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Cartoon for Jan 24, 2002
Strip for Jan 24, 2002
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Happy things thread. by pantherace2002-01-24 23:18:06
  A long lost friend just emailed me :-)... by Mythago22002-01-25 09:08:11
  i go snowboarding again (n/t) by loonita2002-01-25 00:07:13
  I can FINALLY draw decent comics! by hitomi2002-01-24 23:46:07
  I finished my *.* paper! by alianthe2002-01-24 23:45:49
  I just discovered arstechnica.com by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 23:40:58
  Whent to comdex yesterday !!! by genocide782002-01-24 23:33:21
  I took over the world! by Argyle2002-01-24 23:31:16
    Full scale attack by genocide782002-01-24 23:37:07
      Nice plan. by Argyle2002-01-24 23:43:24
      things to do... by crazysteve2002-01-24 23:39:42
    simple by crazysteve2002-01-24 23:35:43
      That settles it then. by Argyle2002-01-24 23:46:48
        congrads by crazysteve2002-01-24 23:49:26
          Nah.... by Argyle2002-01-24 23:56:03
  I got an 'A'!!!!!! by krupa2002-01-24 23:26:35
    Thanks by pantherace2002-01-24 23:33:36
      Oh hell by pantherace2002-01-24 23:42:42
    Is that a sliding scale of some sort? by nawft2002-01-24 23:33:16
      Sounds like a curve. (n/t) by alianthe2002-01-24 23:47:34
Calling Nea. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 22:37:38
  No problem (n/t) by Nea2002-01-24 23:50:31
  Although, I notice it hasn't been too active. by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 23:23:56
    i got to admit to that, by loonita2002-01-25 00:05:54
  I'll do it if Nea's not around. (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 23:19:34
  i'm not nea..and i can't flip the thread... by Ubergeek22002-01-24 22:52:57
it's later than late by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:16:45
  <Three Stooges>Hello, hello, HELLO! by adiplomat2002-01-25 00:01:59
  Well I'm late... by Argyle2002-01-24 23:25:12
  Hello, all you wonderful people!!! by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:12:52
    ooh.. what music in the CD player? by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 23:17:53
      no party is complete without by nawft2002-01-24 23:27:29
        In what mood? by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 23:29:17
          That's my kind of party by nawft2002-01-24 23:36:35
          Gag n' barf??? <n/t> by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:30:13
      Hm difficult choice... by Apfel2002-01-24 23:24:10
      that's a spectrum of music <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 23:19:01
        There are only two kinds of music: by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 23:20:45
          not terribly self centric by crazysteve2002-01-24 23:22:09
    'sup g? (n/t) by krupa2002-01-24 23:17:23
    ooo oo, he's playing eminenya by nawft2002-01-24 23:17:01
      Naw... I'll start off the music with by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:22:32
        those things come in pints? by nawft2002-01-24 23:24:32
        *gag* by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 23:24:31
          I do take special requests. by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:28:56
            Tea Party sound fine to me by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 23:33:06
              I could live with that! by Apfel2002-01-24 23:58:45
                early deftones.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-25 00:03:05
                  Well the sad thing is... by Apfel2002-01-25 00:06:52
              Forgot the food. by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:35:58
  Good evening UFIEnam!!! (Ufiedom?) by nawft2002-01-24 22:50:12
    no FedEX trucks full of CA$H? (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-24 22:54:06
      don't you divert that convoy!! by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:57:01
    ok by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:52:56
  Ok, off I go... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 22:46:51
  Wheeeeee! by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 22:29:13
  Good morning modern-day hero by SaleGamine2002-01-24 22:27:56
    not really <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:39:40
      Anything we could do to help? (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 22:41:13
        send cash donations to... by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:42:29
          Sorry, can't help you there :( by SaleGamine2002-01-24 22:44:30
            it was interesting by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:50:27
For those that are wondering... by Arienadean2002-01-24 18:57:15
  {{{Arienadean}}} (n/t) by Mew-ra2002-01-25 00:32:15
  I am so sorry to hear this by loonita2002-01-25 00:14:12
  A suggestion . . . by Dazed2002-01-24 23:28:37
  thank you for the inspiration. by Ubergeek22002-01-24 22:16:53
  {{{Arienadean}}} by Apfel2002-01-24 22:15:02
  I hate feeling helpless. by pantherace2002-01-24 22:08:39
  {{{Arienadean}}} by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 21:38:15
  {{{Arienadean}}} by legato2002-01-24 21:14:12
  I am saddened to hear that by nawft2002-01-24 21:11:34
    I know and its ok by Arienadean2002-01-24 21:52:17
  I'm really sorry to hear that (n/t) by skeegenin2002-01-24 21:08:04
  I hope there's by Paphos2002-01-24 20:15:21
    Thanks everyone by Arienadean2002-01-24 20:46:18
  {{{Arienadean}}} (n/t) by hads2002-01-24 19:52:38
  I don't know what to say by SaleGamine2002-01-24 19:45:45
  I wish I could say something to make you by Ladygeek2002-01-24 19:43:23
  {{Arienadean}} (n/t) by Arcanum2002-01-24 19:43:23
  {{{Arienadean}}} by slamlander2002-01-24 19:38:11
  {{{Arienadean}}} by saxguy022002-01-24 19:21:04
  So sorry, dear. :( by Kickstart2002-01-24 19:18:43
  {{{Arienadean}}} by JPaganel2002-01-24 19:11:47
  I can only say... by Nickface2002-01-24 19:11:03
  {{{arienadean}}} (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 19:07:58
  I'm so sorry to hear that (n/t) by Nea2002-01-24 19:07:29
AAAAHHHH!! by crazysteve2002-01-24 17:20:37
  <spelling nazi> .... you get a... by sonofabusch2002-01-24 21:51:35
  You might find this article by SaleGamine2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You left out "unmitigated waste of carbon" :) (n/t) by Frogboy2002-01-24 20:58:52
  I know these people.. by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 20:34:00
    but what would you do with by sonofabusch2002-01-24 21:48:15
      two words by crazysteve2002-01-24 21:50:44
        more pairs of words by z1root2002-01-24 22:30:48
          bon fire <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 22:40:59
  Thank you...& a question... by Ubergeek22002-01-24 18:09:47
    i promise i'm not asking for tech support. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-24 18:10:47
      ...I suppose <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 18:12:18
        do you hate it more or less when.. by Ubergeek22002-01-24 20:26:21
          well, that'd have to be less by crazysteve2002-01-24 20:33:24
  {{{crazysteve}}} by SaleGamine2002-01-24 18:01:28
uh, they misspelled Illiad's name on by Dazed2006-11-19 12:55:59
  you're right, they used only 1 L. (n/t) by Ubergeek22002-01-24 18:12:55
BDPOTD by Frogboy2002-01-24 15:37:34
is it bad when by crazysteve2002-01-24 15:08:39
  *plays with crazysteve's phone cords* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 15:15:37
    well hey by crazysteve2002-01-24 15:25:01
      *meows pathetically* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 15:45:52
        *LARTs self* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 16:00:46
Allow me to point out an Outlook 2000 bug by Kickstart2002-01-24 14:54:21
  I couldn't reproduce the problem by Beavis2002-01-24 22:01:35
  Unintelligent? I don't know. by nin_man2002-01-24 15:16:40
    More importantly... by Kickstart2002-01-24 15:35:44
      Ah, yes. Unintelligent indeed. ;) by Naruki2002-01-24 15:52:08
  *meow* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:57:28
    Unfortunately...I have to. by Kickstart2002-01-24 15:00:21
      It's called GroupWise. by fredf2002-01-24 16:03:45
        yeah by nimdokk2002-01-24 17:46:28
          !Groupwise (n/t) by slamlander2002-01-24 18:13:06
            heh by nimdokk2002-01-24 18:41:56
              I've used both ... by slamlander2002-01-24 19:44:05
                true by nimdokk2002-01-24 20:27:58
      Ouch. by Mew-ra2002-01-24 15:06:28
Hardware questions by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Shuttle by JPaganel2002-01-24 19:23:28
  Abit by nystran2002-01-24 19:13:07
  Both Tyan and Asus work well with either. by slamlander2002-01-24 16:56:59
  I like ASUS boards myself. by fredf2002-01-24 16:17:47
Calling all disappeared people! by Kickstart2002-01-24 14:13:27
  "I miss [CENSORED] E" (n/t) by skeegenin2002-01-24 22:19:06
    You can Ron, but you can't hide! (n/t) by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 23:49:10
  Here are other folks I miss seeing... by Paphos2002-01-24 18:34:15
    Schol's gone? ARRRGH! (n/t) by whybird2002-01-24 20:42:57
      No. by Naruki2002-01-24 20:45:42
        Gosh, Naruki - now YOU'RE making me feel better! (n/t) by whybird2002-01-24 20:48:53
    I have seen a couple of them. by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 20:40:30
      pff.. I should read further down before posting by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 20:43:26
    Too spammy. (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-24 18:52:55
      Oh.... I guess I would by Paphos2002-01-24 18:58:09
        It's doubtful by Kickstart2002-01-24 19:11:34
          Indeed by Illiad2002-01-24 20:13:11
            Thanks guys... by Paphos2002-01-24 20:35:27
  I don't think anyone missed me (sniff...) by whybird2002-01-24 17:30:27
    You've been busy with a new baby, no? by Paphos2002-01-24 18:37:17
      I used to post a fair bit, but tailed off by whybird2002-01-24 20:40:45
        I remember you. by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 20:42:15
          Hooray! by whybird2002-01-24 20:46:30
            ... BTW I think I said "byrds" of a feather by whybird2002-01-24 21:03:29
              I believe you are right. by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 21:17:16
    Who are you? by Naruki2002-01-24 18:03:44
      Ah Naruki - caring as ever. by whybird2002-01-24 20:36:44
        Oh, really? by Naruki2002-01-24 20:44:50
          Oooohhh.... by whybird2002-01-24 20:54:09
            I also didn't mention if I was the by Naruki2002-01-25 09:21:29
  Awwww..... It feels nice to be missed. :-) by gaygeek2002-01-24 16:56:38
  lessa, hellahulla, simu, fredy, kimi, by Caius2002-01-24 15:00:44
    gosh, by lessa2002-01-24 16:12:02
    lessa is around by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
  where's sir lox elroy? by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-24 14:59:18
  "I is here" by z1root2002-01-24 14:47:27
  Yeah, I brought him out of the... by Naruki2002-01-24 14:36:35
  Looking at the mugshots by JPaganel2006-11-19 12:55:59
    They are for the IRC channel people by Kickstart2002-01-24 14:47:11
      that is ... a mugshot ... KS by DragonLady2002-01-24 15:10:25
        I thought it was hideous too :) (n/t) by Kickstart2002-01-24 15:36:29
  well I noticed by Arienadean2002-01-24 14:17:12
    good luck :) (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:20:04
  where the heck is whiplash? (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:17:06
    I asked Kickstart that by Paphos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  He was here a day or three ago. by nin_man2002-01-24 14:14:55
    I saw kikikimi a while ago.... by krupa2002-01-24 23:16:02
      Thhhtppt! by JPaganel2002-01-24 23:43:08
        Double Thhhtppt ! by Paphos2002-01-25 06:52:19
<EXPLETIVE DELETED> it finally happened by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 12:22:26
  Slot <anything> is dead. by slamlander2002-01-24 18:22:33
  To bring it back to life try... by Halcyon2002-01-24 17:36:53
    LOL that was funny, (n/t) by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 19:00:27
  Hmm. by baski2002-01-24 15:48:28
    tempting but one tech i know wants me by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:41:06
      20 bucks??? Around here 286 are worth like ... by Halcyon2002-01-24 17:40:03
  "Good luck! (you're gonna need it)" by z1root2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i'm seeing slot 1's all over the pricewatch.com by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:39:34
      You wont find many new slot 1 CPUs by slamlander2002-01-24 18:21:14
      slot A is AMD Athelon (n/t) by slamlander2002-01-24 18:19:32
        yeah that is what i have by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 19:01:31
          Yeah, I have >one< of those too... by slamlander2002-01-24 19:48:34
  Been there... by JPaganel2002-01-24 12:52:25
    I've had several people tell me soyo is good by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:33:37
      I have an Epox by JPaganel2002-01-24 19:44:50
      Gigabyte.... all my boards worked awesome... by Halcyon2002-01-24 17:45:12
        thanks for the input (n/t) by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 18:59:07
  *pat**pat* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 12:29:58
    i have 4 gallons of fresh tea i made tuesday by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:34:39
  *hands over a hammer* by Apfel2002-01-24 12:28:04
    technically it is still under warranty so maybe by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:36:39
  {{{{Da_Ediot}}}} (n/t) by Arienadean2002-01-24 12:24:37
    thanks but do you have a system board that takes by Da_Ediot2002-01-24 16:37:34
ShotD (on behalf of the Bard) by cristobal2002-01-24 11:32:19
  4) by mirage2002-01-24 12:23:57
    That depends on by Caius2002-01-24 12:39:21
  1) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 11:36:06
NPotD by SaleGamine2002-01-24 11:13:27
  Cloak, black or white by pantherace2002-01-24 22:38:51
  Every good peice of clothing... by Nickface2002-01-24 19:04:03
  Unfortunately, I'm in Florida by Logika2002-01-24 17:52:12
  hmm by nimdokk2002-01-24 15:24:53
  Gran's knitted socks. by Eco2002-01-24 13:50:50
    anything else? by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 13:57:27
      Just one sock. (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 14:05:42
        One? by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 14:11:14
  black pants and my black NIN tank top :) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 13:39:52
    You know, I'd almost swoon at that. by nin_man2002-01-24 13:46:50
      Indoors, dear nin_man, indoors by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 13:53:46
        Oh, silly me by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 13:59:33
  Warm black shirt, black jeans by Migiizis2002-01-24 12:04:00
    Gauntlets? by Sehmket2002-01-24 12:19:56
      My hands get *really* cold at w**k, by bladedancer2002-01-24 14:44:46
      I did the samething with the batting gloves by Migiizis2002-01-24 12:52:54
  Mmm... by Sehmket2002-01-24 11:57:38
    chopsticks... by DoggieChew2002-01-24 13:09:40
      ::blushing smile:: by Sehmket2002-01-24 15:21:52
    what material? by crazysteve2002-01-24 12:07:27
      It's... by Sehmket2002-01-24 12:17:34
  Hmm. Of all my winter gear, by bladedancer2002-01-24 11:44:00
  Well again it's... by Apfel2002-01-24 11:40:43
  Leather motorcycle jacket with a fur collar by JPaganel2002-01-24 11:36:12
    I almost forgot... by JPaganel2002-01-24 11:39:28
      I'm fine :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 11:47:22
  Jeans and a T-Shirt by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:32:21
  Sweaters by rwrannells2002-01-24 11:31:20
    Nice snug sweaters are good things. :) (n/t) by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:47:33
    Ditto and fleece :) (n/t) by Arienadean2002-01-24 11:36:22
      Comfort and Warmth by rwrannells2002-01-24 12:08:28
  My long coat by Pic2002-01-24 11:23:36
  pants by crazysteve2002-01-24 11:16:44
    Does this mean you usually go without? (n/t) by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:33:04
      ...no by crazysteve2002-01-24 11:38:36
      I'd rather not know! ;) (n/t) by Apfel2002-01-24 11:35:00
Time for school? by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
  A New York Times subscription? by justncase2002-01-24 11:36:03
    Oh yeah, forgot the std disclaimer by mikosullivan2002-01-24 12:11:34
      So how much are they paying for each registration? by Apfel2002-01-24 12:17:05
Hmm... No Shameless Diary Plug Thread yet! by ChuckAB2006-11-19 12:55:59
  ok by crazysteve2006-11-19 12:55:59
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-01-24 10:39:03
  **grabs his pointy troll stick** <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 10:45:51
<Deleted><Deleted>2002-01-24 09:31:45
  Tick tock... Tick tock... Tick tock... by Naruki2002-01-24 09:41:58
    too bad... by bdot2002-01-24 09:46:23
      Actually the boards work really well by pecosdave2002-01-24 09:49:11
        and before using keyboard, check brain is in gear! (n/t) by Medentic2002-01-24 13:58:52
          LOL! Way to go Medentic (n/t) by Paphos2002-01-24 18:48:02
  nevermind by bdot2002-01-24 09:33:33
who is Illiad? by bdot2002-01-24 09:31:37
  who is bdot ??? by Medentic2002-01-24 13:59:04
  ...an international man of mystery... <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 10:39:22
    egads now I'm hearing that music by Arienadean2002-01-24 13:04:23
  The artist who creates these cartoons for us.(n/t) by Migiizis2002-01-24 09:32:34
    correction: the extremely talented artist... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 10:14:00
      Hey, now. by nin_man2002-01-24 10:29:44
        whatever happened to by dark_jedi2002-01-24 16:19:35
          Spot the newbie! by Sehmket2002-01-24 16:56:25
            could be worse by crazysteve2002-01-24 17:22:40
              What is this? by Sehmket2002-01-24 20:31:45
caption contest anyone? by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
  My overall caption by Paphos2002-01-24 18:56:03
  Yes, it´s fun. I gave it a try too (2) (n/t) by Medentic2002-01-24 14:14:54
  I gave it a try too!!! by laserman2002-01-24 12:49:52
    i see that :) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 13:03:19
  I could only think of captions for two pictures by Stavros2002-01-24 12:12:23
  previous entries now appear! :) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 11:53:24
    or not... problems with the site... hang on... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 11:56:50
      okay it's done :) (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 12:02:55
        Works great, just checked it out! (n/t) by pecosdave2002-01-24 12:03:48
  Done it! by Apfel2002-01-24 10:20:31
  I went and looked by Migiizis2002-01-24 09:41:20
    There, put my entries in (n/t) by Migiizis2002-01-24 12:42:16
  Is there anywhere... by nin_man2002-01-24 09:40:07
    hrm i dunno how to do that by Ma Petite2002-01-24 10:15:54
      Does everything we type in get dumped to a file? by pecosdave2002-01-24 10:26:19
        i'm really not sure.. it's tripod... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 10:36:30
          You've got them, right? by nin_man2002-01-24 10:38:13
            uhmm, that was my next suggestion by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:02:21
            i'll do that (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 10:56:44
  I gave it a try by pecosdave2002-01-24 09:36:27
    me too ... monty python anyone? :) (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 10:16:20
Since noone has mentioned it yet: by Pic2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Actually, by Talon07202002-01-24 10:09:04
    Oops... by Pic2002-01-24 10:43:42
Poe, anyone? by smore-r-less2002-01-24 08:29:31
  Personally, I like a lot of Walt Whitman's stuff (n/t) by krupa2002-01-24 23:22:19
  Dipsy and La-la are almost as good as Poe... by whybird2002-01-24 17:28:55
  Coleridge by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:29:36
  My favorite peom by flamebait2002-01-24 14:17:33
  ooh ooh. by bladedancer2006-11-19 12:55:59
  I would have to say by SnArL2002-01-24 11:14:12
  Humm. Well by SaleGamine2002-01-24 10:45:13
  Shel Silverstein (sp?) by Nickface2002-01-24 10:43:23
  Hmm... by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:52:15
    Post Em by mikosullivan2002-01-24 08:58:42
      There's some in my diary. by Sehmket2002-01-24 09:13:01
  Siegfried Sassoon by breezeblock2002-01-24 08:47:24
    I like his shampoo too. (What a diverse guy!) by mikosullivan2002-01-24 08:49:07
      LOL nah, that was his brother, videol :o ) (n/t) by breezeblock2002-01-24 08:59:24
  My three favorite poems by mikosullivan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    i enjoy all three by Ubergeek22002-01-24 08:43:41
  Richard Brautigan. by special_ed2002-01-24 08:37:19
VX2 pop-up ads by whytwolf2006-11-19 12:55:59
  a slight correction to your subject line by Ma Petite2002-01-24 12:22:43
  i don't have it... at least at work... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 12:21:24
  *shudder* by Arcanum2002-01-24 09:58:04
  Access to this web page is restricted at this time by smore-r-less2002-01-24 08:22:43
    NOT ME... by smore-r-less2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Tasteless by websense_sucks2002-01-24 08:31:41
    Tasteless? by whytwolf2002-01-24 08:31:04
      well BESS (ick) finds AYBABTU tasteless... (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-24 10:34:06
A(na)DCT by ChicoScience2002-01-24 08:07:09
  I think my eyesight is going. by nin_man2002-01-24 08:09:23
    yada yada by ChicoScience2002-01-24 08:10:31
      yada yada by Slacktime2002-01-24 09:41:15
      Who needs the Internet Oracle? by nin_man2002-01-24 08:12:43
        Hey! by ChicoScience2002-01-24 09:38:20
          oh, the internet oracle... by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-24 15:12:39
Our school's router sucks :( by i_am_pi2002-01-24 06:57:54
  At least you CAN do those things... by Tonza2002-01-24 08:18:21
    *pat head* bumma ... here, have some chocolate :) (n/t) by Stacato2002-01-24 08:28:01
    (((Tonza))) by Ubergeek22002-01-24 08:26:51
  How many of those apps, by pecosdave2002-01-24 07:18:49
    i store work on ftp servers, i use ssh and telnet by i_am_pi2002-01-24 09:05:23
The UFie Bait Thread by i_am_pi2002-01-24 06:52:38
  Cafeine! ::drool:: by hitomi2002-01-24 15:00:09
  ::reaches for caffine:: by Sehmket2002-01-24 10:27:17
  hmm.. no-one's biting... (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-24 10:15:17
  Fortran IV code -- 50,000 lines -- by sonofabusch2002-01-24 07:21:28
    Are you by mirage2002-01-24 09:51:05
      Could be worse. by special_ed2002-01-24 10:46:27
        NOOOO!!! by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:55:38
          sounds like the database by crazysteve2002-01-24 11:57:12
      It's preferable to ADA (n/t) by rwrannells2002-01-24 09:58:32
        Yes, by mirage2002-01-24 12:17:02
          So what's wrong with Ada? by Beorn2002-01-24 14:00:21
            Designed By Committee by rwrannells2002-01-24 14:05:06
              Not a committee - a team! :-) by Beorn2002-01-24 14:41:18
              sounds rather bloated by crazysteve2002-01-24 14:17:06
                If Windows had been written in Ada ... by Beorn2002-01-24 14:42:58
    No Not Ada by rwrannells2002-01-24 07:24:47
  /me sets out wounded rabbit to summon migiizis by pecosdave2002-01-24 07:14:29
  The best toy on the planet by glytch782002-01-24 07:13:34
    *meow!* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:26:02
    Illiad, it's a marketing goldmine! by nin_man2002-01-24 07:39:17
      I would. (n/t) by Sehmket2002-01-24 07:56:58
      Inclined to agree (n/t) by Relyc2002-01-24 07:52:48
The Daily Zootlewurdle by i_am_pi2002-01-24 06:44:37
  Garage´s parkeren by Medentic2002-01-24 09:40:53
Good night! Sleepy-time thread. by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:41:54
  Good night by SaleGamine2002-01-24 06:50:29
CotD by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Mew-Ra, I know thee, well... by skeegenin2002-01-24 22:28:52
  Lays out an elaborate feast... by saxguy022002-01-24 19:28:37
  Mew-ra, you are by JPaganel2002-01-24 14:37:30
    *bats at stuffed ball* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:44:58
  *purrs thank you and blushes underneath fur* (n/t) by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:20:21
  Mew-Ra by Slacktime2002-01-24 09:53:05
  The sweet kittens of this board by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:50:02
  Like any Good Cat by rwrannells2002-01-24 07:46:38
  *gives Mew-Ra catnip* by DaNutBall2002-01-24 07:39:46
  My favourite internet-kitten ;-) by Eco2002-01-24 07:15:33
    *bats yellow ball of yarn into the pile* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:54:10
  Mew-Ra Zootlewurdle by pecosdave2002-01-24 06:56:25
  Er... by nin_man2002-01-24 06:44:55
  /me tosses a ball of yarn in the comment thread (n/t) by i_am_pi2002-01-24 06:31:55
    *pounces* by Mew-ra2002-01-24 14:52:32
  to our mew-ra by LunarRainn2002-01-24 06:29:35
  Here we go again... by adiplomat2002-01-24 05:44:14
    Wonderful Limerick by Slacktime2002-01-24 09:48:08
    That is a great poem by Paphos2002-01-24 08:40:21
  Noone purrs more beautiful than Mew-ra! (n/t) by lexx2002-01-24 05:15:20
  Our very own kitty by Spisefisken2002-01-24 05:11:30
Buy, Sell, or Trade here! by adiplomat2002-01-24 04:59:38
  Anybody got 68-pin SCSI-2 drives by JPaganel2002-01-24 12:21:44
  Looking for SLR camera (repost from yesterday) by beez2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Nimdokk by beez2002-01-24 08:01:21
      well by nimdokk2002-01-24 15:12:16
  <Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
    AARGH - sorry for the double post by beez2002-01-24 08:02:19
  Link to my book auction by Kickstart2006-11-19 12:55:59
    How much for the hand? (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 08:03:02
      that's what i was looking for in the description.. by Ubergeek22002-01-24 08:41:52
        Nothing and everything by Kickstart2002-01-24 09:34:49
    Even though I should keep by adiplomat2002-01-24 07:18:35
Anybody seen this before by Spisefisken2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Thank whoever my interview didn't go that horribly by Dazed2002-01-24 15:59:17
  i like the one with the scorpio best by loonita2002-01-24 05:19:34
    Scorpio managerial qualities by NOLAWitch2002-01-24 11:04:20
      You've got to be kidding by rwrannells2002-01-24 11:19:53
        Um, yeah. by NOLAWitch2002-01-24 13:00:07
          Isn't that what the Interview is All About by rwrannells2002-01-24 13:27:02
            I fled Indiana as soon as I was able. by NOLAWitch2002-01-24 13:32:42
              You're Obviously Smarter then I Am by rwrannells2002-01-24 13:51:46
    I quit reading them. by rewt_2002-01-24 09:29:54
      Prospective. Big difference. ;) by Naruki2002-01-24 18:19:44
  Some outlandish lies on that site... by Rewt_2002-01-24 04:57:47
    But not all do. by Naruki2002-01-24 09:47:55
    Pssst, hey Rewt .... by Paphos2002-01-24 06:46:35
      As you wish. by rewt_2002-01-24 09:26:27
    But what if it was with a stopclock by Spisefisken2002-01-24 05:07:30
      15 second control V by rewt_2002-01-24 09:25:40
A Modest Proposal by special_ed2002-01-24 03:34:26
  Wow.. simply awesome! by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 21:35:30
  FYOSR??? by Caius2002-01-24 11:34:26
    After reading the replies to your post... by Naruki2002-01-24 14:16:56
      You said... by Kickstart2002-01-24 17:09:36
        Nope, just a general response. by Naruki2002-01-24 18:08:24
      a lot to read by Caius2002-01-24 14:49:06
        Aww, let me squeak again! by Naruki2002-01-24 16:18:16
    They will learn by Didactylos2002-01-24 11:49:37
      cynicism is not humour by Caius2002-01-24 12:22:36
        Hey! by Didactylos2002-01-24 13:12:21
        You don't know our buddy Patty, do you? by nin_man2002-01-24 12:46:54
          Oh, we have the same kind over here by Caius2002-01-24 14:09:00
            Interestingly enough, by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 21:59:06
            Why? by mirage2002-01-24 14:29:10
              Ahem. by Naruki2002-01-24 14:34:00
                And to by mirage2002-01-24 14:35:29
                  Well... by Naruki2002-01-24 14:37:57
                    Surely not by mirage2002-01-24 14:44:09
            You're missing something here. by nin_man2002-01-24 14:23:57
              Satire by Kickstart2002-01-24 17:14:11
            oh yeah let's start moderating other words too by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:15:53
              <Deleted><Deleted>2002-01-24 14:24:05
                and another thing... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 15:05:03
                  right or wrong ... by fredy2002-01-25 10:10:53
                I know this is a conversation by Nea2002-01-24 14:40:07
        Perhaps... by special_ed2002-01-24 12:46:22
      *Cough cough* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 11:55:12
        ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2002-01-24 12:13:13
          Oh, so true... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 12:45:24
            i read Ringworld when I was about 12 by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 13:43:23
              And look where it got you...(n/t) by JPaganel2002-01-24 14:21:54
                i doubt it. by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 16:53:06
    That I'm a jerk? by special_ed2002-01-24 11:47:46
      Amazing by Caius2002-01-24 12:36:26
        I don't get it? by special_ed2002-01-24 12:52:36
          caius would you have banned... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 13:06:11
            Yes, I would, if I had reason to believe by Caius2002-01-24 13:53:22
              Fact is ... by fredy2002-01-24 15:08:31
                Could you not use... by Kickstart2002-01-24 16:56:11
                about movies... by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-24 16:38:12
                While I appreciate your ironic humor... by Naruki2002-01-24 16:20:28
              The FYOS rule... by Nea2002-01-24 14:37:43
              You've got a touch of hypocrisy, yourself. by Naruki2002-01-24 14:29:59
              another thing... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:09:09
              So the World has to be Sanatized by rwrannells2002-01-24 14:08:17
                That's "Satanized" ... by slamlander2002-01-24 19:54:37
              i suppose you'd start banning books too then? (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:06:54
  Correction: by Naruki2002-01-24 10:16:26
  I vote we just drop a nuke! (n/t) by dark_jedi2002-01-24 08:14:03
  FAR too modest......... by sonofabusch2002-01-24 07:50:21
    I think a singular target is needed. by nin_man2002-01-24 07:54:38
      definitely... falwell or robertson... either idiot (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 08:04:06
    Did Limbaugh by rwrannells2002-01-24 07:52:55
  Good lord, _ed. by nin_man2002-01-24 06:04:27
  After reading all the posts so far... by Sehmket2002-01-24 05:54:48
    Swift did it better . . . by bookwyrm2002-01-24 07:16:51
      Well, duh. by special_ed2002-01-24 07:19:42
        I agree with all three points. by nin_man2002-01-24 07:57:55
    Of course. Lovely, in its way. (n/t) by Znirk2002-01-24 06:12:03
    Here's the link! by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:23:33
      Well, that's odd... by Sehmket2002-01-24 06:06:48
        um, change FTP to HTTP by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Dangit! by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:01:30
            s'ok by Ma Petite2002-01-24 08:04:53
              Thanks by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:13:59
                Shameless plug. by special_ed2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  more html help by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  Cool! by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:28:27
    Yes, I caught that, and love the Swift essay. by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:01:32
  If I may... by daveinedm2002-01-24 05:47:59
    Here's your change: 2¢ by Naruki2002-01-24 10:26:11
    It was not _Ed's status that I really wanted by adiplomat2002-01-24 05:59:12
      Respected? by nin_man2002-01-24 06:05:27
        Oh, all right, how about tolerated? :+) by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:08:57
  Awww by RedHatDude2002-01-24 04:43:57
  WHAT???? by breezeblock2002-01-24 03:52:10
    my $.02 by doinshots2002-01-24 06:09:03
      doinshot has the best comment on this I think! by Apfel2002-01-24 08:06:24
        Would I be out of line... by nin_man2002-01-24 08:11:38
          U R So stupED. by special_ed2002-01-24 08:17:30
          Hmmm... by Apfel2002-01-24 08:16:07
      well said (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:37:27
    On the contrary... by special_ed2002-01-24 04:43:35
      Fair Comment. by breezeblock2002-01-24 05:31:56
        ah okay :) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:16:31
        Sorry to hear it. by special_ed2002-01-24 05:45:38
          ... by RedHatDude2002-01-24 05:47:17
            ah name-calling... the true hallmark of a troll (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:34:23
            Sad. Originallity is the key to a proper slam. by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:07:02
              I wasn't "slamming" him by RedHatDude2002-01-24 06:09:00
                Interesting... (n/t) by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:15:11
                  Funny... by Naruki2002-01-24 11:11:32
    Breeze, Special_ed is a long-time poster on this by adiplomat2002-01-24 04:31:06
      Don't forget, UK allows censorship... by slamlander2002-01-24 10:16:36
      Ahh... I see! by breezeblock2002-01-24 04:59:06
        calm down... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:15:17
        Not the case. You, being a newbie, had no right by adiplomat2002-01-24 05:27:52
          Oh fr' crud's sake!!! by breezeblock2002-01-24 06:14:37
            Ha! You wish. by Naruki2002-01-24 11:01:55
            I don't think you are a troll. by flamebait2002-01-24 07:54:25
        Right by RedHatDude2002-01-24 05:12:17
          Can I wish flaming, throbbing hemorrhoids by NOLAWitch2002-01-24 07:17:33
            I'll wish... by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:10:20
            Don't you think... by nin_man2002-01-24 07:40:07
            *snicker* sure (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 07:21:02
      And by RedHatDude2002-01-24 04:52:46
        What do you make of the statement by Spisefisken2002-01-24 04:56:28
          But the poster in question by RedHatDude2002-01-24 05:05:32
            ahem by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:20:13
              True, true by SnArL2002-01-24 08:52:35
            Two things by Spisefisken2002-01-24 05:14:19
              Except that by RedHatDude2006-11-19 12:55:59
                if you don't like it, don't read it... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:21:14
                  Also good advice... by RedHatDude2002-01-24 06:36:36
                    you missed it... by a mile... (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:40:12
                I would think that... by special_ed2002-01-24 06:16:11
                  You'd be suprised... by RedHatDude2002-01-24 06:27:28
                    I have a problem with violence against humans. by special_ed2002-01-24 06:51:45
                      You are NOT! by Blackbyrd22002-01-24 23:32:26
                      People who don't eat meat by SnArL2002-01-24 08:48:46
                  and IF you had read his post... by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:23:07
                    Ahh by RedHatDude2002-01-24 06:41:11
                      Being a racist pig... by Naruki2002-01-24 10:51:45
                      He isn't? by special_ed2002-01-24 06:45:36
                      oh please by Ma Petite2002-01-24 06:42:44
                Well, if you were in charge, there sure would by adiplomat2002-01-24 05:52:50
                I dunno... by Sehmket2002-01-24 05:49:37
      Just so we can be clear, by special_ed2002-01-24 04:38:10
        The reference was to the post I replied to. by adiplomat2002-01-24 04:50:28
          Tell me, by Znirk2002-01-24 06:19:11
            It works two ways. First, "Adiplomat" as in the by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:29:41
              Yeah. by nin_man2002-01-24 06:33:04
                Well, I learned not too long ago that a newbie by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:38:41
                  I have an opinion there... by Naruki2002-01-24 10:43:51
                    YOU have an OPINION?!? by special_ed2002-01-24 11:00:50
                      I would PREFER it IF you WOULD by Naruki2002-01-24 11:03:09
                  Oooh, where was that? by nin_man2002-01-24 06:42:17
            Apparently... by nin_man2002-01-24 06:21:03
          Because I like to disagree... by nin_man2002-01-24 06:13:09
            I stated an opinion, carefully using "I think". by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:24:56
              Actually, dippy by flamebait2002-01-24 07:25:04
                I wish that were true. by nin_man2002-01-24 07:35:47
                  Not True by rwrannells2002-01-24 07:40:39
                    Speak for yourself (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-01-24 07:42:07
                      Of Course (n/t) by rwrannells2002-01-24 07:48:07
                  Well Jason, you do ask for it. by Spisefisken2002-01-24 07:40:03
                Troll troll troll your post by pecosdave2002-01-24 07:30:42
                  Just pointing out the facts. by flamebait2002-01-24 10:40:31
                    Mostly I was refering to the "dippy" part. (n/t) by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:24:02
              Just making sure... by nin_man2002-01-24 06:31:45
                Yup. I wanted to be very careful not to squelch by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:35:18
          Roasting adiplomat by wiredog2002-01-24 05:00:41
            adiplomat roasting on an open fire... by Naruki2002-01-24 10:38:51
              Bravo! by breezeblock2002-01-24 13:44:59
                Oh, don't misunderstand me, too. by Naruki2002-01-24 14:26:02
                  Information assimilated and indexed by breezeblock2002-01-24 15:01:02
                    *grin* by Naruki2002-01-24 15:56:39
                Blatant plug by Nea2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  So YOU say. by Naruki2002-01-24 14:22:19
                    shifting from your non-gender position? ;) (n/t) by SD Maruko-kun2002-01-24 15:57:42
                      Not really. by Naruki2002-01-24 16:08:50
                  OK, i bit ;o) by breezeblock2002-01-24 14:22:18
                    OmniCode Nit-Pick: by chuckab2002-01-24 15:07:05
                      I should let someone else answer by Nea2002-01-24 15:14:55
                        all i know is this... by Ma Petite2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    now put it in your permanent diary :) (n/t) by Ma Petite2002-01-24 14:24:44
                      And dance for us. Dance, I say! (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 14:26:30
                        nah, I dont do the dance thing by breezeblock2002-01-24 14:48:33
                        Brings back bad memories? by Naruki2002-01-24 14:27:21
                          Riverdance. (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 14:28:47
                            I don't remember you in that... by Naruki2002-01-24 14:31:17
              Aplause, Aplause by rwrannells2002-01-24 10:49:47
            ....chips and 'dip'..... (n/t) by sonofabusch2002-01-24 07:30:38
            ::Chuckle:: by Sehmket2002-01-24 05:47:01
              Yeah, yeah... by adiplomat2002-01-24 06:13:26
                Bwahahaha!!!! by Sehmket2002-01-24 06:15:08
          No I would never roast anybody by Spisefisken2002-01-24 04:51:46
      Seconded by Spisefisken2002-01-24 04:35:15
        All in favor, say Aye by pecosdave2002-01-24 06:43:48
          Aye! by IByte2002-01-24 07:03:21
            Ni by Spisefisken2002-01-24 07:05:01
  Good there is a disclaimer by Spisefisken2002-01-24 03:50:50
    He. by Naruki2002-01-24 10:02:11
RSOTD by Apfel2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Very good song by Pic2002-01-24 02:23:51
    Great to hear you like it! by Apfel2002-01-24 02:41:35
      Amen! (n/t) by Pic2002-01-24 03:21:25
The saga continues... by Pic2002-01-24 01:46:57
  All Miranda has to do by wiredog2002-01-24 05:02:12
    minor continuity glitch by dcnblues2002-01-24 08:03:27
    Why Miranda??? by Eco2002-01-24 07:29:26
      Because by wiredog2006-11-19 12:55:59
      I don't think the other employees would have the by pecosdave2002-01-24 07:43:59
        Point... by Eco2002-01-24 08:20:03
  N'sync? by gozomj2002-01-24 04:24:03
    The body... by Pic2002-01-24 06:42:42
  With that body.. by Eco2002-01-24 02:01:19
    Real-life Quake? by Pic2002-01-24 02:10:08
      Does Erwin still happen to have by pecosdave2002-01-24 04:18:31
tsk tsk Illiad by DragonLady2002-01-24 01:43:17
  What is wrong with having a beard? (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-01-24 01:59:07
    Have you read "Cryptonomicon" ? by phenyl2002-01-24 02:40:06
      No! (n/t) by Spisefisken2002-01-24 03:05:19
        But, Fishy, I'm sure that by DragonLady2002-01-24 03:38:15
          Giving in to the humidity by wiredog2002-01-24 05:03:27
G'nacht ... by slamlander2002-01-24 00:54:20
  i'll be the first to follow you *yawn* by LunarRainn2002-01-24 01:10:37
Sid's first time... by WingNut2002-01-24 00:40:24
  I think the Crud puppy... by KayMan2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Ah, the old board. by nin_man2002-01-24 13:33:42
  Hehe by vol2002-01-24 01:05:59
    I wonder... by Eco2002-01-24 01:09:33
      What about Matt? by Pic2002-01-24 01:13:06
        are you kidding? by mcnutcase2002-01-24 01:56:55
          Well by Pic2002-01-24 02:11:10
            As I recall by mcnutcase2006-11-19 12:55:59
              Oops... by Pic2002-01-24 02:26:10
"The Internet virtual beverage house" by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:23:05
  Well, by gaygeek2002-01-24 17:01:11
    *blush* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 20:57:43
      The company of my fellow Ufies by gaygeek2002-01-24 23:17:28
  Warm fuzzies... shaven, not furred. by ChicoScience2002-01-24 08:09:52
    It seems cruel to shave them. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:48:07
      Ahh.. but so many things are cute without fur... by ChicoScience2002-01-24 09:37:46
        *Looks at sleeping cat* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 09:50:46
  yum! by DaNutBall2002-01-24 07:43:56
    Pas de problèmes. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:45:39
  Extra caffinated coffee, by bellator2002-01-24 07:18:43
    Here it come. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:42:59
  How about a beignet and by Paphos2006-11-19 12:55:59
    No problem :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:42:04
  one Decaf double cafe tripple by laserman2002-01-24 06:49:23
    Ok, so that will be by SaleGamine2002-01-24 08:39:02
  Sorry I'm Late... by rwrannells2002-01-24 06:39:57
    Of course you can by SaleGamine2002-01-24 07:34:47
    Yay! by Pic2002-01-24 07:06:12
  SG, you must be running out of stock! by Tomo2002-01-24 06:21:10
    Oh thank you! by SaleGamine2002-01-24 06:24:12
      No thanks, I've got loads of coffee! by Tomo2002-01-24 06:24:48
  *order another croissant and mug of choc* by lexx2002-01-24 04:34:12
    *Fills mug* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 04:42:58
      No, thank you. by lexx2002-01-24 05:12:56
  Second order by Pic2002-01-24 03:32:29
    Of course it is :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:41:51
  Coffee! by treehugger2002-01-24 03:29:38
    Oops! by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:38:11
      Didacylos thanks you by treehugger2002-01-24 03:54:19
        Thank you. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 04:02:14
          At last! by Didactylos2002-01-24 05:26:37
            Of course you may :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 06:31:47
      Coffee please by treehugger2002-01-24 03:44:06
        Ok, one for you as well then :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:47:55
          I do :) (n/t) by treehugger2002-01-24 07:35:22
  Exchange rate by Znirk2002-01-24 02:56:15
    Of course by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:01:34
      before I forget... by Znirk2002-01-24 03:07:39
  Please can I get a cup of paracetemol laced coffee by Kurioz2002-01-24 02:13:34
    Weeknight clubbing... by ChicoScience2002-01-24 11:19:09
    *gives coffee and two paracetamol* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:00:35
  I would like to order a nap by Spisefisken2002-01-24 01:57:19
    Ok, the couch is over there in that corner by SaleGamine2002-01-24 02:57:06
      Thanks by Spisefisken2002-01-24 03:06:32
        Ok by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:09:07
          Okies by Spisefisken2002-01-24 03:11:43
            Eeeek! I forgot! by SaleGamine2002-01-24 10:22:31
  cor.... by eltawater2002-01-24 01:47:24
    Care for a refill? by SaleGamine2002-01-24 02:54:35
      oh I've done worse..... by eltawater2002-01-24 04:43:56
  {{{SaleGamine}}} by stoutman_20012002-01-24 01:45:27
    Tchaé? by SaleGamine2002-01-24 02:52:41
      Hrm? by stoutman_20012002-01-24 10:09:02
        Humm , well by SaleGamine2002-01-24 10:55:11
          Erm, no.. by stoutman_20012002-01-24 11:06:12
            Sorry. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 11:40:44
              Okay =) by stoutman_20012002-01-24 13:31:05
    Tai Chi? (n/t) by Znirk2002-01-24 02:49:54
      Chai Tea. by stoutman_20012002-01-24 10:08:28
  Have we a name yet? by daveinedm2002-01-24 01:34:49
    Ok, suggestion have been added to the list by SaleGamine2002-01-24 02:51:42
  I´ll take.. by vol2002-01-24 01:11:47
    Coffee and hugs I have.... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:16:39
      Jolt is.. by vol2002-01-24 01:20:06
        Well after reading the info by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:27:05
          Well.. by vol2002-01-24 01:39:53
  1 cup of tea and a croissant please by Pic2002-01-24 01:09:32
    You're welcome. (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:14:04
  Coffee... by Derek2002-01-24 01:02:43
    Hey, no problem :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:13:16
      *Adds sugar & downs about half the coffee* by Derek2002-01-24 01:35:38
  A coffee, bread and blackberry preserve please by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:46:53
    Good, glad to hear you are feeling better by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:53:59
      Thankyou very much by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:57:50
  ZZZzzzz... by slamlander2002-01-24 00:45:01
    :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:53:00
      Damn that's good! by slamlander2002-01-24 00:58:20
        Brrrr indeed by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:01:02
  tea sounds nice by LunarRainn2002-01-24 00:44:01
    How many do you wish to give? by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:50:24
      better be tea...too close to beddy time by LunarRainn2002-01-24 00:57:23
  1 coffee, biggest mug by bellator2002-01-24 00:43:30
    Ok, here you go. by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:45:02
  Did I hear beer! by Apfel2002-01-24 00:37:49
    Return of the hug mug! (n/t) by Znirk2002-01-24 02:52:18
    You'll be definitely sick after ... by lexx2002-01-24 00:40:31
      Nah never... by Apfel2002-01-24 00:45:11
        Tiny?! by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:08:11
          Yup tiny! by Apfel2002-01-24 01:14:17
            *Sighs and gives in* by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:19:06
              *comforts* by lexx2002-01-24 01:43:22
                Don't worry I'm... by Apfel2002-01-24 01:59:35
              *puts glas under beer pump* by Apfel2002-01-24 01:27:54
      Yep, I agree by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:44:18
        That's not fair! by Apfel2002-01-24 00:47:26
          Ever heard from water, tea, coffee? by lexx2002-01-24 00:52:18
            What's that? by Apfel2002-01-24 00:59:17
              Ye gods, it worked! by curator2002-01-24 06:25:32
  Goooood Morning. by aix tom2002-01-24 00:31:41
    That is nice :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:34:30
  are the applesauce cups still just by sketcher2002-01-24 00:27:36
    That seems to be excessively expensive... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:32:46
  Order list: by radagast302002-01-24 00:26:58
    Hummm by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:30:32
      I wonder when the eggs and bacon are fried .. by lexx2002-01-24 00:55:42
        Nah, just right :) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 01:02:06
          *Gobbles up Breakfast* by radagast302002-01-24 02:38:22
      Oh then it almost becomes a continental breakfast by radagast302002-01-24 00:34:43
  A Croissant and hot choc for ... 2 hugs? :) by lexx2002-01-24 00:24:42
    No. The payment is at the customer's by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:28:16
      *yumm* by lexx2002-01-24 00:34:28
        Well they are only friendly hugs after all... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:52:05
        *wriggles to front of queue* by radagast302002-01-24 00:36:12
          Hehe. Whatta Rowdy ;-) by lexx2002-01-24 00:38:53
      Look you even get change :) (n/t) by radagast302002-01-24 00:29:12
Language problems... by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:10:48
  diss :== disrespect (n/t) by slamlander2002-01-24 00:46:39
  Thanks to everyone for the information (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:35:49
  put down by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:12:38
  dissed= gotten, shot out of the sky... by sketcher2002-01-24 00:11:55
  "Dissed" by Illiad2002-01-24 00:11:36
    Thanks :) (n/t) by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:12:03
  dissed - disrespect by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:11:27
Morning greetz and hug thread ... by Stacato2002-01-24 00:05:58
  anyone wanna help me toss the stacato into bed? by LunarRainn2002-01-24 01:00:34
    i am off coffee ... but thanx for the offer by Stacato2002-01-24 02:36:23
  I did that last night. by slamlander2002-01-24 00:48:57
  Guten Morgen by ideur2002-01-24 00:18:42
  here comes the big big big hug... by Blumele2002-01-24 00:16:13
    THIS must be love. :) (n/t) by lexx2002-01-24 00:20:18
      Oh you know it ... by Stacato2002-01-24 02:14:02
        <Deleted><Deleted>2002-01-24 03:05:25
        I see ... by lexx2002-01-24 03:04:56
          offend blumele ??? by Stacato2002-01-24 04:09:10
            Woooha *wegrenn* (n/t) by lexx2002-01-24 04:31:26
              *schnellersei* *auffress* *lippenleck* *weiterlern (n/t) by Blumele2002-01-24 07:58:24
              NA NA NA NA NA !!! by Stacato2002-01-24 05:05:50
                *schrei wie am Spieß* by lexx2002-01-24 05:11:51
                  oh, allright ... by Stacato2002-01-24 05:25:39
                    *shakes head* Nonono. by lexx2002-01-24 05:48:46
                      X in brekky ??? by Stacato2002-01-24 06:11:32
                        Uh? by lexx2002-01-24 06:18:30
                          no no ... not forgot ... ATE it ... by Stacato2002-01-24 08:01:50
                          brekky means by Blumele2002-01-24 07:59:59
                            UH AH !!! by Stacato2002-01-24 08:17:21
          grrr .. *kicks proxy* by lexx2002-01-24 03:08:44
        ummmm ... not to be misunderstood ... by Stacato2002-01-24 02:15:36
  Guten Morgen ;-) by lexx2002-01-24 00:11:48
    *blink*blink* by Stacato2002-01-24 00:14:33
      Uhh. .. *stop blinking* by lexx2002-01-24 00:19:20
        ugh ugh ugh ... by Stacato2002-01-24 02:14:41
          {{stacato}} by lexx2002-01-24 03:02:55
  {{{Stacato}}} by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:11:42
    yes, thank you ... by Stacato2002-01-24 00:12:40
  I can help u out with a hug, by loonita2002-01-24 00:08:55
    no no ... don't stop ... more by Stacato2002-01-24 00:11:33
      J.B.O. Schlaflied :-) by lexx2002-01-24 00:13:23
        AGH !!! by Stacato2002-01-24 00:15:32
        Slaap kindje slaap by radagast302002-01-24 00:15:22
          RZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (n/t) by Stacato2002-01-24 00:16:00
  Morning by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:08:37
    Oh. Yesterdays "get well" didn't work? :( (n/t) by lexx2002-01-24 00:14:19
      Not completely by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:33:04
        Ohhh. by lexx2002-01-24 00:35:34
          not quite by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:38:36
  Morning 2u2 by sprite_tm2002-01-24 00:08:00
Nice one A.J. by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:04:09
When will Crud Puppy finally be beaten?!? by add21k2002-01-24 00:03:20
  trouble is by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:06:03
  the coyote never caught the road runner by sketcher2002-01-24 00:05:43
    I thought he did ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:06:52
      he did once by crazysteve2002-01-24 00:08:33
        i thought he just kinda skidded, gaped, clutched by sketcher2002-01-24 00:09:43
          No, he held up one of his little signs. It said: by cural2002-01-24 09:35:56
          Nope. by nin_man2002-01-24 06:35:14
        ahh ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:09:03
  True evil can never be defeated ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:04:54
    *incarnation* of true evil by darkheavy2002-01-24 02:23:03
    Of course it can't by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:06:47
      Exactly ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:08:11
        You mean like Grendel's mother? (n/t) by bookwyrm2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Or Eniego Montoya (sp?) by royr2002-01-24 09:41:10
            Inigo Montoya by jargon2002-01-24 19:24:35
Comment Board Trivia by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:00:20
  16.4 km/h in 1894 by treehugger2002-01-24 03:20:44
    Peugeot by treehugger2002-01-24 03:34:51
      ovine (from Didactylos) by treehugger2002-01-24 03:46:32
      Ovine by DragonLady2002-01-24 03:45:41
        Direct current by Didactylos2002-01-24 05:50:36
          This is so dead. by sarekofvulcan2002-01-24 13:23:19
            81, total. by nin_man2002-01-24 13:30:19
              Digital Underground by sarekofvulcan2006-11-19 12:55:59
              outlawz by saxguy022002-01-24 13:48:01
                Nope, not right. (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 14:06:16
                None. by sarekofvulcan2002-01-24 13:56:37
Translation Thread by intx2002-01-24 00:00:11
  Esperanto by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
  traducere: românã/romanian by kossuth2002-01-24 09:43:48
  German: by lexx2002-01-24 00:18:07
    Re: German by MMI2002-01-24 00:33:24
      oder ... by kossuth2002-01-24 09:35:15
    Vielleicht so? by anno16022002-01-24 00:30:43
      Jaaa by lexx2002-01-24 00:37:56
  Français/French by SaleGamine2002-01-24 00:15:18
    How about that: by MisterCrac2002-01-24 02:28:42
      Ça existe? by SaleGamine2002-01-24 03:03:48
        Pourquoi pas :o) by MisterCrac2002-01-24 07:13:02
          Oui, mais by SaleGamine2002-01-24 09:04:57
Question of the Day! by kickstart2002-01-24 00:00:06
  Crud Puppy... by Halcyon2002-01-24 18:13:17
  Hypatia. (n/t) by Mew-ra2002-01-24 15:08:57
    of Alexandria? (n/t) by mirage2002-01-24 18:51:24
    Lee? by Naruki2002-01-24 16:43:02
      I'm loathe to ask. by nin_man2002-01-24 17:03:02
        Porn star. by Kickstart2002-01-24 17:16:14
          LOL! by Naruki2002-01-24 18:34:37
            You're both icky. :) (n/t) by nin_man2002-01-24 19:11:41
              And so is H.L. by Kickstart2002-01-24 19:33:14
                Of course you don't want to by Naruki2002-01-24 20:47:46
  Myself by saxguy022002-01-24 13:40:31
  Master Dogen and Bobo Roshi by Kickstart2002-01-24 13:19:48
    Kickstart! by nin_man2002-01-24 13:26:41
      Thank you... by Kickstart2002-01-24 13:31:44
        Aha! by nin_man2002-01-24 13:36:09
  If he were still alive... by Pyrion2002-01-24 11:32:03
  That's a tough one, but... by videodude2002-01-24 11:27:28
  Kickstart, of course by Nea2002-01-24 11:26:04
    Anytime at all! by Kickstart2002-01-24 13:18:24
      Shhhh by Nea2002-01-24 13:42:28
        Bless your little heart by Kickstart2002-01-24 15:08:18
          Ooooh! and there's no wink on that one! (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 15:53:16
    Do I hear a Hoover? (n/t) by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:34:20
      Of course by Nea2002-01-24 13:47:14
      If you keep that up.. by ChicoScience2002-01-24 11:56:57
        /me douses self with gas. by pecosdave2002-01-24 11:59:45
  Morihei Ueshiba, founder of Aikido. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 10:08:41
    Woo hoo! by Naruki2002-01-24 11:17:01
      Uhm... by Apfel2002-01-24 11:44:07
        Go ahead! by Naruki2002-01-24 13:36:53
          No need to... by Apfel2002-01-24 14:43:09
            That's Machikirido. by Naruki2002-01-24 16:49:21
              Mawhatdo? by Apfel2002-01-24 22:04:26
    Aikido? by Apfel2002-01-24 10:34:52
      a japanese martial art by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 10:46:32
        Thanks! by Apfel2002-01-24 11:23:23
  bruce mau by grovella2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Siddartha Gautama by dickh2002-01-24 09:10:17
    That'd be cool by Kickstart2002-01-24 09:33:17
  Sekhmet by Sehmket2002-01-24 08:26:29
    So is Your Nic by rwrannells2002-01-24 09:56:11
      Yes, it is. by Sehmket2006-11-19 12:55:59
        So What Types of Actions by rwrannells2002-01-24 10:56:25
          Mainly Stupidity. by Sehmket2002-01-24 11:06:47
            How do You Define Stupidity by rwrannells2002-01-24 11:15:52
              Hmm... by Sehmket2002-01-24 12:37:58
                So Basically by rwrannells2002-01-24 13:39:25
                  Yes. by Sehmket2002-01-24 16:38:56
  I dunno... by DaNutBall2002-01-24 07:48:08
  Larry Wall by LeeR2002-01-24 07:22:43
    Gotta love a guy... by mikosullivan2002-01-24 07:34:42
  David Copperfield by pecosdave2002-01-24 07:09:19
    Too bad... by nin_man2002-01-24 07:59:22
      Well every king by pecosdave2002-01-24 08:16:01
  Alan Turing by rwrannells2002-01-24 06:32:44
    A pity.. by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 09:08:06
  Hugh Heffner by ChicoScience2002-01-24 05:10:50
  Bruce Lee by BluesByNight2002-01-24 04:20:40
  Take your pick by Spisefisken2002-01-24 01:40:48
    ANY UFie? by Naruki2002-01-24 16:45:15
  I couldn't ask for anyone better by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:50:14
    warden? um, by perldude2002-01-24 05:09:35
      College hall of residence by mcnutcase2002-01-24 06:04:10
    oops by mcnutcase2002-01-24 00:51:00
  Captain Picard by Dazed2002-01-24 00:33:34
    Iron? by mikosullivan2002-01-24 05:32:23
      Actually, I took a slightly off approach . . . by Dazed2002-01-24 07:43:24
        That site... by nin_man2002-01-24 08:05:46
    Don't worry too much, think Lt. Barcley.. by strawbs2002-01-24 00:39:30
  a few, the more the better by Shanock2002-01-24 00:25:54
    How about Great-Admiral Yamamoto ? by aix tom2002-01-24 03:28:03
      no offense by Shanock2002-01-24 11:08:24
      Ups. by aix tom2002-01-24 03:30:31
    I think you forgot one! by Apfel2002-01-24 01:46:13
      they are by Shanock2002-01-24 11:03:33
        Ahhh... by Apfel2002-01-24 12:24:30
  Linus Torvalds by aix tom2002-01-24 00:16:38
  Bill Gates! by fredf2002-01-24 00:13:58
    Not Completely Accurate by rwrannells2002-01-24 06:26:53
    But is he happy? by radagast302002-01-24 00:19:02
      He does have kids. by Sehmket2002-01-24 06:01:59
        Yes. by nin_man2002-01-24 06:07:35
        Don't know. by aix tom2002-01-24 06:05:44
  Garry Trudeau by Illiad2002-01-24 00:09:51
    He's one of my favorite cartoonists too. by BlurOfSerenity2002-01-24 09:01:53
    I'll look you up in 2027, and ask if you've by adiplomat2002-01-24 04:55:00
  the BAfH by loonita2002-01-24 00:06:33
    BAFH? by radagast302002-01-24 00:07:47
      Bastard Assistant fro Hell by loonita2002-01-24 00:14:26
      Bastard Administrator From Hell by fredf2002-01-24 00:09:44
        isn't by nimdokk2002-01-24 15:21:42
        No no no don't "Bastardize" the legend by radagast302002-01-24 00:12:20
          I don't want to bastardize anything. by fredf2002-01-24 00:16:38
            Oh you didn't offend me by radagast302002-01-24 00:22:53
      admin possibly? <nt> by crazysteve2002-01-24 00:08:59
  jimmy page by sketcher2002-01-24 00:04:09
  Yoda ... by Linfalgamo2002-01-24 00:01:40
    I agree about Yoda by dark_jedi2002-01-24 08:05:20
    can you even sit on that sofa? by LunarRainn2002-01-24 00:40:51
    Strong is the Force in You. by aix tom2002-01-24 00:28:01

 

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