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Cartoon for Sep 10, 2001
Strip for Sep 10, 2001
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Brilliance from the Internet Oracle by Kickstart2001-09-10 19:29:51
  XLNT! (n/t) by slamlander2001-09-10 21:56:05
  hey kickstart... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 21:06:57
i think maybe its... by nimdokk2006-11-19 12:55:59
  welll by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 22:14:22
    which ones are those? by nimdokk2001-09-10 23:45:25
  The entire "Barrayar" series of novels by adiplomat2001-09-10 21:50:32
  jumps in with both feet. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 20:57:13
    i am by nimdokk2001-09-10 21:33:47
  well ... by Arienadean2001-09-10 20:48:45
  s'pose i should answer my own Q eh? by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:49:28
    Ah, so non-fiction counts too? by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:52:50
      of course it does by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:56:10
        Heh... well, if.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:58:21
          oh yeah by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:59:34
            I never actually read.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 20:05:02
              i haven't read... by nimdokk2001-09-10 20:09:57
  Lots o' sf by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:39:38
    kudos by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:41:50
      It's strange, but interesting. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:43:25
        i think by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:50:31
OT: ? by synack2001-09-10 19:00:33
  Where'sThe ______ ? thread II : The Revenge by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:08:11
    YAY! Gill strikes back!! Can Gill 3-D by adiplomat2001-09-10 21:54:03
    *applause* by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:23:33
Pearl by sml22001-09-10 18:43:05
  They ought to gang up on Sid! (n/t) by slamlander2001-09-10 22:00:48
    ... and get Pitr as collateral. (n/t) by slamlander2001-09-10 22:02:44
      Yes, women vs the two biggest geeks in the house / (n/t) by slamlander2001-09-10 22:04:01
  Yea!! (n/t) by Sehmket2001-09-10 19:09:44
Arrrgh! by Denix2001-09-10 15:22:03
  depending on who delivered it... by krupa2001-09-10 15:32:28
    Torgo's Pizza - guaranteed 30 hr delivery (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22001-09-10 16:39:25
    Depends on your carpet fluff too... (n/t) by IByte2001-09-10 15:37:12
      Did someone say.... by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
        um.... what was that? (n/t) by krupa2001-09-10 15:52:36
          explodingdog by BlurOfSerenity2006-11-19 12:55:59
        i seem to recall by nimdokk2001-09-10 15:51:38
          Let's not go there. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 15:53:24
            hmmm by nimdokk2001-09-10 15:57:07
              Yeah, if you aren't careful.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 16:00:47
                heh by nimdokk2001-09-10 16:11:00
Just one question... by Kickstart2001-09-10 13:30:03
  My favorite is: WWED? by southpawPL2001-09-10 21:43:51
  WWBTBPD do? by adiplomat2001-09-10 17:55:36
    I don't even want to contemplate that by Nea2001-09-10 18:53:51
      Don't kill me if you've seen this 100 times before by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:02:39
        That also works... by nin_man2001-09-10 20:05:27
          If you... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 20:08:19
            I ain't goin' there, I wanna live to be 40... (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 21:58:37
        *chuckle* by Nea2001-09-10 19:09:48
          i thought by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:22:14
            I didn't know Hebrew had exponents by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:33:08
              Pedantic girl strikes again by Nea2001-09-10 19:46:20
                My so-called 'scientific' calculator.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 19:48:21
                  I like my calculator by Nea2001-09-10 19:56:25
  On a related note... by Schol-R-LEA;22001-09-10 16:47:18
  I thought it was "Who Would Jesus Do?" (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22001-09-10 16:40:37
  WWBBD? by nin_man2001-09-10 16:23:55
    dude by nimdokk2001-09-10 17:18:27
    Where do you think my subject line came from? by IByte2001-09-10 16:44:22
      mine is a .mov by kinslay3r2001-09-10 17:22:55
    Sure. A friend of mine has a copy. by xcheopis2001-09-10 16:38:29
  WWMCD? by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 15:58:36
    Mine would chew on my finger... (n/t) by IByte2001-09-10 16:33:49
  My favourite is WWMD. by xcheopis2001-09-10 15:54:04
  I prefer WWJCD (n/t) by nimdokk2001-09-10 15:39:27
    I thought it was "What Would John Cleese Do?" by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 15:45:15
      oh those are good too :) by nimdokk2001-09-10 15:49:51
  "I'm sure he'd kick an a** or two..." by IByte2001-09-10 15:15:49
  WWCD? by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 15:07:18
    I'm partial to... by nin_man2001-09-10 15:18:23
      Don't Jason's just keep hacking up by adiplomat2001-09-10 17:50:25
  Hey! by special_ed2001-09-10 14:10:25
WOWOTD by Diablessa2001-09-10 11:47:20
  Why not... by Avium2001-09-10 14:25:09
  does that fit in? by Caius2001-09-10 12:16:33
Vancouver area Ufies, by gaygeek2001-09-10 11:43:28
  Thanks for the help! by gaygeek2001-09-10 19:43:16
  why live on campus? by grovella2001-09-10 13:53:59
    I don't know what it's like up there but... by krupa2001-09-10 15:51:39
      Definitely not an issue in Vancouver by Kickstart2001-09-10 17:45:31
      WHAT??! by grovella2001-09-10 17:26:50
      well by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
  The ones I have.. by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Thanks! by gaygeek2001-09-10 13:04:14
      your welcome by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:19:29
  Only SFU and UBC by Yohimbe2001-09-10 12:19:50
    Yeah, what he said by Kickstart2001-09-10 13:27:50
Question for all UFies. I need help! by skippy-ish_guy2001-09-10 09:58:21
  FORTRAN FOREVER !!! {n/t} by neomom2001-09-11 03:20:00
  Thanks everyone! by skippy-ish_guy2001-09-10 19:19:37
  Wasn't Turing developed for that pupose? by baski2001-09-10 12:58:42
  Logo! The turtle is our friend. by glitch2001-09-10 12:05:48
    Actually, that's a good suggestion (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22001-09-10 12:09:39
  OK, a few thoughts by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
    A few more thoughts by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
      Oops, forgot the LOGO link by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
  PERL by cthulu_saves2001-09-10 11:35:31
    I seem to be in a minority, but... by IByte2001-09-10 15:06:48
    I third it :) If you are using Windoze by justncase2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Second that promotion by Yohimbe2001-09-10 12:21:01
  I learnt to program... by Denix2001-09-10 10:55:04
  Java by anno16022001-09-10 10:49:07
  JavaScript by lostcause2001-09-10 10:45:33
    main probs with learning JS by Denix2001-09-10 10:59:39
  Python by wiredog2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BASIC! by pacmanfighter2001-09-10 10:03:39
I wish I was that slick by SirMe2001-09-10 05:55:38
  I'm not surprised. (n/t) by special_ed2001-09-10 06:00:07
    What worked on me by Daisy2001-09-10 08:23:50
      oops by Daisy2001-09-10 08:27:20
Most succesful pick-up line by wiredog2001-09-10 04:34:45
  Hi, My name is <insert name here>, Wanna Dance? by hullbert2001-09-10 13:24:28
  not a line, but .... by junk2001-09-10 10:54:52
  I'm so fly, I don't need a line... by krupa2001-09-10 10:09:07
    **SWAT** is the usual response, right? (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 17:58:13
    Right. by special_ed2001-09-10 10:49:50
      :) by krupa2001-09-10 10:55:48
        Winkler??.... by moonlight1372001-09-10 11:35:16
  Never used one by migiizis2001-09-10 08:59:39
  not my most successful, but most entertaining... by lostcause2001-09-10 08:56:57
  This one always gets a look by Sirgoean2001-09-10 08:42:23
    What sort of look though? by wheresthefish2001-09-10 08:59:43
    That one wouldn't work for Austin Powers, even. (n (n/t) by Nashville2001-09-10 08:52:34
  The most clever one I know.... by Gypsy2001-09-10 08:31:11
    heheh that's clever :) (n/t) by Ma Petite2001-09-10 08:38:17
  my favoriate by thermostat422001-09-10 07:32:57
  The only problem ... by arcterex2001-09-10 07:25:02
    Works the other way too by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 13:03:11
    or substitute man for girl in your comment... by Arienadean2001-09-10 09:21:35
    my relationships by wiredog2001-09-10 09:20:26
    Silly? No. by Nashville2001-09-10 08:50:13
  most successful pick-up line by CyberProf2001-09-10 05:02:29
    Just a guess... by Arienadean2001-09-10 09:24:13
    Hey baby, my name is milk... by Gingeber2001-09-10 05:27:20
      well... by ClosetNerd2001-09-10 05:31:39
But... she's walking and talking AT THE SAME TIME! by Rogerborg2001-09-10 02:23:34
the zzzzzzzz thread... nite all...(n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:36:25
  <michael palin gumby voice>My brain hurts! by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 02:08:36
    I can open that one up by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:10:42
      I don't think you're qualified to perform surgery by brion2001-09-10 02:18:16
        <dalek voice> EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 07:47:17
          *insert stairs to foil nasty Dalek type* buahahah (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 08:01:55
            Actually by Nea2001-09-10 08:08:32
              *urp* dum de dum.... by Samsara2001-09-10 08:12:46
                *throws jacket over eyepiece* by Nea2001-09-10 09:39:05
        well brains are no differennt by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:19:08
          They're squishier by brion2001-09-10 02:23:29
  Hasta la vista...baby! by adiplomat2001-09-10 01:44:43
  sleep tight.. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 01:42:06
    If they do... by megalodon2001-09-10 01:47:24
What is your record for most cups of coffee... by Halcyon2001-09-10 01:07:22
  it would be either by nimdokk2001-09-10 15:42:28
  28oz of espresso :) by Linfalgamo2001-09-10 09:49:44
  Dangerous by pantherace2001-09-10 06:34:12
    Fatal. by xcheopis2001-09-10 08:24:33
      I'm with you here by Phenyl2001-09-10 08:43:18
        'nother reason it can be bad... by Arienadean2001-09-10 09:31:21
        My brother's Christmas present by xcheopis2001-09-10 08:50:56
          I just looked it up by Phenyl2001-09-10 09:02:05
          Somwhere here by Phenyl2001-09-10 08:57:27
            I'm just doing Quantitative by xcheopis2001-09-10 15:13:21
    oz? by IByte2001-09-10 06:47:12
      oz == ounces by neomom2001-09-10 07:52:17
        *Groan* (n/t) by Avium2001-09-10 10:51:39
  *NUTS* by Slof2001-09-10 02:52:40
  Ah, such fond memories of random twitches. by megalodon2001-09-10 01:35:38
    Coffee... Mmm... by Litehouse2001-09-10 07:59:27
  I'm more of a tea gal... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:17:31
    "cup" of coffee... by neomom2001-09-10 08:22:50
    Grosse Gott! No taxidermist needed there! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 01:24:31
      lol by Arienadean2001-09-10 10:40:09
        Cinnamon Life rules! by kinslay3r2001-09-10 17:43:07
        My parents never let me have the cool cereals. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 12:51:26
          I liked Cheerios by kinslay3r2001-09-10 17:44:12
            I did like but on... by Arienadean2001-09-10 18:13:44
          Well I got them for awhile til the allergist, etc by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:57:24
  not coffee but tea mostly... by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:16:31
  About .02 by brion2001-09-10 01:16:20
    only if it's that 'Vendepac' spawn-of-evil stuff.. (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 01:27:09
      It was home-brewed at a friend's place by brion2001-09-10 01:35:55
        ah well it takes all kinds of ppl to make a world. by Samsara2001-09-10 01:57:34
  I guess that was US coffee.... by Samsara2001-09-10 01:14:57
    Aside from Kona, by xcheopis2001-09-10 07:03:15
      *grin* by Samsara2001-09-10 07:58:53
        Yep by Nea2001-09-10 19:07:46
        We have plenty of decent coffee. by xcheopis2001-09-10 08:34:20
Coffee by DearHeart2001-09-10 00:34:51
  My daughter will NOT go into CS ... by slamlander2001-09-10 21:59:04
  Fortunately, I don't live in the US anymore by Schol-R-LEA;22001-09-10 13:13:22
  Navy Coffee by fick2001-09-10 07:21:16
    vs weak office coffee by cthulu_saves2001-09-10 11:48:19
  Stop eating at McDonald's. (n/t) by xcheopis2001-09-10 06:57:05
  Indian Coffee by gnubie2001-09-10 05:48:10
  Yeah, American coffee sucks. Down with Starbucks. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:39:27
    Yes, Starbucks is the only coffee in the US. by mr_mischief2001-09-10 08:21:01
    Uh, yeah. by xcheopis2001-09-10 06:59:55
      Ethiopian Harrar Horse by ToolGeek2001-09-10 10:19:36
        Oh, no, it can't be. by xcheopis2001-09-10 15:02:14
    I hear by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:39:57
  Luckily, CI isn't in the US. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:38:23
    As a crazy canadian... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:41:57
      Sounds like camping coffee lol (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 12:46:46
      well by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:42:43
        <slavic accent> "If geiger counter does not click by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:50:18
          Chocolate covered coffee beans (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 12:48:23
          Pfah. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:58:10
            Hey grounds don't coun't.... (n/t) by Halcyon2001-09-10 01:00:37
              Grounds? by nin_man2001-09-10 01:02:45
                Ever tried... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:11:01
                  What about hot chocolate combos? lol(n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 12:49:22
                  Accidentally, last week. (n/t) by nin_man2001-09-10 09:11:56
                  WHEW! wotta rush! (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 01:15:40
          Hmmm... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:53:08
I submitted this as a QOTD by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:27:49
  Imagine having Sid for a dad. by royr2001-09-10 09:30:56
    Knock over his punchcards by glitch2001-09-10 12:21:52
  Gee thanks by Kickstart2001-09-10 08:46:16
    Do I detect some by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 21:25:38
    Youd could always... by Avium2001-09-10 08:56:30
  The bitterness of a 'femal-geek' hybrid who failed by Samsara2001-09-10 01:00:30
    But it's easy for a female geek! by adiplomat2001-09-10 01:22:39
      Right girls, LARTS at the ready and after him!!!!! (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 01:25:23
    Femal? by brion2001-09-10 01:17:36
      ups - It's that Monday morning curse thingy! by Samsara2001-09-10 01:24:03
        Well it looks kinda like "fernal" by brion2001-09-10 01:27:51
          Opposites by jsrustad2001-09-10 10:38:32
          Maybe she worked for FEMA by gila_monster2001-09-10 05:46:45
  Money? (n/t) by DerSarek2001-09-10 00:31:24
    HA HA HA by royr2001-09-10 09:25:40
  To defy her dad that or she likes parkay.. (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:29:55
Methinks a bit snobbish the lady is... (n/t) by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:11:10
  women like that by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:12:37
    shouldn't that be... by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:38:15
    Hmmm... Krazy Glue and cammel hair .... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:26:29
      sounds by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:29:51
        awful but hilarious... by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:30:56
          I have a better ideas... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:35:12
            scans like Ogden Nash...(n/t) by neomom2001-09-10 08:53:15
            what someone once did back in highschool... by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:52:28
            Try this out... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:52:20
    Me too ... by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:19:26
      Movie quote: by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:20:35
        also by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:23:23
          Whoa... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:26:16
            Freud? by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:42:44
              A fraud? (n/t) by IByte2001-09-10 07:28:08
            like on of my fave quotes from the movie by Samsara2001-09-10 01:03:10
            Ja, ja,..und ve'll kure zhe speleng by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:30:39
              vel vel by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:32:50
              hahaha (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:31:45
            lol nope... (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:26:52
    That's what Greg and Mike are dreaming... (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:18:20
      pearl by bastaard2001-09-10 00:20:01
        Let's see you try that. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:21:15
      someone better wake those guys up by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:19:27
        Well Miranda could do something... by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:20:51
          you know what... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:22:35
            It wouldn't have the ring to it. by royr2001-09-10 09:17:23
            ya I was thinking that too (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:24:21
            What about her Quake bits?? by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:23:59
              ooooh lets see erwin take her on! lol (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:25:15
                no one by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:28:44
                  what about Dusty Puppy his creator? (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:32:50
                    thanks for reminding me by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:33:44
                      Are we forgetting Matt? (wiggling sea urchin) (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:35:35
                        nope by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:39:24
                          No, he beat Stef on his first game by brion2001-09-10 01:19:19
                            you are talking DP again. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 01:37:07
                              nope... by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:39:52
                                Aha! by brion2001-09-10 12:36:20
                              Hmm by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                seee. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:09:52
                                Hey, do you remember by brion2001-09-10 02:16:43
Medieval fiesta by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:10:40
  Ren Faires by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:36:45
    Handfasting by cybercat2001-09-10 07:23:58
      ok so i might be wrong.... by Samsara2001-09-10 08:10:33
        hmmm by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
        heheh by nimdokk2001-09-10 10:11:49
  Sure it was pork roast? by brion2001-09-10 00:16:10
MMMLOTD by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:07:30
  I don't like hearing about people's operations, by flowerdale2001-09-10 02:17:53
  Mike that is dangerously nearly a troll ... by DragonLady2001-09-10 02:01:01
    well looks like all those by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:12:34
  (Flashback to AKIRA) by brion2001-09-10 00:14:53
    yes... by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:34:00
    never saw it -but I'm scared _and_ scarred now (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 02:18:52
    yeah, that bothered be a lot when I first saw it (n/t) by Denix2001-09-10 01:30:24
Good Morning by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:01:54
  morning by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:11:10
  Morning ... by Slof2001-09-10 00:10:06
    advice by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:32:06
    Me hands over a nice hot cup of italian espresso (n/t) by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:11:28
      caffeine burst ... waaah ... thnx ! (n/t) by Slof2001-09-10 00:12:51
Question of the Day! by kickstart2001-09-10 00:01:00
  we don't kill each other over religion/politics (n/t) by cthulu_saves2001-09-10 11:52:05
    Irony. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-11 12:58:17
      Irony... by themadkansan2011-09-11 23:32:11
    What a boring planet. (n/t) by nin_man2001-09-10 11:57:37
  Everyone asks too many questions! (n/t) by skippy-ish_guy2001-09-10 09:59:50
  There is allways beer in the fridge! (n/t) by Apfel2001-09-10 08:46:23
  My neighbors by gila_monster2001-09-10 05:48:18
  we eat the stupid... by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:30:42
  sleep by Denix2001-09-10 01:55:00
  hmmm... by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:31:03
    But, but.... by special_ed2001-09-10 05:59:27
      Why I'd not include them by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:07:05
  I ALWAYS know the movie despite obscure quotes! by Samsara2001-09-10 00:43:14
    LOL! (n/t) by lessa2001-09-10 08:19:51
  it rains muffins (n/t) by vollmilch2001-09-10 00:31:42
  it never rains by hauk2001-09-10 00:25:40
    you havent been to Cherpuji. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:31:05
      correction: Cherapunji. (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:31:23
  Our rulers are all... by megalodon2001-09-10 00:19:15
    Intelligent rulers? by brion2001-09-10 00:21:44
      Sort of. by megalodon2001-09-10 00:28:32
  Ewoks are a tasty treat, Pokemon is only by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:14:56
    Can I live there please??!!!!!!!! by Samsara2001-09-10 00:52:31
      Teletubbies are on no list at all, by adiplomat2001-09-10 04:38:38
  we sleep all day ... (n/t) by Slof2001-09-10 00:10:58
  we are on an path to self destruction by lordwimp2001-09-10 00:10:08
    Earth first! We'll strip mine the others later by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:14:32
      The World is Not Enough by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:25:19
        We're working on it. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:29:41
          (spot the obscure reference in my previous post) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:35:40
            007 is Canadian? (n/t) by nin_man2001-09-10 00:40:22
              I think by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:42:07
                No! by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:45:13
                  What? by nin_man2001-09-10 00:49:28
                    For a REAL challenge, spot the by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:52:55
                      with a................ by Samsara2001-09-10 00:54:40
                        It can't be done! by nin_man2001-09-10 00:56:03
                          oooeeerr - I'm sensing thin ice here ! by Samsara2001-09-10 01:06:27
                            We live near the US.. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:12:22
                              Actually I do lol.. by Arienadean2001-09-10 10:53:58
                              It figures.. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 01:44:22
                                Hey, we don't want... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:50:28
                                wish you would just stop exporting though by grimtooth2001-09-10 04:45:38
                                Celine Dion is NOT Canadian... by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
                                hmm don't see her refusing the money... by Samsara2001-09-10 08:18:23
                                Richard Dean Anderson is cool. by special_ed2001-09-10 05:56:40
                                TV by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:29:25
                                Of course we make half of it in Vancouver anyway.. (n/t) by brion2001-09-10 01:52:48
                                AHA - so it's _your_fault then! (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 02:22:16
                                Almost wish I was one o' dem Canadians by brion2001-09-10 02:26:18
                  well by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:49:19
                    >answer< by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:52:47
    but at least there's 500 channels on TV (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:13:14
      on which there is never anything good to watch n/t by grimtooth2001-09-10 04:07:09
  ...people named jason have their hair dyed red. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:06:22
    I think by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:09:15
      It sure was. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:12:49
        hammer? by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:13:44
          icepick. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:16:42
            Yeah, but... by nin_man2001-09-10 00:18:49
              dont worry by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:23:12
                *thwock* by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:32:07
                  *CONK* *THUD* by nin_man2001-09-10 00:33:37
                    Ow! No fair! by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:38:33
                      Just be glad... by nin_man2001-09-10 00:44:08
                        yup by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:46:17
                      Pssst by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:40:38
                        I think I'll just stay here behind the couch... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:49:00
                          Don't make me... by nin_man2001-09-10 00:52:41
                            Nice kitty by pantherace2001-09-10 06:09:06
                          Old chinese master say by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:50:43
                            No ars for you by pantherace2001-09-10 06:26:28
                    *whack* *crack* *smash* by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:36:56
                      All right, y'all asked fer it...<flame> by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:47:15
                        Shouldn't that be... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:56:15
                          Canadian beer sux! and coffee! by adiplomat2001-09-10 01:35:36
                            Canadian beer is like making love in a canoe... by schneigl2001-09-10 05:01:32
                              oops, need to read all the thread next time... by schneigl2001-09-10 05:03:49
                            I didn't think we even made coffee in Canada. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:42:06
                              So any true Canadian can drink a Bud? (n/t) by brion2001-09-10 01:51:13
                                Sure,... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:56:40
                                Oh sure, take the easy way out by brion2001-09-10 02:28:19
            oooooh by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:17:31
    You're a cruel, cruel woman. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:08:59
  I come from a moon not a planet... (n/t) by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:04:34
  We fix red hair. ;) by nin_man2001-09-10 00:03:15
    When is it ever... by special_ed2001-09-10 05:49:10
    By making 'Jason's' BALD buahahahahah (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 00:43:59
      Nah. by nin_man2001-09-10 00:47:21
        once - you can use turps - as long as it's ok that by Samsara2001-09-10 00:50:40
          I have a ready supply of by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:52:10
            Lemme borrow one... by IByte2001-09-10 11:13:37
        a shot of by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:48:30
    Hey! by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:16:34
    I find red hair cute (n/t) by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:05:18
      how many have you dated? (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:08:21
        Other ones I've known by Arienadean2006-11-19 12:55:59
          Hmm. by Avium2001-09-10 08:30:29
        None yet by Phenyl2001-09-10 00:13:32
          well.. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:15:14
            hey... lol by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:35:06
              Mommy? by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:43:57
                lol (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:55:36
    Hmmm by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:04:09
      Yeah, crack'll wake him up. Is it wise? (n/t) by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:05:45
        wise? by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:13:11
          I think he meant the drug 'crack'... (n/t) by SD Maruko-kun2001-09-10 01:40:12
  we replicate/reproduce by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:02:06
    Q on STNG by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:17:29
      Ahem, that was an episode of Voyager... by grimtooth2001-09-10 04:04:56
        yea wondered if it was Janeway with Q but.. by Arienadean2001-09-10 07:56:02
      what? by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:38:44
        ok in STNG by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:57:49
          Actually, it was Voyager by schneigl2001-09-10 04:49:56
            Well I was sleepy... and couldn't fully remember.. by Arienadean2001-09-10 07:59:01
              Yes, he was by IByte2001-09-10 09:33:38
                lol by Arienadean2001-09-10 10:22:39
          So is that why... by nin_man2001-09-10 01:00:12
            ewwww (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:06:45
        The character Q in Star Trek TNG (n/t) by artist12001-09-10 00:53:37
    are you /that/ old? by haaid2001-09-10 00:02:56
      ???? by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:03:39
        yups by haaid2001-09-10 00:04:50
          ah well... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:05:22
Hi! (formarly g'morning g'afternoon g'evening) by haaid2001-09-10 00:01:00
  Heyas! by Samsara2001-09-10 00:47:56
  Ho there... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:10:36
Translation Thread by intx2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Svenska / Swedish by proffe2005-10-27 08:07:15
  Latin by Caius2001-09-10 03:58:33
  Saarlännisch / Rheinfränkisch by lurker692001-09-10 01:16:11
  Deutsch - German by cheasy2001-09-10 00:38:55
  german by vollmilch2001-09-10 00:36:06
  Esperanto by brion2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Attn: intx by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:00:47
NPOTD by mekkanik_mike2006-11-19 12:55:59
  s/what/who/ by Chumley882001-09-10 17:32:27
  I think I would have to experiment by justncase2001-09-10 12:11:13
    Not that I think this is a bad idea by Nea2001-09-10 12:30:52
      I am aware of that, but ... by justncase2001-09-10 14:09:42
        As I said... by Nea2001-09-10 15:54:28
        That's what I thought by IByte2001-09-10 14:58:36
          You can ask by Nea2001-09-10 16:04:00
            A good rule of thumb is... by nin_man2001-09-10 16:19:05
              Well... by Nea2001-09-10 16:22:43
                I like your odds. by nin_man2001-09-10 16:33:43
                  setting myself up for a silly reply here... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 17:03:13
                    It's a mediocre band in Ann Arbor, MI. by skeegenin2001-09-10 19:54:46
                    Donkey Punch: the Definition (graphic!) by SouthpawPL2001-09-10 17:23:05
                      Not even close. by nin_man2001-09-10 18:44:39
                    I'm not sure... by nin_man2001-09-10 17:19:14
                      I'm sorry I asked. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 18:35:30
                Oo, Nea paid attention in Statistics class :) (n/t by IByte2001-09-10 16:30:34
                  Considering... by Nea2001-09-10 17:13:13
  That's a toughie ... by bugarup2001-09-10 11:36:35
    What you could do... by nin_man2001-09-10 11:48:34
      My female form would, at any rate. by bugarup2001-09-10 13:00:29
  hmm by nimdokk2001-09-10 10:36:40
    heh i saw that ;) (n/t) by Ma Petite2001-09-10 12:01:23
      if i were *really* mean.... by nimdokk2001-09-10 19:57:28
  If I answered this question by migiizis2001-09-10 09:27:15
  I'd spent a night in a disco alone by Urwumpe2001-09-10 05:55:45
  Hit on my bf by Sehmket2001-09-10 05:29:57
  to wit... by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:06:17
  If I still looked like I do now, have even LESS by adiplomat2001-09-10 00:27:28
  I guess I'll have to say.... by Samsara2001-09-10 00:12:36
    A woman beat my father playing that :) by justncase2001-09-10 16:19:03
    writing things in snow... by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:44:23
    Whenever u get the chance to pee of a cliff... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:29:46
    It's actually... by nin_man2001-09-10 00:22:55
      lol by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:45:57
    I concur by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:16:30
      This is one of those questions... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:23:27
        cmon by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:37:52
  I'd go for a pay raise :) (n/t) by Slof2001-09-10 00:11:58
  The obvious answer... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:11:32
    Chicken? by nin_man2001-09-10 00:17:26
      when you are a man by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:18:44
        even the fridge? by Samsara2001-09-10 00:38:48
          ewwww by Arienadean2001-09-10 13:49:54
          heyy that's a good idea.. by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:47:21
            So, how does urine go with tomato ketchup? (n/t) by brion2001-09-10 01:22:29
              I'll keep ya posted.(n/t) by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 01:54:59
                I'm not sure I want to know... (n/t) by IByte2001-09-10 06:55:34
        Eeewww. (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:27:06
    *grin* I put that as well (your last comment) by Samsara2001-09-10 00:14:09
      Check this out. by Avium2006-11-19 12:55:59
        OMG! I can't help it even though I know by Samsara2001-09-10 08:22:45
          Wow! That's cool! by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 08:35:43
            Mildly disturbing. by nin_man2001-09-10 09:23:04
          Tell us how it turns out. by Avium2001-09-10 08:34:59
  LOL by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:09:34
  <censored> :) (n/t) by efti2001-09-10 00:04:33
  Oh god by Luctatic2001-09-10 00:04:05
    See, Gill? (n/t) by nin_man2001-09-10 00:06:51
      Yeah, you were right again. by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:08:29
  Get a sex change... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:02:31
    well by Arienadean2001-09-10 00:11:03
      The question says... by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 00:11:53
        hmm well then... by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:01:13
          I agree by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:13:03
            Ah, at last a pragmatist by NOLAWitch2001-09-10 10:26:08
              But I am a stud... by IByte2001-09-10 14:51:09
              So by migiizis2001-09-10 11:28:02
                Just so you know... by nin_man2001-09-10 11:31:59
                  It is when it's said with breathless wonder.(n/t) by migiizis2001-09-10 11:33:02
                    Pardon me, Casa-freakin-nova (n/t) by nin_man2001-09-10 11:38:13
                      Myself, I find it amusing. by special_ed2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        *bows ala court jester* by migiizis2001-09-10 12:09:21
                        Methinks... by nin_man2001-09-10 11:53:14
                      Well by migiizis2001-09-10 11:42:41
              You what? by nin_man2001-09-10 10:35:48
                Sex, Lies and Videotape by NOLAWitch2001-09-10 10:55:07
                  That reminds me... by Avium2001-09-10 14:12:30
          I've read... by nin_man2001-09-10 01:05:16
            I'm working on it, I'm working on it... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:21:42
              What happens if it doesn't work right? by brion2001-09-10 01:24:20
                Oh, quit whining by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:33:44
                  I think by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:01:48
                    nin_woman? by brion2001-09-10 02:15:46
                      then my stalking by mekkanik_mike2001-09-10 02:18:16
                        Stalk fast by brion2001-09-10 02:29:35
        I know... by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:16:59
          But wouldn't you... by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:28:44
            one word ok 2 "multi o*******" (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:02:54
              There's one advantage of being a woman ;-) (n/t) by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 01:09:56
                About 5% of the male population have that same ... by Halcyon2001-09-10 01:15:40
                  or maybe some just have umm err "stamina" lol (n/t by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:25:43
            I preffer having fun with other ppls ballons... (n/t) by Halcyon2001-09-10 00:35:51
              darn now I have "99 red balloons" in my head(n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:04:19
                *giggle* well that's a lot of hot air! (n/t) by Samsara2001-09-10 01:10:22
                  Actually ... by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:21:31
                    ewwww 'mens products' with inbuilt pumps?! by Samsara2001-09-10 01:31:15
                      TV shows by Y2KDragon2001-09-10 04:10:06
                        lol by Arienadean2001-09-10 08:04:29
                          ER stories. by Avium2001-09-10 08:37:11
                            The one true one that gave me heebie jeebies... by Arienadean2001-09-10 10:35:02
                      ROFL! (n/t) by Arienadean2001-09-10 01:34:37
              Red Dwarf by BlurOfSerenity2001-09-10 00:41:34
    I concur (n/t) by Spisefisken2001-09-10 00:08:20

 

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