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Cartoon for Jul 03, 2001
Strip for Jul 03, 2001
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what digital camera's do you recommend? (n/t) by woodchip2003-08-05 01:51:01
  For what purpose? by Tomo2006-08-28 09:03:37
  ha, posted to the wrong comic (n/t) by woodchip2003-08-05 22:20:10
  nikon coolpix by binabik2003-08-05 03:44:23
hello by mean_patrol2001-07-03 21:22:04
Translation, please! by vapatel2001-07-03 19:28:29
  It's just a way to show off by Tasselhof2001-07-03 23:45:03
  some real, some fake by SirMe2001-07-03 21:34:10
    Making normal bool gates by Myen2001-07-03 23:53:03
      What do you mean "normal" gates? by TaIon2001-07-04 03:04:52
  It didn't ... by ChuckAB2001-07-03 19:34:50
Seeing things? by BoisePaul2001-07-03 19:12:26
UYK-7! by ILDuce2001-07-03 18:55:27
boolean by classicvw2001-07-03 15:12:33
  Yeah, but can you program binary load lifters? (n/t) by NewGuy2001-07-03 16:03:41
Where is Gypsy? by Ma Petite2001-07-03 12:53:00
  Whos Gypsy by SELAS2001-07-03 16:22:57
Bots. by Yohimbe2001-07-03 12:03:01
<Deleted><Deleted>2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *ahem* by nimdokk2001-07-03 11:59:07
  *ahem* by nimdokk2001-07-03 11:59:02
  What's the fun in that? by skeegenin2001-07-03 11:51:54
    Take the trip! by Medentic2001-07-03 12:16:47
      The Books by nimdokk2001-07-03 12:25:51
        You could.. by Medentic2001-07-03 12:31:55
          Which reminds me... by IByte2006-11-19 12:55:59
          hmm by nimdokk2001-07-03 12:36:38
Illiad can't spell? by shminux2001-07-03 09:03:13
  Nope... by Illiad2001-07-03 11:31:08
    Well, what do you pay Yohimbe for? (n/t) by special_ed2001-07-03 11:41:15
      Kind of obvious isn't it? by Illiad2001-07-03 11:48:38
        Coders and Editors by phaser2006-11-19 12:55:59
        Do not. by Yohimbe2001-07-03 12:05:32
        editor? by nimdokk2001-07-03 12:01:27
          editor? employment manager? by dwizzy2006-11-19 12:55:59
            so did i (n/t) by nimdokk2001-07-03 13:28:18
      They pay Yohimbe? (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 11:47:33
  Umm... by Eli2001-07-03 09:32:58
    Standing corrected... by Eli2001-07-03 10:37:40
      That's ok by Nea2001-07-03 10:56:29
        Ditto... dictionary. (n/t) by Eli2001-07-03 18:32:33
    "It's" not correct in this case. by Rodrin2001-07-03 09:49:19
      A tip for Illiad by locutus_MP2001-07-03 10:04:28
    Pronouns seem to be an exception by Nea2001-07-03 09:43:52
    It's vs its by Sojigo2001-07-03 09:43:06
      Shouldn't that be... by special_ed2001-07-03 10:00:55
        no he's right by tonza2001-07-03 13:00:01
          Dang by tonza2001-07-03 13:14:55
        Not like has possession? (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 11:30:28
QOTD by melloman2001-07-03 08:25:17
Has anybody seen by Diablessa2001-07-03 08:24:26
  But that would just ruin Tuesday ... by justncase2001-07-03 13:04:12
    Quote by Arcanaloth2001-07-03 14:21:07
My last LINUX TAG thread ... by Stacato2001-07-03 07:31:31
Song of the Moment by hellahulla2001-07-03 06:51:59
  Welcome back! by gaygeek2001-07-03 07:46:24
Hey Kickstart..... by mckilla2001-07-03 05:45:12
  kickstart is taking a well deserved by WebDiva2001-07-03 10:42:25
Software Developers by murphy2006-11-19 12:55:59
Redhat by absolutsyd2001-07-03 04:20:09
  Hard to say without knowing more. by Rodrin2001-07-03 11:46:21
  A thought by doormat2001-07-03 06:18:11
  LiLo by wiredog2001-07-03 05:01:20
  LILO: LInux LOader by nimdokk2001-07-03 04:31:44
    Dual boot by d`arcy2001-07-03 04:53:19
      It also needs to be in the first 1024 by ToolGeek2006-11-19 12:23:33
Anyone Else Wondering ... by ahaley422001-07-03 04:05:34
  Speedy Gonzalus (sp?) by Y_Ddraig2001-07-03 13:23:13
  Looks like "Brain" to me. (Pinky and the Brain) (n (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:50:09
    Agreed! by the stryder2001-07-03 07:58:25
      The same thing we're doing every night, Pinky. by Arcanaloth2001-07-03 14:22:40
  FSM by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:36:44
  'Intel inside' by Bavvy2001-07-03 05:31:31
    TTL inside. :) (n/t) by gila_monster2001-07-03 06:47:38
  mickey mouse... by absolutsyd2001-07-03 04:21:08
    hmmmm ... considering how SID looks like by Stacato2001-07-03 07:32:47
      tech life by absolutsyd2001-07-03 13:25:18
The ideal calendar... by doktordos2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Speaking of ideal weeks, this one is turning by SouthpawPL2001-07-03 12:06:36
  ... is one with no fridays by ipous2001-07-03 02:13:56
    So basicaly by The-Prophet2001-07-03 06:40:27
    ...is one with no monday to friday.... by mckilla2001-07-03 04:45:56
  me too! (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 02:10:02
for all those who see black outside by sketcher2001-07-03 01:16:17
baad neews by sketcher2001-07-03 01:13:30
  job? what's that?...+ rant by SirMe2001-07-03 01:28:24
    Atlanta, everyone has A/C here. (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-07-03 10:03:19
    Not everyone- in the Gay Area, we don't need it :) (n/t) by Schol-R-LEA;22001-07-03 08:09:10
    Come on down to Louisville KY by justncase2001-07-03 01:39:49
      Don't exaggerate... by pengeek2001-07-03 07:00:50
        You sound like you are from here by justncase2001-07-03 07:06:09
          I lived there from 1984 through '96 by pengeek2001-07-03 07:16:28
  bummer (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 01:15:59
it's primary function...ummm by fwoomp2001-07-03 00:50:57
  *runs to phone* by scheuri2001-07-03 00:52:50
    Rising to the bait... by CtrlAltDel2001-07-03 02:45:31
      Or by WereTiger2001-07-03 05:59:28
        Are you sure you're not thinking of Win95? (n/t) by The-Prophet2001-07-03 06:42:52
          Please... by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:02:47
            Too true... by Nadreck2001-07-03 08:39:12
              Tribes 2 by saint2001-07-03 09:08:31
                Yes, and Unreal Tournament as well. by Rodrin2001-07-03 10:28:48
                You are not wrong! by ToolGeek2001-07-03 10:02:07
Documentation==!(lack of job security) by SirMe2001-07-03 00:43:26
  I document for myself not anyone else by Gypsy2001-07-03 08:48:37
    The memory is the second thing to go. by Y_Ddraig2001-07-03 13:30:05
  Wrong by wiredog2001-07-03 05:04:55
  So ou don't work for Xerox then? by justncase2001-07-03 01:46:40
    Grrrrr new keyboard at 4:00am (n/t) by justncase2001-07-03 01:47:46
  oh man.....it's soooo true! by mckilla2001-07-03 00:55:04
    Thank you for your approval by SirMe2001-07-03 00:59:26
      why read...? by mckilla2001-07-03 01:02:29
        Is Yoga involved. by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:38:19
          *ROFL* by mckilla2001-07-03 09:17:50
        hmmm.... management degree, here I come. by SirMe2001-07-03 01:31:13
          damn, you're right again! by mckilla2001-07-03 01:50:01
        sounds like a jealous or disappointed geek...;) (n/t) by scheuri2001-07-03 01:14:43
          and that from "mister horny" him self..*lol* (n/t) by mckilla2001-07-03 01:23:19
WOTD by mckilla2001-07-03 00:31:30
  I've got a McDonalds very near to me... by Arcanaloth2001-07-03 10:43:00
  and AOL has done to the internet. (n/t) by pengeek2001-07-03 07:14:16
  Made everything cheap and tasteless? (n/t) by shadoman242001-07-03 04:49:40
    for example...... (n/t) by mckilla2001-07-03 05:10:29
  Made computers easily accessible? by Bavvy2001-07-03 02:21:46
    "What have the Romans ever done for us?" (n/t) by whybird2001-07-03 19:51:26
    Copied that from Apple... by pengeek2001-07-03 07:12:55
      when is the last time you tried to add hardware by Bealz2001-07-03 19:02:16
  brought internet to world cheaply?! by Bealz2001-07-03 01:48:28
    Withough MS? by Beavis2001-07-03 08:55:44
      made it EASILY accessable to old folks etc... (n/t) by Bealz2001-07-03 18:52:19
        I would credit Mozilla for that. by Beavis2001-07-03 19:30:40
    Not true. by see2001-07-03 05:02:11
      oh sure big blues rep for open access is famous! by Bealz2001-07-03 18:56:31
      strike! (n/t) by mckilla2001-07-03 05:53:17
    no need you go on....:-) by mckilla2001-07-03 01:52:21
      ORGY!!!! (n/t) by Bealz2001-07-03 01:54:33
        orgy????? (n/t) by mckilla2001-07-03 02:19:46
          sorry org always reminds of the old school motto by Bealz2001-07-03 18:49:33
  good compairison (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:34:56
Headaches by dragonflier2001-07-03 00:23:02
  Bash head against wall. Repeat (n/t) by beez2001-07-03 14:47:15
  what works for me... by mtgeek202001-07-03 12:56:13
  My brother's migraine treatments. by Rodrin2001-07-03 10:24:06
  migraines by Ma Petite2001-07-03 06:58:25
  Excedrin headache .357 (n/t) by wiredog2001-07-03 05:05:39
  possible cure by ideur2001-07-03 01:02:04
    That's interesting by Nea2001-07-03 09:57:16
      Depends by Rodrin2001-07-03 10:18:03
      depends on the person. by cayliel2001-07-03 10:17:57
        I know some people for whom... by skeegenin2001-07-03 11:34:17
          That'll cure a lot by free-me2001-07-05 06:11:48
  Beer by aix tom2001-07-03 00:30:10
    Nothing kills a headace, by The-Prophet2001-07-03 06:49:29
    hmm Kinda illegal for me. (n/t) by dragonflier2001-07-03 00:36:57
      then od on tylenol, bayer, and nyquil by sketcher2001-07-03 00:43:59
        i am still for the beer (n/t) by Stacato2001-07-03 05:23:21
  i drive nails into my skull with my shiny hammer (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:28:22
    hmm.... might give it a try.. n/t by dragonflier2001-07-03 00:30:51
      Watch Pi first... by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:57:57
Good morning thread ... by Stacato2001-07-03 00:14:38
  Guten Mooorgen / Good Mooorning by ideur2001-07-03 00:25:39
    are you bloody joking? where the hell are you? by scheuri2001-07-03 00:27:54
      central american time zone by sketcher2001-07-03 00:29:54
        BLAH! and i dont mean mexico... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:31:07
          Uh... "Central"? by brion2001-07-03 00:34:33
            hehehe, but taht does not answer question... by scheuri2001-07-03 00:49:35
              Hehe by ideur2006-11-19 12:55:59
              <Deleted><Deleted>2003-10-23 18:00:40
              lake havasu city by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:52:15
                oh...well...ahrrmm... by scheuri2001-07-03 00:54:04
                  it is at least a dry heat though by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:54:54
                    and when its not really friggin hot... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:57:24
                      sounds about right (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:59:01
                    *nods*...okay by scheuri2001-07-03 00:56:27
                      lol... about that (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:58:21
                      humility or humidity by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:58:14
                        houston = hell + the whole 666 thing... by sketcher2001-07-03 01:01:33
                          great to hear that from you... by scheuri2001-07-03 01:04:12
                            i believe it is somewhere around 65-70% (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 01:05:55
                              would have guessed lower, but that makes it too... (n/t) by scheuri2001-07-03 01:10:57
                        sorry...mixed it up... by scheuri2001-07-03 01:00:02
                          well... most people here do pronounce it by sketcher2001-07-03 01:04:48
                            ah...okay...whatever... by scheuri2001-07-03 01:09:50
            lol, ok (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:37:30
later today after i wake up by sketcher2001-07-03 00:13:57
lol! ... Sid rules! ... in fact, ROFL! (n/t) by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:05:42
SSMTOTD!!! by sketcher2001-07-03 00:05:10
  I thought your mpnkey liked *babies* by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:07:39
    middleaged man apparently thinks by sketcher2001-07-03 00:10:03
      c'mon, he's a dad, nuff said. (n/t) by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:13:18
        i guess once i spawn my own little beings... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:16:36
          evil, evil ... by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:20:26
            dude... have you seen my mpnkey?!?! by sketcher2001-07-03 00:25:16
              but he was running around your knees before ... by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:46:29
                that was back when he was new... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:49:04
              and by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:34:00
                Restraint. by brion2001-07-03 00:39:36
                  ?? huh ?? by DragonLady2001-07-03 01:06:12
                    'zactly my point! by brion2001-07-03 01:28:43
                      I kind of agree with the cannibals... by Diablessa2001-07-03 15:25:15
                no, he was chewing on my shoe... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:39:19
                  gotcha by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:40:57
                    i think i just didnt go into much detail on it... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:45:36
                      probably by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:53:56
For Schol-R-LEA;2: by Factitious2001-07-03 00:03:24
  If there is, it would be a first by Schol-R-LEA;22001-07-03 00:51:31
    I forgot to give you the GZigZag link by Schol-R-LEA;22006-11-19 12:55:59
Hey by FusionIIIx2001-07-03 00:01:56
  not by long way by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:03:20
    ok by FusionIIIx2001-07-03 00:06:52
      ok (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:07:27
  Almost. (n/t) by Factitious2001-07-03 00:02:20
Translation Thread by intx2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Espaņol / Spanish by d`arcy2001-07-04 06:53:17
  german by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:25:20
    this looks like... by artist12001-07-03 00:30:09
      if you by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:31:50
        ok, sorry. (n/t) by artist12001-07-03 01:02:57
          no prob (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 01:03:54
            ok (n/t) by artist12001-07-03 01:09:16
              to help you a little... by artist12001-07-03 01:29:39
                Ya ??? by vog2001-07-03 12:32:28
                cool! by sbaclimber2001-07-03 01:35:44
  Esperanto by brion2001-07-03 00:22:03
    Esperanto (korektita) by brion2001-07-03 00:23:27
  gernan/deutsch by ipous2001-07-03 00:11:02
    Holy antiques Batman by Fargoch2001-07-03 00:28:53
      aber..... by mckilla2001-07-03 00:59:39
        Alte Batman-Serie by Fargoch2001-07-03 02:02:43
          Naja... by ipous2001-07-03 02:36:02
            Batman und Robin by bounce2006-11-19 12:55:59
              genau.... by mckilla2001-07-03 04:43:21
              Na... by ipous2001-07-03 03:54:58
Question of the Day! by kickstart2001-07-03 00:01:08
  QotD by RedMage2001-07-03 10:57:36
  Answer from The Internet Oracle by artist12001-07-03 09:18:49
  A missle defense shield... by NewGuy2001-07-03 08:58:08
  Mesa Boogie Dual Recto by camion2001-07-03 07:53:53
    Drool! by Chumley882001-07-03 13:00:06
  For myself by gaygeek2001-07-03 07:49:00
    Oh yeah... well... by Eli2001-07-03 09:42:34
      I remember those days... by gaygeek2001-07-03 10:03:25
  Depends by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:31:38
    You employer needs depends? *smirk* (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 08:20:09
  ABI Prism 3700 DNA Analyzer - $750k by ChicoScience2001-07-03 06:28:47
  DEC Hardware by nimdokk2001-07-03 05:27:48
  nuclear/hydro power plant ? by dima2001-07-03 05:25:46
  my guitar rack by ellyssian2001-07-03 05:18:14
  $200,000 by wiredog2001-07-03 05:13:23
  NOT my computer by Y2KDragon2001-07-03 05:06:22
  Well... by Pyrion Celendil2001-07-03 03:06:00
  A really big printer by justncase2001-07-03 01:32:53
  An RS/6000 - Cluster by aix tom2001-07-03 00:27:26
    consultants by nimdokk2001-07-03 06:02:39
      Even the Not So Old, and Far From Great Ones... by Eli2001-07-03 10:51:30
  QOTD by ideur2001-07-03 00:21:41
  My monitor by Frapazoid2001-07-03 00:16:28
  My 1200 dollar LCD screen :) (n/t) by Dominium2001-07-03 00:16:01
    screen by Y2KDragon2001-07-03 05:10:15
  My computer by dragonflier2001-07-03 00:12:16
  a PDP 11/70 ... in 1979 by DragonLady2001-07-03 00:11:55
    equipment by Y2KDragon2001-07-03 05:09:32
  egg timer by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:11:15
    Where do you get digital eggs? (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:25:17
      a very special store (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 07:33:58
        The goose that laid golden eggs upgraded (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 08:27:01
          lol (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 23:36:15
    So, how fast do your eggs go? (n/t) by justncase2001-07-03 01:53:26
      damned fast! ;-) (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 02:01:06
    woah kewl, you have a digital egg timer?!?!?!?!?!? (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:17:43
      I meant....nononnono...he has a egg timer!!! by scheuri2001-07-03 00:22:18
        huh? (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:26:58
          its ok sketch by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:28:15
            crazy flucker... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:33:22
              hummm.. by Dominium2001-07-03 00:44:37
              yaaa...sorry...explantion inside... by scheuri2001-07-03 00:43:00
                right............crazy flucker.................... (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:47:53
                  hmmmmm.... by scheuri2001-07-03 00:51:25
                    flucker is by sketcher2001-07-03 00:55:10
                      fluckers.com (n/t) by nimdokk2001-07-03 06:05:53
                        holy shlitt! by sketcher2001-07-03 15:37:15
                          You mean it slucks (n/t) by IByte2001-07-04 05:56:00
                      ah, I...guess...I...see... by scheuri2001-07-03 00:58:03
      nonononono..he has a egg time!!! by scheuri2001-07-03 00:21:24
  Um by FusionIIIx2001-07-03 00:10:17
    your mp3? (n/t) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:50:31
  my computer... (weak qotd makes weak answers) by sketcher2001-07-03 00:09:15
    frap pointed this out... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:22:17
      Don't you feel gypped... by Eli2001-07-03 10:30:37
        yes, it hurts... by sketcher2001-07-03 13:02:19
  My Notebook by Desiatox2001-07-03 00:04:32
    tsk... by Eli2001-07-03 09:48:02
      no they don't. by ljaguar2001-07-04 21:05:23
    A20m? IBM support sucks by Beavis2001-07-03 09:02:29
      What you say? IBM has linux support. n/t by ljaguar2001-07-04 21:00:56
  Well hmm My computer (n/t) by Spisefisken2001-07-03 00:04:27
TAFHONCOSOTD by Factitious2001-07-03 00:00:36
  Not many people know about... by ChuckAB2001-07-03 20:34:31
  Where did these lyrics come from? by The-Prophet2001-07-03 06:55:00
  Heh. by ln2001-07-03 00:52:04
    Oh, I will. by Factitious2001-07-03 10:16:37
  It's your birthday too by Spisefisken2001-07-03 00:03:15
    It's your birthday too? by Factitious2001-07-03 00:04:57
      Congrats to you two! by RRipley2001-07-03 01:59:44
TAFHOACOSOTD by Factitious2001-07-03 00:00:17
true geek by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:00:15
  Geeks don't hate the sun by esd2001-07-03 11:43:16
  Only if... by Beavis2001-07-03 09:09:32
  What Sun? by Atanamis2001-07-03 08:09:18
  Me lika da sun... by skeegenin2001-07-03 06:33:13
  i like sun by dima2001-07-03 05:33:35
  That is not quite the case. by Baggins2001-07-03 03:56:48
    Yay frisbee! by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:50:41
  true geek by the stryder2001-07-03 03:15:52
  Argh! That means we're all vampires. Or something (n/t) by cian2001-07-03 03:04:17
    Nah, just a few of us. (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:52:42
  Full-spectrum lighting by SirMe2001-07-03 00:39:39
  my question... by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:30:11
    my answer... by brion2001-07-03 00:46:14
      ok (n/t) by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:56:59
  The nasssty yellow face... we hatesss it, yesss! by brion2001-07-03 00:28:45
    it hurts my eyes when i drive... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:36:26
      Please! Lose the white background! by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:04:22
        I follow similar practices, and my cow orkers... by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:45:37
          Agreed by ToolGeek2001-07-03 08:14:20
            Colours by Arcanaloth2001-07-03 11:01:09
      dim your monitor by sbaclimber2001-07-03 00:39:20
        i dimmed it, and changed it to blue favorable by sketcher2001-07-03 01:09:49
          sunglasses by sbaclimber2001-07-03 01:17:56
            Natch. by Jake the Bowler2001-07-03 02:09:28
  Yes... by FusionIIIx2001-07-03 00:15:29
  Hmm by ipous2001-07-03 00:13:32
  like i said yesterday... by sketcher2001-07-03 00:12:08
    sneeze by Y2KDragon2001-07-03 05:23:37
      So do I, Its not uncommon. (n/t) by ToolGeek2001-07-03 07:06:01
        Me too. (n/t) by skeegenin2001-07-03 07:53:56

 

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