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Cartoon for Jun 23, 2008
Strip for Jun 23, 2008
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meh by oedlan2008-06-23 23:58:38
Is it tomorrow yet? (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-23 23:46:33
  yep. by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:48:16
  Yes, from yesterdays point of view. :) (n/t) by Vectorz2008-06-23 23:47:58
Wohoooo... shiny arrived by c3po2008-06-23 23:37:44
Invoke: Domino experts. by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:20:19
notable weekend notes by Danu2008-06-23 23:07:23
  s/dispursed/dispersed/ by Danu2008-06-23 23:32:47
Wow! Incredible catch by ball girl by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 23:04:29
  Impressive... but... by Vectorz2008-06-23 23:47:01
    Good eye! You're right. by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 23:55:01
  I particularly like the expression on the catcher' by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 23:25:41
  Oh, put her in, Coach - she's ready to play today (n/t) by Danu2008-06-23 23:17:30
  Spider Girl :-D (n/t) by Snate2008-06-23 23:09:21
Today's Ziggy : by Klaranth2008-06-23 22:53:23
  *eats karlanth's comic* (n/t) by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:48:39
Careful. Hot weather might kill you if you're not. by Peace_man2008-06-23 22:05:53
  \o/ Phoebee {{{Peace_man}}} by Danu2008-06-23 22:21:39
  {{{Peace_man}}} by Snate2008-06-23 22:15:53
4th of July Party by ShadoCat2008-06-23 22:01:36
  If not for the price of gas and the fact you have by Snate2008-06-23 22:27:50
    Yeah, gas prices blow. (n/t) by ShadoCat2008-06-23 22:47:03
  Ohhhh That sounds like FUN! =) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 22:22:49
    It's pretty much the southern tip of OC. by ShadoCat2008-06-23 22:56:06
      Nah, that's ok... =J by shadowsystems2008-06-23 23:29:12
        I'm both disapointed and relieved by ShadoCat2008-06-24 10:33:32
(Laughing happily) I have a new shiny! =D by shadowsystems2008-06-23 21:46:07
  Nice!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 21:51:30
ATTN: shadowsystems, You've got mail and a reply by Snate2008-06-23 21:44:39
  WOOT! Amish wood working pr0n! by shadowsystems2008-06-23 21:51:49
  Oh, and I guess you can ignore my "PS" by Snate2008-06-23 21:50:23
    Wait, there's MORE?! !O.O! by shadowsystems2008-06-23 21:53:26
SOT-but-I-*like*-country-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 21:19:41
  SOT-division-of-assets-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:06:01
    SOT-country-and-college-education-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:11:00
      SOT-no, really???-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:19:01
        SOT-been-there-done-that-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:25:33
  I was a good little girl. by Lab Rat2008-06-23 21:40:42
  *pounces* by oot2008-06-23 21:27:32
    Zithromax should be taken away from dairy. by skippy-ish_guy2008-06-23 22:47:57
    D4it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pharmacist! by josie_beller2008-06-23 21:59:32
      FlavoRX is your friend. by skippy-ish_guy2008-06-23 22:50:27
      Thanks! :-) by oot2008-06-23 22:06:25
    How about icecream topping? by MrTrick2008-06-23 21:46:14
    did you try REAL cherrys? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-06-23 21:44:29
      bet theyd get a surgar buzz and a half off of by joecrouse2008-06-23 21:45:09
  SOT-not-worth-the-hassle-M by Phoon2008-06-23 21:21:56
    SOT-what-you-think-you-need-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:29:59
      SOT-where-you're-not-looking-M by josie_beller2008-06-23 22:33:02
    SOT-curl-up-and-pass-out-M by Phoon2008-06-23 21:35:53
      No hope, no harm. by Phoon2008-06-23 21:40:27
Good vacuum cleaners? by MrTrick2008-06-23 21:08:32
  We have one that goes all WRRRRRR. by Skelwar2008-06-23 22:32:27
  We've got a Nilfisk X300 - seems pretty good by parastra2008-06-23 21:38:32
    ?O.o? !O.O! 2100 Watts?! *WOW* by shadowsystems2008-06-23 21:48:15
      I can honestly say I've never tried that! by parastra2008-06-23 22:52:55
        That line is from an old female acquaintence... by shadowsystems2008-06-23 23:25:59
          Bwahahaha! (n/t) by parastra2008-06-23 23:53:30
  My mom swears by the one she has... by shadowsystems2008-06-23 21:29:12
  I bought a Dyson and love it by DesertRat662008-06-23 21:28:45
  Both my sister and I have The Boss Smartvac from by Snate2008-06-23 21:21:51
Welcome to Barlliad!! by Corky_OWell2008-06-23 21:00:02
Friends comment on Doctor Who: by hadji2008-06-23 20:52:26
  Zhesn thesn oyvooyr oybb onpx ngpun. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-23 21:28:45
    :-PpPpPpPpPpPp (n/t) by Snate2008-06-23 21:42:32
    You have to remember the end of the episode to get by hadji2008-06-23 21:41:52
TTGTBT by radiowave9112008-06-23 20:22:23
  *piles up binkies and soft fluffy pillows...* by Garrinka2008-06-23 21:04:28
SOTM - Rubber Biscuit - Blues Brothers by radiowave9112008-06-23 20:06:15
PSA: Air Conditioning can get cold! by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:59:50
Men are sweet and good to eat ;) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:55:32
SOT-some-things-never-change-M by Phoon2008-06-23 19:46:46
I need someone to chat to on msn.... by leejam2008-06-23 19:33:28
  Nobody loves me, everybody hates by leejam2008-06-23 20:04:52
    aww hon I wish I could start one.. by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:06:21
      'tis ok :) by leejam2008-06-23 20:12:09
        LOL and I hear I was thinking you were by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:14:20
          Thanks Garrinka :) by leejam2008-06-23 20:17:40
            thanks to you too :) *hugs* by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:18:53
              Amen. we are weaning our baby by leejam2008-06-23 20:20:31
                sorry... I lost me MSN nick ages ago... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:23:21
                  sent an invite :) (n/t) by leejam2008-06-23 23:42:28
Well, I suppose I should say hi. (n/t) by Llyr2008-06-23 19:27:29
  *waves quietly from the back of the room* by Danu2008-06-23 23:41:30
  Welcome back, dude! (n/t) by ironblood2008-06-23 23:26:47
  Welcome back! :) (n/t) by Bellator2008-06-23 21:39:44
  Welcome back! (n/t) by Nea2008-06-23 20:54:46
  mahna mahna! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 20:36:10
    Ggghrhh... Must... resist! (n/t) by Llyr2008-06-23 21:38:58
    do do dedodo (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-23 20:36:57
      Hey! That was Llyr's mahna mahna! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 20:38:32
        mahnamahna! (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-23 20:43:31
          do do dedodo by hadji2008-06-23 20:46:18
            *ROFLMAO* by Hieraco2008-06-23 22:03:15
            man mana ma na ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:48:28
              do do dedo. by hadji2008-06-23 20:53:51
                okay then ra ra raooooooooooooooooooo! ;) by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:57:25
                  Check out this site: by hadji2008-06-23 21:04:10
        do do de doo doo ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-06-23 20:43:25
  Welcome back! (n/t) by vampire2008-06-23 20:33:05
  \o/ You're back! (n/t) by esbita2008-06-23 20:16:02
  W00t! Welcome back! by purplepineapple2008-06-23 20:15:21
  *steals Llyr's pants* by oot2008-06-23 20:10:46
    hey... that's my job. by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:37:17
  Thanks, everyone. by Llyr2008-06-23 20:03:27
    Kind of figured it would be . . . on both counts. by hadji2008-06-23 20:37:59
  A hearty welcome to you, sir. by the_diggity2008-06-23 19:43:39
  Welcome Back Mr. Llyr Sir by Snate2008-06-23 19:36:43
  welcome back. by FNORDer2008-06-23 19:33:43
  come on in, take off your skin by thethinman2008-06-23 19:33:21
  Welcome home! by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:32:52
  Oh Hai by Myke2008-06-23 19:31:11
    dude hes been in no internet land for so long he by joecrouse2008-06-23 19:32:42
      I Know! by Myke2008-06-23 20:11:49
      And he's got 2 *years* worth of archives to get by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:33:49
        We could give him just the highlights by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:49:24
          Highlights by joecrouse2008-06-23 22:14:49
            Lolcats is < 2 years old? Didn't know that. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 22:39:56
  Hello! by sgrunt2008-06-23 19:31:03
    Also, ATTN: oot. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-06-23 19:34:08
  Lllllyyyyrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:30:51
    Admit it by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 21:00:56
      Yup. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 21:47:58
      Huh? by hadji2008-06-23 21:08:15
        Accident-prone -> by Llyr2008-06-23 21:37:36
          :-o by hadji2008-06-23 21:43:20
            Llyr has Reti's phone number? (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 21:47:01
              If not, you can give it to him. by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 21:57:36
                So true, so true (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 22:01:03
  WELCOME BACK! by joecrouse2008-06-23 19:29:08
  wlcm back hon *hugs*... by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:28:55
  Hello to you too. (n/t) by techi8702008-06-23 19:28:15
SOTM Wonderful World by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:26:15
  Everytime I even see that song title by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:37:37
    Me too. Years ago I met an elderly gentleman by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:46:48
      That must have been cool. by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:49:21
        It was. The man worked with some of the greats! by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:52:43
          Did you have an appreciation for that genre by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:57:35
            Yep, even as a kid and teenager by Lab Rat2008-06-23 20:07:46
              That must have been a fun time! by radiowave9112008-06-23 20:17:27
                The only "music" I really detest: rap/hip-hop/urba by Lab Rat2008-06-23 20:34:26
                  The only music I don't like is machismo-country. by Phoon2008-06-23 21:03:51
  SOT-ow-M by FNORDer2008-06-23 19:36:49
    yIKES!! (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 19:47:24
  SOT-bah-M by Phoon2008-06-23 19:32:51
Attn: ptkpres/morenna/bitflipper/aprylmae by Phoon2008-06-23 19:24:17
  last week someone posted an 800 number by morenna2008-06-23 21:17:45
    here's how I changed things: by morenna2008-06-23 21:19:08
      yes, I have crappy days too by morenna2008-06-23 21:19:56
Lemonade is fun! by Phoon2008-06-23 19:21:07
  mix it to taste by the glass instead? by morenna2008-06-23 21:37:32
  Mix the two? by radiowave9112008-06-23 19:53:01
    Then carbonate it! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 21:09:48
i have some ubuntu probs that i will by thethinman2008-06-23 19:13:21
  What sort of problems? by sgrunt2008-06-23 19:15:57
    speakers work on test and start up by thethinman2008-06-23 19:21:19
out of the two dates from last week.. by thethinman2008-06-23 19:10:44
  grats hon.. good for you :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:14:14
    guessing a geek girl at any con is a by thethinman2008-06-23 19:24:13
      I am hon :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:27:35
        face it, you are geek hot by thethinman2008-06-23 19:31:41
          thanks hon I appreciate that :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:40:18
Remember: if you love spicy (read: acidic) foods.. by FNORDer2008-06-23 19:03:06
i am prooud to say that i am the only non... by unjust2008-06-23 18:59:25
  Hey! I'm not arrogant! I'm just pretentious! by suicide_king2008-06-23 19:27:29
  I'd rather have the Pit Bull... by themadkansan2008-06-23 19:04:30
    Roflmao :) good one hon :) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:08:11
  hey those desktop equivalents build muscles :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:01:21
Here I am now, entertain me by basher202008-06-23 18:47:39
  The simple solution is to by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:49:03
    Time remaining: 0 seconds (for last five minutes) by basher202008-06-23 18:55:00
      Are you on with IIS techsupport for any reason...? by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 23:24:52
      It's just their lorentz-fitzgerald compression... by FNORDer2008-06-23 19:13:32
      It's Microsoft time. by themadkansan2008-06-23 19:06:28
What happened to the reliable people I knew? by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:14:38
  Further to your point... by Illiad2008-06-23 18:27:15
    Students my age, plus or minus a couple of years. by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:30:08
      Then you need to punt them. by Illiad2008-06-23 18:33:25
        As much as I would love to do that, by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:38:23
  What I have found is that people don't respond by imrambi2008-06-23 18:20:38
    I do that. by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:21:37
      Their loss. by imrambi2008-06-23 18:25:38
  Reliable? by Illiad2008-06-23 18:20:37
    Thats not unusual, 71% of IT projects fail. by Astro-g2008-06-23 18:56:26
      I work in an IT related department for a VERY by vampire2008-06-23 20:37:30
        I haven't seen them fail as often by ToLazyToThink2008-06-23 23:10:58
    I've dealt with similar situations. by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:24:23
Attn: Illiad, Myke, Kickstart by oot2008-06-23 18:12:59
  I did indeed forget my password. by Llyr2008-06-23 19:37:56
  Ask Llyr... by Illiad2008-06-23 18:16:18
    Thanks! :-) (n/t) by oot2008-06-23 18:23:22
    Attn: YakkoWarner by oot2008-06-23 18:22:39
Where to buy cherry syrup? by oot2008-06-23 18:06:10
  Just curious as to why they won't? (n/t) by vampire2008-06-23 20:39:26
    Dunno by oot2008-06-23 21:18:32
  Real or artificial? by werehatrack2008-06-23 18:25:20
    Doesn't matter by oot2008-06-23 18:32:21
      check the section by AprylMae2008-06-23 20:20:20
        Thanks! (n/t) by oot2008-06-23 21:18:55
      coffee syrups may also be sold by the coffee maker by morenna2008-06-23 19:03:15
        err, meant by the coffee maker section at Target by morenna2008-06-23 19:04:17
          *hands morenna some caffienated coffe syrup* by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:06:15
            thanks! I'll have it with some Penguin Mints! :-) by morenna2008-06-23 19:08:22
              don't forget the caffinated soap too ;) by Garrinka2008-06-23 19:11:07
  oot hon .. just an fyi.. Ufie meet July 12th :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 18:15:29
    Thanks! by oot2008-06-23 18:32:52
      it *is* :D by Garrinka2008-06-23 18:36:03
We hold the record! by steveballmer2008-06-23 17:32:02
  Prove it with logs. :) by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:45:19
Waits on sourceforge by imrambi2008-06-23 17:24:57
  Yay! <24 hours for approval! by imrambi2008-06-23 18:16:28
    Tell us more? (n/t) by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:17:42
      The project is in planning stages by imrambi2008-06-23 18:23:32
        Cool. (n/t) by sgrunt2008-06-23 18:25:04
  It takes a few days by UGuardian2008-06-23 18:00:38
Attn.: shadowsystems, fire up Gtalk please :) (n/t by ixeian2008-06-23 17:22:46
  I have a flamethrower by imrambi2008-06-23 17:25:41
OT: DP's last incarnation by archnerd2008-06-23 17:09:39
(bright & smiley) May I have a small nuke, please? by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:08:44
  {{{shadowsystems}}} (n/t) by Snate2008-06-23 20:23:36
  CLOSE THIS THREAD. by shadowsystems2008-06-23 17:43:46
    You are the one out of a job. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:47:11
      Is he in debt to you? by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:54:27
        Since I spent money in the US, which contributed by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:58:06
          so, then you are somewhat by AprylMae2008-06-23 20:30:30
          The amount of money you spent by themadkansan2008-06-23 18:05:09
            Funny how you ignore the second part of my post. by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 18:11:37
              Your eyes see what you see, mine see what I see. by themadkansan2008-06-23 18:31:33
    Not justification. Clarification. (n/t) by jiteo2008-06-23 17:47:03
  wtf man id do it anyway just to be fair. (n/t) by joecrouse2008-06-23 17:26:10
  Seriously, were there any steps before you going by jiteo2008-06-23 17:23:46
  Let me get this straight: by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:05:00
    there are no employment contracts by joecrouse2008-06-23 17:30:21
      A verbal contract still constitutes a legally by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:32:48
        a rug cleaner gets paid more. by joecrouse2008-06-23 18:13:08
          Missed the point. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 18:23:57
        depends where you are. Some states it does not by subbywan2008-06-23 17:34:11
          Moot point, as shadowsystems claims the by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:38:42
  um, what sort of a response did you expect by subbywan2008-06-23 17:03:27
    Um... by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:09:02
      yes, I got that too, but the point still stands by subbywan2008-06-23 17:27:55
      Your point? (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:10:50
        You're obviously spoiling for an argument. by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:12:53
          Ah yes, I get it now. by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:14:18
            Nah. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:17:01
  So what did you REALLY hope to accomplish there? ( (n/t) by esbita2008-06-23 17:00:49
    I would imagine that the initial intent was... by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:04:46
      Promised where? by esbita2008-06-23 17:15:35
        Yes the hourly wage offer was in writing... by shadowsystems2008-06-23 17:36:20
          How detailed did you read the contract? by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:44:04
            for workers comp you litteraly should have the by joecrouse2008-06-23 18:16:02
              *wooooooosh* (n/t) by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 18:19:36
          Okay, so looks like you were in the right... by esbita2008-06-23 17:43:29
            I would've been 'right' in various cases at my old by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:46:00
          It wasn't "no more mister nice guy". by subbywan2008-06-23 17:40:18
        Ask him. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:18:48
          Okay, assuming he attempted diplomacy.... by esbita2008-06-23 17:33:59
            They already knew my mother worked for the Feds. by shadowsystems2008-06-23 17:38:32
  major annatopp and the goldeneye by thethinman2008-06-23 16:57:24
    OOOHHhhhhhhh... I remember her... by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:58:32
      does she help with the pain? by thethinman2008-06-23 17:11:38
        It would be a fun way to go... =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 17:24:44
  You should call the agencies on them anyway. by kelli2172008-06-23 16:34:34
    (Smiles sweetly) I already did. =) *tee hee* by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:40:17
      In Germany, the 'accuser' has to pay the cost by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:09:42
        That's Germany though. by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:11:34
          That's as ruinous to one's future. by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:13:28
      Yay for treachery! by themadkansan2008-06-23 16:41:28
        ((High Five)) D4 skippy! =)P (n/t) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:55:19
          Nothin' like a good... by themadkansan2008-06-23 16:59:04
            Yeah, and have the employer spread the word about by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:12:25
              If they do and it can be proven, they pay again. (n/t) by themadkansan2008-06-23 17:14:22
              as far as I know.. and I could be wrong.. by Garrinka2008-06-23 17:14:08
                Doesn't stop anyone... by esbita2008-06-23 17:24:47
                Maybe, maybe so. by CynicalRyan2008-06-23 17:15:21
  so sorry hon {{{{shadowsystems}}}} by Garrinka2008-06-23 16:23:43
    Thanks Sweetie... =} by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:40:55
      if they cheer you up sure ;) by Garrinka2008-06-23 16:42:29
        (Turns into a hamster & holds her ears...) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:53:15
          *taps into turbo boost.. heads into mach 10* ;) by Garrinka2008-06-23 16:54:44
            (Turns into Cthulhu & uses a few tentacles...) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 16:57:27
              hey watch where you put those.. I'm ticklish ;) (n/t) by Garrinka2008-06-23 17:03:03
                (Southern Redneck voice) HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS! =D by shadowsystems2008-06-23 17:22:24
Sotm: Don't you forget about me - Simple Minds by Garrinka2008-06-23 16:00:46
  That brings back memories by ixeian2008-06-23 16:42:48
    you're wlcm :) .. ayep its a classic.. by Garrinka2008-06-23 16:44:52
      Whoa, hadn't heard about that by ixeian2008-06-23 16:56:24
        American Teen , July 25th in theaters by Garrinka2008-06-23 17:01:19
          Thankies, looks interesting :) (n/t) by ixeian2008-06-23 17:25:04
Wrok was so much fun today :-D by Lab Rat2008-06-23 15:19:39
  I didn't know wr0k and fun could be in the same by sgrunt2008-06-23 15:20:25
Fell over in shower. by purplepineapple2008-06-23 14:58:57
  Have made it into w0rk by purplepineapple2008-06-23 17:05:44
    {{{purplepineapple}}} by morenna2008-06-23 21:32:29
  owies hon.. I hope you are okay .. by Garrinka2008-06-23 15:54:03
    Thanks by purplepineapple2008-06-23 17:04:12
      wow and I thought germany was rough :) by Garrinka2008-06-23 17:09:28
  Were you dancing in the shower again? :-) by morenna2008-06-23 15:18:33
    Nope, not even singing. by purplepineapple2008-06-23 15:20:30
      Oh, now that's just plain rude by bitflipper2008-06-23 15:31:47
        {{{bitflipper}}} Thanks (n/t) by purplepineapple2008-06-23 17:02:39
      Aw, that's no fun. by morenna2008-06-23 15:30:05
  Ya might want to take some ibuprophin by Lab Rat2008-06-23 15:18:09
    Hmmm by purplepineapple2008-06-23 15:21:45
    I hope lab rat is not speaking from personal by sgrunt2008-06-23 15:18:58
      I am. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 15:20:07
        ...classic lab rat... by sgrunt2008-06-23 15:21:09
  {Sends good thoughts and healing vibes} by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 15:02:42
    Thanks by purplepineapple2008-06-23 15:07:03
      and here I was trying soooo hard to not think by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 15:09:31
        *gasp!* by purplepineapple2008-06-23 15:11:19
          *puts on halo and tries to look innocent* by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 15:12:57
  No non-slip surface in the bottom of the shower?! by kelli2172008-06-23 15:02:06
    Shower over bath by purplepineapple2008-06-23 15:05:21
      Fairly common to have shower and tap spout at the by intrinsic2008-06-23 15:45:52
  LabRat is now incognito by Hieraco2008-06-23 15:01:54
    Yes, it did, but you were late. :-p by hadji2008-06-23 15:02:55
  Lab rat, why are you posting as purplepineapple? (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 15:01:22
    Jinx! by Hieraco2008-06-23 15:02:28
      You wouldn't want me to buy you a beer. by hadji2008-06-23 15:04:35
        Oh, right....US....Beer.....not going to happen by Hieraco2008-06-23 15:10:07
          Good man! by vampire2008-06-23 21:15:23
          Done! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 16:00:15
*finds a clip on the floor* by joresgump2008-06-23 14:49:27
  *speeds up the DAT* by kelli2172008-06-23 14:55:46
There is no charge for awesomeness... by SnArL2008-06-23 14:42:08
  Po! you will be late to work! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 14:47:38
    Careful, that soup is - sharp! by SnArL2008-06-23 14:49:47
      And the special ingredient IS!!!!! by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 14:52:32
  Oh, yes there is: $YOURSOUL (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 14:43:22
  *Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:42:49
I have given myself an earworm. :P by kelli2172008-06-23 14:31:55
  Suddenly "Lux Æterna" doesn't seem so bad. (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 14:32:56
    shack a shack a noogack a bodden de day... (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-23 14:36:15
*slides over the floor, aiming at a UFie's feet* by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:26:51
  Uh-oh... by bitflipper2008-06-23 14:28:44
    Ooooh. 'Nother kitten? Can I see? Can I See? by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:42:24
      I'll have to see if my wife has any digital pics by bitflipper2008-06-23 15:20:09
Toysbfun : 2 points (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:11:32
Quantcast? What's that? by imperito2008-06-23 14:05:49
  Nasty spycrap by hobbs2008-06-23 14:20:53
It seems GladOS is alive and well at UCSB by Ston2008-06-23 14:04:20
  That is at least several kinds of awesome! (n/t) by PeKaJe2008-06-23 15:58:41
How do I complain about a missing Firefox feature? by Snate2008-06-23 14:03:02
  *POUNCES on Snate's feet * (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:29:27
    *scritches kitty behind the ears* by Snate2008-06-23 14:34:17
      *Rolls on back and bats at the fingers above her* by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:43:52
  Odd. I run FF3, and I still can ... (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:28:18
  Never mind. I did a little more trial and error by Snate2008-06-23 14:08:56
    Ah, now I've figured out how to do it for the root by Snate2008-06-23 18:29:45
  you can change to the rival browser, IE Explorer by joresgump2008-06-23 14:06:22
    The other thing you can do is by sgrunt2008-06-23 14:14:12
      You again! by joresgump2008-06-23 14:27:04
        Me again! by sgrunt2008-06-23 14:37:49
          *installs wgetpad (wget+notepad) on sgrunt's PC* by joresgump2008-06-23 14:39:46
Attn: SnArL by Phoon2008-06-23 13:57:43
  So have I :D by SnArL2008-06-23 14:41:25
My Ad Block Plus doesn't work. by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:50:30
SOT-It's-Monday : ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace by Bellator2008-06-23 13:46:10
  I think aprylmae said something about monday not by joresgump2008-06-23 14:51:21
    So did she or didn't she get a....wait... by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 14:53:24
My friend is getting married in two weeks! by dodrian2008-06-23 13:40:39
  Add some recipes as well by Lady-Luna2008-06-23 17:27:55
  It's not boring, it's useful. :) by farfalla2008-06-23 14:17:09
  Well, here's the thing... by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:44:44
    Bingo! my thoughts exactly! I always get people by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 14:21:18
      We didn't get any knives. Superstition! by farfalla2008-06-23 14:23:50
        I bought mine... by Lady-Luna2008-06-23 17:32:36
        For the supersticious...there are gift certificate (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 14:39:22
          Most excellent idea. :) (n/t) by farfalla2008-06-23 14:47:08
  you don't HAVE to get something from the registry (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-23 13:43:31
  Stamps are a good gift by imrambi2008-06-23 13:42:58
The "Broken stuff of your desk" poll! by TechisSO2008-06-23 13:17:04
  Let's see, LG Dvd, 2*laptop Dvd/Rw, 5v wall wart, by kreepykrawly2008-06-23 20:16:34
  Now that I'm at my home desk.. by TechisSO2008-06-23 18:46:45
  A Frogpad. by staticsan2008-06-23 17:11:03
  I'd tell you if I could find it under all this by intrinsic2008-06-23 16:34:10
  mY kEYBOARD! by MrTrick2008-06-23 16:33:19
  I have a 4x4 electrical panel on my desk. by kahuana2008-06-23 15:59:19
    Sorry, it's only a 3x3 panel. Just seems bigger. ( (n/t) by kahuana2008-06-23 16:00:18
  Just cleaned at home, so this is at work by PeKaJe2008-06-23 15:55:20
  ThinkPad Battery by smiffy2008-06-23 15:32:43
  Let's see by UGuardian2008-06-23 15:05:18
  my desk at *ork? nothing by Freakazoid2008-06-23 14:41:27
    although I still have a cyrix 6x86 200Mhz by Freakazoid2008-06-23 15:10:03
  Let's see by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 14:09:40
    Forgot about the expired RSA Key (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 14:21:47
  Mac mini G4, wireless logitech mouse, batteries... by Dayd2008-06-23 14:06:39
    If you are going to start listing things that by SaylorA2008-06-23 14:09:36
  I purged the service manager's desk once by farfalla2008-06-23 13:58:26
    OMG. I just realized. I'm Stef! (n/t) by farfalla2008-06-23 13:59:43
  A broken XC ski tip by bobmon2008-06-23 13:47:45
  An empty ravioli can from today's lunch. by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:44:45
    Why are the Dell mousepads broken...? by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:53:03
      They're dirty, so mouse balls don't roll well. (n/ (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 14:05:24
        Ah, right. Those old things. by Skelwar2008-06-23 14:06:43
  An empty can of San Pellegrino Limonata. by rook_mtl2008-06-23 13:44:45
  Dead i-Pod, Defunct Flashgun for camera, DOA watch by Hieraco2008-06-23 13:44:15
    can you tell me what is DOA before I start thinkin by joresgump2008-06-23 13:55:56
      Dead On Arrival by Hieraco2008-06-23 14:55:49
        bereft of life? (n/t) by joecrouse2008-06-23 22:06:46
      I think it's "dead on arrival". Not sure. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:58:43
    also within reach of where I sit at my desk. by Hieraco2008-06-23 13:53:16
    Everyone has pens like that, so they don't count. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:50:12
      I don't! by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:51:15
        You're too young to have pens on your desk. :) (n/ (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:52:47
          I have a paperless office! by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:54:07
            Every time someone mentions paperless offices, by sgrunt2008-06-23 15:35:44
  Me by SnArL2008-06-23 13:42:31
  My old video card (ATI Radeon X1300), couple of by romandas2008-06-23 13:38:38
    I remember the kung-fu squirrel by imrambi2008-06-23 13:40:46
      It's fun to watch the cats try to figure out if by romandas2008-06-23 13:42:56
  On the desk, just a wireless Logitech mouse by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 13:35:48
  not that many things by Rogue19712008-06-23 13:33:16
    Funny story by intrinsic2008-06-23 16:43:44
    Got one of those 2.. by binkley2008-06-23 14:02:13
      The USB coffee warmer, that is... (n/t) by binkley2008-06-23 14:02:58
    @coffee warmer: by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:37:09
  My headset with broken mic. by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:25:39
    Add another empty bottle to the list. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:55:33
  A paper plane. It isn't flying right now (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-23 13:23:58
  My monitor by mmell2008-06-23 13:23:48
    *points at top left corner* ;oP (n/t) by intrinsic2008-06-23 16:35:04
  An empty can of "Dust-Off"... by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:22:37
  A hard drive with 2 shotgun slug holes through it, by techi8702008-06-23 13:20:46
    That sounds like an interesting story. . . (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 13:59:42
  Right now? My head. (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 13:17:28
    Me too, But I also have a spent .50 cal by NDwight2008-06-23 13:58:41
It's the "Cure Merlin's Naivete" thread by merlin2008-06-23 13:11:25
  The way I parsed it, by Phoon2008-06-23 13:16:50
    Really? I parsed it as by merlin2008-06-23 13:20:25
      Same basic idea. by Phoon2008-06-23 13:24:39
        I guess I'm just reading it differently than you by merlin2008-06-23 13:58:31
          More like: by Phoon2008-06-23 14:01:34
            Like I said, we're just flat out reading it by merlin2008-06-23 14:02:39
              I'd say it's pretty much the same. by Skelwar2008-06-23 14:18:05
                I guess it depends on the final funding levels by merlin2008-06-23 14:24:23
Damnation pt 2 by Bellator2008-06-23 13:00:24
  At this point, XP by hobbs2008-06-23 14:18:42
  2 down, 99 to go. (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 13:37:22
  i'd say XP for one reason alone by Freakazoid2008-06-23 13:24:52
    That plus XP SP3 just came out.. by romandas2008-06-23 13:35:03
      Critical updates to W2K will continue till 2010. (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-23 14:28:07
      I'm running W2K, I'm connected. Does it make me a by joresgump2008-06-23 13:53:23
        No, if it's your office PC, it makes your sysad a by romandas2008-06-23 13:56:10
          change is expensive by joresgump2008-06-23 14:36:05
          Actually, security patches are still being done. by SaylorA2008-06-23 14:13:21
    If I was concerned about security I wouldn't run by Bellator2008-06-23 13:34:25
      I wouldn't run either by imrambi2008-06-23 13:45:14
      Made me laugh. :D (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:40:32
  If you very brutally kill all XP fluffiness it'll by shargo2008-06-23 13:18:54
    Pretty much. by Phoon2008-06-23 13:25:25
  What are you doing with it? by lheggland2008-06-23 13:06:09
    Yea, remember XP is 2K with more bells and whistle by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:14:13
      That's just the thing... by Bellator2008-06-23 13:29:36
        PC specs? (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:31:18
          It's a P4 2.53 Ghz, 1Gb ram, ATI Radeon 9700 pro (n/t) by Bellator2008-06-23 13:36:07
            now for some useful info: by Freakazoid2008-06-23 14:34:31
            Wow - my 2 year old has that! by Divinar2008-06-23 14:05:45
            Cute. (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:38:10
              Cute? by Bellator2008-06-23 13:47:16
                I'm posting from a Core2Duo 3.0ghz with 6GB RAM. by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:57:25
                  p4ing contest !!!! by joresgump2008-06-23 14:08:37
  2K->XP is a lateral move, IMNSHO. by Phoon2008-06-23 13:01:41
Ow. Ow. F4ity-ow. by Phoon2008-06-23 12:55:26
  To clarify... by Phoon2008-06-23 13:00:53
    Where is the pain? Lower back, to one side or the by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:06:32
      Inner side of my left thigh. by Phoon2008-06-23 13:08:58
        Could be a hernia by Imp2008-06-23 13:12:52
          Nah by Stuka2008-06-23 14:50:46
            Yah, hernias don't feel like that by intrinsic2008-06-23 15:32:29
        Ah. O-kay, good to know by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:12:36
          (Raises hand) yeah, it hurts like heck for by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 13:34:09
I just remembered, We Got Excellent News. by SaylorA2008-06-23 12:47:40
  That is great to hear! I will keep sending the by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:52:23
  I believe the word is... "Woot!"? by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:50:12
It's official, we're building a new house. by techi8702008-06-23 12:45:45
  What material are you using for the house? by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:03:40
    Standard here is wood framed on a concrete by techi8702008-06-23 13:22:36
      So, where are you putting the server room? (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 13:49:02
        There's a space under the stairs where I think by techi8702008-06-23 13:52:38
  Road Trip!!!!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 12:57:52
  Man Cave! (n/t) by DesertRat662008-06-23 12:55:22
  Don't forget the network drops by imrambi2008-06-23 12:53:58
    I'm putting in 6 drops. I'm also making sure there by techi8702008-06-23 12:56:35
      I believe here those are required to be 20A. (n/t) by vampire2008-06-23 13:12:31
      Are you stick building or going pre-fab? by lheggland2008-06-23 13:00:32
        I can't run my own due to builders/gov policy. I by techi8702008-06-23 13:25:47
          Most smaller builders down here don't care. by lheggland2008-06-23 14:13:12
  To the Tech Cave! (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 12:50:22
What a Monday! Good and bad by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:43:08
  Communication is KEY! by ptkpres2008-06-23 14:39:15
  The AC unit for one of our labs went out over the by techi8702008-06-23 12:54:25
    Ouch! Had something simiar at the old job by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 13:03:36
      I have got to get a new Keyboard...this one by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 13:14:06
        mew (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:24:13
        Oh, sure, blame it on the tools :) (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 13:15:48
          Shhhhh...work with me here!!...LOL (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 13:16:32
ATTN: Illiad... YGM (n/t) by tesla_koil2008-06-23 12:33:53
  Thanks tesla! (Exactly the answer I needed) (n/t) by Illiad2008-06-23 12:34:59
    just tid bit more info by tesla_koil2008-06-23 12:57:29
Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts by Illiad2008-06-23 12:33:21
  Just got finished with a session of CoH. by ChuckAB2008-06-23 20:59:10
  I still have that sitting in the box. by PsychoI3oy2008-06-23 12:43:44
Woo! New video card by romandas2008-06-23 12:23:57
Whee! New shiney on the way! by PeKaJe2008-06-23 12:17:30
  shick a shoogah shank shack by kelli2172008-06-23 14:08:46
  Nice. by Tyop2008-06-23 12:30:26
    Agreed on the space part by PeKaJe2008-06-23 12:40:02
      The trunk is ideal for beer cans. by Tyop2008-06-23 12:53:10
        Ah, yes, for cans it might work by PeKaJe2008-06-23 13:04:41
((Rantish scream of obscenities...)) by shadowsystems2008-06-23 12:06:41
  Driving? You got a car again ? :) (n/t) by Klaranth2008-06-23 12:13:52
    Borrowed, IIRC. (n/t) by raptor_872008-06-23 14:00:34
    Even if he doesn't, by hadji2008-06-23 12:15:40
George Carlin passed away by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:01:02
  mentioned a couple times already today by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:02:50
    ahh, I didn't see it. Guess I should by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:04:26
Monday, NOT Friday! Monday, NOT Friday! by aprylmae2008-06-23 11:57:04
  Maybe it was "tube" instead of "lube" that you by Cural2008-06-23 15:38:47
  A possible Monday meaning for the term by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:04:46
  friday is not about the day, it's about the spirit by joresgump2008-06-23 12:03:47
    I definitely have the spirit by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:05:09
      I prefer to think of it as... by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:17:04
        So that'd make ye a "quantum bitflipper", nae? (n/t) by HadEnuf2008-06-23 12:42:49
          Ah, so *that* explains those mood swings. :grin: by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:47:54
            What, aleph-zero space not good enough for you? by HadEnuf2008-06-23 13:55:14
\O/ It's like freekin' Christmas in June \O/ by Hieraco2008-06-23 11:54:14
  Hey, that's some great news. by Corvus_One2008-06-23 12:00:28
OH MY GOD! I finally placed it! by SnArL2008-06-23 11:28:55
  Nice soundtrack by PeKaJe2008-06-23 11:57:31
    Go rent the movie by SnArL2008-06-23 12:03:05
  Did you by any chance by Imp2008-06-23 11:45:22
    Nope, and it's been quite a while since I saw by SnArL2008-06-23 11:56:01
      *Points Snarl in the direction of enemy forces* by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:04:44
        Uhhh...no. Doing so would be suicide by SnArL2008-06-23 12:19:27
          Even with lucidity... by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:24:19
          Only true if the safeguards didn't think you by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:22:43
            ...and I think I just found the version I want by SnArL2008-06-23 12:44:24
              Curse you Snarl! by Sieldan2008-06-23 13:37:21
                Lux Æterna makes anything epic. by Phoon2008-06-23 13:49:18
Well the first day of by ptkpres2008-06-23 11:24:09
  O-kay, ladies... by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:21:13
    I don't want to be a toothpick by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:25:47
      I am 185lbs and I feel comfortable at 140-145. by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:35:19
        There you go, then; that's your motivation! by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:41:57
          I don't know what it's like to feel good about mys by Phoon2008-06-23 13:52:13
            sounds like good motivation to change! (n/t) by morenna2008-06-23 13:53:23
              This would be so much easier by ptkpres2008-06-23 14:56:01
        I used to be too skinny by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:39:01
          i agree with bitflipper. There has to be some by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:47:52
          Have you considered other forms of birth control? by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:44:47
            I'm not on any now by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:49:55
              Welcome to the club. (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 13:51:15
                *You* stop that, too, guy; you've got plenty of... by bitflipper2008-06-23 14:22:34
                  Should I try yet another antidepressant? by Phoon2008-06-23 14:32:01
                    antidepressants don't make you happy by AprylMae2008-06-23 15:57:27
                    Here's the indication that the medication is right by bitflipper2008-06-23 14:55:55
                      I've heard that before. by Phoon2008-06-23 14:59:42
                        Whatever it takes by bitflipper2008-06-23 15:17:01
                          I know of this WOW moment by ptkpres2008-06-23 15:30:41
                          Two more suggestions in addition to medication: by morenna2008-06-23 15:29:02
                            Definitely by bitflipper2008-06-23 15:42:41
                              as an example: by morenna2008-06-23 16:02:41
                    most antidepressants take by ptkpres2008-06-23 14:44:56
                      I've been on this one for about three months. by Phoon2008-06-23 14:46:31
                        My anti-depressant history: by Phoon2008-06-23 14:48:23
                          Antidressants I have taken by ptkpres2008-06-23 15:21:30
              O-kay, *that* has got to stop by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:02:34
                Okay Apryl, cut that out. by ptkpres2008-06-23 13:24:20
                  okay, I realize I may have worded that wrong by aprylmae2008-06-23 13:42:20
                    So, you just gotta keep at it by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:59:26
                      thanks by aprylmae2008-06-23 14:03:17
                        Yup. So, let's find out what's going wrong... by bitflipper2008-06-23 14:26:13
                          Just had a lenghty conversation with by ptkpres2008-06-23 14:53:21
                            That one sounds like a keeper, ptk! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 15:43:29
                              Just got back from WW meeting. by ptkpres2008-06-23 16:48:17
    curvy yes! Looking like I am 6 month by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:25:25
      "Built for comfort, not for speed." by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:33:53
        Thanks for the advise. I am doing it also by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:40:51
  good luck by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:11:26
    If I lost half my weight, I'd still be considered by Phoon2008-06-23 14:17:57
      so would I (n/t) by AprylMae2008-06-23 16:09:39
      (Seriously. BMI of 25.8.) (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 14:19:10
        my BMI is 30 (n/t) by ptkpres2008-06-23 14:42:55
          Mine would be 25.8 *after* losing half my weight. (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 14:44:17
            I know lots of people in that boat. (n/t) by morenna2008-06-23 16:04:55
    If I lost half my weight, I'd be too skinny. by kelli2172008-06-23 14:15:50
    i started weight watchers at the beginning by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:21:05
      know that feeling by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:23:51
        yep (n/t) by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:26:24
  Huuuum good idea by Rogue19712008-06-23 11:59:12
    Have you been check for diabetes or thyroid by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:19:37
      I'm not diabetic, but I am hypothiroid by Rogue19712008-06-23 12:26:16
        That will have a lot to do with how you lose by ptkpres2008-06-23 12:42:42
  Best luck! by bitflipper2008-06-23 11:27:07
  *jumps on the bandwagon* by merlin2008-06-23 11:26:31
    *welcomes you both aboard* by testy2008-06-23 12:26:57
    Oh yeah, and "Good Luck!!!" (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 11:26:47
*rocks out to Bad Religion* by SnArL2008-06-23 11:13:50
OK I'm starting to beleive I'm psychic by Rogue19712008-06-23 10:58:24
  Yay by y2kdragon2008-06-23 11:06:29
Damnation... by Bellator2008-06-23 10:56:18
  How old was the old stick? :P (n/t) by Skelwar2008-06-23 13:29:16
Hmmm. Here's the question by voxwoman2008-06-23 10:39:47
  Kiss? I don't think so by flatlander2008-06-24 12:17:46
  Be sure to send Gene Simmons at least $4.375.000. by sysangel2008-06-23 12:22:15
  New Kiss or Classic Kiss? by Hieraco2008-06-23 11:41:35
  I like KISS by aprylmae2008-06-23 11:28:56
  Yes, it would be a contamination by Bellator2008-06-23 10:45:21
    Well, I'm embarrassed to say by voxwoman2008-06-23 10:52:38
    Are you saying it would be a by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:52:26
  Answer: by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:41:31
    No, but my husband may. by voxwoman2008-06-23 10:45:14
      Hey, I used to listen to Kiss, myself... by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:51:38
        I looked on the CD and recognized nothing by voxwoman2008-06-23 11:17:12
I better go put my face on. I need to be at the by Lab Rat2008-06-23 10:27:17
  :-o by hadji2008-06-23 10:31:19
    *surfs IMDB* by joresgump2008-06-23 11:49:36
    Better than a butterface! (n/t) by SnArL2008-06-23 10:40:52
      Does she have summer teeth? (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 14:21:57
    I much prefer by y2kdragon2008-06-23 10:38:00
      I know someone that actually did that by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 10:47:37
      Yep, I say that too. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 10:47:18
    But she has a great persona-lity (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:34:08
Ladies: Need to save your life? Take off your... by DesertRat662008-06-23 09:56:14
  Note to self by y2kdragon2008-06-23 10:37:10
    Yes it would, especially if you are a guy. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:54:35
      I am by y2kdragon2008-06-23 11:07:17
        Hey, as long as it matches my beard... ;-) (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 11:08:16
          *backs away from bitflipper* XD (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-23 11:11:47
            *dumps barrel of bright orange 38D bras on hactar* by werehatrack2008-06-23 12:32:47
              *stays right where he is* by hactar the uhhh2008-06-23 13:09:01
                *backs away from hactar* XD (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:14:57
  Why is it neccessary to tell us her cup size? by raptillicus2008-06-23 10:11:09
    Bigger cups = more surface area. by kelli2172008-06-23 10:56:20
    probably not really by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:18:46
    It makes for a bigger story. :) (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:11:57
      Not so much bigger as by hadji2008-06-23 10:13:40
        They could have just been padding the word count. by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:19:45
          but it implanted unnesecary information (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:21:20
            Your suggestion does not gel with me. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:23:04
              I can barely keep abreast of this punfest (n/t) by IByte2008-06-23 10:24:53
                at least it's not falsie (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:26:06
                  We are just boning up on our skills. by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:29:18
                  Hmmm... I wonder... by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:28:26
                    So does that mean they.... by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 10:53:08
                      Did you hear about the alcoholic Stylite? by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:56:02
                        Groan! (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:19:43
                    Take a bow. That one gets a *GROAN* from ME. (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 10:29:31
                      High praise, indeed! Thank you! by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:32:27
  awesome by aprylmae2008-06-23 09:59:58
    So the immediacy of assistance is proportional... by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:03:02
      Oh teh noez!! by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:07:52
        Well, in my experience, it's been more like... by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:22:46
          it's probably why by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:28:45
            Behold, the power of by SnArL2008-06-23 10:38:19
              that's choose or cheese? by joresgump2008-06-23 11:54:43
        Yeah, they would prolly still be asking for by Lab Rat2008-06-23 10:10:49
I need to go somewhere else by oot2008-06-23 09:53:48
  I'd invite you to the futon by Nightwind2008-06-23 14:41:08
    Do you have a large patch of weeds? by oot2008-06-23 17:54:32
      I'm downtown by Nightwind2008-06-23 19:14:58
  Bat Cave! by hadji2008-06-23 10:11:03
  Detroit -> Chicago is ~$40 by bus (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:56:36
    :-) (n/t) by oot2008-06-23 10:30:50
    No, because if she came to Chicago, by hadji2008-06-23 10:11:57
      I think I'm free Sunday. Oot meet? (n/t) by vivianc2008-06-23 10:52:02
        Probably not this weekend by oot2008-06-23 11:07:28
          Not good for me, either. by hadji2008-06-23 12:04:26
  How far are you from the border? by jiteo2008-06-23 09:55:05
    $136 each way :-/ (n/t) by oot2008-06-23 10:32:03
Reading through the past 2 weeks of Dilbert by MadnessASAP2008-06-23 09:53:34
i lern lots at skül by jiteo2008-06-23 09:52:48
  pics or it didn't happen by imrambi2008-06-23 09:59:17
    pics r by jiteo2008-06-23 10:11:51
Invokes UFicle by joresgump2008-06-23 09:43:51
  Something like this, perhaps? by toysbfun2008-06-23 09:48:48
    Thankee !!! by joresgump2008-06-23 09:50:38
What's a cocktail party? by toysbfun2008-06-23 09:42:28
  "Are you a swinger baby?" (n/t) by Imp2008-06-23 11:56:45
    Heh. Yeah. I've run into that one, a few times by bitflipper2008-06-23 12:14:28
      most people in that lifestyle are very by aprylmae2008-06-23 12:21:26
        Yup, only had one encounter who was slow... by bitflipper2008-06-23 13:18:05
  A bunch of grownups standing around by basher202008-06-23 11:18:25
    Add two USMC Senior NCOs to the group by DesertRat662008-06-23 11:47:46
  Follow-up question: by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:56:32
    It's a benefit. Offer to take her. by werehatrack2008-06-23 11:02:15
      Some say? by y2kdragon2008-06-23 11:10:37
        Zigackly! by bitflipper2008-06-23 11:22:53
      Given that we usually go places where there aren't by toysbfun2008-06-23 11:08:28
        WHR has got it right, dude; *ask* her. by bitflipper2008-06-23 11:10:51
  Cultural group dependent. by werehatrack2008-06-23 10:33:03
    It's a victim benefit at a nightclub. by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:40:03
      Dress nice by y2kdragon2008-06-23 10:43:08
        Which may be the point by zelda2008-06-23 12:02:08
  drunken debauchery by aprylmae2008-06-23 09:49:19
    That gives the mental image of by toysbfun2008-06-23 09:58:17
      that's kinda what I picture too. by aprylmae2008-06-23 10:01:16
        It is by y2kdragon2008-06-23 10:41:11
  A party where they try to tape a tail to your... by oot2008-06-23 09:47:49
    I would invite you to one, but... by werehatrack2008-06-23 12:38:38
Accuracy in reporting optional by DesertRat662008-06-23 09:32:11
  Looks like it's not a gun at present. by werehatrack2008-06-23 10:38:54
  Looks like an over/under with the top barrel gone. by crankshaft-jr2008-06-23 09:57:51
    It's a Remington 870 Pump Action Shotgun by DesertRat662008-06-23 10:04:37
    It is a pump. That "lower barrel" is the part by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:03:38
  I personally know someone who was arrested by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:46:51
  I would be a bit scared to even load by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 09:44:41
  That isn't sawed off, thats just plain missing by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:39:04
    No barrel=no chamber. The shell would most likely by techi8702008-06-23 09:41:38
Now this is interesting... by kc5sdy2008-06-23 09:30:56
I know there is already a Thread about Mr. Carlin by moongoddess2008-06-23 09:21:08
  Some of his best work from the Huffington Post by moongoddess2008-06-23 16:44:37
  Not likely by y2kdragon2008-06-23 09:28:33
    Occupation: Foole (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 10:12:25
    Isn't Pratchett in the same vein? (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:30:09
      Written vs. spoken by y2kdragon2008-06-23 09:36:37
  A true loss. by mpicklesimer12008-06-23 09:28:00
FIR ST Post! by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 09:21:07
  Oklahoma? (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:42:04
how to calculate compound daily interest? by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 09:16:29
  Thanks everybody! by ag__wyvern2008-06-23 09:31:43
  Wikipedia says: by jmaxsohmer2008-06-23 09:23:29
  Total = Principal * ( 1 + Rate ) ^ Time by bitflipper2008-06-23 09:21:06
  click me by imrambi2008-06-23 09:19:52
    That's yearly, by mpicklesimer12008-06-23 09:34:32
      Change the anually part to 365 and you have daily (n/t) by imrambi2008-06-23 09:37:45
      Love it by imrambi2008-06-23 09:37:06
US Election Thread -- Dadaist edition by oot2008-06-23 09:09:53
  *Remembers Dadaist "art"* by bitflipper2008-06-23 11:36:07
  Green screen challenge: by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:43:25
    Not possible by y2kdragon2008-06-23 10:47:31
  He doesn't want to allow offshore drilling, by merlin2008-06-23 10:08:51
    A new car that runs on charisma? by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:18:15
      I realize that. It's why I made the distinction by merlin2008-06-23 10:22:35
  Woman says head scarf cost her seat near Obama by DesertRat662008-06-23 09:58:57
    It's 'cause of those rumors that he's a Muslim. by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:03:02
      Ummm... by DesertRat662008-06-23 10:06:20
        Keith Ellison. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:10:52
  I'm disappointed. by altordwm2008-06-23 09:50:11
  Because a day without Lab Rat's photoshops... by Lab Rat2008-06-23 09:44:33
    ... would be too much to ask? (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 10:07:45
      I have a nifty idea. Don't click. (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 10:14:12
        Let's stop this now before it gets ugly. (n/t) by toysbfun2008-06-23 10:20:28
          I'm not being ugly. Just proposing an idea :-) (n/ (n/t) by Lab Rat2008-06-23 10:24:40
*decides it's a good time to go get food* by merlin2008-06-23 09:08:35
  Not Quizno's? by ReFlex762008-06-23 10:26:30
    $3.02. Can't eat for that at the Q (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 10:46:23
  Iz Subway by y2kdragon2008-06-23 09:33:25
  I'm in ur Subway eetin your sammichez! (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-23 09:30:45
    Too late, I've already finished my sammich :) (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:39:02
      there's nothing impossible for us, the zombies by joresgump2008-06-23 09:48:19
        *eats ya'all's brains* (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-23 09:55:31
    brainz sammichez??!??11one-eleven? (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-23 09:34:57
      iz bettr wif bred!!!!1111oneone-eleventy-bang!!1 ( (n/t) by hactar the uhhh2008-06-23 09:36:21
WhatsUp Gold is looking promising, indeed. (n/t) by hadji2008-06-23 08:55:53
  Isn't that just a platform for ReRun? by kahuana2008-06-23 15:56:30
    I have, actually. by hadji2008-06-23 16:02:02
  Things it has done for me... by kiwifruit2008-06-23 12:01:01
    Yeah, be real careful aobut those notifications by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 12:29:37
  Overall it is a good product. :) (n/t) by Classic_Jon2008-06-23 10:19:24
Yarg! Webpage of EVIL!!! by confused.brit2008-06-23 08:50:39
  What the... oh. I see. Literally. Hehehe... by roger G. rapid2008-06-23 09:38:09
  *coordinates eye blink to see the text as a contin by joresgump2008-06-23 09:15:32
    Shift the phase by 180 degrees. by AndyA2008-06-23 09:49:01
    Rich in... Taste, Low... in calories - A... Miracl (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-23 09:18:24
  text-decoration: blink; and frames together. by AndyA2008-06-23 09:04:30
  Didn't they institute the death penalty... by eatcode2008-06-23 09:00:29
    Because it's not using the tag which shall remain by merlin2008-06-23 09:04:56
      But the about:config thing in FF still works. by AndyA2008-06-23 09:05:50
        DETAILS! (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-23 09:10:08
          Erm, never mind, i found it. (n/t) by confused.brit2008-06-23 09:11:34
        Yes it does, which I just posted after testing :) (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:06:30
    Firefox can. by aix tom2008-06-23 09:02:07
      woo, nice. Works in Seamonkey 1.1.9 as well (n/t) by Freakazoid2008-06-23 10:04:37
      Wow... by eatcode2008-06-23 09:06:43
        Because "text-decoration: blink;" is valid CSS? (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:07:16
      Ahhhh, and the good news is this works for by merlin2008-06-23 09:05:52
  Ow, my eyes by y2kdragon2008-06-23 08:59:52
  I'll never understand why they deprecated that tag (n/t) by Ston2008-06-23 08:55:05
    Worst part is: they're not using <blink> tags. by Sharku2008-06-23 09:01:36
  Wow ... by PeKaJe2008-06-23 08:54:45
    I see no blinking text. by t23c2008-06-23 08:57:15
Help please. PDF help to be specific. by justncase2008-06-23 08:18:32
  :D I did it! :D I found a list of command line by justncase2008-06-23 10:08:20
  Here maybe? by oedlan2008-06-23 08:43:44
    or here by oedlan2008-06-23 08:50:25
  More background. by justncase2008-06-23 08:27:12
    I'd suggest just putting up with the ugly reader by Arachnid2008-06-23 08:34:59
  Nope. by Arachnid2008-06-23 08:24:08
  The viewer program/plugin would have to .... by aix tom2008-06-23 08:23:27
  Foxit reader maybe by imrambi2008-06-23 08:22:54
Attn: Voxwoman. B5 question. by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:13:38
  I remember most of that from by voxwoman2008-06-23 09:54:21
    Looks like the scene I'm asking about is in by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:17:37
  I think that happened in one of the movies. by hadji2008-06-23 08:21:27
    It was ThirdSpace by robertltux2008-06-23 09:11:01
      Because Garibaldi came in and by voxwoman2008-06-23 09:56:48
        That was a different scene than what I was asking by SaylorA2008-06-23 10:10:42
        And because she was a bit more peeved. by hadji2008-06-23 10:06:34
      She also had a larger realization of what she was by hadji2008-06-23 09:14:09
    I have the movie set, so it should be easy to by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:28:45
      The way I remember it . . . by hadji2008-06-23 09:06:15
        Thanks, that will make it easier to look up. (n/t) by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:13:12
      Movies by y2kdragon2008-06-23 09:01:02
  LOL. Read the first line as: I was indicted last by SouthpawPL2008-06-23 08:20:05
  You'd better not be calling voxwoman a b5! by Phoon2008-06-23 08:16:03
    Hmm. You know, I had not considered the fact by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:37:13
      Or you could ignore smarta3es like me. (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 10:36:14
        I'd rather be a smart 'un than a dumb 'un ;-) (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:42:57
      Personally, I favor "Baby5" for the series, and... by bitflipper2008-06-23 08:40:48
        Or we could do B5 for the series, and b5 for by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:46:40
          Or we could stop b5ing about what b5 means... by Sharku2008-06-23 08:50:31
        why not just say babylon 5 then? by madjo2008-06-23 08:45:16
    Heh heh! by bitflipper2008-06-23 08:22:47
Well, looks like I'll be back at the office around by merlin2008-06-23 08:04:24
  can't you just break it now and get it over with? (n/t) by morenna2008-06-23 08:09:02
    I'm guessing that someone else has signed up to by tallastro2008-06-23 08:14:40
    I wish I could. I'd dearly love to go ahead and by merlin2008-06-23 08:14:38
      well, aren't they just stupidheads. :o) by morenna2008-06-23 08:27:12
        Yeah, me too :) (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 09:01:55
      I guessed right. by tallastro2008-06-23 08:15:49
        Yes you did. It's currently broken, at least part by merlin2008-06-23 09:01:37
I did a cool thing yesterday by oedlan2008-06-23 07:53:19
  Nice. by hej2008-06-23 08:11:51
    Sort of by oedlan2008-06-23 08:36:32
Invoke:Uficle - CCTV to PC by SlyW2008-06-23 07:48:03
  Site of considerable assistance by SlyW2008-06-23 12:02:44
  A cheap way to do it would be to use webcams. by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:26:34
    not true by t23c2008-06-23 08:43:31
      So you are saying that people with open wifi by madjo2008-06-23 08:48:49
        not per se by t23c2008-06-23 09:06:05
    You can change USB to an ethernet cable by imrambi2008-06-23 08:33:48
      Will using Cat5 cable allow you to go beyond by SaylorA2008-06-23 08:40:28
        If not, is there a power supply near the pool? by TheCatMan2008-06-23 08:49:43
          Layout of camera locations by SlyW2008-06-23 09:22:04
            Looking at your layout I think POE cameras by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:30:32
        Yes, if fast Ethernet is used. by t23c2008-06-23 08:46:13
          Are you saying Fast Ethernet will actually by SaylorA2008-06-23 09:22:37
            Yes and No by lheggland2008-06-23 10:16:49
  I don't know much about wirelessness by TheCatMan2008-06-23 08:19:53
Grrrrrrrrrr! by aprylmae2008-06-23 07:47:20
  *snerk* -- Gotta love it when those storms happen. by Twitchh2008-06-23 07:50:55
    not far by aprylmae2008-06-23 07:51:54
      Don't forget to train the trainer to use Bcc.. (n/t) by shargo2008-06-23 07:55:19
        (If each individual is listed instead of a mailing by shargo2008-06-23 07:56:55
          It's a mailing list by aprylmae2008-06-23 08:12:51
            Because by bitflipper2008-06-23 08:20:16
              if I wouldn't get fired over it by aprylmae2008-06-23 08:24:27
                More deviouser by bitflipper2008-06-23 08:32:03
                  I think I prefer my idea for a few reasons by aprylmae2008-06-23 08:39:59
            <lusermode>It's so hard learning what the by shargo2008-06-23 08:15:16
i don't have a paperweight!!!! by thethinman2008-06-23 07:37:12
Folding@Home : Team Ufie Stats by goodyca2008-06-23 07:04:04
Do your dreams have soundtracks? by SnArL2008-06-23 07:02:49
  Often, yes. by smiffy2008-06-23 15:21:41
  I might have been there, done that by bertram2008-06-23 08:55:50
  When a Maaaaan loves a Wooooman !!!! by joresgump2008-06-23 07:49:17
    Percy Sledge version OK; Michael Bolton ++UNGOOD. (n/t) by kelli2172008-06-23 12:42:32
    I hope the eat your own brain reaction is because by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 12:27:18
      I've just listened one version. By your opinion, i by joresgump2008-06-23 14:37:37
  Mine do by y2kdragon2008-06-23 07:09:34
What rss reader do you use? (n/t) by hej2008-06-23 06:40:50
  Sage by IByte2008-06-23 13:07:19
  None. Got more feed than need, without rss. (n/t) by werehatrack2008-06-23 12:30:12
  Opera (n/t) by TheGM2008-06-23 10:07:21
  Akregator (n/t) by Michiel2008-06-23 09:52:56
  I was using iGoogle, but it's having issues lately by merlin2008-06-23 09:31:29
  Bloglines (n/t) by undrcvrparothed2008-06-23 09:15:39
  Google Reader (n/t) by Arachnid2008-06-23 08:16:21
    Same here by ixeian2008-06-23 08:52:06
  bashpodder by madjo2008-06-23 08:05:37
    For that I use Miro. by hej2008-06-23 08:17:58
      Well I kinda need the command line support by madjo2008-06-23 08:41:58
  Ok, pretend I've lived under a rock for the last by Twitchh2008-06-23 07:42:41
    not push, still pull by flirkann2008-06-23 08:21:10
      I read plenty of comics and other sites with set by Arachnid2008-06-23 08:37:29
        exactly (n/t) by flirkann2008-06-23 08:39:39
    The idea is that you have a bunch of different by sazzer2008-06-23 08:19:21
    In a sence it is a push website by hej2008-06-23 08:08:53
    "Small web page with automated F5" by aix tom2008-06-23 08:01:24
  I don't (n/t) by Bellator2008-06-23 07:34:33
  GreatNews by sazzer2008-06-23 07:31:21
  Sage (n/t) by klar_at_work2008-06-23 07:23:34
  telnet by Concept2008-06-23 07:03:33
  Thunderbird (n/t) by flirkann2008-06-23 06:58:46
    Thank you by hej2008-06-23 07:37:27
      Compared to the Firefox based choices by flirkann2008-06-23 08:28:35
  Live Bookmarks in Firefox. (n/t) by Arivia2008-06-23 06:46:13
    Me 2 (n/t) by shargo2008-06-23 07:07:53
Why we have potholes. by Twitchh2008-06-23 06:28:16
  To deposit your Grits? by oedlan2008-06-23 07:19:41
    I knew there was a reason I don't eat that stuff (n/t) by shadowboy8132008-06-23 09:52:23
      Why do you think it's called "grits"? (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 10:43:49
  There is also this matter... by bitflipper2008-06-23 07:14:25
  I watched a show about the Autobahn... by jdelphiki2008-06-23 06:51:46
    Local Responsibility by y2kdragon2008-06-23 07:10:45
      because states are also responsible for by joecrouse2008-06-23 07:34:01
    *hums Kraftwerk song* (n/t) by joresgump2008-06-23 07:03:02
  That's the problem with regulation by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:42:48
  You've never been to Quebec. (n/t) by jiteo2008-06-23 06:35:49
    We don't have potholes. We have by rook_mtl2008-06-23 13:28:43
XKCD by wabbit652008-06-23 06:24:56
  *cackles* by Nightwind2008-06-23 14:21:43
Repost: Casio EX-Z75 Digital Camera question by Twitchh2008-06-23 06:17:05
Ordnance-Corner Heller v. D.C. Edition by DesertRat662008-06-23 06:00:15
  Nothing on Heller v. D.C. by Sieldan2008-06-23 07:39:22
    I'm going to say Thursday by DesertRat662008-06-23 07:53:35
  Interesting tea leaf reading by basher202008-06-23 07:23:55
    Very well considering his reputation (n/t) by DesertRat662008-06-23 07:45:39
  No decision in Heller vs DC today (n/t) by SnArL2008-06-23 07:09:53
    Watch for it Wednesday by plblark2008-06-23 07:21:12
      And Thursday by DesertRat662008-06-23 07:39:15
        That was my thought as well (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 07:48:23
Miro problem: Colors are fugly by hej2008-06-23 05:36:12
  And now they are pretty. by hej2008-06-23 07:24:26
30 Most Recent Diary Posts! by Kickstart2008-06-23 05:30:03
\o/ YAY first post in Ubuntu. by hej2008-06-23 04:55:34
  Hint: numbered posts are frowned on! by ideur2008-06-23 05:01:39
    Not in this case. by Phoon2008-06-23 05:05:34
      What was frowned upon was people getting by sazzer2008-06-23 07:36:05
    All posts are numbered. Yours was 2858313. ;-P (n/t) by aix tom2008-06-23 05:05:30
Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by Treehugger2008-06-23 04:53:04
  I'm sorry you had a wet BBQ. by Nea2008-06-23 09:44:49
  {{{treehugger}}} by afterburner2008-06-23 09:17:54
    Oooo... by Nea2008-06-23 09:45:30
      There's no need to by afterburner2008-06-23 10:06:24
        Heh. by Nea2008-06-23 10:09:27
    Buh? by y2kdragon2008-06-23 09:38:09
      No by afterburner2008-06-23 10:05:26
  Good afternoon by Vectorz2008-06-23 07:25:17
  JBM quadruple cappucino with whip cream and... by vampire2008-06-23 06:36:35
  Solstice Celebration by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:23:02
    Feh by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:27:19
  'Morning by bitflipper2008-06-23 06:12:20
  Morning all by wabbit652008-06-23 06:08:43
    There *is* a law by bitflipper2008-06-23 06:15:27
  morning by aprylmae2008-06-23 04:56:51
    *serves huge vat of BAS* by Treehugger2008-06-23 05:22:02
      fairly accurate by aprylmae2008-06-23 05:39:23
      I meant selfless! (sorry - not brain) by Treehugger2008-06-23 05:22:44
        overtime available by aprylmae2008-06-23 05:26:40
  Good morning! Glass of water please. by NDwight2008-06-23 04:55:59
    *serves glass of water* by Treehugger2008-06-23 05:21:18
Is there a Dutch speaking finance person here, by klar_at_work2008-06-23 04:39:24
  One out of four ain't bad. by IByte2008-06-23 10:14:54
  finance people HERE ? and DUTCH ? by Cokish2008-06-23 05:30:41
    Ahem ......... by klar_at_work2008-06-23 05:57:02
      Well, nobody's perfect. <grin> (n/t) by iarann2008-06-23 06:27:01
        you mean the Finance part or by joresgump2008-06-23 07:01:39
          Either the Dutch or finance ... by iarann2008-06-23 08:38:49
Blargh by Corvus_One2008-06-23 04:27:34
  mew (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:22:21
Attn: Llyr by oot2008-06-23 04:12:51
  You'll have to excuse him... by YakkoWarner2008-06-23 13:20:02
    mew (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:21:58
    I'm sure if he asks nice Illiad could arrange for by techi8702008-06-23 14:05:41
      Which would get emailed to him... by YakkoWarner2008-06-23 16:57:09
        Idea by oot2008-06-23 17:52:51
  Clicky by oot2008-06-23 04:26:33
W:ET Bar by AndyA2008-06-23 04:00:02
  I hate to say it... by mpicklesimer12008-06-23 09:48:30
    I think for the most part it has migrated to EU by imrambi2008-06-23 11:35:35
      There are still some settings wrong on that one. by Mad Marty2008-06-23 15:06:51
      That explains why Mustang hasn't... by mpicklesimer12008-06-23 12:31:45
        Not a problem (n/t) by imrambi2008-06-23 13:39:24
Happy BDay to meee by DerSarek2008-06-23 03:53:43
  Thanks, guys! by DerSarek2008-06-23 13:01:29
  Glückliches Wunschherz! by roger G. rapid2008-06-23 09:49:25
  Happy Birthday! by radiowave9112008-06-23 08:41:08
  Cool! Congrats on the Solar Orbit, and on ver2.2! (n/t) by bitflipper2008-06-23 06:18:05
  Happy 40 by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:17:55
  Happy Birthday! (n/t) by AnimeJ2008-06-23 05:49:01
  Hippo birdies!!!! (n/t) by merlin2008-06-23 05:48:56
  Happy Birthday! by Corvus_One2008-06-23 04:26:10
  Happy Birthday! by chaotic2008-06-23 04:11:51
  Happy birthday!!! (n/t) by aprylmae2008-06-23 03:54:21
*looks around**blinks confuesedly* by aprylmae2008-06-23 03:51:48
And incidentally "101 Fantastic Freebies" in MSRSS by parker2008-06-23 01:46:14
  mew (n/t) by Wordkitty2008-06-23 14:21:40
bwahahahahahahahahahah by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 01:25:14
  Priceless by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:14:59
    if you be so kind enough so as to put up a link... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 22:03:29
  Threadjack! Are you making any progress by shargo2008-06-23 03:36:36
    Last resort... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 22:02:16
Been there - Done that - Today's QC by Hieraco2008-06-23 01:20:42
  You too? by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:13:23
  I've woken up mad at hubby by aprylmae2008-06-23 03:53:51
    I do that while awake. by Phoon2008-06-23 04:14:59
      that's either somewhat common by aprylmae2008-06-23 05:43:02
        Could be both by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:14:19
      eh? You wake up mad at your hubby? by klar_at_work2008-06-23 04:29:50
        I only like the girls! Thank you, though. </zohan> (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 04:50:47
  well... better that... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 01:32:04
    THAT would be a better description of what happene by Hieraco2008-06-23 02:24:01
Calling GSM SIM experts... by smiffy2008-06-23 01:08:18
  Do you insert the SIM card into the widget, or doe by ttlogic2008-06-23 01:24:43
    SIM Plugs into widget by smiffy2008-06-23 02:20:45
      Got a low-level spec here by ttlogic2008-06-23 02:44:48
        Thanks! by smiffy2008-06-23 03:10:20
        Oh, that was 3.57 MHz. Doesn't matter though, by ttlogic2008-06-23 02:48:43
          Oh, that rings a bell by ttlogic2008-06-23 08:03:57
            Coding Perl by smiffy2008-06-23 15:27:22
Crypto Thread by Kickstart2008-06-23 01:00:02
Keeping Cartoons Fresh by smiffy2008-06-23 00:55:23
  The stain is on the move! (n/t) by Phoon2008-06-23 02:57:11
  Can't do much about the loss of ... by aix tom2008-06-23 00:57:45
    bleh... another timesink. by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 01:31:27
    Thanks! by smiffy2008-06-23 01:03:21
*Tyop is on hold at $ISP* by Tyop2008-06-23 00:36:16
  We could start calling that musick *Badumbum* by madjo2008-06-23 05:16:24
    "Muzak" is a brand that got genericized, by Phoon2008-06-23 05:50:35
      You are indeed correct :) by madjo2008-06-23 06:36:16
        I don't use "kleenex', 'xerox', or 'crayola'. by Phoon2008-06-23 06:43:40
      Don't forget "Crayola"! (n/t) by Concept2008-06-23 06:10:49
        Or "Scotch Tape" by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:11:37
  Had worse by TheGM2008-06-23 02:38:56
  Thanks be for Internode... by smiffy2008-06-23 02:27:46
    my small town local listens to me by Nightwind2008-06-23 14:53:22
    I did once tell Telewest support that I'm employed by sazzer2008-06-23 02:45:25
  Did you reboot your modem and computer? by Hieraco2008-06-23 00:53:34
  Thank you for holding ... by aix tom2008-06-23 00:38:22
    Transferred once, transferred twice. by Tyop2008-06-23 01:06:13
      Oopsie by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:10:00
      Due to too many complaints about our client servic by klar_at_work2008-06-23 02:25:17
    Thank you for holding by karl-henrik2008-06-23 00:45:08
      Thank you for holding. The estimated waiting time by ttlogic2008-06-23 01:14:49
      Thank-you for holding by manxmania2008-06-23 01:01:13
        With some of those systems, repeatedly pressing 9 by klar_at_work2008-06-23 02:23:44
          Or zero (0) by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:07:59
          true, but they've got to be available 1st (n/t) by flirkann2008-06-23 02:27:55
      If you're having problems connecting to the Net... by firehawk2008-06-23 00:47:07
        All the other 341 call center employees ... by aix tom2008-06-23 00:49:23
          hmmmm by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 01:26:59
            if $ISP==$Telco by flirkann2008-06-23 01:37:55
              welll atleast here... by mekkanik_mike2008-06-23 01:50:24
World Community Grid: Team UserFriendly.Org by Didactylos2008-06-23 00:33:04
Repost: RIP George Carlin, 71 by klar_at_work2008-06-23 00:16:08
  tee-hee. gotta love the quotes. by AprylMae2008-06-23 20:43:11
  I heard the news on my way out the door. by kahuana2008-06-23 15:53:14
  *sad* :( by shadowboy8132008-06-23 09:19:18
    I've always admired his satire by shadowboy8132008-06-23 09:24:39
  I used to like his comedy, but it seemed that by SouthpawPL2008-06-23 08:17:00
    Got darker by lshurr2008-06-23 10:49:58
      Or Weird Willy West on Wonderful WINO (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 11:39:02
  I used a quote from him by aprylmae2008-06-23 07:59:05
  *Fires up his copy of the Little David Box Set* (n/t) by Sterling_Ag2008-06-23 07:51:55
  Stuff by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:04:05
  We all enjoyed his comedy - even my by voxwoman2008-06-23 05:38:58
  <Deleted><Deleted>2008-06-23 10:02:39
    Moderated for language in link. (n/t) by Nea2008-06-23 10:02:53
    Sorry, but Mods? by jdelphiki2008-06-23 06:03:46
      I agree This needs to be a singular exception, by joecrouse2008-06-23 07:43:46
        it would be more like by aprylmae2008-06-23 07:50:52
    You might want to ID9K that link ;) by madjo2008-06-23 05:21:52
      oops. needed more coffee by morenna2008-06-23 06:09:27
      Wahahaha by madjo2008-06-23 05:24:26
  one of my all time favorite comedians by aprylmae2008-06-23 03:45:40
  I have to admit... by Phoon2008-06-23 03:02:57
  It sucks! by tauceti2008-06-23 00:57:13
  Oh no! :( That'll be a stain on my mood all day. (n/t) by firehawk2008-06-23 00:32:28
OT was there any official numbers released? by Hieraco2008-06-23 00:01:54
  I know I'm late late, but... by roger G. rapid2008-06-23 09:28:26
  I think they are waiting on Guinness before by altordwm2008-06-23 05:47:24
    Guinness by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:01:34
  How many peeps dled cnn.com/index.html on 9/11? (n/t) by Pandilex2008-06-23 01:57:05
    My mom did, sometime after the Pentagon attack. by Phoon2008-06-23 05:00:37
      Turkey shoot by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:00:52
    index.html is not software. (n/t) by afteRburner2008-06-23 02:51:38
      That wasn't part of the record attempt description by madjo2008-06-23 04:06:39
        From the Download Day FAQ. by altordwm2008-06-23 05:49:16
          I had missed the FAQ by madjo2008-06-23 06:25:35
          Just to be pedantic by y2kdragon2008-06-23 06:00:08
        Then actually .... by aix tom2008-06-23 05:00:03
          I doubt it actually, it's probably cached (n/t) by Pandilex2008-06-23 16:17:29
          is it me, or has the favicon of Google changed? by madjo2008-06-23 08:03:35
            Yep. A few weeks ago. by aix tom2008-06-23 08:07:28
    I didnt. First day of my honeymoon in FL. :() by klar_at_work2008-06-23 02:21:37
  And now 3.01 needs to come out by merfax2008-06-23 00:06:31
    It'll be 3.0.0.1 ;) (n/t) by afteRburner2008-06-23 00:23:42
Translations by Nea2008-06-23 00:01:01
  Nederlands / Dutch TLP by madjo2008-06-23 05:27:38
    Door MadJo by madjo2008-06-23 05:27:54
  German / Deutsch TLP (n/t) by kilessan2008-06-23 01:05:25
    by kilessan by kilessan2008-06-23 01:11:34
Comment Board Trivia by Count_02008-06-23 00:00:47
  New Q by smiffy2008-06-23 00:51:37
    New Q by Illiad2008-06-23 16:32:24
      Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno and Sword. by werehatrack2008-06-23 18:22:45
    ... when bathing your cat? by Phoon2008-06-23 05:01:45
The UF appeal for help by Kickstart2008-06-23 00:00:01
  DoogiesangwithRayCharlesthendiedhappily by Hieraco2008-06-23 00:00:44

 

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