better. ;) (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-27 11:06:20
            Aw, he won't do it. by Naruki2002-01-27 11:15:29
              Would you? by nin_man2002-01-27 11:19:54
                Grovella by Paphos2002-01-27 12:45:43
                I would... by Naruki2002-01-27 12:10:55
        I'm embarrassed. I never caught that, and by adiplomat2002-01-27 03:42:06
      Two sidekicks? by SaleGamine2002-01-27 02:54:31
  Quelling rebellions.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-27 01:26:36
  Reading UF Posts! (n/t) by dok2002-01-27 01:14:14
  I am sleeping. by Spisefisken2002-01-27 01:12:10
  ...efil a evah d'I (n/t) by DaftGeek2002-01-27 01:02:55
  <Superhero voice>I'm UFieman! Saving the by adiplomat2002-01-27 00:59:27
    I'd like to audition please. by SaleGamine2002-01-27 02:42:12
  Sitting on a building ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-27 00:57:52
    *moves quietly away* by Naruki2002-01-27 11:17:28
      :) (n/t) by Linfalgamo2002-01-27 11:44:16
  Anything except messing with my financial stuff by Nea2002-01-27 00:24:38
  LARTing Naruki... by krupa2002-01-27 00:21:23
    *grin* by Naruki2002-01-27 07:12:33
      pay attention? are you kidding? by krupa2002-01-27 14:45:22
        These are not the droids you are looking for... by Naruki2002-01-27 14:59:19
          No, these aren't the... hey! (n/t) by krupa2002-01-27 15:40:05
            This is not the hay you are looking for... by Naruki2002-01-27 15:51:41
              would you please stop waving your hand in my face? by krupa2002-01-27 16:05:08
                Drat. But at least tell me by Naruki2002-01-27 16:14:55
                  Hah! by krupa2002-01-27 16:20:33
  Hunting... by mschild2002-01-27 00:12:27
  sleeping/watching tv/playing halo on pc by sketcher2002-01-27 00:02:56
    anyone have a *sliders remote? by sketcher2002-01-27 00:10:23
      oh man... this is bad by sketcher2002-01-27 00:20:05
        ok, found a sliders remote by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
          hmmm... the controls are tough by sketcher2006-11-19 12:55:59
          that is some toy ... by DragonLady2002-01-27 00:41:58
            yup... watch out for kampher by sketcher2002-01-27 00:59:59
  Reviewing the stats on my by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:01:45
    It's in the mail by mschild2002-01-27 00:09:58
      Oh good, by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:14:34
        aaahhh... so tempting... to moderate... by Nea2002-01-27 00:16:32
          mouse of death?.... (n/t) by sonofabusch2002-01-27 07:04:00
          Oooo..dodged a buttlet there! (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:19:11
            Gak..*use preview* (bullet of course) (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:19:48
              I kinda like by Nea2002-01-27 00:22:14
                Hmm, you know what they call by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:29:00
                  im inserting the sketcher element here by sketcher2002-01-27 00:39:22
                    Without venturing too far down this road, by Blackbyrd22002-01-27 00:42:27
                      buttlet is a cuter term for it by sketcher2002-01-27 01:03:43
                        Oh crap. by Naruki2002-01-27 07:09:30
                          Rules by mschild2002-01-27 07:56:26
                            i think we left that rule back over there by sketcher2002-01-27 09:19:31
                              I like to live by Naruki2002-01-27 10:54:05
Translation Thread by intx2002-01-27 00:00:00
  Esperanto by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
  traducere: românã/romanian by kossuth2002-01-27 10:49:57
  ATTN: IntX. by kossuth2002-01-27 10:41:19
    CRUD PUPPY!! by intx2002-01-27 13:02:02
      ok, let's fight Crud Puppy together!! by kossuth2002-01-27 16:47:57
  Dansk by Spisefisken2002-01-27 02:37:29
  deutsch/german by ipous2002-01-27 00:09:52

 

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